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Original subtitles

hey guys today I'm going to be playing another round of Geoguessr

Masturbation Edition last week I tried to start Twitch streaming

but realized that I didn't have a webcam

but I do now so please make sure to go check out my Twitch

account if you'd like to see me play some more games

also you guys may notice

that we have a bit of a different background today

and that is because I'm now filming in my bedroom

which means we've got the hexagon lights back

which I'm so thrilled about because I fucking love these lights

anyway today I'm going to be playing a map called a Balanced World

and I'm not quite sure what that means but let's find out

so let's get into the video and I really hope you guys enjoy watching

okay guys so a balanced world we've got a one minute timer

let's get started

okay so that's in Spanish

um so I think it's South America

and it looks extremely mountainous like look at look at this

I think honestly

I just have a hunch that it's like Chile or maybe like Argentina

somewhere around there

because I'm pretty sure a lot of Chile

looks like this because it's very dry like down here

so it could be Argentina maybe

so let's just take a guess I'm gonna go Argentina

maybe like around here

was it chili ah was it chili it was chili ah so I got that one wrong

but we we don't know what type of porn we're gonna be watching yet so

um

I have no idea it looks dry as fuck oh not here

what language is this in patrolled and monitored area

you know what I honestly oh what is that

isn't English oh could it be could it be like South Africa maybe

uh okay

I don't think we're gonna get to that sign hmm

honestly I have a hunch maybe South Africa

is a little sign here

no it's gone we don't have much time

so I'm gonna guess just here quickly before we run out of time

it was South Africa

it was it was 917 km

um it was in Johannesburg though is it Johannesburg or Johannesburg

get out of here I'm not sure

okay

this is round 3 out of 5 looks cold

what does this say wrong center okay so it's not in English

hmm so simply European and I think

it could be maybe like it could be like a Nordic country perhaps

I just feel like it's not cold enough it doesn't look cold enough

I'm not sure what these road signs are

we are gonna run out of time so I'm gonna hurry up my guess

hmm I'm just gonna go like I think it might be Denmark

it was Norway yes happy Leif Erikson Day

yoga hinger dinger okay not bad not bad

um 731 km

cool okay round four out of five oh damn

oh that looks like my nightmare guys not a fan of the cold

it does look beautiful though um

wow so perhaps it could be like

Switzerland oh I can't go that way anymore

maybe Switzerland I wanna say

just cause of the mountains

and the lake and I know they've got lots of mountains and lakes

oh

oh this is a sign here I saw the sign

Stricketon Ireland

it could also just be another Nordic country

oh which I think it is OK

I think I'm gonna go Sweden

let's just go here

that was Norway again

643 km not bad rough region okay round 5 out of five

hmm looks quite nice oh okay is that Korean maybe

or Japanese

I'm not too sure

I think oh okay oh is it okay oh it's Japanese

okay let's see if we can find this since we got a bit of time

can I actually just find exactly where this is um in Japan so Kamogawa

south maybe down here

okay I think we're gonna run out of time

cause I'm fucking round but let's just go here

no it was more northern so that is round 5 out of 5

so let's see what country we're gonna be watching a porn from

God 14,000 shocking guys um okay so

it seems like our furthest away was No. 1

which was Chile so I'm gonna be watching some

chili and porn and I'm pretty sure I've already done chili before um

but we'll just find another one you know gotta stick to the rules

so let me set up for the next video and I'll see you guys soon

okay guys so I have found a video called Outdoor Sex in Southern Chile

amateur

Argentine couple

so basically

they're Argentinian but it's in Chile right so it kind of counts

so let's see what this video is like

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see see see see

come on come on come on come on

come on come on come on come on come on

oh oh oh oh

ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

ah ah ah ah

oh oh

oh oh

I'm gonna come I'm gonna come

I'm coming

oh oh oh

oh oh oh

oh

oh

oh oh

okay guys so I did pause it a little bit early

but that is because it was quite a long video for a geoguess the video

um I just found I just found this on my finger

I don't know if you can see it's like come

um but anyway I really hope you guys enjoyed watching that

and I'm very excited to announce

that I've actually done a pussy cam for this geoguessr

and that is the first ever

so I will be putting that up for free

on the Explorer tier of my fansly page

so please make sure to go check it out if you'd like to see the fully uncensored

version of this video

but other than that I will see you guys in the next video mwah

hey guys welcome back today I'm going to be playing

Jigsaw Masturbation Edition

I'm so sorry that I did not upload any porn reactions last week

I literally made 2 and tried to upload them

but they were both taken down by Pornhub

and I don't know why because they never really give you a proper reason

if you guys want to see what those are though

um they are available on my onlyfans and fansly pages for purchase

I've also made a pussy cat version of this video

so if you're curious then you'll be able to see that on my family

my editor is currently away at the moment so the editing

for this video may be a little bit less full on than

what it usually is but hopefully you guys still enjoy it basically

the rules for Geoguessr Masturbation Edition are whatever country

I get the furthest guess from is the country that I have to then

watch a porn from and react to anyway

let's get into today's video and I really hope you guys enjoy watching

okay guys so I'm gonna

play an urban world because I really like that map

and I've got a one minute timer

auto Scola

okay so it'll be somewhere in like Europe which is honestly

one of the parts of the world that I find the most confusing um

I really cannot tell the difference

there's not really any signs

auto

um okay I have a lot less time than I usually do

oh what about their bins

honestly I don't know I think I might go like hungry

um I'll just go like here it was Croatia

so 484 km away

okay moving on

another European country

France okay so it's France

and I don't know I'm gonna guess it's Paris

okay that was an easy one I feel

um so I'll go France and I'll go somewhere in Paris

maybe like around here

it was actually in what does it even say I can't

it was in a different city so it was 342 km

okay round three out of five

um is that America I feel yeah 12th Avenue

I'm not sure what part it'll be in

that's a cute car look he's is he waving to the camera ha ha

um

11th it looks really flat though

maybe oh sorry that is that blur is just annoying me

I don't like it in my vision um

okay no clues um I will go like I will go like Pittsburgh

it was in Denver Colorado

so that was quite that was quite far away cause the US is so big

so let's move on um

Fiesta beverage room that sounds fun

um

Sylvia's laser

is this is that in Asia

um okay I think maybe it's like China

I don't know this looks weird is it a is it like a Chinatown

somewhere maybe cause okay this looks like America so

maybe it's like a Chinatown

it looks quite flat like

maybe like somewhere in Texas um ah gonna run out of time

it was fucking Canada so it must have been like a Chinatown

I got really confused there that tripped me up

it was in Winnipeg Canada

so this is the last round

ugh I think it's America again

I'm so bad at US states I don't know

what the different states look like

like I've got an idea of what they look like but

this could be like anything to me um

I have no idea what their numbers mean

welcome to Tailgate Park

I wonder what that is

future resident parking

give me a clue

okay I'm just gonna have to guess and I'm gonna go

I wanna go like here I don't here here

it was in California

oh my God that was a terrible wrong guys it was in San Diego

so let's view the results

10,000 that was terrible my average is like

13 or 12,000 I think um so let's look at the breakdown

so the country that I scored the furthest away from

was it would have been this one

actually so many of them I had three that were in the US

so it looks like I'm watching

American Porn which is like that's just porn isn't it

um so let me get set up for the next part of this video

um I will be with you guys soon

okay so that was really funny trying to find like an American porn

um but I found this like

seems to be like this kind of series called Naughty America

it looks like super American

um but when I most of the videos

that I found when I searched up like America on Pornhub

were literally just milfs

so I don't know why that seems to be like exclusively

an American thing but I'm not super into MILF porn so

I've chosen something else and it's called Naughty America

Kaylee Gunner wants a promotion and she will fuck her boss for it

let's get into it and see what it's like

naughty America

nobody nobody nobody does it better

so cheesy

established 1776

that's so funny thank you so much for driving me home Ryan

hey it's no problem Kaylee I enjoy driving you

I did want to mention that I noticed there's an opening

for the management position

with the marketing department

and I think I'd be a really great asset to the team

really yeah um I can even submit my resume internally if you'd like

I feel like that this position um you're not

you're not really qualified for that particular promotion um

plus you've taken a few extended vacations

in the past year which is fine like I but I I kind of sometimes

question your commitment to the company so

oh Ryan I'm very committed to this company

I'm so devoted and I know man just give her the promotion

and I might have my shortcomings but

I mean I have a vision for this company to succeed

and I really enjoy helping it grow

that's great but still there's there's a few people that are

that are ahead of you for this so I just

well

I enjoy helping other things grow as well

hey man you gotta do what you gotta do

Kelly you know I'm married

oh fuck yes

fuck

oh oh oh oh so good so good

oh

oh my God fuck

you oh my God you oh fuck me oh my oh my

oh my God

oh oh oh

my God yeah oh yeah

oh yeah oh my God yeah oh fuck yeah

oh oh my God oh oh

fuck me yeah

oh oh yes yes yes yes oh my God fuck me yeah

oh oh fuck me oh that's oh fuck you

I fucking love it

yeah yeah oh fuck the other side too oh fuck yes

oh fuck yes oh yes

oh my God fuck that's it yes fuck yes yes

oh oh my God yes yes oh oh fuck yeah

oh my God fuck me yes oh fuck baby

fuck

yeah fuck

oh my God

oh your tongue just fucking fills me up yeah

oh yeah fuck me harder yeah just yeah fuck oh oh

fuck

I'm gonna come I'm gonna come

oh fuck

oh crap yes

oh

um

nobody nobody no one doesn't matter

oh I'm gonna come again ah

oh oh

hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm

oh uh oh uh

so that was I'd say that was like an okay porn kind of

it's not something that I would usually opt to watch myself um

I don't really enjoy as much the super highly produced porn um

and that was honestly she

her eyes were blank she was like

like somewhere else and honestly I probably would be as well

but that's why I don't make that type of content

so overall I'd probably give it like a

5 or 6 out of 10

it was regardless it was enough for me to orgasm twice

so but I really hope you guys

enjoyed it and I will see you in the next video

Mwah

hi guys I'm Kiki m Z and welcome back to another Geosa video

today's video is a triple whammy of pure entertainment for you guys

because today is gonna be

today's video is gonna be a triple

whammy of pure entertainment for you guys because

today we're gonna be watching

this video is gonna be a

today is gonna be

today's video is gonna be a pure

today's video is gonna be a pure running

today's video is gonna be a triple

whammy of pure entertainment for you guys

because this video is gonna be a geisha fuck machine

Japan Cam sex edition

let me explain that because I feel like those words

do not belong together in the same sentence without proper context

so I'm going to be playing a rural Japan map on geoguessr

while getting

pounded by my lovely Highsmith fuck machine

and then I'm gonna find somebody from Japan to have cam sex with

that aspect of the video might be a little bit difficult

trying to find someone

because I don't have a very big Japanese audience

um but hey I did manage to find someone from Kansas City

last time and that was pretty niche so I reckon I can do it

have you been quite excited thinking about this I have really

I'm so glad

oh oh

oh shit um

oh oh

ah ah ah

last time I tried to film

the geisha fuck machine I did it in doggy position ah ah

oh my God

oh okay it's it's Turkey it's Turkey

but today I'm just gonna do

missionary sitting in my office chair because why not

having a flashback right now to the last one that I filmed

it was actually so hard trying to channel my inner geography skills

while getting my pussy pounded

and I think today it actually might be a bit more difficult

because I am using like a bigger dildo than last time

if you guys wanna see the uncensored fuck machine version

or the separate video of me having cam sex with someone from Japan

then make sure you head to my family page

alright let's get into today's video and I really hope that you all

enjoy watching

oh wow that's pretty

yeah in my head that's what like rural Japan kind of looks like

these woods are lovely

hmm guys I can't wait to go to Japan

when I go this is exactly what I'm gonna wear my

favourite Japan 1998 shirt and this really cool bucket hat

made out of like vintage and like recycled Japan kits

so 50 seconds

like my issue with Japan is like I don't know it very well so

if it's gonna be north or south I don't know

but for some reason I feel like this is more southern so

I'm gonna guess like round here my mind's already kind of like

losing focus cause I need to squirt I really want to squirt

um alright I'm gonna guess around here

okay yeah not too bad like it was definitely on the

why I'd say lower half of Japan

maybe I don't know depends where you cut it off 280 km so

that's not too bad that is that is within

the guest radius so let's move on to a round number two

oh my God wow okay

fucking fuck machines what a fucking contraption these are

I don't know who the fuck

thought of making like fuck machines

fucking crazy person

alright now let's move on to round number two

oh this is pretty

I mean Japan is an island isn't it so it's got nice like

scenic ocean views this is hella rural

actually like I definitely

don't have to worry about seeing people when I hear it because there's

like no one around it's like from the middle of nowhere

oh oh

hmm hmm

isn't that fun watching

the girls be pounded while trying to do normal things haha

hmm the foliage is so pretty

I wonder who the person walking

through this path is because

like if it's off road it's like trick or footage

those people with like backpacks with like cameras attached to them

so I wonder who's gonna walk down this path to like map this

um I don't know it's obviously by the coast but

it's an island so there's so much coast there's so much coast um

I wanna go like more southern again I wanna go

down like here this could be so wrong but let's give it a go

10 seconds

hey that's not fair

well I guess it's probably technically part of Japan but

still what the fuck bro where is this

ha Hajima Rito oh southernmost point of Tokyo how

okay

anyway um I got that severely wrong it's 13 kilometers

but let me ask you would you have gotten that because that was so hard

alright I'm gonna turn the fuck machine

up to 10 now we're going increments of five

creamy

oh my God it's just stabbing my pussy right now okay

oh

okay guys turning it up to ten

oh my God I said eight nine 10 okay okay

let's move on to round number three

huh

oh my God oh

ah mmm this is mmm

to me this looks like obviously a populated area but uh uh

I suppose it could just be like a rural

town look at the vending machines

so cute so cute that's the main reason when I go to Japan to just

buy something from a vending machine

so this is like a this is actually gonna be like a port

place right like these are like this is a port

boots

ooh ooh

oh fuck fuck oh

hmm

this is really hard

um

port port Tokyo's a port not very royal

Kobe Hiroshima are all the big cities ports because it's an island

maybe down here

Kumamoto

oh my God okay I'm gonna get here ah ah I'm squirting ah

ah why ah ah

oh my God oh

hmm hmm hmm

oh fuck this is way harder I didn't mean to squirt like that

alright 121 km that's actually dead good to where it was

Japan has so many islands

I'm pretty sure it's got thousands of islands

so it's just a bit difficult

so it could also be any of them

but I'm pretty happy with that so yeah we're staying on 10 for this round

alright guys

alright guys let's move on to round number four

hmm hmm

I was not expecting to squirt today

my hands are all wet haha putting me off my game haha okay fuck oh

this thing

um

I reckon this is more mountainous

this is like up in the mountains probably

maybe like just not near a coastline

ugh fuck hmm

hmm hmm oh my God hmm

I'm gonna go like somewhere in the middle

like I'm gonna go like up here in the middle

uh uh

this little village this little village um

hmm

hmm hmm

oh my God it's not a little village it's just a random

warehouse somewhere let's go here

not terrible 224 km actually

for the most part I have no idea where I'm guessing it's purely

like a random fucking guess so that's not bad ugh oh my god

okay let's move on to round number five

ah hmm

ugh

okay this is more like farm kind of land like agricultural land hey

instead of like a port or

like a forest this is kind of just like flat land

you know

Japan actually does have quite a lot of interesting landscapes

mm mm mm

mm

oh oh

no

okay

so funny every

every time I play like Jesus

like making a poem video it's the funniest thing

um okay let's go

let's look I reckon

we should go in one of these white bits

cause I think that kind of means more like flat land rather

and the the green is kind of like more mountainous

kind of Greenland I don't know I don't know what I'm talking about

just tell me to shut up I'm gonna go up here Miyagi

ooh it was at the very very top

okay

hmm to be fair you can actually zoom in and see exactly

where the like mountains are

so maybe I'll do that next time but

and then this white is kind of like villages I guess like towns

um okay so that was 722 km away

so I'm gonna turn it up to 15

while I read the results out to you guys

oh oh oh my god it's accidentally I just put it at 19

okay let's view the breakdown

mm hmm ah ah oh my god okay 8,444 points

my worst was hmm

number two I got 72 points and I was 13 kilometers away oh oh

freak and then my closest was No. 4 no it wasn't

um my closest guess was No. 4

no it was number

it was No. 3 ah

it's been a while since I played

Geo Guesser guys I've been playing time guesser

but I cannot play I cannot make a sexy time user unfortunately

anyway it was No. 3 cool so ideally for this cam

sex video I'd like to find someone from as close as possible

to that location but you know I'll take what I can get

I need to take this out I'm gonna squirt again ah

I'm squirting again I'm squirting again

huh oh

oh

oh

mmm

oh

oh oh oh oh oh my God okay

let's turn let's turn the fuck machine off now

oh no I just keep turning it off

oh

um

so I'm putting my call out now

if you are either a western person living in Japan

or a Japanese person living outside of Japan

or you're a Japanese person living in Japan

then please let me know if you'd like to be on one of these videos um

having cam sex with me

you do not need to be willing to show your face just your cock

mua

yeah

chicken Miss่ชฟๅญใฏใฉใ†ใงใ™ใ‹

alright guys it's a lovely

lovely day here in Liverpool once again

I swear we have like five or six days of like lovely weather

and I swear I haven't seen a cloud today so

I'm gonna go for a walk on the beach

and I'm gonna put this in and go for a little walk to make it a bit more

interesting

so I'm gonna put this in here at home and then gonna drive to the beach and then go for a little

you call it a little walk

okay I haven't actually put

this I haven't really used this lush too much so

bear with me while I put this in haha okay

ooh that's gonna feel

that's gonna be fun

alright let's see how easy it is to walk in this so

oh I can feel it in my bum

hmm that's fun it stays in there pretty well

I don't know if you guys can see

okay here we go

we've got it in it connects to the lovense

app which is really freaking cool oh wait I've gotta turn it on

please don't tell me I've gotta take it out to turn it on

no I don't oh God it's gonna be such an awful dry for that in

okay so yeah you can see it's like vibrating right now ooh

alright sorry about my washing machine by the way I'm just trying to

get my washing done

alright let's go

alright so I'm here at the beach again ooh and it's buzzing

oh

that's so fun

oh oh I love how nobody knows either it's so discreet

oh fuck

hmm there's a lady in our car

next to me alright let's go for a little walk

it's gonna be very sensitive on my teeth

let's go get ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream yeah

come here

huh

ice cream

ah

there we go

ice cream

I got a sherbet neck a bocka which is a funny word

don't risk spreading bird flu that's why eggs are so expensive people

now it's gorgeous look how pretty this beach is

with the skip but you know what it wouldn't be England

without a bit of rubbish somewhere so

let's just ignore that ah so pretty

I'm just gonna go sit down on this bench

someone's controlling my allowance for me

oh

it's literally just some guy like calling his dog over there

there's people walking past

oh my God

you never know you never know

oh fuck that feels good

I'd love to give you guys a little titty flash but there's a lot of people around

oh fuck oh ice pack on

oh fuck

oh fuck

huh um um

hmm fuck

oh my God

the good thing is there's so many old people that live around where I live that have no

idea what I was doing anyway

oh fuck oh my God

oh my God oh my God oh my God

give me a break

oh my gosh it's so sunny

still a bit cold though which is why I got this big jacket on cause I'm wearing a little

skirt

oh it started again oh fuck

there's only a couple people down here so I might be able to

get away with giving you guys a little a little flush

of the lovins underneath maybe

oh my God

don't mind the lady just coughing in the background

people always have cameras while they're out and about

oh my God only you guys know my dirty little secret

oh my God it's still on full by the way guys

I had that vibrating for so long just then

okay guys it's cleared up now so I'm gonna give you a cheeky little

flash of the Lovins at the beach

oh fuck

oh

oh my God

oh

oh

oh

oh fuck

ah

oh

um

oh oh

oh oh fuck um

hmm

there's a few people down there

ah ah

ah ah

haha

ah ah

ah

just waiting for a few people to move so I can give another little

splash it is it's sunny so it's a busy day obviously

because when the sun's even slightly out in England everybody

is out like by the beach

ah ah fuck hmm hmm

ah ah ah this is risky guys getting riskier ah

oh oh fuck oh

oh

mmm

oh fuck

oh

oh oh oh oh oh mmm

ah mmm

ah ah fuck mmm ah ah ah

mmm ah oh my God guys I'm actually not that far off coming ugh

oh fuck oh

oh umm oh

oh oh oh fuck hmm hmm hmm

oh storm full blast by the way

oh my God hmm hmm

oh oh

oh oh oh oh oh

oh

oh

I'm gonna come I'm gonna come

oh oh fuck oh

oh oh fuck hmm

oh oh oh oh fuck oh

hmm oh oh oh oh

couldn't live in after all

I always won

but it's such a beautiful day and the blue sky makes me so happy

so there's a bunker an abandoned bunker down

a little bit further down apparently

and I I wanna go check it out cause when I was younger

I used to love exploring abandoned buildings

I used to go all the time with my two little weird

mates cause I was such a weirdo

and we used to just explore like abandoned buildings

and so I really like to go check this one out cause it's been a while since

I've done that it was when I was like quite a bit

smaller but yeah let's go check out the abandoned bunker

to live it all together

okay this bunker looked

way closer than I thought it was but I'm finally here

been walking for like 10 minutes not feeling anything but

here's the bunker

it looks so cool

and there's no one around now as well so

let's do some naughty things in the bunker

he he

so windy I should have brought a hair tie

a hair tie no I don't think I do

cool

oh

this looks so cool oh my gosh I just can't with this one

so this is the abandoned bunker ooh it's making some noises

but yeah cool a lot bigger than I thought it looked

from the distance but

maybe we can walk up this path and see what's at the top

this is a bit creepy

ooh

it's obviously all chained up

so I imagine you probably can't get inside

don't look in too bad of shape to be honest you see it's all padlocked

oh my God it is oh it is so windy up here

oh fuck

oh my God oh oh

fuck

oh

oh

um oh fuck oh oh

um

oh

oh

ah

mmm oh yeah there's a couple of people walking walking up

walking down the path near me but

ah ah

fuck mmm

oh

oh shit

hmm hmm

so just right by

oh fuck

I

oh

oh oh oh

umm oh oh um

oh

oh fuck um

oh oh fuck hmm

oh oh

hmm hmm oh fuck oh yeah

oh oh

so that was fun

I think most people got a bit too close

let's have a little explore down here guys

oh oh

cool

guys here it says on the sign it says danger of death keep out

I will I don't wanna die

cool

okay guys so that concludes this vlog exploring

this little abandoned building and using my lush on the beach

so I really hope you guys enjoyed

since you guys really seem to enjoy the last

public masturbation video that I did so here's another um but yeah

see you all in the next video let me know

what you thought of this one

mwah

hey guys so it is Tuesday today which means it is geography day

and usually I would put out a geoguess

the video today but instead I have another geography quiz while using

my vibrating dildo chair

I tried so hard I've got so far so the quiz

that I'm going to be playing today is just called flags of the world

you pretty much just have to name

all the flags from all the different countries in the world

um but I've never been able to do this quiz before

because I'm just not very good with flags

like unlike the countries of the world 1 I've been able to do that for like years now

but I've never been able to complete this one

so hopefully we can do it today

heaps of you guys have been messaging me on onlyfans

wanting to talk about geography which is really

really cool because I love talking about geography like

I talk about it all the time so

um and multiple people mentioned this quiz

which is why I thought I would of course make a video

um playing it but yeah and get settled

and we will get into the video I really hope that you guys

enjoy watching

so it's going inside me right now oh

it's such a big deal though it's so big

nearly we're nearly there

oh

okay it is in okay so

it is inside of me and it is all set up and ready to go

so I've got the controls here so I'm just gonna

turn it up a little bit to start off with

oh okay so we got a little vibrate going now

okay so let's get started

I have a timer of 15 minutes pretty sure I can do

most of it before then um yeah let's get started

okay

it's so hard to concentrate always um

the only thing really is that it just really fucks up my typing

actually

oh my God I feel like maybe this isn't challenging enough so

let's turn it down I wanna turn it up here we go

ah

hmm hmm

um yeah

I do have quite a photographic memory though so it's

it's not really hard for me to learn things like when I used to

try and learn these quizzes so that I could be as good as possible

when I was younger

I would just practice like over and over and over again until ah

until I could do it

Myanmar

oh fuck there's not Myanmar um Cameroon um

that one is me and my

uh

I can feel it vibrating so hard inside of me right now it's so intense

um pull

um

ah ah

no I'm gonna turn it up cause I want the difficulty to be harder

okay yeah no it's really vibrating now um

a lot of these flags that I do know are actually from football

because if you watch a lot of football

you get to like learn flags really well

ugh

I've like leaned forward on my chair and there's like this certain

angle that it's like hitting I think it might be hitting my G spot

oh

it feels really good though it feels really good

um

Poland

uh Indonesia and Monaco

their flags all look really fucking similar to me um

hmm

fuck

oh oh

sometimes I just get distracted

by like the pleasure of it cause it feels so good

ha ha

ugh

by the way this is a really long time to have a dildo in you for if I ever use a dildo

it's usually not for this long

like it's quite a long time like 15 minutes

so I really love Kiribas I really love their flag

it's a really fucking cool flag one of my favourites in the world

also same as Kazakhstan they've got a really cool flag

uh

Kazakhstan honestly I feel like the

the main reason a lot of people know the Kazakhstan flag is

purely cause of Borat

no

oh

ugh

I get this really weird eye twitch sometimes if I'm like

having too much intense sexual pleasure I know it sounds weird

but it's true

like I don't know if you can see it but it twitches

it's really strange

so like every time I orgasm my eyes like

going like that it's really weird

um

ah fuck um last week I think

your booty

oh

um

it feels really good

uh it took me ages to figure out what the librarian flag was

and cause it looks very similar to the US flag

but I'm pretty sure like I've read that it's because um after

they tried to create Liberia as like a country to send

um slaves back to when slavery was abolished I think

or something like that um

which is why it looks so similar to the US flag

oh

um I just wanna like bounce up and down on it

I'm gonna turn it up a little bit

okay it's on like full volume now

um I don't know how I'm gonna concentrate

so I just get try to do this as quick as possible

um but I've only done I've done 141 actually that's pretty good

oh

oh so good

I think that one's Sierra Leone ah

I'm gonna ask my editor to put the song Sierra Leone

uh somewhere over this because I love that song

um and it is by Coconut Rough and it was produced in 1983

um so it's kind of like indie I think but like

if you live in New Zealand I imagine

you'll know it but if you don't then go listen to it it's a really cool song

so cold in the desert

African flags confuse the shit out of me

oh oh oh

I don't care

fuck

ugh

hmm

okay okay hmm

I don't know what

I can't think I can't think

ah

nearly done nearly done

oh my God I'm so close to finishing I didn't think I'd be able to

remember all of them oh fuck what is that one

I know that that one's gap

fuck are you kidding me is there like one that I can't remember

oh no I can't remember what it is oh I do I do I do

I did it I did it

ah

hmm

okay

I need to turn it off and take it out

yeah okay so it is a little bit gummy here is the aftermath

so thank you guys so much for watching this I really hope you

enjoyed watching it as much as I enjoyed playing it um but yeah uh

if you have any content ideas

for me please leave a comment below or if you like to see me react to any

specific porns then also let me know in the comments

um but yeah I will see you guys in the next video

mwah

ah

hey guys so to edit

hi guys I'm cheeky and Zid and welcome back to another porn reaction

so I won't beat around the bush

this time like I did with my last reaction

um today we're gonna be watching

a video called harem of big busty babes eager for big cocks

it's got 2 million views and 91% as well

I always think it's really impressive

if a video is like super highly rated when it has that many views

so I'm pretty excited to watch it usually the bigger the video

the lower the rating um but 2 million is great

it's around seven and a half minutes

and I'm really excited to watch it so let's get into it oh also

this is my new unicorn it's not actually

new I've had it for like ages

I actually just used it for the first time the other day so it feels

new but this is my vibrator unicorn

it's so cute and honestly when I

bought it I was like I was really not gonna do much but when I used it the other day

I was like holy shit this is such a good toy

so I'm gonna use this today

and it's also just so cute look at how cute it is

okay

why did I say it like that OK

that was so weird I was gonna say OK guys let's get into it but anyway

OK

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ๆฏŽๆ—ฅ่พ›ใ‹ใฃใŸใ‚“ใ ใ‚ˆใŠๅ‰ใฎๆฐ—ๆŒใก

ใฏๅฌ‰ใ—ใ„ใ‘ใฉ

Little Unicorn ใ“ใ‚Œ

ใฏๅ‡บใฆใ„ใใ‚ฟใ‚คใƒŸใƒณใ‚ฐใŒใฉใ†ใ™ใ‚“ใฎใ‚ˆใ‚ใ‚“ใŸใŒ

ๆง˜ๅญ่ฆ‹ใ‚ˆใฃใฆ่จ€ใ†ใ‹ใ‚‰ใกใ‚‡ใฃใจไบŒไบบใจใ‚‚ใ‚„ใ‚ใฆใฃใฆใฐ

ๆœฌ

ๅฝ“ใซใ„ใ„ใ‚“ใ ใชไปŠใ ใ‘ใงใ„ใ„ใฎๅคงไฝ“ใŠๅ…„ใกใ‚ƒใ‚“

ใ“ใฃใกใ‚‚่งฆใ‚‹ใ‚ˆ

ใฉ

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ใ‚‚ใ†ใกใ‚‡ใฃใจใ‚ฟใ‚คใƒŸใƒณใ‚ฐใ‚’ใฏใ‹ใ‚‹ใฎใ‚ˆ็›ดไนŸๅ›ใŒใ‚ใ‚“

ใช่‡ญใ„ใ“ใจ่จ€ใฃใฆใ‚‹ใชใ‚“ใฆ็งไฟกใ˜ใ‚‰ใ‚Œใชใ„

ใ‚ใ‚ใ‚ใ‚ใ‚ใ‚ใ‚ใ‚นใƒ‘ใƒณใƒ€ใ‚ˆใ‚ใ‚ใ“ใ‚Œใฏ

ใ™

ใ”ใ„ใชใ‚“ใฆใ„ใ‚„ใ‚‰ใ—ใ„็ตตใชใ‚“ใ ใ‚ใ‚ๆŒ‡ๆŒ‡ๅ…ฅใ‚Œใฆใ‚‹ใ‚ˆใ‚ใ‚

ใ™ใ”ใ„ไฝ•ใ‚ใฎๆŒ‡ใ•ใฐใใ‚ใ‚ใฉใ“ใง่ฆšใˆใŸใฎ

ใ“ใ‚“ใชใซใ—ใฆๆ‚ชใ„ใ“ใจใ ใฃใฆๆฑšใญใˆใ„ใ„ใ‚“ใ ใž่กŒ

ใฃใฆ

ใ‚ใ‚็งใŠๅ…„ใกใ‚ƒใ‚“ใฎๆŒ‡ใง

oh kind of looks like one of my squats

you know what same I would be a bit freaked out if that happened to me

ใŠๅ‰ไฝ•ใ—ใŸใ‹ๅˆ†ใ‹ใฃ

ใฆใ‚‹ใฎใ‹ใ‚ˆใใ†ใ‚ˆ็›ดไนŸๅ›ใŒใ‚ใ‚“ใชใ“ใจใ™ใ‚‹ๅญใ ใฃใŸใชใ‚“ใฆ

ใฉใ“ใง่ฆšใˆใŸใฎ็›ดไนŸๅ›ใใ‚Œใซ

ๆ€’ใ‚‰ใ‚Œใฆใ‚‹ใฎใซๆฐ—

ๆŒใกใ‚ˆใใ—ใฆใŠๅ‰ใ‚‰ใŒ่ฃธใง็ชใฃ็ซ‹

ใฃใฆใ‚‹ใ‹ใ‚‰ใ ใ‚ใ†ใŒใฏใ‚็›ดไนŸใ„ใคใ‹ใ‚‰ใใ‚“ใชๅฃใŒ่žใ‘ใ‚‹ใ‚ˆใ†ใซใชใฃใŸใฎใ‹ใ—ใ‚‰

ใŠ

ใŠใ‚„

ใ‚ใฆใ“ใ‚Œใฏๆœ€ๆ•™่‚ฒใ—ใชใ„ใจใ„ใ‘ใชใ„ใ‚ˆใช

ใ‚ใ‚ใˆใˆ่ถณใง่กŒใฃใŸใฎ้ฃ›ใ‚“ใ ใƒ‰ใ‚จใƒ ใ ใชใชใŠใ‚„

ใ„ใ‚„ใชใŠใ‚„ๅ›ใฎๅค‰ๆ…‹ใชใ‚“ใฆใฟใ˜

ใ‚ใชใ‚ทใƒฃใƒƒใ‚ฟใƒผใƒใƒฃใƒณใ‚นใŠๅง‰ใกใ‚ƒใ‚“ใ‚ทใƒงใƒƒใ‚ฏใ ใ‚ๆœ€ๆ‚ชใญใ‚ใ‚ใ‚‚ใ†ๅซŒใ ่ชฐใ‹

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ใ†ใ‚ˆใ•ใฃใ•ใจๅค‰ใ‚ใฃใฆ้ ‘ๅผตใฃใฆใญใชใŠใ‚„ใใ‚“

ah ah ah

ah ah ah

ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

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ใฏๅฟ…ๆญปใ ใฃใŸใชใ‚“ใŸใฃใฆๅคขใŒๅถใฃใฆใ„ใ‚‹ๆœ€ไธญใ ใฃใŸ

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oh guys I'm quite close

ๅค‰ๆ…‹ไบบๅฆปใ‚„ใ‚ใ‹ใ‘ใฃใฆ็งใซใ‹ใ‘ใฆ

oh I'm coming

ใ‚ใ‚ๆ†งใ‚Œใ ใฃใŸๅ…ˆ็”ŸใŒ็—…้™ข

ใงๅ…ˆ็”Ÿใจใ‚ตใƒณใƒ”ใƒผใ ใฃใฆใ—ใกใ‚ƒใฃใŸใ—ใงใ‚‚

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ใ‚“ใชๅคขใฟใŸใ„ใชๆ™‚้–“ใ‚’็ต‚ใ‚ใฃใฆใ—

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ใง oh that was really cute that was really cute

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