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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Do you want subtitles for any video? -=[ ai.MY-SUBS.com ]=- 2 00:00:21,001 --> 00:00:24,584 (French National Anthem) 3 00:00:41,876 --> 00:00:44,167 - Frenchwomen, Frenchmen, 4 00:00:44,959 --> 00:00:47,417 the reason for my speech tonight 5 00:00:47,792 --> 00:00:50,542 is to announce that I decided 6 00:00:50,709 --> 00:00:52,209 to quit. 7 00:00:53,542 --> 00:00:55,167 Long live the Republic! 8 00:00:55,334 --> 00:00:56,792 Long live France! 9 00:00:57,584 --> 00:00:58,584 Goodbye. 10 00:01:11,584 --> 00:01:13,834 * Jeff! We can still see your hair. 11 00:01:14,001 --> 00:01:15,584 - Do I need an haircut? 12 00:01:53,417 --> 00:01:56,042 - Hello, it's us, the Tuches. 13 00:01:56,209 --> 00:02:00,126 Back in Bouzolles, everyone is unemployed. 14 00:02:00,292 --> 00:02:01,834 Following Quack-Quack's advice, 15 00:02:02,001 --> 00:02:05,292 we invested all our money into ecology. 16 00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:07,334 Green Bouzolles, he named it. 17 00:02:07,501 --> 00:02:08,876 Well, it's making money, 18 00:02:09,042 --> 00:02:11,917 but we still struggle, especially with waste sorting. 19 00:02:12,417 --> 00:02:15,376 - Here goes. The blue one? - PAPER AND CARDBOARD. 20 00:02:15,542 --> 00:02:17,001 - The pale blue one? - YOGURTS. 21 00:02:17,167 --> 00:02:19,251 - The royal blue one? - YOGURTS LIDS. 22 00:02:19,417 --> 00:02:21,167 - The pink one? - Q-TIPS. 23 00:02:21,334 --> 00:02:24,126 - The pale pink one? - BEER BOTTLE CAPS. 24 00:02:24,292 --> 00:02:26,376 - The dotted red one? - EGG SHELLS. 25 00:02:26,442 --> 00:02:27,559 - The stripped purple one? 26 00:02:27,626 --> 00:02:30,167 - CAT BRUSHES. - There you go! 27 00:02:30,334 --> 00:02:33,876 - Georges Diouf, just signed up in Qatar. 28 00:02:34,251 --> 00:02:35,584 - Isn't it hot, today? 29 00:02:35,751 --> 00:02:37,917 - No, 116,6 °F, it's winter here. 30 00:02:38,084 --> 00:02:39,917 - He probably shouldn't have. 31 00:02:40,084 --> 00:02:43,251 - Georges! Don't go, Georges! You'll burn! 32 00:02:43,417 --> 00:02:45,209 You'll burn! 33 00:02:45,959 --> 00:02:49,667 - My Stéphanie doesn't share the same humor as Qatari. 34 00:02:49,734 --> 00:02:52,542 Being pregnant, it was best for her to stay Bouzolles. 35 00:02:53,167 --> 00:02:55,959 She felt like she had a mission here. 36 00:02:56,126 --> 00:02:58,751 - You're the most beautiful candidates in the region. 37 00:02:58,917 --> 00:03:00,876 - Coaching... - Chosen among many. 38 00:03:01,042 --> 00:03:02,251 Your goal : 39 00:03:02,417 --> 00:03:04,042 Miss Christmas 2020. 40 00:03:04,751 --> 00:03:05,459 But, hey! 41 00:03:05,626 --> 00:03:07,001 Don't get carried away. 42 00:03:07,167 --> 00:03:09,751 It's a long way until you reach the perfect weight. 43 00:03:10,209 --> 00:03:11,959 - What's the perfect weight? 44 00:03:12,026 --> 00:03:15,282 - The weight of your arms multiplied by four plus two femurs. 45 00:03:16,316 --> 00:03:17,251 Duh! 46 00:03:18,542 --> 00:03:21,917 - Jeff and I bought a new house with a garden. 47 00:03:22,084 --> 00:03:25,417 - Working on my Christmas trees, I am Jeff Tuche 48 00:03:25,584 --> 00:03:30,501 - While unemployed, Jeff is teaching Jiji how to be a real Tuche. 49 00:03:30,667 --> 00:03:32,209 - I like your shoes, Grampa. 50 00:03:32,584 --> 00:03:33,959 - They sure are nice. 51 00:03:34,126 --> 00:03:36,209 Know who owned them before I did? 52 00:03:36,376 --> 00:03:38,001 - No. - Zidane! 53 00:03:38,459 --> 00:03:42,084 He wore them on July 11, 1998 54 00:03:42,251 --> 00:03:45,501 on the day he took out the trash. 55 00:03:46,251 --> 00:03:48,209 - Wow. - Wow, precisely. 56 00:03:48,792 --> 00:03:52,126 This is great, Jiji. We're good, doing nothing. 57 00:03:52,292 --> 00:03:54,459 - We're doing something. We're fishing! 58 00:03:55,126 --> 00:03:56,709 - And so you think! 59 00:03:56,876 --> 00:04:00,667 But look, see? There's no line, no hook, no worm. 60 00:04:00,834 --> 00:04:04,001 Can't fish anything. So we are actually doing nothing. 61 00:04:04,667 --> 00:04:05,709 Working? 62 00:04:05,876 --> 00:04:07,251 - Sucks! - Right! 63 00:04:07,834 --> 00:04:09,001 Go on, don't fish. 64 00:04:09,167 --> 00:04:13,751 - Granny Booze? She found the way to meet her soulmate. 65 00:04:13,917 --> 00:04:16,709 *- Once, a woman claimed to be 85 66 00:04:16,875 --> 00:04:19,625 “but she actually was 67. 67 00:04:19,791 --> 00:04:21,584 *- On OldieButGoldie.com, 68 00:04:21,750 --> 00:04:23,834 “we don't lie about our age. 69 00:04:24,001 --> 00:04:27,417 *- On OldieButGoldie.com, old people are really old. 70 00:04:31,376 --> 00:04:35,084 - As for Will, he's rescuing animals in need 71 00:04:35,251 --> 00:04:37,251 and there's a lot of them, believe me. 72 00:04:37,417 --> 00:04:39,167 - Hey ducks, how's it going? 73 00:04:39,334 --> 00:04:41,292 I have a brother named Quack-Quack. 74 00:04:41,459 --> 00:04:42,834 Hey ponies, how's it going? 75 00:04:43,001 --> 00:04:46,001 Eat up. You still need to grow bigger. 76 00:04:46,167 --> 00:04:48,042 Hey, Rabit! Hey, Rabbit! 77 00:04:48,209 --> 00:04:50,001 Hey, Rabbbit. Rabit, 78 00:04:50,167 --> 00:04:53,292 don't smell Rabbbit's ass, that's a no-no! 79 00:04:54,292 --> 00:04:55,209 Hey, Turkeyo. 80 00:04:56,667 --> 00:04:58,084 Hey, Turkeyi. 81 00:04:58,834 --> 00:05:00,001 Hey, Turkeya. 82 00:05:04,334 --> 00:05:05,334 Turkeya? 83 00:05:06,001 --> 00:05:09,334 - FRIES! FRIES! FRIES! FRIES! 84 00:05:09,501 --> 00:05:13,334 - Yes! Coming, coming! 85 00:05:13,501 --> 00:05:15,584 C'mon, make way. 86 00:05:15,751 --> 00:05:18,084 Roasted turkey with fries. 87 00:05:18,251 --> 00:05:20,126 - Perfect! - That's an organic turkey. 88 00:05:20,292 --> 00:05:23,251 - Sure is organic, she was still wandering in the garden th... 89 00:05:23,417 --> 00:05:25,376 - Can't find this turkey anywhere... 90 00:05:25,542 --> 00:05:26,751 Seen Turkeya today? 91 00:05:27,334 --> 00:05:28,126 - Who? 92 00:05:28,292 --> 00:05:31,709 - Turkeya. Turkeyi's sister, Turkeyo's niece. Dindona. 93 00:05:32,126 --> 00:05:33,501 - Right, Will. - Yeah. 94 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:36,251 - I'll tell you the truth, otherwise no one will. 95 00:05:36,709 --> 00:05:40,042 This morning Turkeya got hit by a car. 96 00:05:41,501 --> 00:05:45,042 And broke her, uh... 97 00:05:45,209 --> 00:05:47,834 a thing, like a knee or something... 98 00:05:48,001 --> 00:05:50,167 We took her to the vet who said 99 00:05:50,334 --> 00:05:52,876 we couldn't use a cast 100 00:05:53,042 --> 00:05:55,376 not even a splint. 101 00:05:55,709 --> 00:05:57,251 So, we asked him 102 00:05:57,417 --> 00:06:00,001 "What do we do with it?" 103 00:06:00,167 --> 00:06:02,667 And he said : "Well, then." 104 00:06:04,834 --> 00:06:06,417 So we did what we had to do. 105 00:06:07,167 --> 00:06:08,459 - Yeah, I get it. 106 00:06:08,626 --> 00:06:09,626 But where is she? 107 00:06:11,709 --> 00:06:12,959 - Well, she is... 108 00:06:13,417 --> 00:06:14,834 She's home. 109 00:06:15,376 --> 00:06:17,167 - Where's home? Where is she from? 110 00:06:19,251 --> 00:06:20,251 - Turkey. 111 00:06:20,417 --> 00:06:23,626 - Just like Turkey vultures. - Of course. 112 00:06:23,792 --> 00:06:26,126 - More poultry meat, hum... - Hubert. 113 00:06:26,792 --> 00:06:27,751 Louis XVI used to 114 00:06:27,917 --> 00:06:29,709 eat turkey twice a day 115 00:06:31,084 --> 00:06:34,209 - Stop pretending to be a historian and just eat, damn it! 116 00:06:34,917 --> 00:06:37,667 - Jiji, pop-quiz! Name this sauce. 117 00:06:37,834 --> 00:06:40,209 - Ketchup. - Let him answer, butthead! 118 00:06:40,376 --> 00:06:41,709 - Don't care, I got it right. 119 00:06:41,876 --> 00:06:43,292 - That's it, Will. 120 00:06:43,459 --> 00:06:45,917 He's got to learn too, he's behind. 121 00:06:46,084 --> 00:06:48,042 Of course he is, he's Parisian. 122 00:06:48,209 --> 00:06:51,542 - That's fine, try again. What's this sauce? 123 00:06:52,917 --> 00:06:54,626 (- Samurai... Samurai...) 124 00:06:54,792 --> 00:06:56,459 - Samurai sauce! 125 00:06:56,626 --> 00:06:58,959 - I told him. - Wait, wait! 126 00:06:59,126 --> 00:07:01,042 Samouraï sauce, how is it? 127 00:07:01,209 --> 00:07:04,167 - Spicy, spicy, spicy! - It's so spicy that your eyes hurt! 128 00:07:04,334 --> 00:07:06,626 - SAMURAI! - Nice, my Jiji! 129 00:07:06,792 --> 00:07:09,001 Bravo. - And what's happening Saturday? 130 00:07:09,167 --> 00:07:10,667 - Grandma Cathy's birthday! 131 00:07:10,834 --> 00:07:14,042 Congratulations 132 00:07:14,209 --> 00:07:18,667 - Those are baby questions, I too knew the answer. 133 00:07:18,834 --> 00:07:20,209 No need to cheer for him. 134 00:07:24,709 --> 00:07:26,376 - Here are the plates... 135 00:07:26,959 --> 00:07:28,167 - Thanks. 136 00:07:29,501 --> 00:07:30,792 - Something wrong, Cathy? 137 00:07:30,959 --> 00:07:32,501 - It's alright, it's alright. 138 00:07:32,667 --> 00:07:34,876 - I know you like a husband knows his wife. 139 00:07:35,042 --> 00:07:37,251 - Well, we are husband and wife. 140 00:07:37,417 --> 00:07:38,626 - All the more reason. 141 00:07:41,459 --> 00:07:44,659 Why do you wash them before putting them in the dishwater? 142 00:07:44,826 --> 00:07:46,417 - I always do that. 143 00:07:46,584 --> 00:07:49,292 You'd know if you cared enough. 144 00:07:51,334 --> 00:07:53,459 - Tell me what's wrong, darling. 145 00:07:54,459 --> 00:07:57,459 - I want my family to be there for my birthday. 146 00:07:57,626 --> 00:07:59,542 - But we will be there! 147 00:07:59,709 --> 00:08:01,876 - I want my sister too. 148 00:08:02,042 --> 00:08:06,167 I barely talk to her twice a year on the phone. 149 00:08:06,626 --> 00:08:07,751 - Here it goes again! 150 00:08:07,917 --> 00:08:11,001 - It's normal for my sister to be there, right? 151 00:08:11,167 --> 00:08:14,167 - You know it's not about Maggy, 152 00:08:14,234 --> 00:08:16,226 but her husband, stupid Jean-Yves. 153 00:08:16,292 --> 00:08:17,917 - Oh right, yes, big deal. 154 00:08:18,084 --> 00:08:21,126 You had a fight 10 years ago 155 00:08:21,292 --> 00:08:23,001 and I still suffer from it. 156 00:08:23,167 --> 00:08:25,876 Really! The devil and the deep blue sea! 157 00:08:26,042 --> 00:08:27,501 The devil and the deep blue sea! 158 00:08:27,667 --> 00:08:29,876 - Jean-Yves, he was stupid 10 years ago 159 00:08:30,042 --> 00:08:31,959 he should still be stupid now. 160 00:08:32,126 --> 00:08:34,542 - Yes, you don't know that, you don't. 161 00:08:36,251 --> 00:08:38,707 Plus, it's easy to make peace with stupid. 162 00:08:40,917 --> 00:08:42,292 - I cannot forgive him. 163 00:08:45,917 --> 00:08:47,167 - 1 300... 164 00:08:47,334 --> 00:08:50,667 - Is this gonna be long? - Don't worry, anytime soon. 165 00:08:50,834 --> 00:08:53,584 Thanks for coming with me. When you'll see her, 166 00:08:53,751 --> 00:08:54,876 you'll be amazed. 167 00:08:55,042 --> 00:08:58,167 - Let's end this sale with some humor! 168 00:08:59,126 --> 00:09:00,917 - Here she is, here she is... 169 00:09:01,084 --> 00:09:05,126 - A 1987 R21 Manager, 215,500 miles... 170 00:09:05,292 --> 00:09:06,376 - Beautiful! 171 00:09:06,542 --> 00:09:07,834 - What about it? 172 00:09:08,001 --> 00:09:10,917 - It's not just a car. It's a a masterpiece. 173 00:09:11,084 --> 00:09:12,292 She's got a tiny flaw 174 00:09:12,459 --> 00:09:14,167 and it makes her perfect. 175 00:09:14,334 --> 00:09:17,959 I have all the money left from my unemployment benefit: 200 bucks. 176 00:09:18,126 --> 00:09:20,084 - How much is your unemployment benefit? 177 00:09:20,251 --> 00:09:21,126 - 2,000 bucks a month. 178 00:09:21,292 --> 00:09:23,001 - Damn. - Know why? 179 00:09:23,167 --> 00:09:25,209 I registered with two names. 180 00:09:25,376 --> 00:09:26,542 “Tuche”, 181 00:09:26,917 --> 00:09:30,126 I closed the "U" with a pen, making it "Toche". 182 00:09:30,751 --> 00:09:33,292 Touche and Touche. Like Macintosh! 183 00:09:33,459 --> 00:09:34,376 - Damn! 184 00:09:34,542 --> 00:09:40,084 - I also get veterans' benefits for WWII and child support. 185 00:09:40,251 --> 00:09:41,292 - Damn! 186 00:09:41,459 --> 00:09:42,376 - Right! 187 00:09:42,542 --> 00:09:44,167 - Opening bid: 20 euros. 188 00:09:44,334 --> 00:09:45,542 - 30 euros! 189 00:09:45,709 --> 00:09:48,542 - 30 going once, going twice. - 50! 190 00:09:48,709 --> 00:09:50,042 - 50 going once, going twice. 191 00:09:50,209 --> 00:09:51,542 - 120! - 120! 192 00:09:51,709 --> 00:09:52,459 - 130. 193 00:09:52,626 --> 00:09:53,626 - Fuck. 194 00:09:53,792 --> 00:09:55,959 Don't care, all-in... 195 00:09:56,542 --> 00:09:57,459 200! 196 00:09:57,626 --> 00:09:58,626 What do you say? 197 00:09:58,792 --> 00:09:59,834 Thanks, benefits! 198 00:10:00,001 --> 00:10:01,001 - 200 euros 199 00:10:01,167 --> 00:10:03,292 going once, 200 going twice... 200 00:10:03,459 --> 00:10:05,501 - 201 euros! 201 00:10:05,667 --> 00:10:07,334 - 201 euros, going once... 202 00:10:07,501 --> 00:10:08,834 - Why, Jean-Yves? 203 00:10:09,001 --> 00:10:10,459 - 201 euros, going twice... 204 00:10:10,626 --> 00:10:12,876 - Only a manager can drive a Manager. 205 00:10:13,042 --> 00:10:14,709 - 201 euros, sold! 206 00:10:20,792 --> 00:10:21,876 - Ah, dear, 207 00:10:22,042 --> 00:10:23,501 did you apply for the violin thing? 208 00:10:23,667 --> 00:10:25,376 Is it during the holidays? 209 00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:29,001 - Yes, this year Renaud Capuçon is visiting 210 00:10:30,167 --> 00:10:31,709 - Renaud Capuçon... 211 00:10:31,876 --> 00:10:33,042 Don't who who he is, but 212 00:10:33,209 --> 00:10:35,126 Capuçon rhymes with violon. (violin in french) 213 00:10:36,667 --> 00:10:40,126 - I'll let you know soon. Yes, sending you kisses. 214 00:10:41,209 --> 00:10:42,376 - Who was it? 215 00:10:44,292 --> 00:10:45,501 - Jeff. 216 00:10:45,876 --> 00:10:46,751 - Jeff? 217 00:10:47,167 --> 00:10:49,542 - Jeff Tuche, my sister Cathy's husband. 218 00:10:49,709 --> 00:10:51,001 - What did he want? 219 00:10:51,376 --> 00:10:53,501 - He asked if you were still alive. 220 00:10:54,251 --> 00:10:55,334 - Of course. 221 00:10:55,501 --> 00:10:57,126 - So I said yes, 222 00:10:57,917 --> 00:11:01,209 and he replied, that's a direct quote: 223 00:11:01,376 --> 00:11:02,626 "Too bad.” 224 00:11:03,167 --> 00:11:04,751 - Is that it? - No. 225 00:11:04,917 --> 00:11:07,042 You're invited to Cathy's birthday, 226 00:11:07,209 --> 00:11:09,584 well, actually, I am invited 227 00:11:09,751 --> 00:11:10,834 Of course. 228 00:11:11,001 --> 00:11:14,001 But since you're still alive, and still my husband... 229 00:11:14,167 --> 00:11:15,251 You're also invited 230 00:11:15,709 --> 00:11:17,417 - Well, not happening. 231 00:11:20,334 --> 00:11:22,209 Jeff and I, we're opposites. 232 00:11:22,667 --> 00:11:26,376 I am a self-made man, hard-working and tireless. 233 00:11:26,834 --> 00:11:28,501 While this parasite, 234 00:11:28,667 --> 00:11:31,167 this lazy redhead, this dumb slacker... 235 00:11:33,834 --> 00:11:36,542 - Would you mind playing violin in your room? 236 00:11:36,709 --> 00:11:38,626 - But mom. - Go play some violin. 237 00:11:39,959 --> 00:11:42,501 - I'm getting tired of violin... 238 00:11:48,292 --> 00:11:52,959 - Cathy and I are sick and tired of of your stupid macho fight, 239 00:11:53,126 --> 00:11:54,751 your stupid grudges. 240 00:11:54,917 --> 00:11:58,626 - Maggy, when a Hammer says no, it's final. 241 00:11:59,167 --> 00:12:00,709 - If you don't come, 242 00:12:01,209 --> 00:12:02,876 no more boom-boom. 243 00:12:03,251 --> 00:12:06,376 None, over. You can put it in a bag 244 00:12:06,542 --> 00:12:08,667 and ship it overseas! 245 00:12:09,376 --> 00:12:10,709 - Oh, no. 246 00:12:11,584 --> 00:12:14,751 - CATHY, SING A SONG! CATHY, SING A SONG! 247 00:12:14,917 --> 00:12:17,501 - My family lives in Limarais 248 00:12:17,667 --> 00:12:20,376 Our kind of people isn't fancy 249 00:12:21,459 --> 00:12:23,792 Spending all auntumn digging up the soil 250 00:12:24,209 --> 00:12:26,751 For we are just peasants 251 00:12:28,084 --> 00:12:30,834 Don't have much to say 252 00:12:31,001 --> 00:12:33,584 But I've always loved them 253 00:12:34,001 --> 00:12:37,084 From time to time, I visit them 254 00:12:37,251 --> 00:12:39,417 Spending Sundays in Limarais 255 00:12:41,001 --> 00:12:44,042 Is it bothering you to walk in the mud 256 00:12:44,209 --> 00:12:47,126 - Is it bothering you to hang out with us 257 00:12:47,292 --> 00:12:50,042 - Is it bothering you to walk in the mud 258 00:12:50,542 --> 00:12:53,667 - Is it bothering you to hang out with us 259 00:12:53,834 --> 00:12:55,084 - Yeah! 260 00:12:55,417 --> 00:12:57,209 Bravo, everyone! 261 00:12:58,001 --> 00:12:58,959 Maggie! 262 00:12:59,126 --> 00:13:00,292 - Cathy! 263 00:13:02,001 --> 00:13:03,501 - Well done, Maggy! 264 00:13:03,667 --> 00:13:06,501 *- Jeff called us. *- My Jeff! 265 00:13:06,667 --> 00:13:08,501 - Happy birthday, my darling! 266 00:13:08,667 --> 00:13:10,751 *- Oh, that's very nice, it's... 267 00:13:10,917 --> 00:13:13,709 And uh, when is-- where is Jean-Yves? 268 00:13:13,876 --> 00:13:17,501 *- He's coming. He's just busy with his new job. 269 00:13:18,042 --> 00:13:21,084 - What a shame! Oh, what a shame, what a shame! 270 00:13:21,667 --> 00:13:23,417 What a shame. 271 00:13:23,584 --> 00:13:24,917 What a shame. 272 00:13:25,709 --> 00:13:27,042 Such a shame... 273 00:13:28,209 --> 00:13:31,209 What a shame! What a shame, what a shame! 274 00:13:31,376 --> 00:13:32,417 * You done, Jeff? 275 00:13:33,042 --> 00:13:34,792 - Sorry I missed the show. 276 00:13:34,959 --> 00:13:36,792 I had a meeting with the States. 277 00:13:36,959 --> 00:13:38,709 *- Speak of the Devil! 278 00:13:38,876 --> 00:13:40,751 “Jean-Yves, my brother-in-law! 279 00:13:44,251 --> 00:13:46,167 *- I'm glad you made it 280 00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:48,751 *we're so happy you're here. Right? 281 00:13:49,209 --> 00:13:50,084 - So happy. 282 00:13:50,251 --> 00:13:51,501 *- I'm super excited. 283 00:13:52,667 --> 00:13:55,917 *Alice, you've grown, my dear! You're beautiful! 284 00:13:56,376 --> 00:13:57,501 - Hello, aunt Cathy. 285 00:13:57,667 --> 00:14:00,542 - I wish you a happy birthday Catherine... 286 00:14:00,709 --> 00:14:03,709 - Catherine? Do I call you Jean-Yves? 287 00:14:04,709 --> 00:14:08,376 - Give auntie her gift, get it over with, and poof. 288 00:14:08,792 --> 00:14:09,917 *- Poof what? 289 00:14:10,959 --> 00:14:12,501 - Poof, we're happy. 290 00:14:13,084 --> 00:14:15,084 - Happy birthday, auntie! - Oh! 291 00:14:15,251 --> 00:14:17,334 Cracklings from Sainte-Crécelles! 292 00:14:17,401 --> 00:14:18,501 *- Kirsch-flavored! 293 00:14:19,001 --> 00:14:21,876 - Oh now, I say, that's our childhood. 294 00:14:22,959 --> 00:14:25,251 Let's have a drink. Come with me. 295 00:14:25,417 --> 00:14:28,042 C'mon, Maggy! Let's have a drink! 296 00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:38,459 - I drove here. 297 00:14:38,876 --> 00:14:41,167 - Duh, you didn't walk here. 298 00:14:42,167 --> 00:14:43,834 With such tiny legs, 299 00:14:44,251 --> 00:14:45,767 it would have taken forever. 300 00:14:45,834 --> 00:14:48,042 - Guess which car I was driving. 301 00:14:51,626 --> 00:14:53,334 - Say hi to aunt Maggie. - Hi! 302 00:14:53,792 --> 00:14:55,626 - What a handsome little man! 303 00:14:56,834 --> 00:14:57,709 - That's Jiji, 304 00:14:57,876 --> 00:15:00,126 our grand-son, Stephanie's son. 305 00:15:00,292 --> 00:15:02,584 And there's another one on the way. 306 00:15:03,876 --> 00:15:06,167 - Why is his brother still on the way? 307 00:15:07,417 --> 00:15:10,417 - I'll explain later. Congratulations, Stéphanie. 308 00:15:10,584 --> 00:15:11,751 - Thanks! 309 00:15:11,917 --> 00:15:14,251 - She really can be busy! 310 00:15:14,417 --> 00:15:16,084 - I have my own Miss school. 311 00:15:16,501 --> 00:15:17,834 - What's a Miss? 312 00:15:18,001 --> 00:15:19,584 - Well, a Miss... 313 00:15:19,751 --> 00:15:21,042 - She doesn't know... 314 00:15:21,209 --> 00:15:24,417 - It's like the President... but 315 00:15:25,042 --> 00:15:26,001 with a dress. 316 00:15:26,167 --> 00:15:27,251 - Exactly! 317 00:15:27,667 --> 00:15:30,209 *- This one is for Turkeya... 318 00:15:30,376 --> 00:15:33,751 “My favorite Turkey. The song is L'Alouette. 319 00:15:34,459 --> 00:15:37,459 Lark, nice lark 320 00:15:38,126 --> 00:15:40,917 - How long have you been using the app? 321 00:15:41,084 --> 00:15:44,001 - Be warned, never on the first night... 322 00:15:44,167 --> 00:15:45,126 sober. 323 00:15:45,959 --> 00:15:47,709 - I love stuffed animals. 324 00:15:47,876 --> 00:15:51,042 Lat year, I shot and stuffed a deer. 325 00:15:58,209 --> 00:16:00,501 *- Now, my dad will sing... 326 00:16:00,667 --> 00:16:02,292 *But it's still my mic... 327 00:16:04,167 --> 00:16:05,251 - Cathy 328 00:16:07,459 --> 00:16:10,001 There's so many men that I am not 329 00:16:12,292 --> 00:16:13,959 There's so many words 330 00:16:14,542 --> 00:16:15,626 to speak 331 00:16:16,167 --> 00:16:18,584 That I don't say 332 00:16:20,459 --> 00:16:21,626 Oh Cathy 333 00:16:21,792 --> 00:16:22,792 - Ah, hello. 334 00:16:22,959 --> 00:16:24,501 Wait, let me guess. 335 00:16:25,459 --> 00:16:27,501 - You're Donald? - Exactly! 336 00:16:28,126 --> 00:16:30,917 - How's it going, unc Jean-Yves? - Hi, Will. 337 00:16:31,084 --> 00:16:34,001 - No, I'm Donald. - You said you were. 338 00:16:34,167 --> 00:16:36,667 - Yes, I am. You are you? - Well, Jean-Yves. 339 00:16:36,834 --> 00:16:39,001 - You're not Donald? - No, that's your brother. 340 00:16:39,167 --> 00:16:40,584 - Who's brother? - Will's. 341 00:16:40,751 --> 00:16:42,084 - And who's Will? 342 00:16:43,209 --> 00:16:45,709 - Well, you are. - See, you know it. 343 00:16:45,876 --> 00:16:49,917 - Almost forgotten dreams 344 00:16:50,084 --> 00:16:52,167 Fading away 345 00:16:52,334 --> 00:16:56,334 Let the devil take them 346 00:16:57,001 --> 00:17:00,126 Everything seems meaningless 347 00:17:02,584 --> 00:17:04,084 Vanishing 348 00:17:06,165 --> 00:17:07,459 In the... 349 00:17:07,626 --> 00:17:09,501 In the blue of your eyes 350 00:17:12,084 --> 00:17:13,126 Cathy. 351 00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:22,165 - Thank you, my Jeff. 352 00:17:24,251 --> 00:17:28,334 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CATHY! 353 00:17:28,501 --> 00:17:31,876 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CATHY! 354 00:17:32,876 --> 00:17:37,001 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CATHY! 355 00:17:42,001 --> 00:17:43,501 - Oh, what fun. 356 00:17:44,084 --> 00:17:47,417 "No boom-boom", that's our atom bomb! 357 00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:50,251 - Why are you laughing? 358 00:17:50,667 --> 00:17:53,209 - We're talking nuclear weapons. 359 00:17:53,376 --> 00:17:57,042 - THAT'S THE LIMARAIS DANCE TAP ON THE HEAD 360 00:17:57,209 --> 00:18:01,001 THAT'S THE LIMARAIS DANCE TAP ON THE HEAD 361 00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:04,876 THAT'S THE LIMARAIS DANCE TAP ON THE HEAD 362 00:18:06,792 --> 00:18:08,584 - Cathy! Maggy! 363 00:18:11,542 --> 00:18:13,876 Happy birthday, Cathy! 364 00:18:14,042 --> 00:18:16,709 Happy birthday, Cathy! 365 00:18:16,876 --> 00:18:19,417 - Careful, you're drunk, Maggy. - No. 366 00:18:19,584 --> 00:18:21,501 - Aim for the door. 367 00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:22,751 Well then... 368 00:18:22,917 --> 00:18:26,751 That's the biggest room, and it's Will's, 369 00:18:26,917 --> 00:18:28,417 - Yes, it is mine. 370 00:18:29,459 --> 00:18:31,459 - Well then, then Alice... 371 00:18:33,417 --> 00:18:35,542 Well, she can sleep with Jiji. 372 00:18:36,376 --> 00:18:39,501 - It's too much trouble. We better leave. 373 00:18:39,667 --> 00:18:43,001 - I want to sleep over at my sister's. 374 00:18:43,376 --> 00:18:45,209 Jean-Yves Hammer! - She said it! 375 00:18:45,376 --> 00:18:46,542 As the TV thing said... 376 00:18:48,042 --> 00:18:50,459 The ad, PSA thing... 377 00:18:50,626 --> 00:18:53,209 "When you love drunk people, 378 00:18:53,626 --> 00:18:55,042 "don't let them drive." 379 00:18:55,834 --> 00:18:57,084 Good night, Jean-Yves. 380 00:18:57,251 --> 00:18:58,792 We'll get you cleaned up. 381 00:18:58,959 --> 00:19:00,334 - Oh no, no shower! 382 00:19:00,501 --> 00:19:02,001 - Use a washing mitt. 383 00:19:02,067 --> 00:19:04,001 We can't fit through at the same time. 384 00:19:04,501 --> 00:19:06,917 - That's the Limarais dance... 385 00:19:07,084 --> 00:19:07,834 - Maggie! 386 00:19:08,001 --> 00:19:10,417 - You built this? - Yep. 387 00:19:10,584 --> 00:19:12,459 - It's nice. - Yep. 388 00:19:13,126 --> 00:19:15,042 - Oh, a little door. 389 00:19:15,209 --> 00:19:16,126 - Yep. 390 00:19:16,292 --> 00:19:17,734 - Ah fuck! 391 00:19:18,001 --> 00:19:20,876 - That's Éric's house, but he's depressed. 392 00:19:55,876 --> 00:19:58,667 - Ah, I read the "Echoes" newspaper, do you? 393 00:19:58,834 --> 00:20:02,126 - Do you. Do you. Do you... 394 00:20:02,292 --> 00:20:03,334 - What? 395 00:20:03,501 --> 00:20:06,501 - What. What. What... 396 00:20:06,667 --> 00:20:08,917 - Ah ok. I get it. Echoes... Very funny. 397 00:20:09,084 --> 00:20:11,251 - Very funny. Very funny... 398 00:20:11,417 --> 00:20:13,167 - Right, are you done? - Yeah. 399 00:20:13,334 --> 00:20:15,126 - Ah, it's hot! - What is it? 400 00:20:15,792 --> 00:20:17,751 - Hot flashes, the change of life... 401 00:20:18,126 --> 00:20:19,167 - The what? 402 00:20:19,334 --> 00:20:20,959 - The change of life. You... 403 00:20:21,126 --> 00:20:22,376 - Ah yes! 404 00:20:22,917 --> 00:20:24,626 - Don't you have it? - Well no. 405 00:20:24,792 --> 00:20:27,917 - Hi everyone, slept well? Say hi to Éric. 406 00:20:28,084 --> 00:20:29,417 - Hello, Éric! 407 00:20:30,417 --> 00:20:32,417 - Hello, Éric. 408 00:20:32,584 --> 00:20:33,959 - From what I've heard, 409 00:20:34,917 --> 00:20:37,876 the more you do it, know what I mean, 410 00:20:38,501 --> 00:20:41,917 the later it comes... Seen that on TV. 411 00:20:42,084 --> 00:20:45,167 - So, Hammer, still enjoy working? 412 00:20:45,667 --> 00:20:46,626 - I do. 413 00:20:46,792 --> 00:20:49,042 Love working at Magazone, 414 00:20:49,209 --> 00:20:51,084 maybe you've heard of it. 415 00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:52,417 - No. 416 00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:55,292 - I ordered a pizza that was never delivered. 417 00:20:55,459 --> 00:20:56,959 Can you pay me back? - No! 418 00:20:57,126 --> 00:20:59,209 - 8 cheese pizzas It was two 3-cheese pizzas. 419 00:20:59,376 --> 00:21:01,209 - Two times three equals six. - Prove it! 420 00:21:03,334 --> 00:21:05,501 - Jeff's underwear is a real toaster. 421 00:21:05,667 --> 00:21:08,209 It's hot, hot, hot! Never stops. 422 00:21:08,376 --> 00:21:11,876 We do it constantly, not as much as when we were younger. 423 00:21:12,042 --> 00:21:14,042 But at least three times a day. 424 00:21:14,542 --> 00:21:15,501 - Oh okay... 425 00:21:16,501 --> 00:21:18,209 - Don't look at me that way. 426 00:21:18,376 --> 00:21:19,917 Looks like you're judging me... 427 00:21:20,084 --> 00:21:21,417 - I'm not judging. 428 00:21:21,584 --> 00:21:23,709 - What was I saying? - Wasn't listening. 429 00:21:25,376 --> 00:21:27,542 Laughing makes me thirsty, want a beer? 430 00:21:27,709 --> 00:21:28,792 - No, thanks. 431 00:21:32,542 --> 00:21:33,251 Ah, Donald. 432 00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:35,917 I'm telling you because I know you're discreet. 433 00:21:37,167 --> 00:21:39,876 Something wrong with the toilet, there's no water. 434 00:21:40,042 --> 00:21:41,709 - It's a dry toilet. 435 00:21:41,876 --> 00:21:44,001 So we don't waste water. 436 00:21:44,167 --> 00:21:45,126 - But it stinks! 437 00:21:45,292 --> 00:21:47,751 - Ah, it stinks? Ah shoot, it stinks... 438 00:21:47,917 --> 00:21:49,501 Eat organic, it'll stink less. 439 00:21:52,876 --> 00:21:54,292 - This stay's gonna be long. 440 00:21:55,542 --> 00:21:56,959 - I'm okay being king, 441 00:21:57,126 --> 00:21:58,417 but I'm a lazy king. 442 00:21:58,584 --> 00:21:59,917 - I am your queen... 443 00:22:00,084 --> 00:22:01,751 - The prettiest candidates... 444 00:22:01,917 --> 00:22:04,376 Your goal : Miss Christmas 2020. 445 00:22:08,501 --> 00:22:10,834 - Oh, what does he want now? 446 00:22:11,542 --> 00:22:14,376 Such beautiful tinsels... Beautiful. 447 00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:16,834 Beautiful tinsels. Good idea. 448 00:22:17,001 --> 00:22:20,001 There, now I just need to plug them. 449 00:22:20,167 --> 00:22:23,334 - What happens when you drive? - I have a solution. 450 00:22:23,501 --> 00:22:24,292 - So? 451 00:22:24,709 --> 00:22:26,084 - Use an extension cord. 452 00:22:29,834 --> 00:22:31,709 - You'll never a big one, 453 00:22:31,876 --> 00:22:33,459 or it's gonna unplug. 454 00:22:33,626 --> 00:22:35,667 - And it's gonna knot in the roundabouts! 455 00:22:36,167 --> 00:22:39,001 Come on, Jean-Yves! Extension cord, of course not! 456 00:22:39,626 --> 00:22:41,626 - Very funny, really... 457 00:22:43,167 --> 00:22:45,834 - Honestly, little Alice is talented. 458 00:22:46,001 --> 00:22:48,584 Never seen anything like it! She's got it! 459 00:22:49,167 --> 00:22:52,542 - She's got what my Stéphanie also got. 460 00:22:52,709 --> 00:22:55,001 - You got it! - Miss looks nice on a resume too. 461 00:22:56,542 --> 00:22:58,001 - Jean-Yves. 462 00:22:59,334 --> 00:23:01,667 - I want to ask something but I'm afraid... 463 00:23:01,834 --> 00:23:04,459 I wanted to know how is the Manager doing. 464 00:23:04,626 --> 00:23:08,001 - It's in the garage, gotta take it to the junkyard. 465 00:23:08,167 --> 00:23:09,376 - Oh, God! Shush, no. 466 00:23:09,542 --> 00:23:11,501 No, you misheard, he didn't say that. 467 00:23:12,126 --> 00:23:14,084 Your sister is fine, don't worry. 468 00:23:14,251 --> 00:23:16,334 There, she's shaking now... 469 00:23:16,959 --> 00:23:19,376 Tell her that she's okay. 470 00:23:19,542 --> 00:23:21,209 - Now enough with the jokes. 471 00:23:26,834 --> 00:23:28,167 Your sister is okay. 472 00:23:28,334 --> 00:23:30,792 - Non, I can't believe it... - Fuck! 473 00:23:30,959 --> 00:23:34,084 - He thinks a car has feelings and needs an extension cord! 474 00:23:34,251 --> 00:23:35,417 That's crazy, Jean-Yves! 475 00:23:35,584 --> 00:23:37,209 - Mom, can I become Miss? 476 00:23:37,376 --> 00:23:40,417 - We'll discuss it with your dad. There's no rush. 477 00:23:40,584 --> 00:23:43,709 - Yes, actually, it needs to be now. 478 00:23:43,876 --> 00:23:45,141 Your daughter is a winner, 479 00:23:45,209 --> 00:23:46,959 a rough diamond. 480 00:23:47,126 --> 00:23:50,542 I can shape her, like a true artist... 481 00:23:50,709 --> 00:23:53,126 I can spu... I can scu... 482 00:23:54,001 --> 00:23:55,667 I can scuf.... 483 00:23:55,834 --> 00:23:58,167 I can spult... I can spouft... 484 00:23:58,334 --> 00:23:59,917 - Sculpt her. - I can spult... 485 00:24:00,459 --> 00:24:02,292 I can make her win. 486 00:24:02,459 --> 00:24:03,876 - That was good. 487 00:24:04,334 --> 00:24:06,709 - I'm tired of violin... - So am I. 488 00:24:06,876 --> 00:24:08,042 - It sucks! - It does. 489 00:24:08,109 --> 00:24:10,325 - You mentioned the extension cord first. 490 00:24:10,334 --> 00:24:12,126 - No! No! - Yes! Yes! 491 00:24:12,292 --> 00:24:15,084 - Feeling better, enemies-in-law? 492 00:24:15,251 --> 00:24:16,334 Ah, such fun! 493 00:24:16,401 --> 00:24:19,209 - C'est du passé. (it's in the past) - C'est simple. (it's easy) 494 00:24:19,276 --> 00:24:20,917 - It's simple past tense. (past tense) 495 00:24:21,084 --> 00:24:23,417 - Stop repeating what I say. 496 00:24:23,584 --> 00:24:24,959 (- It's ok.) 497 00:24:25,376 --> 00:24:26,542 - Dear, 498 00:24:26,709 --> 00:24:28,209 now is the time for the surprise. 499 00:24:57,667 --> 00:24:58,667 Beautiful! 500 00:24:59,209 --> 00:25:00,209 - Bravo! 501 00:25:00,376 --> 00:25:02,459 - Bravo! - Amazing! 502 00:25:04,584 --> 00:25:06,584 (- Put your violin away.) 503 00:25:07,001 --> 00:25:09,542 - I also played bagpipe when I was a kid. 504 00:25:10,001 --> 00:25:11,626 - Well done! Well done, Alice. 505 00:25:11,792 --> 00:25:14,751 Violin is not part of my 100 favorite instruments 506 00:25:15,251 --> 00:25:16,209 but now, 507 00:25:16,376 --> 00:25:17,459 you surprised me. 508 00:25:17,626 --> 00:25:19,501 - Does Jiji play any instrument? 509 00:25:19,667 --> 00:25:21,584 Piano, violin, flute? 510 00:25:21,751 --> 00:25:23,709 - Jiji is gifted! Right? 511 00:25:23,876 --> 00:25:25,959 A genius. Just like his grandpa. 512 00:25:26,542 --> 00:25:27,584 Ready, Jiji? 513 00:25:27,751 --> 00:25:30,709 - Yes, grandpa. - Show them, focus. 514 00:25:32,251 --> 00:25:33,167 TANF? 515 00:25:33,234 --> 00:25:35,576 - Temporary Assistance for Needy Families. 516 00:25:36,667 --> 00:25:37,584 - LIH? 517 00:25:37,751 --> 00:25:39,292 - Low Income Housing. 518 00:25:39,459 --> 00:25:42,792 Houses for people with low income, hence the name of it. 519 00:25:43,417 --> 00:25:44,542 - SSDI? 520 00:25:45,876 --> 00:25:47,626 - Social Sec... 521 00:25:47,959 --> 00:25:52,042 - Social Security Disability Insurance! Pretend to be disable to get it! 522 00:25:52,209 --> 00:25:55,459 - My grandson is the Mozart of social benefits! 523 00:25:55,626 --> 00:25:57,667 Bravo, my Jiji! You're the best! 524 00:25:57,834 --> 00:25:59,501 - My pride, bravo! 525 00:26:00,417 --> 00:26:01,459 - Well, 526 00:26:02,626 --> 00:26:04,042 where's rabbbit? 527 00:26:04,209 --> 00:26:07,042 - Didn't have time for fancy cuisine 528 00:26:07,209 --> 00:26:09,792 so I did a "just-throw-it-in-too". - Ah! 529 00:26:09,959 --> 00:26:13,292 - So I threw rabbit, fries, mash potatoes, 530 00:26:13,459 --> 00:26:14,917 and gratin in too. 531 00:26:15,084 --> 00:26:18,001 - Is it good, mom? - It's this week's leftovers. 532 00:26:18,167 --> 00:26:19,376 - The older it is. 533 00:26:19,542 --> 00:26:21,626 - The better it tastes! 534 00:26:21,792 --> 00:26:23,542 - Here, that's for you. 535 00:26:23,709 --> 00:26:27,876 Dreams, Alice, you can't just dream them, you must live them. 536 00:26:28,042 --> 00:26:29,042 It;s for you. 537 00:26:29,209 --> 00:26:31,584 - A rabbit escaped, I don't know how. 538 00:26:34,126 --> 00:26:35,417 He doesn't have keys. 539 00:26:35,584 --> 00:26:37,459 - Must have used his rabbit's foot. 540 00:26:37,626 --> 00:26:39,334 - Thanks for having me. 541 00:26:41,042 --> 00:26:43,167 It's nice to see a reunited family. 542 00:26:44,834 --> 00:26:45,792 - Not too much. 543 00:26:45,959 --> 00:26:48,959 - Maggy, how do you survive without potato? 544 00:26:49,126 --> 00:26:49,959 - It's my diet. 545 00:26:50,126 --> 00:26:53,792 - A potato-less diet, isn't right for a Bouzollaise. 546 00:26:54,417 --> 00:26:56,292 Let me just explain it then. 547 00:26:56,709 --> 00:26:59,334 Your body cells remember what you eat 548 00:26:59,501 --> 00:27:00,959 since you're a child. 549 00:27:01,126 --> 00:27:02,876 So your cells 550 00:27:03,042 --> 00:27:05,001 remember potato. 551 00:27:05,167 --> 00:27:06,251 You could die 552 00:27:06,417 --> 00:27:07,917 if you don't eat some. 553 00:27:08,084 --> 00:27:09,501 - Really? - Yes, 554 00:27:09,667 --> 00:27:11,584 they said it on TV. 555 00:27:13,001 --> 00:27:16,251 - Jean-Yves, Alice told me about her violin thing. 556 00:27:18,667 --> 00:27:19,542 - Alice, 557 00:27:19,709 --> 00:27:23,292 Jean-Yves, I want you to officially know, and Jean-Yves 558 00:27:23,459 --> 00:27:25,084 you don't get a say in this, 559 00:27:25,251 --> 00:27:28,709 that Cathy is having us for Christmas Eve too. 560 00:27:28,876 --> 00:27:30,834 The whole family together. 561 00:27:31,001 --> 00:27:32,376 This is gonna be fun. 562 00:27:32,917 --> 00:27:33,834 - Ah. 563 00:27:34,209 --> 00:27:35,084 - Ah. 564 00:27:35,626 --> 00:27:37,126 - What? It's gonna be great. 565 00:27:37,501 --> 00:27:38,501 - Well yes, 566 00:27:38,667 --> 00:27:39,959 amazing! 567 00:27:40,126 --> 00:27:41,542 - What did you ask Santa? 568 00:27:41,709 --> 00:27:45,209 - She means, what did you ask Magazone? 569 00:27:45,376 --> 00:27:46,459 - Magazone, yeah. 570 00:27:46,792 --> 00:27:50,251 - Santa delivers gifts, not Magazone. 571 00:27:50,417 --> 00:27:52,792 - Yes. - Still believing in Santa, Jeff? 572 00:27:52,959 --> 00:27:55,042 - If it bothers you, yes I'll believe! 573 00:27:55,209 --> 00:27:57,334 - Anything you say bothers me. 574 00:27:57,501 --> 00:27:58,876 - If there's only one guy 575 00:27:59,042 --> 00:28:01,209 who can believe in Santa, it's me. 576 00:28:01,376 --> 00:28:02,584 Because I won the lottery 577 00:28:02,751 --> 00:28:05,792 and became president in one lifetime. 578 00:28:05,959 --> 00:28:07,376 - You sure got lucky 579 00:28:07,542 --> 00:28:09,417 but still didn't get the Nevada Manager! 580 00:28:09,584 --> 00:28:10,959 - Oh my. 581 00:28:12,584 --> 00:28:15,667 - Did you sell your hair to buy your Range Rover? 582 00:28:16,167 --> 00:28:18,251 Go home, Jackhammer... 583 00:28:21,167 --> 00:28:23,584 - I'm sick of your wallpaper! - What about it? 584 00:28:23,751 --> 00:28:25,417 - There's a reason why we don't see each other! 585 00:28:25,584 --> 00:28:27,459 Maggy: your coat, we're leaving. 586 00:28:27,460 --> 00:28:30,300 Alice: your violin. They'd be dumb enough to use it for wood. 587 00:28:30,334 --> 00:28:32,667 - You're jealous and stupid like an anvil! 588 00:28:32,834 --> 00:28:35,251 - I wanna do the Miss Christmas or I will scream! 589 00:28:36,959 --> 00:28:38,376 - Oh wow, that is scary. 590 00:28:38,542 --> 00:28:39,417 - In the car! 591 00:28:39,584 --> 00:28:41,667 - We better leave. 592 00:28:41,834 --> 00:28:43,042 - Yes, it sure is better! 593 00:28:43,209 --> 00:28:45,917 If you see Santa, ask for a brain! 594 00:28:47,167 --> 00:28:50,292 Right, you can't! Because he's not real! 595 00:28:55,459 --> 00:28:58,792 - Hammer, anvil, that's another joke. 596 00:28:59,667 --> 00:29:00,959 A good one. 597 00:29:36,042 --> 00:29:37,084 - So? 598 00:29:37,251 --> 00:29:39,084 - I talked to him, he's okay. 599 00:29:39,251 --> 00:29:41,834 - Asleep? - No, not yet. 600 00:29:56,459 --> 00:29:57,751 - Are you sleeping, Jiji? 601 00:30:04,042 --> 00:30:05,251 You okay? 602 00:30:06,459 --> 00:30:09,334 - Is it true that Santa isn't real? 603 00:30:11,084 --> 00:30:13,667 - But of course he's real! 604 00:30:14,542 --> 00:30:17,626 Shouldn't listen to people like Jean-Yves. 605 00:30:18,459 --> 00:30:19,542 - Why grandpa? 606 00:30:19,959 --> 00:30:22,459 - Because Jean-Yves, was never a little boy. 607 00:30:22,792 --> 00:30:24,584 Let me tell you one thing. 608 00:30:24,751 --> 00:30:25,834 When he was born, 609 00:30:26,001 --> 00:30:27,876 he was already wearing a suit 610 00:30:28,459 --> 00:30:30,459 and had a big mustache 611 00:30:30,626 --> 00:30:32,167 with a suitcase too. 612 00:30:32,334 --> 00:30:34,167 He said: "I don;t want milk 613 00:30:34,626 --> 00:30:37,584 "becaue I only want to work, work. 614 00:30:37,751 --> 00:30:39,084 "Where;s my office? 615 00:30:39,251 --> 00:30:40,542 "Love overtime! 616 00:30:40,709 --> 00:30:41,917 "I want to work, 617 00:30:42,084 --> 00:30:43,959 "I want to work, I want to work 618 00:30:47,751 --> 00:30:49,834 Know what we'll do tomorrow? 619 00:30:50,834 --> 00:30:53,376 We'll go see Santa's workshop. 620 00:30:53,959 --> 00:30:56,167 - Is there one here? - Of course! 621 00:30:56,876 --> 00:30:58,584 Does that make you happy? 622 00:30:59,667 --> 00:31:01,417 Are you giving grandpa a hug? 623 00:31:04,167 --> 00:31:05,667 Kiss 624 00:31:06,209 --> 00:31:08,376 - You smell like beer, grandpa. - I know. 625 00:31:08,834 --> 00:31:10,417 You will too, soon. 626 00:31:10,584 --> 00:31:11,834 Be patient. 627 00:31:12,542 --> 00:31:14,167 Come on, sleep well, my Jiji. 628 00:31:17,251 --> 00:31:19,126 - Good night, grandpa. - See you tomorrow. 629 00:31:19,292 --> 00:31:20,667 - See you tomorrow, grandpa. 630 00:31:24,917 --> 00:31:26,959 I can't wait to smell the beer. 631 00:31:31,584 --> 00:31:33,084 - Magazone lives up to its name 632 00:31:33,251 --> 00:31:35,126 and keeps its promises. 633 00:31:35,292 --> 00:31:38,292 Behind you, the largest warehouse in France: 634 00:31:38,459 --> 00:31:39,751 100,000 square meters. 635 00:31:39,917 --> 00:31:41,709 - For those who are interested, 636 00:31:41,876 --> 00:31:45,167 it is in gross surface area one twentieth of Monaco 637 00:31:45,334 --> 00:31:48,709 or a quarter of the Vatican for Catholics. Sorry. 638 00:31:48,876 --> 00:31:50,542 - It's impressive! 639 00:31:50,709 --> 00:31:54,584 - To lead this ship, I leave the final word to its director, 640 00:31:54,751 --> 00:31:56,292 Jean-Yves Hammer. 641 00:31:59,542 --> 00:32:00,876 - Before we eat... 642 00:32:01,042 --> 00:32:01,959 - AH! 643 00:32:02,126 --> 00:32:03,584 - And to drink a glass... 644 00:32:03,751 --> 00:32:04,667 - AH! 645 00:32:04,834 --> 00:32:08,417 - I suggest a little visit of Magazone. 646 00:32:20,501 --> 00:32:23,459 There are all kinds of toys, everything that is possible. 647 00:32:28,917 --> 00:32:29,876 - So? 648 00:32:30,042 --> 00:32:31,626 How's the hiring doing? 649 00:32:31,792 --> 00:32:33,251 - 200, as expected. 650 00:32:33,417 --> 00:32:35,126 - The first two years. - Yes. 651 00:32:35,292 --> 00:32:36,709 - Afterwards, we robotize. 652 00:32:37,334 --> 00:32:38,709 Careful, though. 653 00:32:39,167 --> 00:32:41,126 Don't tell, it's a secret. 654 00:32:41,292 --> 00:32:42,501 - Of course. 655 00:32:42,667 --> 00:32:44,334 - If you successfully complete this project, 656 00:32:45,042 --> 00:32:47,667 next year, it’s Puteaux. 657 00:32:49,834 --> 00:32:53,334 Right, I have to go back to Paris. I mean, in Puteaux. 658 00:32:54,792 --> 00:32:57,584 These meals piss me off. 659 00:32:59,417 --> 00:33:00,709 What is this wart? 660 00:33:01,292 --> 00:33:03,459 - Ah, that’s Limarol. 661 00:33:03,626 --> 00:33:07,001 It's an old factory which we are going to transform into a parking lot. 662 00:33:07,167 --> 00:33:09,959 - Hurry up, it ruins the view. - We're going to destroy everything. 663 00:33:10,126 --> 00:33:11,292 - Perfect! 664 00:33:11,459 --> 00:33:13,376 Hello, Hammer. - Goodbye, ma'am. 665 00:33:23,251 --> 00:33:24,667 - What is this mess? 666 00:33:25,834 --> 00:33:26,792 It's closed. 667 00:33:26,959 --> 00:33:30,084 - If it's closed, Santa will not bring gifts. 668 00:33:30,251 --> 00:33:32,292 - No, don't worry, my Jiji. 669 00:33:32,459 --> 00:33:33,709 Can you look after the kid? 670 00:33:33,876 --> 00:33:34,834 - Yeah, dad. 671 00:33:35,001 --> 00:33:36,459 - I'm talking to Jiji. 672 00:33:53,959 --> 00:33:55,251 Hello. 673 00:33:55,417 --> 00:33:56,584 - Hello. 674 00:33:59,417 --> 00:34:02,501 - What happened? Is there no more toy factory? 675 00:34:02,667 --> 00:34:04,334 - It was my father's workshop. 676 00:34:04,959 --> 00:34:07,709 It's over, it doesn't work anymore. I sell. 677 00:34:07,876 --> 00:34:09,501 - That's not possible. 678 00:34:09,667 --> 00:34:11,667 I am with my grandson, Jiji, 679 00:34:11,833 --> 00:34:13,751 we came to see Santa's factory. 680 00:34:13,917 --> 00:34:16,333 - Children don't believe in Santa anymore. 681 00:34:16,501 --> 00:34:18,251 - You shouldn't say that, sir. 682 00:34:19,501 --> 00:34:20,751 Who do you sell to? 683 00:34:21,583 --> 00:34:22,708 - Magazone. 684 00:34:22,876 --> 00:34:25,583 They have the lands around, except this one. 685 00:34:25,917 --> 00:34:30,376 They're going to destroy everything and in January, There will be parking lot, I think. 686 00:34:31,417 --> 00:34:32,417 - Hammer! 687 00:34:32,583 --> 00:34:34,958 - Oh no, a bulldozer is more efficent. 688 00:34:37,001 --> 00:34:39,251 - Thank you, sir. Bye. 689 00:35:01,001 --> 00:35:03,001 I have an offer to make. 690 00:35:06,084 --> 00:35:07,959 - Okay, so Thibault, 691 00:35:09,709 --> 00:35:10,876 tell me about yourself. 692 00:35:11,709 --> 00:35:14,834 - After my MBA at HEC Paris, I went straight to Hong Kong 693 00:35:15,001 --> 00:35:17,001 for an internship at Jebsen Corp. 694 00:35:17,167 --> 00:35:19,501 It opened my mind on marketing in Asia. 695 00:35:19,667 --> 00:35:21,876 - What is Nazi-A marketing? 696 00:35:23,667 --> 00:35:25,042 - No, I said in Asia... 697 00:35:25,209 --> 00:35:27,042 - Were you dressed as a Nazi? 698 00:35:28,042 --> 00:35:29,709 - No, no, I have... 699 00:35:29,876 --> 00:35:33,584 - I don't understand a thing. Listen, I have a conscience. 700 00:35:35,376 --> 00:35:38,709 I would like a coffee. There's only one machine downstairs, 701 00:35:38,876 --> 00:35:40,209 but how to do it? 702 00:35:40,376 --> 00:35:41,709 How to do it? 703 00:35:42,292 --> 00:35:43,292 How to do it? 704 00:35:44,251 --> 00:35:46,626 - Someone should go get it for you. 705 00:35:47,292 --> 00:35:49,834 - Right! You have to go get me one. 706 00:36:23,959 --> 00:36:26,667 - Damn, why did I connect these? 707 00:36:44,417 --> 00:36:46,334 - Why meeting at 3 a.m.? 708 00:36:46,501 --> 00:36:48,001 - It must be important. 709 00:36:48,167 --> 00:36:50,084 - Maybe he said 3 p.m. 710 00:36:51,876 --> 00:36:52,959 Or not. 711 00:36:58,751 --> 00:37:00,251 - It's okay, I wasn't followed. 712 00:37:00,417 --> 00:37:01,542 - By whom? 713 00:37:02,251 --> 00:37:03,542 - Too many questions. 714 00:37:04,251 --> 00:37:05,751 Right. Comrades, 715 00:37:05,917 --> 00:37:09,042 before starting, we have to change our identities, 716 00:37:09,209 --> 00:37:11,334 if we ever get captured by the enemy. 717 00:37:11,667 --> 00:37:13,167 Just in case. 718 00:37:14,001 --> 00:37:16,501 From now on you will call me 719 00:37:17,042 --> 00:37:18,126 Moby Dick. 720 00:37:18,709 --> 00:37:20,459 Couchard, what do you choose? 721 00:37:20,626 --> 00:37:22,126 - Rex. - Good. 722 00:37:22,292 --> 00:37:23,792 - Lepain? 723 00:37:23,959 --> 00:37:25,542 - Vivaldi. - It's very pretty. 724 00:37:25,709 --> 00:37:26,584 Monnier? 725 00:37:26,751 --> 00:37:27,584 - Monnier. 726 00:37:27,751 --> 00:37:29,709 - No. Well, no. 727 00:37:29,876 --> 00:37:31,001 C'mon! 728 00:37:31,376 --> 00:37:33,417 Your name will be Be‐Bop‐a‐Lula. 729 00:37:33,959 --> 00:37:35,334 I prefer She's My Baby. 730 00:37:35,501 --> 00:37:36,876 - Non, Be‐Bop‐a‐Lula. 731 00:37:43,584 --> 00:37:44,751 - Jeff. 732 00:37:45,459 --> 00:37:46,709 you're so hairy. 733 00:37:47,167 --> 00:37:50,459 - Do you remember Limarol? - Across Magazone. 734 00:37:50,626 --> 00:37:54,792 - Yeah, Jean-Yves, your brother-in-law, he's the manager. 735 00:37:54,959 --> 00:37:57,292 - That idiot who bought the Nevada. 736 00:37:57,459 --> 00:37:58,376 - Manager. 737 00:37:59,251 --> 00:38:00,959 - That you missed for a single euro. 738 00:38:01,126 --> 00:38:02,834 - Yes, well, we get it! 739 00:38:03,334 --> 00:38:04,709 That's off topic! 740 00:38:05,084 --> 00:38:08,376 Listen carefully to my plan. We buy Limarol, 741 00:38:09,834 --> 00:38:11,584 we make wooden toys 742 00:38:11,751 --> 00:38:13,209 and the children order them 743 00:38:13,376 --> 00:38:16,167 to Santa, by writing a letter. 744 00:38:16,792 --> 00:38:17,751 Like old times! 745 00:38:17,917 --> 00:38:19,084 - Yeah. 746 00:38:19,251 --> 00:38:20,292 - Uh? 747 00:38:21,667 --> 00:38:23,834 Remember when we were poor? 748 00:38:24,001 --> 00:38:27,292 Where were we taking our kids at Christmas? To Limarol's! 749 00:38:27,459 --> 00:38:29,709 They were watching how toys are made. 750 00:38:29,876 --> 00:38:32,959 We told them that it was Santa's factory. 751 00:38:33,376 --> 00:38:36,209 Remember their sparkles in their eyes? 752 00:38:37,209 --> 00:38:40,542 We didn't have much at the time. but we were happy. 753 00:38:40,709 --> 00:38:42,251 Haven't you forgotten all that? 754 00:38:44,917 --> 00:38:46,917 - Bobo the clown, he's in the attic. 755 00:38:47,084 --> 00:38:48,084 - There. 756 00:38:48,251 --> 00:38:51,501 - How can we afford all that, Moby-Dick? 757 00:38:54,042 --> 00:38:57,417 - With profits from Green Bouzolles, Be‐Bop‐a‐Lula. 758 00:39:54,042 --> 00:39:56,876 - Isn't it beautiful? - Yeah. 759 00:39:57,459 --> 00:39:58,501 - Ah, BTW, 760 00:39:58,667 --> 00:40:02,542 I got a call with feedback from the owner of the future parking lot, 761 00:40:02,709 --> 00:40:04,667 he wants to take the lead on the sale. 762 00:40:05,292 --> 00:40:07,084 We need to debrief ASAP. 763 00:40:08,417 --> 00:40:09,709 - And in English? 764 00:40:11,042 --> 00:40:12,126 - In English. 765 00:40:12,292 --> 00:40:14,876 I received a phone call 766 00:40:15,459 --> 00:40:18,084 from the guy from Limarol, the ruins across. 767 00:40:18,251 --> 00:40:19,542 He sold. 768 00:40:20,334 --> 00:40:21,501 - To who? 769 00:40:21,667 --> 00:40:22,959 - Jeff Tuche. 770 00:40:25,042 --> 00:40:26,501 - Thank you, Thibault. 771 00:40:31,834 --> 00:40:32,917 - So: 772 00:40:33,084 --> 00:40:36,959 "Last week, Magazone inaugurated a distribution warehouse. 773 00:40:37,126 --> 00:40:40,084 “Its manager, Jean-Yves Marteau, 774 00:40:40,917 --> 00:40:43,709 "said he was proud to manage this platform 775 00:40:43,876 --> 00:40:45,709 "100,000 square meters..." - 100,000! 776 00:40:45,876 --> 00:40:49,667 - "built at the exit of Barjoules on departmental road 25." 777 00:40:49,834 --> 00:40:51,042 - Incredible. 778 00:40:51,376 --> 00:40:52,667 - Remind me, 779 00:40:53,417 --> 00:40:56,584 wherever she is, the Limarol toy factory? 780 00:40:59,251 --> 00:41:00,626 Enunciate, I didn't understand. 781 00:41:00,792 --> 00:41:02,751 - Well, give me time. 782 00:41:03,292 --> 00:41:05,667 I say, she's at... 783 00:41:05,834 --> 00:41:07,042 I mean, you know... 784 00:41:07,209 --> 00:41:10,667 - Across Magazone. You think I don't understand? 785 00:41:11,167 --> 00:41:12,751 - Oh okay, that's it. 786 00:41:13,709 --> 00:41:15,959 I see where you're going with this, actually. 787 00:41:16,126 --> 00:41:17,501 - Oh yes? - Of course. 788 00:41:17,667 --> 00:41:19,626 - Where then? - Got it! 789 00:41:19,792 --> 00:41:21,834 You really have a devious mind. 790 00:41:22,001 --> 00:41:23,501 - Yes yes. - So. 791 00:41:23,667 --> 00:41:25,709 - It's me. - You have a devious mind. 792 00:41:25,876 --> 00:41:28,376 You think that I bought Limarol 793 00:41:28,542 --> 00:41:32,667 because it is located across Magazone, which Jean-Yves is the manager of. 794 00:41:32,834 --> 00:41:33,584 - Yes. 795 00:41:33,751 --> 00:41:37,542 - This same dick who, ten years ago, bought my Nevada Manager 796 00:41:37,709 --> 00:41:40,792 that I missed because he thew in an extra euro! 797 00:41:40,959 --> 00:41:43,167 And now, I would have wanted to piss him off, 798 00:41:43,334 --> 00:41:45,834 like this, he won't build his parking lot. 799 00:41:46,001 --> 00:41:47,209 Is that what you think? 800 00:41:47,376 --> 00:41:49,084 - You're a genius, Jeff Tuche. 801 00:41:49,251 --> 00:41:52,251 You are clairvoyant, you are a medium. That's exactly it. 802 00:41:52,751 --> 00:41:55,459 - You know what, Cathy? I'll tell you the truth. 803 00:41:55,792 --> 00:41:57,042 - Oh, I can't wait. 804 00:41:57,501 --> 00:42:00,834 - I made this for Jiji and for all the children of the world, 805 00:42:01,001 --> 00:42:03,501 so that they keep believing in Santa Claus. 806 00:42:03,667 --> 00:42:04,792 That's 807 00:42:04,959 --> 00:42:06,626 why I did it, 808 00:42:07,001 --> 00:42:07,917 madame. 809 00:42:08,084 --> 00:42:10,542 - Oh, put it that way, I agree, Jeff Tuche. 810 00:42:10,709 --> 00:42:13,209 But now, no tricks... 811 00:42:13,376 --> 00:42:14,417 - Well, sure. 812 00:42:36,876 --> 00:42:38,167 - Hello, hello. 813 00:42:40,959 --> 00:42:43,584 An unemployed at work, I have rarely seen this. 814 00:42:44,126 --> 00:42:47,334 - What are you doing here, Hammer? Do you want some nails? 815 00:42:47,501 --> 00:42:49,667 - You bought this ruins? 816 00:42:49,834 --> 00:42:51,084 - Were you interested? 817 00:42:51,251 --> 00:42:53,126 - Stop taking me for a fool. 818 00:42:53,292 --> 00:42:57,792 - So to answer you precisely, yes, I bought Limarol. 819 00:43:00,209 --> 00:43:01,667 - It's okay, it's okay. 820 00:43:03,042 --> 00:43:04,292 - Any other questions? 821 00:43:04,459 --> 00:43:06,626 - And what are you planning to do here? 822 00:43:07,084 --> 00:43:09,334 - Make toys for children who 823 00:43:09,501 --> 00:43:10,667 write to Santa. 824 00:43:11,209 --> 00:43:12,501 Children who write, 825 00:43:12,667 --> 00:43:14,834 it annoys you. - Are you going to make toys? 826 00:43:15,251 --> 00:43:17,709 Wooden trains who go choo-choo 827 00:43:17,876 --> 00:43:20,501 and rabbits wagging their tails and the ears? 828 00:43:20,667 --> 00:43:21,626 - Exactly! 829 00:43:23,834 --> 00:43:24,792 - Jeff, Jeff. 830 00:43:24,959 --> 00:43:28,209 I know, you bought Limarol because it is located 831 00:43:28,376 --> 00:43:30,251 across Magazone that I own 832 00:43:30,417 --> 00:43:32,001 and because, ten years ago, 833 00:43:32,167 --> 00:43:35,042 I bought the Nevada Manager that you dreamed of having 834 00:43:35,209 --> 00:43:37,834 and that you missed because I threw one euro more. 835 00:43:38,209 --> 00:43:40,126 - To you, I can tell the truth. 836 00:43:40,751 --> 00:43:41,626 Yes. 837 00:43:43,126 --> 00:43:44,459 It remains our little secret. 838 00:43:44,626 --> 00:43:46,626 - As regional manager 839 00:43:46,792 --> 00:43:49,876 from a world leading group distribution, 840 00:43:50,042 --> 00:43:51,584 I wish you good luck. 841 00:43:51,751 --> 00:43:54,959 - What I see is the world manager of buttheads. 842 00:44:03,334 --> 00:44:05,667 - You're going to lose a lot of money, Jeff. 843 00:44:05,834 --> 00:44:07,459 - You only think about money! 844 00:44:08,251 --> 00:44:10,459 You're just a shark, Hammer! 845 00:44:28,792 --> 00:44:30,292 - I have a conscience issue. 846 00:44:30,459 --> 00:44:32,792 - Do we still work with the Taiwanese? - No. 847 00:44:32,959 --> 00:44:33,667 - Good! 848 00:44:40,834 --> 00:44:45,251 - One of our suppliers have security breaches. 849 00:44:45,417 --> 00:44:46,876 - Oh, that's not good. 850 00:44:54,792 --> 00:44:58,334 - People risk their lives working in these conditions, 851 00:44:58,501 --> 00:45:01,876 I don't want it blamed on Magazone. Stay there! 852 00:45:02,876 --> 00:45:06,501 So I don't know what to do, that's it. I don't know. 853 00:45:06,959 --> 00:45:09,084 - Call the labor inspection. 854 00:45:09,251 --> 00:45:11,584 - Yes, call the labor inspection. 855 00:45:23,042 --> 00:45:24,126 Here. 856 00:45:24,667 --> 00:45:27,417 Read this and change your voice, you never know. 857 00:45:29,751 --> 00:45:32,834 - Hello. I have some news for you. 858 00:45:33,001 --> 00:45:33,959 - What are you doing? 859 00:45:34,126 --> 00:45:35,417 - I change my voice. 860 00:45:35,584 --> 00:45:36,834 - Don't use mine. 861 00:45:37,001 --> 00:45:38,084 - Is that your voice? 862 00:45:38,251 --> 00:45:39,709 - Say hello. - Hello. 863 00:45:39,876 --> 00:45:41,751 - That's me. Use another voice. 864 00:45:41,917 --> 00:45:44,292 - Which? - I don't care, not mine! 865 00:45:48,251 --> 00:45:50,959 (voice of famous French singer) - Hello? Yes. 866 00:45:52,126 --> 00:45:55,084 I have some news for you. Listen, 867 00:45:55,417 --> 00:45:58,667 the company located at 15 route du vieux pont in Barjoules... 868 00:46:02,459 --> 00:46:04,626 - What? I had to go to the pharmacy. 869 00:46:05,251 --> 00:46:06,376 - I didn't say anything. 870 00:46:06,542 --> 00:46:07,959 - I hear you thinking. 871 00:46:08,584 --> 00:46:10,292 - You have a message, it flashes. 872 00:46:11,917 --> 00:46:13,167 *- Hello? Yes. 873 00:46:13,334 --> 00:46:15,917 *Listen! I have some news for you. 874 00:46:16,084 --> 00:46:18,126 “the company located at 15 route du vieux pont 875 00:46:18,292 --> 00:46:20,667 *does not respect the safety regulations 876 00:46:20,834 --> 00:46:23,542 *and the workers are not declared. 877 00:46:23,709 --> 00:46:25,667 *That's all. Kisses, kisses. 878 00:46:26,542 --> 00:46:27,834 - Claude François. 879 00:46:28,001 --> 00:46:29,459 - Sounds like him, yes. 880 00:46:29,626 --> 00:46:31,834 15 rue du Vieux Pont, Limarol factory. 881 00:46:39,959 --> 00:46:43,042 - Everything is ready. I have one thing to say: well done everyone! 882 00:46:43,209 --> 00:46:45,209 Really, you all... 883 00:46:45,376 --> 00:46:46,501 Well... 884 00:46:46,667 --> 00:46:50,251 I will use a word which I am not used to say: 885 00:46:50,417 --> 00:46:52,001 you all worked well. 886 00:46:55,626 --> 00:46:56,709 Yes, Monnier? 887 00:46:56,876 --> 00:46:59,167 - We all worked well, we are ready, 888 00:46:59,334 --> 00:47:02,084 but I have a question: what are we making? 889 00:47:02,251 --> 00:47:03,834 - Climbing shoes. 890 00:47:04,001 --> 00:47:04,792 - Really? 891 00:47:04,959 --> 00:47:07,501 - No, duh! We make terracotta tiles. 892 00:47:08,459 --> 00:47:09,251 - Really? 893 00:47:09,417 --> 00:47:12,959 - Monnier, duh! We make toys for children. 894 00:47:14,626 --> 00:47:16,334 Couchard? - Yes, but, 895 00:47:16,501 --> 00:47:18,709 we don't know how to use the machines. 896 00:47:20,376 --> 00:47:21,667 - We don't know how to make toys. 897 00:47:23,292 --> 00:47:24,709 - We come from Bias! 898 00:47:24,876 --> 00:47:26,542 - But that's not possible! 899 00:47:27,542 --> 00:47:31,292 - Excuse me. I can help you if you want. 900 00:47:32,084 --> 00:47:33,417 - Who are you? 901 00:47:33,584 --> 00:47:34,876 - My name is Nicholas Claus. 902 00:47:35,042 --> 00:47:38,501 I was a carpenter, so if I can be of help. 903 00:47:38,834 --> 00:47:40,209 - Are you from Barjoules? 904 00:47:40,376 --> 00:47:43,167 - No, I come from the North. But I moved here. 905 00:47:45,292 --> 00:47:47,376 - Hey, guys, look! 906 00:47:48,042 --> 00:47:49,209 It's snowing. 907 00:48:08,084 --> 00:48:09,501 - They're gonna suffer! 908 00:48:09,959 --> 00:48:11,084 - Oh yes! 909 00:48:17,126 --> 00:48:19,584 - Hello, who is the boss here? 910 00:48:19,751 --> 00:48:21,501 - It's the guy in red. 911 00:48:21,667 --> 00:48:23,167 - There's nothing funny. 912 00:48:25,917 --> 00:48:27,834 - Of course, start there. 913 00:48:28,376 --> 00:48:29,209 - Hello. 914 00:48:29,834 --> 00:48:30,834 - Hello. 915 00:48:31,001 --> 00:48:32,417 - We're here to inspect. 916 00:48:32,584 --> 00:48:35,042 - You can search, you're not going to find anything. 917 00:48:35,209 --> 00:48:38,501 I've never worked! Three hours at the Élysée, at most. 918 00:48:38,667 --> 00:48:41,584 - Now, you're working, Mr. Tuche. - No, I'm the boss. 919 00:48:41,751 --> 00:48:44,084 Ever seen a boss working? 920 00:48:46,126 --> 00:48:47,167 - Very spiritual. 921 00:48:47,334 --> 00:48:50,209 But we noticed numerous shortcomings. 922 00:48:50,376 --> 00:48:51,501 - Meaning? 923 00:48:51,667 --> 00:48:55,584 - Your workers are not declared. They don't wear helmets. 924 00:48:55,751 --> 00:48:57,459 Alcohol in the workshop. 925 00:48:58,542 --> 00:49:01,584 And you employ children? - Hello Mrs. 926 00:49:01,751 --> 00:49:04,042 - He's not a child, This is Jiji, my grandson. 927 00:49:04,209 --> 00:49:05,834 And that’s Bouzollaise. 928 00:49:06,001 --> 00:49:08,709 When you drink too much, you have the helmet, normal. 929 00:49:08,876 --> 00:49:10,834 - Mr Tuche, 930 00:49:11,167 --> 00:49:13,209 We have to close your factory. 931 00:49:13,376 --> 00:49:15,417 - If I may, madam. 932 00:49:15,584 --> 00:49:18,751 The work is provided by employees 933 00:49:18,917 --> 00:49:20,917 in exchange of a salary, correct? 934 00:49:21,501 --> 00:49:22,376 Good. 935 00:49:22,542 --> 00:49:24,584 Now who is getting paid here? 936 00:49:25,751 --> 00:49:26,792 Yes, 937 00:49:27,459 --> 00:49:30,084 in this factory, no salary is paid. 938 00:49:30,251 --> 00:49:32,292 What we do here is not work. 939 00:49:32,792 --> 00:49:34,667 So if there's no work, 940 00:49:34,834 --> 00:49:37,251 there cannot be labor inspection. 941 00:49:38,209 --> 00:49:39,167 - There. 942 00:49:40,667 --> 00:49:43,001 - The factory remains open. 943 00:49:45,001 --> 00:49:47,751 - I wanted to say it, but you said it better. 944 00:49:47,917 --> 00:49:49,292 Well done, Nick! 945 00:49:50,376 --> 00:49:52,084 - Hello, handsome beard man. 946 00:49:52,251 --> 00:49:53,626 - Hello, pretty princess. 947 00:49:55,417 --> 00:49:58,792 - You are so sexy when you speak... 948 00:49:58,959 --> 00:50:00,167 - Thanks. 949 00:50:01,667 --> 00:50:03,126 - Do you understand me? 950 00:50:03,917 --> 00:50:05,126 - Of course. 951 00:50:08,709 --> 00:50:10,584 - To win, you must sacrifice 952 00:50:10,751 --> 00:50:12,501 - THE PRALINE CANDY 953 00:50:12,667 --> 00:50:14,376 - To be a super woman 954 00:50:14,542 --> 00:50:16,542 - DON’T TOUCH THE PASTRIES ANYMORE 955 00:50:16,709 --> 00:50:18,501 - To get on the podium 956 00:50:18,667 --> 00:50:20,834 - NO MORE CHOCOLATE 957 00:50:22,167 --> 00:50:24,084 - Girls, set up the benches for me. 958 00:50:24,251 --> 00:50:26,126 History lesson in 5 minutes. 959 00:50:29,876 --> 00:50:30,751 Hi. 960 00:50:30,917 --> 00:50:32,792 - No kiss, I feel sick. 961 00:50:32,959 --> 00:50:35,917 - You're making the right choice, aunt. Alice has it in her blood. 962 00:50:36,792 --> 00:50:39,501 - On the other hand, Jean-Yves must not find out 963 00:50:39,667 --> 00:50:41,751 because otherwise, he's going to be angry. 964 00:50:42,292 --> 00:50:44,751 She's off to a good start on her internship 965 00:50:44,917 --> 00:50:47,917 - Don't give up, my Alice, Don't be like your mother. 966 00:50:48,084 --> 00:50:49,376 - I love you, mom. 967 00:50:49,542 --> 00:50:50,542 - I love you too. 968 00:50:51,792 --> 00:50:54,792 - Girls, This is Alice, my new recruit. 969 00:50:54,959 --> 00:50:57,792 She's my cousin who is going to do her Miss internship. 970 00:50:58,126 --> 00:51:00,334 - Hello, my name is Alice. 971 00:51:00,501 --> 00:51:03,126 I play the violin, clarinet and oboe. 972 00:51:03,292 --> 00:51:05,001 I speak three languages fluently 973 00:51:05,167 --> 00:51:06,917 and I want to become a paleontologist. 974 00:51:07,084 --> 00:51:09,876 (- What was that?) - I'll stop you right there, 975 00:51:10,542 --> 00:51:13,167 the important thing, is not that you play flute 976 00:51:14,376 --> 00:51:16,667 or whatever you want be in a magazine. 977 00:51:17,792 --> 00:51:19,292 The important thing is your cause. 978 00:51:19,834 --> 00:51:23,334 Being Miss is the opportunity to defend what we believe in! 979 00:51:24,084 --> 00:51:26,084 And you, Alice? What is your cause? 980 00:51:26,251 --> 00:51:29,417 - I don't know, stop CO2 emissions. 981 00:51:31,834 --> 00:51:33,626 - That's a new one. 982 00:51:33,792 --> 00:51:37,209 You need a basic message, we are addressing men. 983 00:51:37,709 --> 00:51:38,626 Take me, my cause 984 00:51:38,792 --> 00:51:40,501 is to repopulate Limarais. 985 00:51:40,667 --> 00:51:42,584 And for your dreams to come true. 986 00:51:43,834 --> 00:51:46,042 I have been ggiven, and now I give. 987 00:51:46,209 --> 00:51:47,126 I give. 988 00:51:47,292 --> 00:51:48,292 - Well done, well done! 989 00:51:51,834 --> 00:51:52,751 - Good. 990 00:51:52,917 --> 00:51:54,417 Go ahead, Nick. 991 00:51:54,834 --> 00:51:56,584 - I introduce to you 992 00:51:57,292 --> 00:51:59,501 Bobo the clown. 993 00:52:03,084 --> 00:52:05,751 - So that everyone knows... 994 00:52:05,917 --> 00:52:10,584 it is possible that I will be pregnant soon. 995 00:52:16,251 --> 00:52:17,626 - It's magnificent. 996 00:52:18,292 --> 00:52:19,542 - Yes, magnificent. 997 00:52:20,042 --> 00:52:24,084 But I wonder... I don't want to ruin the mood, 998 00:52:24,626 --> 00:52:27,417 but will kids today like that? 999 00:52:31,792 --> 00:52:33,751 - There's only one way to find out. 1000 00:53:06,251 --> 00:53:07,542 - Mom? 1001 00:53:09,709 --> 00:53:11,001 - Yes, my darling? 1002 00:53:11,709 --> 00:53:13,417 You;re not playing? 1003 00:53:13,584 --> 00:53:14,751 - Can we go? 1004 00:53:15,417 --> 00:53:16,876 - Yes. Already? 1005 00:53:17,042 --> 00:53:18,876 - Can we go buy some ice cream? 1006 00:53:19,042 --> 00:53:21,334 - Ice cream in winter? - With beer, like grandpa. 1007 00:53:21,501 --> 00:53:24,584 - No, fries if you want, but not with beer. 1008 00:53:39,167 --> 00:53:40,376 - It's a failure. 1009 00:53:40,542 --> 00:53:42,959 - We sure didn't make a hit. 1010 00:53:59,167 --> 00:54:00,584 - Well, Will. 1011 00:54:01,292 --> 00:54:02,876 What are you doing here? 1012 00:54:03,751 --> 00:54:06,126 - Damn, I fell asleep in the box. 1013 00:54:06,834 --> 00:54:08,001 What month is it? 1014 00:54:15,126 --> 00:54:16,667 I didn't break it, did I? 1015 00:54:17,709 --> 00:54:18,792 - Do you like wood? 1016 00:54:18,959 --> 00:54:20,501 - No, I prefer oak. 1017 00:54:21,584 --> 00:54:22,876 - Bobo the clown. 1018 00:54:23,292 --> 00:54:26,001 Your parents' generation loved him... 1019 00:54:26,167 --> 00:54:27,501 - He's funny. 1020 00:54:27,667 --> 00:54:29,042 But it's really corny. 1021 00:54:29,209 --> 00:54:32,459 Really, really corny. Corny, corny... 1022 00:54:32,626 --> 00:54:34,292 Like really corny. 1023 00:54:35,042 --> 00:54:37,626 I've never seen something so corny, corny... 1024 00:54:37,792 --> 00:54:40,292 - Yes, I get it, I get it. Understood. 1025 00:54:41,376 --> 00:54:43,209 - And what's more, Jiji didn't like it. 1026 00:54:43,626 --> 00:54:44,459 - Yes, 1027 00:54:45,001 --> 00:54:47,667 but you are an adult with a child's soul 1028 00:54:47,834 --> 00:54:49,667 and that's rare these days. 1029 00:54:49,834 --> 00:54:51,584 - No, I know a guy like me. 1030 00:54:51,751 --> 00:54:53,917 No, I'm stupid, it's me! 1031 00:54:56,459 --> 00:54:59,334 Hey, I have an idea. Can you help me, Geppetto? 1032 00:54:59,501 --> 00:55:01,292 - My name is Nick Claus. 1033 00:55:01,459 --> 00:55:03,501 - Ah okay, Geppetto. 1034 00:55:05,667 --> 00:55:06,751 I farted... 1035 00:55:08,792 --> 00:55:09,792 Geppetto, I farted... 1036 00:55:12,667 --> 00:55:15,667 - Wait, let's try this, put on the hat. 1037 00:56:01,042 --> 00:56:02,584 - We tried, Dad.... 1038 00:56:06,459 --> 00:56:07,417 - It's so funny. 1039 00:56:07,584 --> 00:56:10,417 - Have you seen the hat? Look, here goes. 1040 00:56:10,584 --> 00:56:11,917 360. - His arm's moving! 1041 00:56:12,084 --> 00:56:13,876 - It's going to drum. 1042 00:56:14,042 --> 00:56:16,167 - Very funny. - Yes, it's funny. 1043 00:56:16,334 --> 00:56:19,417 Look what he does with his hands. 1044 00:56:19,584 --> 00:56:21,626 Press the button. Bitchin' Christmas! 1045 00:56:21,792 --> 00:56:23,292 - There, this will work. 1046 00:56:24,334 --> 00:56:26,501 - Bitchin' Christmas! 1047 00:56:28,917 --> 00:56:31,459 - Bitchin' Christmas! *- Bitchin' Christmas! 1048 00:56:33,209 --> 00:56:36,459 - Well, sometimes, in life, 1049 00:56:37,417 --> 00:56:39,501 we believe that there is no more hope... 1050 00:56:41,751 --> 00:56:45,542 very often in these moments 1051 00:56:45,709 --> 00:56:46,751 and suddenly... 1052 00:56:47,292 --> 00:56:49,709 How can I say? 1053 00:56:50,042 --> 00:56:52,334 Like Apollo 13, 1054 00:56:52,667 --> 00:56:55,876 they were in a bad situation in in space. 1055 00:56:56,917 --> 00:56:57,626 But 1056 00:56:57,792 --> 00:57:01,084 Tom Hanks, he still made it out alive. 1057 00:57:01,251 --> 00:57:03,542 - And after, he was able to save Private Ryan. 1058 00:57:04,417 --> 00:57:05,709 Well, my friends. 1059 00:57:06,209 --> 00:57:08,292 I call Will 1060 00:57:08,459 --> 00:57:09,501 and Nick! 1061 00:57:17,126 --> 00:57:18,459 - Well, with... 1062 00:57:20,042 --> 00:57:21,792 with Wilfried, 1063 00:57:22,167 --> 00:57:24,209 we wanted to introduce you to Bobo 1064 00:57:24,376 --> 00:57:25,751 the bitch! 1065 00:57:31,334 --> 00:57:33,417 - And now I'm going to... 1066 00:57:33,584 --> 00:57:34,751 What do I do again? 1067 00:57:34,917 --> 00:57:36,459 - You press the button. 1068 00:57:44,042 --> 00:57:45,459 *- Bitchin' Christmas! 1069 00:57:50,167 --> 00:57:52,917 - Well done, Will. You're a toy genius. 1070 00:57:53,084 --> 00:57:55,167 - It's Geppetto, he taught me everything. 1071 00:57:55,334 --> 00:57:56,959 - But who is Geppetto? 1072 00:57:57,126 --> 00:57:58,251 - It's not complicated, 1073 00:57:58,417 --> 00:58:00,501 your son is very, very talented. 1074 00:58:01,542 --> 00:58:05,292 - It's nice to hear because it's true that... Huh? 1075 00:58:05,459 --> 00:58:08,042 He wasn't... He had no future. 1076 00:58:08,209 --> 00:58:09,459 Right, Will? - Yes. 1077 00:58:09,626 --> 00:58:10,834 - It must be said that... 1078 00:58:12,209 --> 00:58:14,876 until he was 8 years old, 1079 00:58:15,042 --> 00:58:16,084 8... 1080 00:58:16,251 --> 00:58:18,876 a vet was taking care of him... 1081 00:58:19,917 --> 00:58:21,251 So sure, 1082 00:58:21,626 --> 00:58:23,334 you're happy, but 1083 00:58:23,667 --> 00:58:25,417 it's an achievement. - Yes. 1084 00:58:25,917 --> 00:58:27,626 Thank you, mom, thank you, dad. 1085 00:58:27,792 --> 00:58:30,417 - Well, don't thank us, that's normal. 1086 00:58:31,251 --> 00:58:32,376 - It's a beautiful moment. 1087 00:58:32,542 --> 00:58:34,167 - It's big for everyone. 1088 00:58:34,334 --> 00:58:36,501 - It's a lot of joy for your parents. 1089 00:58:36,667 --> 00:58:39,751 (Italian.) 1090 00:58:39,917 --> 00:58:44,251 (English.) 1091 00:58:44,417 --> 00:58:46,459 - All children writing to Santa 1092 00:58:46,626 --> 00:58:49,292 will receive a Bobo the Bitch in their homes. 1093 00:58:49,459 --> 00:58:51,917 - Millions of views for Bobo the Bitch 1094 00:58:52,084 --> 00:58:53,126 in less than a week. 1095 00:58:53,292 --> 00:58:55,667 - Children, Santa is waiting for your 1096 00:58:55,834 --> 00:58:57,251 handwritten letters! 1097 00:58:57,959 --> 00:59:01,501 Santa Factory, Limarol, Barjoules. 1098 00:59:01,667 --> 00:59:04,751 (multi-language Bobo) 1099 00:59:04,917 --> 00:59:06,417 *- What is Christmas? 1100 00:59:06,584 --> 00:59:09,209 “Well, it’s a dream, it’s sharing! 1101 00:59:09,584 --> 00:59:12,751 *- This toy, built by the Limarol factory, 1102 00:59:12,917 --> 00:59:15,542 “will be one of the greatest Christmas hits. 1103 00:59:23,584 --> 00:59:25,376 - Oh! *- Bitchin Christmas! 1104 00:59:25,542 --> 00:59:26,876 - Do you find that funny? 1105 00:59:35,834 --> 00:59:37,501 - Bitchin Christmas! 1106 00:59:38,542 --> 00:59:40,626 - It's you. You scared me. 1107 00:59:40,792 --> 00:59:43,292 How did you get in? - I have the keys. 1108 00:59:44,126 --> 00:59:45,834 - It's nice of you to stop by! 1109 00:59:46,001 --> 00:59:47,626 - Sit down, Hammer. 1110 00:59:51,667 --> 00:59:55,917 The office is overwhelmed with emails asking for Bobo the Bitch. 1111 00:59:56,334 --> 00:59:57,292 - Bobo the... 1112 00:59:58,667 --> 01:00:00,751 Ah, Bobo the Bitch. No, we don't have it. 1113 01:00:00,917 --> 01:00:02,792 - Yes. We do. 1114 01:00:02,959 --> 01:00:04,209 Magazone has it all. 1115 01:00:04,376 --> 01:00:05,626 89 million products, 1116 01:00:05,792 --> 01:00:08,542 from toilet brush to cars, we have everything! 1117 01:00:09,042 --> 01:00:10,126 Except... 1118 01:00:11,292 --> 01:00:13,126 Get on with it, we need it. 1119 01:00:13,292 --> 01:00:14,376 Otherwise... 1120 01:00:14,834 --> 01:00:16,626 - I won't go to Puteaux? - Oh no. 1121 01:00:17,709 --> 01:00:19,501 That would be too easy. 1122 01:00:19,667 --> 01:00:22,542 In case of failure, you will be transferred to Nigeria. 1123 01:00:23,001 --> 01:00:24,626 - The packaging factory in Lagos? 1124 01:00:24,792 --> 01:00:26,042 - That one. 1125 01:00:26,542 --> 01:00:28,417 115 degrees in the shade, feeling 120. 1126 01:00:29,042 --> 01:00:30,084 At your funeral, 1127 01:00:30,251 --> 01:00:32,042 there will only be a little goat. 1128 01:00:38,959 --> 01:00:39,959 Get to work, Hammer. 1129 01:00:43,501 --> 01:00:44,834 - Goodbye, ma'am. 1130 01:00:51,167 --> 01:00:53,042 * Thibault, come! - Right now, OMY. 1131 01:00:53,209 --> 01:00:55,959 I mean, on my way. I'm coming. 1132 01:00:58,001 --> 01:00:59,001 OMY! 1133 01:00:59,709 --> 01:01:01,626 Another problem with the crumb suckers. 1134 01:01:01,792 --> 01:01:04,417 - Don't care. Went to school? - Yes. 1135 01:01:04,584 --> 01:01:07,084 - Do you know how to read lips? - Well no. 1136 01:01:07,251 --> 01:01:08,667 - Try anyway, come on. 1137 01:01:14,001 --> 01:01:15,292 - Um, are you okay, Jeff? 1138 01:01:17,626 --> 01:01:19,626 Paper. Letter? 1139 01:01:24,792 --> 01:01:26,834 How are you? Good and you? 1140 01:01:27,376 --> 01:01:28,667 And your wife? Oh, you know... 1141 01:01:28,834 --> 01:01:30,292 - Yes, okay then? 1142 01:01:31,167 --> 01:01:34,959 - The post office is overwhelmed by letters for Santa . 1143 01:01:39,251 --> 01:01:41,042 - I'm afraid. - Don't think about it, 1144 01:01:41,209 --> 01:01:43,417 and look carefully where you walk. 1145 01:01:54,042 --> 01:01:55,417 (- Come on, Alice! Courage!) 1146 01:01:59,459 --> 01:02:00,834 - Yes. 1147 01:02:01,001 --> 01:02:02,417 It's nothing, my darling. 1148 01:02:02,792 --> 01:02:04,167 A beginner's mistake. 1149 01:02:05,501 --> 01:02:07,459 I set a few traps. 1150 01:02:07,792 --> 01:02:10,459 1997, parade in Saint-Goujard, 1151 01:02:10,626 --> 01:02:13,667 the mother of a competitor throws a nut 1152 01:02:14,709 --> 01:02:15,792 on the podium. 1153 01:02:16,626 --> 01:02:19,334 Fell and broke my leg. 1154 01:02:19,501 --> 01:02:21,876 I missed the shortlisting for Miss Limarais. 1155 01:02:23,126 --> 01:02:24,376 If you want to be a star... 1156 01:02:24,542 --> 01:02:26,459 - BEWARE OF NUTS 1157 01:02:26,792 --> 01:02:28,084 - Hi! 1158 01:02:28,792 --> 01:02:30,417 Am I bothering? 1159 01:02:37,417 --> 01:02:39,042 - You won't say anything to dad? 1160 01:02:39,584 --> 01:02:42,626 - Don't worry. I'm not a snitch. 1161 01:02:42,792 --> 01:02:45,751 Keep going, you will become a real Miss Bouzolles! 1162 01:02:45,917 --> 01:02:47,584 - Thank you, uncle. - Girls! 1163 01:02:48,417 --> 01:02:51,126 We need you. We're swimming in mail! 1164 01:02:51,292 --> 01:02:53,792 Come on! - Girls, forward! 1165 01:02:53,959 --> 01:02:55,209 - ONWARD! 1166 01:02:57,459 --> 01:02:58,584 - Thibault? 1167 01:02:59,751 --> 01:03:00,917 Thibault! 1168 01:03:07,126 --> 01:03:08,542 How are you, my Thibault? 1169 01:03:08,709 --> 01:03:11,126 - We have a problem with Korean screwdrivers. 1170 01:03:14,709 --> 01:03:18,709 - The toy factory makes a toy that we don't have. 1171 01:03:18,876 --> 01:03:20,501 They don't want to collaborate. 1172 01:03:20,667 --> 01:03:24,542 I would like all children from France to order it. 1173 01:03:24,709 --> 01:03:27,084 It's not for the money, that's not it. 1174 01:03:27,251 --> 01:03:30,501 But still. We decided to make a knockoff. 1175 01:03:35,834 --> 01:03:39,459 But I don't know how to make one, that's it. 1176 01:03:39,626 --> 01:03:42,167 How to do it? How to do it? Stay there! 1177 01:03:43,834 --> 01:03:47,126 - Send someone who would pass for a worker 1178 01:03:47,292 --> 01:03:49,751 and who would steal the toy. - Of course. 1179 01:03:49,917 --> 01:03:53,042 I will send you, you're going to pretend to be a worker 1180 01:03:53,209 --> 01:03:54,584 and you will steal the toy. 1181 01:03:55,626 --> 01:03:56,876 Thibault? 1182 01:03:57,667 --> 01:03:59,667 Thibault! Thibault! 1183 01:04:02,709 --> 01:04:04,834 - What you are asking me is illegal! 1184 01:04:05,001 --> 01:04:06,459 - Say that again and remove the “i”. 1185 01:04:06,626 --> 01:04:08,542 - What you are asking me is legal. 1186 01:04:08,709 --> 01:04:09,459 - See? 1187 01:04:09,626 --> 01:04:11,501 - Why me? - Add “not”. 1188 01:04:11,667 --> 01:04:13,917 - Why not me? - We agree! 1189 01:04:23,334 --> 01:04:24,084 Want another beer? 1190 01:04:24,251 --> 01:04:27,126 - No, thank you. - Well, no more than three Bouzollaises, 1191 01:04:27,292 --> 01:04:29,292 the damage would be irreversible. 1192 01:04:29,876 --> 01:04:31,501 Don't worry, it'll be fine. 1193 01:04:31,667 --> 01:04:33,959 What won't be fine tho, is your hairstyle. 1194 01:04:34,126 --> 01:04:36,709 Clothing wise, we're going to improve. 1195 01:04:36,876 --> 01:04:39,417 Where were you born? - Neuilly. Sorry, Crécelles. 1196 01:04:39,584 --> 01:04:41,959 - Sainte! - Sainte-Crécelles! 1197 01:04:42,334 --> 01:04:44,626 - Forget everything you learned at school. 1198 01:04:44,792 --> 01:04:46,792 - What if I don't succeed? - Impossible. 1199 01:04:46,959 --> 01:04:49,917 You are gifted, you have a gift of imitation. 1200 01:04:50,501 --> 01:04:51,542 - “You read lips.” 1201 01:04:51,709 --> 01:04:53,667 - You are a born actor. Trust me. 1202 01:04:54,667 --> 01:04:55,542 Right. 1203 01:04:58,501 --> 01:05:00,292 This is what you're going to say... 1204 01:05:06,417 --> 01:05:09,751 - Ah, it's hard to come off, they put some on me... 1205 01:05:15,209 --> 01:05:17,292 Good morning. - Good morning. 1206 01:05:20,251 --> 01:05:24,126 - You remind me of someone, but I don't know who... 1207 01:05:24,292 --> 01:05:26,667 It's crazy, incredible. 1208 01:05:27,334 --> 01:05:29,209 I can help you, maybe? 1209 01:05:29,376 --> 01:05:32,584 - Yes, a helping hand? 1210 01:05:32,751 --> 01:05:34,667 - It's a shame, but it's too late. 1211 01:05:35,084 --> 01:05:36,209 We are full. 1212 01:05:36,376 --> 01:05:38,251 Now, I'm really sorry. 1213 01:05:39,584 --> 01:05:43,126 - It was important to me, after what happened last Christmas. 1214 01:05:43,292 --> 01:05:45,417 Because of those Magazone bastards... 1215 01:05:46,417 --> 01:05:47,501 Bye. 1216 01:05:48,459 --> 01:05:49,834 - Wait and see. 1217 01:05:53,626 --> 01:05:57,626 What happened with those bastards from Magazone? 1218 01:05:58,209 --> 01:05:59,917 - On Christmas morning I was 1219 01:06:00,084 --> 01:06:02,917 with all my cousins, we were playing outside. 1220 01:06:03,084 --> 01:06:04,626 The ball went down the road 1221 01:06:05,334 --> 01:06:07,667 and my cousin Thierry, 1222 01:06:08,417 --> 01:06:10,084 he chased the ball 1223 01:06:10,251 --> 01:06:13,417 and he got crushed by a Magazone truck. 1224 01:06:13,584 --> 01:06:16,209 - My God! - So my other cousin, 1225 01:06:16,376 --> 01:06:20,084 Pascal, who left to go help him, 1226 01:06:20,459 --> 01:06:22,292 he got crushed too. 1227 01:06:22,459 --> 01:06:24,792 - No? - So my other cousin, 1228 01:06:24,959 --> 01:06:28,292 Francis, cousin by marriage, who was there for the holidays, 1229 01:06:28,459 --> 01:06:30,042 he said to himself “impossible”. 1230 01:06:30,209 --> 01:06:32,334 He was very, very sad, 1231 01:06:32,501 --> 01:06:35,584 but he was very brave, he crossed the road, 1232 01:06:35,751 --> 01:06:37,917 there was bunch of cousins on the ground. 1233 01:06:38,084 --> 01:06:41,042 He got squeezed between two trucks. 1234 01:06:41,209 --> 01:06:43,209 Just... whiplash, bam! 1235 01:06:43,376 --> 01:06:46,292 - No, really, admit, it’s really bad luck. 1236 01:06:46,459 --> 01:06:49,667 - No. Wait, it's not over yet. There is Jason. 1237 01:06:50,959 --> 01:06:52,084 - Fifteen cousins? 1238 01:06:52,251 --> 01:06:53,417 - Crushed... 1239 01:06:53,834 --> 01:06:55,042 - Poor kids. 1240 01:06:55,959 --> 01:06:58,042 We can't leave him. - Well no. 1241 01:06:58,417 --> 01:07:00,209 - No, no, no, no. 1242 01:07:01,709 --> 01:07:05,626 - “Santa, I would really like to have a Bobo the Bitch for Christmas. 1243 01:07:06,334 --> 01:07:08,542 "I hope you can grant my wish. 1244 01:07:08,709 --> 01:07:11,709 “I send you lots of kisses and wish you good luck 1245 01:07:11,876 --> 01:07:13,459 "to prepare all the gifts 1246 01:07:13,626 --> 01:07:15,251 "for children around the world. 1247 01:07:16,709 --> 01:07:19,084 “Chloe, 47 years old.” 1248 01:07:19,251 --> 01:07:20,667 - Oh wow. 1249 01:07:20,834 --> 01:07:23,376 Girls, let's get it together. We hit it. 1250 01:07:23,542 --> 01:07:25,334 - Yes, fifteen cousins. 1251 01:07:25,501 --> 01:07:27,667 - It's crazy, reminds me of something. 1252 01:07:27,834 --> 01:07:28,959 It will come back to me. 1253 01:07:29,126 --> 01:07:32,667 This is the mail. We receive up to 10 bags a day. 1254 01:07:32,834 --> 01:07:34,834 Are you okay, girls? - YES, MR. TUCHE! 1255 01:07:35,001 --> 01:07:37,209 - Good. There, you see, we put the Bobos. 1256 01:07:37,751 --> 01:07:39,501 - They are beautiful, your Bobos! - Say it again. 1257 01:07:39,667 --> 01:07:42,584 - They are beautiful, your Bobos. - Faster. It's hard to say quickly! 1258 01:07:42,751 --> 01:07:46,334 Here, quality control. It says there, “Lortnoc ytilauq”. 1259 01:07:46,501 --> 01:07:48,459 - What? - “Lortnoc ytilauq.” 1260 01:07:48,626 --> 01:07:50,459 “Quality control” backwards. 1261 01:07:50,626 --> 01:07:53,501 Okay, you're gonna help Monnier. 1262 01:07:53,667 --> 01:07:55,126 I'm warning you, he's dumb. 1263 01:07:55,292 --> 01:07:57,751 Monnier! I'm sending you some backup for the paint. 1264 01:07:57,917 --> 01:08:00,334 - We rather need backup painters. 1265 01:08:00,501 --> 01:08:03,084 - Have you seen how stupid he is? Come on, good luck. 1266 01:08:03,626 --> 01:08:05,334 - What? 1267 01:08:09,834 --> 01:08:12,876 - Well, you're not from here. - It's true, where are you from? 1268 01:08:14,834 --> 01:08:16,001 - Sainte-Crécelles! 1269 01:08:16,167 --> 01:08:19,084 - Ah, Sainte-Crécelles. - See you tomorrow then. 1270 01:08:19,251 --> 01:08:21,084 - Yeah, see you tomorrow. - Hello, guys... 1271 01:08:21,584 --> 01:08:24,584 - It's been 3 months that I haven't been to Sainte-Crécelles. 1272 01:08:32,584 --> 01:08:33,959 - You scared me! 1273 01:08:34,126 --> 01:08:36,792 - I like you. You're my lookabike. 1274 01:08:37,251 --> 01:08:38,459 - Do you mean "lookalike"? 1275 01:08:38,626 --> 01:08:40,959 - Lookalike, when is that two people look alike. 1276 01:08:41,126 --> 01:08:43,834 Lookabikes are looking for bikes. You;re my lookabike, 1277 01:08:44,417 --> 01:08:45,459 it's logical. 1278 01:08:45,626 --> 01:08:47,626 Hey, you're going to come and eat at home. 1279 01:08:47,792 --> 01:08:51,251 With us, no fuss! We eat like we talk! 1280 01:08:51,751 --> 01:08:52,959 - Will there be veal? 1281 01:08:53,834 --> 01:08:55,001 - Why? 1282 01:08:55,167 --> 01:08:56,292 Do you like veal? 1283 01:08:57,001 --> 01:08:58,042 - I love it! 1284 01:09:00,209 --> 01:09:01,834 - Ever driven a Nevada? 1285 01:09:02,376 --> 01:09:04,042 - Oh well, no, never. 1286 01:09:13,667 --> 01:09:17,001 Mom, let's go! Nick, will you bring my mother back? 1287 01:09:17,167 --> 01:09:18,209 - Yes yes. 1288 01:09:21,376 --> 01:09:24,751 - You know that apart from the Indians, you are the only one who understands me. 1289 01:09:24,917 --> 01:09:28,167 - Well, I have traveled a lot, maybe that's why. 1290 01:09:30,126 --> 01:09:36,834 - If we have children, we will call them Emilion and Pétrus. 1291 01:09:37,542 --> 01:09:38,834 - Why not. 1292 01:09:40,542 --> 01:09:42,876 What would you like to have for Christmas? 1293 01:09:44,001 --> 01:09:45,917 - A dance with you. 1294 01:09:47,667 --> 01:09:50,834 - We don't have to wait December 24 for that. 1295 01:09:54,917 --> 01:09:57,209 - When the time comes 1296 01:09:57,376 --> 01:10:00,584 for cold and frost 1297 01:10:01,334 --> 01:10:06,459 I wish I could find a gift 1298 01:10:07,292 --> 01:10:10,001 In a white cradle 1299 01:10:10,167 --> 01:10:12,959 like a cherub 1300 01:10:13,126 --> 01:10:18,292 A child of yours for Christmas 1301 01:10:19,667 --> 01:10:22,209 Pink and wonderful 1302 01:10:22,376 --> 01:10:24,542 very small and frail 1303 01:10:25,834 --> 01:10:28,417 Innocent and sleeping 1304 01:10:28,584 --> 01:10:31,667 under the green tree 1305 01:10:32,834 --> 01:10:37,459 To be the heart of our universe 1306 01:10:37,834 --> 01:10:42,376 A child of yours for Christmas 1307 01:10:42,542 --> 01:10:45,084 - Don't worry, that's normal. 1308 01:10:45,251 --> 01:10:49,292 2nd gear cracks when you shift into 3rd gear and the 3rd cracks when you go to 5th, 1309 01:10:49,459 --> 01:10:52,001 but if you go from 4th to back, everything is fine. 1310 01:10:52,167 --> 01:10:54,417 If you go from 2nd to 5th, 1311 01:10:54,584 --> 01:10:57,292 there, you engage reverse gear, double clutch. 1312 01:10:57,459 --> 01:10:58,292 Did you understand? 1313 01:10:58,459 --> 01:10:59,209 - Yeah. 1314 01:10:59,626 --> 01:11:00,584 - Easy. 1315 01:11:06,417 --> 01:11:07,376 Are you hungry? 1316 01:11:08,084 --> 01:11:10,542 - A little, yeah... - What do you like to eat? 1317 01:11:10,709 --> 01:11:11,709 - Fries! 1318 01:11:11,876 --> 01:11:13,376 - Amazing, me too! 1319 01:11:13,542 --> 01:11:16,542 We have something in common. There are few in France who like that. 1320 01:11:17,126 --> 01:11:18,251 - Ah? 1321 01:11:18,876 --> 01:11:21,334 - Your favorite sauce? 1322 01:11:21,501 --> 01:11:22,459 - Samurai. 1323 01:11:22,626 --> 01:11:26,167 - No? Another common interest! Amazing! That’s crazy! 1324 01:11:30,626 --> 01:11:32,959 - Windshield wipers... 1325 01:11:34,667 --> 01:11:35,959 They don't work? 1326 01:11:36,126 --> 01:11:38,376 - If I plug them in, It cuts off the heating. 1327 01:11:38,542 --> 01:11:40,876 I prefer to be warm rather than seeing. 1328 01:11:42,792 --> 01:11:44,417 - I don't see. We stop, right? 1329 01:11:44,584 --> 01:11:47,751 - No! If we stop for that, we stop for everything. 1330 01:11:47,917 --> 01:11:50,709 Don't worry, don't panic. What is it? 1331 01:11:50,876 --> 01:11:53,417 Stop, it's okay! Oh, oh! 1332 01:11:53,584 --> 01:11:54,876 Calm down! 1333 01:11:55,042 --> 01:11:57,959 I'll tell you. We're going to get to the speed bump 1334 01:11:58,126 --> 01:11:59,417 of Sainte-Crécelles, 1335 01:11:59,584 --> 01:12:01,626 You then take right, OK? 1336 01:12:04,001 --> 01:12:06,251 Right, right, right! 1337 01:12:06,876 --> 01:12:08,834 Right, right! - Right! 1338 01:12:09,001 --> 01:12:10,876 - That's it, it's good, it's good! 1339 01:12:11,042 --> 01:12:13,459 It's not complicated. In a hundred meters, 1340 01:12:13,959 --> 01:12:18,001 as soon as we hear the dog stuttering, you turn left. 1341 01:12:20,917 --> 01:12:22,417 Left, left! 1342 01:12:22,584 --> 01:12:26,626 Straighten up! Yes! Calm down, calm down. 1343 01:12:26,792 --> 01:12:28,834 Straight ahead. You can slow down now. 1344 01:12:29,001 --> 01:12:31,001 And be careful, brake. 1345 01:12:31,167 --> 01:12:32,584 Voilà. 1346 01:12:32,751 --> 01:12:34,501 You see, it's not complicated. 1347 01:12:35,417 --> 01:12:36,334 We have arrived. 1348 01:12:37,667 --> 01:12:40,334 - We did it. - Well yeah, we did it, of course. 1349 01:12:40,501 --> 01:12:43,459 - Diouf needs me to send him some cream. 1350 01:12:43,626 --> 01:12:46,459 - Why I make gratin if you make mash? 1351 01:12:46,626 --> 01:12:49,459 - I don't like when the fries touch the gratin. 1352 01:12:49,626 --> 01:12:51,584 - Come on, come on, it’s hot. 1353 01:12:51,751 --> 01:12:54,584 - Why do I have two knives? - I invited Thibault. 1354 01:12:55,626 --> 01:12:56,751 - Good evening, Thibault! 1355 01:12:56,917 --> 01:12:58,792 - Put down your bag. - Good evening. 1356 01:12:58,959 --> 01:13:02,084 I don't want to disturb you. - No. Sit down. 1357 01:13:02,251 --> 01:13:05,501 - Give me a kiss two little kisses three little kisses 1358 01:13:05,667 --> 01:13:06,542 1359 01:13:06,709 --> 01:13:08,876 - Quiet, Jiji sleeping! 1360 01:13:09,042 --> 01:13:10,334 - A Bouzollaise? - Yes. 1361 01:13:10,501 --> 01:13:11,417 - Here, Thibault. 1362 01:13:11,584 --> 01:13:14,042 Here. we;re very friendly. 1363 01:13:15,251 --> 01:13:16,876 “Thibault” is a pretty first name. 1364 01:13:17,209 --> 01:13:19,042 - Thanks. - Oh yes. 1365 01:13:19,501 --> 01:13:20,542 My big guy, 1366 01:13:20,709 --> 01:13:22,334 we wanted to call him “Wilfries”. 1367 01:13:22,501 --> 01:13:23,834 Hein, "Wilfries". 1368 01:13:24,001 --> 01:13:26,417 You know what? At the town hall, they didn't want to. 1369 01:13:26,584 --> 01:13:29,417 So we settled on “Wilfried”. - Exactly! 1370 01:13:29,584 --> 01:13:32,626 - There you have Donald, but we call him Quack-Quack, 1371 01:13:32,792 --> 01:13:34,209 and Stéphanie, we call her that 1372 01:13:34,376 --> 01:13:36,667 because of the princess, from Monaco. 1373 01:13:36,834 --> 01:13:39,667 Of course. 1374 01:13:39,834 --> 01:13:41,959 1375 01:13:42,126 --> 01:13:43,667 - That's it! I remember! 1376 01:13:44,542 --> 01:13:47,792 When you told me the story with your fifteen cousins, 1377 01:13:47,959 --> 01:13:49,001 do you remember? 1378 01:13:49,167 --> 01:13:51,709 Same thing almost happned to me 1379 01:13:51,876 --> 01:13:53,792 - Can;t be. - It has nothing to do 1380 01:13:53,959 --> 01:13:56,334 with you, you have lost family. 1381 01:13:56,501 --> 01:13:59,001 So I respect that, obviously, no connection... 1382 01:14:02,834 --> 01:14:04,167 Do you want me to tell you? 1383 01:14:07,709 --> 01:14:09,042 - Oh yes, I would like to. 1384 01:14:09,209 --> 01:14:11,084 - I tell you: it was in America 1385 01:14:11,584 --> 01:14:13,876 and I had fifteen credit cards. 1386 01:14:14,751 --> 01:14:15,917 What' happened? 1387 01:14:16,292 --> 01:14:18,042 I lose these fifteen cards. 1388 01:14:20,292 --> 01:14:21,876 - Oh... - Right! 1389 01:14:22,042 --> 01:14:23,251 Same reaction as you. 1390 01:14:23,417 --> 01:14:24,792 There, what are you saying to yourself? 1391 01:14:24,959 --> 01:14:28,417 You say the same thing to yourself as me: "We can lose a card, 1392 01:14:29,042 --> 01:14:30,751 “but not fifteen.” 1393 01:14:32,084 --> 01:14:33,334 Do you agree with that? 1394 01:14:34,001 --> 01:14:36,209 That's it, I told myself that, exactly. 1395 01:14:37,501 --> 01:14:38,376 Eat, go ahead. 1396 01:14:38,542 --> 01:14:42,584 We can lose two cards, sure, but not fifteen. 1397 01:14:42,751 --> 01:14:44,084 You can lose three cards. 1398 01:14:44,251 --> 01:14:58,334 Viewers complained of having the same jokes over and over, producers cut it short. 1399 01:15:01,209 --> 01:15:02,751 - It always does that. 1400 01:15:05,001 --> 01:15:06,584 Thibault, did you like my fries? 1401 01:15:06,751 --> 01:15:07,959 - Oh, I loved it! 1402 01:15:08,126 --> 01:15:11,126 - If you like fries, you like potatoes, and so gratin. 1403 01:15:11,292 --> 01:15:13,001 Do you want it? Here, get some more. 1404 01:15:13,167 --> 01:15:15,001 - It's a bit too much, isn't it? - No. 1405 01:15:15,167 --> 01:15:17,542 The gratin, it's a real fries slide. 1406 01:15:17,709 --> 01:15:19,876 - A slide, It only goes one way. 1407 01:15:20,042 --> 01:15:21,042 - Yes. 1408 01:15:21,209 --> 01:15:22,292 - Well, no. 1409 01:15:22,459 --> 01:15:23,751 If you climb back up. 1410 01:15:23,917 --> 01:15:25,459 If you have any questions, ask me. 1411 01:15:25,626 --> 01:15:27,001 - Do you want some kelp soup? 1412 01:15:27,167 --> 01:15:28,834 - Olive oil? - Gargarin? 1413 01:15:29,001 --> 01:15:31,834 - He eats well, he has an appetite, it's nice. 1414 01:15:32,001 --> 01:15:33,167 - You must be from Bouzollais. 1415 01:15:33,334 --> 01:15:34,959 - One or two? - Oh... 1416 01:15:35,126 --> 01:15:36,292 One is good. 1417 01:15:36,459 --> 01:15:37,626 - Small bird appetite. 1418 01:15:41,751 --> 01:15:42,876 - It's good, huh. 1419 01:15:44,084 --> 01:15:46,542 - What is it? the little taste in the potatoes? 1420 01:15:46,709 --> 01:15:50,167 - You say nothing? Anyway, it's my secret eyepiece. 1421 01:15:50,917 --> 01:15:51,834 I put 1422 01:15:52,001 --> 01:15:54,959 beef white concentrate in the sauce. 1423 01:15:55,126 --> 01:15:57,167 But be careful, a ladle. 1424 01:15:58,126 --> 01:15:59,584 - What is a ladle? 1425 01:16:00,084 --> 01:16:02,709 - It's like a lick, but with a ladle. 1426 01:16:15,626 --> 01:16:16,792 - AIlô? 1427 01:16:16,959 --> 01:16:19,417 So Thibault, got the clown? 1428 01:16:19,584 --> 01:16:20,709 - I don't have it anymore. 1429 01:16:20,876 --> 01:16:23,376 They are strong, They poisoned me with potatoes. 1430 01:16:23,542 --> 01:16:25,126 I'm going to go get Bobo. 1431 01:16:25,292 --> 01:16:26,584 - Stay calm. 1432 01:16:26,751 --> 01:16:29,292 - Please, I have to go get Bobo! 1433 01:16:29,459 --> 01:16:31,001 I have to go find Bobo! 1434 01:16:31,167 --> 01:16:32,459 Bobo! 1435 01:16:32,626 --> 01:16:34,084 Bobo! 1436 01:16:47,709 --> 01:16:48,709 - Jean-Yves? 1437 01:16:49,167 --> 01:16:50,751 Where did you find these kibbles? 1438 01:16:51,876 --> 01:16:53,501 - It's the dog next door... 1439 01:16:53,667 --> 01:16:54,501 - Papa? 1440 01:16:55,042 --> 01:16:56,751 You should add a little milk. 1441 01:16:58,376 --> 01:16:59,542 - Sweetie? 1442 01:16:59,709 --> 01:17:02,709 Go to your room. - But mom. 1443 01:17:02,876 --> 01:17:04,709 - Go to your room. 1444 01:17:05,459 --> 01:17:06,626 Alice sighs. 1445 01:17:11,542 --> 01:17:13,667 We stop with the kibbles, there... 1446 01:17:15,917 --> 01:17:17,209 Okay, Jean-Yves, 1447 01:17:18,792 --> 01:17:20,876 you need to talk, I'll listen to you. 1448 01:17:23,042 --> 01:17:24,167 - I'm empty. 1449 01:17:24,334 --> 01:17:26,501 - Well that's okay, but what else? 1450 01:17:27,459 --> 01:17:30,251 - I want to stop everything, Magazone... 1451 01:17:30,417 --> 01:17:31,376 - Damn, and Puteaux? 1452 01:17:31,542 --> 01:17:33,334 - But I don't care about Puteaux. 1453 01:17:35,251 --> 01:17:37,042 - Go ahead, I'm listening to you, speak. 1454 01:17:40,417 --> 01:17:42,251 - Okay, I'll tell you everything. 1455 01:17:43,376 --> 01:17:44,542 - Yes yes. 1456 01:17:45,167 --> 01:17:46,542 Croquettes. 1457 01:17:47,126 --> 01:17:48,376 Yes, Cathy. 1458 01:17:50,001 --> 01:17:51,709 Croquettes. 1459 01:17:52,834 --> 01:17:55,542 The labor inspection at Limarol, it's him. 1460 01:17:56,459 --> 01:17:59,251 And Thibault, he works for him. 1461 01:18:01,917 --> 01:18:03,584 He is in a bad state... 1462 01:18:06,917 --> 01:18:07,667 - Jeff. 1463 01:18:09,251 --> 01:18:11,584 I have something to ask you, but you're going to say no. 1464 01:18:12,001 --> 01:18:13,751 - I'll take out the trash tomorrow. 1465 01:18:14,209 --> 01:18:15,126 - Non. 1466 01:18:15,292 --> 01:18:17,084 It's even more serious. 1467 01:18:17,751 --> 01:18:18,792 It's Jean-Yves. 1468 01:18:29,042 --> 01:18:30,334 - My respects. 1469 01:18:38,792 --> 01:18:40,959 - I'm an idiot. - That, I agree. 1470 01:18:41,126 --> 01:18:43,709 - I always ruined everything. - That's true, correct. 1471 01:18:44,126 --> 01:18:45,376 - I betrayed you. 1472 01:18:47,084 --> 01:18:48,376 Like Judas with the othesr... 1473 01:18:48,542 --> 01:18:50,334 - Judas. Wait, Judas. 1474 01:18:50,501 --> 01:18:52,709 It wasn't the butcher from Sainte-Crécelles? 1475 01:18:52,876 --> 01:18:54,376 - I blame myself so much. 1476 01:18:55,417 --> 01:18:57,251 No, it was Judin, the butcher. 1477 01:18:57,417 --> 01:18:58,626 - Judin. - Butcher, Judin. 1478 01:18:58,792 --> 01:19:00,292 - His wife left with the Japanese. 1479 01:19:00,459 --> 01:19:01,792 - That's it. 1480 01:19:02,667 --> 01:19:05,584 I'm selfish. -And you have little legs. 1481 01:19:05,751 --> 01:19:09,334 - Don't cut me all the time, it's already very difficult. 1482 01:19:10,584 --> 01:19:13,667 You and me, we are different, but we have the same ambition: 1483 01:19:14,334 --> 01:19:15,542 sell happiness. 1484 01:19:15,709 --> 01:19:18,876 - Yes, Jean-Yves, but I have to tell you something. 1485 01:19:19,042 --> 01:19:20,834 - You see, you agree. 1486 01:19:21,709 --> 01:19:22,917 Your clown, 1487 01:19:24,042 --> 01:19:25,792 it’s a huge success. 1488 01:19:25,959 --> 01:19:28,959 If we team up, it's a jackpot. 1489 01:19:29,126 --> 01:19:30,376 Finally, it's... 1490 01:19:31,959 --> 01:19:33,667 It’s just happiness. 1491 01:19:34,542 --> 01:19:35,501 I don't want to 1492 01:19:35,667 --> 01:19:38,667 force yourself, rush yourself. Take your time. 1493 01:19:39,292 --> 01:19:41,542 Take your time, Jeff. - All right. 1494 01:19:41,709 --> 01:19:43,126 Okay, fine. 1495 01:19:44,042 --> 01:19:45,792 Ah! I think about it. 1496 01:19:46,667 --> 01:19:49,251 Thibault forgot his bag at home. 1497 01:19:49,667 --> 01:19:51,209 Will you give it back to him? 1498 01:19:53,001 --> 01:19:54,459 - Oh yes, of course. 1499 01:19:55,042 --> 01:19:58,751 - I'm leaving, I have nothing to do. Okay, Jean-Yves, bye. 1500 01:19:59,959 --> 01:20:01,167 Ringing of the bell 1501 01:20:10,376 --> 01:20:13,042 The door closes. Zip of a zipper 1502 01:20:13,751 --> 01:20:16,209 Moans 1503 01:20:18,959 --> 01:20:22,292 Lively organ music 1504 01:20:29,376 --> 01:20:30,834 Phone ringtone 1505 01:20:33,084 --> 01:20:35,251 - Tell me some good news. 1506 01:20:35,834 --> 01:20:37,001 - We have the Bobo! 1507 01:20:37,167 --> 01:20:39,584 - How did you do it? *- I call it 1508 01:20:39,751 --> 01:20:41,292 talent, quite simply. 1509 01:20:41,459 --> 01:20:43,876 - I doubted you, Jean-Pierre. - Jean-Yves. 1510 01:20:44,042 --> 01:20:45,792 - We have 6 days left before Christmas. 1511 01:20:45,959 --> 01:20:47,501 * Here is the procedure to follow: 1512 01:20:47,667 --> 01:20:51,501 you will send by express parcel the Bobo at our Taizou factory. 1513 01:20:51,667 --> 01:20:54,292 - Jordana, given the deadlines, the Chinese are going to smash us 1514 01:20:54,459 --> 01:20:55,501 on the manufacturing price. 1515 01:20:55,667 --> 01:20:56,584 - I know, 1516 01:20:56,751 --> 01:21:00,751 but if we replace the wood with polyurethane, we can make it. 1517 01:21:00,917 --> 01:21:03,084 Limarol will not be able to sell it cheaper. 1518 01:21:03,251 --> 01:21:05,167 Manufacturing, packaging and delivery, 1519 01:21:05,334 --> 01:21:07,042 it will cost them fifteen euros. 1520 01:21:07,209 --> 01:21:09,292 - I'm ordering 500,000. - Are you sure? 1521 01:21:09,459 --> 01:21:10,792 It's a big investment. 1522 01:21:11,334 --> 01:21:12,959 - We're going to suffocate them, 1523 01:21:13,126 --> 01:21:15,709 nip them in the bud, atomize them! 1524 01:21:16,042 --> 01:21:17,751 Laughter 1525 01:21:35,251 --> 01:21:37,459 - 500,000 bitches, it's impressive! 1526 01:21:37,626 --> 01:21:39,751 - And that's just the setup. 1527 01:21:39,917 --> 01:21:42,167 Nothing would have been possible without you, my Titi. 1528 01:21:42,334 --> 01:21:43,542 Is the guy feeling better? 1529 01:21:43,709 --> 01:21:45,417 - I got my analysis results, 1530 01:21:45,584 --> 01:21:49,334 the doctor said I had the cholesterol level of a whale. 1531 01:21:49,501 --> 01:21:50,959 No more oil for 30 years. 1532 01:21:51,126 --> 01:21:53,917 - You'll see, it goes by quickly, I got them. 1533 01:21:54,084 --> 01:21:55,834 Hold! You deserved it! 1534 01:21:57,376 --> 01:21:58,292 Hop! 1535 01:21:59,751 --> 01:22:01,292 - For your daughter? - No. 1536 01:22:01,459 --> 01:22:03,292 It's for an old friend. 1537 01:22:06,959 --> 01:22:08,959 - So the Misses, are they working? 1538 01:22:09,126 --> 01:22:10,959 - FULLY! - We're in a hurry! 1539 01:22:11,584 --> 01:22:12,667 - Hello, everyone! 1540 01:22:12,834 --> 01:22:15,292 - Well, Jean-Yves. How are you? 1541 01:22:15,459 --> 01:22:17,667 - It's almost Christmas, so I brought 1542 01:22:17,834 --> 01:22:19,376 a gift to Jeff. 1543 01:22:19,542 --> 01:22:20,709 - Oh, what is it? 1544 01:22:22,126 --> 01:22:23,376 - It was successful, huh? 1545 01:22:25,334 --> 01:22:28,334 We called him "Toto the Bitch", the family grows. 1546 01:22:28,501 --> 01:22:30,459 - It's forbidden, it's counterfeiting. 1547 01:22:30,626 --> 01:22:33,084 He imitates her. 1548 01:22:33,251 --> 01:22:34,459 - Listen, Donald, 1549 01:22:34,626 --> 01:22:36,709 the big ones win, the small ones die. 1550 01:22:36,876 --> 01:22:39,709 You are in the second category, sorry. 1551 01:22:40,334 --> 01:22:41,959 Okay, well. 1552 01:22:42,126 --> 01:22:43,709 Merry Christmas everyone, eh! 1553 01:22:46,209 --> 01:22:47,251 Ah. 1554 01:22:47,792 --> 01:22:49,417 Just curious, hm... 1555 01:22:50,209 --> 01:22:52,001 How much will you sell it for, your bitch? 1556 01:22:54,751 --> 01:22:58,834 For us, the price is 9.99 euros. 1557 01:22:59,626 --> 01:23:00,917 And you are... 1558 01:23:01,501 --> 01:23:03,334 16 euros? 17 euros? 1559 01:23:03,501 --> 01:23:04,459 No. 1560 01:23:05,084 --> 01:23:06,917 Not 18 euros, right? 1561 01:23:07,459 --> 01:23:09,709 - No, we don't sell it. We give it. 1562 01:23:12,084 --> 01:23:12,834 What? 1563 01:23:15,209 --> 01:23:17,584 This is what we planned from the beginning. 1564 01:23:17,751 --> 01:23:19,001 - What do you mean “give”? 1565 01:23:20,501 --> 01:23:23,709 - I wanted to tell you when you had your religious breakdown. 1566 01:23:23,876 --> 01:23:26,542 - We can't give, it is prohibited in sells. 1567 01:23:27,042 --> 01:23:29,667 We can kill, but we cannot give. 1568 01:23:29,834 --> 01:23:31,584 - Big distribution... 1569 01:23:31,751 --> 01:23:34,709 That's it, we're going to distribute. Finally, we are going to give. 1570 01:23:35,209 --> 01:23:37,376 - But the world doesn't turn like that! 1571 01:23:38,084 --> 01:23:39,251 There are offers, 1572 01:23:39,417 --> 01:23:42,334 requests and in the middle of the profits, damn it! 1573 01:23:42,501 --> 01:23:44,251 Even in prehistoric times, we exchanged 1574 01:23:44,417 --> 01:23:46,917 small pebbles against larger stones. 1575 01:23:47,084 --> 01:23:47,917 - It's true. 1576 01:23:48,084 --> 01:23:49,626 - It's illegal to donate! 1577 01:23:49,792 --> 01:23:51,876 People who give, we must lock them up! 1578 01:23:52,042 --> 01:23:53,792 - Jean-Yves, people will choose. 1579 01:23:53,959 --> 01:23:56,001 Either 9.99 euros, 1580 01:23:56,167 --> 01:23:57,084 either zero. 1581 01:23:57,251 --> 01:23:59,542 - So. Jean-Yves, It's nice of you to stop by. 1582 01:23:59,709 --> 01:24:00,959 Merry Christmas, Happy New Year. 1583 01:24:01,126 --> 01:24:02,292 But we have work. 1584 01:24:02,459 --> 01:24:04,334 We have Bobos to send, 1585 01:24:05,542 --> 01:24:07,167 that we're not going to sell! 1586 01:24:11,167 --> 01:24:12,751 *- Bitchin Christmas! 1587 01:24:13,126 --> 01:24:14,209 Little laugh 1588 01:24:14,376 --> 01:24:17,209 Intriguing soft music 1589 01:24:53,501 --> 01:24:54,959 - Good evening, Jean-Yves. 1590 01:24:56,001 --> 01:24:57,167 - Who are you? 1591 01:24:57,709 --> 01:24:58,876 - A friend. 1592 01:24:59,959 --> 01:25:02,459 You shouldn't do that, Naily. 1593 01:25:02,626 --> 01:25:04,626 - Do you know my nickname? 1594 01:25:05,459 --> 01:25:09,751 - Naily, think of the child that you were and still are. 1595 01:25:09,917 --> 01:25:11,459 - I don't care about children! 1596 01:25:12,542 --> 01:25:14,667 - Have you thought about your daughter? 1597 01:25:15,167 --> 01:25:16,667 - She will thank me 1598 01:25:17,084 --> 01:25:19,792 when I'm done with this Christmas bullshit. 1599 01:25:19,959 --> 01:25:23,542 It only brings sadness and disillusionment, this fucking party! 1600 01:25:24,126 --> 01:25:25,292 - Naily... 1601 01:25:26,042 --> 01:25:29,209 You don't have to punish all the children who believe in it 1602 01:25:29,376 --> 01:25:31,084 because of what your father did. 1603 01:25:31,251 --> 01:25:32,792 - Don't talk about my father! 1604 01:25:34,334 --> 01:25:38,126 - What kind of man steals gifts of his son, on Christmas Eve, 1605 01:25:38,292 --> 01:25:39,959 to buy a piece of jewelry for his mistress? 1606 01:25:40,959 --> 01:25:43,959 What kind of man makes you write your letter to Santa 1607 01:25:44,126 --> 01:25:46,001 before tearing it up while laughing? 1608 01:25:46,959 --> 01:25:48,376 What kind of man 1609 01:25:48,542 --> 01:25:51,709 can poop in your sock, 1610 01:25:52,376 --> 01:25:54,584 that you had placed at the foot of the tree? 1611 01:25:56,209 --> 01:25:57,334 - Papa. 1612 01:25:58,126 --> 01:25:59,417 - Your father, 1613 01:25:59,792 --> 01:26:01,126 Roberto Hammer. 1614 01:26:01,292 --> 01:26:03,292 He was the bad guy, 1615 01:26:03,459 --> 01:26:04,376 not you. 1616 01:26:08,126 --> 01:26:09,626 - I'm so ashamed. 1617 01:26:11,709 --> 01:26:13,292 Do you know Santa ? 1618 01:26:16,792 --> 01:26:18,959 Do you believe that one day will he forgive me? 1619 01:26:20,167 --> 01:26:21,417 - Maybe. 1620 01:26:21,876 --> 01:26:23,459 Soft music 1621 01:26:23,459 --> 01:26:25,376 Soft music 1622 01:26:35,876 --> 01:26:39,167 - Oh! You scared me! You arrived quietly. 1623 01:26:40,084 --> 01:26:42,501 What is it, Monnier? - Look at. 1624 01:26:53,501 --> 01:26:55,376 - I didn't come to be forgiven, 1625 01:26:57,126 --> 01:26:59,459 I wanted to tell you that I was fired 1626 01:26:59,876 --> 01:27:01,501 and I feel better. 1627 01:27:02,542 --> 01:27:04,376 Thibault took over my position. 1628 01:27:04,917 --> 01:27:08,292 - You'll see, Jean-Yves. Unemployed, it's a great job. 1629 01:27:08,459 --> 01:27:10,709 Do it with passion, he will reward you. 1630 01:27:12,001 --> 01:27:14,084 Now you're an unemployed manager. - No. 1631 01:27:14,501 --> 01:27:16,584 The real manager is you, Jeff. 1632 01:27:20,376 --> 01:27:21,334 Merry Christmas. 1633 01:27:30,042 --> 01:27:32,084 - R21 Manager, 1634 01:27:33,792 --> 01:27:36,042 five speeds plus one free. 1635 01:27:37,251 --> 01:27:39,209 Heating from 1 to 60 degrees, 1636 01:27:40,167 --> 01:27:41,626 power steering, 1637 01:27:42,417 --> 01:27:43,917 0 to 100 kilometers/hour 1638 01:27:44,459 --> 01:27:45,667 in 13 minutes. 1639 01:27:47,376 --> 01:27:49,334 Turbo-dynamic reverse, 1640 01:27:51,792 --> 01:27:52,959 beer windshield washer. 1641 01:27:54,876 --> 01:27:56,417 R21 Manager, 1642 01:27:56,876 --> 01:27:58,334 the future is now! 1643 01:27:58,501 --> 01:28:00,667 - I have to go, I have nothing to do. 1644 01:28:00,834 --> 01:28:03,959 Grand orchestral music 1645 01:28:04,126 --> 01:28:07,126 - When we have nothing to do, think. 1646 01:28:07,292 --> 01:28:09,126 R21 Manager. 1647 01:28:22,001 --> 01:28:23,501 - Thank you, Jean-Yves. 1648 01:28:28,126 --> 01:28:30,251 Nick Claus told me about your father, 1649 01:28:30,417 --> 01:28:31,626 I know everything. 1650 01:28:32,042 --> 01:28:34,209 - Let's not talk about it. 1651 01:28:34,376 --> 01:28:36,209 You're right, it's in the past. 1652 01:28:36,376 --> 01:28:38,001 - The past, don't... 1653 01:28:38,167 --> 01:28:39,501 bring it back. 1654 01:28:40,001 --> 01:28:41,751 That's two Nevadas now. 1655 01:28:41,917 --> 01:28:43,376 They are going to have babies. 1656 01:28:43,542 --> 01:28:45,334 - Well no, Jean-Yves! 1657 01:28:45,501 --> 01:28:48,584 It's a wild car, It doesn't breed in captivity. 1658 01:28:49,376 --> 01:28:50,917 It's like pandas, 1659 01:28:51,376 --> 01:28:52,876 the Fiat Panda. 1660 01:28:56,167 --> 01:28:59,001 Come on, come have a beer. - Yes, come on, there you go. 1661 01:28:59,167 --> 01:29:02,667 - But shitting in a sock... - We don't talk about it anymore. 1662 01:29:02,834 --> 01:29:04,584 - We don't talk about it at all anymore. 1663 01:29:04,917 --> 01:29:07,751 Soft magical music 1664 01:29:38,084 --> 01:29:40,001 - Come on! Come on! 1665 01:29:42,376 --> 01:29:43,251 Oh! 1666 01:30:53,501 --> 01:30:55,292 - The children are happy. 1667 01:30:56,209 --> 01:30:58,209 They saw a beautiful Santa Claus. 1668 01:30:59,417 --> 01:31:03,001 - I think it's the last year, Jiji recognized me. 1669 01:31:03,167 --> 01:31:05,042 - Can I try? I dream of it. 1670 01:31:05,209 --> 01:31:06,917 - Ah, but yes, of course. Go ahead. 1671 01:31:14,501 --> 01:31:15,626 - Your costume is beautiful. 1672 01:31:17,334 --> 01:31:19,751 - Oh yeah! It's true, it suits you! 1673 01:31:20,251 --> 01:31:22,542 -And your sled, it’s perfect. 1674 01:31:22,709 --> 01:31:24,834 - Oh no, that’s a cart... 1675 01:31:25,001 --> 01:31:27,542 I will do one better, next year... 1676 01:31:28,209 --> 01:31:30,709 - If I were you, I wouldn't touch it. 1677 01:31:32,667 --> 01:31:34,167 - Oh, but what is that? 1678 01:31:34,334 --> 01:31:36,959 Soft music 1679 01:31:41,834 --> 01:31:43,084 What, finally? 1680 01:31:56,792 --> 01:31:58,209 Wow! 1681 01:31:58,376 --> 01:32:01,126 - Yes, but there is a little work behind. 1682 01:32:09,917 --> 01:32:11,084 So say, 1683 01:32:11,626 --> 01:32:13,876 you almost stole my job, this year. 1684 01:32:14,042 --> 01:32:16,334 - Don't worry! With me, no danger! 1685 01:32:16,501 --> 01:32:17,501 - I'm going, Jeff. 1686 01:32:18,167 --> 01:32:20,834 Oh well. Something is missing here... 1687 01:32:21,751 --> 01:32:22,959 Ah, there you go. 1688 01:32:34,334 --> 01:32:37,001 - But wait! I was thinking of something. 1689 01:32:37,167 --> 01:32:41,042 Nick Claus, isn't Nicholas the real name of 1690 01:32:41,209 --> 01:32:43,001 Santa Claus? 1691 01:32:43,584 --> 01:32:44,792 I just... 1692 01:32:47,167 --> 01:32:49,042 - Can you step back, please? 1693 01:32:49,209 --> 01:32:51,751 - Of course, Santa. 1694 01:32:51,917 --> 01:32:52,917 - Come on, 1695 01:32:53,542 --> 01:32:54,834 we're taking off! 1696 01:33:10,959 --> 01:33:11,876 - Grampa? 1697 01:33:14,042 --> 01:33:15,626 - Yes, my kid? 1698 01:33:15,792 --> 01:33:17,626 - I have something to ask you. 1699 01:33:18,251 --> 01:33:20,417 - I know what you want to ask me. 1700 01:33:20,584 --> 01:33:23,834 Well no, I'm not Santa Claus. 1701 01:33:24,001 --> 01:33:25,084 Look. 1702 01:33:49,167 --> 01:33:50,834 - Merry Christmas! 1703 01:33:51,001 --> 01:33:52,501 And see you soon! 1704 01:34:09,001 --> 01:34:11,959 Loir-et-Cher (Michel Delpech) 1705 01:34:15,417 --> 01:34:18,751 - My family lives in Loir-et-Cher 1706 01:34:18,917 --> 01:34:21,542 These people don't show manners 1707 01:34:22,126 --> 01:34:25,042 They spend all autumn to dig furrows 1708 01:34:25,209 --> 01:34:28,126 To return hectares of land 1709 01:34:28,792 --> 01:34:31,917 I never had much to tell them 1710 01:34:32,084 --> 01:34:34,626 But I've always loved them 1711 01:34:35,042 --> 01:34:37,959 From time to time I go see them 1712 01:34:38,126 --> 01:34:41,292 I spend Sunday in Loir-et-Cher 1713 01:34:42,084 --> 01:34:44,876 They tell me, they tell me 1714 01:34:45,251 --> 01:34:48,334 "You live without ever seeing a horse, an owl" 1715 01:34:48,834 --> 01:34:51,584 They tell me: “You don’t come anymore 1716 01:34:52,167 --> 01:34:54,876 "Even to catch a fish 1717 01:34:55,709 --> 01:34:59,251 "You don't think about us anymore 1718 01:35:00,626 --> 01:35:04,084 “It seems like it bothers you to walk in the mud 1719 01:35:04,251 --> 01:35:07,459 “It seems like it bothers you to dine with us 1720 01:35:07,626 --> 01:35:10,792 “It seems like it bothers you to walk in the mud 1721 01:35:10,959 --> 01:35:14,209 “It seems like it bothers you to dine with us" 1722 01:35:19,959 --> 01:35:21,001 *- Bitchin Christmas! 1723 01:35:22,167 --> 01:35:25,376 Soft Christmas music 1724 01:37:43,042 --> 01:37:46,042 Upbeat music 1725 01:37:47,305 --> 01:38:47,495 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm 120043