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Yes, on these resting lands.

I stopped because I had been driving for at least two or three hours and then I

was a little tired.

I joined my wife and my daughter in the south. But you don't need to note that,

it's between us.

It doesn't matter.

And they were already on vacation for ten days and I was stuck for work.

it only looks at me, it doesn't interest you.

And that's it. And at that moment, I was awakened.

And she was hitchhiking to this place?

Yes, I'm telling you, it was what, 6h30, 6h45, I didn't look at my watch

exactly, but it was daylight.

I was sleeping for an hour, and then all of a sudden I was woken up and hit the

road.

Okay.

Well, tell me.

Hello. Hello Thierry, how are you?

Yeah, yeah, it's okay, it's okay, excuse me, I fell asleep on a rest area,

because yesterday I finished super late, so I did 200 km and I fell, I was

tired, I wanted to stop for an hour.

Yeah, okay.

The GPS tells me 947 km, I arrive at 20h54.

Oh great, I'll wait for you to eat then, I'll prepare to eat, it's perfect.

Okay, okay.

Are you okay, the little one too, or the good one?

Excuse me,

we're

going on holiday in the south and we were wondering if you could take us

with you in your car.

Yeah, but no, I'm sorry, but it's not my road at all, I'm not going there.

You're going to Cannes, we're going to Préjus. It's just next door, sir.

Yeah, but no, it's a detour. I don't like to take hitchhikers.

But please, look, you have room.

We're all small, we won't take up any space.

No, please, don't. I'm sorry.

I'm tired, too.

Well, let it go.

You're an asshole.

Hello,

girls! Hello!

We're going to Préjus.

Préjus, in the south?

You too, I'm going down in the south.

You're sexy.

You want to go down with me then?

Yeah, sure, you have room.

Yeah, there's room, of course.

Well, come on, all together, come on, go up, make the turn.

Incredible.

Yes, hello?

Yes, honey, it was nothing. It was two hitchhikers.

They were kids who were the age of Manon. They wanted me to take them to

but I don't trust them. They were dressed in any way.

We would have said two bitches in addition.

Yeah, well, be careful, because there are stories like that. Sometimes they

out, they talk to us on the TV the other day.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, but hey, we live in a crazy world.

Well, listen,

you're taking the road again, right?

Yeah, right now. Right now.

Okay. Well, listen, see you later. We'll call you back later.

Ah, je te rappelle.

Eh bien, à tout à l 'heure, chérie.

You again?

I saw you riding with a guy in a truck. What happened?

Well, we didn't like it.

It's important when you hitchhike.

A little bit, yes. The road is long and you never know what can happen.

Okay. So, did you change your mind?

Yes, go on, get in. Put your stuff in the trunk.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Well, I'm my little Tiffany and this is my girlfriend Poupea. Nice to meet you.

And then suddenly, we go to the south, we will have friends, and then we will

fly every summer.

Fly? Yes.

Fly is, in fact, if you prefer, we will distribute flyers to people for

nightstands where we work.

So during the day, we are on the beaches to give flyers. And in the evening, we

take advantage of nightstands immediately.

And does that make a good relationship?

Let's say that we do a little more next door.

What are you hearing over there?

There's a little party going on over there.

Now we don't do anything for free anymore because before, we got drunk.

We got a little fucked up by the guys from our neighborhood.

A little drunk, on a scooter.

But now we do what men want.

It won't bother you, by the way, that we

go after on the right?

No, but I'm going to... We're going to stop.

There's a lot of visuals, but we can't go back to the little path over there.

The little path over there.

There's a little path hidden.

What do you want to do on the little path?

We have to stop now. We really have to stop.

But what do we do? Because we have to stop. The road over there was very good.

Huh? The road over there was good.

What about you?

Aren't you going to go on vacation?

I'm going on vacation.

Really?

Ah, non, pas tout seul.

C 'est ça, j 'ai pas envie d 'en parler.

C 'est quoi, là, pour parler de ma vie?

Non, mais c 'est toujours agréable de discuter un petit peu.

Very, very dramatic.

Et vous êtes où, les filles?

Eh oh!

Qu 'est -ce que vous foutez là? Ça fait trois minutes que je marche, là, et que

je vous cherche.

Non,

mais qu 'est -ce que vous faites?

Mais attends, mais...

C 'est sympa, mais je suis marié, moi.

Oh, ça va.

Tu peux jouer un petit peu avec nous.

So, are you excited?

Wait, stay here, I'm going to look for something in the car.

We're not good here.

It's going to be better with that.

We're going to take care of that.

Really?

Oh, yeah.

Did you do the same thing to the truck driver this morning?

I'm going to make you do it with your head.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh!

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh my God.

I'm going to go see, I'll be back.

Thank you for this anecdote. It will be great for my article.

Listen, I'm glad you liked it. Now, you don't want me, but I have to go. I have

a long way to go. On the other hand, I count on you for the anonymity and

discretion of my testimony, because I'm married.

So my physical description, the car, the registration, the exact places, all

that, we forget.

You can count on me, there's no problem.

No, I prefer.

Thank you very much.

Thank you and I count on you.

Hello. Hello.

Hello. Hello.

Hello.

But it's her, in fact, who reads your magazine and who had read something like

what? You're looking for stories.

Yes, I wrote an article on all the stories, a little grimoire, coquines.

yes, okay.

Yeah, who went on the highways during the departures on vacation.

Yeah, the stuff a little, yeah. There you go.

Yeah, so it happened to us, but it's her who was interested in that, what is

your thing.

And it happened to us, it happened to us a little.

When you say Griveaux, is that it?

Griveaux, yes.

With the guys.

But the little problem is that to talk about it, the guys are married.

There are some who have girlfriends or I don't know what.

No problem.

It's an article, not a TV report.

It has to be secret.

There will be no camera, no photos.

We will change the names, the places, if you agree.

Yeah, totally.

And then even the garage, you shouldn't quote. All that, everything that is

illogical.

Nothing will be mentioned, everything will be changed.

Okay. It's just an article.

Well, in fact, it started with a night call, an assistance.

A classic, a baker.

The girl looked completely hysterical.

Hysterical? Yeah, sorry.

I don't know if I could put that, but hysterical. Oh, but it's hysterical,

that's good.

She looked a little hysterical, even completely.

We went to the meeting and had a fight with someone.

At some point we thought it was going to be sports, it was going to be funny.

It was a couple's fight.

I think it wasn't his guy at all. I think it wasn't his guy at all. Really?

no. No, well, since what happened afterwards, anyway, I'm 100 % sure. Tell

who. I'm going to tell you.

No,

but it's okay.

But you take me for a con, you.

Ah, yes, that's it.

Ah, yes.

But you were supposed to be with me here.

Well, yes, you promised me to spend this week of vacation with me. Shit.

Yes, your wife. Always your wife.

Et moi, je suis toute seule ici.

Mais je pouvais me violer là -bas. Je ne sais pas même où.

La voiture en panne. Qu 'est -ce que tu veux que je fasse ici toute seule?

Et toi, tu es avec ta femme. Cool. Super.

Franchement, je n 'ai marre.

Oui, c 'est ça.

Super.

All of a sudden, she decided like that, yes, to go with you.

Ah, well, yes, you didn't know, yes.

No, but you're crazy about my girl, in fact.

And what do I do now?

My car is in a mess.

Well, fortunately, the guy came because over there, I don't know.

Yes, that's it. Well, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Super. Elle est contente, ta femme?

Oui, elle a gagné encore?

Très bien.

Une seule fois, on a dû passer les vacances. Et quoi? Merde, je suis tout

ici.

Avec cette voiture.

Et bien, tu sais quoi?

Moi aussi, je vais poster une photo.

Quoi? Pas de bêtises?

Mais si, je vais faire des bêtises.

Après tout, je ne suis pas ta femme, moi.

Je peux baiser avec qui je veux.

Regarde, Katsuo. Regarde bien.

Allez, tu peux tenir ça, s 'il te plaît?

Oui, oui. Vas -y, filme -moi.

Regarde, Katsuo. Viens ici.

Il est bon.

Regarde, on va se bien amuser avec monsieur.

Ah, il y en a une autre? Allez, venez ici.

C 'est bien, Katsuo, partir en vacances avec ta femme.

C 'est bien fait pour ta gueule.

Look at this!

What do you have here?

Come

here,

put your phone down!

Yes,

very good.

Thank you.

Oh, God.

Thank you.

Sorry, Tommy.

Oh, yeah.

oh my god

Let's go.

Thank you.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

oh la la

Oh my God.

Thank you.

Oh. Oh.

Oh yeah.

um

Oh, Lord.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes. Oh, my God.

Oh yes!

With your big ass!

Oh yes!

I want a dog!

Yes!

With

your

big black ass!

Open your mouth. Go on, put me in your ass.

You big black asshole.

Go on.

It's my vacation.

oh oh

Wah, wah, wah.

What? What?

What?

Oh, I'm so tired. Yes, me too.

It's a bit cold, guys.

Sorry.

We had a lot of fun, guys.

Yes, it was great.

Say thank you to Katzo.

Thank you, Billy.

Thank you, Katzo.

By the way, guys, now we have to take care of my car, right?

Yes, that's right. We have to take care of it.

Yes.

Because it was cool, but not against my car.

But I have to take care of it anyway.

Let's clean up and take care of the mini.

Let's go.

I have one story. It's like one year ago.

I think it was in June.

And I was sitting in my truck.

I was eating a sandwich.

And I hear in the radio that someone say that they saw the Mercedes and there

was a girl who was showing the boobs, pussy and the ass to everybody.

And she

was a blonde.

I was asking them for details because you know I'm the guy so

but they just answering that she quit out from the highway so I was like if I

forget I was looking my phone some videos

When I was watching, I just saw like, let's say, periphery, that the Mercedes

come in front of me.

And this girl

just stepped out

from the car and coming in from my car and started to tease me. I was watching

like, what is that? Yeah, really.

D 'accord, donc juste devant votre camion.

And she just stepped.

Yeah, she just stepped in front of my camera and she started to tease me like

she's a little bit dense, something close to like a 50s in the clothes.

Hey, guys.

Which car it was?

Which car? Which car?

No,

you can't imagine.

She just left out from the car.

It's her.

Oh, my God.

I have to go. Sorry. I have to go.

She did a small striptease, and after she jumped in to my truck.

And you know what happened after that.

So after, you know, I was in, she was in, so we teach each other, we fuck each

other. It was very good.

It was amazing.

I don't know how it was possible, but it was very good.

Okay.

Bye.

No, but don't freak out. It's just a journalist. It's not the JT of 20 hours.

It's funny.

It's going to be funny.

In this kind of magazine, they are all good asses.

It will compensate.

When we talk about the wolf.

Abba de la Tour, hello.

Hello. Abba de la Tour from the magazine Tina.

First, thank you for answering my little uncle.

It was a pleasure.

Which one of you answered?

My colleague.

Yes, it's me. So you run a magazine?

In our professional field, we have more guys around us, but it's true that I

still have a few girlfriends from time to time.

Especially since your column is interesting.

Yes, maybe in addition, as I said, I write articles on the roads that

can happen on the way back from vacation.

Well, we have an unusual little story with Yvan to tell you. By the way, what

gave you an appointment here, it's no coincidence.

If we go back in time, it's the crime scene.

If we go back in time, a year later, about.

We are a pair, we are inseparable and we

get back on the wheel. But there, it was our friend Yvan who was driving.

We pass on this road.

And there, just here, you see this land area, there was a huge white motorhome.

Huge. Huge motorhome.

I note huge.

Important. You have to feed the article.

Huge white motorhome and we can qualify it as a very beautiful woman.

A very beautiful woman in a towel around the waist that makes us signals to stop

us. And there, Yvan?

In napkin, outside. In napkin, outside?

In napkin.

Well, it was a wonderful time, it was super hot, Yvan.

It was very hot. So we had work, I continue.

Bruno asks me to turn around to see exactly what's going on.

Well, this guy, he doesn't stop.

So, you know, no assistance to anyone in danger.

And all the baltringue, I wouldn't want to have any troubles.

For me, it was signs of distress.

For him, because he thought it was a woman who sold all her charms, you see.

Between us, you have already seen women in a beautiful white camper

van, flamboyant new, selling all her charms. It was of a different

nature.

So, half turn, and we stop at the level of the lady.

And then?

So there, our big surprise, I was wrong and this lady apparently is indeed, as

Bruno has just told you, in distress.

Oh fuck, it sucks anyway, we are the only two assholes to work in the heat.

Look, they're all going on vacation.

Hey yes, what do you want? That my friend, I have work to do.

Yeah, no, but it's hot there, like penguins in a tie.

Yeah, it's hot.

Plus, we're going to pay all the bills, look.

Chérie, tu pourrais ramener des gâteaux ? Je crois qu 'il en reste d 'hier

matin.

Oui, chérie.

Tu peux regarder s 'il ne reste pas des petits gâteaux d 'hier matin ? Oui, bien

sûr. Je crois que je les ai mis dans la petite panière. Je t 'apporte ça.

Tiens.

Merci.

Thank you.

Here, a little sandwich.

Oh, that's cute. Thank you.

Well, I was looking.

You know, right next to where we washed the camping car yesterday, there is a

small gym.

You can have a half -day or day.

Okay. I planned to go for two small hours.

Are you okay?

No problem.

You're going to do well. It's right next door. I can go on foot.

It's not too late because...

Do you have less water? No, no, I'm going to go now, I think, so I'll be

for lunch with you.

I thought we could cut through the road, it would save us a little time.

Ah yeah, the road is not terrible, but you win 20 minutes.

I looked, if we take our time, we are on the coast in three days, but really we

are taking our time, so it seems good to me.

Great, good program, well listen, I'm going to tidy up a little bit, do the

housework, the summer.

Since the sun is out, it's going to dry up quickly before we leave.

It's good, isn't it?

It's paradise.

When we're on the coast, it's still good.

I'm looking forward to it.

I'm going to go because I don't want to come back too late.

You'll have less people at the end.

Okay.

Take my wool.

By the way, when you come back, try to find a bakery.

I don't think so.

It works.

Do you want to get rid of it?

No problem.

See you tonight. No, see you later.

Yes, see you later.

Look, look, look!

What, what, what?

Look, there's a girl there!

Stop!

Who's the girl you're talking about?

No, there's a girl who made big signs, she was with a towel around her waist,

half naked.

Let it go, it's a bitch.

No, but it's not a bitch, it was a...

It was a brand new motorhome.

There are motorhomes everywhere. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no.

She was in front of her camping car, with a towel around her waist.

Look, look!

Stop,

please!

Look, she's making signs.

She's got a problem.

Go, go, go.

So, what's happening to you?

A disaster, I'm locked up alone like a fly.

There is a woman.

In fact, the door is closed. I went out to stretch my laundry and it closed.

Normally, it's not supposed to lock.

Because there is no lock. Ah yes, okay.

And in fact, the door is locked.

Well, to your misfortune, you are lucky because you could have been all naked.

Well, the door is locked. Here, Yvan, take the tools.

And you're all alone?

Yes, my husband went to the gym.

He's coming back in an hour and a half, I think.

An hour and a half like that.

I saw signs of distress.

It's blocked.

It's blocked.

We're going to try not to break it.

There's a click to unlock.

It's your lucky day.

I don't know how to thank you, but if I can offer you a coffee anyway.

So

who

was

right? Is she good or not?

In addition, the husband is gone.

He went to the gym.

You have the means.

Excuse me, your name?

Bruno. Ah, Bruno.

Can you come and see me please?

Definitely today.

If the lady asks you.

It's not boring, my colleague.

It's not that long.

It's been a long time, isn't it?

You think you'll be back in an hour?

Good boy.

Oh. Oh.

oh oh

Oh.

Mmm.

I'm going to kiss you a little.

You must be very excited, Yvon, to hear you cry like that.

I can't be in the gym and we kill each other.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, yeah.

It doesn't feel really well.

Oh.

Hey, what's up?

Ah well!

Ah well! Oh yes, yes, sorry!

Yes, well, it ends like that.

Okay! Oh, excuse me, I was a little in my thoughts. I imagined the scene a

little bit. Ah well!

It's good, it's hard.

It's good, this investigation, you have to ... Yes, it's a scene ... really very

difficult, your story.

Ah yes, it's perfect for my article.

Thank you for the interview.

Well, it was a pleasure, but hey, we may not have listened like that. We have a

little drink there next door, we often go there with Yvan.

Come on, we'll invite you to a coffee. With pleasure, why not?

Anyway, my day is over, so... Come on, let's go. We can go and have a little

drink together.