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[Laughing]
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SHLUB: So you're telling me
the first time you made love,
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it was to a ghost?
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TYRANNIS:
I said it may have been a ghost.
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She was very squishy
and vanished into thin air.
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SHLUB:
You think ghosts are squishy?
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Oh, we tease you,
but you are funny.
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TYRANNIS: I'm going to grab
a couple more warm ones.
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MAN: Hey, Ty. Oh, wow.
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Do you always
wear sandals on your boat?
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TYRANNIS: What?
No, I'm just grabbing some beers
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and forgot to take them off.
I'm not a monster.
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[Laughing]
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SHLUB: I cannot believe
what I've just heard.
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TYRANNIS:
About the sandals?
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I know way more boat etiquette
than you'd think.
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And people are weirdly serious
about it, too.
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SHLUB: No, you said,
"I'm not a monster."
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TYRANNIS: Oh, well,
that's just an expression.
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SHLUB: Few things upset me, son,
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but talking about monsters
like they're a bad thing,
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or like they have anything
to do with shoes.
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TYRANNIS:
I don't think monsters are bad.
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SHLUB: I seem to remember
that you tried to ban monsters.
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TYRANNIS: Ban monsters? Me?
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I know what happened.
You're misremembering.
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You know you have
an unreliable memory
from all the drinking.
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SHLUB: I do?
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TYRANNIS: Yes, you yourself have
told me that a million times.
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You probably
don't remember that either.
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SHLUB: I don't remember.
TYRANNIS: There you go.
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And that's why, ironically,
you've gotten it backwards.
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I love and respect
monsters so much
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that when I was king,
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I was planning
an enormous Monster Week.
SHLUB: You were?
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TYRANNIS:
Talked about it constantly.
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SHLUB:
My God, I've judged you wrong.
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Well, what's stopping us
from finishing what you started?
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You hear that, world?
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We're having a Monster Week.
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FISH MUTANT:
Are sea monsters invited too?
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TYRANNIS: You bet they are.
FISH: Ay-yay-yay.
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TYRANNIS:
Maybe we should get out of here.
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SHLUB: No, I want to see
if it happens again.
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FOURTH FISH MUTANT: Ay-yay-yay.
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♪
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STUPENDOUS: Monster Week?
Is that what it sounds like?
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TYRANNIS: Yes, a week-long
celebration of monsters
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where everyone will have a blast
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and never again
use the word monster
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to mean anything
even remotely negative
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or having to do with shoes
for whatever reason.
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Not quite clear on that,
but I do now know
it's important.
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HIPPOCAMPUS: And this is a plan
you're okay with
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and not terrified by?
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Packing our streets
with literal monsters?
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SHLUB: It was his idea.
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Planning it for years, in fact.
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Now, what fun things
did you have in mind?
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TYRANNIS: Rules?
Not because it's monsters.
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Because it's a week.
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There's always rules
during weeks.
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VISCERA:
You're throwing a Monster Week?
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Man,
I wish I was able to help out.
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Bloodmouth's taking me
to some hot springs.
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BLOODMOUTH: To turn her
into soup and eat her.
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[Laughs] Just kidding.
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Although I'm sure
you'd be delicious, babe.
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VISCERA: Aw, thank you, babe.
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BLOODMOUTH: We're cannibals.
TYRANNIS: Yes.
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BLOODMOUTH: Nah, the hot springs
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are just a nice place
to go with someone you love
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and have sex with her
for a long time.
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Probably
several extended sessions.
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Ready, babe?
VISCERA: You bet, babe.
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SHLUB: Don't worry.
Once the monsters arrive,
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you'll be having too much fun
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to be sad she picked
that gorgeous cannibal over you
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for sex in a location
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that you can easily picture
in your mind.
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We're going to have
the best Monster Week ever.
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STUPENDOUS:
You know Monster Week
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is a bad idea, right?
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TYRANNIS: It's a terrible idea.
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We can't have
a bunch of monsters
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descending upon our city,
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which is why
we're going to have to fake it.
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Hippo, can you make
monster costumes so realistic
they'll fool Dad?
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If he's as drunk
as I'm sure he'll be,
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I'm insulted by the question.
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DELIRIA: Let me guess.
You want me to clear out.
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SHLUB:
Gods make monsters uneasy.
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DELIRIA: Yes, I'll stay away.
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Because you asked so nicely,
and I love you.
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Not because I have any respect
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for the principles
being applied.
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SHLUB:
Goes quite without saying.
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While I've got you
in such an obliging mood,
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might you also keep Hermes away?
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DELIRIA: Hermes specifically?
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My frenemy
whose eyeball I gouged out?
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SHLUB: Who cages monsters
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and forces them
to fight to the death, yes.
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DELIRIA: You know what?
He'll be in Hades
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doing that pathetic
side gig of his
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bringing in dead souls
or whatever.
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I'll go and distract him
with something.
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Keep him occupied.
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SHLUB: Darling, you really are
the best in the world.
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DELIRIA: Yes, well,
I'd be the first to admit that.
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Underworld exit!
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[Caws]
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TYRANNIS: Monster Week
is off to a great start.
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I see no problems with it
at all.
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Would you agree, Dad?
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SHLUB: I'm seeing some monsters
I've never seen before.
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I'm going to have to get
to know them personally. Bodily.
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TYRANNIS:
Oh, you should absolutely.
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But first,
why not get much drunker,
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to the point
where everything is blurry,
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perhaps wiped out altogether?
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How does that sound?
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All monsters drink for free
during Monster Week
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because nobody's sober
during Monster Week.
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All weeks have rules,
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and Monster Week's rules
say, "Drink up."
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Can't argue with any of that.
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MONSTER: Roar!
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SHLUB: Roar indeed.
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Son, you've really
outdone yourself,
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and knowing you would,
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I've invited that
investigative reporter you like.
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TYRANNIS: Tina!
TINA: So, tell me,
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how did the guy
who banned monsters
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end up throwing a Monster Week?
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SHLUB: I can answer this one.
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It would seem
that you and I both have
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the same alcohol-induced
false memory.
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TINA: Interesting.
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I smell
a flimsy false memory cover-up
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just waiting
to be blown wide open.
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Only story bigger
than that would be
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if these weren't real monsters.
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TYRANNIS:
What would that even mean?
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People in monster costumes
or something?
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What a ridiculous,
funny thing you're saying.
I mean, it's amusing.
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TINA: I'll tell you
what I've noticed already.
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None of these monsters
are destroying anything.
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TYRANNIS: The night is young.
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TINA:
I haven't gotten scratched once.
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TYRANNIS: Chivalry is not dead.
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TINA: The fire-breathing
orcs haven't breathed any fire.
TYRANNIS: New diet.
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TINA: And everyone is just
walking around saying, "Roar"?
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TYRANNIS:
Monsters do say "Roar."
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TINA:
They don't just say, "Roar."
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Plus, you're acting weird,
but that's hardly a story.
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[Laughter]
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TYRANNIS:
Yes, very well observed.
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I'll be right back.
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♪
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TYRANNIS: Guys,
we have a problem. Tina's here.
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STUPENDOUS:
Oh, that is a problem.
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You two have a crazy history
of romantic near-misses.
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TYRANNIS: That's not the kind
of Tina problem
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I'm dealing with for once.
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In addition to being
beautiful and fascinating,
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she unfortunately happens
to be a very good reporter.
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What's Dad going to think
when she breaks the vase
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that there's no real monsters
at Monster Week?
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HIPPOCAMPUS:
She'll never find out.
My costumes are incredible.
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MAN: I should be the head.
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WOMAN:
Why should you be the head
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when you have
such incredible butt energy?
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HIPPOCAMPUS:
So, what did you have in mind?
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TYRANNIS: We might need
some actual monsters here.
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If we could get just one,
a harmless one.
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STUPENDOUS: We got that
last surviving Tickle Troll.
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TYRANNIS: Are you serious?
That's perfect.
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Wait, Tickle Trolls are real?
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TICKLE TROLL:
We are, if you believe in us.
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HIPPOCAMPUS: Of course
Tickle Trolls aren't real.
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TYRANNIS: Oh, phew.
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That's what I thought.
TICKLE TROLL: Oh, come on!
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TYRANNIS: Come on, let's think.
Do we know
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any relatively gentle
dotard monsters
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who exist?
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STUPENDOUS: Gargie the Giant,
who can't feel pain,
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gave me that special
Gargie whistle you blow
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if you want to summon Gargie.
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TYRANNIS:
Perfect, yes, summon Gargie.
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He's very gentle
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when he isn't swinging
that enormous club.
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Ah, still might not be enough.
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Maybe he knows
some other gentle monsters,
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or not even necessarily gentle,
just willing to be gentle,
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or just less monstrous
as a favor to a friend.
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STUPENDOUS: You could try
to get some real monsters
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so Dad won't find out
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there's fake monsters
at the monster party
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you threw to prove
you're not scared of monsters,
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which you are.
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Or you could come clean with Dad
and be done with it,
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which, forgetting
any other considerations
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like wrong or right
or blah, blah, blah,
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it actually just seems
a lot simpler.
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TYRANNIS:
Just get the damn whistle.
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Hey, Tina, where'd my dad go?
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TINA: He said there was a sphinx
he wanted to destroy,
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but the way he said it
clearly implied
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he intended to mate with it.
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I would really like to interview
some of these monsters
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and dig into why they decided
to show up
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to a Monster Week
hosted by a monster hater,
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but they all seem to be
running away from me.
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That's curious, isn't it?
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TYRANNIS: [Babbles]
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Alleged monster hater.
Nothing has been proven.
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And it's not curious, no.
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Monsters are notoriously shy,
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except for... Gargie!
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The friendly giant
who doesn't feel pain!
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Get over here.
A reporter wants to talk to you.
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Now, this is a real monster.
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TINA: Tell me more
about your use of the word real.
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TYRANNIS:
I just meant a real one.
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You know, he's the real deal.
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Anyway, it's Gargie.
He's a star.
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Everyone loves Gargie.
Big fan favorite.
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Like I said,
he doesn't feel pain.
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Go ahead, stab him.
Stomp on his foot.
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You're going to love him.
You know what?
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Maybe you could find
something sharp
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to poke him with.
Something good.
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Give it some thought.
TINA: Okay.
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TYRANNIS: Gargie, spill,
where can I find
some monsters real quick?
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Monsters who are willing
to be cool, preferably.
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GARGIE: Seem to Gargie
lots of monsters here.
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Gargie's friends at Monster Bar
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say no monsters welcome
in Krapopolis.
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But Gargie remember Krapopolis.
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Maybe Gargie is big,
softy Gargie.
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Softest Gargie around.
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Or maybe
it's just impossible for Gargie
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to resist Gargie whistle!
But Gargie think...
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TYRANNIS:
Gargie, Gargie, Gargie.
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Monster Bar.
Where's that exactly?
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TINA: Wow, spooky.
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HERMES: Here you go, Care Bear.
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Delivering another dead one
for you to process.
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HADES:
Don't call Charon Care Bear.
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Only I call him that.
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And are you sure
this guy's really dead?
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HERMES: This again?
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HADES: Because look, I got
a lot of live ones sneaking in
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and a lot of dead ones
sneaking out.
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HERMES:
And you think that's my fault?
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HADES: You're the delivery guy.
I'm just saying,
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do you double check
the doors on your way out
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to see
if they close all the way?
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I'm sure it would be
too much to ask
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that you give the handle
a little jiggle
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to make sure it's locked.
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HERMES: Oh, I can go faster
than the eye can see.
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I can jiggle the handle
multiple times,
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going back and forth,
checking to see if it's locked,
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and then checking again,
because was it really locked?
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Not that I would do that.
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HADES:
So you didn't jiggle the handle.
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DELIRIA: [Caws] Hello, boys.
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Long time no see.
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HADES: What is she doing here?
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What are you up to?
Is it antics?
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HERMES: Don't look at me. I have
nothing to do with her antics.
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DELIRIA: Well, you'll soon want
to do something with my antics.
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I brought
something very special.
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Brrrr!
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It's a pineapple!
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I figure we can section it
and eat it together.
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That should take a long time.
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Probably a week, right?
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HADES: While your pineapple
does look fascinating,
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we are in the middle
of something here.
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HERMES: No, I think we're done.
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He keeps blaming me
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for people coming in and out
illegally.
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HADES: Because he's careless.
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HERMES: Ugh, I'm so bored
with this conversation.
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Anything fun
going on in Krapopolis?
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I feel like
it's gotten a little better
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over the last year or so.
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DELIRIA: No, it's got worse.
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In fact,
Krapopolis is cancelled.
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But look what else I brought.
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DOG: [Pants and barks]
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BOTH: Aww...
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HERMES: [Laughs]
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HADES: Aww, look at you.
DELIRIA: [Sighs]
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TYRANNIS:
This must be the place.
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BOTH: [Hissing]
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TYRANNIS: Oh boy,
these don't look gentle.
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[Indistinct]
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TYRANNIS: No. No, no, no.
You got this.
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[Growling]
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TYRANNIS: You're half-monster.
You can do this. Be strong.
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THREE-EYED MONSTER: No, stop it!
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TYRANNIS: Roar!
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GRIFFIN:
Was that supposed to be a roar?
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TYRANNIS: I'm sorry,
my pronunciation is...
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Anyway, I'm here to ask you
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to please come
to Monster Week in Krapopolis,
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preferably in a spirit
of non-destructive camaraderie.
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MONSTERS:
[Talking at the same time]
Seriously?
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THREE-EYED MONSTER: That's rich.
You banned us.
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Yeah, we know who you are.
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TYRANNIS: Okay, yes,
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I may have at one point
banned monsters,
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but if you know who I am,
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you must know I'm half-monster.
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MONSTERS: [Annoyed murmurs]
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TYRANNIS: Is that offensive?
I didn't... I actually...
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I'm here for my father,
who's a full monster.
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MONSTERS: [Judgmental murmurs]
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TYRANNIS: He's king now,
if that makes any difference.
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THREE-EYED MONSTER:
I'll believe that when I see it.
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All we know is you want
to corral us all into one place.
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What's that going
to be for, you think?
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BASILISK: Some heroes' feats.
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TYRANNIS: There are no heroes
at Monster Week.
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GRIFFIN: Oh, yeah?
And why should we believe you?
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TYRANNIS:
Why should you believe me?
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It's all been lies
to from the start.
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And all because I hurt
my dad's feelings.
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And I couldn't handle it.
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I didn't even know
it was possible.
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But it is, and I did it
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because I am scared of monsters.
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00:12:01,643 --> 00:12:04,649
And that means
I'm scared of myself.
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So please, come to Krapopolis
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as our honored guests,
exactly the way you are.
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There's free beer.
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BASILISK: Why the hell
didn't you lead with that?
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MONSTERS: [Cheering]
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MONSTERS: [Cheering]
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SHLUB: That's odd... Oh well!
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STUPENDOUS: I don't know if
Dad's getting sober or smarter,
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but he is definitely
going to find out.
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HIPPOCAMPUS: Yeah, and Tina's
going to lose interest in Gargie
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pretty soon. Everyone does.
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His only thing
is not feeling pain.
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I mean, get a hobby.
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STUPENDOUS: Where the hell is Ty
with those real monsters?
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HIPPOCAMPUS:
We need a huge distraction.
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Something that will change
the subject for everyone.
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SHLUB: You know what would
really get this party going?
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Typhon.
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HIPPOCAMPUS:
God of all monsters.
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SHLUB: Don't discredit him.
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He's the monster
of all monsters.
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STUPENDOUS:
Doesn't he destroy cities?
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SHLUB: With fun,
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and devastating
unprecedented weather events.
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00:13:01,730 --> 00:13:03,734
But it's the fun
that really stands out.
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HIPPOCAMPUS: That's it.
STUPENDOUS: Typhon?
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What are we going to do?
Just be like,
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00:13:07,073 --> 00:13:08,743
"Hey, Typhon,
want to come destroy our city
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00:13:08,843 --> 00:13:10,982
so Dad won't think
Ty's a monster hater?"
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00:13:11,115 --> 00:13:13,721
Why not just get Zeus
to come and kill us all?
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00:13:13,821 --> 00:13:16,358
HIPPOCAMPUS: No. We fake Typhon.
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00:13:16,425 --> 00:13:18,496
Why'd you put your hand
to your head like that?
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00:13:18,597 --> 00:13:19,632
STUPENDOUS: I don't know.
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00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:21,268
HADES: Who's got a tummy?
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00:13:21,368 --> 00:13:23,105
Who's got a cutesy wutesy
tubby little tum-tum?
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LONG-DEAD WOMAN:
Woo! I'm going
to rearrange the spices
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in my bitch sister's kitchen.
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00:13:28,617 --> 00:13:29,752
HADES: That. That right there.
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00:13:29,852 --> 00:13:31,121
See? She's getting out.
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00:13:31,222 --> 00:13:32,457
And how does she know
how to get out?
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00:13:32,558 --> 00:13:33,960
Did she see you come in?
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HERMES: Dead getting out
isn't even in my purview.
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00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:38,904
Is it, you flopsy-wopsy
little cuddle bug?
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00:13:38,971 --> 00:13:42,878
HERMES: I should go. I'm tired
of getting blamed
for Hades' problems.
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00:13:42,979 --> 00:13:46,018
Even if it's hard
to tear myself away
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00:13:46,118 --> 00:13:48,155
from this sweet little pea.
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00:13:48,289 --> 00:13:50,995
DELIRIA: Wait!
Why don't we... train the puppy
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00:13:51,061 --> 00:13:53,166
to guard the river?
That might take some time.
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00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:55,202
HERMES: Why would we do that?
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00:13:55,302 --> 00:13:57,006
HADES: And why do you say
"take some time"
like it's a selling point?
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00:13:57,106 --> 00:14:00,179
Oh, selling point,
schmelling schploindt.
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00:14:00,246 --> 00:14:01,415
HADES: Mm-hmm.
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00:14:01,516 --> 00:14:03,052
HERMES: Well,
I don't see this little guy
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00:14:03,152 --> 00:14:05,290
stopping anyone
who really wants to escape.
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00:14:05,390 --> 00:14:08,195
DELIRIA: Good point.
We're going to have
to workshop a lot of ideas
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00:14:08,296 --> 00:14:11,101
to get it right.
Gotta start somewhere.
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00:14:11,234 --> 00:14:12,303
DOG: [Barks]
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HADES: I don't think
that's a guard dog.
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00:14:14,308 --> 00:14:16,646
HERMES: Let's test it. I've been
working on my mortal voice.
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00:14:16,780 --> 00:14:18,316
I am a normal living human man
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00:14:18,416 --> 00:14:19,819
who wishes to see
his dead mother
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00:14:19,919 --> 00:14:21,956
for some reason.
Try to stop me, doggie.
400
00:14:22,057 --> 00:14:23,392
Come on, chase me.
401
00:14:23,527 --> 00:14:24,662
I'm getting away.
402
00:14:24,796 --> 00:14:26,198
HADES:
Yeah, that dog won't hunt.
403
00:14:26,332 --> 00:14:27,902
DELIRIA: Damn it,
I thought I'd nailed it.
404
00:14:27,969 --> 00:14:29,772
Looks like we've got
our work cut out for us.
405
00:14:29,906 --> 00:14:32,110
Call your wives.
It's going to be a long one.
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00:14:32,243 --> 00:14:33,245
DOG: [Barks]
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00:14:36,419 --> 00:14:39,324
OK, Big isn't enough.
We've got to go scarier,
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00:14:39,324 --> 00:14:41,361
and I have an idea,
I have an idea.
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00:14:41,461 --> 00:14:44,301
HERMES: You're really excited
about having an idea.
410
00:14:44,368 --> 00:14:46,673
Seriously,
a two-headed dog scares you?
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00:14:46,773 --> 00:14:48,476
DELIRIA: I'm not finished yet.
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00:14:48,610 --> 00:14:51,182
HADES: Wow. You know,
after the second head
got that response,
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00:14:51,248 --> 00:14:53,218
I really wouldn't have gone
for a third,
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00:14:53,318 --> 00:14:55,725
but you took
the risk of embarrassment,
and it was worth it.
415
00:14:55,825 --> 00:14:57,728
Look at this scary sweetie pie!
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00:14:57,828 --> 00:14:59,098
HERMES:
Wait, now I have an idea.
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00:14:59,198 --> 00:15:00,467
It might be a little clichéd,
418
00:15:00,601 --> 00:15:02,972
but what about... snakes?
419
00:15:03,072 --> 00:15:05,711
HADES: Oh, snakes on the head?
Or snakes for tails?
420
00:15:05,811 --> 00:15:08,717
DELIRIA: Or snakes
coming out of its back!
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00:15:08,850 --> 00:15:10,086
DOG: [Barks]
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00:15:10,219 --> 00:15:11,623
HADES: That's awesome.
423
00:15:11,756 --> 00:15:13,627
I think I'm going to name him
Chompy, or Cerberus.
424
00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:15,964
You know what? Okay. His
official name can be Cerberus,
425
00:15:16,064 --> 00:15:17,768
but his unofficial name
will be Chompy. Done.
426
00:15:17,868 --> 00:15:20,139
HERMES: Hey, Deliria, remember
when you came up with the idea
427
00:15:20,273 --> 00:15:22,010
of making male mortals go bald?
428
00:15:22,143 --> 00:15:24,080
This is almost
as fun as that was.
429
00:15:24,147 --> 00:15:26,620
DELIRIA: It was just my idea
for them to go bald,
430
00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:27,889
but it was your idea
431
00:15:28,022 --> 00:15:29,391
for it to happen
in different ways
432
00:15:29,491 --> 00:15:31,462
so some of those guys
don't even realize
433
00:15:31,596 --> 00:15:32,865
it's happening for years.
434
00:15:32,999 --> 00:15:34,569
ALL: [Laughing]
435
00:15:34,635 --> 00:15:36,138
DELIRIA: See? It's fun.
436
00:15:36,271 --> 00:15:38,944
We're having fun.
Sustainable fun.
437
00:15:39,010 --> 00:15:40,847
Let's try... sharper teeth.
438
00:15:40,981 --> 00:15:42,885
HERMES: He's perfect. Walk away.
439
00:15:43,019 --> 00:15:44,588
DELIRIA: No, no, no.
We're just getting started.
440
00:15:44,689 --> 00:15:46,124
What about nails?
441
00:15:46,258 --> 00:15:47,628
HADES: Great.
Don't overdo it, though.
442
00:15:47,695 --> 00:15:50,868
DELIRIA: Let me cook.
How about weirder eyes?
443
00:15:50,968 --> 00:15:53,171
Killer instincts.
Dramatic pause.
444
00:15:53,272 --> 00:15:55,143
HADES:
You're upsetting him, Deliria.
445
00:15:55,243 --> 00:15:58,248
DELIRIA: No, he's having fun
right along with us.
446
00:15:58,348 --> 00:15:59,418
DOG: [Barks]
447
00:15:59,519 --> 00:16:01,322
HERMES: Chompy!
HADES: And you overdid it.
448
00:16:01,455 --> 00:16:03,292
Great. Hermes,
where do you think he went?
449
00:16:03,425 --> 00:16:05,029
HERMES: Well, this monster
we've whipped up
450
00:16:05,129 --> 00:16:06,833
has 3 very sensitive noses.
451
00:16:06,933 --> 00:16:09,137
I'd say he's going to go
to the worst-smelling place
he can find.
452
00:16:09,270 --> 00:16:11,442
DELIRIA: Oh, no. Krapopolis.
453
00:16:12,277 --> 00:16:15,584
SHLUB: Ty, look at you,
surrounded by glorious beasts.
454
00:16:15,717 --> 00:16:18,891
TYRANNIS: Sorry I'm late.
I thought the parade
stopped at the Monster Bar.
455
00:16:19,024 --> 00:16:20,760
SHLUB:
You went to the Monster Bar?
456
00:16:20,894 --> 00:16:22,463
You deserve a drink.
457
00:16:23,499 --> 00:16:24,735
Oh, and don't look now,
458
00:16:24,802 --> 00:16:27,106
but there's a gorgon
in the house.
459
00:16:27,908 --> 00:16:29,913
Drink up,
you misunderstood bastards.
460
00:16:30,013 --> 00:16:30,947
Join the party.
461
00:16:31,081 --> 00:16:34,655
MONSTERS: [Cheering]
462
00:16:34,789 --> 00:16:36,158
TYRANNIS: Tina, how's it going?
463
00:16:36,225 --> 00:16:37,761
Learn anything newsworthy?
464
00:16:37,895 --> 00:16:39,832
TINA: I didn't expect to spend
my Monster Week this way,
465
00:16:39,932 --> 00:16:41,870
but Gargie has
a really tragic backstory.
466
00:16:42,003 --> 00:16:44,174
TYRANNIS:
Have you really been talking
to Gargie this whole time?
467
00:16:44,274 --> 00:16:46,513
GARGIE: Gargie didn't know
how much he had to say.
468
00:16:46,646 --> 00:16:47,915
Gargie tapped into things
469
00:16:48,048 --> 00:16:49,619
he never knew
he could talk about.
470
00:16:49,753 --> 00:16:52,056
TINA: It's not the story I was
looking for, but it'll work.
471
00:16:52,190 --> 00:16:54,528
My readers do love a sob fest.
472
00:16:55,462 --> 00:16:56,967
SHLUB:
Is that who I think it is?
473
00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:59,438
Did you get Typhon,
you crazy boy?
474
00:16:59,506 --> 00:17:02,845
TINA:
Wait, did you really get Typhon?
475
00:17:02,978 --> 00:17:04,447
TYRANNIS: I... guess?
476
00:17:04,582 --> 00:17:06,986
MONSTERS: [Cheering]
477
00:17:07,086 --> 00:17:08,857
SHLUB: Oh, yes, here we go.
478
00:17:08,990 --> 00:17:11,495
TINA: Forget Gargie,
this is a story.
479
00:17:11,629 --> 00:17:15,336
GARGIE: For the first time,
Gargie feel pain.
480
00:17:15,403 --> 00:17:18,442
GRIFFIN:
It's Typhon! Run for your lives
481
00:17:20,079 --> 00:17:21,314
TYRANNIS: Hippo, Stupe.
482
00:17:21,381 --> 00:17:22,918
Oh, thank God,
it's just you guys.
483
00:17:22,985 --> 00:17:24,220
Really good job
with the weather.
484
00:17:24,354 --> 00:17:26,258
I thought
it was actually Typhon.
485
00:17:26,358 --> 00:17:28,128
HIPPOCAMPUS: Well, you're not
dealing with an amateur here.
486
00:17:28,228 --> 00:17:31,135
I like to... Wait,
you thought what was Typhon?
487
00:17:31,235 --> 00:17:33,272
I haven't started the machine.
488
00:17:34,608 --> 00:17:36,579
TYPHON: Typhon!
489
00:17:36,713 --> 00:17:39,251
ALL: [Screaming]
490
00:17:39,384 --> 00:17:40,754
TYPHON: It's me, I made it.
491
00:17:40,854 --> 00:17:43,225
Let's get this party started.
492
00:17:44,529 --> 00:17:46,498
THREE-EYED MONSTER:
I'm going to get killed
by Typhon!
493
00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:48,335
How cool is that?
494
00:17:49,672 --> 00:17:52,845
SHLUB: Adult children,
get under my wings.
495
00:17:52,945 --> 00:17:53,880
[Moans]
496
00:17:53,980 --> 00:17:55,383
TYRANNIS: Dad!
497
00:17:55,483 --> 00:17:58,990
SHLUB: I couldn't ask
for a better way to die.
498
00:17:59,124 --> 00:18:00,660
Thank you, son.
499
00:18:00,794 --> 00:18:02,631
TYRANNIS:
You're not going to die, dad.
None of us are.
500
00:18:02,698 --> 00:18:05,436
I'm responsible for this.
I'll be the one to fix it.
501
00:18:05,537 --> 00:18:07,273
GRIFFIN:
What the hell is he doing?
502
00:18:07,373 --> 00:18:08,877
THREE-EYED MONSTER:
Is he going to talk to Typhon?
503
00:18:08,977 --> 00:18:10,045
You don't even look at him!
504
00:18:10,179 --> 00:18:11,381
BASILISK: Just avert your eyes,
505
00:18:11,448 --> 00:18:13,252
or run like hell and die happy!
506
00:18:13,318 --> 00:18:16,291
TYRANNIS: Typhon!
TYPHON: Who approaches?
507
00:18:16,391 --> 00:18:19,464
TYRANNIS: I'm Tyrannus,
and it is great to see you.
508
00:18:19,565 --> 00:18:22,905
TYPHON: You're not scared of me?
509
00:18:23,005 --> 00:18:24,576
TYRANNIS: No, I'm terrified.
510
00:18:24,642 --> 00:18:25,877
But that's my problem.
511
00:18:26,011 --> 00:18:27,547
And what kind of a host
would I be
512
00:18:27,647 --> 00:18:29,718
if I didn't thank you
for coming to my Monster Week?
513
00:18:29,818 --> 00:18:32,290
TYPHON: Do you mean it?
I wasn't sure I was welcome.
514
00:18:32,424 --> 00:18:34,327
I'm not usually welcome places,
515
00:18:34,427 --> 00:18:36,866
since, you know,
I usually destroy them.
516
00:18:36,999 --> 00:18:39,438
TYRANNIS: Are you kidding?
I mean, yes, I have heard that,
517
00:18:39,539 --> 00:18:41,475
but the monster of all monsters?
518
00:18:41,610 --> 00:18:43,680
I don't just welcome you
to Monster Week.
519
00:18:43,780 --> 00:18:45,183
I thank you for coming.
520
00:18:45,316 --> 00:18:47,187
Would you want
to have a beer with me?
521
00:18:47,287 --> 00:18:48,957
You know, monster to monster.
522
00:18:49,090 --> 00:18:50,627
TYPHON: I'd love that.
523
00:18:53,232 --> 00:18:55,604
TYRANNIS: Oh. Great.
524
00:18:55,670 --> 00:18:57,173
SHLUB: That's my boy.
525
00:18:57,273 --> 00:18:59,377
MONSTERS: Oh.
526
00:19:00,581 --> 00:19:03,319
SHLUB: So, you tried to fake
Monster Week, but why?
527
00:19:03,419 --> 00:19:06,024
TYRANNIS: The thing is, I did
ban monsters when I was king.
528
00:19:06,158 --> 00:19:08,730
You weren't misremembering.
I should have just been
honest with you.
529
00:19:08,830 --> 00:19:11,636
STUPENDOUS: If only somebody
had told you to come clean.
530
00:19:11,769 --> 00:19:14,074
SHLUB: That would have saved him
a lot of trouble.
531
00:19:14,208 --> 00:19:16,211
But then again,
if he had come clean,
532
00:19:16,345 --> 00:19:18,984
I wouldn't have had
the best Monster Week ever.
533
00:19:19,117 --> 00:19:20,186
TYRANNIS:
You mean you're not mad?
534
00:19:20,252 --> 00:19:22,023
I've got to tell you,
535
00:19:22,123 --> 00:19:23,860
I really did learn
that my perception of monsters
was all wrong,
536
00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:25,229
or largely wrong, somewhat,
537
00:19:25,362 --> 00:19:26,899
in at least
certain circumstances.
538
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:28,936
SHLUB:
What's the number one rule
of Monster Week?
539
00:19:29,070 --> 00:19:31,776
TYRANNIS:
That everyone is forgiven
during Monster Week?
540
00:19:31,876 --> 00:19:34,046
SHLUB: No, it's no lessons
during Monster Week.
541
00:19:34,147 --> 00:19:39,091
And to be honest,
I did know Scott and Kolax
were in that Sphinx costume.
542
00:19:39,191 --> 00:19:40,994
I've only pretended
to make love to them.
543
00:19:41,095 --> 00:19:43,098
SCOTT:
Wait, which part of it was fake?
544
00:19:43,232 --> 00:19:44,935
KOLAX: It was all real to me!
545
00:19:48,810 --> 00:19:52,116
TYRANNIS: Hey, Tina, so how much
of the real story did you get?
546
00:19:52,216 --> 00:19:53,653
TINA: If there's anything
I didn't get,
547
00:19:53,754 --> 00:19:56,391
I don't even need it.
I got plenty.
548
00:19:56,491 --> 00:19:59,130
TYRANNIS: Great.
TINA: Promise me
I'll never lose you as a source.
549
00:19:59,230 --> 00:20:00,567
These weeks always deliver.
550
00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:02,403
Although, I don't know
why you call them weeks.
551
00:20:02,504 --> 00:20:04,407
I can't remember any of them
being longer than a day.
552
00:20:04,508 --> 00:20:06,546
TYRANNIS: Well, no one can
really say how long a week is.
553
00:20:06,646 --> 00:20:08,683
TINA: Can't they? Oh, my God.
554
00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:09,985
CERBERUS: [Barks]
555
00:20:10,119 --> 00:20:11,388
TYRANNIS: [Screams]
556
00:20:11,522 --> 00:20:12,991
DELIRIA: Chumpy, here!
557
00:20:13,125 --> 00:20:15,263
SHLUB:
Ooh, who have we got here?
558
00:20:15,363 --> 00:20:16,666
DELIRIA: Shlub, I'm sorry.
559
00:20:16,799 --> 00:20:19,170
I tried to keep away
as long as possible.
560
00:20:19,270 --> 00:20:21,442
SHLUB: Not a problem
in the slightest, darling.
561
00:20:21,576 --> 00:20:23,847
I haven't seen
a monster this good
562
00:20:23,913 --> 00:20:25,316
since you made our children.
563
00:20:25,416 --> 00:20:26,720
TYRANNIS: [Screams]
564
00:20:26,820 --> 00:20:28,321
SHLUB: Good boy, Chumpy.
TYRANNIS: [Screams]
565
00:20:31,194 --> 00:20:33,900
BLOODMOUTH:
Look, babe, I'm telling you,
566
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,469
I've boiled humans before.
567
00:20:35,570 --> 00:20:38,042
This water
isn't hot enough to boil you.
568
00:20:38,142 --> 00:20:39,311
It's going to feel great.
569
00:20:39,411 --> 00:20:41,014
VISCERA: It's not about that.
570
00:20:41,114 --> 00:20:43,285
I told you,
I'm cutting back on human,
571
00:20:43,418 --> 00:20:45,724
but all you packed were
finger sticks and fried toes.
572
00:20:45,858 --> 00:20:48,530
BLOODMOUTH:
I thought you'd like the sauce!
573
00:20:48,597 --> 00:20:51,401
VISCERA: You invited me here
and brought nothing I can eat.
574
00:20:51,468 --> 00:20:53,272
That is so typical of you.
575
00:20:53,339 --> 00:20:57,313
BLOODMOUTH: I told you,
I'm on an all-flesh diet.
576
00:20:57,413 --> 00:20:59,184
I'm sorry I forgot about you.
577
00:20:59,317 --> 00:21:00,620
It won't happen again.
578
00:21:00,721 --> 00:21:02,356
Can we please
just get in the water?
579
00:21:02,456 --> 00:21:04,060
VISCERA: Fine. You go first.
580
00:21:04,194 --> 00:21:05,229
BLOODMOUTH: Happily.
581
00:21:05,329 --> 00:21:08,603
This is going to feel great.
582
00:21:08,670 --> 00:21:09,738
Oh, it's so hot.
583
00:21:09,872 --> 00:21:13,646
I'm so scared to get in
because it's so hot.
584
00:21:15,951 --> 00:21:17,053
Oh, it's too hot!
585
00:21:17,186 --> 00:21:18,790
It's too hot! I was wrong.
586
00:21:18,923 --> 00:21:20,459
I'm turning into soup.
587
00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:23,365
VISCERA: Oh, my God, Bloodmouth!
BLOODMOUTH: Viscera, promise.
588
00:21:23,498 --> 00:21:25,235
Promise you'll eat me.
589
00:21:25,369 --> 00:21:26,772
VISCERA: Seriously,
590
00:21:26,906 --> 00:21:29,410
what did I just say
about cutting back on human?
591
00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:32,651
MAN: Did you get any of that?
592
00:21:35,122 --> 00:21:36,859
MAN 2: Bento.
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