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hey guys so

today I'm just gonna be playing a little bit of a game

um

if any of you my very brief Twitch streams for a while

you'll know that I love geoguessr um

so I'm gonna play geoguessr today but with a twist

every time I get an answer wrong

I have to take a piece of clothing off

so I'm wearing 5

5 items of clothing and I'm gonna play five games um

and I haven't played in a while

so you guys might get lucky um

but we'll see

so let's get into it

so usually I play the competitive version

but today I'm just gonna be playing the bog standard

classic version

so let's get into it

so this definitely looks strange

I feel like it's probably America

from first impressions it just looks like America um

obviously the street names in here look American

and they have drive I think that says Dr

which I mean I assume stands for drive

I think I saw a little poster back here

no I haven't really been to the US

so I'm not entirely sure um

is it remix I'm not sure

but I definitely think it is the USA

but I'm not too sure where

I don't wanna spend too long on each game

cause I don't wanna keep you guys waiting

so I'll give myself like

a limit of maybe like a minute

but this looks like a horrendous place to live

but yeah it's definitely America

and also they're driving on the other side of the road

so um

I'm just gonna guess

I feel like it's kind of giving me

maybe like Midwest vibes

I could be anything but hmm

maybe Texas actually I think the houses look really big

and I know houses down there are usually quite big

so I think I'm gonna guess somewhere like Dallas maybe

I was 37 km

so sorry you guys didn't get lucky this time

okay

oh that's weird

they put me in a building

I've never been in a building before

how am I supposed to get out of here

um

by the way

I still haven't got the controls down that well

because I keep zooming in and out without meaning to oh

but this this sign here this is what's French

Spanish Spanish

celestial mechanics

uh

I apologize for the random zooming um

I really don't know how to get out of here

so I'm just gonna guess

based on what we've got in here now

I definitely think it's somewhere in Spain

I'm not too sure I'm not the best with languages

I'm still not sure whether this is actually

French or Spanish

I think it's Spanish though

yeah yeah OK

we're gonna we're gonna guess like

we're gonna guess somewhere in Spain

although it could also be like

anywhere in South America

but we'll just go somewhere in Madrid maybe

it was in France

it was it was actually Paris so it was French um

okay

so that means I'm gonna take a piece of clothing off um

I will start with my top alright

by the way this is my 90

98 97 away England kit

and it is one of my favourite football shirts

so this is just the bra that I'm wearing

um but let's get into the next round

so definitely somewhere in Asia like 100%

I'm not sure where though

it doesn't look like anywhere that I've been

or maybe South America um

I feel like I'm more inclined to pick Asia though

I don't know it's definitely Asia

just because of the style of temples here

hmm

but I'm still not sure where

I really don't think it's Thailand

but it could be like maybe Lao

or somewhere similar

um what does this say

look

hmm I have no idea it could be perhaps Indonesia maybe

um I'm not gonna get anywhere

no I'm at a dead end okay

so we're just gonna guess based off what um

what we already seen um

and I think I'm just gonna guess

I think I'm gonna guess like Indonesia

I'll guess like maybe somewhere down here

it was Indonesia it was Indonesia it was Bali though

okay so that one was correct

okay so big ass mask

hmm

I got a police car here I don't know what that says

is that a mosque

I shouldn't ask a mosque national

national mosque shuffle

okay so

hmm

what does that say Smokey

I think I just need to find a sign

um so what do we got here

okay ah

stop industrial arbitration ah

that zoom kills me so isn't English

Legos okay Legos so

uh Nigeria

there we go okay

so I just get some around here

it was it was Nigeria

so that one's correct as well

I feel like maybe I should play more than five games

just because you guys won't get to see anything

um okay

we'll move on to the next one

I'm not as bad as I thought I would be

after not having played for like months

oh that's terrible quality Google

that was in 2021

why are we still taking photos like that in 2000

that was 2022

I can't believe photos are still that bad quality

um okay

I really really hate when they put you on like

a highway or in the middle of a forest

because it is so hard to figure out where you are

and the quality of this one is so fucking bad

I have no idea how oh

there we go

um

okay I still have no idea

they're driving on the right side of the road

so

um Blandford Road Russell

I feel like it could could it be like Canada or America

I think American road signs might look like that

I'm not sure if it varies like state by state though

I'd be quite curious to know that

oh west 90

well that definitely looks American doesn't it

okay I'm gonna guess somewhere America

um maybe somewhere further up north

maybe like Washington Oregon kind of around here

okay it was New York

so the country was still right

not terrible

okay I got most of those night

not too bad

so I'm gonna play I'm gonna play another round

um because this is fun

okay

straight away this is like Europe

but we're in Europe I don't know

I've never been to Europe

what kind of cars do they have

they've got white number plates

so I know that I know

a certain amount of European countries

use yellow number plates um

for different purposes like Hungary

Denmark the UK

I think I feel like this is

oh no is it

I don't think that's French

smell maybe it's French

speaking of France um

is anyone else hoping for a France Argentina final or

I feel like that will most likely

probably be the most likely outcome

but a Croatia Morocco final would be so fucking cool

oh okay

here we go here's a information board Lisa okay

so it's only French isn't it

I don't think that's Switzerland

oh there's a mountains there

so it could be close to the Swiss side of France

um France OK

yeah so it's definitely France OK OK

so we're gonna guess France but near Switzerland

maybe like Lyon

87 OK so it was France

I'm getting hot here guys

um so that road sign

what's that road sign say

speed limit 45

I feel like this looks like America again

oh yeah those traffic lights are definitely American

you guys are if anyone here watching this is American

you guys are so blatantly obvious about being American

these traffic lights and how wide the roads are

plus obviously

you guys are driving on the right side of the road

so yeah somewhere in America

I'm not really that sure though

hmm

maybe I'm just gonna go right around here

I don't really know

yeah

that wasn't too bad

I feel maybe I should make it more specific

so if I'm more than 500 meters

500 kilometers away from where I guess

then I will count that as a loss um

but I feel like I'm getting Japan vibes

definitely Japan

because they always have square cars like this

and the houses look quite Japanese

and that's a Japanese sign or is it Korean

I feel like it's Japan

they always have really square cars for some reason

okay yeah

I'm gonna guess Japan um

that one that one was quick

I'm not sure where in Japan though

I think maybe down south a bit more

67

my page

okay

I feel like there's no way I can get this one right

so haha

um

this is what I mean it's just a bloody highway

hundred km was the boundary limit so this is a loss

so I will be taking off my pants next

and I'm just wearing these really cute sports leggings

okay so you guys can't really see too much but

okay

so you guys can't really see too well but here we are

um

I've only got two pieces of clothing left

so I will play three more rounds

and we'll see or I'll just finish this

um

once again

they put me in the middle of fucking nowhere

hmm

oh God I always hate to live somewhere like this

there's just like nothing around to be fair

a lot of New Zealand also looks like this

so I can't really say too much

there's a road sign here

sister okay

so it's like Eastern European I guess

okay yeah

so somewhere in Europe

no idea why Eastern Europe is like all the same to me

ha ha um

but I'll go somewhere maybe I just go like around here

what

no way

okay that was that was quick

I didn't expect to get that one that one wrong so

now I'm just gonna be taking off this

this really cute bra that I have on

so I'm so glad

you guys

got a little bit of entertainment out of this video um

I'm gonna do one more round

oh the game's just finished but yeah

I'm gonna do like one more round and if I get it wrong

then you guys get to see everything and if I don't

then tune in for next time

okay so

once again they put me somewhere random as fuck

like um

first impressions

probably Europe oh

they've got yellow number plates

oh okay

what does it say barrier locked

three thirty PM are the signs in English warning

let me get a bit closer

warning this is a private road

da da da

okay so it's all in English

so it could be the UK maybe

yeah I feel like this could be some

oh yeah no definitely

cute an English little English pub

so I feel like I'm more inclined to guess

somewhere in the north

maybe

or it could also be like Wales or Ireland

I don't think it's Scotland

but alright we're gonna take a guess um

where's Wales

Wales

so Wales is somewhere over here

hmm the popcorn

where is Wales

um

oh there's whales down

down here OK

so I'm gonna guess somewhere over here

so not too far up north

126km

sorry guys

okay so that is this video for tonight

um I really hope you guys enjoyed it

I love playing Geo guessers

so if you wanna see any more videos like this

or if you wanna see me playing any other games then

um have a good night guys

hey guys so today I am playing strip Geo guesser

um because it is Tuesday

which means it is geography day

um so pretty much every time I get a question wrong

I have to take a piece of clothing off and

I will show you guys what I'm wearing

I'm I'm just wearing this

this blue crop top

this white bra and this really cute white skirt

and I'm also wearing a cute thong

that you may or may not get to see

but you probably will

because I'm actually not that good at Geo guesser

I feel like a bit of a fraud

because everyone thinks that I'm good

but I actually not

I get like a lot of the questions wrong

I think

people just have never seen a girl play geoguessr

so um I don't like the standards not very high um

for girls name JoJo Siwa but um yeah

I hope you guys are excited for today's video

uh let's get into it and I hope you guys enjoy watching

so I'm just gonna be playing world today

uh the world map

I think from next week I'm probably gonna try

branch out into trying some different maps um

because there's so many that you can do but for the

for today I'm just gonna be playing Basic World

because it's my favourite um

but yeah let's get started

okay so we've got a 1 minute 30 second timer

let's go

uh okay

so Asia

why is this moving so slowly

cause they look like Tuktuk's

but let's see if we can find a sign

what language is it in

oh okay

so I'm pretty sure it's India

where in India though I have no idea

India's very

very big but I wanna say

oh fuck I can't even go any further that way

oh Delhi Police okay

so I assume that we're in New Delhi um

looks like there's a roadside over there

but I don't know if I'm gonna get to it in time

hmm

cause that might give us a clue

um okay

I don't know my way around

um New Delhi like super well but New Delhi

maybe if we can find one of these places on the map

I should listen like the central city

yeah fuck

I don't know um

I'm just gonna get somewhere like around here

I was 11 km yup

okay

I always do that you might

guys must see me doing that in every single video

but anyway let's move on to the next round

very happy with that one

okay

okay

a Spanish speaking country

pretty sure it's South America

somewhere in South America

Bick

um

Arena is there like a

oh it says dot com

that's not very helpful

um

oh Burger King

I love Burger King guys

Burger King over McDonald's 100%

um

I don't know whereabouts of this

oh we got some flags here

yeah no

so it's definitely South America

ooh what's happened there

okay I've got 30

I've got 30 seconds left

pharmacy

yeah I'm honestly a bit stumped here

oh Santiago yo it's Chile

nine seconds

21 km I'm actually on a roll today

I know I said I wasn't very good at

geoguessr before but you know sometimes if I'm getting

if I'm in the cities and like those are really easy

like you can see you can tell from the writing

it literally has where it is um

okay what that's also probably India maybe

yeah

otherwise I'd say either India or Sri Lanka

I don't think it's Pakistan

I'm pretty sure

Pakistan doesn't look like that as much

I probably like somewhere kind of hello

excuse me I think it's probably somewhere

maybe just a bit more rural definitely

which means I'm probably not gonna get this one

very close

it's if I get more than a 4

if I'm further away than 400 km

that's typically kind of what I give myself to

if I get a question wrong

cause some countries are so big

so like it's kind of like a bit unfair for you guys

haha um

yeah oh wait is that a sign

it is all in hin Hindi

I should I don't know though

is it

hmm oh yeah

hmm

let's look at the sign before I guess okay

I'm gonna guess I'm pretty sure it's not northern

it looks closer to maybe we'll go just like down here

ah

okay it was actually Bangladesh so I got that one wrong

that was so close I thought I wasn't gonna guess um

so I will just take off my top first

and reveal this cute

white bra that you have probably seen

if you follow any of my other pages

um

let's move on to the next round

I think this is around oh

this is around 4 out of 5

so it's probably gonna be a boring video for you guys

cause I haven't really taken much off White River

I think this is us

I think are they driving on the right or the left

I can't tell haha

I'd say definitely say North America or maybe Canada

I don't know I can't

there are some places

I can't tell the difference between Canada and America

I actually can't tell

what side of the road they're driving on

but let's look at this little sign

is it oh mile

okay well

it's definitely the US then they say mile

yeah mile

okay so somewhere in the US

they are driving on the right hand side of the road

um we're in New Zealand

we drive on the left and most other countries

I think I don't know

actually

I know most all British colonies drive on

like the left hand side of the road

um and there's a few funny countries

oh there's a roadside up there

am I gonna get to it how do I get up there

I don't know if I can

I'm just gonna look at it from here

oh Vermont

OK cool

damn they made it easy for me this time I'm sorry guys

oh

I spent too long fucking round

ugh

I talk so much shit but okay

I'm gonna take off

I'm gonna take this off

cause we've got one more round left so

free the titties

okay so we've got one that sucks

I was gonna get I was gonna get that one um

but we've got one round left

so

maybe England

the little thatch looking houses

which I must say are very very cute

but also could not be England

I don't know what does this say

helpful

I don't know what way to go

I'm clearly in the countryside

I actually don't know if it is England

um

what does that say ah

go away

open OK

maybe it is English could be actually

hmm yeah

I'm just gonna have to guess here

I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure

um United Kingdom

I feel like maybe the Midlands

maybe

I don't think I don't really think it's down south

and I don't think it looks like the north

so I'm probably gonna try go for like the Midlands

maybe like it just started raining again ah okay

that was Belgium actually

yeah I guess Sheffield like around there

it was near Brussels

okay so because I got that one wrong

I have to take off another piece of clothing

so I will take off my skirt

watch the thumb just come off with the skirt um

2 for 1 deal

there we go

so that is the cute little thong I'm wearing

and I will show it to you guys from behind

cute

so that is it for today's video

I really hope that you guys enjoyed watching

and I'm sorry I didn't get a little bit more naked

they did give me really easy questions like really

they put me in the middle of cities

it was like really well sign posted

so it was really easy

but I hope that you guys enjoyed it

and I will see you in the next video Mwah

hey guys

so today I'm finally going to be playing Strip FIFA

I've been really excited to play this for quite a while

because I wanna show you guys my FIFA skills

I'm gonna keep the rules very simple to start with

every time the computer scores

I have to take a piece of clothing off

every time I score

I get to put a piece of clothing back on

and every time I get a red or yellow card

whatever one it is I'm gonna get fully naked

so let's see how I go I'm excited

uh

I really hope that you guys enjoy watching this video

let's make this moment

hello hello

here we go

okay guys so let's get started

I'm just gonna be playing against the computer

because it wouldn't really work

if I was playing against somebody else

like in the ultimate squad

but I'm I know who I'm gonna set the teams as

I'm gonna go as Liverpool

obviously I wouldn't have worn my shirt otherwise

um and I'm gonna put the AI as uh United

okay

yeah I like it

and you can go red

and I'm gonna have the

I think I'll go professional

I don't think I'm that good

but it'll be fun for you guys anyway if I get smashed

okay four minutes

let's get started I'm so excited

I feel like I might get smashed

sorry I'll skip that shit

stay tuned and we'll bring you all the action live from

well it's a beautiful day for football

no complaints whatsoever on that front

here at Old Trafford my name is Derek Ray

and sitting alongside me in the commentary box

providing expert analysis is Stuart Robson

and looking forward I don't think that I can be

the Premier League coming right up

it's Manchester United taking on Liverpool

oh yes and hopefully we're not disappointed

what on the crowd

they want to see him take on the shots

well I need to try not foul

sometimes I just get quite nasty

and I'll just like go really bad tackle

and then they get a penalty

by the way if you're wondering about some of my passes

and think that they may be questionable yes

my some of my passes are extremely questionable but

I feel like professionals actually

a bad I thought one player in attack

I really can't do Liverpool wrong here and lose

because we won 7 nil last week

also I've never actually played against the computer

so

never played against the computer before

I've only played against one person in real life

might be able to get in the defense

oh really close

just failed to keep his attempt

if you see me like randomly sprinting

I just do that like quite often

I have my finger on the trigger all the time

and I get told like don't do that

but I don't know I can't help it

I've only been playing FIFA for like a month or so

maybe

well that's how to keep the opposition at bay

and Cristiano Ronaldo waiting

well goal kick just as it was

we're not really getting anywhere guys 27 minutes

so funny seeing Ronaldo still playing for United

I wonder how he's doing it

is it Al Nasr I think oh

here's Thiago oh

and back with Robertson I can't get it

I don't wanna lose it though

now with Henderson

Fabinho

I took too long guys I took too long fucking around

pretty good for the counter attack

and the Liverpool throw

I don't know if sometimes when you play

sometimes I'll like if I wanna go to one certain side

I'll like move my controller

even though it doesn't do shit

they're fucking slide tackles

Jordan Henderson has lost possession

that could have been

I reckon that could have been a penalty

if I got that tackle

ah okay

so one nil to United

anyway

that means I'm gonna take a piece of clothing off

so I'm not gonna start with the top

of course not I'm gonna start probably with my jeans

oh I'm trying to get be able to so you guys can see

but my chair keeps moving

I'll just stand up on the chair

oh I just realized the game wasn't paused either

so cool

just started

but I've now got my pants off

so I've got a few more items of clothing to take off

but they took care of the situation defensively yo

I do think this is quite ugh ugh

fuck off

and we will have a couple of additional

I do think this is quite a holy well

they might be through here

majestic could also be that I'm just shit

so we're nearly finished the first half

Sancho onto Ronaldo Ronaldo

Ronaldo and United again

Ronaldo or Messi

hmm probably Missy

I don't know

ooh

OK guys

so that is half time and so far I've only lost my pants

so let's see what the second half

so

so into the second half

and the challenge has been thrown down

let's find out if they can bounce back

United finding space on the wing

Ronaldo

I just don't know where to pass it's with Fabinho

Salah

I'm still searching for the equalizer

but not passing it anxiously

will they get themselves level here ah

fuck yes

not gonna lie can't be bothered to put my pants back on

so I think I might just leave this one to you know

I'm just gonna leave this one

excuse me so back underway

they've leveled it at 1 1 here Bruno Fernandes

I'm not testing the keeper at all with that one

that was a close

I feel like a strip

gear guesser is a little bit easier than strip FIFA

strip FIFA man

just like the pressure of FIFA Trent Alexander Arnold

he has time to play it's over

oh

Alison an amazing keeper

pretty sure

he's like one of the best keepers in the world

bitch what the fuck he's so good

and let's to go short

no repeat the trick corner again

also have you guys noticed that I can't aim here

this for shit

firing it in well

it didn't worry me but I can't

I don't know I just don't aim them

I can because I have gotten hitters before

I've gotten hitters before

but it's more like I just don't for some reason

can he put them in front and it was a wonderful chance

but the goalkeeper comes through

oh

those fuckers are hard to get the ball off Fred

well they keep getting

they're sneaky

they're taking defensive judgement to end the attack

get a get away

Salah

Alexander Arnold

here's Thiago God and the hair untroubled

and they still don't have the ball

that has been a recurring theme

the commentary is so fucking mean

for like no reason at all

must take the lead here zero dear

oh my god I thought that went out

I thought that went out with the time left

he can't believe he didn't score there

number nine

oh Ronaldo's injured

bummer

maybe I need to make it harder

I don't know

to make it more strippy ha ha Ericsson

oh incredible save

and if I do make it to penalties

then I would just strip every time I miss a penalty

because that's you know

it's my punishment

maybe it's just too hard to play strip FIFA

and for you guys to get a good joke I've got Alison

or maybe not because I let myself down

but I'm not gonna pretend to like do badly

and the referee blows the whistle

still all square at the end of 90 minutes

extra time well back under way here

and it's quite so

a little bit longer than I anticipated

for 30 extra minutes

ah and the fine tackle

I feel like if I get better at FIFA

I'd love to start doing this for you too

because who doesn't love a girl playing FIFA Nunez ah

fuck off

well it could be on for him here

and the keeper

making sure that was pushed well away from danger

some point

they're really looking dangerous at the moment

oh the crossbar is still reverberating

that was oh my God

Darwin Nunez Henderson

and there

the move will end because it's offside disadvantage

Liverpool here

Salah

free kick awarded to Liverpool

give me a penalty things around personnel wise

half time in extra time and still ugh here

oh cope pass the ball to him

Erickson oh

Ericsson sometimes I just change players too quickly

sometimes I just button bash

like if it gets really crowded or I feel under pressure

then I will just button bash the shit out

goes towards that far post else well

in fact a bit too close to the goalkeeper

and that was always going to be claimed

but it needs a moment of inspiration

oh sorry Stuart

I like it there's still danger here

Lindelof excellent block

not a chance for Manchester United

oh my God

ah what a great goal Rashford

that was a good girl that was a good girl

well played okay

so in that case

that means I'm just gonna take off the Liverpool shirt

now

okay so top is off

we've got two items of clothing left

I'm sure you can guess what they are

shh shh

sorry guys I just have to move my cat

I got a new kitten the other week

and she's absolutely lovely

oh my players are so tired

it's cause I'm holding down the sprint all the time

I really don't know how or

like how to put people in the teams

like the team management

I don't know how like to structure a good team

see I don't quite know

I know roughly where the player should go

but I don't like here on the right

who's good on what position

hey

oh that was unfair

yeah fuck you and the referee blows for full time

it's not the result that was it we lost 2 1

hmm

winner professional AI fuck off

so gosh that I lost 2 1 to United but but it's okay

I will play another round of strip poker soon

and I'll add more rules into it

to make it a little bit more interesting

but I really hope that you guys enjoyed watching this

it was really fun for me to try something new

and I'm really happy with how it went

so I hope you guys enjoyed the video anyway

I will see you guys uh next time

mwah

hey guys welcome back to my Pornhub channel

today I'm going to be playing strip geoguessr again

I actually can't believe how many of you

love my geoguessr videos

just because it's such a weird little niche

I can't believe I am the guy who asks about geography

Tuesday on a porn site

but any more Geo guess a content planned

so I'm actually really thankful

that people watch these videos

wow Maggie came from another planet

uh I guess honestly

I really want to play duels

with people who watch my videos

so if that is you then please flick me a message

because I'd really like for that to be my next video

also if you would like to see more Geo guesser content

then please check out my YouTube channel where I post

more safe for work versions anyway

let's get into today's video

and I really hope you guys enjoy watching

okay guys so let's get into it

I've got one minute

20 and I'm playing the classic world map

also you may hear a lawn mower

which started while I was filming so apologies

okay I think it's England

it's gotta be England

permit holders only

it looks like England

they've got the yellow number plates

there's like there was like a black taxi cab back there

early years network weaver's field

okay

oh it's a dead end

so I'm not sure if it's London or not

it definitely could be London

what have we got here we love taxis alright

love where do you wanna go

okay oh yeah

London's leading taxi insurance broker

huh tax insurance Broker insurance broker

so what they cover like insurance for taxis

it's so like specific now

especially with like Uber

okay yeah

let's take let's just randomly go somewhere in London

3km holy man

I'm on a roll today honestly

3 km okay

let's move let's move on

McDonald's

McDonald's I've got the playground

bit of a shit playground though

um

I think it's Europe

I think it's European it looks European

what have we got round here

this is little box is that like a mail

no it's a rubbish bin

um

okay

I think it could be like Eastern European

where's Barbara with big titties

and Stephanie who sucks like a vacuum

I'm just gonna take a wild guess and go like Slovakia

it was Serbia so not quite so that means um

it is now my obligation to strip

so to start off with I'm gonna do my pants first

okay

so I'm just wearing this very cute thong at the moment

it's a white thong

and I thought it looked really nice with

the Liverpool shirt

um and here it's like behind

so I hope you guys like them

let's move on to the next round round 3 out of 5

okay

is it

Mexico

I don't know the funny thing is

it definitely doesn't have to be Mexico

because we have like Mexican food places here

in New Zealand

if I could give 0 stars I would no taste just bland

I'd say

the cardboard container it came in had more taste um

I think in this situation though it is Mexico um

that says Cali

I don't know I guess it could also be America

Alto but I don't know I feel like in

in the US they have like

places that are like super concentrated with like

Hispanic people so their signs are bilingual

you motherfucker you motherfucker

I'm gonna go I'm just gonna guess Mexico guys

uh I'm gonna go here

oh that was way too far away um

for me to like deserve that point um

that was like 12 kilometers away

it was actually in like Yukatan Yukatan

so that means um I'm gonna strip again

so I am going to take my top off for this round

okay they are free

I'm free I'm free so let's move on to the last round

I think

um okay

so I'm moving

no

sorry guys I don't know what happened there

um and I've lost that sign now I know I don't know

I've actually got one more item of clothing

so if I get this wrong

then that will be me fully naked

that looks like Swedish or something

I have no idea where this would be though to me

this looks like if I

if I was guessing without seeing any language

I'd guess Argentina

they had like the two two dots above the letter

so I think I'm gonna go somewhere in Europe

and maybe I'll go like Denmark

are you sick of a sexism and the bigotry

then please help the Danish put an end to trolls

oh it was in Turkey

that would make sense

that would make sense so that was 2,256 km away so

um for my final trick I will take off my underwear

okay so we've actually got one more round

and I'm already fully naked whoops so let's go next

um

America looks like kind of like like upstate America

what do you mean

detour

so could also be Europe

and which case I choose France

probably it's some men speaking French oh yeah

leave me there please welcome

but could it be French like French Canada hahaha

welcome to French Canada like Quebec or something

I have been tricked by that before fool me once

shame on

shame on you

Dilla okay

so I think that's French it just kind of looks like a

it kind of looks American

so that's why I'd be a bit more inclined to choose like

French Canada so I am gonna go

I'm gonna go Quebec

Quebec um

cause I think that's the French part of Canada

I'll go like around here

245km away

that was a good shout actually

I'm glad that I didn't get tricked by that one

cause I always get tricked

it fooled me we can't get fooled again

so let's view the results

16,309 not too

not too shabby not too shabby

so I really hope you guys enjoyed

watching me play that round

um that was really fun and it was a good mix

and I got fully naked so that's always a bonus

and we ended on 16,000 points

so I'm really happy with that

cause usually I'll get like 14 or 15

I think something like that

but if you enjoyed this video

please make sure to like and comment

and maybe subscribe subscribe if you are in a good mood

but other than that

I will see you guys in the next video mwah

hey guys I'm cheeky MC Zid

welcome back today

I'm going to be reacting to an animation called

Life Is Strange Porn compilation

Max and Chloe animated by Nice Field

this is a girl on girl animation and honestly

when I first looked at it and saw the animation

it made me think of that movie Monster House

where the house is actually alive

and it tries to eat those

I've been recommended this so many times

by a lot of different people

so I am guessing

you guys want to see a little bit more lesbian content

I will love it and I think I deserve

let me know in the comments

if you guys are interested in that

this compilation looks like a really cute and sexy

wholesome porn scene so I'm really excited to watch it

I literally have so many

porn reaction requests right now

so please keep sending them in guys

um I will hopefully get through all of them eventually

who knows but send them in

or comment down below if you have any suggestions

anyway let's get into the video

and I really hope you guys enjoy watching

okay guys let's get into it

it is 20 minutes long

so I'm not gonna watch the whole thing

I'm gonna try get through half of it

but let's see what it's like

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so it's looking very romancy so far Max

what the hell are you

I think there's a big American flag in the background

it is

I love her tattoos she's got very cool tattoos

you know tattoos

oh Chloe

oh Chloe

oh

that looks like the vagina that I wish I had

to be honest

oh this is hot guys

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honestly guys

that's a really big fantasy for me

like the same right now

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that's quick guys

it's been a while since I last orgasm

so I don't know how long I'll be able to last

oh oh

um

this is like super romantic and wholesome honestly

I'm here for it

well Max

that impish look scares me you are so cute

honestly

another one of my fantasies that I've never done Max

I've never been fucked with a strap on

are you ready

hopefully one day guys

Max are you okay

yeah

I like her voice she's got a really soothing voice

oh oh oh

oh oh

do you like it yes

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huh huh

huh huh

huh huh huh

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ugh

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ugh ah ugh

I'm feeling so sensitive right now guys

it's so hard to keep going

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oh shit

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Tonight Max

you're mine

ooh

it's like BDSM eh

user

I get so turned on watching you

knock it off

look I made Maxine blush Chloe

we'll start slow

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Max

you're so beautiful

huh huh

huh huh

huh huh huh

huh huh huh

huh

oh oh oh

oh oh

oh oh

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oh oh oh

oh oh oh

oh

oh oh oh

oh shit

oh I'm coming

oh I'm coming

oh oh oh oh

oh

oh

oh my gosh you guys so sensitive

oh

get on your knees

huh huh

huh huh huh

huh huh

good job Max

just like that

guys I can feel sweat dripping everywhere

even though I've orgasmed honestly

I just want to wait and see

out the rest of the scene

ah ah

ah ah I ah that's I'm getting close

ah ah

mmm

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huh

uh uh

uh uh uh uh

okay guys

so I got about 15 minutes actually

which was a bit longer than I thought

I'd be watching it for but I really enjoyed that

I don't actually think I've made too much um

too many lesbian porn reactions uh

I don't even know if I've made one before

most of them are like future

but I don't know if I've done like

pure girl on girl before

so that was really fun to watch

some of the things that I really liked about that were

the animation

and I do think it's because of Monster House

which I'd watch when I was younger

um and it was a really

really cool movie it look

literally looks like the exact bedroom

and it's the same animation

um so that was

that was really fun because I love watching like

things I'd watch when I was younger as like porn

now I also really love

like acting out what they're doing in the scene

so like while she was fingering her

I was fingering myself as well um

so I like like things that I can kind of like

follow along to a little bit um

which I was able to with that video

so I really hope you guys enjoyed watching

that video though um

if you'd like to see the fully uncensored version

please make sure to check out my

fansly and my onlyfans pages um

but otherwise I will see you guys in the next video

mwah

hi guys

so today I'm doing a lingerie try on haul

because I bought a few sets the other day

and I really wanted to show you guys

I'm gonna rate them all out of 10

and I also want you guys to tell me what your

favourite is

as well once I've tried them all on

I'm going to pick my favourite set

and then I'm going to head into the bedroom

and make a little video with it on

so these are the sets behind me

and I have a mystery one as well

I don't know if it's gonna look good

it's not something I usually go for but we'll see

let's get started with our first set

which is going to be this lovely

green set behind me over here

okay so here is our first set tried on

and I think

this green is not normally a colour I would go for

but it is very summery at the moment

and it's been very hot here

so I thought it would be nice to try

something a little bit lighter

I really like the flower pattern on the bra

I think it's so pretty

and normally I wouldn't wear stockings

but this set came with stockings

I usually don't wear them

because they rip as soon as I put them on

for some reason um

but yeah let me give you guys a little twirl

this is what I mean by the pattern on the bra is really

really nice it's very flowery

it's really really cute

and I actually don't mind the colour very much

even though it's not something I would normally go for

so I'm gonna rate this set a six out of 10

it's really not my favourite colour

um I think it's pretty

but I think the other ones are prettier

so I'm gonna save a higher rating

for one of the other sets

but yeah I'm gonna give this a six out of ten

alright let's move on to set No. 2

so the second set

I'm gonna be trying on is this gorgeous white one

and I'm really excited to try this on

because I think the pattern is stunning

okay so I really

really do like this set

but these bottoms are way too big for me

I'm pretty sure they sent me the wrong size

or if they didn't then I just ordered the wrong size

but nonetheless it's still cute and it kind of works

I really like this one because I think the patterns

like really really pretty

it's like a floral kind of thing going on and yeah

it's kind of like sparkly as well

quite shimmery which I really like

I'm a big fan of glitter guys

so yeah as you guys can see the bottoms are quite big

however I'm going to ignore that

and rate this set an eight and a/2 out of 10

which yeah is a good rating

it's a pretty set so it gets an eight and a/2

um let's move on to set number three

so set No. 3 is gonna be this gorgeous pink set

and I'm really excited to try this one on

because it looks so stunning

oh my God guys I'm in love with this one

I don't know why but I think it's the colour

the colour is so cute and I feel very classy in this

so yeah this is my favourite one so far

I really really like the lace

um I think it's really really nice

the gold is also a really nice touch

so yeah

I do feel like this is kind of a classier lingerie set

and right now it's giving

so I was just taking some photos in this

and I realized that it's also all shimmery

so this set gets bonus points for shimmer

so I'm gonna rate it a nine and a half out of 10

because I feel so pretty in it

so that's the most important thing

so yeah I'm gonna give this one 9 out of ten

alright let's move on to our fourth set

so

our fourth set is gonna be this lavender coloured one

um yeah let's try it on

so as you can see

this one's got a garter belt

which is really nice

I'm always a big fan of garter belts

I feel like they add so much to a set

um in terms of colour

I don't mind it I think the other one is prettier

again

I don't think this is a colour I would typically go for

but it is really really pretty still

I like the gold detail here

and I like that there are kind of like multiple straps

um on the chest

but I think that's really cute as well

and I also really like the garter belt actually

it's kind of like a weird design um

but I like that it's got a lot of kind of straps here

so I really do like this set

but I still don't like it as much as the other one

so I'm gonna rate this one I think a 8 out of 10

which is pretty decent rating cause it is a nice set

but the other one is so freaking nice

alright let's move on to the fifth set

this one is a little bit different

it's a body stocking um

I don't know how it's gonna look on me

but yeah we'll try and we'll see how it looks

it's all sparkly so it looks really nice

okay so this is the fifth set

I don't know how it's gonna look

because I just don't really wear things like this

but I thought it was interesting

and again it was discounted so I was like

why the hell not um

so yeah let's try this one on now

so this is the fifth set

and I don't know how to feel about this

I like it cause it's tight

it's also crotchless as well

which is always handy and I feel quite sexy in it

I also love the sequence as well cause I like glitter

sparkle sequence but I I don't know how it looks on me

so after some deliberation

I've decided I actually really

really like this

and it feels really nice to my body as well

so I'm gonna rate this one a 9 out of 10

this is my second favourite set for sure um

this in the pink one

but I still like the pink one more um

so yeah I'm going to hint

bedroom and make a little video in it

let me know what set is your guys favourite

because I'd love to know

also let me know if you'd like me to do more of these

try on hauls um

I'd like to do a bikini one next

so keep an eye out for that

thank you guys so much for watching

this lingerie try on haul

I hope you enjoyed it

and I'll see you guys in the next video

Mwah

hi lovely people welcome back to my Pornhub channel

and another porn reaction

so let me give you guys a little update on what

I've been up to recently

because I haven't posted on Pornhub in about a month

now I did try and post an old reaction

that I made exclusively for fansly

but it got taken down for some reason

because I followed their procedures

and it was still taken down

so rip me anyways

last week I went to the Lake District for my birthday

which was so fun and I vlogged a lot of it

and also filmed some sexy outdoor scenes

I finally got to film my first ever

porn video on a boat

which was so fun

I've been wanting to do that for a while

um yeah

definitely want to get into water sports bit more

I also did a collaboration

a few weeks ago with my friend Bella

and it was honestly

one of the hottest collabs I've ever done

we dominated each other with strap ons

while tied down to the bed

and I've never been tied down before

or restrained like that and it made it very

very fun

so if you guys wanna see some new content

or see the videos that I've just talked about

then make sure to head to my fansly and onlyfans pages

so

I'll say that's what I've been up to in the last month

just wanted to give you guys a little update because

yeah it's been a while

anyways today we're going to be watching some porn

surprise

we're watching some live action stuff today which

is always fun and the video looks super hot

and the girl in it is dead pretty as well

so let's get into it

and I really hope you guys all enjoy watching

it's honestly dead hot today in Liverpool

for some reason it's been so muggy recently

like I'm literally sweating for nothing at the moment

um

and it's supposed to be 25 degrees next week as well

which is nuts it's like never that hot

it like was not that hot all of last summer

um but I'm looking forward to it anyways

let's uh start watching this porn starting

starting porn now

what's one win is that like a porn production company

I would honest I would spit in my hand

but I just had coffee

so I feel like I don't wanna do that

I really like her panties

I think her panties is so cute

I love little lacy lacy things like that

it's such high quality this video

hmm hmm

my pussy is so wet

hmm

ah ah

hmm

ah

I'm rubbing my clit so well right now I feel so good

hmm

oh oh

hmm

that one win logo

looks like some kind of gambling logo for some reason

see what I mean

oh

mmm

oh

oh that feels good

fuck mmm

oh

oh

she has such a nice bum

jealous

oh

oh

oh

oh

hmm

ugh

that's annoying

I swear

you can't watch anything without fucking ads right now

bro

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своей комнате думал спокойно можно

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hmm

ah ah

oh she looks so good being eaten out

ah

she has a really nice build a really nice body

and like nice um boobs as well

it's so hard

ah ah ah

oh he looks like he's eating her pussy so well

mmm

oh oh oh

time to take these off I think

but the Liverpool shirt stays on

oh oh fuck

hmm

oh I have my vibrator here as like a little backup

hmm

oh oh

hmm

ah ah

hmm

ah fuck ah

ah

no no no no

ah

hmm ah hmm

I can't tell if he's like fucking

her or just like rubbing his cock through her legs

hmm ah hmm ah

oh my clit feels so good right now oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

hmm

hmm hmm hmm

hmm

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ah ah ah ah ah

oh fuck

hmm hmm hmm

oh oh oh oh oh

oh oh oh oh

oh ah

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oh

hmm oh hmm

oh

hmm oh hmm

oh

oh

oh that's so hot I love seeing girls get fingered

it's like a big turn on for me

oh

I think it looks so hot on camera

oh

um

oh

oh oh oh oh

oh oh

oh my God

oh that looks so good

oh my God I love getting fucked in that position

it feels so good

that's one of my favourite positions to get fucked in

when you're like lying flat on your tummy

oh

I will say my bum does not look as good as that though

oh

oh

oh fuck

oh

oh uh

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uh uh uh

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uh uh

uh uh

oh oh

oh oh

oh oh oh

oh oh oh oh

oh

oh

oh that's so hot

oh

hmm

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oh this is making me wanna get fucked badly fuck

oh my God

I'm so down right now

oh

I'm coming

oh fuck oh

hmm

hmm

oh oh

oh fuck

oh oh

oh that was so hot

oh my God that was so hot

and I'm so hot and I'm taking this top off

oh my God

taking this gorgeous lover for cat off

oh my God

I'm gonna make myself come again

guys I can literally feel the sweat just like

dripping down me

oh fuck it's a hot angle

ah ah

ah ah

ah ah

huh huh

huh huh

huh

sorry

no no

no no

ah ah

mmm mmm

ah ah

ah ah ah

ah ah

ah ah ah ah

ah ah

ah ah

ah ah

I'm so close again

oh oh my God oh my God

oh my God

oh I'm close oh

I'm coming I'm coming

fuck

fuck

oh my God

hmm hmm

oh I came just before he did

oh fuck

hmm

oh my God

fuck

huh

holy fuck this chair is literally so sweaty now

huh

oh my God

I don't know if you guys can see the glisten

on the seat but

ugh I am sweating

oh oh fuck hmm

oh

OK

so now my coffee is still slightly warm

after watching that my hand is so sore

fucking hell I really cramped my hand

like then I feel like you can tell how into it I was

that is really really hot for me personally

I feel like I don't need to see continuous

like explicit dick and pussy the entire time

like angles

where you can kind of just see her getting fucked

from the side is like really

really hot and then with like little sections of like

you know dick and pussy kind of um shots

that is like a perfect video for me

my clit is feeling very swollen after that

it's very fun to make myself come with the vibrator

and then and then my fingers as well

because after I come the first time

it's so easy to come again real quick

like the second time I really hope that you guys

enjoyed watching that with me

and found it as hot as I did

um yeah

sorry

it's been a while since I've last posted on Pornhub

it's just hard to manage

so many different platforms sometimes

and sometimes you just can't post on everything

all the time I know you guys understand though

and if you do want more content of me

then you guys know where to go

thank you for watching

and I'll see you guys in the next video

which will be a updated geoguessr fuck machine video

because I have a new fuck machine

and I really wanna play geoguessr

um with that

cause the last one was shit

so anyway that's gonna be the next video

keep your eyes peeled and yeah

I'll see you guys soon

MMM mwah

hi guys I'm cheeky and Zid

and welcome back to my Pornhub channel

so today's video is a porn reaction

the video we're gonna be watching today is called MILF

Lady Dimitrescu Mating Press

Aron Wang Cream Pie

that's a bit of a long title

feel like titles are supposed to be like

short and snappy um anyway

it got my attention um

you guys know that I love watching some weird shit

I was gonna watch a resident evil compilation

for this video that's what I initially wanted to watch

but firstly the quality was really bad and secondly

it was just quite graphic and I was like hmm

I feel like this is just gonna get taken down

some of you may have noticed that

I honestly just didn't upload much to Pornhub

since I came to the UK

and that's kind of just because I was quite unsettled

here I was like hopping around um

living in different places each month

and I don't think I'm built for that life

I know some people very much can like live nomadically

but I don't think I can I wish I could

but that's basically why

I didn't really upload anything

for ages um

but I'm now settled in a lovely lovely home

as you can see I have a fireplace

I am going back to New Zealand in October though

I can't believe

I've literally nearly been here for 6 months already

it goes by so quickly

and I'm kind of excited to go back to New Zealand

because it will be October

and it'll be a lot warmer there than it will be here

anyways there's a little update for you all um

let's jump into today's video

and I hope you all enjoy watching

okay guys

so I'm actually filming this video on this little like

poof and it's like a little bean bag stool

so I'm really hoping it doesn't make too much noise

but yeah I still don't really have like

a content room or anything

I'm kind of just using this cause it looks really nice

so yeah let's give it a go and start the video

ah ah ah

Bose never used 51bce0c785ca2f68081bfa7d91973934

I don't remember Lady Demitri

did the Demetrius you looking like that

I do not remember that cock being that big

ginormous and where do you think you're going

it's like a fucking giant oh my God

oh straight into it

oh

good girl taking it like a slut

hm

ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

ah ah

oh

my God

oh

my God the cock's so big

what the hell it's been ages since I actually watched

like Lady Dimitrescu porn

I'm pretty weird though

oh

huh huh huh huh

huh huh huh

huh huh

wait is this the same scene

and where do you oh

I think it is the same scene

oh okay

this video is like 10 minutes

so I kind of just assumed that it was like a story

honestly though that doesn't matter too much for me

I didn't I wasn't really touching myself properly

the first time so that is alright with me

we will keep going till I come

I mean you can't lie it's a hot scene

oh my gosh so much cum comes out of her

why would they just loop this for like 10 minutes

hmm

I just have to wonder why is she so big

why is she so gigantic

and where do you think you're going

taking it like a slut yes

little slut

I mean I do find that I'm getting like

progressively more turned on the more I watch this

oh oh

I can't hold it oh oh

oh oh oh

oh oh

oh fuck yes I'm gonna come to that

okay guys it is not super practical

masturbating on like a little bean bag

but that's okay maybe I just need like

maybe I just need to get like

a little stool or a little chair or something instead

the way she like creeps up on her

I'd be petrified

oh

your balls are like massive

I'm so ah ah ah

ah ah ah

ah ah ah ah ah

oh oh oh

oh oh

oh oh oh

oh oh oh oh

oh fuck oh oh

oh oh oh

oh oh

I can't hold it

ah ah

oh

ah

um

and where do you think you're going oh

hmm

I love how oiled up

their bodies look like that's so hot

ah

taking it like a slut yes

ah ah ah

ah ah ah ah ah

feeling so good oh

oh fuck

I can't hold it

oh

oh goodness one more time

one more time should be enough definitely

hi guys

Maggie here and welcome back to my Pornhub channel

oh my God oh oh

I'm coming today

I've got another vintage porn reaction for you guys

because the last one was so fun interesting

you can actually see it

people probably just didn't need to see

like close up dick and pussy the whole time

back then our attention spans were longer

and we accepted that

we had to wait a little bit longer to get dopamine

in the last vintage porn reacts I did

a lot of you were commenting under the video

saying that the 90s was not vintage

90s is vintage I'm gonna cry lol

the 90s is not vintage

I am not in the demographic for that vintage nineties

I strongly disagree as a zoomer

I strongly disagree that the 90s is not vintage um

I collect vintage football shirts

and most of them are from the 90s

so therefore I think the 90s is vintage now

in regards to the porn we're watching today

I actually don't know much about it at all

because my editor picked it out for me

but judging by like the kitchen they're in

it looks quite the 90s maybe early 2

I really want to make my way through the decades

filming the series like

I really wanna watch some like 1940s porn or some shit

that's definitely not gonna be on Pornhub though

so I'm gonna struggle

I think I'll be able to go back as far as probably like

the 70s but

there's actually not a whole lot of vintage porn

on Pornhub

guys there's actually this market in Liverpool

it's called the Red Brick Market

and basically

they have like this camera store of these really

really old cameras like 1930s

1940s cameras like the big chunky ones with like the

the funny lenses

and I really wanna buy one and film porn with it

but I feel like that would be so difficult

cause I don't even know how I get the footage

because like SD cards were like not even a thing

if anyone has any techniques on knowing how to do that

then hit me up alright

let's dive into today's video

and I really hope you all enjoy watching

okay guys

so our video today is 14 minutes and 56 seconds

and my choice of toy today is my fingers

um so let's get into it

the sounds are really quiet

good morning my very very good friend

you hear that

yeah what

nothing nothing and how was your evening life altering

I need subtitles I'm here to return the favor

you're very

very alone and a very male going down to pass

are you ready to meet your light

your inspiration your goddess Aphrodite

unless

she happens to be at the bottom of a whiskey bottle

then no there will be bottoms

my friend I assure you

but they will belong to the finest models in Paris

they're not coming here to your front door

go make yourself presentable

I'm an artist I don't need to be presentable

for a friend that needs you to cry

I heard the most inspirational cello this morning

guys I'm sorry to stop it so quickly into the video

but um

I literally can't understand a thing they're saying

like you know how there's that thing now where like

people need like subtitles to like

actually be able to watch something

I'm one of those people

and I can barely understand what they're saying

especially cause they're talking like all old like

and I don't know the voices just sound different

so I'm I'm struggling

but it's okay we're here for the

the porn not the script

Johanna

Johanna

do you want us to wait for you Bridget

no just go on ahead

I'll catch up OK

mwah what are you guys looking at

is this 2 or 90s

I'm feeling like 2 or at least like late 90s

that's pretty good camera

Joanna there you are

I don't ask for much do I

I support us I do whatever it takes

and all I ask is for a little bit of hot water in the

morning when I'm about to land us a job

that might actually get us somewhere

just go get my favorite dress

thank you

what on earth is going on

I cannot follow the storyline

we're in another house now

okay we're back to these guys

this guy's a little turtleneck ha ha

they were a bunch of fruity models

be patient there's more to come

are you still trying to find love

okay screw it

I'mma shut it up

I swear old

vintage pornos are like

5 to 10 minutes of just like a build up story

and then it takes ages to get into the porn

I like that though

like it's very different from nowadays

and it's not all like steps

step sister kind of like stepmom kind of vibes

it's like carefully crafted

what are you doing here scripting

I thought you wouldn't be home till this evening

well I cannot harvest until tomorrow

okay that's just life

I have a lot of work to do till my sister gets home

hmm she was really upset this morning

where's your sister and your mother roommate huh

they went to some audition for some artist

really

so we have time together huh

I love her hair alright

it's so pretty

that's more like

I don't know people wearing like that in the 90s

I love that it's so cute

Y2K

pretty skirt pretty bum as well

the fit was so cool

oh

mmm mmm mmm mmm

mmm mmm mmm

I was like over exaggerated back then

but like not the same way it is now

I don't know how to like explain it

oh hmm

this coffee is so good in my mouth

oh

okay guys

sorry to stop it here

but before we properly get into the porn

first off hope you like the bush

watching vintage porn and bushes were rolling then

so I've grown my bush out

and also secondly do you see what I mean by the kitchen

looking a bit of the area

it's those like those

that colour wood cabinets and that marble like

bench tops

mmm hahaha

oh nice titties

ah

ah ah

ah ah

oh ah yes

yes oh

ah oh

she took that like a champ

hmm hmm hmm hmm

yeah ah ah

hmm hmm oh cute I love your smile

pretty girl hmm hmm

yeah

ah ah ah

oh my mom's cock looks so baby

oh

my

God

the transition shots

it's funny it's funny

oh

yeah

Jesus

oh

yeah

oh

oh hmm

oh oh God

oh yeah

yeah yeah

holy fuck hmm

oh oh

hmm

do you guys think our tits are fake

hmm hmm

oh

hmm you like that little pussy

yeah

oh you fuck the shit out of me yeah

oh oh

oh oh oh oh

oh oh

oh oh

oh oh oh oh

oh oh

oh oh

oh

shit

ah ah

ah ah

umm ah yeah yeah

oh Jesus

mmm mmm mmm

oh I really like her pussy

that's what it looks

she's a shaved here though

this must be obviously a lot later on

because she shaved here

oh my God oh

mmm

fuck fuck

oh my God

oh shit oh shit

oh my God you made my pussy so wet

oh gotta wake up

yeah yeah oh

yeah

oh my gosh yeah

oh fuck yes oh baby hmm yeah

hmm huh

oh yes

yes huh

hmm yeah

it's okay hmm

yeah huh

it's good hmm yeah

oh oh ooh

oh

oh

I'm coming

I'm coming

oh my God

oh oh oh

oh oh oh

I'm so turned on

oh yeah

oh my gosh I was

I was trying to put it in here I was like

oh oh

yeah

hmm bring me back up yes

ah

yeah

ah ah hmm oh hmm

ah oh yeah

hmm

oh give it to me

hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm

oh yeah yeah

yeah yeah

hmm oh yeah

you can do the splits I can't

oh oh

ah

mmm

yes yes

mmm ooh

mmm

oh yeah

oh yeah mmm ooh ooh

alright guys I'm gonna pull this up there

I came dead hard I don't know why

like I've been getting like

so turned on watching this porn with like

just my fingers

like it's been like really easy to come

and I came really quickly

because we didn't

like a lot of the start was just like storyline anyway

my tit is still out

so I hope you guys enjoyed that

I really really did she was yeah

she was shaped so this must be a lot later on oh Jesus

I really like her pussy though

she's ashamed here though

this must be obviously a lot later on

because she shaved here I feel like

there's a lot of things you can probably tell by

that indicate kind of what era it's in

like it's obviously definitely not 80s

um I was trying to look for that like earlier

but there just wasn't

there just wasn't much in the way of 80s porn

um so I got my editor to choose one for me but yeah

let me know if you guys did

enjoy watching that with me

it was like over exaggerated back then

but like not the same way it is now

I don't know how to like explain it

I said at one point earlier in the video

that it's still kind of over exaggerated

but not in the same way it is now

I don't know why I'm using my hands so much

but like do you get what I mean

like she's still moaning

it's still like obviously over exaggerated

exaggerated usually act like that in sex I guess

um like it's for camera

but it's just

nowhere as extreme in the way that it is now

and also I didn't think he was fucking her that hard

compared to like porn you watch now

um like he was kind of just like going in and out

so he wasn't fucking her that hard either

ah so it's kind of weird to like

think about how far we've gone with porn

but obviously

you're just gonna wanna keep seeing more and more

and more when your brain kind of numbs to like

you know what you've been watching

you need to have more

so your dopamine levels keep going up

so it's just quite interesting to think about that

I think

sorry I'm aware this is a pornhub video

this is black and orange YouTube

and not actual YouTube so let me stop yammering

okay so

one comment I found quite interesting

in the last vintage porn reacts that someone mentioned

um was versus slow

thank you for commenting and they said

excessive close UPS are rubbish

why hire a hot girl and then show only 10% of her body

at least like this you get the feeling

that there are actually two people fucking

and I think that's such a fair

valid point I totally agree with you

um yeah like a like close up shots

it's like

we are just focusing on the woman's like vagina really

you know where is like there is a face

there is like a body attached to the rest of that

and yeah excessive close UPS

I also don't agree with that

and I feel like we saw a few in this

but I think this one's definitely newer

than the old than the last one that I watched

I think that was early 90s

this one's obviously late 90s 2000

and I think I did see a bit more of those

close up shots in this

so I think that's probably like progressed over time

um so I thought that was really interesting comment

um and if you guys have anything

interesting to say about this video

then let me know um

a lot of you guys left really interesting suggestions

for my next vintage porn reacts

so thank you very much for that

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anyways guys I will see you all in the next video bye

MUA

hi guys

hi guys I'm cheeky and Sid

and welcome back to another strip yoga so video

hi guys I'm cheeky and Zed

and welcome back to another strip geoguess the video

last time I played geoguess the port

last time I played geoguessr for Pornhub

I was using my fuck machine

I'm gonna go like I reckon it's somewhere

around here oh

oh no oh my God

and let me tell you that was a bloody good time

someone actually suggested that I play FIFA

while using the fuck machine

and I thought that was a brilliant idea

oh Lewandowski

I've only played a couple games of strip FIFA

and that was like ages ago

so I would really love to make that video

ugh anyways

this is a strip geoguess the video

so let me give you a little rundown of the rules

every time I plonk somewhere

that is more than 300 km away

from the correct location

I have to remove a piece of clothing

we're going to play a rural world map

and hope we see no people

because then this video won't go up

let's jump into it and I hope you all enjoy watching

okay so

I wanna give you guys a little fit tour first

before we start playing some geoguessr

so first things first I'm wearing my Juventus 1997 um

Sony mini disc sponsored home shirt

and I got this like a couple weeks ago

and I actually ordered it from New Zealand

um so yeah

this is a very nice kit and I was stoked to get it

and then I'm also wearing a skirt for a change

I feel like I usually wear jeans

but I'm wearing this lovely flowy white skirt

and then I'm not gonna show you guys

what I'm wearing underneath yet

because that is a surprise

but let me tell you

you will really like the lingerie that I'm wearing

okay so let's play a rural world

and I will give myself a minute

30 milhouse lower those eyebrows

and yeah we'll just jump into it and see how I go

it's been ages since I've last played Strip Jenga sir

okay

um

hmm um

to be honest it kind of looks like the jungle to me

like this looks like just the bloody jungle

I don't think it's New Zealand

feel like it's more like kind of South American

like I feel like our bush

just doesn't really look like this

all these mountains up here

like it's something river along there

which is cute it looks very serene

I see some motorbikes

oh I wish I could go look at those people

I don't think Pornhub will pick that up

but it would really help if I could like

look at those people and see what they look like

so I can guess what country

ha ha ha

let's go the other way they were on bikes though

so I reckon South America

hmm

I don't reckon it's Asia

I feel like it just doesn't look like this

I don't even know how to explain

like the vibes of vegetation

um and why some countries just like

feel like certain countries

like I can't explain why

I think this is Asia over South America

why I think this is South America of Asia sorry

um

ah

um let's

go

ah let's go Colombia

whoa that was a good shout

do you get what I mean the vibes of vegetation

ha ha okay

so that's not actually a scrub

I said 300 km and I actually got that two 62

so that was pretty good okay

let's move on to round number two

I reckon this is Japan

I think I feel like the vehicle looked really square

um don't worry guys

I'm not very good with Japan

I always get it quite far away

we got this little bridge that's been painted

oh no

no no

no no

it's probably Indonesia yeah

I think it's Indonesia I'm not Japan

yes definitely Indonesia

oh go away

there's so many people

like I feel like

you just actually can't get a map on geoguessr

with no people in it because it's just Street View

and there's people all over the world

people are in like every corner of the world mostly

so it's pretty hard to avoid people

oh no

no no no

okay this is okay

yeah I guess it's gonna be Indonesia

maybe next time I should try this

no move like no

no move no pan

and then

that would probably lower the chances of seeing people

so let's go Indonesia

um I literally have no idea

I feel like it's kind of like inland Indonesia

there's no Bali is it

so let's go on the island of Borneo

uh oh

it was Band Bandung in West

Java so that was 979 km away

which means it is time for a strip

let's take my skirt off

and you guys can see the lovely panties

that I'm wearing right now

I give you guys a little sneak peek

oh no it's stuck to my football shirt

okay guys

so the skirt is off and these are my underwear

my little panties and I think they're so cute

I love the colour

I think this blue matches quite well with my like

complexion my skin tone so I really like these

jokes

not yet guys girls in underwear and football shirts

mwah

okay so let's move on to round number three

again it just looks jungly

there's like one yellow sign um

Hotel Ricreo

pardon me

um

Domata Gourmet

Suzuka okay

I'm gonna take a guess

and say that we're somewhere in South America

but you know

it literally just looks exactly like the last round

it literally just looks like Colombia

but for some reason I feel like it's not

it is weird cause

bits of South America

do look so similar to New Zealand and I don't know why

maybe it's

cause it's like somewhat of a similar climate

not like a similar climate

but like if you look at New Zealand on the map

you'll find at least

that the bottom of South America is on the same like

latitude I think as New Zealand maybe that's why

oh oh

Jesus died for your sins

um okay

let's go like Brazil

okay so it was Brazil

but it was actually kind of close to Rio

fairly close to Rio

and it was like nearly 2,000 km away

so off comes the football shirt

okay I need to take my microphone off first

don't know where I'm gonna put it

maybe I'll just put it on my bra

after the shirt comes off

didn't actually occur to me

that I'd have to find someone else to put that

microphone anyway

football shirt comes off

sorry plan

okay let's start

and then that my mum's reset

always worried I'm gonna like

pinch it on my nipple

when I have the microphone on my bra

okay let's move on to round number four

okay very

rural

very isolated there's not even like a house is that

oh

you know what

I really wanna like look at those people

but like the hell it's literally been like

they just dragging like a bunch of like what

straw with like a horse

oh you know what this could be a real real weird one

but could they be like

like Amish type people who live in the USA

could it be something like that

um

ah like midnight or something

I don't know

because it kind of did look like the US to me

or it could just be like Europe

but weirdly I think I'm gonna go like somewhere here

West Virginia can't where do they live

I swear it's like more kind of up north like Indiana

like let's go around here

ah was Europe ah was Romania okay

I was really confused

cause they kinda did look like gypsies

but like

I don't know ha ha

that was just a weird one um

okay yeah

it was Romania so

it was like eight and a half thousand kilometers away

so off come my underwear

bras gonna come off last um

if I get the next round wrong

but it seems

I've only got 2 minutes on my SD card for filming

and it's really annoying

cause it never tells me before I start filming

it literally only tells me when I get to like

five minutes um

you know

I've got like five minutes left and so really annoying

anyway let's move on to round number five

okay I feel like this is somewhere in Canada okay

Canada ugh I reckon it's somewhere around Calgary

ha ha for some reason let's go here

let's just plonk so my camera don't run out

okay it was Canada

it was just like really far up north

Alrighty

okay guys so

because this

guess was 1,123 km away from the correct location um

I will now take my bra off

we'll just pop this little bad boy here

okay guys I'm now fully naked

thank you very much Jesus for helping me get naked

okay so let's view the final breakdown of the game

let's see ten and a half thousand is not a very

amusing score

um oh yeah it was No. 4 that was shocking

it was actually Romania

and I really like the United States

I did say that it could be Europe

but for some reason I'm just like oh yes it's us

we started off so strong with No. 1 Colombia

so good ha ha

okay so that concludes today's game of strip

to you guess her

anyways guys I'll see you in the next video

and I hope everybody has a lovely day or evening

wherever you are

for me it is morning here in the UK um

but yeah see you all another time

MUA

hi guys

I'm Kiki of Z and welcome back to another strip Q&A

today we are playing a more strip Q&A with friends

and I'm here with hi Eva

so we're gonna play a round of Street Jeopardy

how is your geography fucking horrible

absolutely horrendous I know nothing

um have you played with jeopardy before

any geography based games

no actually no

I have actually steered quite clear away from geography

closest is the geography section in Trivial Pursuit

which I oh okay

yeah yeah nice

we're gonna start off by playing a rural world

see how far we get

we're gonna strip after every round that we get

more than 500 km away from the correct location

so yeah how you feeling sight

I'm so hyped I'm ready to get naked haha

same I want this bra off right now haha um

but yeah let's get into it

and I really hope that you guys enjoy watching

it's getting twilight oh my gosh

like yeah

folks like Washington kind of like a lake

yeah it's definitely a lake

yeah looks kind of almost looks man made

yeah okay

so yeah cause you're from the US

so you'd know better than I do very

very vaguely that's a long ass boat

that's a really long like barge

okay um

um

it could be yeah

I think the US could be a good shout actually

I'm not very good on the US

so I've only ever really been to Colorado

um you guys

I feel like the telltale sign about the US is that

you guys use miles right

yeah that looks like it says kilometer

does it I don't know

it's giving me a kick oh

oh Java

that does not seem western

no that oh

like 30 as well 30

30 miles an hour is that fast

that's pretty fast that's fast

OK I feel like this is probably cool as America

yeah OK

and it looks like it's right by a port

um

go to heated could it

oh maybe it's like somewhere in Europe

oh could it be Canada

oh uh okay let's just guess this

oh no hahaha

that was terrible yeah

it was oh

it was Belgium hmm

okay that was so far away

um

so yeah fuck

it was so far off so guys

that is a strip so what should we take off first

let's get these fucking jeans off yeah okay

we're wearing that'd be nice okay

lovely

ha ha ha

I find it so hard to take pants off like sexually like

also hope you guys like our little Celtic

Celtic thing going on whatever we are we're a Celtic

okay

oh it's giving the same energy

it is I I feel like

North America and Europe have the same kind of vibe

Salon Vin OK

that's giving France or Italy yeah

LA Roche and I don't yeah

that's we can yeah

like

hmm oh

what if it was like French Canada or maybe like

oh what side of the road is he driving

the right side hahaha

is that the right side

yeah that's the right side of the road

driving on the right oh

so it's American oh yeah

it would be wouldn't it

because you guys drive on the right

is that not

like the only country that drives on the right

is one of the only ones most

I think oh

actually I don't know um

we could go up near the border

I don't know could be maybe yeah

maybe close to friend

like maybe up in like New York Main kind of area yeah

okay let's go like around here

okay

it was Belgium again what

what excuse me

it was like so close

did they drive on the right side of the road there

I have no idea I oh

maybe actually Europe does drive on the right actually

yeah I

I think

it's only English colonies that drive on the left

um that's really annoying

just because

that was so close to where the last one was

we literally just got tricked twice there

apparently Belgium looks very similar to North America

so that is another strip um

it's Jersey time Jersey time

yeah off come the Celtic

yeah

I didn't have any thing else that covered my nipples

so I don't think anyone is complaining no

let me plug you back in oh thank you

so we're in the hills we are in the hills with the

we're probably in like the southern hemisphere

um

it's kind of giving South America

yeah is it like

could I get like California vibes 3

no so that's

that looks Spanish yeah

there's some some Spanish based language and yes

300 meters I assume it could be like

um

like Argentina or Chile

I feel like it kind of look like this

um kind of like dry and chili

oh

the uh

this is the same shit um

driving on the left

yep okay

I reckon

oops my T-shirt

yeah okay

it looks really dry like really hot

yeah and that's like down along

this is dry as fuck so what do you reckon we go

Chile or Argentina Argentina

Argentina good shout

yeah but the color of the ground there looks yeah

way more brown

yeah

oh nice close

but not close enough

no we do have to strip

that was 776 km away so yeah

that was I'm proud of us for that though

I think that was a good that was a good try

so I reckon bra because I want this off

so welcome to the bras all of us haha

oh my gosh yes

we got this one yeah

we're good we're practiced

it looks exactly the same

it's Belgium again haha

um okay

the Google car

it looks a bit different or I don't know

we're right on the coast to the city

yeah it does yeah

um

can you tell what side of the road he's like driving on

though that's like a one one way road

I feel like we can safely say it's not bothering me

yeah those have way more trees

yeah um

it doesn't look super hot and dry like yeah

the green is

green looks more like this is like a big satellite

okay or it could be

is that like a telescope I don't

I think that's a satellite

as a satellite OK

oh what's that

a little

oh

that looks like kind of like an American yeah sign

um

oh thank you for helping me

oh keep yeah

this is giving America yeah

DSPR park

oh what

um DSPR

it could be the Caribbean Caribbean

my love for you

shit oh shit

I reckon we should go like lower North America

yeah Virgin on Mexico maybe

shit

oh ah

the British Virgin Islands

that makes sense oh no

US Virgin Islands ah

okay we were on the right track with the US yeah

hahaha

okay so um

yeah two items of clothing left

I guess I will take my socks off

are you wearing socks oh God no no

that's alright

no that's OK

that's it

that just means we're gonna get the next one right so

um but maybe we can go bottoms

we'll take off the bottoms and then OK

we'll get the next one right

otherwise we'll take off our skin

yes hahaha

cute

okay

we better get this one right on the money yeah

we've got you can take your friend off PD ha ha okay

we've got one more round left guys

let's move on to round number five

okay

we're in the bush yes

um

Northern Hemisphere okay

like I'm just like

a bit hesitant to pick North America again um

what else is in the northern hemisphere like

like Europe or okay Europe

these mountains could give Europe what is this

I'm just really like what

yeah art

I guess the stones at the bottom yeah

kind of like old it's definitely cold

because there's snow up on the mountains

it could be hmm

feel like these fences

you can see these fences in like Europe and like

there's like stone structures around yeah

all of the stone structures are very much good

in Europe it could be like maybe like a Switzerland

kind of like very mountainous

um Switzerland

Switzerland's here what do you reckon

yeah maybe around

yeah

OK

OK I actually think you might get this one right

ha ha

it was Albania oh damn OK

that was very unexpected yeah

ha ha

so yeah it was Albania

um didn't see that one coming

no I really did not

uh to be honest

so yup

off come my socks

and you can show off your lovely hands

yeah lovely ring

I made this ring myself in Japan

haha cute

and I will here is my feet

yes you got lucky then haha

okay and we're fully naked

so let's look at the little

let's see how we how we did overall

how many points did we get

oh shit 757

no 7,000

okay that's just your level

um okay

we did we did it on the practice round

yeah to be honest

we kinda ate that crap yeah

we did so I don't know what happened there

but so yeah

we're a little too obsessed with North America

yeah that's my bad

sorry guys

um so what was our closest guess

the best guess we got was No. 3

um that was Argentina

but such a big country so

and then I think we almost would have gotten closer

choosing Chile yeah

oh yeah

no totally actually yeah

um and then the

what was the worst guess it was No. 1

yeah it was

we guessed what Canada

we guessed in Ontario and it was in Belgium

and it happened again with Round 2

so yeah pull us once

shame on you pull us twice

my bad

how did you feel about your first proper geometry test

game or strip game strip geometry test

love the stripping hate

the shameful nature of not knowing anything

about the world haha

um would you say that's cause you're American or yeah

haha um

so yeah I really hope that you guys enjoyed the strip

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I will see you guys in the next video

oh yeah you should do like a little kiss at the end

so if we could do one at the same time

do like a little mwah okay

we'll hold it okay

yeah

mwah

slay

hi everyone welcome back to a new Weird Wanks episode

as some of you guys will know

there is now a new Fantastic Four film out

which means this is a Fantastic Four Weird Wanks

okay so here is my Invisible Woman cosplay

the new one coming out

not the 2005 version with Jessica Alba

even if I was wearing the same suit as her

I definitely would not look as good in that as she did

it's quite funny to me that John Malkovich is in it

because I watched being John Malkovich the other day um

the other week

and he's been a meme in my head ever since

so

to find out he's in the new Fantastic Four coming out

it was dead funny in my head

I really hope that you guys like the costume though

I am probably gonna take the wig off

um to film this because it's dead uncomfy

it's itchy and I wanna enjoy myself

let me know if you dig the blonde wig

because I dilo do not um

and I would never ever go blonde again

we do not mention the last time I wore a blonde wig OK

I'm begging my editor right now

please do not show them the Barbie outfit

that was the last time I wore a blonde wig

and it has been lost somewhere in my onlyfans vault

and never to be seen again

for the greater good of humanity

Barbie doesn't usually have a hairy pussy

so you got a very special one here anyways

for those of you who aren't actually familiar

with my weird Wank series

basically I make my editor scour

the internet to find the weirdest porn

according to a theme

I believe

he had to search quite hard to find some fantastic Four

Sue Storm porn so I'll be quite interested to see

what he found for me

alright why don't we move on to watching some porn

this is the dildo I chose because it's like transparent

invisible right clever ha ha

okay so as you guys will be able to see

I actually cut a hole in the crotch area um

so that I could wear this suit

and use my dildo at the same time

it did not come crotchless

I cut it which you can probably tell

cause it's a bit of a shoddy job um anyway

let's start our 20 minute video um yeah

yeah

my voice is so annoying

at least I'm self aware

I'm also not wearing the gloves for this

because I need to touch my pussy

so yeah it's just gonna feel weird with the gloves on

now fantastic fools

you shall feel the wrath of doo fantastic fools

why the heck are you so grouchy all the time

yes the finishing touch

now

the world will tremble when they look upon Doctor Doom

Doctor Doom wait the mask is not haha

oh that's funny oh wait

oh it's on the dog's phone upside down oh

it's still dirty

okay once more with feeling the sounds of ah

let us not delay yes the card piece remains

what did you did you say card piece

ah hahaha look out guys

well the card piece is upside down what did you see ah

sorry about your dick dude

I like Adult Swim

they make good funny stuff to be honest

oh I'm just trying to stay awake oh

let me see oh

read

Johnny oh

that woman was on television with our other guest

earlier today

what father stop your prattling girl

I'm trying to think

excellent only two things more oh

this is from the cartoon

that was weird

staying late to run further tests on the subject

are you gonna need any help

I'll be fine see you tomorrow

I'll see you tomorrow

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hot

maybe I can find some cock later wearing this suit

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oh yeah

mmm

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mmm sexy

kind of like

ultimate Overwatch vibes style of animation

oh yeah

oh so creamy

oh my gosh

tickle monster

she's loving it

I quite like being tickled as well sometimes

oh she's licking her feet

I certainly love having my feet licked

that's cute that one ooh

that's actually quite hot I like that

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oh that's feeling good

that's hot I like that

so Sue Storm rocks a bit of a bush

just like me not right now though

that was cool

oh yeah

yeah we see here we got

of course

it's going to be our first official

along with the temporary leader

and I saw that like you know he introduces a Susan

like most of these

to be honest I just can't take seriously

I I cannot like take these ones seriously

oh my God they're kissing his cock

he's making them kiss his cock

to be fair they're not actually doing that themselves

he's got like a is that that's like a dildo

he's got like a cock there in the background

oh coming all over their faces lovely

oh yeah he's freaking loving it

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what's this in the tank

that was a strange one

oh I think I've seen this one myself actually

I'm comically large cock

oh that feels so good

oh it's so deep inside of me

oh

oh that feels so good

oh oh

not gonna lie

this is probably my least favourite style of animation

oh

hmm that's a really cool outfit

my costume

oh my gosh

where I'm supposed to be

how

how did I get here

oh my gosh what did you do here

oh that's a cool costume

yo his costume is way better than hers

ah fuck

oh my God I wanna see more of his costume

that was so good

oh

he looks petrified

a better acting than like the first people

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oh yes

this is what I mean I

this style of animation I really like

and like 2d kind of anime style

but not that other one that I said before

oh so hot

some future Mario

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oh oh oh

I don't like it when you snore from time to time

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thank you guys so much for watching that with me

I think my favourite one was probably the last one

oh oh

and I do like it

but if you don't know from time to time

um in terms of like jerkability

the jerkability scale this is what I mean I

this style of animation I really like um

and then I also I really

really enjoyed the one with that guy who

that's really really good

um doctor in costume

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hmm

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she's so hot

she's too sexy

that was sick

so definitely I'd say those my two favorites

um I also had a bit of a soft spot for

the one at the start those first people at the start

cause it was just really funny

this is so funny

if you guys enjoyed this video

please let me know in the comments um

and drop me a like

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then make sure to check out my fancy

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I will see you all in the next video

Mwah

hey guys

so today I have another porn reaction video for you um

except this one is not a Hentai

it will be a normal porn reaction

um however

it is still an animation

because I love watching porn animations now

and it was recommended to me by derided 3 2

so thank you very much for sending this in

I really appreciate it um

and it's called Ultimate Overwatch Collection hashtag 1

and I'm really excited to watch it

because the graphics in it look absolutely amazing

um from now on

I'll pretty much only be doing porn reactions

to videos that are requested or sent in to me

because I really just want to give you guys

what you would like to see

and I want to make sure everyone gets a go

um to see their favourite porn reacted to

uh so

I took a quick look at this

before I started filming it

and as I said before

the graphics and animation look absolutely amazing

and as I've been watching more of these videos

I've realized how cool the graphics can be

and how much hard work must go into these videos

so I was thinking at some point in the future

I would absolutely love to hire an animator to create

um a 3D porn animation of myself

um it'll be very far in the future though

because I am aware that it costs

like tens of thousands to make

but uh

when that time comes I would definitely love to have uh

hear all your ideas

uh so we can chip

in to make like the ultimate 3D porn animation of me

but with all that said let's get into the video

and I really hope you guys enjoy watching

so

one of the things that I love so much is how realistic

the graphics on this look

like in a way

it looks more realistic than like real life

if that even makes sense I don't know

but like

how you can see like the sweat glistening on the skin

it looks like absolutely amazing

that is so so detailed

wow

she's wearing a butt plug that is so hot

oh oh

dear oh dear

oh dear

oh

I love her outfit

she looks so good

ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh

ugh

I wish I got the angles

ugh ugh

it's so cold ugh ugh

ugh it's so beautiful

the sun's face

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I love her outfit it's so cute

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I love the colour I love that she's purple

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oh that is so cool

and I absolutely love that he was in here

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okay so that is definitely one of the coolest so far

I love her costume I love

like her character and I love that she's purple

I love with the purple I don't know why

oh oh

oh oh

oh it looks so realistic with the comb

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I love the little slap at the end

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oh oh fuck

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that's so cool

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I love that

so deep so deep

oh my God

that is the coolest that is the coolest

wow

that's it

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huh sorry

that was my cool down period um

but hands down

that is definitely the best that I've watched

so far like my favourite by far

and I realized halfway through that I've heard of like

Overwatch is like a video game

I think I've never played it before

um but I know it's a video game

so I imagine these are all characters from the game

um someone let me know in the comments

because I'm intrigued um

but that was very very cool

like I can't get over how realistic everything looks

so thank you so much um

dear dude 3 2 for recommending this

I thoroughly enjoyed that

um but anyway

I hope you guys enjoyed watching that

um I will see you guys in the next video

and I hope you have a lovely night slash day

wherever you are

MUA

oh you poor jinkies

I didn't see you there sorry about that

welcome to a very special

cheeky and zed Halloween edition porn reaction

in case you couldn't tell already

we're going to be watching a very beautiful looking

Velma and Shaggy porn animation today

I used to love watching Scooby Doo

and I've reacted to a couple of Scooby Doo themed

porn animations on my channel before

so I'm very excited to watch this one

because I've loved every single one of them

ever since I cut my hair earlier this year

I thought a Velma cosplay would be perfect for it

so I do hope that you guys like the fit

I also wanted to mention

that I have so much Halloween content

coming out on my pages this month

so make sure to subscribe to my fansly and onlyfans

if you wanna see what I have in store for you guys

let's get into today's video

and I hope you all enjoy watching

great minds think alike

okay people let's get into the video

huh hey

you sure took your time did you get the spare tire

clearly not

hmm

interesting uh necklace

this is very pretty guys

ooh

yep pretty cool

great minds think alike

hmm

did you get bigger since last time

she looks very into it

hmm

ah

hmm hmm hmm

I love Shaggy's cough in my mouth

oh I want it

hmm

oh I hope he bangs you up against the mystery button

that was so cute

definitely my favourite Scooby Doo character

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oh her boobs are like massive

sorry guys I can't cosplay that

I love the colors in this

so beautiful

holy shit I mean

jinkies Shaggy

that was crazy jinkies ready

oh

I love this song

oh oh

oh

oh sadly

that was only 4 minutes guys

um which doesn't leave a lot of time for coming

but I really did enjoy that video

so unfortunately guys

it was only 4 minutes and 20 seconds

so doesn't leave a lot of time for being able to come

but I really enjoyed watching that nonetheless

I thought it was so beautiful

so yeah

I really enjoyed that

if you guys did want to see

so you can make sure to check that out

if you'd like to see a little bit more of me as Velma

I really hope that you guys enjoyed watching this video

and hopefully I'll see you all soon

Mwah

hey guys I hope everyone had an amazing Christmas

I pretty much did drugs the entire time

so I had a blast but I hope you guys did as well

so today

I'm going to be doing another Hentai reaction video

and this one was recommended to me

by one of my subscribers who sent it in to me

so shout out to Beast FM is good

thank you for recommending this um

and it is called Werewolves Having Fun Compilation

and I'm really excited to see what it's like

because the graphics look sick in it um

but yeah please check out the video

and I hope you guys enjoy watching this

okay so it's like a compilation

so it'll be like a bunch of different videos

but the graphics in this looks so fucking cool so

so far so good

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I'm gonna come I'm gonna come again

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okay so that was a really

really fun Hentai

and I love that it was characters like

like animals and stuff I don't know

there's something like sexy about that

but anyway I really enjoyed that and I came like twice

so it must be good um

but yeah

I hope you guys really enjoy watching this video um

please make sure to check out my onlyfans

if you want to see more uncensored content of me um

it's on sale until the end of the year

so it was only $5 so

please make sure to check it out

if you have some spare time

and please comment down below

if you have any porn reactions you'd like me to do um

but other than that I hope everyone has a

lovely New Year's

and I will see you guys in the next video

I'm so stoned while I'm filming this right now

I need some coke to keep me up

I'm so high