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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:28,684 --> 00:00:32,692 ♪ I got you I got you on my mind ♪ 2 00:00:32,779 --> 00:00:36,874 ♪ And it's time to make you see What I want ♪ 3 00:00:36,961 --> 00:00:42,625 ♪ So I'll just make this a little more obvious ♪ 4 00:00:42,712 --> 00:00:47,417 ♪ 'Cause I get what I want and I want you to get with me ♪ 5 00:00:47,504 --> 00:00:50,466 ♪ Don't think you know ♪ 6 00:00:50,553 --> 00:00:55,781 ♪ How far I'm going to go ♪ 7 00:00:55,868 --> 00:00:59,528 ♪ You can't stop this feeling ♪ 8 00:00:59,615 --> 00:01:02,011 ♪ You can't run away ♪ 9 00:01:02,099 --> 00:01:05,322 ♪ Baby, I'm what's on your mind ♪ 10 00:01:05,409 --> 00:01:08,546 ♪ You can't stop this feeling ♪ 11 00:01:08,633 --> 00:01:11,117 ♪ There's no escape ♪ 12 00:01:11,204 --> 00:01:12,859 ♪ No sleep tonight ♪ 13 00:01:12,946 --> 00:01:16,170 ♪ You won't get no sleep tonight ♪ 14 00:01:16,257 --> 00:01:17,782 ♪ You want me ♪ 15 00:01:17,869 --> 00:01:20,222 ♪ You want me all the time ♪ 16 00:01:20,309 --> 00:01:24,534 ♪ And you don't need nothing else ♪ 17 00:01:24,621 --> 00:01:29,588 ♪ But you seem to be a little oblivious ♪ 18 00:01:29,675 --> 00:01:31,200 ♪ So I'll show you the way ♪ 19 00:01:31,287 --> 00:01:34,598 ♪ If you think that you need some help ♪ 20 00:01:34,685 --> 00:01:37,909 ♪ Tell me, baby ♪ 21 00:01:37,996 --> 00:01:43,136 ♪ Are you coming, with me? ♪ 22 00:01:43,224 --> 00:01:46,796 ♪ You can't stop this feeling ♪ 23 00:01:46,883 --> 00:01:49,193 ♪ You cannot run away ♪ 24 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:52,416 ♪ Baby, I'm what's on your mind ♪ 25 00:01:52,503 --> 00:01:56,381 ♪ You can't stop this feeling ♪ 26 00:01:56,468 --> 00:01:58,472 ♪ There's no escape ♪ 27 00:01:58,559 --> 00:02:00,215 ♪ No sleep tonight ♪ 28 00:02:00,302 --> 00:02:03,482 ♪ You won't get no sleep tonight ♪ 29 00:02:03,569 --> 00:02:05,660 ♪ No sleep tonight ♪ 30 00:02:05,747 --> 00:02:08,099 ♪ No sleep tonight ♪ 31 00:02:08,187 --> 00:02:10,278 ♪ No sleep tonight ♪ 32 00:02:10,365 --> 00:02:12,761 ♪ No sleep tonight ♪ 33 00:02:12,848 --> 00:02:15,157 ♪ No sleep tonight ♪ 34 00:02:15,245 --> 00:02:17,466 ♪ No sleep tonight ♪ 35 00:02:17,553 --> 00:02:19,775 ♪ No sleep tonight ♪ 36 00:02:19,862 --> 00:02:21,997 ♪ No sleep tonight ♪ 37 00:02:22,084 --> 00:02:25,221 ♪ Won't sleep tonight ♪ 38 00:02:27,660 --> 00:02:29,447 Ahh! 39 00:02:29,534 --> 00:02:32,801 Oh! She shoots, she scores! Goal! 40 00:02:32,888 --> 00:02:34,631 - What? That's right! Give it! - Nice kick. 41 00:02:34,718 --> 00:02:36,417 - Very nice kick. - Give me the ball! 42 00:02:36,504 --> 00:02:38,595 - Ow! Justin! 43 00:02:38,682 --> 00:02:41,950 - Drop... Put me down! - OK. Down like... 44 00:02:42,037 --> 00:02:43,954 - Oh, sorry. 45 00:02:44,041 --> 00:02:46,481 - Ooh, goodness. - Hey! 46 00:02:49,094 --> 00:02:50,532 Mmm. 47 00:02:50,619 --> 00:02:52,362 OK, you are really getting good. 48 00:02:52,449 --> 00:02:54,017 Aw, you too. 49 00:02:54,104 --> 00:02:55,803 I mean, when we first started going out, 50 00:02:55,891 --> 00:02:57,503 you couldn't kiss at all. 51 00:02:57,590 --> 00:03:00,770 - I meant at soccer. - Aww. Really? 52 00:03:00,857 --> 00:03:03,297 Absolutely. You're... 53 00:03:03,384 --> 00:03:06,128 probably already better than half the guys on my team. 54 00:03:06,215 --> 00:03:09,744 Mm, probably more than half. 55 00:03:12,968 --> 00:03:14,513 What do you mean, I couldn't kiss at all? 56 00:03:14,537 --> 00:03:18,152 Don't worry. I've taught you well. 57 00:03:20,897 --> 00:03:23,642 I know. 58 00:03:23,729 --> 00:03:26,735 Oww! OK, but seriously, don't you think 59 00:03:26,822 --> 00:03:29,306 you'd get more playing time at a school like Michigan? 60 00:03:29,393 --> 00:03:31,222 Yeah, maybe, but it's always been 61 00:03:31,310 --> 00:03:32,834 about being a Tar Heel for me. 62 00:03:32,921 --> 00:03:34,577 I'm gonna wear that Carolina blue. 63 00:03:34,664 --> 00:03:37,409 - Yeah. - Yeah, baby! 64 00:03:37,496 --> 00:03:40,109 OK, what is the lacrosse team doing on our field? 65 00:03:40,196 --> 00:03:42,288 - The school cut our team. - Wait, what? 66 00:03:42,375 --> 00:03:44,945 - Not enough girls signed up. - So they just cut us? 67 00:03:45,032 --> 00:03:47,298 They can't do that. 68 00:03:49,737 --> 00:03:52,220 - OK. This is not over. 69 00:03:56,708 --> 00:03:59,366 Hi, girls. I heard the bad news. 70 00:03:59,453 --> 00:04:01,848 "Bad"? It's a disaster. 71 00:04:01,935 --> 00:04:04,680 - Now college scouts, they won't even get to see us play. - Yeah. 72 00:04:04,767 --> 00:04:08,471 I know. If there's anything I can do, just say the word. 73 00:04:08,558 --> 00:04:09,951 As a matter of fact, there is. 74 00:04:10,039 --> 00:04:11,564 We wanna try out for the boys team. 75 00:04:13,785 --> 00:04:15,528 Uh, anything besides that. 76 00:04:15,615 --> 00:04:18,011 Coach, come on! You know that we're good enough. 77 00:04:18,098 --> 00:04:21,801 I don't know that that's a thing that I know. 78 00:04:21,888 --> 00:04:23,021 What? 79 00:04:23,108 --> 00:04:24,764 All we're asking for is one shot. 80 00:04:24,851 --> 00:04:26,594 - Yeah. - Girls, 81 00:04:26,681 --> 00:04:29,294 we have two weeks before school starts. 82 00:04:29,382 --> 00:04:34,087 Then we open against Illyria. A rivalry game. We have to win. 83 00:04:34,174 --> 00:04:35,786 And we can help you win. 84 00:04:35,873 --> 00:04:37,529 Hey, baby. 85 00:04:37,616 --> 00:04:38,616 Hey. 86 00:04:38,661 --> 00:04:40,055 What's going on, coach? 87 00:04:40,142 --> 00:04:44,543 Umm, the girls here want to try out for the team. 88 00:04:46,111 --> 00:04:48,768 - You're not serious. - All right, all right! 89 00:04:48,855 --> 00:04:51,077 You're all excellent players. 90 00:04:51,164 --> 00:04:54,127 - But girls aren't as fast as boys. - Right. 91 00:04:54,214 --> 00:04:57,830 - What? - Or as strong. Or as athletic. 92 00:04:57,917 --> 00:05:01,184 This is not me talking. It's a scientific fact. 93 00:05:01,271 --> 00:05:05,105 Girls can't beat boys. It's as simple as that. 94 00:05:05,192 --> 00:05:07,109 OK. Well, Justin, you're the team captain. 95 00:05:07,196 --> 00:05:09,462 What do you think about it? 96 00:05:09,549 --> 00:05:12,250 I think the coach said it all. 97 00:05:12,337 --> 00:05:15,909 Yesterday you told me that I was better than half the guys on your team. 98 00:05:15,996 --> 00:05:18,828 What? 99 00:05:18,915 --> 00:05:20,397 I never said that. 100 00:05:20,484 --> 00:05:23,315 What are you talking about? Why are you lying?! 101 00:05:23,403 --> 00:05:25,973 Viola! End of discussion. 102 00:05:26,060 --> 00:05:27,585 Yeah, tell her, man. 103 00:05:27,672 --> 00:05:30,329 Fine. End of relationship. 104 00:05:30,417 --> 00:05:32,595 Ohhh! 105 00:05:32,682 --> 00:05:36,080 - Come on, let's go. - Baby, don't be like that. I... 106 00:05:36,167 --> 00:05:37,736 I just don't want to see you get hurt. 107 00:05:37,823 --> 00:05:40,524 Aww. You are so full of... 108 00:05:40,611 --> 00:05:42,441 Back to practice. 109 00:05:45,882 --> 00:05:47,582 ♪ All alone ♪ 110 00:05:47,669 --> 00:05:49,019 Sebastian. 111 00:05:49,106 --> 00:05:51,894 ♪ Where are you? ♪ 112 00:05:51,981 --> 00:05:55,031 ♪ Are we over? ♪ 113 00:05:55,118 --> 00:05:57,906 Sebastian?! 114 00:05:57,993 --> 00:05:59,562 ♪ Something said... ♪ 115 00:05:59,649 --> 00:06:00,782 Sebastian! Jeez! 116 00:06:00,869 --> 00:06:02,829 Oww! 117 00:06:04,136 --> 00:06:05,618 Ew. It's you. 118 00:06:05,705 --> 00:06:08,057 God, you and your brother look scary alike 119 00:06:08,144 --> 00:06:09,408 from the back. 120 00:06:09,495 --> 00:06:11,281 I think it's your total lack of curves. 121 00:06:11,368 --> 00:06:14,723 Hah. Hi, Monique. It's so good to see you too. 122 00:06:14,810 --> 00:06:17,075 Mm. I'm looking for Sebastian. Where is he? 123 00:06:17,162 --> 00:06:19,166 I don't know. 124 00:06:19,253 --> 00:06:21,606 Just remind your brother how lucky he is to be in my life. 125 00:06:21,693 --> 00:06:25,091 And tell him to give me a call if he wants to stay in it. OK? 126 00:06:25,178 --> 00:06:28,881 OK. Does he have your number? 1-800-BEYOTCH? 127 00:06:32,585 --> 00:06:36,680 She will do great things. 128 00:06:36,767 --> 00:06:41,864 I have a surprise for you! 129 00:06:41,951 --> 00:06:44,696 And this is why I don't bring friends over. 130 00:06:44,783 --> 00:06:46,482 Mom, not now. I had a really bad day, so... 131 00:06:46,569 --> 00:06:48,617 This is just the thing to just perk you up. 132 00:06:48,704 --> 00:06:50,054 - Hold on. - OK. 133 00:06:50,141 --> 00:06:51,449 - Keep your eyes closed. - OK. 134 00:06:51,536 --> 00:06:53,453 Eyes closed, eyes closed, closed, closed. 135 00:06:53,540 --> 00:06:55,281 They're closed. 136 00:06:55,369 --> 00:06:56,894 All right. Surprise! 137 00:06:59,508 --> 00:07:03,297 Beautiful gowns for my darling debutante. 138 00:07:03,385 --> 00:07:05,564 Mom, have I not told you a thousand times? 139 00:07:05,651 --> 00:07:07,698 I have no interest in being a debutante. 140 00:07:07,785 --> 00:07:09,702 It's totally archaic. 141 00:07:09,789 --> 00:07:11,532 How could I wind up with a daughter 142 00:07:11,619 --> 00:07:15,060 who only wants to kick a muddy ball around a field all day? 143 00:07:15,147 --> 00:07:18,764 Well, the world has been set right, Mom. They cut my team. 144 00:07:18,851 --> 00:07:22,074 - What? No soccer? - Yeah, that's right. No soccer. 145 00:07:22,161 --> 00:07:23,381 How sad. 146 00:07:23,468 --> 00:07:25,037 Yeah, I can see you're all torn up. 147 00:07:25,124 --> 00:07:28,653 Well, Justin's gonna love you in this. 148 00:07:28,740 --> 00:07:31,310 Yet another reason not to wear it. I dumped him. 149 00:07:31,397 --> 00:07:33,794 What? Why? 150 00:07:33,881 --> 00:07:35,057 I don't wanna talk about it. 151 00:07:35,144 --> 00:07:38,019 He's so handsome and rugged 152 00:07:38,106 --> 00:07:41,112 and chiseled and great. 153 00:07:41,199 --> 00:07:43,770 Then why don't you date him, Mom? 154 00:07:45,207 --> 00:07:48,475 No, I couldn't 155 00:07:48,563 --> 00:07:50,000 - Hey, Sebastian. - Hey. 156 00:07:50,087 --> 00:07:51,569 - You OK? - Uh-huh. 157 00:07:51,656 --> 00:07:54,662 - Monique was looking for you. - Mmm. 158 00:07:54,749 --> 00:07:56,535 Why do you even date her, anyway? 159 00:07:56,622 --> 00:07:58,407 She's hot. 160 00:07:58,495 --> 00:07:59,495 It's a guy thing. 161 00:07:59,541 --> 00:08:01,937 Yuck. But she's so awful. 162 00:08:02,024 --> 00:08:03,897 Mmph! 163 00:08:03,984 --> 00:08:06,773 Hey, you know, you could use the front door. 164 00:08:06,860 --> 00:08:09,125 And Mom can't see me. 165 00:08:09,212 --> 00:08:11,715 She thinks I'm staying at Dad's. Dad thinks I'm staying at Mom's. 166 00:08:11,739 --> 00:08:14,396 In two days they both think that I'm going away to school. 167 00:08:14,483 --> 00:08:16,269 That is the beauty of divorce. 168 00:08:16,356 --> 00:08:17,708 Wait, where are you going? 169 00:08:17,795 --> 00:08:19,406 London for a couple of weeks. 170 00:08:19,493 --> 00:08:21,366 As in London, England? 171 00:08:21,453 --> 00:08:24,024 Yeah, my band got a slot in a music festival there. 172 00:08:24,111 --> 00:08:26,813 OK, what are you gonna do about school? 173 00:08:26,900 --> 00:08:30,471 Yeah, I was kind of hoping you could help me with that. 174 00:08:30,560 --> 00:08:32,955 Could you just, like, pretend to be Mom, 175 00:08:33,042 --> 00:08:34,872 call Illyria, tell them I'm sick? 176 00:08:34,959 --> 00:08:37,355 Something that sounds like it would last for two weeks, 177 00:08:37,442 --> 00:08:38,706 like mad cow. 178 00:08:38,793 --> 00:08:41,189 Sebastian, you just got kicked out 179 00:08:41,276 --> 00:08:43,586 of Cornwall for skipping. This is not exactly the way 180 00:08:43,673 --> 00:08:45,066 you want to start out. 181 00:08:45,153 --> 00:08:46,766 Hey, I want to be a musician. 182 00:08:46,853 --> 00:08:49,598 Last time I heard, they don't need to know trigonometry. 183 00:08:49,685 --> 00:08:52,080 Besides, if you want to chase your dreams, 184 00:08:52,167 --> 00:08:54,695 sometimes you gotta break the rules, right? 185 00:08:54,782 --> 00:08:57,831 You know the percentage of bands that make it to the big time? 186 00:08:57,918 --> 00:09:00,357 Probably the same as female soccer players. 187 00:09:00,444 --> 00:09:03,146 I will see you in two weeks. 188 00:09:03,233 --> 00:09:05,237 - Sebastian. - Ow! 189 00:09:05,324 --> 00:09:06,719 Sebastian! 190 00:09:06,806 --> 00:09:08,166 Were you talking with your brother? 191 00:09:08,199 --> 00:09:10,727 No. Yes. 192 00:09:10,814 --> 00:09:14,168 On the phone. He's at Dad's. Bye, Dad. 193 00:09:14,255 --> 00:09:15,387 Picture this: 194 00:09:15,474 --> 00:09:17,348 We're at the country club, 195 00:09:17,435 --> 00:09:21,008 they call your name, and you emerge in this. 196 00:09:21,095 --> 00:09:23,840 Ta-da! 197 00:09:23,927 --> 00:09:25,931 Echh. No. 198 00:09:26,018 --> 00:09:29,678 Sorry, Mom. I have a strict no-ruffles policy. 199 00:09:29,765 --> 00:09:35,471 Sometimes I just think you just might as well be your brother. 200 00:09:35,558 --> 00:09:40,176 Hmm. You know what? 201 00:09:40,263 --> 00:09:41,745 If you can't join them, 202 00:09:41,832 --> 00:09:43,967 beat them. 203 00:09:45,534 --> 00:09:48,410 You want me to turn you into your brother? 204 00:09:48,497 --> 00:09:51,068 That's right. I'm going to Illyria as Sebastian. 205 00:09:51,155 --> 00:09:52,636 I'll make the boys soccer team, 206 00:09:52,724 --> 00:09:55,032 and in 12 days, I'll beat the Cornwall boys team. 207 00:09:55,119 --> 00:09:58,256 - That's right! - You've taken way too many soccer balls to the head. 208 00:09:58,343 --> 00:10:00,260 You know I can do it, Paul. 209 00:10:00,347 --> 00:10:02,046 Except for the voice and the mannerisms 210 00:10:02,133 --> 00:10:04,355 and the breasts and the mentality and... 211 00:10:04,442 --> 00:10:05,662 Besides, it doesn't matter. 212 00:10:05,750 --> 00:10:07,578 Nobody at Illyria has even met Sebastian. 213 00:10:07,666 --> 00:10:09,365 They wouldn't know the difference. 214 00:10:09,452 --> 00:10:10,672 They'll know he's a girl. 215 00:10:10,760 --> 00:10:12,284 Oh, come on, Paul. 216 00:10:12,371 --> 00:10:13,766 Yeah, come on, Paul. 217 00:10:13,853 --> 00:10:15,726 Yeah, come on, Paul. 218 00:10:18,252 --> 00:10:21,694 OK. OK. I'll see what I can do. 219 00:10:21,782 --> 00:10:23,786 Yes! 220 00:10:25,964 --> 00:10:31,409 ♪ Who can turn the world on with her smile? ♪ 221 00:10:31,496 --> 00:10:33,543 ♪ Who can take a nothing day ♪ 222 00:10:33,630 --> 00:10:36,114 ♪ And suddenly make it all seem worthwhile? ♪ 223 00:10:36,201 --> 00:10:38,903 ♪ Well, it's you, girl and you should know it ♪ 224 00:10:38,990 --> 00:10:41,603 ♪ With each glance and every little movement you show it ♪ 225 00:10:41,691 --> 00:10:45,002 ♪ Love is all around No need to fake it ♪ 226 00:10:45,089 --> 00:10:47,354 ♪ You can have the town Why don't you take it? ♪ 227 00:10:47,441 --> 00:10:52,713 ♪ You're gonna make it after all ♪ 228 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:55,980 ♪ How will you make it on your own? ♪ 229 00:10:58,115 --> 00:11:00,336 ♪ This world is awfully big ♪ 230 00:11:00,423 --> 00:11:02,384 ♪ And, girl, this time you're all alone ♪ 231 00:11:02,471 --> 00:11:05,739 ♪ But it's time you started living ♪ 232 00:11:05,826 --> 00:11:08,048 ♪ It's time you let someone else do some giving ♪ 233 00:11:08,135 --> 00:11:10,836 ♪ Love is all around No need to fake it ♪ 234 00:11:10,923 --> 00:11:13,623 ♪ You can have the town Why don't you take it? ♪ 235 00:11:13,711 --> 00:11:17,894 ♪ You're gonna make it after all ♪ 236 00:11:17,981 --> 00:11:19,898 ♪ Oww! ♪ 237 00:11:19,985 --> 00:11:21,902 Uh, where are you going? 238 00:11:21,989 --> 00:11:24,995 Mom, I told you! I'm going to Dad's house for two weeks. 239 00:11:25,082 --> 00:11:27,173 No, you didn't. And you're not going. 240 00:11:27,260 --> 00:11:29,568 We've hardly spent any time together this summer. 241 00:11:29,655 --> 00:11:31,398 Now, you just go upstairs and unpack. 242 00:11:31,485 --> 00:11:33,663 OK, Mom, I thought about what you said. 243 00:11:33,751 --> 00:11:37,584 And you know Monique is gonna be there 24/7 with Sebastian, 244 00:11:37,671 --> 00:11:40,112 so, I don't know, I was just thinking 245 00:11:40,199 --> 00:11:41,854 that maybe she'd show me the ropes 246 00:11:41,942 --> 00:11:43,727 on the whole debutante thing. 247 00:11:43,815 --> 00:11:47,126 - This is so exciting! - Isn't it?! 248 00:11:47,213 --> 00:11:48,650 You're gonna have so much fun. 249 00:11:48,737 --> 00:11:50,960 Now, there's the formal ball. And the luncheon. 250 00:11:51,047 --> 00:11:53,573 And, oh, did I mention the fundraiser next week? 251 00:11:53,660 --> 00:11:55,752 It's gonna be a carnival! 252 00:11:55,839 --> 00:11:57,450 Look out! 253 00:11:57,537 --> 00:11:59,150 Your brother promised to be there, 254 00:11:59,237 --> 00:12:01,241 so remind him when you see him, all right? 255 00:12:01,328 --> 00:12:05,249 Oh, my little girl. You're finally gonna be a lady! 256 00:12:29,340 --> 00:12:31,475 - Are you sure I can do this?! 257 00:12:31,562 --> 00:12:33,609 Oh, yeah. Absolutely. 258 00:12:37,704 --> 00:12:40,232 What's up? 259 00:12:40,319 --> 00:12:41,844 Oh, my God, he knew! 260 00:12:41,931 --> 00:12:44,675 - I wanna go home! - Relax. He was being friendly! 261 00:12:44,762 --> 00:12:47,812 We're not going home! Stop it! I did not spend all this time... 262 00:12:47,899 --> 00:12:50,382 - It's your fault! Drive home! - My idea?! You asked me! 263 00:12:50,469 --> 00:12:52,473 - I did your hair and makeup! - Reverse! 264 00:12:52,560 --> 00:12:55,088 - I want to go! - That was not easy! You're being a girl! 265 00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:57,135 - We're not going. Go. - Come on! Drive! 266 00:12:57,222 --> 00:12:58,746 - He was being friendly. - All right! 267 00:12:58,834 --> 00:13:01,752 Now, let's run through it one more time. 268 00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:02,973 Let me hear the voice. 269 00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:07,808 Hey. What's up? I'm Sebastian. 270 00:13:07,896 --> 00:13:09,900 OK. Now show me the strut. 271 00:13:14,343 --> 00:13:15,606 Now, hawk a loogie. 272 00:13:18,134 --> 00:13:20,486 - I'm so proud! 273 00:13:20,573 --> 00:13:22,839 - Get off me! - Remember, 274 00:13:22,926 --> 00:13:25,235 inside every girl there's a boy. 275 00:13:25,322 --> 00:13:27,849 That came out wrong. But you know what I mean. 276 00:13:29,025 --> 00:13:31,203 Vi. 277 00:13:34,601 --> 00:13:35,820 Be a good boy. 278 00:13:35,908 --> 00:13:37,215 ♪ I've got to, got to, got to ♪ 279 00:13:37,302 --> 00:13:38,958 ♪ Catch my breath ♪ 280 00:13:39,045 --> 00:13:40,284 ♪ I've got to, got to, got to ♪ 281 00:13:40,308 --> 00:13:42,051 ♪ Catch my breath ♪ 282 00:13:42,138 --> 00:13:43,881 ♪ I've got to, got to catch my breath ♪ 283 00:13:43,968 --> 00:13:45,972 ♪ We're getting closer and closer ♪ 284 00:13:46,059 --> 00:13:47,627 ♪ And warmer and warmer ♪ 285 00:13:47,714 --> 00:13:49,370 ♪ My heart is racing and pacing ♪ 286 00:13:49,457 --> 00:13:51,069 ♪ Your dad's gonna kill me ♪ 287 00:13:51,156 --> 00:13:53,595 ♪ Good girl ♪ 288 00:13:53,682 --> 00:13:56,297 ♪ With such a bad boy ♪ 289 00:13:56,384 --> 00:13:59,433 ♪ You used to be a good girl ♪ 290 00:14:12,590 --> 00:14:14,115 Whoo! 291 00:14:14,202 --> 00:14:16,728 See you guys. 292 00:14:16,815 --> 00:14:19,604 I can do this. I am a dude! 293 00:14:19,691 --> 00:14:23,394 I am a hunky dude! I'm a badass hunky dude! 294 00:14:23,481 --> 00:14:25,703 ♪ Good girl ♪ 295 00:14:25,790 --> 00:14:30,321 ♪ Your mom says I'm a bad boy ♪ 296 00:14:35,985 --> 00:14:38,642 ♪ Got to catch my ♪ 297 00:14:38,729 --> 00:14:42,084 ♪ Got to catch my ♪ 298 00:14:46,701 --> 00:14:50,840 ♪ Yeah, you used to be a good girl ♪ 299 00:14:50,928 --> 00:14:52,626 ♪ But then you met a bad boy ♪ 300 00:14:52,713 --> 00:14:55,806 ♪ Yeah, that's me all right ♪ 301 00:15:03,082 --> 00:15:08,049 Hey! Hey! What up? 302 00:15:09,530 --> 00:15:11,142 You must be my roommates. 303 00:15:15,324 --> 00:15:16,761 Wha... what's your name? 304 00:15:16,848 --> 00:15:18,809 Sebastian Hastings. 305 00:15:18,896 --> 00:15:20,421 Duke Orsino. 306 00:15:22,077 --> 00:15:23,384 Umm, OK. 307 00:15:23,471 --> 00:15:25,910 OK, OK, OK. Umm... 308 00:15:25,998 --> 00:15:28,263 This is Andrew and Toby. They live next door. 309 00:15:28,350 --> 00:15:31,312 Yeah. Freshman dorm's that-a-way, twiglet. 310 00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:32,837 Seriously, how old are you? 311 00:15:32,924 --> 00:15:35,451 I skipped a couple grades. 312 00:15:35,538 --> 00:15:39,111 I'm brilliant. Shh. 313 00:15:44,556 --> 00:15:47,910 Anyway, do you know when soccer tryouts start? 314 00:15:47,998 --> 00:15:49,566 Noon. You play? 315 00:15:49,653 --> 00:15:53,879 Absolutely. Center forward. You know it, bro. 316 00:15:53,966 --> 00:15:56,580 So you play the beautiful game... bro? 317 00:15:56,667 --> 00:15:58,976 Brothers? Brethren? 318 00:15:59,064 --> 00:16:02,505 Yeah, I'm a striker. Andrew and Toby are halfbacks. 319 00:16:02,592 --> 00:16:04,204 Schveet. 320 00:16:06,121 --> 00:16:08,299 OK, why do you have tampons in your boot? 321 00:16:13,179 --> 00:16:14,834 Um... 322 00:16:16,228 --> 00:16:17,970 I get really bad nose bleeds. 323 00:16:18,058 --> 00:16:20,280 So you stick them up your nose? 324 00:16:21,978 --> 00:16:23,329 Yeah. 325 00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:27,555 What? You've never done that? 326 00:16:27,642 --> 00:16:30,213 Oh, my... Beckham does it all the time. 327 00:16:30,300 --> 00:16:32,043 - Seriously? - Yes. 328 00:16:32,130 --> 00:16:34,264 - Look. I'll just show you how to do it. - Ahh! 329 00:16:34,351 --> 00:16:37,140 Take that off and... 330 00:16:37,227 --> 00:16:40,014 whatever that is. 331 00:16:40,102 --> 00:16:42,585 And you stick it right in. 332 00:16:42,672 --> 00:16:43,935 It absorbs right up. 333 00:16:46,419 --> 00:16:48,118 Are you kidding me? 334 00:16:48,205 --> 00:16:49,512 That's disgusting. 335 00:16:49,599 --> 00:16:51,429 Oh, my God, your roommate's a freak. 336 00:16:51,516 --> 00:16:53,128 That's so disgusting. 337 00:16:53,215 --> 00:16:57,180 Let's start the season how we finished the last. 338 00:16:57,267 --> 00:16:59,793 Sharp! 339 00:17:01,971 --> 00:17:04,847 What are you, the runt of the family? 340 00:17:13,647 --> 00:17:15,956 OK, shirts and skins. 341 00:17:16,043 --> 00:17:19,703 Pardon me, sir. I have to be a shirt. 342 00:17:19,790 --> 00:17:22,709 - What? - I'm allergic to the sun. 343 00:17:24,190 --> 00:17:25,889 You're allergic to the sun? 344 00:17:25,976 --> 00:17:29,940 Very, very, very deathly, deathly allergic. 345 00:17:30,027 --> 00:17:32,816 We like to accommodate here at Illyria. 346 00:17:32,903 --> 00:17:36,214 So I'll follow you around with a parasol. All right, Nancy boy? 347 00:17:38,610 --> 00:17:41,572 You're a shirt. 348 00:17:41,660 --> 00:17:44,578 OK, guys, let's go. 349 00:17:44,666 --> 00:17:46,974 - One, two, three! 350 00:17:47,061 --> 00:17:49,414 One, two, three! One, two, three! 351 00:17:49,501 --> 00:17:51,114 ] 352 00:18:33,764 --> 00:18:34,853 At ease, gentlemen. 353 00:18:38,991 --> 00:18:43,696 I've seen a lot of energy and commitment out there today. 354 00:18:43,784 --> 00:18:46,049 And that makes a coach proud. 355 00:18:46,136 --> 00:18:49,752 Now, I want to split us up into first string and second string. 356 00:18:49,839 --> 00:18:53,586 You second-stringers, don't take it too hard. 357 00:18:53,673 --> 00:18:56,418 You're just as much part of this team as the first-stringers. 358 00:18:56,505 --> 00:18:58,552 Apart from, of course, 359 00:18:58,639 --> 00:18:59,903 playing the game part. 360 00:18:59,990 --> 00:19:01,863 Schuler. 361 00:19:04,041 --> 00:19:05,828 Haims. 362 00:19:08,136 --> 00:19:09,444 Potensky. 363 00:19:11,230 --> 00:19:13,059 Donner. 364 00:19:14,367 --> 00:19:16,675 Hastings. 365 00:19:16,762 --> 00:19:19,638 Second string. 366 00:19:19,725 --> 00:19:21,816 The rest of you, congratulations. 367 00:19:21,903 --> 00:19:22,903 First-stringers. 368 00:19:22,949 --> 00:19:24,474 Now, hit the showers. 369 00:19:26,565 --> 00:19:28,612 Shower time. 370 00:19:28,699 --> 00:19:30,790 Shower time? 371 00:19:36,759 --> 00:19:40,636 - Hastings! No shower for you. - OK. 372 00:19:40,723 --> 00:19:44,470 Principal Gold wants to see you in his office. 373 00:19:49,567 --> 00:19:53,836 I'm over. It's done. They know. 374 00:19:56,189 --> 00:19:58,846 Sebastian's file. 375 00:20:03,987 --> 00:20:06,471 Sebastian... 376 00:20:06,558 --> 00:20:08,954 Could it be any bigger? 377 00:20:09,956 --> 00:20:12,003 Mr. Hastings. 378 00:20:15,009 --> 00:20:16,970 Horatio Gold... 379 00:20:17,057 --> 00:20:18,669 headmaster. 380 00:20:18,756 --> 00:20:22,110 So very pleased to meet you. So very, very pleased. 381 00:20:22,197 --> 00:20:25,160 Hello, sir. Heard you wanted to see me. 382 00:20:25,247 --> 00:20:27,730 I'd like to say welcome. 383 00:20:27,817 --> 00:20:29,473 ♪ Welcome to Illyria ♪ 384 00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:31,956 ♪ Welcome, welcome, welcome welcome, welcome, welcome ♪ 385 00:20:32,043 --> 00:20:37,489 ♪ Welcome, welcome, welcome welcome to Illyria ♪ 386 00:20:37,576 --> 00:20:40,146 I just wanted to have you in to say welcome. 387 00:20:40,233 --> 00:20:41,628 See how you're doing. 388 00:20:41,715 --> 00:20:43,545 Ah... Yeah, I'm doing great, you know? 389 00:20:43,632 --> 00:20:45,723 Just... busy being a guy. 390 00:20:45,810 --> 00:20:47,857 Being a guy. Yeah. 391 00:20:47,944 --> 00:20:50,123 Well, let's take a look at your file, Sebastian. 392 00:20:50,210 --> 00:20:52,345 - And... 393 00:20:52,432 --> 00:20:56,701 Seems to be... stuck a bit. 394 00:20:56,788 --> 00:20:59,751 There we go. All right. 395 00:20:59,838 --> 00:21:02,147 OK. Well... 396 00:21:04,151 --> 00:21:09,945 OK, you're busted. 397 00:21:10,032 --> 00:21:13,953 I know you don't wanna sit here and talk to the headmaster, but I won't take no for an answer. 398 00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:16,262 Now, have a sit in the headmaster's chair. 399 00:21:16,350 --> 00:21:18,441 Come on, have a sit. 400 00:21:18,528 --> 00:21:21,403 Sit it. 401 00:21:21,490 --> 00:21:25,803 So, Sebastian Hastings. 402 00:21:25,890 --> 00:21:27,066 How do you like campus? 403 00:21:27,153 --> 00:21:28,374 Beautiful. 404 00:21:28,461 --> 00:21:30,072 You've been inspired 405 00:21:30,159 --> 00:21:32,817 by the charcoal black and candy apple red? 406 00:21:32,904 --> 00:21:34,342 You know it. 407 00:21:34,429 --> 00:21:36,302 - Hey! 408 00:21:36,390 --> 00:21:40,266 Don't touch it. Ever. Ever. Do not do that. 409 00:21:40,354 --> 00:21:44,274 You know, Sebastian, I was a transfer student myself... 410 00:21:44,362 --> 00:21:45,930 once upon a time. 411 00:21:46,017 --> 00:21:47,803 Back when dinosaurs roamed the earth. 412 00:21:47,890 --> 00:21:49,981 So I keep a special interest 413 00:21:50,068 --> 00:21:52,639 in the transfer students that come to this school. 414 00:21:52,726 --> 00:21:56,298 Act as a... unofficial big brother. 415 00:21:56,386 --> 00:22:00,655 Don't be surprised if I just pop in unannounced from time to time just to check up. 416 00:22:00,742 --> 00:22:03,966 Yeah, I look forward to it. 417 00:22:04,053 --> 00:22:06,537 Now scoot! 418 00:22:10,458 --> 00:22:12,375 - Ahh! - Sorry. 419 00:22:12,462 --> 00:22:14,553 - That's OK. Don't worry about it. - My fault. 420 00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:16,164 What is...? 421 00:22:16,251 --> 00:22:21,043 Ohh. Getting to know the opposite sex, are we? 422 00:22:21,130 --> 00:22:24,964 Male-female dynamics. All that sexual tension. 423 00:22:25,051 --> 00:22:28,407 It's all part of the high school experience. So continue. Please. 424 00:22:28,494 --> 00:22:30,498 But keep it clean, though. OK. 425 00:22:30,585 --> 00:22:32,763 Abstinence is key. Abstinence is... 426 00:22:32,850 --> 00:22:35,464 The best way to not is to not. 427 00:22:35,551 --> 00:22:37,075 Uh... 428 00:22:37,162 --> 00:22:39,166 Hmm? Yes. 429 00:22:43,218 --> 00:22:45,615 Is he always that friendly? 430 00:22:45,702 --> 00:22:48,141 Are you kidding? That's him being rude. 431 00:22:48,228 --> 00:22:50,145 Huh. 432 00:22:50,232 --> 00:22:51,496 All right. 433 00:22:51,583 --> 00:22:53,064 Ooh, cute shoes. 434 00:22:53,151 --> 00:22:54,652 You think so? I got them at Anthropologie. 435 00:22:54,676 --> 00:22:56,288 No way! They have shoes there? 436 00:22:56,375 --> 00:23:01,080 - Oh, yeah. Right by the accessories. - Huh. 437 00:23:01,167 --> 00:23:03,171 Here are your books. 438 00:23:03,258 --> 00:23:04,914 Thanks. 439 00:23:05,001 --> 00:23:06,570 Well, I guess I'm gonna, 440 00:23:06,657 --> 00:23:10,621 you know, go take care of some guy stuff. 441 00:23:10,708 --> 00:23:12,058 OK. 442 00:23:15,238 --> 00:23:20,161 There you go. Have a great apple and sandwich. 443 00:23:20,248 --> 00:23:21,643 Hi! I would love a... 444 00:23:21,730 --> 00:23:22,732 - No. - But... 445 00:23:22,819 --> 00:23:26,260 Hey, dudes. Mind if I join? 446 00:23:26,914 --> 00:23:28,264 Thanks. 447 00:23:28,352 --> 00:23:30,835 So those soccer tryouts were bogus, huh? 448 00:23:30,922 --> 00:23:36,150 I mean, second string? Come on, that's ridiculous. Am I right? Am I right? 449 00:23:38,284 --> 00:23:40,986 So the game against Cornwall, that should be interesting. 450 00:23:41,073 --> 00:23:42,816 And why would that be interesting? 451 00:23:42,903 --> 00:23:44,776 Well, my sister goes there, 452 00:23:44,863 --> 00:23:47,782 and she used to date that tool Justin Drayton. 453 00:23:47,869 --> 00:23:49,699 - I know him. 454 00:23:49,786 --> 00:23:52,356 - I made him cry once during a game. - Wait. 455 00:23:52,443 --> 00:23:54,360 - That was you? - Absolutely. 456 00:23:54,447 --> 00:23:56,277 - That was so funny. - Wow. 457 00:23:56,364 --> 00:23:58,891 Is your sister hot? 458 00:23:58,978 --> 00:24:02,899 Uhh... I guess so. 459 00:24:02,986 --> 00:24:04,729 She's got a great personality. 460 00:24:04,816 --> 00:24:06,777 - Ahh. - Eww. 461 00:24:06,864 --> 00:24:08,344 Incoming. 462 00:24:12,832 --> 00:24:16,492 Oh, yeah! Check out the booty on that blondie. 463 00:24:16,579 --> 00:24:18,931 - Uh-oh. - Don't talk about her that way. 464 00:24:19,018 --> 00:24:21,066 Oh. Is that your girlfriend? 465 00:24:21,153 --> 00:24:23,854 He wishes. 466 00:24:23,941 --> 00:24:26,556 She was dating this college guy, but he dumped her. 467 00:24:26,643 --> 00:24:29,038 I hear she's a total mess right now, really vulnerable. 468 00:24:29,125 --> 00:24:31,566 Confidence, self-esteem is way down. 469 00:24:31,653 --> 00:24:33,177 In man words, it's time to pounce. 470 00:24:33,264 --> 00:24:34,876 Exactly. 471 00:24:37,926 --> 00:24:40,234 I hate that guy. 472 00:24:44,242 --> 00:24:47,161 Did you know bologna is 38 percent hoof? 473 00:24:47,248 --> 00:24:49,426 Thanks, Malcolm. 474 00:24:49,514 --> 00:24:52,389 Uh-oh. Looks like you got some competition. 475 00:24:52,476 --> 00:24:55,003 - It's just Malcolm. - Total geek. 476 00:24:57,007 --> 00:25:01,059 She looks so sad. It's heartbreaking. 477 00:25:01,146 --> 00:25:03,978 It... it's just... I can relate, you know? 478 00:25:04,065 --> 00:25:06,940 I mean, I just got out of a bad relationship too. 479 00:25:07,027 --> 00:25:10,251 I mean, you think you know someone. 480 00:25:10,338 --> 00:25:13,954 And you realize it's all been a big lie. 481 00:25:14,041 --> 00:25:16,089 Every touch. 482 00:25:16,176 --> 00:25:18,660 Every kiss. 483 00:25:18,747 --> 00:25:23,364 Plus, you know, you can never get chicks to shut up. 484 00:25:23,451 --> 00:25:26,370 All right, guys, catch up with you later. 485 00:25:33,864 --> 00:25:36,739 Empty shower. 486 00:25:38,002 --> 00:25:39,702 Yes! 487 00:25:39,789 --> 00:25:41,706 ♪ I get to take a shower ♪ 488 00:25:41,793 --> 00:25:44,842 ♪ I get to take a shower ♪ 489 00:25:47,674 --> 00:25:50,331 Whoo! 490 00:25:53,163 --> 00:25:56,212 Uh... Malcolm Festes, dorm director. 491 00:25:56,299 --> 00:25:58,499 Shower shoes are to be worn in the bathroom at all times 492 00:25:58,564 --> 00:26:01,048 except when in the actual shower. 493 00:26:01,135 --> 00:26:03,880 Did you not read your Dorm Life pamphlet? 494 00:26:03,967 --> 00:26:05,187 It was in your cubby. 495 00:26:05,274 --> 00:26:07,539 - Ohh! 496 00:26:07,627 --> 00:26:09,718 Wassup, dawg? 497 00:26:09,805 --> 00:26:12,114 Yeah. OK, homey. 498 00:26:17,254 --> 00:26:19,258 Mm. Later. 499 00:26:19,345 --> 00:26:23,659 Hey. You forgot... this, Coolio. 500 00:26:23,746 --> 00:26:25,837 Word, G-Money. 501 00:26:45,136 --> 00:26:46,225 Ahh! 502 00:26:46,312 --> 00:26:49,014 OK, Hastings, you're up! 503 00:26:50,974 --> 00:26:52,411 Hastings, are you deaf?! 504 00:26:52,498 --> 00:26:55,287 Come on, let's go! 505 00:26:55,374 --> 00:26:58,903 Get your butt out there! Come on! 506 00:26:58,990 --> 00:27:01,212 - Get out! - Ohh! 507 00:27:01,299 --> 00:27:03,651 Jesus! 508 00:27:07,747 --> 00:27:10,012 Whoa! Ohh! 509 00:27:22,995 --> 00:27:25,696 Come on, baby. Come on. 510 00:27:28,005 --> 00:27:30,661 Ohh! 511 00:27:38,112 --> 00:27:40,507 - Rise and shine. 512 00:27:43,252 --> 00:27:45,126 Wait! Let go! 513 00:27:45,213 --> 00:27:46,302 Let go! 514 00:27:46,389 --> 00:27:49,875 Welcome to hell! 515 00:27:55,887 --> 00:28:01,680 Gentlemen! Let me present this year's soccer newbies! 516 00:28:01,768 --> 00:28:03,815 But first, you must remove your clothes! 517 00:28:03,903 --> 00:28:06,646 Remove their clothes! Remove their clothes! 518 00:28:06,734 --> 00:28:08,259 Take your clothes off now! 519 00:28:08,346 --> 00:28:10,350 Remove their clothes! Remove their clothes! 520 00:28:26,686 --> 00:28:28,865 Hello. My life sucks. 521 00:28:28,953 --> 00:28:30,259 - I'm done! - What? 522 00:28:30,346 --> 00:28:32,089 Everybody thinks I'm a huge loser deviant. 523 00:28:32,176 --> 00:28:34,267 I'll never see the field against Cornwall. 524 00:28:34,354 --> 00:28:37,491 And I smell so bad I'm convulsing people. 525 00:28:37,578 --> 00:28:39,147 Pick me up, take me home 526 00:28:39,234 --> 00:28:41,542 and make sure I never do anything like this again. 527 00:28:41,629 --> 00:28:43,372 Look, Vi, I don't know what to tell you 528 00:28:43,459 --> 00:28:46,552 about the whole soccer team... 529 00:28:46,639 --> 00:28:48,905 but as for the social stuff, I got an idea. 530 00:28:48,993 --> 00:28:51,475 - You do? - Yeah. 531 00:28:51,562 --> 00:28:54,742 We're gonna show everybody the man that you really are. 532 00:28:54,830 --> 00:28:56,485 And how are we gonna do that? 533 00:28:56,572 --> 00:28:58,054 Go, Viola. 534 00:29:00,406 --> 00:29:02,062 High five. 535 00:29:02,149 --> 00:29:03,892 Nice. 536 00:29:03,979 --> 00:29:06,898 Aw, man. Look who's here. 537 00:29:06,985 --> 00:29:09,033 Foxy mama. 538 00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:12,256 Uh.. uh... uh... don't look at him. Maybe he won't see us. 539 00:29:12,343 --> 00:29:15,436 Spread out so it looks like we got no room. 540 00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:20,011 - What's up? - What's up? 541 00:29:20,098 --> 00:29:21,884 - Go, Kia. 542 00:29:21,971 --> 00:29:27,765 ♪ Hey, sexy lady I like your flow ♪ 543 00:29:27,853 --> 00:29:29,857 Hey, Sebastian. Mmm. 544 00:29:29,944 --> 00:29:33,081 Aw, Kia. 545 00:29:33,168 --> 00:29:35,172 Hey, girl. How you doing, baby? 546 00:29:35,259 --> 00:29:37,654 - Not the same without you. - I know. I'm sorry. 547 00:29:37,741 --> 00:29:40,791 New school, new babe pool. 548 00:29:40,879 --> 00:29:43,275 I miss you, Sebastian. 549 00:29:43,362 --> 00:29:46,019 I've been thinking about you a lot. 550 00:29:46,107 --> 00:29:47,587 - Especially at night. - Sweet. 551 00:29:47,674 --> 00:29:50,027 - Late. - Even better. 552 00:29:50,115 --> 00:29:51,857 OK, did she just say that to Sebastian? 553 00:29:51,944 --> 00:29:54,775 - What just happened? - Oh, Sebastian. 554 00:29:54,863 --> 00:29:57,956 OK, big, mournful sigh. "Uhh." Bittersweet farewell. 555 00:29:58,043 --> 00:29:59,481 You're his plaything, baby. 556 00:29:59,568 --> 00:30:01,659 It was really great to see you, Sebastian. 557 00:30:01,746 --> 00:30:05,101 Call me anytime. 558 00:30:11,854 --> 00:30:13,509 I'd tap that. 559 00:30:13,596 --> 00:30:16,036 Thank you, Kia. You're gorgeous. And go, Yvonne. 560 00:30:16,123 --> 00:30:17,691 - - Women. 561 00:30:17,778 --> 00:30:19,913 - Yeah. - Yeah, you know what I'm saying? 562 00:30:21,829 --> 00:30:23,355 ♪ Aww, yeah ♪ 563 00:30:23,442 --> 00:30:26,012 Sebastian? Is that you? 564 00:30:26,099 --> 00:30:27,754 Hey, what's going on, Yvonne? 565 00:30:27,841 --> 00:30:29,890 - Who's this one? - Nothing. 566 00:30:29,977 --> 00:30:33,898 I mean, our school lost its top gun, Sebastian Hastings. 567 00:30:33,985 --> 00:30:38,908 Well, time comes for a man to move along, Yvonne. 568 00:30:38,995 --> 00:30:41,695 I know, Sebastian. 569 00:30:41,782 --> 00:30:43,569 In the end I wasn't woman enough for you. 570 00:30:43,656 --> 00:30:45,355 No, you weren't. 571 00:30:45,442 --> 00:30:48,013 That's something I'll always have to live with. 572 00:30:48,100 --> 00:30:49,233 It just hurts, that's all. 573 00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:50,713 Love is pain. 574 00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:54,025 Just know I'll never forget you, Sebastian. 575 00:30:54,112 --> 00:30:58,468 Ever! [crying] Never! 576 00:31:02,259 --> 00:31:05,134 Needy. 577 00:31:05,221 --> 00:31:09,534 OK. We might need to do a little reevaluating here. 578 00:31:09,621 --> 00:31:11,625 - Yeah. - Hey there, pretty lady. 579 00:31:11,712 --> 00:31:15,850 Eww. What...? What are you, hitting on me? 580 00:31:15,938 --> 00:31:17,463 I was just... 581 00:31:17,550 --> 00:31:19,641 "I was just..." 582 00:31:19,728 --> 00:31:22,996 OK, let me put a stop to that little brain fart right now. 583 00:31:23,083 --> 00:31:24,868 Girls with asses like mine 584 00:31:24,956 --> 00:31:27,178 do not talk to boys with faces like yours. 585 00:31:30,358 --> 00:31:34,758 I'm looking for my boyfriend Sebastian Hastings. Have you guys seen him? 586 00:31:36,457 --> 00:31:38,287 Sebastian? 587 00:31:38,374 --> 00:31:40,770 Not good. Don't let her get too close, she'll recognize you. 588 00:31:40,857 --> 00:31:42,949 What am I gonna do? 589 00:31:43,036 --> 00:31:45,432 - Keep away from me! - I beg your pardon?! 590 00:31:45,519 --> 00:31:48,394 Pretty ladies. OK, don't come any closer, Monique. 591 00:31:48,481 --> 00:31:50,398 - Sebastian! - It's over! 592 00:31:50,485 --> 00:31:52,359 What are you talking about?! 593 00:31:52,446 --> 00:31:55,147 - I don't want to talk to you, crazy! - Sebastian, come back here. 594 00:31:55,234 --> 00:31:57,194 You're hot, Monique. Smoking hot. 595 00:31:57,281 --> 00:31:59,329 Come here. Get! Get! Get! 596 00:31:59,416 --> 00:32:02,248 - But there are plenty of hot girls out there. - Come back here. 597 00:32:02,335 --> 00:32:05,602 And the truth is, you have absolutely 598 00:32:05,689 --> 00:32:07,650 nothing else to offer. 599 00:32:07,737 --> 00:32:11,484 And when my eyes are closed, I see you for what you truly are, 600 00:32:11,571 --> 00:32:13,444 which is ugly! 601 00:32:13,531 --> 00:32:15,274 We're done! 602 00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:21,721 Whoo! That was amazing! 603 00:32:21,808 --> 00:32:23,595 You the man! 604 00:32:23,682 --> 00:32:26,601 What's wrong with you guys? Make some room for the man. 605 00:32:26,688 --> 00:32:28,561 - Sit down! - Whoo-whee! 606 00:32:28,648 --> 00:32:32,308 You're officially my idol now, man. 607 00:32:32,395 --> 00:32:33,876 - There he is. 608 00:32:33,963 --> 00:32:35,662 - What's up? - What's up, brothers? 609 00:32:35,749 --> 00:32:37,971 - Hey, Sebastian. - Lovelies. 610 00:32:38,059 --> 00:32:40,803 - Holler at your boy. - Yo! Yo! Sebastian! 611 00:32:40,890 --> 00:32:42,633 Can you get out of my way right now? 612 00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:44,811 I need your advice. I got lady troubles. 613 00:32:44,898 --> 00:32:48,775 I'm here for you, bro. I got a lifetime of knowledge. 614 00:32:48,862 --> 00:32:50,779 How long did you date that girl? 615 00:32:50,866 --> 00:32:53,742 Too long. Ball and frickin' chain, man. 616 00:32:53,829 --> 00:32:57,619 ♪ I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world ♪ 617 00:32:57,706 --> 00:32:59,318 Dude. 618 00:32:59,405 --> 00:33:04,503 Justine. Chick won't stop dogging me, man. 619 00:33:04,590 --> 00:33:08,075 Oh, my God. Oh, my, God. She's in our class. 620 00:33:08,162 --> 00:33:10,950 Dude, quit blushing. That's lame. 621 00:33:11,038 --> 00:33:12,954 Shut up. I'm not blushing. 622 00:33:13,042 --> 00:33:15,263 Everyone, please take a slip 623 00:33:15,350 --> 00:33:18,400 and read off the name of your lab partner. 624 00:33:20,926 --> 00:33:22,190 "Eunice Bates." 625 00:33:24,368 --> 00:33:26,721 Huh. You got to be kidding me. 626 00:33:26,808 --> 00:33:29,074 - Be nice. - Yeah. 627 00:33:29,161 --> 00:33:30,990 She got a little something-something. 628 00:33:31,078 --> 00:33:34,171 Yeah, asthma and headgear. 629 00:33:35,739 --> 00:33:39,877 "Olivia Lennox." 630 00:33:39,964 --> 00:33:42,317 - You know her? - I talked to her for a second. 631 00:33:42,404 --> 00:33:43,842 About what? She gave you the nod. 632 00:33:43,929 --> 00:33:45,802 - She did a good one. - She gives good nod. 633 00:33:45,889 --> 00:33:47,850 Could everybody please calm down? 634 00:33:47,937 --> 00:33:50,986 I can't believe you got her as a lab par... Switch with me. 635 00:33:51,074 --> 00:33:54,124 I can't. I said her name out loud. 636 00:33:57,086 --> 00:34:00,223 Some guys just walk in the light, you know? 637 00:34:00,310 --> 00:34:02,357 - Hello again. - Hello. 638 00:34:02,444 --> 00:34:05,494 I don't think we introduced ourselves before. I'm Sebastian. 639 00:34:05,581 --> 00:34:06,801 Olivia. 640 00:34:13,205 --> 00:34:19,261 I'm gonna be the best lab partner you ever had. 641 00:34:19,348 --> 00:34:21,482 Cool. 642 00:34:21,569 --> 00:34:23,791 I gotta be completely honest. 643 00:34:23,878 --> 00:34:26,492 The whole dissecting thing kind of freaks me out. 644 00:34:26,579 --> 00:34:29,411 So, uh, think you may have to take the reins on this one. 645 00:34:29,498 --> 00:34:33,158 Wow. Most guys would never admit that. 646 00:34:33,245 --> 00:34:34,639 Oh, crap, you're right. 647 00:34:34,726 --> 00:34:36,599 No, don't worry. I think it's refreshing. 648 00:34:36,687 --> 00:34:39,605 - You do? - No paper near the Bunsen burner. 649 00:34:39,693 --> 00:34:43,309 - Wait. - What's this? Poems? 650 00:34:43,396 --> 00:34:45,617 Lyrics. They're his... 651 00:34:45,705 --> 00:34:48,145 My... my old stuff. 652 00:34:48,232 --> 00:34:51,717 "Wake up, I've been waiting for you." 653 00:34:56,727 --> 00:35:00,517 Those are really good. So honest. 654 00:35:00,604 --> 00:35:04,786 I know. I keep telling him... me... meself... my... myself... 655 00:35:04,873 --> 00:35:06,834 I write songs too, Olivia. 656 00:35:06,921 --> 00:35:08,925 - Really, Malcolm? Wonderful. - Check it out. 657 00:35:09,012 --> 00:35:12,018 ♪ I see you through your window ♪ 658 00:35:12,105 --> 00:35:16,810 ♪ I'm standing on a tree outside ♪ 659 00:35:20,252 --> 00:35:21,907 Aww! 660 00:35:21,994 --> 00:35:23,519 You, you sit. 661 00:35:23,606 --> 00:35:27,440 - You, go. Go! 662 00:35:27,527 --> 00:35:30,620 - Did you say anything about me? - No. Was I supposed to? 663 00:35:30,707 --> 00:35:32,711 Come on. This is perfect. 664 00:35:32,799 --> 00:35:36,109 You get to spend an hour with her every other day. 665 00:35:36,197 --> 00:35:38,332 You can convince her to go out with me. 666 00:35:38,419 --> 00:35:40,945 Dude, she had that option for three and a half years. 667 00:35:41,032 --> 00:35:43,298 I'll tell you what. You do this, 668 00:35:43,385 --> 00:35:44,997 I'll work with you on your soccer. 669 00:35:45,084 --> 00:35:47,959 I'll make you good enough to make first string. 670 00:35:48,046 --> 00:35:50,312 - By the Cornwall game? - Absolutely. 671 00:35:50,399 --> 00:35:52,534 OK, yeah. You got a deal. 672 00:35:52,621 --> 00:35:55,496 - You're the man. - Yes, I am. 673 00:37:38,049 --> 00:37:39,704 Ah! 674 00:37:47,720 --> 00:37:49,507 Oh. Right. 675 00:37:49,594 --> 00:37:54,908 Oww! Oh, for the love of God! It burns! 676 00:37:54,995 --> 00:37:56,434 It just isn't fair, Malvolio. 677 00:37:56,521 --> 00:37:58,351 I wait three years for Olivia, 678 00:37:58,438 --> 00:38:00,267 and then some transfer student comes in 679 00:38:00,355 --> 00:38:02,750 and suddenly she's acting like some... 680 00:38:02,837 --> 00:38:06,454 obsessed love-struck teenager. 681 00:38:06,541 --> 00:38:09,373 I'm not gonna take that lying down, Malvolio! 682 00:38:09,460 --> 00:38:12,291 - Yeah, I know. I know. 683 00:38:12,379 --> 00:38:15,123 You're absolutely right. 684 00:38:15,210 --> 00:38:17,476 I'll do some digging, I'll find out what it is, 685 00:38:17,563 --> 00:38:20,830 and I'll nip his chances with Olivia right in the bud. 686 00:38:22,747 --> 00:38:26,101 What's that? Oh, yeah, sure. A walk. Sorry. Come on. 687 00:38:26,188 --> 00:38:29,194 - You are so smart. 688 00:38:29,281 --> 00:38:30,893 - - Hello. 689 00:38:30,980 --> 00:38:33,289 - Miss me? - What's going on? 690 00:38:33,377 --> 00:38:34,988 What's wrong with your voice? 691 00:38:35,075 --> 00:38:37,385 I just have a little bit of a cold. 692 00:38:37,472 --> 00:38:39,824 So... I'm still a little phlegmy. 693 00:38:39,911 --> 00:38:41,915 - Did you call my school? - Yeah. 694 00:38:42,002 --> 00:38:43,441 It's all taken care of. 695 00:38:43,528 --> 00:38:45,183 Just make sure you're back by the 12th. 696 00:38:45,270 --> 00:38:47,317 It was so cool, Vi. 697 00:38:47,405 --> 00:38:50,368 We went on a couple days early, and the crowd flipped for us. 698 00:38:50,455 --> 00:38:51,805 They wanted an encore, 699 00:38:51,892 --> 00:38:53,852 so we did one of my songs acoustically. 700 00:38:53,939 --> 00:38:56,380 - They went nuts for my lyrics. - Oh, that's so cool. 701 00:38:56,467 --> 00:38:58,078 And you were right about Monique. 702 00:38:58,165 --> 00:38:59,690 She's history. 703 00:38:59,777 --> 00:39:01,912 She really is, isn't she? 704 00:39:01,999 --> 00:39:03,829 I got to go. I'll talk to you later. 705 00:39:03,916 --> 00:39:06,400 OK. Bye. 706 00:39:06,487 --> 00:39:09,361 Trouble with your wig, Hastings? 707 00:39:09,449 --> 00:39:12,237 Uh, no, I actually... I have a scalp condition. 708 00:39:12,324 --> 00:39:14,023 - No, you don't. - Yeah, I do. 709 00:39:14,110 --> 00:39:16,637 I really do. It's really acting up during the... 710 00:39:16,724 --> 00:39:18,859 No, you don't. 711 00:39:18,946 --> 00:39:21,298 You've got male pattern baldness. 712 00:39:21,385 --> 00:39:23,477 Scoot over, kiddo. 713 00:39:23,564 --> 00:39:25,655 I don't know if you've realized, 714 00:39:25,742 --> 00:39:27,964 but recently I've started to thin out myself. 715 00:39:28,051 --> 00:39:31,231 I've tried all the creams and the butters, 716 00:39:31,318 --> 00:39:34,237 and I still can't seem to stop Mother Nature's vindictive fury, 717 00:39:34,324 --> 00:39:36,982 and neither can you. OK? 718 00:39:37,069 --> 00:39:39,109 There's gonna be a time when you'll have to come out 719 00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:41,905 of the closet and just accept yourself for who you are. 720 00:39:41,992 --> 00:39:43,561 A baldy. OK? 721 00:39:43,648 --> 00:39:46,174 But it's gonna be all right. OK? 722 00:39:46,261 --> 00:39:49,921 Oh, and between you and me, chicks dig it. 723 00:39:52,709 --> 00:39:55,715 Hang ten. Yeah. 724 00:39:55,802 --> 00:39:58,198 Hi, Olivia. I don't want you to be worried, 725 00:39:58,285 --> 00:39:59,287 but Malvolio's missing. 726 00:39:59,374 --> 00:40:01,291 - Oh, no! - Yeah. 727 00:40:01,378 --> 00:40:04,123 If you see him, don't feed him. He has an irritable bowel. 728 00:40:04,210 --> 00:40:06,781 Yeah. 'Cause that would be my very first instinct. 729 00:40:06,868 --> 00:40:10,091 To feed the tarantula. 730 00:40:13,708 --> 00:40:15,451 Hmm. 731 00:40:15,538 --> 00:40:17,629 Here's a wild idea. 732 00:40:17,716 --> 00:40:20,852 Have you ever thought about going out with Duke Orsino? 733 00:40:20,939 --> 00:40:22,682 I see that. 734 00:40:23,902 --> 00:40:25,252 - Duke? - Yeah. 735 00:40:25,339 --> 00:40:26,603 - No. - Yeah. 736 00:40:26,690 --> 00:40:27,690 - No. - Yeah. 737 00:40:27,736 --> 00:40:29,609 - Yeah? - No! 738 00:40:29,696 --> 00:40:32,092 I mean, he's good-looking and everything, 739 00:40:32,179 --> 00:40:35,185 but he's just not the guy for me. 740 00:40:35,272 --> 00:40:37,102 Hmm. I don't know. 741 00:40:37,189 --> 00:40:39,803 Think there may be more to him than you think there is. 742 00:40:39,890 --> 00:40:42,983 So you're telling me he's not just another dumb jock 743 00:40:43,070 --> 00:40:44,290 who wants to hook up with me 744 00:40:44,377 --> 00:40:46,600 so he could tell his friends, but too...? 745 00:40:46,687 --> 00:40:48,007 Insecure to treat you as an equal? 746 00:40:48,037 --> 00:40:49,780 Exactly. 747 00:40:49,867 --> 00:40:51,086 Tell me about it. 748 00:40:51,173 --> 00:40:52,699 You're the first guy at this school 749 00:40:52,786 --> 00:40:54,529 who hasn't tried anything with me. 750 00:40:54,616 --> 00:40:58,537 Trust me, you're not my type. 751 00:40:58,624 --> 00:41:00,061 Well, why not? 752 00:41:02,195 --> 00:41:05,942 You know, it's just... 753 00:41:06,029 --> 00:41:08,338 I don't think of you in that way. 754 00:41:08,425 --> 00:41:09,994 We're friends, you know. 755 00:41:10,081 --> 00:41:12,433 You're actually one of the few people here 756 00:41:12,521 --> 00:41:14,917 that I feel comfortable around. 757 00:41:15,004 --> 00:41:17,356 I feel the same way about you. 758 00:41:17,443 --> 00:41:20,711 Good. Then just take my advice. 759 00:41:20,798 --> 00:41:23,891 Go out with Duke. 760 00:41:23,978 --> 00:41:27,332 I'll consider it. 761 00:41:27,419 --> 00:41:30,775 So, uh, what is that exactly? 762 00:41:30,862 --> 00:41:33,040 Um, I think that's the spleen. 763 00:41:33,127 --> 00:41:35,567 Hmm. 764 00:41:37,702 --> 00:41:41,579 - OK, who's your daddy? - Huh? 765 00:41:41,666 --> 00:41:43,975 I got her to agree to consider you. You're halfway in. 766 00:41:44,062 --> 00:41:48,593 Uhh! Um, all right, OK. So should I ask her out? 767 00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:50,509 No. You don't want to freak her out. 768 00:41:50,597 --> 00:41:54,343 You got to have a casual conversation first. Hello. 769 00:41:58,003 --> 00:42:01,357 Why do I get the feeling you don't do this very often? 770 00:42:01,444 --> 00:42:05,060 Man, I just... I'm not really good at talking to girls. 771 00:42:05,147 --> 00:42:07,282 - Why? You're hot! - What? 772 00:42:07,369 --> 00:42:09,896 You know, you're an appealing guy... 773 00:42:09,983 --> 00:42:12,902 Man... guy... guy-man. 774 00:42:12,989 --> 00:42:15,952 Look, I don't know. I just always say the wrong... 775 00:42:16,039 --> 00:42:18,130 I just always say the wrong thing. 776 00:42:18,217 --> 00:42:22,094 OK. All right. Come on. Let's get up. 777 00:42:22,181 --> 00:42:23,837 I want to try something. 778 00:42:23,924 --> 00:42:25,904 I'll act like a girl, and you're going to talk to me. 779 00:42:25,928 --> 00:42:27,845 Eww. Do I have to? 780 00:42:27,932 --> 00:42:30,938 Yes! Because I'm Viola. 781 00:42:31,025 --> 00:42:33,334 - Duke? Nice to meet you. - That was creepy. 782 00:42:33,421 --> 00:42:35,381 You really just sounded like a girl just then. 783 00:42:35,468 --> 00:42:37,691 I used to imitate my sister all the time. 784 00:42:37,778 --> 00:42:40,435 I got really good at it. Come on. And get up! 785 00:42:40,522 --> 00:42:43,354 Come on. Ask me some questions, 786 00:42:43,441 --> 00:42:46,447 and if the chemistry's right, things'll just start flowing. 787 00:42:46,534 --> 00:42:49,061 Oh... Um, questions about what? 788 00:42:49,148 --> 00:42:51,806 Anything. Ask me if... 789 00:42:51,893 --> 00:42:53,287 I like... 790 00:42:53,374 --> 00:42:54,289 cheese. 791 00:42:54,376 --> 00:42:57,382 Um, OK. 792 00:42:57,469 --> 00:42:59,822 Do you like cheese? 793 00:42:59,909 --> 00:43:02,828 Why, yes I do. My favorite's Gouda. 794 00:43:02,915 --> 00:43:06,617 - I like Gouda too. - See? 795 00:43:06,706 --> 00:43:07,925 - See what? - We're flowing. 796 00:43:08,012 --> 00:43:09,929 We're talking about cheese. 797 00:43:10,016 --> 00:43:11,453 So what? Flow is flow. 798 00:43:11,540 --> 00:43:13,763 What? What's that? 799 00:43:13,850 --> 00:43:16,638 What is that?! It touched me! It touched me! It touched me! 800 00:43:16,726 --> 00:43:19,949 It's Malcolm's tarantula! Get it! 801 00:43:20,036 --> 00:43:22,562 - You get it! - You're the guy! 802 00:43:22,650 --> 00:43:23,870 The bigger guy. 803 00:43:34,151 --> 00:43:36,068 Sorry! 804 00:43:36,155 --> 00:43:39,379 You don't ever, ever do that girl voice again! 805 00:43:39,466 --> 00:43:41,426 - Freaked me out! - My bad. 806 00:43:45,958 --> 00:43:48,310 Sebastian, honey, this is your mother. 807 00:43:48,397 --> 00:43:51,316 I'm calling to remind you about the carnival tomorrow. 808 00:43:51,403 --> 00:43:54,539 You and your sister promised you'd both be there. Bye-bye. 809 00:43:54,626 --> 00:43:58,547 Crap! Forgot about that! 810 00:43:58,634 --> 00:44:00,638 Wait, your mom's in Junior League? 811 00:44:00,726 --> 00:44:01,990 Yeah. How'd you know? 812 00:44:02,077 --> 00:44:04,646 So is mine. I gotta go too. 813 00:44:04,734 --> 00:44:06,302 But I can't deal with this right now. 814 00:44:06,389 --> 00:44:08,002 I have soccer to worry about. 815 00:44:08,089 --> 00:44:10,267 Not gonna be that bad. 816 00:44:10,354 --> 00:44:11,356 Olivia's gonna be there. 817 00:44:11,443 --> 00:44:12,707 It's a perfect opportunity 818 00:44:12,794 --> 00:44:14,362 for me to lay some groundwork. 819 00:44:14,449 --> 00:44:17,194 Oh, Olivia's gonna be there. 820 00:44:17,281 --> 00:44:18,674 And my sister. 821 00:44:18,762 --> 00:44:21,419 And Monique. And you. 822 00:44:21,506 --> 00:44:23,510 And my mom. 823 00:44:23,597 --> 00:44:25,820 Great. 824 00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:29,261 ♪ Dial up ♪ 825 00:44:29,348 --> 00:44:33,704 - ♪ My number now ♪ 826 00:44:33,792 --> 00:44:35,753 ♪ Weaving it ♪ 827 00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:37,931 Dunk toss. 828 00:44:38,018 --> 00:44:39,064 Hey, dude! 829 00:44:39,151 --> 00:44:41,329 I will cut you, man. 830 00:44:41,416 --> 00:44:44,335 I'll tell you the truth. I never really liked carnivals. 831 00:44:44,422 --> 00:44:50,173 Hey. I'm working the kissing booth. Come see me. 832 00:44:50,260 --> 00:44:52,874 I love carnivals, man. 833 00:44:52,961 --> 00:44:54,572 Hey, Duke, where you going? 834 00:44:54,659 --> 00:44:56,969 Where do you think I'm going? 835 00:44:58,886 --> 00:45:00,410 - Uh-oh. - What's up? 836 00:45:00,497 --> 00:45:02,938 Oh, nothing. Um, just my psycho ex. 837 00:45:03,025 --> 00:45:04,636 I don't really wanna deal with her. 838 00:45:04,723 --> 00:45:06,292 So if you guys don't mind, 839 00:45:06,379 --> 00:45:08,600 I'm gonna lay low for a little while. 840 00:45:08,687 --> 00:45:11,912 - Cool. Catch you later. - OK. 841 00:45:11,999 --> 00:45:14,003 - Up you go! - Whoa! 842 00:45:16,094 --> 00:45:18,970 I see a kitten... 843 00:45:19,057 --> 00:45:21,670 gasping for air. 844 00:45:25,199 --> 00:45:28,031 - Sorry. Pretty urgent. - Oh... 845 00:45:31,733 --> 00:45:33,782 It's all yours. 846 00:45:33,869 --> 00:45:36,569 - Hi, Mom! - Oh! 847 00:45:36,656 --> 00:45:40,664 You look like such a lady. It's a miracle. 848 00:45:40,751 --> 00:45:42,800 - It really is. - So Monique's getting you 849 00:45:42,887 --> 00:45:45,109 all excited about being a debutante, huh? 850 00:45:45,196 --> 00:45:48,419 Super-duper excited. Have a good carnival. 851 00:45:48,506 --> 00:45:51,686 Ohh! Ho, my little petunia. Where do you think you're going? 852 00:45:51,773 --> 00:45:53,952 You have the next shift at the kissing booth. 853 00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:56,392 And your brother? He's late for the cotton candy cart. 854 00:45:56,479 --> 00:45:58,657 I'm gonna go look for him. Bye. 855 00:46:00,748 --> 00:46:02,317 ♪ Here we are so what you gonna do? ♪ 856 00:46:02,404 --> 00:46:03,493 - Ow! - Sorry. 857 00:46:03,580 --> 00:46:06,107 Excuse you. 858 00:46:06,194 --> 00:46:09,418 - Wait, do I know you? - No. 859 00:46:09,505 --> 00:46:11,422 Excuse me. 860 00:46:11,509 --> 00:46:13,339 Viola! Hey, hey, hey. 861 00:46:13,426 --> 00:46:15,647 Where you been? I've been calling and calling. 862 00:46:15,734 --> 00:46:17,260 I miss you. We need to talk. 863 00:46:17,347 --> 00:46:19,742 We've talked, Justin. All the talking is done. 864 00:46:19,830 --> 00:46:23,750 Look, no one breaks up over a stupid soccer issue, OK? 865 00:46:23,838 --> 00:46:25,754 Can you just be a girl for five seconds? 866 00:46:25,842 --> 00:46:27,715 For five seconds? 867 00:46:27,802 --> 00:46:31,592 OK, um, first of all, it's not a stupid soccer issue, 868 00:46:31,679 --> 00:46:32,943 and you're a jerk. 869 00:46:33,030 --> 00:46:35,078 Oh, look at that! Time's up! 870 00:46:35,165 --> 00:46:36,926 ♪ Come on, baby we ain't gonna live forever ♪ 871 00:46:36,951 --> 00:46:41,525 Excuse me. Sorry. One, please. 872 00:46:41,612 --> 00:46:44,749 ♪ You know you wanna be together ♪ 873 00:46:44,836 --> 00:46:47,798 ♪ And I wanna spend the night with you ♪ 874 00:46:47,886 --> 00:46:49,715 ♪ Come with me tonight ♪ 875 00:46:49,802 --> 00:46:54,682 ♪ We could make the night last forever, ohh ♪ 876 00:46:54,769 --> 00:46:58,037 ♪ Let's pretend you're mine ♪ 877 00:46:58,124 --> 00:47:00,476 ♪ We could just pretend We could just pretend ♪ 878 00:47:00,563 --> 00:47:03,439 ♪ Oh, come on ♪ 879 00:47:03,526 --> 00:47:06,881 ♪ Just one taste and you'll want more ♪ 880 00:47:06,968 --> 00:47:12,021 ♪ So tell me what you're waiting for ♪ 881 00:47:15,767 --> 00:47:17,903 Stay in school. 882 00:47:17,990 --> 00:47:20,996 ♪ Come on, baby we ain't gonna live forever ♪ 883 00:47:21,083 --> 00:47:24,960 ♪ Let me show you all the things that we could do ♪ 884 00:47:25,047 --> 00:47:27,008 ♪ You know you wanna be together ♪ 885 00:47:27,095 --> 00:47:29,970 Sebastian? Sebastian! 886 00:47:30,057 --> 00:47:32,801 - Sebastian! Where are you going? - Monique's behind me. 887 00:47:32,889 --> 00:47:35,633 - We're on it. - Sebastian! 888 00:47:41,297 --> 00:47:42,647 Ahh! 889 00:47:42,734 --> 00:47:44,434 Excuse me. No one over 8 years old 890 00:47:44,521 --> 00:47:46,089 is allowed inside the Moon Bounce. 891 00:47:46,176 --> 00:47:47,919 But I just saw my boyfriend go in there. 892 00:47:48,006 --> 00:47:49,748 The correct term is "ex-boyfriend." 893 00:47:49,835 --> 00:47:53,016 No relationship is over until I say it is. Understand? 894 00:47:53,103 --> 00:47:55,630 Whatever. You're still not getting on that Moon Bounce. 895 00:47:55,717 --> 00:47:57,503 Fine. 896 00:48:02,687 --> 00:48:03,863 What's that? 897 00:48:03,951 --> 00:48:05,780 Kia, don't look. 898 00:48:05,867 --> 00:48:08,482 Oh! God! 899 00:48:21,595 --> 00:48:24,862 - She's gone. - Thank you. 900 00:48:24,950 --> 00:48:27,737 - So are we, uh, having fun? - Oh, yeah, definitely. 901 00:48:27,824 --> 00:48:31,919 - Whoo. 902 00:48:32,007 --> 00:48:33,575 What do you think it will be like? 903 00:48:33,662 --> 00:48:35,536 Duke, you look at me. 904 00:48:35,623 --> 00:48:39,761 I know it's gonna be really, really special. 905 00:48:39,848 --> 00:48:42,463 I mean, she's only kissed like 350 guys at this point. 906 00:48:42,550 --> 00:48:45,294 I just think we need to acknowledge the moment. 907 00:48:45,382 --> 00:48:47,211 After four years, Duke is finally 908 00:48:47,298 --> 00:48:49,738 gonna fulfill his destiny. 909 00:48:49,825 --> 00:48:54,661 Life is good. Life is fair. Life is just. 910 00:48:54,748 --> 00:48:56,491 - Hi, um, I'm your relief. 911 00:48:56,578 --> 00:48:57,841 And yet... 912 00:48:57,928 --> 00:48:58,843 Thank God. 913 00:48:58,930 --> 00:49:00,629 I can't catch a break. 914 00:49:00,716 --> 00:49:05,770 Beware of the old guy chewing gum. It's not gum. 915 00:49:05,857 --> 00:49:07,382 Echh. 916 00:49:07,469 --> 00:49:10,475 - Do I know you? - No. 917 00:49:10,562 --> 00:49:14,048 - Huh. - That's just my luck. 918 00:49:14,135 --> 00:49:17,054 No. No, no, no. I mean, I didn't mean it like that. 919 00:49:17,141 --> 00:49:20,582 It's just, you know, she's, you know... No. OK. 920 00:49:20,669 --> 00:49:24,590 I mean, on the other hand, you're, you know, also... 921 00:49:24,677 --> 00:49:28,511 - I am? Thanks, I guess. - Yeah. 922 00:49:28,598 --> 00:49:30,820 You don't have to flirt with her first, genius. 923 00:49:30,907 --> 00:49:32,171 You're paying for it. 924 00:49:32,258 --> 00:49:37,137 Why don't you just... relax. Um... 925 00:49:37,224 --> 00:49:40,840 Um, maybe I should kiss you now. 926 00:49:40,927 --> 00:49:45,284 I gave that girl my ticket, and I waited in line. 927 00:49:45,371 --> 00:49:48,377 Well, it's the least I can do. 928 00:49:51,078 --> 00:49:55,870 Uh, OK. Here I go. 929 00:49:55,957 --> 00:50:00,314 Um... [laughs nervously] Uh... 930 00:50:07,850 --> 00:50:09,854 OK, I think that was one ticket's worth. 931 00:50:09,941 --> 00:50:11,554 No, you get a little bit more. 932 00:50:11,641 --> 00:50:14,429 Excuse me. The motel's across the street. 933 00:50:14,516 --> 00:50:16,215 Viola, what the hell is this?! 934 00:50:16,302 --> 00:50:18,437 Back of the line, buttball. 935 00:50:18,524 --> 00:50:21,748 Excuse me, doofus. You're making out with my girlfriend. 936 00:50:21,835 --> 00:50:24,057 Ex-girlfriend. 937 00:50:24,144 --> 00:50:25,799 Whoa, you're Sebastian's sister? 938 00:50:25,886 --> 00:50:28,196 - And you're about to die. 939 00:50:28,283 --> 00:50:30,069 Are you gonna drown me in your tears? 940 00:50:30,156 --> 00:50:32,552 I did not cry during that game. I had something in my eye. 941 00:50:32,639 --> 00:50:35,297 You know what, guys? Can we just dial it down? 942 00:50:35,384 --> 00:50:38,041 And just step away, OK? 943 00:50:38,129 --> 00:50:40,524 She's right. I'll see you on the soccer field, 944 00:50:40,612 --> 00:50:43,139 and we'll settle this all then. 945 00:50:43,226 --> 00:50:45,099 OK, Duke. 946 00:50:45,186 --> 00:50:48,061 Or we can straighten it out right here. 947 00:50:48,149 --> 00:50:50,283 Justin! Stop it! Guys! 948 00:50:52,766 --> 00:50:54,683 ♪ All right ♪ 949 00:50:54,770 --> 00:50:56,513 Stop it! Justin! 950 00:50:56,600 --> 00:50:59,127 Guys! Stop it! 951 00:51:01,915 --> 00:51:05,923 Justin, get off! 952 00:51:15,856 --> 00:51:18,470 Where's my daughter?! 953 00:51:18,557 --> 00:51:20,561 Excuse me. I'm so sorry. 954 00:51:20,648 --> 00:51:24,264 Viola! Stop! This isn't ladylike. 955 00:51:24,351 --> 00:51:26,965 There is no room for violence here! 956 00:51:27,052 --> 00:51:31,452 This is a lovely children's carnival, goddamn it! 957 00:51:31,539 --> 00:51:34,458 Both of you, out! Now! 958 00:51:39,076 --> 00:51:41,429 Where were you at today? You just disappeared. 959 00:51:41,516 --> 00:51:44,609 Ran into my psycho ex. Had to bolt. 960 00:51:44,696 --> 00:51:46,787 Oh, my God! Is that a...? 961 00:51:46,874 --> 00:51:49,880 What? Oh. Yeah. 962 00:51:49,967 --> 00:51:54,194 I hope you don't mind. I kind of borrowed one of your... 963 00:51:54,281 --> 00:51:57,330 Yeah. And you're right, by the way. These things actually work. 964 00:51:57,417 --> 00:51:59,508 Oh, my God, you're bleeding. Are you OK? 965 00:51:59,595 --> 00:52:01,817 - Um... - I mean, 966 00:52:01,904 --> 00:52:04,431 suck it up! Be a man! 967 00:52:04,518 --> 00:52:06,218 Rub some dirt in it! 968 00:52:06,305 --> 00:52:09,092 OK, I'll rub some dirt on it. 969 00:52:09,180 --> 00:52:12,273 So, what happened? 970 00:52:12,360 --> 00:52:14,538 I got into it with your sister's ex. 971 00:52:14,625 --> 00:52:18,110 Wait. Really? Why? 972 00:52:18,198 --> 00:52:22,990 He saw me and her kind of making out at the kissing booth. 973 00:52:23,077 --> 00:52:25,865 Wait. You kissed her? 974 00:52:25,952 --> 00:52:28,828 Yeah, man, I'm... I hope that's OK. 975 00:52:28,915 --> 00:52:30,744 It was for charity. 976 00:52:30,832 --> 00:52:33,925 Oh, no, I mean, dude, I mean, 977 00:52:34,012 --> 00:52:37,933 if you want to kiss her, you go right ahead and you kiss her! 978 00:52:38,020 --> 00:52:39,675 I mean, knock yourself out. 979 00:52:39,762 --> 00:52:43,379 I mean, you just... you take her and then kiss her 980 00:52:43,466 --> 00:52:44,990 and then kiss the crap out of her! 981 00:52:45,077 --> 00:52:47,822 OK. 982 00:52:51,002 --> 00:52:53,486 So... 983 00:52:53,573 --> 00:52:54,923 do you like her? 984 00:52:55,010 --> 00:52:58,975 I don't know. Can we not talk about this? 985 00:52:59,062 --> 00:53:00,674 She's your sister. It's kind of weird. 986 00:53:00,761 --> 00:53:02,765 No. Right. Right. 987 00:53:02,852 --> 00:53:07,775 Just... You know, I was just thinking that, 988 00:53:07,862 --> 00:53:10,433 if you liked her then... 989 00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:13,046 maybe you should ask her out. 990 00:53:13,133 --> 00:53:16,314 And just, I don't know, forget about Olivia? 991 00:53:16,401 --> 00:53:20,714 Well, I mean speaking as a completely objective 992 00:53:20,801 --> 00:53:22,544 third-party outsider 993 00:53:22,631 --> 00:53:26,159 with absolutely no personal interest in the matter, 994 00:53:26,247 --> 00:53:29,950 I am not sure that you and Olivia 995 00:53:30,037 --> 00:53:33,217 really mesh well together. You know? I mean... 996 00:53:33,305 --> 00:53:36,528 But you and Viola... 997 00:53:36,615 --> 00:53:38,880 I mean... 998 00:53:38,968 --> 00:53:40,406 be magic. 999 00:53:40,493 --> 00:53:41,756 I don't know. 1000 00:53:41,843 --> 00:53:43,586 What does your heart tell you? 1001 00:53:43,673 --> 00:53:46,069 - Huh? - I mean, 1002 00:53:46,156 --> 00:53:47,637 which one would you rather see naked?! 1003 00:53:47,681 --> 00:53:51,079 Why do you...? Why? Why do you always do that? 1004 00:53:51,166 --> 00:53:52,778 Why do you always talk about girls 1005 00:53:52,865 --> 00:53:55,566 in such graphic terms? Huh? 1006 00:53:55,653 --> 00:53:57,918 You know what? You... you have issues. 1007 00:53:58,006 --> 00:54:02,231 You're a really sensitive guy, aren't you? 1008 00:54:02,319 --> 00:54:07,067 What? No. No, it's just... 1009 00:54:07,154 --> 00:54:09,768 I don't know. I just think that 1010 00:54:09,855 --> 00:54:14,125 relationships should be more than just the physical stuff. 1011 00:54:14,212 --> 00:54:16,782 Don't get me wrong, that stuff's important, 1012 00:54:16,869 --> 00:54:18,414 but, I don't know, when I'm with someone, 1013 00:54:18,438 --> 00:54:22,446 I want to be able to talk about other stuff. 1014 00:54:22,533 --> 00:54:25,496 Like, I don't know, serious stuff. 1015 00:54:25,583 --> 00:54:29,721 Stuff I can't talk about, you know, with anyone else. 1016 00:54:31,899 --> 00:54:35,167 Yeah, like... 1017 00:54:35,254 --> 00:54:37,911 what kind of stuff? 1018 00:54:37,998 --> 00:54:40,264 I don't know, just stuff. 1019 00:54:40,352 --> 00:54:43,749 Like, whatever stuff there is. 1020 00:54:43,836 --> 00:54:47,409 Like... this kind of stuff? 1021 00:54:47,496 --> 00:54:50,937 Yeah. 1022 00:54:51,024 --> 00:54:53,639 But what I just told you is for your ears only. 1023 00:54:53,726 --> 00:54:57,777 If you tell anyone, I'll kick your ass. 1024 00:55:00,827 --> 00:55:03,005 Yeah. No. 1025 00:55:03,092 --> 00:55:06,316 I got your back, man. 1026 00:55:06,404 --> 00:55:09,453 It's cool. 1027 00:55:16,641 --> 00:55:20,693 ♪ Love me faster than the devil ♪ 1028 00:55:20,780 --> 00:55:24,614 ♪ Run me straight into the ground ♪ 1029 00:55:24,701 --> 00:55:28,926 ♪ Drowning deep inside your water ♪ 1030 00:55:29,013 --> 00:55:32,673 ♪ Drowning deep inside your sound ♪ 1031 00:55:32,760 --> 00:55:36,551 ♪ Love me faster than the devil ♪ 1032 00:55:36,638 --> 00:55:40,297 ♪ Run me straight into the ground ♪ 1033 00:55:40,385 --> 00:55:44,915 ♪ Drowning deep inside your water ♪ 1034 00:55:45,002 --> 00:55:49,140 ♪ Drown in love and memories ♪ 1035 00:56:03,518 --> 00:56:05,957 ♪ Didn't you love me ♪ 1036 00:56:06,044 --> 00:56:08,048 ♪ Faster than the devil ♪ 1037 00:56:08,135 --> 00:56:11,969 ♪ Run me straight into the ground ♪ 1038 00:56:12,056 --> 00:56:15,803 ♪ Drowning deep inside your water ♪ 1039 00:56:15,890 --> 00:56:20,639 ♪ Drown in love and memories ♪ 1040 00:56:22,469 --> 00:56:24,560 Um, how's your sister? 1041 00:56:24,647 --> 00:56:28,742 Ahh! Whoo! 1042 00:56:28,829 --> 00:56:31,312 Good. Why? 1043 00:56:32,139 --> 00:56:34,230 I don't know. 1044 00:56:34,318 --> 00:56:37,455 I kind of was thinking I might ask if she wanted 1045 00:56:37,542 --> 00:56:39,633 to grab dinner at Cesario's tonight. 1046 00:56:39,720 --> 00:56:41,811 You were? Really? 1047 00:56:41,898 --> 00:56:43,379 I'd love to. 1048 00:56:43,467 --> 00:56:44,730 - What? 1049 00:56:44,817 --> 00:56:46,952 I'd love to give her your phone number. 1050 00:56:47,039 --> 00:56:49,173 - Hastings! 1051 00:56:49,260 --> 00:56:52,092 Yeah, coach? 1052 00:56:52,179 --> 00:56:54,401 You're first string for the Cornwall game. 1053 00:56:54,489 --> 00:56:55,970 - Really? - No. 1054 00:56:56,057 --> 00:57:00,849 I was joking, you idiot. 1055 00:57:00,936 --> 00:57:03,114 Dude, that's awesome. 1056 00:57:05,555 --> 00:57:08,909 - Mmm. - Um... um, dude. 1057 00:57:11,523 --> 00:57:14,441 - So you want me to spot you? - No. 1058 00:57:14,529 --> 00:57:16,053 Isn't he cute? 1059 00:57:16,140 --> 00:57:17,492 Duke? Yeah. 1060 00:57:17,579 --> 00:57:20,802 No. Sebastian. He's so cool. 1061 00:57:20,889 --> 00:57:24,330 But he said I'm not his type. 1062 00:57:24,418 --> 00:57:27,075 - That's impossible. You're everyone's type. - Not his. 1063 00:57:27,162 --> 00:57:29,210 I could tell you what us mere mortals would do 1064 00:57:29,297 --> 00:57:31,040 in this situation. 1065 00:57:31,127 --> 00:57:33,611 - What? - Make him jealous. 1066 00:57:33,698 --> 00:57:36,747 So, what do you do? You just pretend to like somebody else? 1067 00:57:36,834 --> 00:57:40,145 Mm-hm. And then use him shamelessly. 1068 00:57:40,232 --> 00:57:41,583 Wow. 1069 00:57:43,892 --> 00:57:47,115 So you should call Viola up. 1070 00:57:47,202 --> 00:57:50,252 Yeah. I think I will. 1071 00:57:52,212 --> 00:57:53,301 Hey, Duke. 1072 00:57:53,388 --> 00:57:55,568 Sebastian. 1073 00:57:55,655 --> 00:57:56,744 Olivia. 1074 00:57:56,831 --> 00:57:58,181 Olivia. 1075 00:57:58,268 --> 00:58:00,534 What're you bench-pressing these days? 1076 00:58:00,621 --> 00:58:02,276 225. 1077 00:58:02,363 --> 00:58:03,845 Very impressive. 1078 00:58:03,932 --> 00:58:05,762 Thanks. 1079 00:58:05,849 --> 00:58:09,290 So, Duke, about that call that you were gonna make. 1080 00:58:09,377 --> 00:58:11,687 - You gonna make that? - Yeah. Thank you. 1081 00:58:11,774 --> 00:58:14,474 So how many reps can you do with that 225? 1082 00:58:14,562 --> 00:58:18,221 Like 20... 20. 1083 00:58:18,308 --> 00:58:21,183 225 is more than twice what I weigh. 1084 00:58:21,270 --> 00:58:23,537 How many reps could you do with me? 1085 00:58:24,974 --> 00:58:27,632 Forty. 1086 00:58:32,555 --> 00:58:33,644 Hello? 1087 00:58:33,731 --> 00:58:35,037 Hi, it's Viola. 1088 00:58:35,124 --> 00:58:38,087 Sebastian told me to call you. 1089 00:58:38,174 --> 00:58:39,306 I'd love to go to dinner. 1090 00:58:39,393 --> 00:58:41,397 Um, yeah. What? 1091 00:58:41,484 --> 00:58:44,229 Um... can I call you back? 1092 00:58:44,316 --> 00:58:47,105 Because I gotta... 1093 00:58:47,192 --> 00:58:49,632 change my feet. 1094 00:58:49,719 --> 00:58:54,075 So, uh, do you have any plans tonight? 1095 00:58:54,162 --> 00:58:56,777 Oh! [chuckles] My bad. 1096 00:58:56,864 --> 00:58:58,562 What about the thing that we talked about 1097 00:58:58,650 --> 00:59:00,698 that you were going to do later? 1098 00:59:00,785 --> 00:59:02,483 What thing? I'm thingless. 1099 00:59:02,570 --> 00:59:06,230 Great! Then it's a date. Cesario's, 8:00. 1100 00:59:06,317 --> 00:59:09,672 - I'll see you there. - OK. 1101 00:59:09,759 --> 00:59:10,759 Bye, Sebastian. 1102 00:59:10,805 --> 00:59:12,068 Later. 1103 00:59:15,117 --> 00:59:17,688 Yeah! Mm! 1104 00:59:17,775 --> 00:59:18,995 You did it. 1105 00:59:19,082 --> 00:59:21,086 ♪ I'm goin' out with Olivia ♪ 1106 00:59:21,173 --> 00:59:23,918 What the hell?! I thought you liked Viola now! 1107 00:59:24,005 --> 00:59:27,011 Dude, come on. You're a guy. 1108 00:59:27,098 --> 00:59:28,187 What would you do 1109 00:59:28,274 --> 00:59:30,845 if the hottest girl in the school 1110 00:59:30,932 --> 00:59:35,637 came up to you and asked you on a date? 1111 00:59:35,724 --> 00:59:37,031 I'll be right back. 1112 00:59:37,118 --> 00:59:40,472 Olivia? Hi. Can I talk to you for a second? 1113 00:59:40,559 --> 00:59:42,869 Moi? Whatever for? 1114 00:59:42,956 --> 00:59:44,436 It's about your date with Duke. 1115 00:59:44,523 --> 00:59:46,790 Oh! I know! I am so glad I listened to you. 1116 00:59:46,877 --> 00:59:48,968 You're right. He's awesome. 1117 00:59:49,055 --> 00:59:54,369 And he looked so good in those shorts. Whoo! 1118 00:59:54,456 --> 00:59:57,375 He's not a piece of meat, Olivia. 1119 00:59:57,462 --> 01:00:00,338 He's a man. A man with feelings. 1120 01:00:00,425 --> 01:00:02,778 And I'm a woman with feelings. 1121 01:00:02,865 --> 01:00:05,958 And my feelings seem to match his. 1122 01:00:06,045 --> 01:00:08,441 You know what? 1123 01:00:08,528 --> 01:00:10,751 Speaking as a completely objective 1124 01:00:10,838 --> 01:00:12,318 third-party observer 1125 01:00:12,405 --> 01:00:15,237 with absolutely no personal interest in the matter, 1126 01:00:15,324 --> 01:00:18,897 I'm not so sure that you and Duke are a good idea after all. 1127 01:00:18,984 --> 01:00:20,858 Well, thank you for your concern. 1128 01:00:20,945 --> 01:00:22,643 And if you're so worried, 1129 01:00:22,731 --> 01:00:24,909 maybe you should come to Cesario's tonight, 1130 01:00:24,996 --> 01:00:27,305 just to keep an eye on me. 1131 01:00:27,392 --> 01:00:29,265 We could double. 1132 01:00:29,352 --> 01:00:32,576 I bet Eunice is available. 1133 01:00:32,663 --> 01:00:36,846 I'm so there, it's insane. 1134 01:00:48,477 --> 01:00:52,616 So do you like... cheese? 1135 01:00:57,321 --> 01:00:59,499 Hey, you two, what's going on? 1136 01:00:59,586 --> 01:01:00,851 You're here... 1137 01:01:00,938 --> 01:01:03,203 with Eunice. 1138 01:01:03,290 --> 01:01:04,292 Mind if we join? 1139 01:01:04,379 --> 01:01:06,035 - No. Sit down. - No, no, no. 1140 01:01:06,122 --> 01:01:08,474 Lady pterodactyl. 1141 01:01:09,693 --> 01:01:11,829 Waiter! 1142 01:01:12,962 --> 01:01:14,268 Help. 1143 01:01:17,579 --> 01:01:19,104 So... 1144 01:01:19,191 --> 01:01:21,587 I was just telling Duke how great it is 1145 01:01:21,674 --> 01:01:24,419 to meet a real man at this school. 1146 01:01:24,506 --> 01:01:26,466 Uh, you were? 1147 01:01:26,553 --> 01:01:28,863 Well, I was just about to. 1148 01:01:28,950 --> 01:01:31,215 Isn't it great to have a real man around, Eunice? 1149 01:01:31,302 --> 01:01:33,437 Oh, yes. 1150 01:01:33,524 --> 01:01:36,573 A real man is difficult to find. 1151 01:01:39,188 --> 01:01:40,712 So difficult. 1152 01:01:40,800 --> 01:01:43,196 Sebastian's with Eunice. 1153 01:01:43,283 --> 01:01:45,330 She must be hotter than I thought. 1154 01:01:45,417 --> 01:01:48,249 How come when I wanted to ask out Eunice everyone made fun of me? 1155 01:01:48,336 --> 01:01:50,514 Now Sebastian likes her, and suddenly she's cool? 1156 01:01:50,601 --> 01:01:52,562 Screw you guys. I hate high school. 1157 01:01:53,782 --> 01:01:56,832 Eunice! Hands! 1158 01:01:56,919 --> 01:01:58,704 You know what? This has been real fun, 1159 01:01:58,792 --> 01:02:01,449 but I have to go... 1160 01:02:01,536 --> 01:02:03,584 shave. 1161 01:02:03,671 --> 01:02:06,155 OK. 1162 01:02:07,592 --> 01:02:10,076 Well, this has been lovely. 1163 01:02:10,163 --> 01:02:11,556 Um, let's do it again sometime. 1164 01:02:11,643 --> 01:02:12,820 What? 1165 01:02:12,907 --> 01:02:15,260 Soon. Bye. 1166 01:02:16,959 --> 01:02:19,181 So, um... 1167 01:02:20,574 --> 01:02:22,665 do you like cheese? 1168 01:02:22,752 --> 01:02:27,327 More than almost any other animal byproduct. 1169 01:02:27,414 --> 01:02:29,941 Yeah, check please. 1170 01:02:30,029 --> 01:02:31,596 Hey, Monique, it's Sebastian. 1171 01:02:31,683 --> 01:02:33,600 I don't know if Viola told you I'm in London, 1172 01:02:33,687 --> 01:02:36,215 but I'm heading home a day early. 1173 01:02:36,302 --> 01:02:38,916 Listen, I've been thinking, 1174 01:02:39,003 --> 01:02:42,444 and we really need to talk. 1175 01:02:42,531 --> 01:02:44,622 Ladies... 1176 01:02:44,709 --> 01:02:46,583 Ladies. 1177 01:02:47,541 --> 01:02:48,849 Welcome. 1178 01:02:48,936 --> 01:02:50,940 My name is Cheryl Lancaster. 1179 01:02:51,027 --> 01:02:53,162 I'm president of the Stratford Junior League 1180 01:02:53,249 --> 01:02:55,557 and coordinator of this year's debutante season. 1181 01:02:55,644 --> 01:02:57,997 - Oh, please. 1182 01:02:58,085 --> 01:03:00,916 Thank you. Today we're gonna go over the guidelines 1183 01:03:01,003 --> 01:03:06,144 for a graceful, ladylike entrée into society. 1184 01:03:07,364 --> 01:03:11,241 Son of a... 1185 01:03:11,328 --> 01:03:12,591 Hello. 1186 01:03:12,678 --> 01:03:15,380 Hello there. 1187 01:03:19,911 --> 01:03:21,783 - Hi. - Make sure she's in the back 1188 01:03:21,871 --> 01:03:23,004 for the group photo. 1189 01:03:23,091 --> 01:03:26,315 Thank you for joining us, Viola. 1190 01:03:26,402 --> 01:03:29,495 Now, who's ready to come out? 1191 01:03:29,582 --> 01:03:30,627 Kill me. 1192 01:03:49,012 --> 01:03:51,756 - Viola? Darling. - Huh? 1193 01:03:51,843 --> 01:03:56,157 Remember, chew like you have a secret. 1194 01:04:03,476 --> 01:04:06,177 Excuse me. 1195 01:04:08,181 --> 01:04:10,446 Ladies. 1196 01:04:22,601 --> 01:04:23,601 Hi. 1197 01:04:23,646 --> 01:04:25,215 Hey. 1198 01:04:25,302 --> 01:04:26,870 Hey! You're the one that saved me 1199 01:04:26,958 --> 01:04:28,613 in the kissing booth that one time, right? 1200 01:04:28,700 --> 01:04:31,445 - Oh. Hi. - Hi. 1201 01:04:31,532 --> 01:04:34,581 Oh, what a small world. I'm Viola. 1202 01:04:34,668 --> 01:04:35,888 Olivia. 1203 01:04:35,976 --> 01:04:38,372 - Nice to meet you. - You too. 1204 01:04:41,944 --> 01:04:44,079 So... Oh. 1205 01:04:44,166 --> 01:04:45,821 I know it's none of my business, 1206 01:04:45,908 --> 01:04:48,435 but you went out with that Duke Orsino guy, right? 1207 01:04:48,522 --> 01:04:51,876 - Yeah. Once. 1208 01:04:51,964 --> 01:04:54,360 - Did you kiss him? - No, why? 1209 01:04:54,447 --> 01:04:57,888 Oh, no. It's nothing, but... Echh. 1210 01:04:57,976 --> 01:05:00,590 Just try to postpone it as long as possible. 1211 01:05:00,677 --> 01:05:04,467 He has this, uh, salivary gland condition. 1212 01:05:04,554 --> 01:05:08,606 Yeah. He doesn't really like to talk about it, 1213 01:05:08,693 --> 01:05:11,046 but it felt like I was drowning. 1214 01:05:11,133 --> 01:05:13,442 - Really? - Mm. 1215 01:05:13,529 --> 01:05:16,839 - Oh, my God, ew. - I know. It was repulsive. 1216 01:05:16,926 --> 01:05:19,977 But, hey, every happiness to you both. 1217 01:05:20,064 --> 01:05:24,420 Uh... No, um, actually, I don't really like Duke. 1218 01:05:24,507 --> 01:05:29,387 Um, I have this huge thing for his roommate, Sebastian. 1219 01:05:29,474 --> 01:05:33,699 And I was just trying to make Sebastian jealous. 1220 01:05:40,844 --> 01:05:42,761 Oh, boy. 1221 01:05:42,848 --> 01:05:45,593 Yeah, I know it's really wrong to use a person this way, 1222 01:05:45,680 --> 01:05:48,729 and I feel really terrible about it. 1223 01:05:48,816 --> 01:05:50,646 But I really, really like Sebastian. 1224 01:05:50,733 --> 01:05:52,694 He's so handsome. 1225 01:05:52,781 --> 01:05:55,482 He's not the goonish handsome you see in a lot of guys. 1226 01:05:55,569 --> 01:05:59,795 He's a delicate, like, even refined handsome, you know? 1227 01:05:59,882 --> 01:06:05,459 Oh, and when he smiles, I just can't stop looking at him. 1228 01:06:05,546 --> 01:06:08,290 He's just so wonderful. 1229 01:06:08,377 --> 01:06:10,860 You know, Olivia... 1230 01:06:10,947 --> 01:06:12,560 - It's Olivia, right? - Yeah. 1231 01:06:12,647 --> 01:06:16,219 I'm gonna give you just a little advice. 1232 01:06:16,306 --> 01:06:18,005 - OK. - Enough is enough! 1233 01:06:18,093 --> 01:06:22,275 You are weaving a really tangled web. 1234 01:06:22,362 --> 01:06:23,930 Yeah, like really, really tangled. 1235 01:06:24,018 --> 01:06:27,241 And, um, honey... you got to stop! 1236 01:06:27,328 --> 01:06:30,465 OK? So you just gotta tell everybody the truth. 1237 01:06:30,552 --> 01:06:31,902 Be very, very honest. 1238 01:06:31,989 --> 01:06:34,821 Just let the chips fall where they may. 1239 01:06:34,908 --> 01:06:36,912 - You're right. - I know. 1240 01:06:36,999 --> 01:06:39,570 The next time I see Sebastian I'll march right up to him. 1241 01:06:39,657 --> 01:06:41,835 - You march! - And I'll tell him how I feel. 1242 01:06:41,922 --> 01:06:43,143 You tell him. 1243 01:06:43,230 --> 01:06:45,234 Then I'll kiss him so passionately... 1244 01:06:45,321 --> 01:06:48,283 - What? - That even the people he hates will feel pleasure. 1245 01:06:50,853 --> 01:06:52,335 Hello, Viola. 1246 01:06:52,422 --> 01:06:53,946 Oh, this is not good. 1247 01:06:54,033 --> 01:06:57,127 And hello to you, you little homewrecker. 1248 01:06:57,214 --> 01:06:58,652 Uh, who are you? 1249 01:06:58,739 --> 01:07:01,047 I am Sebastian's girlfriend. 1250 01:07:01,135 --> 01:07:02,660 Ex-girlfriend. 1251 01:07:02,747 --> 01:07:04,968 OK, everybody's got to stop saying that. 1252 01:07:05,055 --> 01:07:08,062 Oh, you were the one he dumped in the pizza parlor the other day. 1253 01:07:08,149 --> 01:07:10,850 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. He did not dump me. 1254 01:07:10,937 --> 01:07:13,769 We're just going through a little bit of a rough patch. 1255 01:07:13,856 --> 01:07:17,036 Oh. I heard he dumped you. He dumped you big. 1256 01:07:17,124 --> 01:07:20,870 It was just like a big, huge dumping. 1257 01:07:26,098 --> 01:07:27,971 Ahh! 1258 01:07:28,058 --> 01:07:30,280 Are you crazy?! Are you OK? 1259 01:07:30,367 --> 01:07:32,197 Get out! 1260 01:07:33,852 --> 01:07:37,207 You are messing with the wrong man! 1261 01:07:42,435 --> 01:07:45,920 Get off me! Get off of me! 1262 01:07:46,007 --> 01:07:48,186 Oww! 1263 01:07:48,273 --> 01:07:50,581 Ahhh! 1264 01:07:53,718 --> 01:07:55,113 Oh! 1265 01:07:59,687 --> 01:08:01,778 Whoa! Whoa! 1266 01:08:12,451 --> 01:08:13,889 - Get off of her! - Let go of me! 1267 01:08:13,976 --> 01:08:17,200 Ladies! Ladies, stop! 1268 01:08:17,287 --> 01:08:19,291 Please! 1269 01:08:22,167 --> 01:08:27,089 When debutantes disagree they say it with their eyes. 1270 01:08:28,614 --> 01:08:30,270 Well, Hastings. 1271 01:08:30,357 --> 01:08:34,016 Why is it that I always find you in the middle of a tussle? 1272 01:08:34,103 --> 01:08:37,414 Bad timing? 1273 01:08:37,501 --> 01:08:39,244 I am convinced he's hiding something. 1274 01:08:39,331 --> 01:08:43,426 Oh, nonsense, Malcolm. He may be a little lost and confused, 1275 01:08:43,513 --> 01:08:47,652 but deep down he's an all-American, red-blooded male. 1276 01:08:47,739 --> 01:08:49,917 - Just like yourself. - Mom, I will pick out 1277 01:08:50,004 --> 01:08:52,793 my own dress. And no, I will not wear heels. 1278 01:08:52,880 --> 01:08:55,407 Because heels are a male invention 1279 01:08:55,494 --> 01:08:58,848 designed to make a woman's butt look smaller. 1280 01:08:58,935 --> 01:09:02,028 And to make it harder for them to run away. 1281 01:09:07,213 --> 01:09:11,352 Malcolm, have you ever tried to run away in high heels? 1282 01:09:11,439 --> 01:09:14,488 - No, sir, I wouldn't... - Not that easy. Not that easy. 1283 01:09:21,066 --> 01:09:26,163 ♪ Such a silly game we play, ohh ♪ 1284 01:09:26,251 --> 01:09:28,255 Don't forget your guitar, Mr. Hastings. 1285 01:09:28,342 --> 01:09:33,090 Just do it. Just close your eyes and kiss him. 1286 01:09:38,972 --> 01:09:41,193 Sebastian. 1287 01:09:45,201 --> 01:09:47,685 "Wake up. I've been waiting for you to open your eyes 1288 01:09:47,772 --> 01:09:49,428 so I can tell you that I think I'm ready. 1289 01:09:49,515 --> 01:09:52,260 I'm ready to free-fall into the unknown." 1290 01:09:52,347 --> 01:09:55,309 I'll see you at the game tomorrow. 1291 01:10:00,363 --> 01:10:03,282 I think I'm gonna like this school. 1292 01:10:10,296 --> 01:10:12,300 Monique, it's Sebastian. 1293 01:10:12,387 --> 01:10:14,216 I don't know if Viola told you I'm in London, 1294 01:10:14,304 --> 01:10:16,699 but I'm heading home a day early. 1295 01:10:16,786 --> 01:10:20,316 Listen, I've been thinking. We really need to talk. 1296 01:10:20,403 --> 01:10:23,539 London? 1297 01:10:23,626 --> 01:10:26,589 Ooh! 1298 01:10:26,676 --> 01:10:29,638 Hey, brother. Dinklage was looking for you, man. 1299 01:10:29,725 --> 01:10:34,953 Dude. Hello! 1300 01:10:35,040 --> 01:10:38,046 You know, it's, um, crazy 1301 01:10:38,133 --> 01:10:40,878 how wrong you can be about a person. 1302 01:10:40,965 --> 01:10:44,451 Huh, it's crazy. 1303 01:10:44,538 --> 01:10:46,542 You know, you think that they're one thing, 1304 01:10:46,629 --> 01:10:50,463 and then they turn out to be the exact opposite. 1305 01:10:50,550 --> 01:10:53,338 - What are you talking about? - You're gonna sit there 1306 01:10:53,425 --> 01:10:56,256 and act like you don't know what I'm talking about? 1307 01:10:59,394 --> 01:11:01,179 OK. 1308 01:11:01,266 --> 01:11:04,185 All right. OK. 1309 01:11:06,015 --> 01:11:08,542 I wanted to tell you, Duke, but... 1310 01:11:08,629 --> 01:11:10,677 you have to know... 1311 01:11:10,764 --> 01:11:13,900 I love soccer more than anything else in the world, 1312 01:11:13,987 --> 01:11:15,382 and I had a point to prove. 1313 01:11:15,469 --> 01:11:18,126 What?! So you're telling me that you used me 1314 01:11:18,213 --> 01:11:19,608 to help you with soccer, 1315 01:11:19,695 --> 01:11:21,873 and then you turn around and stab me in the back? 1316 01:11:21,960 --> 01:11:25,402 Wait, what? Now I really don't know what you're talking about. 1317 01:11:25,489 --> 01:11:27,624 Save it, man. I saw you with her. 1318 01:11:27,711 --> 01:11:30,630 - With who?! - Who?! Olivia, that's who! 1319 01:11:30,717 --> 01:11:32,416 You kissed her when you got out the cab! 1320 01:11:32,503 --> 01:11:34,812 - What cab?! - We were supposed to be friends! 1321 01:11:34,899 --> 01:11:37,557 - We are friends! - You don't know the meaning of the word! 1322 01:11:37,644 --> 01:11:40,083 Olivia never liked you, OK?! 1323 01:11:40,170 --> 01:11:42,915 She was just using you to make me jealous. 1324 01:11:43,002 --> 01:11:45,049 But Viola, she's crazy about you. 1325 01:11:45,137 --> 01:11:47,577 She has been since the first moment that you kissed her. 1326 01:11:47,664 --> 01:11:51,192 I bet that's part of your plan. Distract me so you can move in next to Olivia. 1327 01:11:51,279 --> 01:11:55,549 - That is not what happened! - You... you and your sister have a good life! 1328 01:11:59,034 --> 01:12:02,737 "The Hastings twins couldn't be more opposite." 1329 01:12:02,824 --> 01:12:04,915 - Twins? - Sebastian? 1330 01:12:05,002 --> 01:12:07,704 - Sebastian? 1331 01:12:07,791 --> 01:12:09,621 Sebastian, open up! 1332 01:12:09,708 --> 01:12:12,540 It's Monique! You have got a lot of explaining to do, 1333 01:12:12,627 --> 01:12:15,153 followed by a very long night of groveling! 1334 01:12:15,240 --> 01:12:18,856 - He's not here! - Uhh. 1335 01:12:20,469 --> 01:12:21,775 Take his stupid cell phone. 1336 01:12:21,862 --> 01:12:25,347 Justine calls every 10 seconds. 1337 01:12:25,435 --> 01:12:30,402 This isn't Sebastian's phone. 1338 01:12:30,489 --> 01:12:33,408 God! Sebastian! 1339 01:12:33,495 --> 01:12:36,151 - Sebastian! Ew! Ew! - Can I help you? 1340 01:12:36,239 --> 01:12:39,375 - 1341 01:12:39,463 --> 01:12:41,511 - Hello? - Viola. Hey, baby. 1342 01:12:41,598 --> 01:12:44,167 It's Justin. You know, the big game is tomorrow and... 1343 01:12:44,255 --> 01:12:46,521 Viola. 1344 01:12:46,608 --> 01:12:49,134 Allow me to introduce myself. 1345 01:12:49,221 --> 01:12:53,360 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007... 1346 01:12:53,448 --> 01:12:56,932 Nice night... 2008. 1347 01:12:57,019 --> 01:12:59,372 Hey, Eunice. 1348 01:13:01,114 --> 01:13:03,031 Sorry about running out on our date. 1349 01:13:03,118 --> 01:13:07,737 Oh, that's OK. My intensity scares some people. 1350 01:13:07,824 --> 01:13:10,045 Yeah. 1351 01:13:10,132 --> 01:13:12,311 Is something wrong? 1352 01:13:12,398 --> 01:13:15,229 Got thrown out of my room. 1353 01:13:15,317 --> 01:13:19,063 You mean... you need a place to sleep? 1354 01:13:19,150 --> 01:13:23,376 I really do. I mean, the Cornwall game is tomorrow. 1355 01:13:23,464 --> 01:13:26,601 I've never had a roommate before. 1356 01:13:37,666 --> 01:13:41,457 Wow. Vi, you set up all my stuff. 1357 01:13:41,544 --> 01:13:44,287 Thanks. 1358 01:13:52,391 --> 01:13:54,570 - ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 1359 01:13:54,657 --> 01:13:57,401 ♪ See we gotta get it right but we always get it wrong ♪ 1360 01:13:57,489 --> 01:14:00,232 ♪ And it be the same old thing and it be the same old song ♪ 1361 01:14:00,319 --> 01:14:02,847 ♪ Tryin' to fight to survive Tryin' to fight for our lives ♪ 1362 01:14:02,934 --> 01:14:05,548 ♪ See I'm only tryin' to live I don't wanna say goodbye ♪ 1363 01:14:05,635 --> 01:14:07,596 And you're absolutely certain about this? 1364 01:14:07,683 --> 01:14:10,906 Yes, sir, we are. 1365 01:14:10,993 --> 01:14:12,562 Dude, what are you doing?! 1366 01:14:12,649 --> 01:14:14,566 Sebastian, the game's about to start! 1367 01:14:14,653 --> 01:14:17,833 Get out of bed and get over to the soccer field, man! 1368 01:14:19,183 --> 01:14:22,233 The soccer game? 1369 01:14:22,320 --> 01:14:24,499 That's what that girl was talking about. 1370 01:14:26,459 --> 01:14:29,683 Sebastian! You're next. Hurry up. 1371 01:14:29,770 --> 01:14:32,079 Come over here, and I'll do you. 1372 01:14:36,304 --> 01:14:39,093 OK, ladies, listen up. 1373 01:14:39,180 --> 01:14:40,618 Where's Hastings? 1374 01:14:47,196 --> 01:14:48,591 Euni... 1375 01:14:48,678 --> 01:14:50,725 Eunice! Why didn't you wake me?! 1376 01:14:50,812 --> 01:14:53,513 You looked so serene. 1377 01:14:54,733 --> 01:14:57,259 I made breakfast, darling. 1378 01:15:05,842 --> 01:15:08,064 Pardon me. Pardon me. 1379 01:15:14,032 --> 01:15:15,993 What is the big emergency? 1380 01:15:16,080 --> 01:15:18,171 I canceled my squash game for this. 1381 01:15:18,258 --> 01:15:20,785 I don't know. All that Principal Gold said 1382 01:15:20,872 --> 01:15:24,576 was that we were needed at Sebastian's soccer game. 1383 01:15:28,975 --> 01:15:31,981 Hasn't Viola said anything to you the past couple of weeks? 1384 01:15:32,068 --> 01:15:34,333 How should I know? 1385 01:15:34,420 --> 01:15:37,602 She's been living with you. 1386 01:15:38,647 --> 01:15:41,871 Hasn't she? 1387 01:15:41,958 --> 01:15:45,966 - Excuse me. - This is so exciting, guys. 1388 01:16:07,836 --> 01:16:09,840 Welcome, ladies and gentlemen. 1389 01:16:09,927 --> 01:16:12,366 Today, the biggest rivalry in our district is afoot. 1390 01:16:12,453 --> 01:16:14,413 Illyria versus Cornwall. 1391 01:16:14,500 --> 01:16:17,593 It's gonna be something else, and the atmosphere is crazy! 1392 01:16:18,727 --> 01:16:20,425 Afternoon, gentlemen. 1393 01:16:23,518 --> 01:16:25,522 Handshake, please. 1394 01:16:29,880 --> 01:16:32,014 All right, your call. 1395 01:16:33,016 --> 01:16:34,716 Heads. 1396 01:16:36,109 --> 01:16:37,155 Heads it is. 1397 01:16:37,242 --> 01:16:39,159 We'll stay as we are. 1398 01:16:39,246 --> 01:16:41,860 Good game, gentlemen. 1399 01:16:41,947 --> 01:16:44,212 How's your jaw? 1400 01:16:51,400 --> 01:16:53,710 All right, let's get it on! 1401 01:16:53,797 --> 01:16:55,582 Way to go, boys. 1402 01:16:55,670 --> 01:16:57,388 Listen to me. We can do this. Today is the day 1403 01:16:57,412 --> 01:16:59,373 - Cornwall beats Illyria. - Yeah! 1404 01:16:59,460 --> 01:17:01,770 I ain't got much to say to you. 1405 01:17:01,857 --> 01:17:04,950 - Except for, who's gonna bring that blood and pain?! - Black and red! 1406 01:17:05,037 --> 01:17:07,476 - This ain't gonna be no game. This is a war! - Yeah! 1407 01:17:07,563 --> 01:17:09,873 Who's gonna bring that blood and pain?! 1408 01:17:09,960 --> 01:17:13,794 - One, two, three! - Cornwall! 1409 01:17:13,881 --> 01:17:15,492 Whoo! 1410 01:17:18,804 --> 01:17:21,025 All right, boys, here we go! 1411 01:17:27,342 --> 01:17:29,869 ♪ Let me know that I've done wrong ♪ 1412 01:17:29,956 --> 01:17:34,356 Hastings! Pass it off! Pass it off! Hastings! 1413 01:17:34,443 --> 01:17:36,490 What in the hell is going on?! 1414 01:17:36,577 --> 01:17:38,625 Nice move, moron. 1415 01:17:41,719 --> 01:17:43,678 What? 1416 01:17:43,766 --> 01:17:46,119 This can't be happening. 1417 01:17:56,269 --> 01:17:58,796 Sebastian? 1418 01:17:58,884 --> 01:18:04,329 ♪ Don't tell anyone, or you'll be just another regret ♪ 1419 01:18:04,416 --> 01:18:06,463 Get the ball! Get the ball! 1420 01:18:06,550 --> 01:18:08,511 Get up and get back in there! Get the ball! 1421 01:18:08,598 --> 01:18:10,341 Oh, my God, this is my game! 1422 01:18:10,428 --> 01:18:12,562 What the hell am I doing here? This isn't fun. 1423 01:18:12,649 --> 01:18:14,305 Christ! You look like Bambi on ice, boy! 1424 01:18:14,392 --> 01:18:16,266 Sebastian! 1425 01:18:17,616 --> 01:18:18,705 Sebastian! 1426 01:18:21,755 --> 01:18:24,673 - Can I get a timeout, please? 1427 01:18:24,761 --> 01:18:27,854 A pause? One brief halftime? 1428 01:18:27,942 --> 01:18:30,468 - Stopping the clock. - That's it. Stop the clock. 1429 01:18:30,555 --> 01:18:32,211 - What the...? 1430 01:18:32,298 --> 01:18:34,345 I don't know the technical lingo. 1431 01:18:34,432 --> 01:18:37,177 Armadillos. Fighting Armadillos, please. 1432 01:18:37,264 --> 01:18:39,094 I need... Gather around. 1433 01:18:39,181 --> 01:18:41,403 I played soccer once as a young man. Or was it chess? 1434 01:18:41,490 --> 01:18:43,711 Is there a problem, principal? 1435 01:18:43,799 --> 01:18:45,585 Yes. Unfortunately there is. 1436 01:18:45,672 --> 01:18:47,110 But I think it's only right 1437 01:18:47,197 --> 01:18:50,682 that Sebastian Hastings tell you himself. 1438 01:18:50,770 --> 01:18:54,342 Sebastian? Son? Or... 1439 01:18:54,429 --> 01:18:56,782 Do you have anything you'd like to say? 1440 01:18:56,869 --> 01:18:59,613 Ahhh... 1441 01:18:59,700 --> 01:19:02,924 I'm sorry I'm not a very good soccer player. 1442 01:19:03,012 --> 01:19:06,235 I see. 1443 01:19:06,322 --> 01:19:10,374 Well then, please know that what I say... 1444 01:19:10,461 --> 01:19:13,075 I say with a heavy heart. 1445 01:19:17,214 --> 01:19:19,783 Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed alumni, 1446 01:19:19,871 --> 01:19:22,180 friends and family of Sebastian Hastings, 1447 01:19:22,267 --> 01:19:24,315 I am grievously sad... 1448 01:19:24,402 --> 01:19:28,149 - Uh-oh. - To inform you that Sebastian Hastings 1449 01:19:28,236 --> 01:19:31,808 - is... a girl. 1450 01:19:31,895 --> 01:19:34,988 I'm sorry, it's for your own good. You'll thank me for it someday. 1451 01:19:35,076 --> 01:19:36,252 Oh, OK. Certainly. Yes. 1452 01:19:36,339 --> 01:19:40,347 Excuse me. I'm not a girl. 1453 01:19:40,434 --> 01:19:41,828 Hello! Yes. 1454 01:19:41,915 --> 01:19:43,788 In fact, yes, he is. He's a big girl. 1455 01:19:43,876 --> 01:19:46,620 He's actually specifically his own sister, Viola, 1456 01:19:46,707 --> 01:19:48,537 who's been impersonating him 1457 01:19:48,624 --> 01:19:50,933 for reasons which will become very clear 1458 01:19:51,020 --> 01:19:52,762 after extensive psychoanalysis. 1459 01:19:52,850 --> 01:19:55,507 Folks. 1460 01:19:55,594 --> 01:19:58,470 I'm a boy. I promise. 1461 01:19:58,557 --> 01:20:02,304 - Prove it. - OK. 1462 01:20:02,391 --> 01:20:04,743 - Oh! 1463 01:20:04,830 --> 01:20:05,963 God! I saw it. 1464 01:20:06,050 --> 01:20:08,229 Nice work, Paul. Wow. 1465 01:20:08,316 --> 01:20:10,363 That's my boy. 1466 01:20:10,450 --> 01:20:11,845 Kevin, close your eyes. 1467 01:20:11,932 --> 01:20:14,371 Soccer is the world's favorite sport. 1468 01:20:14,458 --> 01:20:16,201 Thank you. Thank you. 1469 01:20:16,288 --> 01:20:18,859 Nothing to see here. No offense. 1470 01:20:18,946 --> 01:20:21,865 Folks, please, hang on for one second. 1471 01:20:21,952 --> 01:20:25,263 Just talk amongst yourselves for a second. 1472 01:20:25,350 --> 01:20:27,832 - Malcolm! 1473 01:20:27,920 --> 01:20:33,583 Can you shed some light on the current situation? 1474 01:20:33,670 --> 01:20:37,156 Not any more than has already been shed, sir. 1475 01:20:37,243 --> 01:20:39,988 OK, lads, listen up now. 1476 01:20:40,075 --> 01:20:43,255 Now that we've established this boy... 1477 01:20:43,342 --> 01:20:45,390 is a boy... 1478 01:20:45,477 --> 01:20:47,394 is it possible we can get back to our game? 1479 01:20:49,702 --> 01:20:53,406 Yes. Oh! Um, enjoy. That was a skit we... 1480 01:20:53,493 --> 01:20:54,931 OK. Yes. 1481 01:20:55,018 --> 01:20:56,760 Let's get to it, guys. Come on. 1482 01:20:56,847 --> 01:20:59,505 - I know, let's play. - Waste of time. 1483 01:20:59,592 --> 01:21:04,515 Baby. Baby, baby, baby. I have missed you so much. 1484 01:21:04,602 --> 01:21:06,432 Oh, my God, we are both so dead. 1485 01:21:06,519 --> 01:21:10,919 We're over, Monique. Done. 1486 01:21:11,833 --> 01:21:15,188 God! Not again! 1487 01:21:15,973 --> 01:21:17,845 Yah! 1488 01:21:20,068 --> 01:21:22,290 Good work, Hastings. 1489 01:21:22,377 --> 01:21:24,163 Bench. 1490 01:21:37,363 --> 01:21:38,713 - Good one! 1491 01:21:41,458 --> 01:21:43,157 Halftime, gentlemen. 1492 01:22:03,807 --> 01:22:05,463 Sebastian! 1493 01:22:05,550 --> 01:22:07,249 - Vi? - Yes. 1494 01:22:07,336 --> 01:22:08,817 Why do you look like me?! 1495 01:22:08,904 --> 01:22:10,996 I pretended to be you the last two weeks 1496 01:22:11,083 --> 01:22:13,696 so I could prove I could play in the boys soccer team. 1497 01:22:13,783 --> 01:22:16,093 - Yes. - OK. OK, cool. 1498 01:22:16,180 --> 01:22:19,795 - No, wait! What?! - I don't have time to explain! Why are you wearing my uniform? 1499 01:22:19,882 --> 01:22:24,501 - I came to find the amazing girl that kissed me last night. - Who kissed you? What girl? 1500 01:22:24,588 --> 01:22:26,592 Check it out. That one. 1501 01:22:26,679 --> 01:22:28,465 Olivia? 1502 01:22:28,552 --> 01:22:31,645 She was all over me. She kissed me and then recited my own lyrics. 1503 01:22:31,732 --> 01:22:34,129 Vi, this may be the girl of my dreams. 1504 01:22:34,216 --> 01:22:36,307 That's the kiss that Duke saw. 1505 01:22:36,394 --> 01:22:37,396 Wait, are those real? 1506 01:22:37,483 --> 01:22:39,008 Yeah. I'm growing sideburns now. 1507 01:22:39,095 --> 01:22:41,317 No! Please stay hidden until the end of the game. 1508 01:22:41,404 --> 01:22:44,323 And give me my uniform back right now! 1509 01:22:50,988 --> 01:22:53,559 We start the second half. 1510 01:22:53,646 --> 01:22:55,345 Illyria, zero, Cornwall, zero. 1511 01:22:55,432 --> 01:22:57,436 Nothing but a couple of goose eggs. 1512 01:22:57,523 --> 01:22:59,353 Coach, I'm ready to play. 1513 01:22:59,440 --> 01:23:01,183 Is that what you call it? 1514 01:23:01,270 --> 01:23:03,883 I've seen little girls in tutus kick the ball better. 1515 01:23:03,970 --> 01:23:05,757 I've changed. 1516 01:23:05,844 --> 01:23:08,458 Come on, coach, give me one more chance. 1517 01:23:08,545 --> 01:23:10,157 All right. Go. 1518 01:23:10,244 --> 01:23:11,725 Kick. Kill! 1519 01:23:25,057 --> 01:23:29,369 - Yeah! Now That's Viola! - Oww! 1520 01:23:32,550 --> 01:23:34,945 ♪ Oh, oh, oh Invincible ♪ 1521 01:23:35,032 --> 01:23:37,255 ♪ Invincible ♪ 1522 01:23:37,342 --> 01:23:38,779 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 1523 01:23:38,866 --> 01:23:42,395 ♪ Invincible ♪ 1524 01:23:42,482 --> 01:23:44,530 You couldn't score on me in the first half. 1525 01:23:44,617 --> 01:23:48,059 You ain't going to score on me this half, baby! I'm ninja! Ninja goalie! 1526 01:23:48,146 --> 01:23:52,241 ♪ Oh, invincible Invincible, oh ♪ 1527 01:23:52,328 --> 01:23:54,419 ♪ Invincible You're invincible ♪ 1528 01:23:54,506 --> 01:23:59,429 ♪ Na, na, na-na-na-na Na, na, na-na-na-na ♪ 1529 01:23:59,516 --> 01:24:01,172 Come on, guys! 1530 01:24:01,259 --> 01:24:04,396 ♪ Na, na, na-na-na-na Na, na, na-na-na-na ♪ 1531 01:24:04,483 --> 01:24:05,703 ♪ Invincible ♪ 1532 01:24:05,790 --> 01:24:07,445 ♪ That crushing, crashing ♪ 1533 01:24:07,532 --> 01:24:10,321 ♪ Atom-smashing white-hot thing ♪ 1534 01:24:10,408 --> 01:24:13,414 ♪ Invincible ♪ 1535 01:24:17,857 --> 01:24:21,037 ♪ You're invincible Invincible ♪ 1536 01:24:23,652 --> 01:24:28,705 ♪ Na, na, na-na-na-na Na, na, na-na-na-na ♪ 1537 01:24:28,792 --> 01:24:30,143 ♪ Invincible ♪ 1538 01:24:30,230 --> 01:24:31,885 ♪ That crushing, crashing ♪ 1539 01:24:31,972 --> 01:24:33,846 ♪ Atom-smashing white-hot thing ♪ 1540 01:24:33,933 --> 01:24:35,022 ♪ Invincible ♪ 1541 01:24:35,110 --> 01:24:36,155 ♪ Invincible ♪ 1542 01:24:40,424 --> 01:24:43,474 Duke! Duke! I'm open! 1543 01:24:43,561 --> 01:24:47,438 Give me the ball! Duke! Hey, over here! 1544 01:24:47,525 --> 01:24:50,488 I'm open! 1545 01:24:50,575 --> 01:24:54,583 Duke! Get back! Get back! 1546 01:24:58,330 --> 01:25:00,334 - No! 1547 01:25:00,421 --> 01:25:03,209 - Yes, Dan-O, way to go, baby! 1548 01:25:03,296 --> 01:25:05,823 Whoo! 1549 01:25:08,263 --> 01:25:10,484 And Cornwall's right back in it with a goal. 1550 01:25:11,835 --> 01:25:14,754 Whoo-hoo! 1551 01:25:19,633 --> 01:25:21,550 What's the matter?! Sebastian was open! 1552 01:25:21,637 --> 01:25:23,380 Rather lose the goal than let him score?! 1553 01:25:23,467 --> 01:25:24,686 Shut up, man. 1554 01:25:24,774 --> 01:25:26,908 Duke, I know you're mad at me. 1555 01:25:26,995 --> 01:25:28,999 - Don't talk to me. - I didn't do what you... 1556 01:25:29,086 --> 01:25:31,831 - Get out of my face! - Nothing is going on with me and Olivia! 1557 01:25:31,918 --> 01:25:34,271 When the game is over I'll explain! 1558 01:25:34,358 --> 01:25:37,625 But for right now, you don't have to like me, but I'm your teammate, OK?! 1559 01:25:37,712 --> 01:25:40,065 And I want to beat these guys! I have to beat these guys! 1560 01:25:40,152 --> 01:25:43,855 If we're not disturbing you, we have a soccer game we'd like to finish. 1561 01:25:43,942 --> 01:25:45,598 Get back in the net, man. 1562 01:25:45,685 --> 01:25:47,907 Or what? You'll hit my fist with your face again? 1563 01:25:47,994 --> 01:25:50,041 Do you want to see me do it? Come on, let's go! 1564 01:25:50,128 --> 01:25:51,392 Duke, come on. Stop it. 1565 01:25:51,479 --> 01:25:53,396 - Come on! - Duke, stop it. 1566 01:25:55,618 --> 01:25:58,842 Sebastian! 1567 01:25:58,929 --> 01:26:01,195 Duke! Stop it! 1568 01:26:01,282 --> 01:26:03,721 Come on! 1569 01:26:03,808 --> 01:26:05,333 - Ah! - OK! 1570 01:26:05,420 --> 01:26:07,772 Stop it! Oh, my God! 1571 01:26:07,860 --> 01:26:10,953 If you want to roughhouse, please take it at least 500 yards 1572 01:26:11,040 --> 01:26:13,915 - away from the stadium grounds. - Break it up! Break it up! 1573 01:26:14,002 --> 01:26:17,052 OK, tough guys. 1574 01:26:17,139 --> 01:26:20,929 You want to box? You get out of my stadium. 1575 01:26:21,016 --> 01:26:23,107 Otherwise, get on with the game. All right? 1576 01:26:23,194 --> 01:26:25,373 Come on, now, Armadillos of Illyria. 1577 01:26:25,460 --> 01:26:27,202 That goes for the rest of you! 1578 01:26:27,290 --> 01:26:30,601 Now get on and play some real football! 1579 01:26:30,688 --> 01:26:33,694 - Like a bunch of girls. - OK. 1580 01:26:33,781 --> 01:26:38,137 The rest of you, let's play some real football like a bunch of girls. 1581 01:26:38,224 --> 01:26:40,969 - All right? - You suck! 1582 01:26:41,056 --> 01:26:44,716 It's not football, it's soccer. That's what we call it in the States. 1583 01:26:44,803 --> 01:26:46,894 - Sebastian! Are you OK? - Uh-oh. 1584 01:26:46,981 --> 01:26:48,724 No, Olivia, Not now. 1585 01:26:48,811 --> 01:26:50,946 Try to tell me again there's nothing going on. 1586 01:26:51,033 --> 01:26:52,688 There is nothing going on! 1587 01:26:52,775 --> 01:26:54,475 What about last night? 1588 01:26:54,562 --> 01:26:56,914 I didn't lie to you, Duke. 1589 01:26:57,001 --> 01:27:00,400 I did, but not about this. 1590 01:27:00,487 --> 01:27:03,187 Here's the truth. 1591 01:27:03,275 --> 01:27:04,538 I love you. 1592 01:27:04,625 --> 01:27:07,152 - Huh? - I beg your pardon? 1593 01:27:07,239 --> 01:27:10,724 What? All right... What're you...? That's just a little weird. 1594 01:27:10,811 --> 01:27:14,122 OK, you know what? I can't do this anymore. 1595 01:27:14,209 --> 01:27:17,651 Everybody, I have something to tell you. 1596 01:27:17,738 --> 01:27:20,570 I'm not Sebastian. 1597 01:27:20,657 --> 01:27:22,008 I'm Viola. 1598 01:27:22,095 --> 01:27:23,750 Wait. You're not Viola. 1599 01:27:23,837 --> 01:27:26,626 - Yes, I am. - No, I know Viola. 1600 01:27:26,713 --> 01:27:29,065 - I... I kissed Viola. - You kissed me. 1601 01:27:29,152 --> 01:27:33,292 What are you talking about? I didn't kiss you. 1602 01:27:33,379 --> 01:27:37,343 The girls' team at Cornwall got cut. 1603 01:27:37,430 --> 01:27:40,610 The guys wouldn't let me go out for their team. 1604 01:27:40,697 --> 01:27:44,139 So I've been pretending to be my brother 1605 01:27:44,226 --> 01:27:48,409 while he was in London for the past two weeks... Ow. 1606 01:27:48,496 --> 01:27:52,895 So I could make the team and beat Cornwall. Ow. 1607 01:27:54,682 --> 01:27:58,036 Whoa! 1608 01:27:58,123 --> 01:28:00,607 But my brother came home early. 1609 01:28:00,694 --> 01:28:05,617 And that's who you saw kissing Olivia and that's who played the first half. 1610 01:28:05,704 --> 01:28:08,274 Just because you wear a wig doesn't prove you're a girl. 1611 01:28:08,362 --> 01:28:12,587 - OK, then. 1612 01:28:12,674 --> 01:28:14,809 Merciful Jesus. 1613 01:28:14,896 --> 01:28:16,508 - Yeah! Whoo-hoo! 1614 01:28:16,595 --> 01:28:18,599 - Viola?! - Is it just me 1615 01:28:18,686 --> 01:28:21,126 or does this soccer game have more nudity than most? 1616 01:28:21,213 --> 01:28:23,217 All right, so everybody understand? 1617 01:28:23,304 --> 01:28:25,352 - Yeah. I get it. - OK. 1618 01:28:25,439 --> 01:28:28,489 Wait a minute. If I kissed your brother, where is he? 1619 01:28:28,576 --> 01:28:31,973 Probably halfway to China. He showed his willis and doodleberries... 1620 01:28:32,060 --> 01:28:33,803 - Present. - Oh. Hi. 1621 01:28:33,890 --> 01:28:35,938 What the...? 1622 01:28:36,025 --> 01:28:38,247 OK, this is freaking me out. 1623 01:28:40,426 --> 01:28:44,346 Ladies and gentlemen, I hate to say "I told you so," but I just... Ow. 1624 01:28:44,434 --> 01:28:48,442 See, Duke? I didn't betray you. 1625 01:28:48,529 --> 01:28:49,748 I'm sorry. 1626 01:28:49,835 --> 01:28:52,231 This isn't how I wanted it to happen, 1627 01:28:52,318 --> 01:28:54,802 and I didn't want to hurt you. 1628 01:28:54,889 --> 01:28:58,375 But I just wanted to prove that I was good enough. 1629 01:28:58,462 --> 01:29:00,770 All I'm asking for is a chance. 1630 01:29:04,604 --> 01:29:06,826 Duke? 1631 01:29:12,053 --> 01:29:15,059 It's just like what coach says before every game: 1632 01:29:16,628 --> 01:29:20,419 "Be not afraid of greatness. 1633 01:29:20,506 --> 01:29:23,903 Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. 1634 01:29:23,990 --> 01:29:29,087 And some have greatness thrust upon them." 1635 01:29:29,174 --> 01:29:33,095 I think the best chance for us to be great here today is to have you play. 1636 01:29:33,182 --> 01:29:35,666 - Yeah! - All right! 1637 01:29:35,753 --> 01:29:39,544 - Yeah! Yeah! No! 1638 01:29:39,631 --> 01:29:40,981 No playing! 1639 01:29:41,068 --> 01:29:42,985 You have to forfeit. 1640 01:29:43,072 --> 01:29:45,686 There's no girls in this league. Here. Look in the manual. 1641 01:29:47,821 --> 01:29:49,040 What manual? 1642 01:29:49,127 --> 01:29:52,177 Listen, pal. You're in Illyria. 1643 01:29:52,264 --> 01:29:57,013 We don't discriminate based on gender. 1644 01:29:57,100 --> 01:29:59,104 All right. 1645 01:29:59,191 --> 01:30:01,282 That's gonna bruise. 1646 01:30:01,369 --> 01:30:04,811 Fine. You really think you can beat us 1647 01:30:04,898 --> 01:30:06,815 - with a girl on your team? 1648 01:30:06,902 --> 01:30:09,211 This should be fun. 1649 01:30:09,298 --> 01:30:10,780 Go. 1650 01:30:10,867 --> 01:30:13,612 I get to say the last word, not you. Go. 1651 01:30:15,920 --> 01:30:17,401 OK, team... 1652 01:30:17,489 --> 01:30:21,017 - let's go kick! Kill! - Yeah! 1653 01:30:21,104 --> 01:30:22,891 Come on! Come on! 1654 01:30:22,978 --> 01:30:25,636 Well, folks, this is a real nail-biter. 1655 01:30:25,723 --> 01:30:29,164 It's a tie score at the bottom of the second half. 1656 01:30:59,573 --> 01:31:01,882 Come on, come on! Open up! 1657 01:31:16,476 --> 01:31:18,829 - What? 1658 01:31:18,916 --> 01:31:23,054 Foul? That's not a foul! He got all ball! 1659 01:31:28,849 --> 01:31:31,375 And the penalty kick will decide the game. 1660 01:31:39,871 --> 01:31:41,526 Where you gonna kick it? Right here? 1661 01:31:41,614 --> 01:31:43,486 I know you're gonna kick it there. 1662 01:31:43,574 --> 01:31:45,752 Am I in your head? Am I in your head? 1663 01:31:45,839 --> 01:31:49,106 You see the goal? It's getting smaller and I'm getting bigger. 1664 01:31:49,193 --> 01:31:50,675 Come on. 1665 01:31:50,762 --> 01:31:52,286 I love you. 1666 01:31:52,373 --> 01:31:54,988 Concentrate. Don't kick like a girl. 1667 01:31:55,075 --> 01:31:57,602 Guys are better. It's not gonna happen. 1668 01:31:57,689 --> 01:32:00,259 You're a loser! This is my house! 1669 01:32:00,346 --> 01:32:02,350 You're pathetic! I'm in your head. 1670 01:32:15,682 --> 01:32:19,384 - Yeah! 1671 01:32:19,471 --> 01:32:23,872 - That's my girl! - Mine too! 1672 01:32:33,935 --> 01:32:36,941 It's not fair! It's not fair! 1673 01:32:37,028 --> 01:32:38,641 That was a lucky shot! 1674 01:32:38,728 --> 01:32:41,254 I never wanna see you again! 1675 01:32:41,341 --> 01:32:44,914 You suck! 1676 01:32:50,011 --> 01:32:52,756 - You did it, Vi! - You were so awesome! 1677 01:32:52,843 --> 01:32:55,586 - I am so proud of you. - It's over. 1678 01:32:55,675 --> 01:32:58,027 You just scored the game-winning goal. Say something. 1679 01:32:58,114 --> 01:33:00,859 Mom? Dad? 1680 01:33:03,037 --> 01:33:05,563 - That was really something. - Thanks, Dad. 1681 01:33:05,651 --> 01:33:07,829 You did all this to play soccer? 1682 01:33:07,916 --> 01:33:09,310 I told you, it's important to me. 1683 01:33:09,397 --> 01:33:12,970 If Viola was here pretending to be you, 1684 01:33:13,057 --> 01:33:15,191 - where were you? - Oh, he was, um... 1685 01:33:15,278 --> 01:33:17,195 I was in London playing my music. 1686 01:33:17,282 --> 01:33:19,330 - London? - It was important to me. 1687 01:33:22,859 --> 01:33:25,211 Mom, Dad... Hey! 1688 01:33:25,298 --> 01:33:29,437 Why don't we go to dinner? As a family? 1689 01:33:29,524 --> 01:33:32,617 - Maybe tomorrow? - I suppose I could fit that in. 1690 01:33:32,705 --> 01:33:35,101 Would you like to have my cell phone number? 1691 01:33:35,188 --> 01:33:37,496 - Let me give you my email. - All right. 1692 01:33:37,583 --> 01:33:38,891 Yay! 1693 01:33:38,978 --> 01:33:40,939 - Good job. - Thank you. 1694 01:33:41,026 --> 01:33:44,075 Oh, wait! There is somebody I want you to officially meet. 1695 01:33:44,162 --> 01:33:49,695 Sebastian Hastings, Olivia Lennox. 1696 01:33:49,783 --> 01:33:52,135 - It's very nice to meet you. - You too. 1697 01:33:52,222 --> 01:33:55,795 So, uh, I heard you like my lyrics. 1698 01:33:57,929 --> 01:34:01,894 - Eunice? - Toby? 1699 01:34:04,637 --> 01:34:07,208 I have something to say. 1700 01:34:07,295 --> 01:34:09,866 I think you are... 1701 01:34:09,953 --> 01:34:12,698 amazing. 1702 01:34:13,743 --> 01:34:16,183 And I'm not ashamed of it. 1703 01:34:19,493 --> 01:34:21,803 I know tricks. 1704 01:34:21,890 --> 01:34:24,068 Oh, Eunice. 1705 01:34:39,446 --> 01:34:43,803 ♪ When you came to me ♪ 1706 01:34:43,891 --> 01:34:48,377 ♪ With your bad dreams and your fears ♪ 1707 01:34:48,464 --> 01:34:51,035 ♪ It was easy to see ♪ 1708 01:34:51,122 --> 01:34:57,265 ♪ That you'd been crying ♪ 1709 01:34:57,352 --> 01:34:59,312 ♪ Seems like everywhere you turn ♪ 1710 01:34:59,399 --> 01:35:02,101 Hey, roomie. 1711 01:35:02,188 --> 01:35:04,496 This is for you. 1712 01:35:04,583 --> 01:35:10,552 ♪ But who really profits from the dying ♪ 1713 01:35:14,038 --> 01:35:19,744 ♪ I could hold you in my arms ♪ 1714 01:35:22,663 --> 01:35:26,889 ♪ I could hold you forever ♪ 1715 01:35:26,977 --> 01:35:29,852 "The Stratford Junior League invites you 1716 01:35:29,939 --> 01:35:34,252 to the 38th Annual Debutante Ball." 1717 01:35:36,256 --> 01:35:39,959 - He still could show, you know. - You didn't see his face. 1718 01:35:40,046 --> 01:35:42,311 I found the perfect dress. 1719 01:35:42,398 --> 01:35:44,228 Aw, thanks, Mom, 1720 01:35:44,315 --> 01:35:46,355 but I don't think I'm gonna get a chance to wear it. 1721 01:35:46,406 --> 01:35:48,019 Nonsense. 1722 01:35:48,106 --> 01:35:52,592 You don't need a man to wear a beautiful dress. 1723 01:35:52,679 --> 01:35:54,683 But it doesn't hurt. 1724 01:35:54,770 --> 01:35:56,644 Viola Hastings, 1725 01:35:56,731 --> 01:35:59,302 it would be my honor to escort you tonight. 1726 01:35:59,389 --> 01:36:01,349 Thanks, Paul. That's really sweet. 1727 01:36:01,436 --> 01:36:03,788 Caterpillars! Caterpillars! My precious caterpillars. 1728 01:36:03,876 --> 01:36:07,144 In 20 minutes you'll all be beautiful butterflies. 1729 01:36:07,231 --> 01:36:10,411 Caterpillars! Butterflies! 1730 01:36:10,498 --> 01:36:14,375 You look beautiful. I just... I gotta get some air. 1731 01:36:46,222 --> 01:36:49,925 I didn't think you'd show up. 1732 01:36:50,012 --> 01:36:53,758 It really means a lot to me that you're here. 1733 01:36:54,673 --> 01:36:55,980 Say something. 1734 01:36:56,067 --> 01:36:59,117 I gotta turn the sprinklers on. 1735 01:37:00,250 --> 01:37:02,341 Sorry. 1736 01:37:10,183 --> 01:37:11,794 Hi. 1737 01:37:11,882 --> 01:37:13,232 Hi. 1738 01:37:13,319 --> 01:37:16,543 So, what brings you here? 1739 01:37:17,632 --> 01:37:20,594 Well, a few days ago, 1740 01:37:20,681 --> 01:37:24,863 I kissed this girl at a kissing booth. 1741 01:37:24,951 --> 01:37:30,701 And now I just can't seem to stop thinking about it. 1742 01:37:30,788 --> 01:37:32,618 Neither can she. 1743 01:37:32,705 --> 01:37:35,145 Plus, 1744 01:37:35,233 --> 01:37:37,149 I miss my roommate. 1745 01:37:37,237 --> 01:37:40,591 I really liked him. 1746 01:37:40,678 --> 01:37:43,118 Well... 1747 01:37:43,205 --> 01:37:46,080 he's right in here. 1748 01:37:46,167 --> 01:37:51,569 Listen, I know I should've told you who I was but... 1749 01:37:51,656 --> 01:37:53,094 I was afraid. 1750 01:37:55,185 --> 01:37:58,496 - Sorry. - Well, 1751 01:37:58,583 --> 01:38:01,067 you know, maybe if I'd have known you were a girl, 1752 01:38:01,154 --> 01:38:03,506 we wouldn't have talked like we did 1753 01:38:03,593 --> 01:38:06,817 and got to know each other the same way. 1754 01:38:06,904 --> 01:38:10,868 And that would have been a shame. 1755 01:38:10,956 --> 01:38:13,483 Just so you know, 1756 01:38:13,570 --> 01:38:18,014 everything you told me when I was a guy just... 1757 01:38:18,101 --> 01:38:22,022 made me like you so much more as a girl. 1758 01:38:22,109 --> 01:38:24,941 OK, but just from here on in, 1759 01:38:25,028 --> 01:38:28,034 everything would just be a lot easier 1760 01:38:28,121 --> 01:38:31,562 - if you stayed a girl. 1761 01:38:31,649 --> 01:38:33,784 I promise. 1762 01:38:33,871 --> 01:38:39,143 Monique Valentine, escorted by Justin Drayton. 1763 01:38:48,161 --> 01:38:49,772 Justin, you're the man! 1764 01:38:56,569 --> 01:39:01,100 Olivia Lennox, escorted by Sebastian Hastings. 1765 01:39:07,721 --> 01:39:13,907 Viola Hastings, escorted by Paul Antonio. 1766 01:39:18,787 --> 01:39:21,009 Viola Hastings. 1767 01:39:23,274 --> 01:39:26,411 This is typical. Well, where is she? 1768 01:40:03,833 --> 01:40:06,317 Whoo! 1769 01:40:16,816 --> 01:40:22,654 ♪ Go ahead as you waste your days with thinking ♪ 1770 01:40:22,741 --> 01:40:25,921 ♪ When you fall everyone stands ♪ 1771 01:40:26,008 --> 01:40:31,323 ♪ Another day, and you've had your fill of sinking ♪ 1772 01:40:31,410 --> 01:40:34,416 ♪ With the life held in your... ♪ 1773 01:40:34,503 --> 01:40:38,076 ♪ Hands are shaking cold ♪ 1774 01:40:38,163 --> 01:40:42,345 ♪ These hands are meant to hold ♪ 1775 01:40:42,432 --> 01:40:44,044 ♪ Speak to me ♪ 1776 01:40:44,132 --> 01:40:46,789 ♪ When all you got to keep is strong ♪ 1777 01:40:46,876 --> 01:40:52,714 ♪ Move along, move along like I know ya do ♪ 1778 01:40:52,801 --> 01:40:55,545 ♪ And even when your hope is gone ♪ 1779 01:40:55,633 --> 01:41:00,120 ♪ Move along, move along just to make it through ♪ 1780 01:41:00,207 --> 01:41:02,821 ♪ Move along ♪ 1781 01:41:04,215 --> 01:41:09,573 ♪ Move along ♪ 1782 01:41:09,661 --> 01:41:15,107 ♪ So a day when you've lost yourself completely ♪ 1783 01:41:15,194 --> 01:41:18,591 ♪ Could be a night when your life ends ♪ 1784 01:41:18,679 --> 01:41:23,776 ♪ Such a heart that will lead you to deceiving ♪ 1785 01:41:23,863 --> 01:41:26,912 ♪ All the pain held in your... ♪ 1786 01:41:26,999 --> 01:41:30,703 ♪ Hands are shaking cold ♪ 1787 01:41:30,790 --> 01:41:34,406 ♪ Your hands are mine to hold ♪ 1788 01:41:34,493 --> 01:41:39,329 ♪ Speak to me, when all you got to keep is strong ♪ 1789 01:41:39,416 --> 01:41:44,992 ♪ Move along, move along like I know you do ♪ 1790 01:41:45,079 --> 01:41:48,085 ♪ And even when your hope is gone ♪ 1791 01:41:48,173 --> 01:41:52,572 ♪ Move along, move along just to make it through ♪ 1792 01:41:52,659 --> 01:41:57,365 ♪ Move along Go on, go on, go on, go on ♪ 1793 01:41:57,452 --> 01:42:00,545 ♪ When everything is wrong ♪ 1794 01:42:00,632 --> 01:42:02,157 ♪ We move along ♪ 1795 01:42:02,244 --> 01:42:06,121 ♪ Go on, go on, go on, go on ♪ 1796 01:42:06,209 --> 01:42:09,040 ♪ When everything is wrong ♪ 1797 01:42:09,127 --> 01:42:12,874 ♪ We move along ♪ 1798 01:42:12,961 --> 01:42:14,529 ♪ Along ♪ 1799 01:42:14,616 --> 01:42:16,838 ♪ Along ♪ 1800 01:42:16,925 --> 01:42:18,886 ♪ Along ♪ 1801 01:42:18,973 --> 01:42:21,195 ♪ Along ♪ 1802 01:42:21,282 --> 01:42:23,243 ♪ Along ♪ 1803 01:42:23,330 --> 01:42:28,993 ♪ Along ♪ 1804 01:42:29,080 --> 01:42:31,737 ♪ When all you got to keep is strong ♪ 1805 01:42:31,825 --> 01:42:37,619 ♪ Move along, move along like I know you do ♪ 1806 01:42:37,706 --> 01:42:40,451 ♪ And even when your hope is gone ♪ 1807 01:42:40,538 --> 01:42:46,376 ♪ Move along, move along just to make it through ♪ 1808 01:42:46,463 --> 01:42:49,295 ♪ When all you got to keep is strong ♪ 1809 01:42:49,382 --> 01:42:55,045 ♪ Move along, move along like I know you do ♪ 1810 01:42:55,132 --> 01:42:57,964 ♪ And even when your hope is gone ♪ 1811 01:42:58,051 --> 01:43:01,972 ♪ Move along, move along just to make it through ♪ 1812 01:43:02,059 --> 01:43:03,932 ♪ Just to make it through ♪ 1813 01:43:04,019 --> 01:43:06,764 ♪ When all you got to keep is strong ♪ 1814 01:43:06,851 --> 01:43:10,859 ♪ Move along, move along like I know you do ♪ 1815 01:43:10,946 --> 01:43:12,602 ♪ I know you do ♪ 1816 01:43:12,689 --> 01:43:15,564 ♪ And even when your hope is gone ♪ 1817 01:43:15,651 --> 01:43:20,444 ♪ Move along, move along just to make it through ♪ 1818 01:43:20,531 --> 01:43:21,707 ♪ Move along ♪ 1819 01:43:21,794 --> 01:43:25,323 ♪ Go on, go on, go on, go on ♪ 1820 01:43:25,410 --> 01:43:28,416 ♪ Right back what is wrong ♪ 1821 01:43:28,503 --> 01:43:30,115 ♪ We move along ♪ 1822 01:43:30,202 --> 01:43:34,166 ♪ Go on, go on, go on, go on ♪ 1823 01:43:34,254 --> 01:43:36,911 ♪ Right back what is wrong ♪ 1824 01:43:36,998 --> 01:43:39,046 ♪ We move along ♪ 1825 01:43:39,133 --> 01:43:42,879 ♪ Go on, go on, go on, go on ♪ 1826 01:43:42,967 --> 01:43:45,842 ♪ Right back what is wrong ♪ 1827 01:43:45,929 --> 01:43:48,369 ♪ We move along ♪ 1828 01:43:48,456 --> 01:43:51,636 ♪ Go on, go on, go on, go on ♪ 132877