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And hello. 8 00:00:35,100 --> 00:00:36,380 Welcome to Taskmaster. 9 00:00:36,420 --> 00:00:39,820 I'm Greg Davies and this, as I've just said, is Taskmaster. 10 00:00:39,860 --> 00:00:41,140 At the end of today's episode, 11 00:00:41,180 --> 00:00:43,980 we'll have reached the halfway point in the series. 12 00:00:44,020 --> 00:00:47,020 Before we know it, a glorious winner will be holding this... 13 00:00:47,060 --> 00:00:48,340 HE GASPS 14 00:00:48,380 --> 00:00:50,900 ..lovely trophy high above their head, 15 00:00:50,940 --> 00:00:55,420 weeping uncontrollably with massive tears of giddy joy. 16 00:00:55,460 --> 00:00:58,780 So, let's amble towards that pitiful eventuality 17 00:00:58,820 --> 00:01:02,060 and meet this week's guest panel of regular contestants. 18 00:01:02,100 --> 00:01:03,700 They are Aisling Bea. 19 00:01:03,740 --> 00:01:05,460 APPLAUSE 20 00:01:05,500 --> 00:01:07,980 Bob Mortimer. 21 00:01:08,020 --> 00:01:10,340 Mark Watson. 22 00:01:10,380 --> 00:01:12,500 Nish Kumar. 23 00:01:12,540 --> 00:01:14,620 Sally Phillips. 24 00:01:14,660 --> 00:01:17,180 APPLAUSE 25 00:01:17,220 --> 00:01:20,500 And here, still, but very much under the probation period 26 00:01:20,540 --> 00:01:22,300 of his contract, 27 00:01:22,340 --> 00:01:26,620 it is my very little friend... 28 00:01:26,660 --> 00:01:28,740 HIGH-PITCHED VOICE: ..it's little Alex Horne. 29 00:01:28,780 --> 00:01:30,580 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 30 00:01:33,900 --> 00:01:37,100 Have you genuinely got children? 31 00:01:37,140 --> 00:01:38,660 LAUGHTER 32 00:01:40,620 --> 00:01:43,140 I do. I've seen them...this year. 33 00:01:43,180 --> 00:01:44,660 They are... 34 00:01:44,700 --> 00:01:46,860 I'm a good father, I've got two boys, erm, 35 00:01:46,900 --> 00:01:48,900 and a boy. Three boys. I've got three boys... 36 00:01:48,940 --> 00:01:50,540 LAUGHTER 37 00:01:50,580 --> 00:01:53,980 ..and up they go. Older and older. Yeah. Well, erm... 38 00:01:55,180 --> 00:01:57,060 LAUGHTER 39 00:01:57,100 --> 00:01:59,380 I'm very glad that I keep you away from those children 40 00:01:59,420 --> 00:02:02,460 as often as I do because you're, erm... 41 00:02:02,500 --> 00:02:04,060 Well, you're a bad dad. 42 00:02:04,100 --> 00:02:06,460 AUDIENCE: Aw. 43 00:02:06,500 --> 00:02:08,940 Shall we get on with it? Yes. I do miss them. So... 44 00:02:08,980 --> 00:02:10,900 LAUGHTER 45 00:02:10,940 --> 00:02:14,060 ..today's most - I think most extraordinary prize so far - 46 00:02:14,100 --> 00:02:17,660 the prize category is Most Extraordinary Souvenir. Oh! 47 00:02:17,700 --> 00:02:20,420 We've asked them to bring in their most extraordinary souvenir. 48 00:02:20,460 --> 00:02:23,620 'You're going to judge which one is the most extraordinary souvenir. Yes, I am. 49 00:02:23,660 --> 00:02:27,460 'And which ever one you judge to have done the best, they get the first five points of the show. Oh. 50 00:02:27,500 --> 00:02:30,980 'Whoever wins the whole show, will go home with five extraordinary souvenirs. OK. 51 00:02:31,020 --> 00:02:33,740 Sally Phillips, good day to you. Good day to you, Greg. 52 00:02:33,780 --> 00:02:37,380 What is the souvenir that you have bought and why would I consider it 53 00:02:37,420 --> 00:02:40,020 to be... Extraordinary. ..extraordinary? 54 00:02:40,060 --> 00:02:44,220 I brought in the souvenir most designed to make you sneer. 55 00:02:44,260 --> 00:02:46,660 Which I think I'm going to find sexually arousing! 56 00:02:46,700 --> 00:02:48,740 LAUGHTER 57 00:02:48,780 --> 00:02:51,260 It is Abba Monopoly. 58 00:02:51,300 --> 00:02:53,940 Now, I'm just betting that you loathe Abba... 59 00:02:53,980 --> 00:02:55,540 LAUGHTER 60 00:02:57,220 --> 00:03:00,220 I personally don't dislike the music of Abba. Oh. 61 00:03:00,260 --> 00:03:02,620 But I'm irritated by the band. 62 00:03:02,660 --> 00:03:04,380 LAUGHTER 63 00:03:04,420 --> 00:03:06,500 All this, sort of, we're not getting back together. 64 00:03:06,540 --> 00:03:08,060 We're not going to play another gig. 65 00:03:08,100 --> 00:03:09,660 Why don't you fucking grow up? 66 00:03:10,820 --> 00:03:12,140 Mark, what did you bring in? 67 00:03:12,180 --> 00:03:13,860 Well, I've got a, erm... 68 00:03:13,900 --> 00:03:15,500 a T-shirt from Kuwait. 69 00:03:15,540 --> 00:03:18,940 It says Kuwait on it and there's a sort of a cityscape. 70 00:03:18,980 --> 00:03:21,100 ALEX: We can see it, if you want? If that'll help? 71 00:03:21,140 --> 00:03:23,060 The reason it's extraordinary is because 72 00:03:23,100 --> 00:03:25,820 an ordinary souvenir reminds you of a place you've been to, 73 00:03:25,860 --> 00:03:28,700 but in my case, I went to Kuwait and I wasn't allowed in. 74 00:03:28,740 --> 00:03:30,380 So I haven't actually visited Kuwait 75 00:03:30,420 --> 00:03:32,300 but I bought the T-shirt on eBay as a souvenir 76 00:03:32,340 --> 00:03:33,940 of the place I would've seen. 77 00:03:33,980 --> 00:03:35,300 LAUGHTER 78 00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:36,460 Right. 79 00:03:36,500 --> 00:03:39,220 I asked Alex and he told me that 80 00:03:39,260 --> 00:03:41,820 that's the buildings that Kuwaitis live in. 81 00:03:41,860 --> 00:03:45,300 Yeah, they've all got one of them. They've all got one of those. 82 00:03:45,340 --> 00:03:47,500 It's a funny old country. 83 00:03:47,540 --> 00:03:49,740 Nish, what you brought in and why is it extraordinary? 84 00:03:49,780 --> 00:03:51,700 I have brought in a single leaf. 85 00:03:51,740 --> 00:03:53,380 Shit! Bob, what have you brought in? 86 00:03:53,420 --> 00:03:55,180 LAUGHTER 87 00:03:57,020 --> 00:04:01,300 That is a man-made leaf from the set of the Lord of The Rings. 88 00:04:01,340 --> 00:04:02,340 AISLING GASPS 89 00:04:02,380 --> 00:04:03,980 ALL: Ooh! 90 00:04:04,020 --> 00:04:06,660 Which is now a sort of tourist attraction called Hobbiton 91 00:04:06,700 --> 00:04:09,500 that you can go to in New Zealand and when I was there, 92 00:04:09,540 --> 00:04:11,340 that little guy had fallen to the floor 93 00:04:11,380 --> 00:04:14,340 and I popped it in my pocket and popped back home. 94 00:04:14,380 --> 00:04:15,860 LAUGHTER 95 00:04:15,900 --> 00:04:19,020 Fairly extraordinary. Yeah. Happy with that? Yeah, more than happy. 96 00:04:19,060 --> 00:04:20,820 Bob, what you brought in? Extraordinary? 97 00:04:20,860 --> 00:04:25,660 It's extraordinary to me. It's a big stuffed toy woodpecker. 98 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:30,220 About so high. There he is! 99 00:04:30,260 --> 00:04:33,060 AISLING: Aw. It's very tall. What, it looks about five foot tall? 100 00:04:33,100 --> 00:04:34,500 Yeah. Wow. 101 00:04:34,540 --> 00:04:39,820 I took my kids to like a Butlins in south of Spain 102 00:04:39,860 --> 00:04:42,220 and they wanted that and you know when your kids a young, 103 00:04:42,260 --> 00:04:44,940 you want to make their dreams come true? 104 00:04:44,980 --> 00:04:48,940 So, I spent five days trying to get that one. 105 00:04:48,980 --> 00:04:50,540 Cos it was the ping-pong's, 106 00:04:50,580 --> 00:04:52,580 but there was the one ping-pong right at the top, 107 00:04:52,620 --> 00:04:54,260 if you get that, you got the big fucker. 108 00:04:54,300 --> 00:04:55,700 LAUGHTER 109 00:04:55,740 --> 00:04:58,220 I'm not a dad, but I would say that most kids' dreams 110 00:04:58,260 --> 00:05:00,140 are to spend five days with their dad! 111 00:05:00,180 --> 00:05:01,900 LAUGHTER 112 00:05:05,220 --> 00:05:07,580 Aisling Bea, what's your extraordinary souvenir? 113 00:05:07,620 --> 00:05:11,860 When my teeth would fall out, my mother would keep them 114 00:05:11,900 --> 00:05:14,140 and she would put them in an envelope 115 00:05:14,180 --> 00:05:16,660 and put them in a cupboard in the kitchen. 116 00:05:16,700 --> 00:05:20,780 So, she has... You know the way you keep the bones of your child? 117 00:05:20,820 --> 00:05:22,500 LAUGHTER 118 00:05:22,540 --> 00:05:26,860 Yeah. They're my teeth. Any tooth that fell out. 119 00:05:26,900 --> 00:05:32,180 Thank you, Aisling. Well, I'm going to mark these very quickly. OK. 120 00:05:32,220 --> 00:05:35,100 The least extraordinary gift, as far as I'm concerned, 121 00:05:35,140 --> 00:05:36,980 is Woody Woodpecker. OK? 122 00:05:37,020 --> 00:05:40,660 And I'm not going to explain myself on television! 123 00:05:40,700 --> 00:05:42,380 LAUGHTER 124 00:05:43,660 --> 00:05:46,140 Fourth, pretty obviously, 125 00:05:46,180 --> 00:05:51,220 I'm putting an absolutely horrendous T-shirt in fourth place. 126 00:05:51,260 --> 00:05:56,020 Unfortunately, my furious attitude towards the band Abba 127 00:05:56,060 --> 00:05:58,180 for their selfishness in not reuniting, 128 00:05:58,220 --> 00:06:00,620 means that Sally Phillips can only take third place. 129 00:06:00,660 --> 00:06:02,980 HE GASPS 130 00:06:03,020 --> 00:06:04,100 Second place, then? 131 00:06:04,140 --> 00:06:06,020 Nish, because... 132 00:06:06,060 --> 00:06:10,260 anyone who brings in a physical representation of their youth 133 00:06:10,300 --> 00:06:13,020 in the form of actual parts of their body 134 00:06:13,060 --> 00:06:15,540 has brought in an extraordinary souvenir. Second place. 135 00:06:15,580 --> 00:06:17,500 Thank you, weird mother! 136 00:06:17,540 --> 00:06:19,220 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 137 00:06:23,140 --> 00:06:24,300 Task me up, Alex. 138 00:06:24,340 --> 00:06:27,980 OK, we're off and you will either love or hate this next one. 139 00:06:28,020 --> 00:06:29,580 SALLY: Oh. AISLING: Ooh! 140 00:06:42,140 --> 00:06:44,260 Hi! Hello, Bob. 141 00:06:44,300 --> 00:06:45,860 Hello, Nish. How's it hanging? 142 00:06:45,900 --> 00:06:47,900 What do you mean? How you doing?! 143 00:06:48,940 --> 00:06:50,420 OK. 144 00:06:50,460 --> 00:06:52,860 Make Marmite. 145 00:06:52,900 --> 00:06:55,220 You have a ten minutes to select your ingredients... 146 00:06:55,260 --> 00:06:58,580 And then ten minutes to make your Marmite. 147 00:06:58,620 --> 00:07:01,820 I'm pretty sure it takes longer to make Marmite than that in real life. 148 00:07:01,860 --> 00:07:03,460 The best Marmite wins. 149 00:07:03,500 --> 00:07:05,940 I'm going to be brilliant at this! 150 00:07:05,980 --> 00:07:08,860 How much would you give me to take a shit in this right now? 151 00:07:08,900 --> 00:07:10,100 £8. 152 00:07:10,140 --> 00:07:12,060 LAUGHTER 153 00:07:12,100 --> 00:07:16,140 I know I'm thinking of Bovril, it says beef extract on it. 154 00:07:16,180 --> 00:07:18,700 I know it's yeast extract. How would they extract...? 155 00:07:18,740 --> 00:07:20,660 I'd better have some yeast, just in case. 156 00:07:20,700 --> 00:07:22,900 What is yeast? 157 00:07:22,940 --> 00:07:27,100 Maybe I'd put a cow in a room till it withers? 158 00:07:27,140 --> 00:07:31,780 And then you can mop up what's the residue? 159 00:07:31,820 --> 00:07:33,260 Miso paste. 160 00:07:33,300 --> 00:07:36,140 Sherry. ALEX: Sherry? I'm just getting pissed. 161 00:07:36,180 --> 00:07:37,540 What about absinthe? 162 00:07:37,580 --> 00:07:38,700 SHE LAUGHS 163 00:07:38,740 --> 00:07:39,780 Vinegar? 164 00:07:39,820 --> 00:07:41,540 Balsamic vinegar. 165 00:07:41,580 --> 00:07:43,380 Dark... In other words, dark vinegar. 166 00:07:43,420 --> 00:07:45,380 Can I get a tin of Marmite?! 167 00:07:45,420 --> 00:07:47,100 You know what, make that two! 168 00:07:47,140 --> 00:07:49,940 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 169 00:07:53,020 --> 00:07:55,220 I think that most people went, instinctively, 170 00:07:55,260 --> 00:07:58,020 as I think I would have and you would have said, it's yeast. 171 00:07:58,060 --> 00:08:00,580 Bob didn't know. Bob said, er... 172 00:08:00,620 --> 00:08:02,700 you just put a cow in a room till it withers! 173 00:08:02,740 --> 00:08:04,100 LAUGHTER 174 00:08:04,140 --> 00:08:06,100 It might work. 175 00:08:06,140 --> 00:08:07,580 How long does the take the cow to...? 176 00:08:07,620 --> 00:08:10,340 40 days. 40 days... 177 00:08:10,380 --> 00:08:13,300 40 days, you get your first residue around the hoof. 178 00:08:13,340 --> 00:08:14,820 LAUGHTER 179 00:08:17,820 --> 00:08:19,900 Wow, incredible. 180 00:08:19,940 --> 00:08:23,580 Nish, if you've bought Marmite and included it in your Marmite, 181 00:08:23,620 --> 00:08:26,180 you haven't made Marmite, you've bought Marmite 182 00:08:26,220 --> 00:08:28,460 and I will be on you like a puma, my friend. 183 00:08:28,500 --> 00:08:29,940 LAUGHTER 184 00:08:31,100 --> 00:08:34,460 Do want to see them making the Marmite? I do and quickly. OK. 185 00:08:35,620 --> 00:08:36,700 Here we go. 186 00:08:36,740 --> 00:08:39,900 Marmite, I think it's salt 187 00:08:39,940 --> 00:08:42,700 plus memories of meat. 188 00:08:44,420 --> 00:08:47,820 It says 89.9% proof. 189 00:08:47,860 --> 00:08:50,220 There you go, job done. 190 00:08:50,260 --> 00:08:52,340 OK. I think it's just going to be bread. 191 00:08:55,460 --> 00:08:56,500 Shit. 192 00:08:56,540 --> 00:08:59,140 This looks so much like Marmite, now. 193 00:08:59,180 --> 00:09:02,380 Oh, what's this? Bovril! I've just found some Bovril. 194 00:09:02,420 --> 00:09:04,820 I mean, it's not quite as thick as I'd like it to be. 195 00:09:04,860 --> 00:09:06,220 Oh, my word. 196 00:09:08,700 --> 00:09:09,820 WHISTLE BLOWS 197 00:09:09,860 --> 00:09:11,100 Look at that! 198 00:09:13,620 --> 00:09:15,260 Kumar-mite! 199 00:09:15,300 --> 00:09:17,100 AUDIENCE GROANS 200 00:09:17,140 --> 00:09:19,260 APPLAUSE 201 00:09:21,660 --> 00:09:24,500 We're going to look at them one at a time, then you can judge them. Yeah. 202 00:09:24,540 --> 00:09:27,620 We'll start with Aisling. This is her finished product. 203 00:09:27,660 --> 00:09:31,420 Temperature-wise, very hot. Yes, because it's just been made. 204 00:09:31,460 --> 00:09:32,780 Doesn't it smell like Marmite? 205 00:09:32,820 --> 00:09:34,140 No! What? 206 00:09:34,180 --> 00:09:36,940 It doesn't smell like Marmite. You're having a bloody laugh, mate. 207 00:09:36,980 --> 00:09:38,340 Have you smelt it? 208 00:09:38,380 --> 00:09:40,020 Marmite. 209 00:09:40,060 --> 00:09:42,820 It's all edible, it's all natural... 210 00:09:42,860 --> 00:09:46,060 So your main selling point is, it's all edible. Yeah. 211 00:09:46,100 --> 00:09:47,700 Cheers. 212 00:09:51,820 --> 00:09:54,180 Talk to me. It tastes a little bit like Bovril. 213 00:09:54,220 --> 00:09:56,100 It's not not nice. 214 00:09:56,140 --> 00:09:58,980 Yeah, it's nice, isn't it? Mm, but it doesn't taste like Marmite. 215 00:09:59,020 --> 00:10:01,180 Oh, Alex. You're living in a dream world! 216 00:10:01,220 --> 00:10:02,580 APPLAUSE 217 00:10:05,940 --> 00:10:09,260 It didn't look like Marmite, it looked like baby poo. 218 00:10:09,300 --> 00:10:12,420 But did it taste like Marmite? 219 00:10:12,460 --> 00:10:14,940 Alex, tell him the truth. 220 00:10:14,980 --> 00:10:17,140 Tell him the truth, Alex. 221 00:10:17,180 --> 00:10:20,220 God, I can feel the force of her. 222 00:10:20,260 --> 00:10:21,940 WHISPERS: Tell him the truth. 223 00:10:21,980 --> 00:10:24,700 It tasted a little bit like Marmite. A little bit? Yes. 224 00:10:24,740 --> 00:10:27,580 And the eyes, they're so angry, so shall we move on to Mark? 225 00:10:27,620 --> 00:10:29,220 LAUGHTER 226 00:10:29,260 --> 00:10:31,660 Mark, let's see Mark-mite. 227 00:10:31,700 --> 00:10:33,140 Oh, yeah. 228 00:10:33,180 --> 00:10:35,820 Can you see the colour at the top of that. 229 00:10:35,860 --> 00:10:37,260 AUDIENCE GROANS 230 00:10:37,300 --> 00:10:39,940 Do I spread or pour Marmite? I can't remember. 231 00:10:39,980 --> 00:10:42,940 No, Marmite's a spread. It's a spread. It's a spread. 232 00:10:42,980 --> 00:10:45,540 Well, I've poured it. Well, that's not my fault, is it? I mean... 233 00:10:46,860 --> 00:10:47,900 Cheers. 234 00:10:47,940 --> 00:10:49,580 Oh, cheers. 235 00:10:51,220 --> 00:10:54,340 The texture's appalling, the colour's good, 236 00:10:54,380 --> 00:10:56,380 the taste is not unlike Marmite. 237 00:10:56,420 --> 00:10:58,060 APPLAUSE 238 00:11:01,100 --> 00:11:05,500 Yeah, I mean, the texture was clearly that of frogspawn, but... 239 00:11:05,540 --> 00:11:09,020 But, Alex, you know, his mouth doesn't lie. It didn't look great, 240 00:11:09,060 --> 00:11:12,340 but I've got to say, I do believe it tasted a fair bit like Marmite. 241 00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:14,660 And you know that because of the surprise in Alex's eyes 242 00:11:14,700 --> 00:11:17,020 that it wasn't total shit. Yeah. 243 00:11:17,060 --> 00:11:19,500 Well, let's see the next VT. Sounds like a swimming coach - 244 00:11:19,540 --> 00:11:20,940 Bob Marmite. 245 00:11:20,980 --> 00:11:22,660 LAUGHTER 246 00:11:24,820 --> 00:11:27,020 This is Bob Marmite. 247 00:11:27,060 --> 00:11:29,220 Is it just a little bit you have on the toast? 248 00:11:29,260 --> 00:11:31,820 You treat it exactly as you would Marmite, right? 249 00:11:33,380 --> 00:11:34,820 AUDIENCE GROANS 250 00:11:36,180 --> 00:11:37,780 LAUGHTER 251 00:11:42,100 --> 00:11:44,380 Thank you(!) Thank you. 252 00:11:44,420 --> 00:11:46,740 I would say that if I didn't know that that wasn't Marmite, 253 00:11:46,780 --> 00:11:48,740 I'd probably guess that's Marmite. 254 00:11:49,740 --> 00:11:51,380 APPLAUSE 255 00:11:55,500 --> 00:11:58,460 You said, if you closed your eyes, it would have...? Yeah. I mean... 256 00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:00,860 You could have been fooled into thinking it was Marmite. 257 00:12:00,900 --> 00:12:02,940 Bob kept saying he didn't want the beef to dominate 258 00:12:02,980 --> 00:12:05,700 and it didn't dominate. Thank you. Phew. 259 00:12:05,740 --> 00:12:08,180 Considering there are 24 beef Oxo cubes in it...! 260 00:12:08,220 --> 00:12:10,940 LAUGHTER 261 00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:12,340 Stop everything! 262 00:12:12,380 --> 00:12:15,340 We are governed by advertising. Here's your next apportioned ration. 263 00:12:15,380 --> 00:12:17,500 APPLAUSE 264 00:12:24,860 --> 00:12:27,620 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 265 00:12:27,660 --> 00:12:31,820 Hello and welcome back to this particular episode of Taskmaster. 266 00:12:31,860 --> 00:12:34,420 Alex, can you update me with the current situation, please? 267 00:12:34,460 --> 00:12:36,100 Yes, they've been making Marmite. 268 00:12:36,140 --> 00:12:37,140 Next up, it's Nish. 269 00:12:38,140 --> 00:12:42,180 Who you've threatened because he bought Marmite to make Marmite with 270 00:12:42,220 --> 00:12:43,380 and displeased you. 271 00:12:43,420 --> 00:12:45,340 So, here we go. 272 00:12:45,380 --> 00:12:48,780 It's not a million miles away from the colour of Marmite. 273 00:12:48,820 --> 00:12:51,220 It's not the colour that I'm worried about. It's the sound! 274 00:12:51,260 --> 00:12:52,340 RATTLING 275 00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:55,220 Yeah. It just doesn't sound like Marmite. Also, very, very hot. 276 00:12:55,260 --> 00:12:56,260 Yeah, really... 277 00:12:56,300 --> 00:12:57,580 HE LAUGHS 278 00:12:57,620 --> 00:12:59,940 It looks to me like a combination of pouring and... 279 00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:01,580 AUDIENCE GROANS 280 00:13:01,620 --> 00:13:03,060 BOB: Oh, fuck! 281 00:13:03,100 --> 00:13:04,980 It's not an ideal consistency. 282 00:13:05,020 --> 00:13:07,740 Have you ever regretted this show? 283 00:13:07,780 --> 00:13:09,340 Not yet. 284 00:13:09,380 --> 00:13:11,020 AUDIENCE GROANS 285 00:13:12,260 --> 00:13:14,900 LAUGHTER 286 00:13:14,940 --> 00:13:16,540 It's quite nice. 287 00:13:16,580 --> 00:13:19,940 Oh, yeah. You can really taste the vinegar. 288 00:13:19,980 --> 00:13:23,100 Mm. You can also taste the marmite, if I'm honest. 289 00:13:23,140 --> 00:13:26,460 Because of the marmite in it. Oh, yes. Thank you, Nish. 290 00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:28,260 APPLAUSE 291 00:13:32,780 --> 00:13:36,220 He put Marmite in it? Yes. And a lot of vinegar and hot water. 292 00:13:36,260 --> 00:13:38,580 It was liquid, lumpy and very, very hot. 293 00:13:38,620 --> 00:13:40,940 I genuinely quite liked it. 294 00:13:40,980 --> 00:13:42,380 I don't know why. 295 00:13:42,420 --> 00:13:44,780 Absolutely disgusting. 296 00:13:44,820 --> 00:13:47,780 Let's see my favourite weathergirl, 297 00:13:47,820 --> 00:13:49,340 Sally Marmite. 298 00:13:49,380 --> 00:13:50,700 LAUGHTER 299 00:13:50,740 --> 00:13:52,580 Let's start with Marmite number one. Yeah. 300 00:13:52,620 --> 00:13:56,020 This is the best Marmite because it is not Marmite, it's absinthe! 301 00:13:57,500 --> 00:13:59,300 Drench it. Mm-hm. 302 00:14:03,100 --> 00:14:05,020 LAUGHTER 303 00:14:05,060 --> 00:14:07,100 Oh, my God! 304 00:14:07,140 --> 00:14:08,860 LAUGHTER 305 00:14:10,540 --> 00:14:12,580 LAUGHTER 306 00:14:17,220 --> 00:14:19,780 That's Marmite number one. Come on, that's amazing. 307 00:14:19,820 --> 00:14:22,420 Yeah, it is amazing. I really feel drunk. Yeah. 308 00:14:22,460 --> 00:14:23,700 That's number one. 309 00:14:23,740 --> 00:14:26,580 Number two. The best Marmite. The best Marmite. Yeah. 310 00:14:26,620 --> 00:14:28,860 It comes with a free toy... SHE TOOTS TOY HORN 311 00:14:28,900 --> 00:14:30,740 Try this. 312 00:14:30,780 --> 00:14:32,180 It looks a little bit like jam. 313 00:14:35,140 --> 00:14:36,420 There's a lot going on! 314 00:14:36,460 --> 00:14:37,860 LAUGHTER 315 00:14:37,900 --> 00:14:39,900 APPLAUSE 316 00:14:44,940 --> 00:14:47,060 What actually happened when he had the absinthe, 317 00:14:47,100 --> 00:14:49,900 was he went bright purple and couldn't speak for 20 minutes! 318 00:14:49,940 --> 00:14:51,300 LAUGHTER 319 00:14:52,340 --> 00:14:54,700 There was a lot going on. Do you want to see all their jars? 320 00:14:54,740 --> 00:14:57,860 So you can see Sally's, er... Insanity. How much she... 321 00:14:57,900 --> 00:14:59,220 Yeah, well, exactly. 322 00:14:59,260 --> 00:15:01,420 We haven't labelled hers because it's quite obvious 323 00:15:01,460 --> 00:15:02,940 which ones are hers! 324 00:15:02,980 --> 00:15:06,180 OK. You're going to have to judge them as the best Marmite. 325 00:15:07,220 --> 00:15:10,300 Guess who's got nil points... 326 00:15:10,340 --> 00:15:11,580 LAUGHTER 327 00:15:12,780 --> 00:15:14,420 It was a flagrant breaching of the rules, 328 00:15:14,460 --> 00:15:17,220 even though you had me thinking that soggy bread might be all right, 329 00:15:17,260 --> 00:15:19,980 you crash into fifth place with no points. Ooh. 330 00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:23,700 Sally, misheard the task. I'm not going to accept this. 331 00:15:23,740 --> 00:15:27,620 She misheard the task... No, no. ..as, can you please show Alex 332 00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:30,660 the time of his...the time of his life?! 333 00:15:30,700 --> 00:15:32,060 LAUGHTER 334 00:15:32,100 --> 00:15:34,460 Fourth place! Lucky. 335 00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:37,140 Er, oh... Mm... 336 00:15:37,180 --> 00:15:39,220 I mean, I'm going to have to go by what you told me 337 00:15:39,260 --> 00:15:41,140 was the most marmite-like in taste. 338 00:15:41,180 --> 00:15:43,860 Aisling, he told me behind your back... 339 00:15:43,900 --> 00:15:45,020 Behind my back?! 340 00:15:45,060 --> 00:15:48,140 ..that it tasted, and I quote, "Fuck all like Marmite!" 341 00:15:48,180 --> 00:15:49,620 LAUGHTER 342 00:15:52,180 --> 00:15:54,220 APPLAUSE 343 00:15:55,340 --> 00:15:58,540 You weak, weak little turd, Alex Horne. 344 00:15:58,580 --> 00:15:59,820 LAUGHTER 345 00:15:59,860 --> 00:16:01,460 You are weak. Yes, I am. 346 00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:02,820 You are weak. Yes, I am. 347 00:16:02,860 --> 00:16:04,820 And just on taste alone, 348 00:16:04,860 --> 00:16:07,900 you told me that Bob's virtually tasted like Marmite, 349 00:16:07,940 --> 00:16:10,620 so Mark must sadly fall into second place 350 00:16:10,660 --> 00:16:13,220 and Bob is the winner. OK. Simple as that. 351 00:16:13,260 --> 00:16:15,700 first, second, third, fourth... Yeah. 352 00:16:15,740 --> 00:16:17,020 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 353 00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:19,420 He did seem to really enjoy it. 354 00:16:19,460 --> 00:16:22,300 Are the scores looking healthy after that? They're looking terrific. 355 00:16:22,340 --> 00:16:24,780 And my favourite, Aisling Bea, is now in the lead. 356 00:16:24,820 --> 00:16:26,140 What?! 357 00:16:26,180 --> 00:16:28,620 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 358 00:16:31,380 --> 00:16:35,180 OK, I fancy a Team Task. Do you have a Team Task? I do have a Team Task. 359 00:16:35,220 --> 00:16:36,460 It's this one. 360 00:16:48,420 --> 00:16:50,420 Just three legends, don't worry about it. 361 00:16:50,460 --> 00:16:55,100 Just the gang. Bob, Sal, and Ash. Hi. ALL: Hi. 362 00:16:55,140 --> 00:16:56,700 The team's in town. 363 00:16:56,740 --> 00:16:59,740 Watson and Kumar. Hello, Nish. Hello, Mark. Hello, Alex. 364 00:16:59,780 --> 00:17:00,900 Wumar. 365 00:17:00,940 --> 00:17:03,500 Quite a few clocks, isn't there? A lot of clocks on the table. 366 00:17:03,540 --> 00:17:06,500 Not to jump the gun, but it looks like there are clocks involved. 367 00:17:06,540 --> 00:17:10,260 BOB: All non-digital. Ah! That's interesting, isn't it? Yeah. 368 00:17:10,300 --> 00:17:13,060 NISH: I'll do this one. Got a lot of energy, hasn't he? 369 00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:16,420 Do something remarkable synchronised. 370 00:17:16,460 --> 00:17:18,500 You have a maximum of 30 minutes. 371 00:17:18,540 --> 00:17:21,540 Most remarkably synchronised behaviour wins. 372 00:17:21,580 --> 00:17:23,580 Your time starts now. Now. 373 00:17:23,620 --> 00:17:26,900 Maybe it would trigger some ideas if we walk around the house a bit? 374 00:17:26,940 --> 00:17:28,820 Yeah. Yeah. I guess we should try and walk... 375 00:17:28,860 --> 00:17:30,780 I'll try and mimic your exact walk... OK. 376 00:17:30,820 --> 00:17:32,300 ..just to get in practice. 377 00:17:32,340 --> 00:17:33,860 LAUGHTER 378 00:17:33,900 --> 00:17:35,820 As I say, this is just good backup. 379 00:17:35,860 --> 00:17:38,100 APPLAUSE 380 00:17:41,980 --> 00:17:45,420 Doesn't necessarily bode that well for Wumar. 381 00:17:45,460 --> 00:17:46,860 As we're now known! 382 00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:49,900 But you chose to do a difficult to copy walk! 383 00:17:49,940 --> 00:17:52,300 The problem is, when someone tells you to think about 384 00:17:52,340 --> 00:17:55,100 the way that you're walking, you immediately walk 385 00:17:55,140 --> 00:17:57,380 like you've got severe haemorrhoids. 386 00:17:57,420 --> 00:18:01,100 Let's have a look at what these two clowns did. OK. 387 00:18:01,140 --> 00:18:02,940 That's exactly what they are. Here we go. 388 00:18:04,020 --> 00:18:05,500 Breakfast hats on. 389 00:18:05,540 --> 00:18:07,980 JAUNTY MUSIC PLAYS THROUGHOUT 390 00:18:10,980 --> 00:18:12,860 My hand is on the toaster. 391 00:18:17,980 --> 00:18:20,380 It's hard, actually, without a spoon, isn't it? 392 00:18:20,420 --> 00:18:23,660 Er, use a banana to fish... Yeah. Yeah. 393 00:18:24,780 --> 00:18:26,380 And we scoop it out, 394 00:18:26,420 --> 00:18:28,660 onto the table it goes. 395 00:18:32,740 --> 00:18:34,220 One bite. 396 00:18:38,820 --> 00:18:40,980 To the breakfast whiskey? Breakfast whiskey. 397 00:18:50,740 --> 00:18:54,260 And now onto the... The traditional shot of honey. 398 00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:56,020 The traditional shot of honey. 399 00:19:01,460 --> 00:19:02,500 Ah! 400 00:19:02,540 --> 00:19:04,300 TOGETHER: Breakfast. 401 00:19:04,340 --> 00:19:06,140 LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 402 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:10,460 Well, my observation was that you were... 403 00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:12,140 never synchronised! 404 00:19:12,180 --> 00:19:14,500 LAUGHTER 405 00:19:14,540 --> 00:19:18,100 But why put a giant glass of whiskey in 406 00:19:18,140 --> 00:19:21,580 when Mark Watson clearly struggles... 407 00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:24,780 clearly struggles to power drink a giant glass of whiskey 408 00:19:24,820 --> 00:19:26,100 in mid-morning? 409 00:19:26,140 --> 00:19:29,060 I'm... I think there's a pattern, really, in this task. 410 00:19:29,100 --> 00:19:31,500 It's more about commitment than actual attainment. 411 00:19:31,540 --> 00:19:33,580 LAUGHTER 412 00:19:33,620 --> 00:19:36,540 I think what we should do is probably see your competitors. 413 00:19:36,580 --> 00:19:39,460 I mean, I don't feel good about your chances, but... 414 00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:40,980 this might be awful. 415 00:19:41,020 --> 00:19:43,620 So, the trio were much more organised. 416 00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:45,940 They planned it, they rehearsed for 15 minutes. 417 00:19:45,980 --> 00:19:49,140 They also recorded Sally's voice to instruct them when to do things, 418 00:19:49,180 --> 00:19:51,540 it was a good plan... Great. ..but did it work? 419 00:19:51,580 --> 00:19:55,740 OK. Are you ready to go? Go on. Dolphinately? Woo! 420 00:19:55,780 --> 00:19:56,900 Yeah. 421 00:19:56,940 --> 00:19:59,180 SALLY'S RECORDED VOICE: Facing forward, holding two. 422 00:19:59,220 --> 00:20:01,500 And...right, right. 423 00:20:01,540 --> 00:20:03,980 Left, left. 424 00:20:04,020 --> 00:20:05,860 Forward, back. 425 00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:09,020 Forward, to the side, over the top. 426 00:20:09,060 --> 00:20:11,700 To the side, over the top, step back. 427 00:20:11,740 --> 00:20:13,140 And sip the tea 428 00:20:13,180 --> 00:20:14,860 and throw the mug. 429 00:20:14,900 --> 00:20:17,020 And to the right, right, 430 00:20:17,060 --> 00:20:19,220 left, left. 431 00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:21,700 Forward, back, forward. 432 00:20:21,740 --> 00:20:23,700 To the side and over the top. 433 00:20:23,740 --> 00:20:26,180 To the side and over the top and step back. 434 00:20:26,220 --> 00:20:28,020 And spit the tea. 435 00:20:29,180 --> 00:20:32,380 And right, forward, back, forward. 436 00:20:32,420 --> 00:20:33,820 To the side and over the top. 437 00:20:33,860 --> 00:20:37,340 To the side and over the top and take out your ketchup. 438 00:20:37,380 --> 00:20:38,500 Wait for Bob. 439 00:20:38,540 --> 00:20:40,820 BOB: One, two, three... 440 00:20:46,140 --> 00:20:47,500 I was fucking shit! 441 00:20:47,540 --> 00:20:49,700 LAUGHTER 442 00:20:49,740 --> 00:20:51,980 APPLAUSE 443 00:20:57,100 --> 00:21:00,020 Sally and Aisling were absolutely bang on. Faultless, faultless. 444 00:21:00,060 --> 00:21:02,860 Absolutely faultless. Literally faultless. Yeah. 445 00:21:02,900 --> 00:21:05,500 I love the fact that you forgot to keep your tea in your mouth. 446 00:21:05,540 --> 00:21:07,060 LAUGHTER 447 00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:10,220 I know. I know, you get to a certain age, I'm the same. 448 00:21:10,260 --> 00:21:13,460 If I get a lovely cup of tea, that's going down. 449 00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:15,020 That is going down! 450 00:21:16,340 --> 00:21:18,780 Well, there are five points to be won. Yeah, there are. Mm. 451 00:21:18,820 --> 00:21:22,100 Listen, I enjoyed both of them in their own special way. 452 00:21:22,140 --> 00:21:25,780 I'm going to give Wumar two points. 453 00:21:25,820 --> 00:21:27,740 If only for Mark Watson's face 454 00:21:27,780 --> 00:21:31,460 when he was struggling to take half a pint of whiskey down. 455 00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:37,260 And the almost synchronised trio, three points. Three points. 456 00:21:37,300 --> 00:21:38,900 OK, there we go. Yeah! 457 00:21:38,940 --> 00:21:40,860 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 458 00:21:42,140 --> 00:21:43,620 And now it's smooth link time. 459 00:21:43,660 --> 00:21:45,820 That's the end of Part Two of Taskmaster. 460 00:21:45,860 --> 00:21:47,220 Farewell. For now! 461 00:21:47,260 --> 00:21:48,980 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 462 00:21:56,340 --> 00:21:58,060 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 463 00:22:00,860 --> 00:22:04,300 Hi. I'm Greg Davies from Taskmaster. 464 00:22:04,340 --> 00:22:06,180 I feel like it's time for a whole new task. 465 00:22:06,220 --> 00:22:07,500 What have you got for me, Alex? 466 00:22:07,540 --> 00:22:10,060 I've got you a little bracelet. It's a friendship bracelet 467 00:22:10,100 --> 00:22:12,700 There's half a heart there. I've got the other half there. 468 00:22:12,740 --> 00:22:14,340 Audience: Aw. 469 00:22:14,380 --> 00:22:16,340 LAUGHTER 470 00:22:16,380 --> 00:22:17,900 And the task? 471 00:22:21,500 --> 00:22:23,700 Yeah, we've got a task. We've got a task. Another task. 472 00:22:23,740 --> 00:22:25,220 I'm so sorry. 473 00:22:30,900 --> 00:22:32,540 LAUGHTER 474 00:22:38,500 --> 00:22:39,780 Excellent. 475 00:22:39,820 --> 00:22:42,900 What the bejesus is this all about? 476 00:22:42,940 --> 00:22:46,580 Hi, Alex. Oh, he's not talking. It's up to him, innit? 477 00:22:48,900 --> 00:22:53,580 Wearing this blindfold, blow up this balloon... Uh-oh. 478 00:22:53,620 --> 00:22:56,020 Blow up this balloon so that its circumference 479 00:22:56,060 --> 00:22:58,820 is the same as the length of a standard cucumber. 480 00:22:59,860 --> 00:23:01,140 But it's circumference... 481 00:23:02,340 --> 00:23:04,140 Yeah, OK. Erm... 482 00:23:04,180 --> 00:23:07,380 You have one minute. Your time starts when Alex blows his whistle. 483 00:23:07,420 --> 00:23:10,260 You have one minute. What's all this, then, mate? 484 00:23:10,300 --> 00:23:11,740 A distraction? 485 00:23:11,780 --> 00:23:16,180 I mean, I can't blow up balloons. So, already, I'm at a disadvantage. 486 00:23:18,620 --> 00:23:20,260 OK. 487 00:23:20,300 --> 00:23:21,660 Mm-hm. 488 00:23:21,700 --> 00:23:23,900 APPLAUSE 489 00:23:25,420 --> 00:23:27,660 Good. So, pretty straightforward task. Yeah. 490 00:23:27,700 --> 00:23:30,420 It's quite a simple task. Blow up a balloon so that its... 491 00:23:30,460 --> 00:23:33,420 TOGETHER: The circumference is the same length as a cucumber. 492 00:23:33,460 --> 00:23:35,900 Standard cucumber. Standard cucumber. Standard cucumber. 493 00:23:35,940 --> 00:23:38,620 So they popped on their eye masks and they tried to successfully 494 00:23:38,660 --> 00:23:40,780 blow the balloon to the right circumference. 495 00:23:40,820 --> 00:23:42,380 WHISTLE BLOWS 496 00:23:42,420 --> 00:23:43,740 I can't blow up balloons, lads. 497 00:23:43,780 --> 00:23:45,860 The circumference of a cucumber. 498 00:23:49,020 --> 00:23:51,420 Surely the conference of a cucumber is very, very narrow? 499 00:23:52,460 --> 00:23:53,540 Can I ask him to help? 500 00:23:53,580 --> 00:23:54,980 WHISTLE BLOWS Oh. 501 00:23:57,820 --> 00:23:59,100 WHISTLE BLOWS 502 00:24:01,140 --> 00:24:03,580 Now that I think about it, that is massive. 503 00:24:03,620 --> 00:24:05,580 That is definitely too big. 504 00:24:05,620 --> 00:24:08,900 Oh, there's a different task? I did sort of wonder about all that stuff. 505 00:24:08,940 --> 00:24:11,700 Oh, right. Wow! 506 00:24:11,740 --> 00:24:15,340 Spot the Difference. Have a look at the scene in front of you ... 507 00:24:15,380 --> 00:24:19,060 Oh... You never told me that I had to look at it in the first place. 508 00:24:19,100 --> 00:24:21,100 Have a look at the scene in front of you and explain 509 00:24:21,140 --> 00:24:23,340 exactly what's changed since you put the blindfold on. 510 00:24:23,380 --> 00:24:25,380 You have two minutes. Your time starts now. 511 00:24:26,700 --> 00:24:28,500 APPLAUSE 512 00:24:30,980 --> 00:24:32,900 Sneaky, wasn't it? 513 00:24:32,940 --> 00:24:35,100 You were all surprised when you took off your eye masks 514 00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:38,140 and something had happened. But we did make ten differences 515 00:24:38,180 --> 00:24:40,260 to the scene in front of you. We had a minute to do it 516 00:24:40,300 --> 00:24:42,940 whilst you were blowing your balloons. So, this is what we did. 517 00:24:57,020 --> 00:24:58,260 LAUGHTER 518 00:24:58,300 --> 00:24:59,380 WHISTLE BLOWS 519 00:25:01,860 --> 00:25:03,780 I don't believe it. 520 00:25:05,100 --> 00:25:07,180 Just to run them through the ten differences. 521 00:25:07,220 --> 00:25:10,020 The mannequin has now got a beard. There we go. 522 00:25:10,060 --> 00:25:11,580 The lamp is now a duck. 523 00:25:11,620 --> 00:25:14,940 The water's turn to a wine. The potato is on the table. 524 00:25:14,980 --> 00:25:16,660 The squirrel is now a cat. 525 00:25:16,700 --> 00:25:19,220 Pots became spot. There we go. 526 00:25:19,260 --> 00:25:21,180 'Rug - the rug has swivelled. 527 00:25:21,220 --> 00:25:23,620 The entire backdrop is blue instead of green. 528 00:25:23,660 --> 00:25:25,460 Alex's hat has changed 529 00:25:25,500 --> 00:25:27,220 and Alex's body has changed! 530 00:25:27,260 --> 00:25:28,580 LAUGHTER 531 00:25:28,620 --> 00:25:30,380 How do you think they did? 532 00:25:30,420 --> 00:25:35,540 Well, I would think that if anyone didn't notice a human had changed... 533 00:25:35,580 --> 00:25:39,780 Those people should seek some sort of professional help. Let's see. 534 00:25:39,820 --> 00:25:42,700 Well, we can start with Mark. I've known Mark for 20 years. 535 00:25:42,740 --> 00:25:45,260 LAUGHTER 536 00:25:45,300 --> 00:25:48,460 We can look at Mark and Sally and Bob. Oh, OK. OK. 537 00:25:48,500 --> 00:25:49,700 Uh-oh. Here we go. 538 00:25:49,740 --> 00:25:52,460 {\an1}I believe that said pots, not spot. DING 539 00:25:52,500 --> 00:25:54,780 The thing on the easel was different and the pots 540 00:25:54,820 --> 00:25:56,300 were in a different configuration. 541 00:25:56,340 --> 00:25:57,340 {\an1}BUZZER 542 00:25:57,380 --> 00:25:59,980 'The cat was in a slightly different position. BUZZER 543 00:26:00,020 --> 00:26:02,820 'I thought it was a squirrel on the chair, but is it that cat? DING 544 00:26:02,860 --> 00:26:04,620 And was it always that cat? BUZZER 545 00:26:04,660 --> 00:26:06,940 'I think the duck may have been somewhere else. BUZZER 546 00:26:06,980 --> 00:26:08,860 I don't think the duck was there at all. 547 00:26:08,900 --> 00:26:09,900 DING 548 00:26:09,940 --> 00:26:11,820 Horne's hat, I don't think it was that, was it? 549 00:26:11,860 --> 00:26:14,260 I think Horne was wearing sort of a cowboy hat, or something. 550 00:26:14,300 --> 00:26:15,300 DING 551 00:26:15,340 --> 00:26:18,420 I believe the colour of Alex's hat has changed. 552 00:26:18,460 --> 00:26:19,820 DING 553 00:26:19,860 --> 00:26:22,140 I think that Alex had a different hat on. 554 00:26:22,180 --> 00:26:23,180 DING 555 00:26:23,220 --> 00:26:25,580 Is he wearing a gas mask now, that he wasn't wearing before? 556 00:26:25,620 --> 00:26:28,220 {\an1}BUZZER WHISTLE BLOWS 557 00:26:28,260 --> 00:26:31,460 Oh, thanks, everyone. Bye, Alex. Thanks for the task. 558 00:26:31,500 --> 00:26:33,220 LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 559 00:26:42,980 --> 00:26:46,140 Unbelievable. I think that pretty much Bob and Sally 560 00:26:46,180 --> 00:26:48,980 just said everything, didn't they? Yeah... 561 00:26:49,020 --> 00:26:50,940 {\an1}They said there wasn't a table. HE BUZZES 562 00:26:50,980 --> 00:26:53,380 LAUGHTER 563 00:26:53,420 --> 00:26:55,860 They both noticed two things were different. 564 00:26:55,900 --> 00:27:00,100 But everyone noticed the hat and Bob noticed the squirrel had gone 565 00:27:00,140 --> 00:27:01,700 and you noticed the duck had appeared. 566 00:27:01,740 --> 00:27:03,780 And Mark, not much better. He noticed the hat, 567 00:27:03,820 --> 00:27:05,420 The sign said pot, so that was good. 568 00:27:05,460 --> 00:27:06,940 And then the potato and the wine. 569 00:27:06,980 --> 00:27:10,580 So, er, not great. Right. 570 00:27:10,620 --> 00:27:12,340 None of you noticed I wasn't there. 571 00:27:12,380 --> 00:27:13,860 LAUGHTER 572 00:27:15,420 --> 00:27:17,420 Easily done. 573 00:27:18,460 --> 00:27:20,420 AUDIENCE: Aw. 574 00:27:20,460 --> 00:27:22,780 Let's see if younger eyes are more successful. OK. 575 00:27:22,820 --> 00:27:25,980 Here are Aisling and Nish. 576 00:27:27,060 --> 00:27:29,140 The mannequin in the bed has a beard. 577 00:27:29,180 --> 00:27:30,180 DING 578 00:27:30,220 --> 00:27:32,300 'The man in the sleeping bag now has a beard. DING 579 00:27:32,340 --> 00:27:33,900 The cat was a dog. 580 00:27:33,940 --> 00:27:35,060 BUZZER 581 00:27:35,100 --> 00:27:37,220 That cat was not on the chair. DING 582 00:27:37,260 --> 00:27:39,660 And also spot was black. BUZZER 583 00:27:39,700 --> 00:27:41,860 I knew I should've been paying better attention! 584 00:27:41,900 --> 00:27:45,140 That didn't say spot, I think it said pow, or something. 585 00:27:45,180 --> 00:27:47,020 'It said something beginning with a P. DING 586 00:27:47,060 --> 00:27:49,340 'Have the potato and cat swapped positions? BUZZER 587 00:27:49,380 --> 00:27:51,180 The duck was there. BUZZER 588 00:27:51,220 --> 00:27:53,140 The pots of paint were not there. 589 00:27:53,180 --> 00:27:54,180 BUZZER 590 00:27:54,220 --> 00:27:55,940 The mat's the same. BUZZER 591 00:27:55,980 --> 00:27:58,380 'The blanket is going the opposite way to the way it was. DING 592 00:27:58,420 --> 00:27:59,580 Oh, wow! 593 00:27:59,620 --> 00:28:01,140 Alex is shorter. 594 00:28:01,180 --> 00:28:02,660 LAUGHTER 595 00:28:02,700 --> 00:28:04,460 {\an1}Wait a minute. That's not Alex! DING 596 00:28:04,500 --> 00:28:06,700 Right, well Horne was wearing a... 597 00:28:06,740 --> 00:28:09,340 a Stetson, now he's wearing a hard hat. 598 00:28:09,380 --> 00:28:10,380 DING 599 00:28:10,420 --> 00:28:13,060 {\an1}The hat is an obvious difference. DING 600 00:28:13,100 --> 00:28:14,540 WHISTLE BLOWS 601 00:28:14,580 --> 00:28:16,140 That's all I got. 602 00:28:16,180 --> 00:28:17,940 APPLAUSE 603 00:28:19,580 --> 00:28:21,460 Not a bad effort from Nish 604 00:28:21,500 --> 00:28:25,220 considering, well, how spectacularly rubbish he is across the board! 605 00:28:25,260 --> 00:28:26,820 LAUGHTER 606 00:28:26,860 --> 00:28:29,580 Nish didn't do very well. He had the beard, the cat and the hat. 607 00:28:29,620 --> 00:28:32,420 That old story. Oh, that old children's tale. 608 00:28:32,460 --> 00:28:35,140 Whereas, Aisling, was the only one that noticed it wasn't me. Yes. 609 00:28:35,180 --> 00:28:36,900 So, thank you for that. And yet earlier on, 610 00:28:36,940 --> 00:28:39,500 with the Marmite, you stabbed me in my face. 611 00:28:39,540 --> 00:28:41,460 LAUGHTER 612 00:28:41,500 --> 00:28:44,220 I mean, you were absolutely incredible at that task. 613 00:28:44,260 --> 00:28:46,220 Incredible performance. Yeah, the beard. 614 00:28:46,260 --> 00:28:47,980 The spot became a word beginning with P. 615 00:28:48,020 --> 00:28:50,420 The blanket was the other way round - that was amazing. Yeah. 616 00:28:50,460 --> 00:28:53,460 No one spotted that the 3m x 2m tarpaulin had changed colour. 617 00:28:53,500 --> 00:28:54,700 LAUGHTER 618 00:28:54,740 --> 00:28:56,740 The biggest thing had changed from blue to green. 619 00:28:56,780 --> 00:28:59,700 Was there nothing for the cucumber measuring? Absolutely fuck all. 620 00:28:59,740 --> 00:29:01,980 No, there is. There is. Yes, there is. I know there is. 621 00:29:02,020 --> 00:29:04,380 It's just instinct. 622 00:29:04,420 --> 00:29:06,500 It's just instinct to shut him down. 623 00:29:06,540 --> 00:29:08,940 LAUGHTER 624 00:29:11,060 --> 00:29:13,540 What about the cucumber?! 625 00:29:13,580 --> 00:29:16,100 Oh, there's definitely something for the cucumber. Oh, yeah? 626 00:29:16,140 --> 00:29:18,740 So, in the first half of the task, Aisling gets five points. 627 00:29:18,780 --> 00:29:22,260 Mark and Nish, four. Bob and Sally, two. OK? 628 00:29:22,300 --> 00:29:23,780 Because of their observations. 629 00:29:23,820 --> 00:29:25,540 Stroke physical problems. 630 00:29:25,580 --> 00:29:27,180 LAUGHTER 631 00:29:28,220 --> 00:29:30,980 Cucumber circumference, obviously I've put it in a graph. 632 00:29:31,020 --> 00:29:33,060 Pretty pleased with this graph. Obviously. 633 00:29:33,100 --> 00:29:34,940 The standard cucumber, as we all know... 634 00:29:34,980 --> 00:29:36,140 LAUGHTER 635 00:29:36,180 --> 00:29:38,340 I've converted circumference to length of cucumber. 636 00:29:38,380 --> 00:29:42,100 As we all know, the standard cucumber is 30cm, or one foot. 637 00:29:42,140 --> 00:29:44,700 That's why quite often we say I'm six cucumbers tall. 638 00:29:44,740 --> 00:29:46,620 LAUGHTER 639 00:29:46,660 --> 00:29:48,860 And weirdly, Mark was the closest. 640 00:29:48,900 --> 00:29:52,420 He was just 1.5cm out - a couple of peas away. 641 00:29:52,460 --> 00:29:53,460 Lovely. 642 00:29:53,500 --> 00:29:55,660 Bob. Bob was a green bean away. 643 00:29:55,700 --> 00:29:57,260 Then Aisling, then Sally, 644 00:29:57,300 --> 00:29:59,500 then Nish - who was a whole cucumber out! 645 00:29:59,540 --> 00:30:01,780 LAUGHTER 646 00:30:01,820 --> 00:30:04,460 So, there's some points there, right? Factoring in the cucumbers 647 00:30:04,500 --> 00:30:06,820 and the differences, the totals are: 648 00:30:06,860 --> 00:30:09,180 Aisling and Mark both get eight points. 649 00:30:09,220 --> 00:30:10,980 Bob, six. 650 00:30:11,020 --> 00:30:13,140 Nish and Sally, four. Oh. 651 00:30:13,180 --> 00:30:14,900 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 652 00:30:17,740 --> 00:30:19,740 It's all fun, isn't it? So can we see a scoreboard? 653 00:30:19,780 --> 00:30:21,380 OK, I can show you a scoreboard. 654 00:30:21,420 --> 00:30:23,500 There is nine points from last to first 655 00:30:23,540 --> 00:30:26,700 and Aisling is in the lead with 19 points. AISLING: Oh, my God! 656 00:30:26,740 --> 00:30:29,180 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 657 00:30:31,100 --> 00:30:33,020 She's yet to win an episode. Right. 658 00:30:33,060 --> 00:30:35,660 None of that's been cheated to put you in the lead, either. 659 00:30:35,700 --> 00:30:37,820 Just because Alex is so genuinely frightened of you. 660 00:30:37,860 --> 00:30:39,620 You're not frightened of me, are you, Alex? 661 00:30:39,660 --> 00:30:42,180 I'm not frightened of you. See, he's grand. 662 00:30:42,220 --> 00:30:44,780 We're going to see... Do you want to see the series scoreboard? 663 00:30:44,820 --> 00:30:47,660 Oh, God, yeah. They're all in the 60s, except for Nish. 664 00:30:47,700 --> 00:30:49,580 So... LAUGHTER 665 00:30:49,620 --> 00:30:51,460 Mark is the current leader - yet to win a show - 666 00:30:51,500 --> 00:30:52,820 but he's on 67 points. 667 00:30:52,860 --> 00:30:54,300 Then at 66, Bob. 668 00:30:54,340 --> 00:30:55,500 62 to Sally and Aisling 669 00:30:55,540 --> 00:30:57,700 and then there's Nish, innit. 670 00:30:57,740 --> 00:30:59,260 LAUGHTER 671 00:30:59,300 --> 00:31:01,780 Aw. It's quite tight. 54. It's quite tight. 672 00:31:01,820 --> 00:31:03,860 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 673 00:31:06,140 --> 00:31:07,700 Yeah. Neck and neck. 674 00:31:07,740 --> 00:31:10,660 We've got time for one really quick task, if you want it. 675 00:31:10,700 --> 00:31:12,340 Er... 676 00:31:12,380 --> 00:31:14,580 Yes, I do. OK. That's a relief. 677 00:31:14,620 --> 00:31:16,020 Here it is. 678 00:31:32,420 --> 00:31:33,820 Hi, Alex. Hello, Mark. 679 00:31:37,500 --> 00:31:40,740 I always feel a bit like I'm coming to see the headmaster in this room. 680 00:31:40,780 --> 00:31:42,340 Thank you. 681 00:31:43,620 --> 00:31:47,540 Sneeze. Fastest wins. Your time starts now. 682 00:31:48,620 --> 00:31:50,180 Like, an actual sneeze? 683 00:31:50,220 --> 00:31:51,420 Yes, please. 684 00:31:52,780 --> 00:31:54,220 LAUGHTER 685 00:31:54,260 --> 00:31:55,900 Can you force yourself to sneeze? 686 00:31:55,940 --> 00:31:57,460 APPLAUSE 687 00:31:57,500 --> 00:31:59,780 You wanted to see some big sneezes. Yeah. 688 00:32:01,260 --> 00:32:04,580 I should say, early doors, I want a genuine sneeze. Mm-hm. 689 00:32:04,620 --> 00:32:05,980 Who shall we see first? 690 00:32:06,020 --> 00:32:08,860 I guess we're going to try to see the involuntary spasms 691 00:32:08,900 --> 00:32:11,220 of Aisling, Bob and Sally. 692 00:32:11,260 --> 00:32:13,700 Fastest wins, your time starts now. 693 00:32:15,700 --> 00:32:17,300 HIGH-PITCHED SNEEZE 694 00:32:17,340 --> 00:32:19,860 'Sneeze, fastest wins. Your time starts now. SHE SNEEZES 695 00:32:19,900 --> 00:32:22,740 Right, I've recorded half a second. 696 00:32:22,780 --> 00:32:26,220 Yes. But can I tell you... 697 00:32:26,260 --> 00:32:29,300 that I already did a sneeze before then? I would like it counted. 698 00:32:29,340 --> 00:32:31,860 Is that done? Yeah, I'll just take the hankie and ... 699 00:32:33,220 --> 00:32:34,460 I sneezed a bit there. 700 00:32:34,500 --> 00:32:36,340 And when we analyse the footage... Yeah. 701 00:32:36,380 --> 00:32:37,900 ..were they definitely sneezes? 702 00:32:37,940 --> 00:32:39,420 Yeah. Really? 703 00:32:39,460 --> 00:32:41,460 Achoo. And was that a real one? 704 00:32:41,500 --> 00:32:43,580 Yeah. These are all real sneezes? 705 00:32:43,620 --> 00:32:44,900 Everything's a real sneeze. 706 00:32:44,940 --> 00:32:46,180 What is real?! 707 00:32:46,220 --> 00:32:49,100 What brings on sneezing? Jumping really high? 708 00:32:49,140 --> 00:32:50,620 LAUGHTER 709 00:32:50,660 --> 00:32:54,140 I'm sticking the tail of this up my nose. Will that make me sneeze? 710 00:32:55,700 --> 00:32:57,820 LAUGHTER 711 00:32:57,860 --> 00:33:00,420 I don't really feel sneezy. 712 00:33:00,460 --> 00:33:02,540 White pepper always seems stronger to me. 713 00:33:19,340 --> 00:33:20,660 HE SNEEZES 714 00:33:20,700 --> 00:33:21,940 Yes! 715 00:33:21,980 --> 00:33:23,460 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 716 00:33:26,020 --> 00:33:28,860 There was pepper coming out for weeks. 717 00:33:28,900 --> 00:33:30,500 Yeah, yeah. 718 00:33:30,540 --> 00:33:33,340 It's so weird, isn't it? I was just so - like everyone - 719 00:33:33,380 --> 00:33:35,460 just so thrilled when he actually sneezed! 720 00:33:35,500 --> 00:33:37,460 LAUGHTER 721 00:33:37,500 --> 00:33:40,340 It took him ten minutes and one second. Ten minutes? Wow! 722 00:33:40,380 --> 00:33:44,380 Amazing. Er... You two need to explain yourselves. 723 00:33:44,420 --> 00:33:46,420 You can't prove mine wasn't real. 724 00:33:46,460 --> 00:33:49,060 I can't prove it? No. Yeah. None of you can prove... 725 00:33:49,100 --> 00:33:50,740 I can ask you to tell me the truth. 726 00:33:51,820 --> 00:33:53,340 SHE LAUGHS 727 00:33:54,380 --> 00:33:55,420 Where is the doctor? 728 00:33:55,460 --> 00:33:57,540 Show me the doctor who tells me that's not a sneeze. 729 00:33:57,580 --> 00:34:00,220 Aisling, you're the worst liar I've seen since I was a teacher! 730 00:34:00,260 --> 00:34:01,700 LAUGHTER 731 00:34:02,980 --> 00:34:04,380 We're stopping there mid-sneeze. 732 00:34:04,420 --> 00:34:07,300 See you here in a few minutes for the final part of the show. 733 00:34:07,340 --> 00:34:08,980 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 734 00:34:18,580 --> 00:34:21,100 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 735 00:34:21,140 --> 00:34:22,540 Hello, again. 736 00:34:22,580 --> 00:34:25,580 It's Part Four and there's a task that needs completing. 737 00:34:25,620 --> 00:34:28,580 Sneezing, Alex. That's right, all they have to do is sneeze - 738 00:34:28,620 --> 00:34:30,020 fastest wins. 739 00:34:30,060 --> 00:34:33,180 Let's see how the twins, Mark and Nish, got on. 740 00:34:35,500 --> 00:34:38,540 {\an1}HE BLOWS THROUGH HIS NOSE RHYTHMICALLY 741 00:34:38,580 --> 00:34:39,820 I can normally... 742 00:34:39,860 --> 00:34:42,060 CONTINUES BLOWING 743 00:34:42,100 --> 00:34:45,340 I can normally make myself sneeze by...just doing that. 744 00:34:45,380 --> 00:34:47,300 Well, that would be ideal. Yeah! 745 00:34:47,340 --> 00:34:49,900 I've got hay fever. Have you got any pollen on you? 746 00:34:49,940 --> 00:34:51,620 HE SNIFFS 747 00:34:51,660 --> 00:34:54,020 These flowers must be out of pollen! 748 00:34:54,060 --> 00:34:55,780 This is very undignified! 749 00:34:55,820 --> 00:35:00,580 I found some pepper, but I don't know whether this really works. 750 00:35:00,620 --> 00:35:01,700 That'll do. 751 00:35:01,740 --> 00:35:04,700 I need dust. Or flour. 752 00:35:04,740 --> 00:35:07,420 Here's a Hoover bag full of dust. Oh, that is too much! 753 00:35:07,460 --> 00:35:08,700 LAUGHTER 754 00:35:08,740 --> 00:35:09,980 HE SPLUTTERS 755 00:35:13,180 --> 00:35:14,980 I surrender. 756 00:35:15,020 --> 00:35:19,020 My nose is burning quite badly and I feel a bit dizzy and sick. 757 00:35:19,060 --> 00:35:20,580 HE SNORTS 758 00:35:20,620 --> 00:35:23,780 You can see why this isn't the one that they end up doing at parties! 759 00:35:24,860 --> 00:35:26,500 No, I don't think it's going to come. 760 00:35:26,540 --> 00:35:28,780 If I do sneeze, any time the rest of the day, 761 00:35:28,820 --> 00:35:30,660 I'll try and send you a video of it. 762 00:35:30,700 --> 00:35:32,500 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 763 00:35:38,380 --> 00:35:41,060 So, Nish failed. Well, he gave up on ten minutes. 764 00:35:41,100 --> 00:35:42,980 One second, before Bob's came out. 765 00:35:43,020 --> 00:35:44,980 You may have just missed it by a second. Ah. 766 00:35:45,020 --> 00:35:48,540 I think we're going to have to drill down into, 767 00:35:48,580 --> 00:35:51,900 within two or three seconds of being set the task, 768 00:35:51,940 --> 00:35:55,580 Mark fell straight to his default technique... 769 00:35:56,820 --> 00:36:01,220 I believe I'm quoting correctly, "This normally works." ..of... 770 00:36:01,260 --> 00:36:03,380 HE HONKS RHYTHMICALLY 771 00:36:03,420 --> 00:36:04,580 I've, erm... 772 00:36:04,620 --> 00:36:07,700 And my question to you is, where did you develop the technique? 773 00:36:07,740 --> 00:36:09,580 Why did you develop the technique? 774 00:36:09,620 --> 00:36:12,300 The real story is that, like Nish, I suffer from hay fever 775 00:36:12,340 --> 00:36:15,180 and sometimes with hay fever your nose is constantly tickly, 776 00:36:15,220 --> 00:36:16,700 you can't quite sneeze. 777 00:36:16,740 --> 00:36:19,620 So I evolved the technique for basically forcing a sneeze. 778 00:36:19,660 --> 00:36:22,140 But I was wandering up and down the house doing that for... 779 00:36:22,180 --> 00:36:24,060 It was... Well, Alex... 40 minutes. Yes. 780 00:36:24,100 --> 00:36:25,780 LAUGHTER 781 00:36:27,020 --> 00:36:28,940 It was... 782 00:36:31,340 --> 00:36:35,180 Mark did promise us a sneeze within two to three working days. 783 00:36:35,220 --> 00:36:37,060 LAUGHTER 784 00:36:37,100 --> 00:36:41,940 And within 48 hours, I did receive a video message. OK. 785 00:36:41,980 --> 00:36:45,140 Then I received seven more video messages over the next week. 786 00:36:46,980 --> 00:36:49,900 He's got a distinctive sneeze, here it is. 787 00:36:50,940 --> 00:36:52,540 HE SNEEZES BREATHILY 788 00:36:52,580 --> 00:36:54,340 {\an1}HE SNEEZES BREATHILY HE CHUCKLES 789 00:36:54,380 --> 00:36:56,220 HE SNEEZES HE CHUCKLES 790 00:36:56,260 --> 00:36:57,900 {\an1}HE SNEEZES 791 00:36:57,940 --> 00:36:59,500 {\an1}HE SNEEZES 792 00:36:59,540 --> 00:37:01,100 HE SNEEZES 793 00:37:02,580 --> 00:37:05,300 There you go. That's my sneeze. 794 00:37:05,340 --> 00:37:06,620 APPLAUSE 795 00:37:06,660 --> 00:37:08,860 Very drunk in that one. Yeah. 796 00:37:10,060 --> 00:37:12,580 So, it's up to you, Greg, to decide which were the real sneezes. 797 00:37:12,620 --> 00:37:14,420 We had Mark after 48 hours 798 00:37:14,460 --> 00:37:17,020 and just in front of him, Bob, after ten minutes. OK. 799 00:37:17,060 --> 00:37:20,740 Well, Nish ruled himself out early doors. Mm-hm. 800 00:37:20,780 --> 00:37:23,100 Both of the women did... 801 00:37:23,140 --> 00:37:25,060 Sally and Aisling. 802 00:37:25,100 --> 00:37:27,740 Oh. I sometimes group the men together, as well. 803 00:37:27,780 --> 00:37:29,620 But if you want me to go individual, 804 00:37:29,660 --> 00:37:31,980 both of the chicks, Sally and Aisling... 805 00:37:32,020 --> 00:37:33,700 LAUGHTER 806 00:37:35,900 --> 00:37:38,540 Sorry, hot chicks! 807 00:37:38,580 --> 00:37:40,620 I'll actually take that one. OK. 808 00:37:40,660 --> 00:37:44,500 Sally and Aisling did fake sneezes. I would bet Alex's life on that. 809 00:37:44,540 --> 00:37:46,100 LAUGHTER 810 00:37:47,940 --> 00:37:49,940 Obviously, Bob nailed it. 811 00:37:49,980 --> 00:37:52,820 So, five to Bob, four to Mark, none to anyone else. Correct. 812 00:37:52,860 --> 00:37:54,380 OK, there we go. We've finished. 813 00:37:54,420 --> 00:37:55,860 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 814 00:37:58,180 --> 00:38:02,260 Which means, there's just one point separating three people at the top. 815 00:38:02,300 --> 00:38:05,740 Bob and Mark have 20 points and Aisling has 19 now. There we go. 816 00:38:05,780 --> 00:38:07,580 Ah. 817 00:38:07,620 --> 00:38:09,020 APPLAUSE 818 00:38:11,140 --> 00:38:13,300 OK, will you all please head to the stage, everyone, 819 00:38:13,340 --> 00:38:15,300 because it's the final task of the show! 820 00:38:15,340 --> 00:38:16,780 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 821 00:38:27,900 --> 00:38:30,660 Three blokes, Aisling and Sally... 822 00:38:31,620 --> 00:38:33,820 ..and some balloons. 823 00:38:33,860 --> 00:38:35,980 Alex, who's going to read the task out? 824 00:38:36,020 --> 00:38:37,580 Four blokes? 825 00:38:37,620 --> 00:38:39,820 LAUGHTER 826 00:38:39,860 --> 00:38:43,460 Sorry, mate. I... I... 827 00:38:43,500 --> 00:38:46,140 MARK: No, I think Greg's maths were right here. 828 00:38:46,180 --> 00:38:48,180 I hadn't noticed you were there. 829 00:38:49,900 --> 00:38:52,540 Aisling, there's the task for you. OK, I don't have my glasses on, 830 00:38:52,580 --> 00:38:53,780 so I might have to squint. 831 00:38:53,820 --> 00:38:57,060 Stand on one leg for the longest, 832 00:38:57,100 --> 00:39:01,020 while playing a game of Greg says, Alex says. 833 00:39:01,060 --> 00:39:03,140 What the hell is that?! 834 00:39:03,180 --> 00:39:08,180 Your raised foot must remain above the balloon at all times 835 00:39:08,220 --> 00:39:10,580 and may not touch any other item. 836 00:39:10,620 --> 00:39:14,820 So, you've all got to stand with one leg raised over the balloon. 837 00:39:14,860 --> 00:39:16,180 They're each wearing a... 838 00:39:16,220 --> 00:39:18,700 I guess you'd call it a sandal with pins on the bottom. 839 00:39:18,740 --> 00:39:20,700 So, that's the one that has to go over the balloon 840 00:39:20,740 --> 00:39:23,300 And we're going to play a game of Greg's Says, Alex Says. 841 00:39:23,340 --> 00:39:25,220 Which is like Simon Says. When Greg says it - 842 00:39:25,260 --> 00:39:26,660 as in I will say, Greg says do this - 843 00:39:26,700 --> 00:39:28,900 then you have to do it. If it says Alex says, 844 00:39:28,940 --> 00:39:30,060 just ignore it. 845 00:39:30,100 --> 00:39:31,460 LAUGHTER 846 00:39:31,500 --> 00:39:33,620 Really? Yeah. 847 00:39:33,660 --> 00:39:36,180 So, if it says Greg says do the thing, you have to do it. 848 00:39:36,220 --> 00:39:38,540 If it says Alex says it, you don't have to do it. Don't do it. 849 00:39:38,580 --> 00:39:39,940 SALLY: I love this game. 850 00:39:39,980 --> 00:39:41,580 LAUGHTER 851 00:39:41,620 --> 00:39:43,300 Greg is going to be watching your foot, 852 00:39:43,340 --> 00:39:45,460 it must stay over the balloon at all times. 853 00:39:45,500 --> 00:39:47,580 The other foot must stay on the red circle. 854 00:39:47,620 --> 00:39:50,260 And the first balloon to go, they'll get one point. 855 00:39:50,300 --> 00:39:52,900 The last balloon to go will get five points. OK. 856 00:39:52,940 --> 00:39:55,740 So, if Greg says put one foot over the balloon, 857 00:39:55,780 --> 00:39:57,580 from now on that must stay over the balloon. 858 00:39:57,620 --> 00:39:59,660 So, make sure you're comfortable. 859 00:39:59,700 --> 00:40:01,340 Now, we're ready to play. 860 00:40:01,380 --> 00:40:03,260 Greg says put your hands on your head. 861 00:40:05,580 --> 00:40:06,700 LAUGHTER 862 00:40:06,740 --> 00:40:08,740 LAUGHTER COVERS TALKING 863 00:40:08,780 --> 00:40:10,620 Hands on your head, please. Alex says, 864 00:40:10,660 --> 00:40:12,540 put one hand on the head of a person next to you. 865 00:40:12,580 --> 00:40:13,660 BALLOON POPS 866 00:40:13,700 --> 00:40:14,940 AUDIENCE: Aw. Oh, Bob's out. 867 00:40:14,980 --> 00:40:16,820 Greg says, bow deeply. 868 00:40:19,900 --> 00:40:21,060 BALLOON POPS 869 00:40:22,060 --> 00:40:23,460 Kumar's gone. 870 00:40:23,500 --> 00:40:26,260 OK. Greg says blow a kiss to the Taskmaster. A French kiss. 871 00:40:27,980 --> 00:40:29,060 LAUGHTER 872 00:40:29,100 --> 00:40:32,380 A French kiss? Yeah. OK. 873 00:40:32,420 --> 00:40:34,900 Alex says, twerk. 874 00:40:34,940 --> 00:40:35,980 BALLOON POPS 875 00:40:36,020 --> 00:40:37,700 Sally's gone. OK, she's gone. She's gone. 876 00:40:37,740 --> 00:40:39,500 OK, there's two left in it. 877 00:40:39,540 --> 00:40:42,980 Greg agrees and Greg also says twerk. 878 00:40:43,020 --> 00:40:44,700 I don't know what... 879 00:40:44,740 --> 00:40:46,020 LAUGHTER 880 00:40:46,060 --> 00:40:48,140 BALLOON POPS 881 00:40:48,180 --> 00:40:49,340 Mark's has gone. 882 00:40:49,380 --> 00:40:50,820 BALLOON POPS 883 00:40:50,860 --> 00:40:52,820 CHEERING 884 00:40:52,860 --> 00:40:54,380 Aisling wins! 885 00:40:54,420 --> 00:40:56,820 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 886 00:40:58,740 --> 00:41:00,100 Can you all make your way down? 887 00:41:00,140 --> 00:41:02,260 We'll see how that's affected the final scores. 888 00:41:02,300 --> 00:41:03,860 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 889 00:41:10,100 --> 00:41:13,300 All right, now, Alex. So, now can you give me lots of information? 890 00:41:13,340 --> 00:41:15,900 Mark came second and Aisling came first and what that means 891 00:41:15,940 --> 00:41:18,580 is that the scoreboard, excitingly, looks like this. 892 00:41:18,620 --> 00:41:22,220 For the first time in the series, we have... Oh! 893 00:41:22,260 --> 00:41:23,940 ..a draw. 894 00:41:23,980 --> 00:41:26,260 A draw, we have a draw. 895 00:41:26,300 --> 00:41:28,820 Shut the front door, a tie-break. 896 00:41:28,860 --> 00:41:31,980 Alex, what happens now? Well, as you know, over the past few months, 897 00:41:32,020 --> 00:41:34,940 our contestants took part in some tie-break challenges... 898 00:41:34,980 --> 00:41:37,940 AISLING: Yes! ..in case exactly this sort of thing happened. 899 00:41:37,980 --> 00:41:39,460 And in this tie-break task, 900 00:41:39,500 --> 00:41:42,340 we tested their ability to back throw a Swede. 901 00:41:42,380 --> 00:41:43,500 MARK: Oh, no. Oh! 902 00:41:43,540 --> 00:41:45,100 LAUGHTER 903 00:41:45,140 --> 00:41:47,900 All they had to do was stare at a picture of you 904 00:41:47,940 --> 00:41:50,140 and chuck a picture of our old friend Fred 905 00:41:50,180 --> 00:41:53,140 into the bin behind them in as few attempts as possible. 906 00:41:53,180 --> 00:41:55,300 LAUGHTER 907 00:41:55,340 --> 00:41:57,700 We're going to see Aisling's attempt first. Here it is. Go. 908 00:41:57,740 --> 00:42:02,380 Is this a famous Swede? Because he looks look he might be a murderer. 909 00:42:11,460 --> 00:42:14,100 I got into comedy so I wouldn't have to sit at a desk 910 00:42:14,140 --> 00:42:15,780 dealing with paper. 911 00:42:18,100 --> 00:42:19,700 SHE SCREAMS 912 00:42:21,780 --> 00:42:23,460 Did I get it in?! 913 00:42:23,500 --> 00:42:25,980 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 914 00:42:33,620 --> 00:42:36,940 Well, the celebration's going to take some beating. 915 00:42:36,980 --> 00:42:39,140 Can we see Mark's? Yeah, this is Mark's attempt. 916 00:42:55,460 --> 00:42:56,900 Ah. 917 00:42:59,460 --> 00:43:01,220 Glasses off. 918 00:43:03,900 --> 00:43:05,500 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 919 00:43:08,700 --> 00:43:12,940 So, I can tell you that Aisling got Fred in the bin in 66 attempts. 920 00:43:12,980 --> 00:43:14,620 SHE CHUCKLES 921 00:43:14,660 --> 00:43:16,020 LAUGHTER 922 00:43:16,060 --> 00:43:18,660 Mark got Fred in the bin... 923 00:43:18,700 --> 00:43:20,540 in 15 attempts. Ooh! 924 00:43:20,580 --> 00:43:22,500 CHEERING 925 00:43:22,540 --> 00:43:24,180 NISH CHEERS 926 00:43:25,620 --> 00:43:26,980 AISLING: Well done. 927 00:43:27,020 --> 00:43:29,980 Well done, Mark Watson. Go and collect your souvenirs for keepsake. 928 00:43:30,020 --> 00:43:31,660 Mark Watson! 929 00:43:31,700 --> 00:43:33,620 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 930 00:43:35,780 --> 00:43:38,500 Bedtime for you, Alex. Is it? Yeah. Good, good. 931 00:43:38,540 --> 00:43:39,900 LAUGHTER 932 00:43:41,700 --> 00:43:43,100 LAUGHTER 933 00:43:43,140 --> 00:43:45,060 Just there? Yeah. 934 00:43:45,100 --> 00:43:46,380 LAUGHTER 935 00:43:53,420 --> 00:43:54,780 Good boy. 936 00:43:54,820 --> 00:43:55,940 APPLAUSE 937 00:43:57,900 --> 00:43:59,420 So, what have we learnt today? 938 00:43:59,460 --> 00:44:01,620 We've learnt that even Alex Horne's closest friends 939 00:44:01,660 --> 00:44:03,380 don't notice when he's not there. 940 00:44:03,420 --> 00:44:06,180 But, hey, now. Don't forget, it's all about Mark, tonight. 941 00:44:06,220 --> 00:44:09,260 Well done to him and well done to you for watching. Good night! 942 00:44:09,300 --> 00:44:11,140 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 943 00:44:11,180 --> 00:44:14,660 Subtitles by Ericsson 122913

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