Original subtitles

Good evening, everyone.

Good evening.

This show is about six strangers,

who live their lives together under one roof.

All the show has provided...

is a nice house and nice cars.

As always, there is no script.

None at all.

So first, Tecchan and Miwa-chan had a good vibe going.

Yeah, they went on a date.

Try getting on once.

Okay.

You good?

They did skateboarding and they went out to eat -- things were going really well.

Tecchan also asked Momo-chan for advice...

So you're really interested in her.

We've gone on a date.

-We held hands. -Wow!

And it really felt like things were going well...

But then Miwa-chan said to her senpai...

So there's no one? Like, anyone that you're interested or that you like?

Hmm...

There is...

Who?

Daiki-kun.

The thing we were afraid of has happened.

The worst has really happened.

Things have gotten really messy.

I thought there was no way it'd happen.

We still don't know. Tecchan could maybe make her go for him.

But this is Tecchan...

He's not a guy that can do that sort of thing.

He's really handing her over.

Our Tetsu is no good.

We still don't know!

I'm surprised!

I hadn't heard that yet.

-No way. -Seriously.

Since when?

Daiki-kun and Hana-chan broke up, at the camp.

Until then, he was just like a friend...

and I didn't see him as an object of affection at all.

But after they broke up, we just naturally had more chances to talk with each other.

-That's true. -So then...

First, he's really fun.

-When you're together? -Yeah.

How about Tecchan?

-Tecchan...? -It's different?

Yeah.

There's something I've been wanting to tell you.

If you find someone you like again,

there's one last thing I wanted to teach you.

What is it?

As a man, it's not good to be always nice.

That's what I wanted to tell you.

What do you mean? What am I supposed to do?

In the end, you're really...

well, you're just nice... and that's it.

I mean, that's one good point of yours.

But it's better if it's more like sugar and spice.

How do I add the spice?

You're very, well...

when you're close to someone as a friend, you say things pretty straightforwardly, right?

Even things that are a little strong.

You should be more like that towards a girl that you like.

Every girl has some part of them that is sort of submissive.

So that might make their heart jump a little.

You don't think they'd dislike me?

They wouldn't. You haven't had a friend dislike you for being like that, right?

No.

So it's the same thing.

I see.

Okay.

Hana-chan is living there with you all, and she's his ex...

Yeah, we're all still living together from here on out...

So...

I didn't want to make things strained, so I didn't want to start liking him if I can.

So doesn't that mean you really like him, then?

No, no, no. I'm just interested.

So that means you're holding yourself back?

Because you know you're not supposed to like him,

you're forcing yourself to just be "interested", right?

Translated by Alice (terracemouse) Corrected & Titled by Brian (goob)

TETSUYA SUGAYA, 19 YEARS OLD ASPIRING ACTOR

HANA IMAI, 20 YEARS OLD GYARU MODEL

DAIKI MIYAGI, 23 YEARS OLD KICKBOXER

AYA KONDU, 21 YEARS OLD SENIOR AT KOMAZAWA UNIVERSITY

TETSUYA IWANAGA, 26 YEARS OLD PHARMACIST, PART-TIME MODEL

MIWAKO KAKEI, 19 YEARS OLD GRAVURE MODEL

COSTCO SUBS PRESENTS

-Good morning. -Good morning.

Ah~ so sleepy.

I'm so sleepy.

Do you have a shoot?

Yeah.

Mi-ko, what are you up to today?

I'm hanging out with my friends.

I haven't been able to sleep these days.

Why?

I dunno. I wonder why.

-Good morning. -Good morning.

Good morning.

Daiki-kun, do you have work today?

I'm going to the gym.

-You guys have anything? -I'm going to work after this.

-A bath? -Work, work.

Are your eyes okay? You have dark circles going on.

Dark circles?

Daiki-kun, are you coming back late today too?

Yeah, today's the usual. I'll go to the gym, and then head to work.

-Go for it! -All right!

I'm headed out.

Everyone, go for it!

Go for it!

-See ya. I'll be back. -See you later.

Hana-chan... it's been a while now since that's happened...

You mean since we broke up?

You guys definitely aren't awkward or anything around each other.

Yeah, it's not awkward at all. We can talk just like always.

It's just like it's always been. Like we've just gone back to how it was before we dated.

Yeah, most definitely.

It's tiring to watch these three people.

"I didn't want to start liking him if I can."

But that means she likes him, right? She feels that way because she likes him, right?

Daiki-kun hasn't noticed, right?

He hasn't noticed. Not at all.

Because Tecchan is already going for Miwako-chan...

That's what Daiki's thinking, right?

...he's like, "Tecchan, go for it!"

For this sort of thing, it's more fun watching it from our end, don't you think?

Yeah, it's amazing how many people are involved here.

Although...

he knows that Tecchan likes her, so if he finds out she likes him,

he has to shut her down, right? "But Tecchan's been counting on me for advice!"

-Yeah, though, well... -That's hard.

But also if Daiki-kun...

didn't do anything, it'd be like, "Wait, but why?"

Though it's also possible that maybe just nothing will happen.

-Would it, though? -I wonder if that's the case.

If someone seemed like they were starting to like your friend,

but before that person could tell your friend, you say that you liked that person first,

just so that the friend doesn't get stuck on them. Don't you guys ever do that?

That's totally ugly person's thinking.

What do you mean?

So, say I liked you, Triendl. But you liked Omi-kun.

And that's something I found out first.

And so, if I seriously talked to Omi-kun about liking you...

-Yuck. -Right? Like an ugly person.

Could I borrow a mirror for a second?

It's better if you don't look.

It's not your face, it's your way of doing things that's makes you ugly.

So, my heart is gross?

So I guess it's aligned with my looks, then.

Mi-ko... so you went out with Tecchan the other day, right?

Yeah.

How has it been since then?

How are things going?

Nothing's really changed.

Nothing's changed?

So that means...

you probably aren't going to have a relationship for a while? Here or anywhere?

Hmm...

Actually...

Well...

There was something that

I was thinking about telling you...

Actually... I'm sort of interested in Daiki-kun.

Really!

But in the end...

He did date Hana-chan...

And he's still on good terms with her...

So it's like... what am I supposed to do?

Hmm...

I'm not thinking of doing this now, but...

I'm thinking it's best if I talk with Hana-chan about it.

But to hide it while still living together...

that's something I don't want to do.

And I feel like if I say it, she might understand it.

That's true...

That's what I'm thinking but... what should I do? So hard to say it.

I think you should...

tell her.

Right?

Yeah.

-I'm back. -Welcome home.

What are you up to?

AKB is apparently taking votes for members.

-So I'm voting for Ricchan. -Ricchan!

Is this good?

Seems good.

-There she is! -There she is!

"You are voting for Rie Kitahara. Enter your serial number,

then press the VOTE button."

-Alright, voted! -Voting is now complete.

One vote's been submitted!

With this vote... what sorts of feelings are behind it?

With this vote?

It's because she was a member. Cause she was a former housemate.

So you're doing it because she was a housemate?

I want her to be successful. I want her to do her best.

So there's none of that...

Like any strange ulterior motives?

-It's not because of any ulterior motive. -No?

With this one vote, how would I...

But with this one vote, you're going to tell her, "I voted!" Right?

-Aren't you? -I'm not.

-Won't you? -No, I'm not.

Are you looking toward somewhere else right now?

I won't contact her!

Is your arrow pointing somewhere else?

Yeah.

Where is it pointing?

To Mi-chan.

I've noticed, more or less.

Yeah, it's pretty obvious.

Gonna make her your girlfriend?

I'll try my best.

-You've been looking good these days. -Really?

Not like such a bum.

-Did I seem like a bum before? -Kinda.

I'm gonna be in a drama.

I'm going to be in a show called Last Cinderella.

Last time, I was an extra, and even my face wasn't shown.

But this time, I'll actually have my own lines.

You're starting to quickly rise.

I'll try my best to show you all my best side.

Gimme half.

Is it okay if I sleep here?

Hey, hey.

What's up? What's up?

What's up...?

What's up...

Camping was fun, wasn't it?

Camping? Yeah.

Where should we go next?

Where was the aquarium again?

Enoshima.

Enoshima?

You're not sleepy?

I am.

What's this?

-This... -What's this?

Omi, you're covered in sweat. Are you okay?

He's really shaking.

Omi, you're really covered in sweat.

I got really excited.

-Did you see the way she got in there? -It's too much.

She like pushed him,

and then she was like "Mmm..." with such cuteness and like...

Like the way she hit him and then made him move over.

That was sooooo good!

Wasn't it?

I wanna watch that bed entrance over and over while drinking.

-I get it. It was that good. -That was so good.

Doesn't that mean she's used to doing that?

I can't keep track of how many tricks she has.

True.

(*a Japanese sumo wrestler)

She has a department of tricks. She's like the Mainoumi* of love.

-The Mainoumi of love? -The Mainoumi of love!

So it feels almost like for Miwako-chan...

it's rubbed off on her in some way.

Like, "I'll go for it too!"

"I'm going for it!"

Yeah, it's really become like, "I'll go for it too!"

It's not stopping.

It's insane.

I was surprised.

It was amazing!

She went into his chest, right?

Like she went into his arm pillow.

Their faces were this close.

And Oji was like, "Where was the aquarium again?"

Both of their voices' volumes and tones were totally...

-Really erotic. -Yeah, so erotic.

And then there's Tetsu, who woke up for a split second before going right back to sleep.

Like, "Oh, no."

"Is someone there? Oh..."

It's like a kid who saw his parents having sex.

Sup.

Good morning, Daikinman.

By the way...

there's something I wanna talk about.

Am I okay like this?

You're totally fine.

There's something I want to tell you, but since Aya-chan and everyone is here...

can we go outside?

-Right now? -Let's go. Get dressed.

Sure.

So what is it you wanna talk about?

Well...

A polite thanks for everything?

No, nothing like that.

-It's more like an announcement... -An announcement?

Recently, my work has been getting busier, bit by bit.

I've noticed.

And with Daikinman, it's been...

you know...

well, how would you put it?

-We're no longer romantically involved. -Yeah, no longer romantically involved and back to before.

So this is something I've been thinking about for a while, but...

I'm thinking of leaving Terrace House soon.

I haven't told anyone else yet.

I thought I should tell you first, Daikinman.

I've been wanting to focus on my work.

And work on growing as a person more, and work harder.

Well, that's what I'm hoping for, at least.

I think that's good.

But you'll be...

-Yeah. -...taking off from Terrace House...

Well, I dunno. It's not my place to say, but...

If I leave, a new girl will come in, too.

What should I do? I haven't been thinking about that at all.

That'd be great. Go have... go have a romance.

You shouldn't be the one saying that.

I'm rooting for you!

On many levels.

-Do you do marathons? -No.

I'm back!

Welcome back.

I'm back!!

What's up?

Oh man, I'm drunk.

You're drunk?

I'm a little... wait, not a little, I'm very drunk.

-Hey! -Welcome back.

-I was watching TV. -Hmm?

-I was watching TV. -Oh.

Aya-chan, you're going out somewhere with Oji again, right?

-Yeah. -Where are you going?

I said I wanna go to the aquarium.

Oh really? That's great!

What sorts of feelings are you going with to this next date with Aya-chan?

Are you going with a clear intention of romance?

Hmm... I feel relaxed when I'm with her.

I totally don't understand why you keep being so ambivalent.

Seriously.

I'm not really thinking that much.

You're not thinking that much, but then it's like, why are you going out one-on-one then?

I'm going to the bathroom!

I don't get you!

See ya.

I saw, by the way. You, sleeping with Oji.

I knew about it!

-Really? -Yeah.

Where? Here?

In the boys' room.

-The boys' room? -Yeah.

Why are you guys sleeping together?

What do you guys do?

"What do you do...?"

"What do you do?" That's, well...

First, there's nothing shameful going on.

Really?

You're just sleeping next to each other?

Yeah.

I did notice you weren't around.

Yeah, she's not in the girls' room too much.

Oji, you're been sleeping together with Aya-chan often, right?

-Why? -I don't know.

She comes in while I'm sleeping...

But you give her your arm to sleep on, right?

Yeah.

Well, I don't know...

What? You don't know?

Yeah, I don't really...

remember much, I guess.

You don't remember?

But he tells me he doesn't remember.

That's definitely a lie. Oji's totally lying.

Hold on a sec. I need to ask you guys for advice.

You know how I go to chat with him. Since I want to talk with him.

And he's like, "Come over here."

He says that?

Yeah. But maybe he's half-asleep?

What? Half-asleep?

So then...

Of course I'd go in there.

What are you gonna do?

On the next date.

If there's a chance to date him, of course I want to.

I think I can say that.

I think if you don't say anything, it'll keep staying like this forever.

Make that indecisive guy give you an answer.

Will he answer?

You should just say it straight-out.

Can I really ask him...?

You guys don't have too many half-hearted things like that, right...?

Definitely not.

Yeah, I don't really understand it.

If you don't like someone, then you wouldn't give them your arm as a pillow.

-Well, liking... -It's not that he doesn't like her.

Yeah, it's not like he doesn't.

-It's not like he doesn't like her. -I want him to say it clearly.

He doesn't dislike her.

Like, if she just appears there, it's not bad at all.

So if she confessed right now, would she be rejected?

Anyone who'd reject someone here would be a monster.

-But they're not dating. -Yeah, they're not.

See, that's the delusions of an ugly dude right there.

Like, "Didn't they say they were dating?"

But isn't doing this already a yes?

It's not a yes! It's just an arm pillow!

An arm pillow!

If I'm wrong, then I'm okay being ugly.

If this is what humanity is, not thinking I'm right...

-then I'm fine with being ugly. -I'm fine being ugly too, then.

Really?

But...

Well, but I guess hearing it, it sounds like it happened many times...

-Yeah. -Yeah, it's been many times.

If Aya-chan tells Oji now to make things more clear,

then I think Oji will be like...

"Hmm... if you asked me whether I liked you or not now,

I don't think I could say I like you."

That's the sort of person he is, right?

So what should she do?

In that zone... she'd have to sorta.. wait for the right timing and...

But will the right timing come? If she waits.

We can't really say.

You can wait for it, but if it never comes, you can't complain.

I would!! Of course.

But if you're waiting, it's you who just decided on your own to wait, so...

After all that,

for you to complain like, "But I waited for you!" is unfair.

That's true.

So then, while she's waiting, I wish... he wouldn't keep giving her bait.

It's not bait! It's just an arm pillow!

Isn't that bait, though? It's no good, I just don't get it.

It's difficult...

Oh man, this just became a big debate!

-Yeah, it really has. -So risqué...

What should one do, then...?

And then, in the midst of all this mess,

Tecchan put in a vote for the AKB member poll.

What a dutiful guy.

He put in a single vote for the girl he liked.

-He's so nice. -Yeah, so nice.

-He's a really good guy. -Yeah, he really is.

Real good guy.

Oji...

Are you ready?

I'm ready.

Let's go!

-The weather's nice. -Yeah, today's all sunny.

Where are we going?

Where are we going...?

The aquarium!

I know!

Oji and Aya-chan... I wonder how things will go for them today.

Aya-chan was saying things, actually.

What did she say?

That she's gonna try and close the deal for the first time.

She was like, "What should I say?"

-And I was like, "Just ask him frankly." -Yeah, I agree.

He keeps evading things. There's no way...

he doesn't remember sleeping together with her.

There's no way, right?

There's no way he'd not remember.

Right? Doesn't that piss you off?

He's definitely lying.

It doesn't feel like Oji has feelings for Aya-chan.

No way. I feel like he does.

Really?

All the time he's like, "Is Aya-chan asleep? Where's Aya-chan?"

That's true, he's always asking.

He's asking me all the time.

NEW ENOSHIMA AQUARIUM

Wow.

It came right here.

Ohhh! Its face!

It seems like the manta rays are the main characters here!

Oh, so cute! There's penguins!

Are they getting fed?

It seems slippery. Oooooooh, it's so close!!

Wow, it's sorta fat.

What?

It's so fat.

Amazing.

If only the weather were a little better...

Hmm? What? Isn't the weather better than usual?

It's way better.

I wanted to see the sunset.

When I was young, I lived on an island in Nagasaki...

On a place called the Goto Islands.

It was like this.

I don't remember much about it, though.

Can we talk about something?

Is that okay?

Yeah.

Is it something important?

Since I knew that you liked Seina-san,

from the moment you liked her,

I didn't think there'd be anything

after that.

But since we're in the same house,

I felt like I wanted to spend time together with you...

The fact that I like you...

you already...

know... that, right?

It feels like he'll say something good.

-What? -Really?

It didn't seem like he was in trouble?

I felt that way, too.

But she was like, "Did you know that I like you?" and he was like, "Yeah," so it's all good, right?

The "yeah" seemed more like a polite response.

Ahhh...

What, no good?

It did feel like Oji's expression was slightly brighter than it usually is...

Yeah, it was good right?

But it also feels like he might... just stop things there.

Oh, is it no good...

But since they slept together, he'd better say okay, right?

"I like Aya-chan also." Doesn't it seem like he'd be like that?

-Yeah... -So then they'd become a couple already?

Or like, "I've already forgotten all about Seina-san."

-Like not make it clear? -Yeah, leaving it unclear...

Just saying, "I've forgotten Seina-san"...

"I've already forgotten her..."

Then she can do one more attack.

Yeah, this time Aya-chan will keep going until he answers.

True, like...

"So, should we date?" And she'd come at him from this angle.

Completely parallel to the ground.

She'd come at a guy at this angle like this.

She'd look up at him like this.

That's amazing. Can your neck even go like that?

It feels like Oji's gonna run away...

It does feel like he's gonna run away.

"I think I want to become closer friends with you..."

(*a Japanese 80's singer)

It's starting to sound like Toshi-chan*.

True, all like, "It's the aquarium..."

Right after the down-beat.

His jacket would make that noise.

"It's the aquarium!"