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What's wrong?

Men are crazy.

Why do men have to be so lame?

I disagree.

What?

This guy.

I've been texting that guy.

Remember from the beach?

Oh, really? The tall guy?

Yeah. So hot.

So hot.

So weird.

So weird.

It's not funny.

It's so tragic.

Why? He's so hot.

What?

He's so hot.

Like, I can't even handle it. And he doesn't even have that back of a

personality. But he's being so weird.

And you just sent me the weirdest text, and... I don't know.

Don't you just wanna... It's not gonna happen for me.

Why? Are you an asshole?

Just kinda douchey.

Just kinda... I mean, I wanna fuck him, right?

Yeah. I wanna go over there and fuck him, but he's kinda... He's kinda...

assuming, he already knows I don't want to fuck him.

He's not playing the game with me.

And I'm not, I'm not for hire.

I'm not a hooker. But you want to have sex with him.

Yeah, but I don't want him to know that I want to have sex with him.

I want to be wooed, you know?

Girls are crazy.

Guys are crazy.

Because just as he's tall and super hot, I can't, I can't just fold.

I think you should go have sex with him.

If that's what you want to do, stop.

Why are you complicating this?

We're supposed to be having fun on vacation.

I don't know.

It just doesn't feel right.

He doesn't have a good personality. Why did he have to be like that?

Another one down the drain.

Maybe it's the lower standards a little bit.

No, I just need to have sex with less attractive guys.

You know?

I mean, you could just have sex with attractive guys and assume they're going

be like assholes sometimes.

I would, but if I have sex with them once, I want to have sex with them

And I bet he won't even.

I bet he's just going to use me like a hole and be done.

Which I can't do that.

What's wrong with that? I've done that before. I can't do that.

I need a nice guy.

I'm ready for a nice guy.

Okay, well, we're on vacation right now, so you should just fuck an asshole and

not worry about it.

Straight people are so complicated.

It's ridiculous.

Just go have sex.

I wish I could fuck you.

That would be nice. Just like my friend.

Like someone nice that I like.

Well, we can't have everything we want.

Yeah, we can.

Why not?

Because I'm gay.

It's not going to work.

Yeah, but... How do you know? A hole is a hole.

I mean, don't you want to try?

I don't think that's something... It would be so easy. We don't even have to

flirt with people.

We can just fuck whenever we want.

You're my best friend. You're not like...

It's a girlfriend, because I don't have girlfriends. I'm gay.

Yeah, but I don't want to be your girlfriend.

I just want to be a whole.

It's not going to, like, it doesn't work like that. I have to get, like, a boner

and stuff, you know?

But maybe you could.

What if you just pretended I was the guy?

I don't think my imagination is that I could.

I think you could do it.

Come on.

Come on.

What are you doing?

Have you ever thought about it?

Having sex with a girl?

I mean, yeah, I've thought about it. I thought, like, I wouldn't like it.

How do you know?

What if you could, like, what if it would still make you cum?

I mean, I wouldn't be, like, totally against it, I guess.

Can we try it?

Is it for real? Let's do it. Let's do it.

Let's just see. I'm really good at sex.

I can do it.

I don't know if you're that good at sex to make me... Okay, we can try it, I

guess. And you have such a nice dick.

Well, thank you.

It'll work.

I'll get it hard.

You're crazy.

I can do it.

Okay, fine, we'll try it.

I just don't think it's going to work.

It's going to work.

I can do anything.

And I'm good at blowjobs.

Does that feel good?

Does it feel different than a man?

I mean, a little bit, I guess.

Have you never been with a girl before?

No.

That's so sad.

That's such a nice penis.

Is there anything you like?

I can do anything you like.

I don't think you'd sell anything I like.

I'm going to play with your butthole.

Do you like your balls sucked?

Yeah. Yeah?

Do you want me to tickle your butthole?

I mean, I... Yeah, but you're not going to... You wouldn't lick my butthole. I

would lick your butthole.

I'll do anything.

I want to have sex.

I'm warning you.

This is a nice penis.

And I like you.

I'm a friend.

Does that feel good? Yeah.

I told you he makes like all penises get hard

I've never tried a gay one, but I assume they're the same.

Because a mouth is a mouth.

It's working.

I told you.

I didn't know girls could

blowjobs like this.

What do you mean?

Girls like invented blowjobs.

I don't know if that's true.

I thought girls didn't like giving blowjobs.

I do.

I like them. I thought they just sucked it for like a couple seconds.

Is that why you're gay?

Because you think girls don't like sex?

No. I'm always fucking, you know that.

Yeah, but I just figured you were like, make out and like stick it in or

something.

What are you doing?

You're doing so good.

I told you.

Is this how guys keep themselves?

Don't come yet. I need to fuck.

Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck.

Are you ready?

It's way easier being a guy. I could just give you a blowjob.

I don't come from blowjobs.

They're not even called blowjobs.

I don't have anything to blow.

It goes like dick in their holes.

You've never been in a pussy before?

No. Today's going to be your first day.

Let's try it.

I'm so excited.

I didn't expect to be doing this today.

Exactly what I needed.

Just helping out my best friend.

How's it feel?

It's pretty good.

You're a really nice guy.

Will my boobs turn you off if I show you them? No, they can pull them off. You

can squeeze them off.

Ooh!

You could go in my butt.

You do?

Yeah.

It'll be like a man anyway.

Like you're used to that, right?

Well, yeah.

It'll be better.

You want me to just put it in your butt? Yeah, I like it.

Just like that? Yeah.

You can do it.

I need it.

I can't have you just going soft.

Do you have lube?

I like it. I just use fed.

Okay.

You also use that?

Yeah.

You can just stick it in.

How does that feel?

That feels really good. Yeah?

Yeah.

I suppose you feel good, but I just, I don't know. This is like basically gay

sex.

We can do this.

I could do this all the time, I could do.

Bet you're a bi.

I guess I... That went so well.

I guess I technically probably am now.

Just for butthole, though.

You didn't like pussy.

It was okay. I could try it again, but the butthole was the best.

I like butthole, too. Perfect.

We can do this more.

Yeah.

We could do this all the time. I think that's not a bad idea. Right?