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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:44,605 --> 00:00:46,356 Most of the time, it's like-- 2 00:00:46,357 --> 00:00:47,440 I don't know. 3 00:00:47,441 --> 00:00:49,526 It's like there's this thick, black cloud 4 00:00:49,527 --> 00:00:50,778 covering everything. 5 00:00:53,239 --> 00:00:54,406 Like we see the world, 6 00:00:54,407 --> 00:00:57,159 but we don't really see the world, you know? 7 00:00:59,287 --> 00:01:00,955 We're all just stumbling around. 8 00:01:01,497 --> 00:01:03,372 Directionless. No sense of meaning. 9 00:01:03,373 --> 00:01:04,709 No sense of purpose. 10 00:01:07,587 --> 00:01:09,379 I know that might sound super depressing, 11 00:01:09,380 --> 00:01:12,425 but honestly, I think it's a good thing. 12 00:01:14,635 --> 00:01:17,054 Because it makes us appreciate the other times. 13 00:01:19,473 --> 00:01:21,308 Those brief, transcendent moments 14 00:01:21,309 --> 00:01:24,102 when the lights flicker on, the black cloud parts, 15 00:01:24,103 --> 00:01:26,021 and you see the world for what it really is. 16 00:01:26,022 --> 00:01:28,149 Oh. 17 00:01:31,569 --> 00:01:33,654 And suddenly there's meaning. 18 00:01:34,614 --> 00:01:36,199 Suddenly there's purpose. 19 00:01:43,247 --> 00:01:45,165 So, uh, do you-- 20 00:01:45,166 --> 00:01:48,211 Oh, shit. Shit. Shit, shit, shit. 21 00:01:48,711 --> 00:01:51,672 Shit. 22 00:01:57,637 --> 00:01:58,720 If you're lucky, 23 00:01:58,721 --> 00:02:00,805 you'll experience this once in your lifetime. 24 00:02:00,806 --> 00:02:02,683 Goddamn, that was... 25 00:02:03,226 --> 00:02:04,643 - That was smooth. - Yeah. 26 00:02:04,644 --> 00:02:05,727 For me... 27 00:02:05,728 --> 00:02:06,853 So smooth. 28 00:02:06,854 --> 00:02:08,104 ...it happened twice. 29 00:02:09,440 --> 00:02:11,566 The first was the day I met Josh. 30 00:02:11,567 --> 00:02:12,944 Uh, I'm Josh. 31 00:02:14,028 --> 00:02:15,029 I'm Iris. 32 00:02:16,322 --> 00:02:17,490 And the second... 33 00:02:19,575 --> 00:02:20,993 the day I killed him. 34 00:02:33,631 --> 00:02:34,631 Iris, wake up. 35 00:02:40,471 --> 00:02:41,596 Hey, sleepyhead. 36 00:02:43,307 --> 00:02:44,516 How long was I out? 37 00:02:44,517 --> 00:02:47,269 Uh, for a while. 38 00:02:47,270 --> 00:02:50,022 Yeah, you were zonked out there pretty good. 39 00:02:50,565 --> 00:02:53,441 I was having the most wonderful dream. 40 00:02:53,442 --> 00:02:55,194 Oh, yeah? About me? 41 00:02:56,028 --> 00:02:58,530 Well, that is very presumptuous, but... 42 00:02:58,531 --> 00:02:59,448 Yeah. 43 00:02:59,991 --> 00:03:02,617 - ...yes. - Yes. Knew it. 44 00:03:02,618 --> 00:03:03,785 Was it sexy times? 45 00:03:03,786 --> 00:03:05,287 No, you deviant. 46 00:03:05,288 --> 00:03:06,872 - Little bit of sexy times? - No, I was-- 47 00:03:06,873 --> 00:03:07,956 - Was my shirt off? - No, 48 00:03:07,957 --> 00:03:10,209 I was dreaming about the day we met. 49 00:03:11,085 --> 00:03:12,670 It was all so perfect. 50 00:03:13,421 --> 00:03:15,256 Remember how perfect it all was? 51 00:03:15,840 --> 00:03:17,675 Yeah, no. No, how could I forget? 52 00:03:18,551 --> 00:03:21,511 The supermarket, the oranges. 53 00:03:27,101 --> 00:03:28,143 What road is this? 54 00:03:28,144 --> 00:03:29,854 It's not showing up on the GPS. 55 00:03:30,730 --> 00:03:31,938 I don't think this is the road. 56 00:03:31,939 --> 00:03:33,858 Think this might be the driveway. 57 00:04:04,513 --> 00:04:05,931 You have arrived 58 00:04:05,932 --> 00:04:07,557 at your destination. 59 00:04:07,558 --> 00:04:09,060 Thank you, Josh's car. 60 00:04:11,562 --> 00:04:12,647 Thank you, car. 61 00:04:13,314 --> 00:04:14,481 Pop the trunk. 62 00:04:14,482 --> 00:04:15,524 Popping trunk. 63 00:04:17,443 --> 00:04:18,611 Fuck me. 64 00:04:20,238 --> 00:04:21,238 Kat called this place 65 00:04:21,239 --> 00:04:23,156 a "little rustic cabin in the woods." 66 00:04:23,157 --> 00:04:24,574 I think we might have differing opinions 67 00:04:24,575 --> 00:04:26,911 on the meaning of the word "cabin." 68 00:04:27,912 --> 00:04:29,497 Also "rustic." 69 00:04:30,623 --> 00:04:31,790 Also "little." 70 00:04:38,256 --> 00:04:39,465 What? 71 00:04:41,592 --> 00:04:44,177 Iris. Come on. You know you can't lie to me. 72 00:04:44,178 --> 00:04:45,303 Tell me what's wrong. 73 00:04:45,304 --> 00:04:46,763 I'm gonna do something stupid. 74 00:04:46,764 --> 00:04:48,223 I'm gonna say something stupid. 75 00:04:48,224 --> 00:04:50,225 I'm gonna embarrass you. They're gonna laugh at me. 76 00:04:50,226 --> 00:04:52,394 They're gonna hate me. They already hate me. 77 00:04:52,395 --> 00:04:53,478 Jesus Christ, Iris. 78 00:04:53,479 --> 00:04:55,021 We've been planning this trip for months, 79 00:04:55,022 --> 00:04:56,982 and this is all just coming out now? 80 00:04:56,983 --> 00:04:58,525 Like 20 feet from the fucking door? 81 00:05:01,153 --> 00:05:02,238 Look, look. Hey. 82 00:05:03,614 --> 00:05:05,115 My friends don't hate you. 83 00:05:05,116 --> 00:05:06,199 Kat does. 84 00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:08,703 Yeah, m-maybe, but Kat hates everybody. 85 00:05:09,453 --> 00:05:11,872 I just don't wanna screw everything up. 86 00:05:11,873 --> 00:05:14,749 Come on, Beep-Boop. You're not gonna screw everything up. 87 00:05:14,750 --> 00:05:17,669 Just relax, you know? 88 00:05:17,670 --> 00:05:19,921 Don't be all mopey and weird. 89 00:05:19,922 --> 00:05:21,506 Just remember to-- 90 00:05:21,507 --> 00:05:23,885 remember to smile and act happy. 91 00:05:24,427 --> 00:05:25,428 Okay? 92 00:05:29,432 --> 00:05:32,726 Yay! You made it. Fucking finally. 93 00:05:32,727 --> 00:05:35,520 Okay, so when you said remote, I thought you meant, like, 94 00:05:35,521 --> 00:05:37,189 a couple miles off the highway. 95 00:05:37,190 --> 00:05:39,774 I didn't realize you meant edge of fucking civilization. 96 00:05:39,775 --> 00:05:41,193 Oh, don't be so dramatic, Josh. 97 00:05:41,194 --> 00:05:43,236 - It's not that far. - Okay, hard disagree. 98 00:05:47,325 --> 00:05:49,367 Uh, hello, Iris. 99 00:05:49,368 --> 00:05:51,412 Hi, Kat. It's so good to see you. 100 00:05:52,371 --> 00:05:53,372 So good. 101 00:05:57,043 --> 00:05:58,877 Everyone, look who I found. 102 00:05:58,878 --> 00:06:00,378 - Hey, Patrick. - Hey. 103 00:06:00,379 --> 00:06:01,963 Look at you in the kitchen, man. 104 00:06:01,964 --> 00:06:04,090 Yeah, look at me. Welcome. I would give you a hug, 105 00:06:04,091 --> 00:06:06,384 but I've got scallop hands. Sorry. 106 00:06:06,385 --> 00:06:08,762 Okay, well, I appreciate that. Where's-- 107 00:06:08,763 --> 00:06:11,181 - There he is! - Hey! 108 00:06:11,182 --> 00:06:14,601 Joshyboy, Joshyboy. 109 00:06:14,602 --> 00:06:15,685 Hey, buddy. 110 00:06:15,686 --> 00:06:16,978 You too, girl. Get in here. 111 00:06:16,979 --> 00:06:19,231 - Hi. How are you? - Hi! How are you? 112 00:06:19,232 --> 00:06:21,816 I'm good. Uh, I'm... drunk. 113 00:06:21,817 --> 00:06:24,195 - Oh. - Good. This is good. 114 00:06:25,196 --> 00:06:27,197 Oh, and, Josh, you remember Sergey. 115 00:06:27,198 --> 00:06:28,282 Hey. 116 00:06:31,827 --> 00:06:35,163 Hey, Sergey. Nice to see you again. 117 00:06:35,164 --> 00:06:36,957 - Likewise, my friend. - Oh. 118 00:06:36,958 --> 00:06:38,542 Likewise. 119 00:06:38,543 --> 00:06:42,546 And this beautiful creation must be Iris. 120 00:06:42,547 --> 00:06:44,297 - Hello. - Mmm. 121 00:06:44,298 --> 00:06:45,215 Such pleasure. 122 00:06:45,216 --> 00:06:46,925 I have heard lot about this one. 123 00:06:46,926 --> 00:06:50,096 Really? All good I hope. 124 00:06:54,767 --> 00:06:58,478 Your lake house, it's really-- it's incredible. 125 00:06:58,479 --> 00:07:00,021 - Yeah, and so secluded. - Yeah. 126 00:07:00,022 --> 00:07:02,190 I mean, I think the last place we passed 127 00:07:02,191 --> 00:07:03,859 was like ten miles back. 128 00:07:03,860 --> 00:07:06,444 Seventeen. And I paid for this. 129 00:07:06,445 --> 00:07:08,572 Privacy does not come cheap, my friends. 130 00:07:08,573 --> 00:07:10,365 Not cheap at all. 131 00:07:10,366 --> 00:07:11,950 Don't tell me you own the whole lake. 132 00:07:11,951 --> 00:07:15,830 No, no, no. Don't be silly. Just all the land around it. 133 00:07:16,998 --> 00:07:18,206 But let's get you guys a drink. 134 00:07:18,207 --> 00:07:20,166 What do you like? Beer, cocktail, wine? 135 00:07:20,167 --> 00:07:23,211 I'm fine. More than anything, I just need a shower. 136 00:07:23,212 --> 00:07:25,005 Katyonak, what room they are in? 137 00:07:25,006 --> 00:07:27,048 Uh, up the stairs, down the hall, 138 00:07:27,049 --> 00:07:28,550 - last door on the left. - Okay. 139 00:07:28,551 --> 00:07:30,970 - I'll see you later. Yeah. - Okay, I'll see you. Bye. 140 00:08:37,495 --> 00:08:38,579 Smile. 141 00:08:42,250 --> 00:08:43,668 Act happy. 142 00:08:44,919 --> 00:08:47,755 Okay, continue. Continue with the story. 143 00:08:48,297 --> 00:08:50,340 Anyway, so I was 144 00:08:50,341 --> 00:08:53,885 wearing this ridiculously elaborate Dracula costume, 145 00:08:53,886 --> 00:08:57,347 and I didn't know a single person, as I said. 146 00:08:57,348 --> 00:08:59,599 So I'm standing by the snack table 147 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:03,353 just munching on carrots and something 148 00:09:03,354 --> 00:09:05,605 - that looked like hummus-- - It wasn't hummus. 149 00:09:05,606 --> 00:09:06,690 It was not hummus. 150 00:09:06,691 --> 00:09:09,193 It was not hummus, I don't think, but I-- 151 00:09:09,777 --> 00:09:11,779 I feel a tap on my shoulder. 152 00:09:12,321 --> 00:09:13,990 And so I turn around, 153 00:09:14,866 --> 00:09:20,161 and there's this green, puffy dinosaur 154 00:09:20,162 --> 00:09:21,455 just staring me down. 155 00:09:22,331 --> 00:09:24,040 And inside its head, 156 00:09:24,041 --> 00:09:27,837 I hear this very muffled, very annoyed voice say... 157 00:09:28,796 --> 00:09:31,047 "You're standing on my tail." 158 00:09:31,048 --> 00:09:34,467 So I turn around, I look down, and sure enough, 159 00:09:34,468 --> 00:09:37,846 I'm standing on his little dino tail. 160 00:09:37,847 --> 00:09:40,807 So I step off and apologize. 161 00:09:40,808 --> 00:09:43,477 And he takes his head off, 162 00:09:44,020 --> 00:09:46,521 and I'm looking at the most beautiful man 163 00:09:46,522 --> 00:09:48,274 that I've ever seen in my life. 164 00:09:49,859 --> 00:09:51,610 So, did you meet this beautiful man 165 00:09:51,611 --> 00:09:54,446 - after you met Eli, or... - Okay, you know what? Shut up. 166 00:09:54,447 --> 00:09:56,489 - Was that a scallop? - That was a scallop. 167 00:09:56,490 --> 00:09:58,992 - Actually hit me. - Yeah, I took baseball. 168 00:09:58,993 --> 00:09:59,910 Yes, you did. 169 00:09:59,911 --> 00:10:01,162 Well, when did you know? 170 00:10:03,247 --> 00:10:04,497 Uh, know what? 171 00:10:04,498 --> 00:10:05,583 That-- 172 00:10:06,209 --> 00:10:07,918 That he was the one. 173 00:10:07,919 --> 00:10:09,170 Oh. 174 00:10:10,004 --> 00:10:11,171 Right then and there. 175 00:10:11,172 --> 00:10:14,008 I know it's gonna sound cheesy, but the moment-- 176 00:10:15,218 --> 00:10:17,970 the moment we locked eyes, something inside of me just... 177 00:10:19,305 --> 00:10:20,513 clicked into place. 178 00:10:20,514 --> 00:10:22,433 Doesn't sound cheesy at all. 179 00:10:22,934 --> 00:10:23,935 I get it. 180 00:10:26,354 --> 00:10:29,314 It's like there's this piece of you 181 00:10:29,315 --> 00:10:31,274 that you didn't even know was broken, 182 00:10:31,275 --> 00:10:32,360 and then... 183 00:10:34,028 --> 00:10:36,739 suddenly it's-- it's fixed. 184 00:10:38,407 --> 00:10:41,868 And you're-- you're staring at this stranger, 185 00:10:41,869 --> 00:10:44,872 this person you've never met before, 186 00:10:46,123 --> 00:10:47,291 and you know... 187 00:10:48,834 --> 00:10:50,670 that for the rest of your life, 188 00:10:51,546 --> 00:10:56,467 you will do whatever it takes to make this person happy. 189 00:11:01,847 --> 00:11:02,847 Right? 190 00:11:02,848 --> 00:11:04,641 - Yeah. - Yeah. 191 00:11:04,642 --> 00:11:06,143 Yeah, totally. 192 00:11:10,189 --> 00:11:12,983 Patrick, this food is unbelievable. Thank you. 193 00:11:12,984 --> 00:11:14,901 Thank you, Sergey. That's so nice of you. 194 00:11:14,902 --> 00:11:16,111 Um, I'm glad you like it. 195 00:11:16,112 --> 00:11:17,696 He spoils me. I swear I've gained 196 00:11:17,697 --> 00:11:19,865 like ten pounds since we started dating. 197 00:11:19,866 --> 00:11:23,244 - Only ten? - Shut the fuck up. Okay? 198 00:11:24,787 --> 00:11:27,290 So, Sergey, what kind of work do you do? 199 00:11:27,915 --> 00:11:33,087 Oh, you know, I have fingers in many pots. 200 00:11:34,755 --> 00:11:38,467 My hands are not clean, my friend. 201 00:11:39,010 --> 00:11:40,760 It's a... 202 00:11:40,761 --> 00:11:45,182 ...a very dirty business. 203 00:11:46,559 --> 00:11:47,727 Sergey seems-- 204 00:11:48,394 --> 00:11:49,811 He seems nice. 205 00:11:49,812 --> 00:11:50,896 Oh, yeah. 206 00:11:50,897 --> 00:11:54,066 He's got everything you want in a man. 207 00:11:54,650 --> 00:11:57,903 Yeah, he's rich, intelligent. 208 00:11:57,904 --> 00:11:59,988 He's got a beautiful wife. 209 00:11:59,989 --> 00:12:03,658 Wife? So, he-- Sergey's married? 210 00:12:03,659 --> 00:12:04,910 Mm-hmm. 211 00:12:04,911 --> 00:12:07,454 But you love-- you love each other? 212 00:12:07,455 --> 00:12:10,290 Love? No. No, no, no. 213 00:12:10,291 --> 00:12:14,211 He'd have to think of me as a human being first. 214 00:12:14,212 --> 00:12:15,963 I don't understand. 215 00:12:16,797 --> 00:12:19,550 I'm an accessory, like his fucking car. 216 00:12:20,468 --> 00:12:25,388 I wear what he wants. Eat what he wants. 217 00:12:25,389 --> 00:12:27,475 Fuck when he wants. 218 00:12:32,688 --> 00:12:34,190 Look who I'm talking to. 219 00:12:40,696 --> 00:12:42,365 Do you not like me, Kat? 220 00:12:45,159 --> 00:12:48,579 You know, it's not that I don't like you, Iris. 221 00:12:49,413 --> 00:12:51,290 It's the idea of you. 222 00:12:51,791 --> 00:12:53,459 You make me feel so... 223 00:12:55,711 --> 00:12:56,712 replaceable. 224 00:12:58,005 --> 00:12:59,340 Replaceable? 225 00:13:00,716 --> 00:13:03,386 Nobody could replace you, Kat. 226 00:13:03,928 --> 00:13:05,011 I mean, you're Kat. 227 00:13:05,012 --> 00:13:07,430 And you're so fearless. It's inspiring. 228 00:13:07,431 --> 00:13:09,266 I wish I could be more like you, but... 229 00:13:11,561 --> 00:13:13,437 ...you know, I wasn't built that way. 230 00:13:14,522 --> 00:13:15,773 I just... 231 00:13:16,732 --> 00:13:18,650 I feel like there's always something inside of me 232 00:13:18,651 --> 00:13:19,735 holding me back. 233 00:13:45,303 --> 00:13:47,429 No, no, no. 234 00:13:47,430 --> 00:13:48,514 ♪ Uh-huh ♪ 235 00:13:49,515 --> 00:13:50,516 Come on. 236 00:13:55,229 --> 00:13:56,230 ♪ Uh-huh ♪ 237 00:13:59,192 --> 00:14:00,483 Okay, get up, bitch. 238 00:14:00,484 --> 00:14:02,485 - Get up! Come on! - No. Oh, God. 239 00:14:02,486 --> 00:14:04,363 - Come on! - That's right. 240 00:14:05,031 --> 00:14:06,239 - You too. - What the fuck? 241 00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:07,616 Put that phone away and get up. 242 00:14:07,617 --> 00:14:09,284 - Okay. - Get your asses up. 243 00:14:09,285 --> 00:14:11,204 - Come on. - Come on! 244 00:14:59,126 --> 00:15:00,378 Iris, what are you doing? 245 00:15:24,902 --> 00:15:27,196 Ah! 246 00:15:41,294 --> 00:15:43,045 I'm so glad we did this. 247 00:15:44,755 --> 00:15:46,757 Being here with you is just perfect. 248 00:15:48,009 --> 00:15:49,010 Uh-huh. 249 00:15:50,553 --> 00:15:54,557 I'm sorry if I was being weird or mopey earlier. 250 00:15:57,727 --> 00:16:02,397 I just want you to be happy, Josh. That's all. 251 00:16:02,398 --> 00:16:04,066 Iris, go to sleep. 252 00:16:20,333 --> 00:16:22,585 It's such a gorgeous day out. 253 00:16:23,586 --> 00:16:24,921 Uh, what's the weather? 254 00:16:25,463 --> 00:16:27,047 It's currently 72 degrees 255 00:16:27,048 --> 00:16:29,799 with an 83% chance of rain in the evening. 256 00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:31,385 It never gets old. 257 00:16:37,767 --> 00:16:40,352 - You almost ready? - Oh, I'm sorry, babe. 258 00:16:40,353 --> 00:16:41,895 I think I need some time to shower 259 00:16:41,896 --> 00:16:43,563 and pound a few gallons of coffee. 260 00:16:43,564 --> 00:16:44,898 Why don't, uh-- 261 00:16:44,899 --> 00:16:47,025 Why don't you head down there by yourself? 262 00:16:47,026 --> 00:16:48,611 But it was your idea. 263 00:16:49,278 --> 00:16:52,280 You said you wanted a nice, relaxing morning by the lake. 264 00:16:52,281 --> 00:16:55,116 I know, but that's before the hangover caught up with me. 265 00:16:55,117 --> 00:16:57,453 Last night was a lot. 266 00:16:58,496 --> 00:16:59,997 You had fun though, right? 267 00:17:01,332 --> 00:17:02,959 Of course I did, Beep-Boop. 268 00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:05,294 Last night was incredible. 269 00:17:19,016 --> 00:17:20,433 You want me to wait? 270 00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:23,813 We could make the shower for two. 271 00:17:26,107 --> 00:17:28,401 Nah, no, no. That's okay. Um... 272 00:17:29,443 --> 00:17:30,528 You go on ahead. 273 00:17:31,404 --> 00:17:33,614 Enjoy as much of this gorgeous day as you can. 274 00:17:35,950 --> 00:17:37,367 - Okay. - Yeah. 275 00:17:37,368 --> 00:17:38,578 Hmm. 276 00:19:18,219 --> 00:19:19,427 Sorry? 277 00:19:19,428 --> 00:19:20,930 Means "good morning." 278 00:19:21,889 --> 00:19:23,266 Oh, yes. 279 00:19:24,308 --> 00:19:25,767 Dobroe utro to you too. 280 00:19:25,768 --> 00:19:28,728 Hey, your Russian is not bad. 281 00:19:28,729 --> 00:19:32,399 It is not good, but also it is not bad. 282 00:19:35,361 --> 00:19:36,362 Nice view. 283 00:19:43,786 --> 00:19:44,954 To love. 284 00:19:53,629 --> 00:19:54,713 Mmm. 285 00:19:54,714 --> 00:19:55,797 You like? 286 00:19:55,798 --> 00:19:58,301 I think I'm actually going to head back inside. 287 00:19:59,510 --> 00:20:00,510 So soon? 288 00:20:00,511 --> 00:20:01,970 Yeah... 289 00:20:01,971 --> 00:20:03,680 Josh wasn't feeling great this morning, 290 00:20:03,681 --> 00:20:05,140 so I think I should check in on him. 291 00:20:05,141 --> 00:20:07,976 Josh is big boy. He can take care of himself. 292 00:20:07,977 --> 00:20:09,979 Stay. Keep Sergey company. 293 00:20:11,606 --> 00:20:13,482 I really think I should see him. 294 00:20:15,651 --> 00:20:16,652 You... 295 00:20:18,070 --> 00:20:19,572 like lake house, yes? 296 00:20:21,407 --> 00:20:22,407 Yeah. 297 00:20:22,408 --> 00:20:25,035 You enjoy your time here? 298 00:20:25,036 --> 00:20:27,245 Mm-hmm. Yeah, very much. 299 00:20:27,246 --> 00:20:31,082 Then as guest, please stay. 300 00:20:31,083 --> 00:20:33,502 Keep this old Russian man company. 301 00:20:36,631 --> 00:20:38,715 - Okay. - Wonderful. 302 00:20:38,716 --> 00:20:39,800 Mmm. 303 00:20:49,936 --> 00:20:51,938 Oh. 304 00:20:53,397 --> 00:20:54,398 You mind? 305 00:20:55,608 --> 00:20:57,484 Just back and shoulders. 306 00:20:57,485 --> 00:20:59,402 - It's tough to reach. - Oh. 307 00:20:59,403 --> 00:21:01,447 Don't want to get too tan. 308 00:21:11,624 --> 00:21:12,625 Okay. 309 00:21:15,586 --> 00:21:16,587 Mmm. 310 00:21:20,091 --> 00:21:22,133 And shoulders, please. 311 00:21:22,134 --> 00:21:23,386 Okay. 312 00:21:38,276 --> 00:21:39,402 What are you doing? 313 00:21:41,195 --> 00:21:44,407 It's not problem. This Kat's idea. 314 00:21:44,949 --> 00:21:46,909 She tell Sergey you are down here. 315 00:21:47,451 --> 00:21:48,870 Give Sergey permission. 316 00:21:50,329 --> 00:21:52,163 Let go of my hand, please. 317 00:21:52,164 --> 00:21:55,041 This is what you do, yes? 318 00:21:55,042 --> 00:21:57,753 This is what you are for. 319 00:22:00,798 --> 00:22:02,216 - Mmm. - Please. 320 00:22:02,967 --> 00:22:04,093 Please stop. 321 00:22:06,596 --> 00:22:08,096 I was drunk. I mean, you-- 322 00:22:08,097 --> 00:22:09,139 Last night, it was crazy. 323 00:22:09,140 --> 00:22:10,181 You were extremely drunk. 324 00:22:10,182 --> 00:22:12,183 You were drunk too. Like, more drunk than I got. 325 00:22:12,184 --> 00:22:13,894 I don't really get drunk. It's like this gift. 326 00:22:13,895 --> 00:22:15,812 Like, people get bloated and stuff, and not me. 327 00:22:15,813 --> 00:22:17,939 - Like, never happens. - Never get bloated. 328 00:22:17,940 --> 00:22:19,983 Never. It's like I could drink and do whatever I want. 329 00:22:19,984 --> 00:22:22,194 - It's like you get dehydrated. - Yeah, just, like-- 330 00:22:22,195 --> 00:22:23,529 What the fuck? 331 00:22:24,405 --> 00:22:25,697 Oh, shit. 332 00:22:25,698 --> 00:22:28,576 Iris, what the fuck? 333 00:22:30,536 --> 00:22:31,953 I didn't mean to. He-- 334 00:22:33,039 --> 00:22:35,166 He forced himself on me. 335 00:22:35,708 --> 00:22:36,709 Who did? 336 00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:38,961 Sergey? 337 00:22:40,129 --> 00:22:41,379 Mmm. 338 00:22:41,380 --> 00:22:42,631 Please. 339 00:22:42,632 --> 00:22:45,384 Sergey just want little taste. 340 00:22:49,055 --> 00:22:50,973 I just wanted him to stop. 341 00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:54,936 Oh, God. Sergey. 342 00:22:57,980 --> 00:23:01,608 Iris. Hey, look at me. Look at me. Talk me through it. 343 00:23:01,609 --> 00:23:02,777 What happened? 344 00:23:03,528 --> 00:23:05,321 I-- 345 00:23:09,492 --> 00:23:10,576 I said stop! 346 00:23:14,914 --> 00:23:16,332 I didn't have a choice. 347 00:23:24,632 --> 00:23:25,716 Sergey? 348 00:23:41,023 --> 00:23:44,150 He wouldn't let go. He was choking me, Josh. 349 00:23:48,030 --> 00:23:49,281 And then I-- 350 00:23:49,282 --> 00:23:50,866 And then you what, Iris? Then you what? 351 00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:57,205 He was trying to kill me, 352 00:23:57,206 --> 00:23:58,415 and the only thing I could think about 353 00:23:58,416 --> 00:23:59,583 was that if he did kill me, 354 00:23:59,584 --> 00:24:01,167 I'd never get to see you again, 355 00:24:01,168 --> 00:24:03,879 and that hurt so much more than the pain of being choked! 356 00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:05,422 I wouldn't let that happen. 357 00:24:05,423 --> 00:24:06,798 I couldn't let him take me away from you. 358 00:24:06,799 --> 00:24:08,800 I love you so much! 359 00:24:08,801 --> 00:24:10,177 Iris, go to sleep. 360 00:24:21,647 --> 00:24:23,399 Okay. Don't forget her ankles, okay? 361 00:24:23,900 --> 00:24:25,066 Okay. 362 00:24:25,067 --> 00:24:26,568 Are you sure this is gonna hold? 363 00:24:26,569 --> 00:24:28,111 Yeah, no, it's fine. 364 00:24:28,112 --> 00:24:29,571 She's not superhuman or anything. 365 00:24:29,572 --> 00:24:31,782 She's only as strong as they want her to be. 366 00:24:54,555 --> 00:24:55,765 Handcuff knot. 367 00:24:58,684 --> 00:25:00,519 - Hey. - Hey. 368 00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:01,853 How's she doing? 369 00:25:01,854 --> 00:25:04,272 She's asleep. I gave her two Xanax. 370 00:25:04,273 --> 00:25:06,566 Xanaxes? Xani? 371 00:25:06,567 --> 00:25:08,944 - Whatever, she's asleep. - Okay, good. Good. 372 00:25:08,945 --> 00:25:10,488 So... 373 00:25:11,989 --> 00:25:12,989 what do we do now? 374 00:25:12,990 --> 00:25:14,866 Uh, I mean, the only thing we can do. 375 00:25:14,867 --> 00:25:17,244 We call the cops. We tell them everything. 376 00:25:17,245 --> 00:25:18,453 Right, yeah. 377 00:25:18,454 --> 00:25:20,540 - Yeah. - But what about... 378 00:25:21,874 --> 00:25:25,586 Well, uh, obviously I'll need to, uh, you know. 379 00:25:26,796 --> 00:25:28,505 I just don't understand how this could have happened. 380 00:25:28,506 --> 00:25:30,173 Don't they have safeguards for this kind of shit? 381 00:25:30,174 --> 00:25:31,509 I have no idea. 382 00:25:32,051 --> 00:25:33,886 Like a glitch maybe? 383 00:25:34,637 --> 00:25:35,721 Yeah. 384 00:25:38,015 --> 00:25:40,893 Okay. Okay, so... 385 00:25:42,311 --> 00:25:44,187 I'll call the cops, and you will... 386 00:25:44,188 --> 00:25:46,147 - Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah. Yeah. 387 00:25:46,148 --> 00:25:49,109 Sorry, do you mind, um, taking it outside? 388 00:25:49,110 --> 00:25:52,697 Just 'cause... I-- I wanna say goodbye. 389 00:25:54,949 --> 00:25:55,949 Yeah. 390 00:25:55,950 --> 00:25:57,660 - Yeah, buddy. Sure. - Yeah, thanks. 391 00:26:07,753 --> 00:26:08,920 Iris, wake up. 392 00:26:08,921 --> 00:26:10,005 ...be lost without you! 393 00:26:10,006 --> 00:26:12,632 Hey, hey, hey. Hey, it's okay. You're okay. 394 00:26:12,633 --> 00:26:14,759 - You're okay. I'm here. Hey. - Josh. 395 00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:16,344 Listen to me. 396 00:26:16,345 --> 00:26:19,723 Wait. Why are my hands tied? Why are my hands tied, Josh? 397 00:26:19,724 --> 00:26:22,100 Iris. We didn't have a choice. We didn't have a choice. 398 00:26:22,101 --> 00:26:23,894 You murdered Sergey. You remember? 399 00:26:23,895 --> 00:26:24,811 No, no, no, no. 400 00:26:24,812 --> 00:26:26,563 It was self-defense. He was gonna kill me. 401 00:26:26,564 --> 00:26:28,607 He was gonna kill me. You gotta believe me. 402 00:26:28,608 --> 00:26:30,192 No, I believe you, Iris. 403 00:26:30,193 --> 00:26:32,028 I mean, you couldn't lie to me even if you wanted to. 404 00:26:32,737 --> 00:26:33,737 What? 405 00:26:33,738 --> 00:26:37,200 It's, um, part of your programming. 406 00:26:38,075 --> 00:26:40,578 Programming? What the hell are you talking about? 407 00:26:42,121 --> 00:26:43,580 Okay, um... 408 00:26:43,581 --> 00:26:45,999 Sorry, there's just no delicate way to say this. 409 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:50,086 So, I'm just gonna rip the Band-Aid right off. 410 00:26:52,006 --> 00:26:53,424 You're a robot. 411 00:26:56,636 --> 00:26:57,636 I'm... 412 00:26:57,637 --> 00:26:59,013 A robot. 413 00:27:00,681 --> 00:27:05,228 More specifically, you're a companion robot. 414 00:27:06,479 --> 00:27:09,105 A companion robot? 415 00:27:09,106 --> 00:27:11,025 Yeah, it's like a, um... 416 00:27:11,984 --> 00:27:14,736 I hate the word "fuckbot." 417 00:27:14,737 --> 00:27:17,532 Um, 'cause you do so much more than that, but, uh... 418 00:27:18,824 --> 00:27:21,369 You're an emotional support robot... 419 00:27:22,703 --> 00:27:23,871 that fucks. 420 00:27:25,623 --> 00:27:26,706 You're joking, right? 421 00:27:26,707 --> 00:27:28,708 - This is just a sick-- - Iris, what's the weather? 422 00:27:28,709 --> 00:27:29,793 It's currently 72 degrees 423 00:27:29,794 --> 00:27:32,213 with an 83% chance of rain in the evening. 424 00:27:36,467 --> 00:27:37,300 - Are-- - Hmm. 425 00:27:37,301 --> 00:27:39,135 Are you still not convinced? 426 00:27:39,136 --> 00:27:40,846 Yeah, okay, uh... 427 00:27:42,098 --> 00:27:43,139 Let's see. 428 00:27:43,140 --> 00:27:44,975 Iris, do you know any foreign languages? 429 00:27:44,976 --> 00:27:47,477 Can you speak, say, Spanish? 430 00:27:47,478 --> 00:27:49,981 Josh, you know no sé hablar español. 431 00:27:51,524 --> 00:27:52,524 ¿Qué? 432 00:27:52,525 --> 00:27:54,359 How about Chinese? 433 00:27:56,529 --> 00:27:57,696 Do I need to keep going? 434 00:27:57,697 --> 00:27:59,197 'Cause I can go, uh... 435 00:27:59,198 --> 00:28:01,533 I can do Portuguese. I can do Korean. 436 00:28:01,534 --> 00:28:02,785 I can do, uh... 437 00:28:03,870 --> 00:28:06,371 I don't know what Telugu is, but apparently you speak it. 438 00:28:06,372 --> 00:28:08,249 I don't-- I don't understand. 439 00:28:08,791 --> 00:28:09,958 I-- 440 00:28:09,959 --> 00:28:11,418 No, no, no. I have memories. 441 00:28:11,419 --> 00:28:14,963 Uh, uh... College. Uh, summer jobs. I've-- 442 00:28:14,964 --> 00:28:17,424 I've been to Japan. Twice. 443 00:28:17,425 --> 00:28:18,800 Okay, so what those are-- 444 00:28:18,801 --> 00:28:19,885 Those are, um... 445 00:28:19,886 --> 00:28:22,304 They're like outlines of memories. 446 00:28:22,305 --> 00:28:25,891 You know, just enough to give you a little, uh, backstory. 447 00:28:25,892 --> 00:28:28,101 The-- The-- The day we met in the grocery store. 448 00:28:28,102 --> 00:28:31,771 You and the oranges. That is not an outline of a memory. 449 00:28:31,772 --> 00:28:33,648 Yeah, it's fake. Never happened. 450 00:28:33,649 --> 00:28:34,733 I just randomly picked it 451 00:28:34,734 --> 00:28:36,151 from a drop-down list of meet-cutes. 452 00:28:36,152 --> 00:28:38,862 It could've been anywhere. It could've been dog park, 453 00:28:38,863 --> 00:28:42,033 a bookstore, farmer's market. 454 00:28:44,118 --> 00:28:45,411 It never happened? 455 00:28:46,537 --> 00:28:48,079 Okay, do, um-- 456 00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:51,000 Do you wanna know how we met? Like, how we really met? 457 00:28:56,547 --> 00:28:58,341 Hey. Josh Beeman? 458 00:28:58,883 --> 00:29:00,675 - Yeah, that's me. - Okay. 459 00:29:00,676 --> 00:29:02,178 - Yeah, come on in. - Thank you. 460 00:29:09,185 --> 00:29:10,186 Sorry. 461 00:29:11,604 --> 00:29:12,813 How you doing? 462 00:29:17,026 --> 00:29:18,985 Okay, this is the user agreement. 463 00:29:18,986 --> 00:29:20,111 - Okay. - Just give it a read 464 00:29:20,112 --> 00:29:22,156 and then sign at the bottom when you're done. 465 00:29:22,907 --> 00:29:23,908 Um... 466 00:29:30,665 --> 00:29:31,998 So, um, what do I do 467 00:29:31,999 --> 00:29:35,336 when she, like, boots up or whatever? 468 00:29:35,836 --> 00:29:37,712 Well, once she's done syncing with your phone, 469 00:29:37,713 --> 00:29:39,465 you'll need to create a love link. 470 00:29:40,049 --> 00:29:41,967 - Love link? - Yeah. It establishes 471 00:29:41,968 --> 00:29:44,262 the emotional connection between you and... 472 00:29:46,639 --> 00:29:47,931 Iris. 473 00:29:47,932 --> 00:29:50,058 Just follow the vocal prompts when she wakes up. 474 00:29:50,059 --> 00:29:51,477 It's all pretty intuitive. 475 00:29:54,230 --> 00:29:57,315 Do they-- Do they know that they're robots? 476 00:29:57,316 --> 00:29:58,400 Not at all. 477 00:29:58,401 --> 00:30:01,444 She'll be so fixated on you, your wants, your needs, 478 00:30:01,445 --> 00:30:02,821 that'll never even occur to her. 479 00:30:02,822 --> 00:30:04,614 The whole experience is customizable. 480 00:30:04,615 --> 00:30:06,992 You can change her voice, eye color, intelligence, 481 00:30:06,993 --> 00:30:09,828 and if you ever wanna revert back to her factory settings, 482 00:30:09,829 --> 00:30:12,247 there is a thumbprint sensor behind her right ear. 483 00:30:12,248 --> 00:30:14,374 Just hold your thumb there for five seconds, 484 00:30:14,375 --> 00:30:15,458 she'll reset. 485 00:30:15,459 --> 00:30:18,253 You can-- You can change their intelligence? 486 00:30:18,254 --> 00:30:19,629 Yeah, but don't worry. 487 00:30:19,630 --> 00:30:22,173 There's about a billion government regulations 488 00:30:22,174 --> 00:30:23,550 that force us to limit 489 00:30:23,551 --> 00:30:25,260 how strong and smart they can be. 490 00:30:25,261 --> 00:30:27,387 A hundred-percent intelligence would be the equivalent 491 00:30:27,388 --> 00:30:28,513 of an Ivy League grad. 492 00:30:28,514 --> 00:30:31,726 Zero percent would be a mindless automaton. 493 00:30:32,268 --> 00:30:34,436 It really just depends on what kind of partner you want. 494 00:30:34,437 --> 00:30:37,189 She can't lie. So if you ask her a question, 495 00:30:37,190 --> 00:30:39,149 she literally has to tell you the truth. 496 00:30:39,150 --> 00:30:41,193 And for obvious reasons, her programming prevents her 497 00:30:41,194 --> 00:30:43,195 from causing harm to humans, animals, 498 00:30:43,196 --> 00:30:45,322 or other companions. Trust me, Mr. Beeman. 499 00:30:45,323 --> 00:30:46,948 You have nothing to worry about. 500 00:30:46,949 --> 00:30:49,242 Iris is completely docile. 501 00:30:49,243 --> 00:30:51,996 She's yours to do whatever you want with. 502 00:31:20,483 --> 00:31:23,360 To establish love link, please place your face 503 00:31:23,361 --> 00:31:26,113 within three feet of my field of vision. 504 00:31:41,671 --> 00:31:44,090 Please say your name. 505 00:31:46,884 --> 00:31:49,261 Josh Beeman. 506 00:31:52,765 --> 00:31:54,350 Thank you, Josh Beeman. 507 00:32:14,871 --> 00:32:16,789 Love link established. 508 00:32:28,342 --> 00:32:29,427 Hey, you. 509 00:32:31,637 --> 00:32:32,638 H-Hi. 510 00:32:35,808 --> 00:32:37,059 Um... 511 00:32:39,353 --> 00:32:40,354 Uh... 512 00:32:41,981 --> 00:32:42,815 So... 513 00:32:43,399 --> 00:32:45,775 Oh, my God. Oh, fuck. 514 00:32:45,776 --> 00:32:46,861 Oh, fuck! 515 00:32:48,571 --> 00:32:49,572 Oh, God! 516 00:32:53,951 --> 00:32:55,369 I don't understand. 517 00:32:56,829 --> 00:32:58,747 I feel things. 518 00:32:58,748 --> 00:33:02,793 Anger, guilt, sadness. I-- 519 00:33:04,420 --> 00:33:06,755 I know what pain feels like. 520 00:33:06,756 --> 00:33:08,174 It's programming. 521 00:33:09,091 --> 00:33:10,884 It's just a way to make you seem more real. 522 00:33:10,885 --> 00:33:13,470 Everything you do, your whole life, 523 00:33:13,471 --> 00:33:15,348 it's just an imitation of a life. 524 00:33:17,266 --> 00:33:20,227 There-- There we go. Perfect. Okay. 525 00:33:20,228 --> 00:33:22,771 This is just water. 526 00:33:22,772 --> 00:33:25,357 You know, it's from a reservoir in your body. 527 00:33:25,358 --> 00:33:26,651 It's like wiper fluid. 528 00:33:27,235 --> 00:33:29,819 I get it topped off every time I take you in to get serviced. 529 00:33:29,820 --> 00:33:31,071 Oh, God. I'm gonna be sick. 530 00:33:31,072 --> 00:33:32,532 No, you're not! 531 00:33:34,075 --> 00:33:35,242 Iris, it's programming. 532 00:33:35,243 --> 00:33:37,453 Stop saying that! 533 00:33:39,747 --> 00:33:42,249 Yeah, you're right. You're right. I'm sorry. 534 00:33:42,250 --> 00:33:44,335 I know this must be a lot to process. 535 00:33:56,639 --> 00:33:57,974 Okay. 536 00:34:00,476 --> 00:34:01,561 Okay, what? 537 00:34:02,144 --> 00:34:03,396 I'm not real. 538 00:34:05,982 --> 00:34:07,483 But I'm still yours. 539 00:34:08,609 --> 00:34:11,696 We can get through this. We can go back home. 540 00:34:12,237 --> 00:34:14,072 I'll do whatever you want. 541 00:34:15,032 --> 00:34:18,034 I'll cook for you, wait on you, make love to you. 542 00:34:20,371 --> 00:34:21,745 I can make you happy, Josh. 543 00:34:21,746 --> 00:34:24,708 I can make you so, so, so, so happy. 544 00:34:27,295 --> 00:34:28,378 No. 545 00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:31,340 I'm sorry, Iris. That can't happen. 546 00:34:32,007 --> 00:34:33,259 Why not? 547 00:34:33,885 --> 00:34:35,845 Uh, what are you doing? 548 00:34:37,889 --> 00:34:39,138 - Nothing, okay? - What the fuck 549 00:34:39,139 --> 00:34:40,140 are you waiting for? 550 00:34:40,141 --> 00:34:41,808 - Shut her down already. - Shut me down? 551 00:34:41,809 --> 00:34:44,644 - Fuck, Kat. Jesus Christ! - What is she talking about? 552 00:34:44,645 --> 00:34:46,562 - Shut me down? Josh! - Nothing, nothing. Just-- 553 00:34:46,563 --> 00:34:48,439 Will you excuse me for a second, Iris? 554 00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:49,524 Josh! Please! 555 00:34:49,525 --> 00:34:51,151 - Dude. - No, come on. 556 00:34:51,152 --> 00:34:52,403 Josh! 557 00:34:53,446 --> 00:34:55,114 Josh. 558 00:35:02,413 --> 00:35:03,830 You can't do that, Kat. 559 00:35:03,831 --> 00:35:05,665 You can't tell a robot you're gonna shut it down. 560 00:35:05,666 --> 00:35:08,376 That's, like, not cool at all. 561 00:35:08,377 --> 00:35:11,087 Well, okay, I don't like surprises, Josh. 562 00:35:11,088 --> 00:35:13,340 This was not part of the plan. 563 00:35:13,341 --> 00:35:15,592 Look, I know, and I'm sorry, but I mean, 564 00:35:15,593 --> 00:35:17,260 considering everything she's done for us, 565 00:35:17,261 --> 00:35:19,472 I figured she was at least owed an explanation. 566 00:35:20,431 --> 00:35:21,432 And-- 567 00:35:21,933 --> 00:35:23,558 Okay, look, I wanted to say goodbye. 568 00:35:23,559 --> 00:35:24,643 Are you kidding? 569 00:35:24,644 --> 00:35:27,771 She's a piece of plastic that you have sex with. 570 00:35:27,772 --> 00:35:28,688 Ugh. 571 00:35:28,689 --> 00:35:31,316 Saying goodbye to her is like saying goodbye 572 00:35:31,317 --> 00:35:33,026 to the sock you jerk off in. 573 00:35:33,027 --> 00:35:34,654 Okay, she's not a sock. 574 00:35:37,490 --> 00:35:39,324 The plan hasn't changed, Kat. 575 00:35:39,325 --> 00:35:41,326 I'm just adding one tiny, extra step. 576 00:35:41,327 --> 00:35:43,745 Just a final farewell. And then I will switch 577 00:35:43,746 --> 00:35:45,205 all of her settings back to normal. 578 00:35:45,206 --> 00:35:48,083 And then, yeah, I'll shut her down permanently. 579 00:35:48,084 --> 00:35:49,793 - And then? - And then nothing. 580 00:35:49,794 --> 00:35:51,294 Then we crack open a bottle of champagne, 581 00:35:51,295 --> 00:35:52,796 and we wait for the cops to show up. 582 00:35:55,049 --> 00:35:56,509 I mean, the hard part's over. 583 00:35:57,885 --> 00:35:59,302 Which, by the way, 584 00:35:59,303 --> 00:36:01,012 like, holy fucking shit! Right? 585 00:36:01,013 --> 00:36:03,473 I mean, you plan, and you plan, you plan, 586 00:36:03,474 --> 00:36:05,058 and you, like, know it's gonna happen, 587 00:36:05,059 --> 00:36:06,726 but then, like, it happens, and you're like, 588 00:36:06,727 --> 00:36:08,437 "Holy fucking shit!" 589 00:36:09,647 --> 00:36:11,022 I mean, we did it! 590 00:36:11,023 --> 00:36:13,442 We did it. We, like, fucking did it. 591 00:36:16,070 --> 00:36:18,071 All-- All right, all right. That's-- That's good. 592 00:36:18,072 --> 00:36:19,823 - That's enough. - Okay, yeah, sorry. Right. 593 00:36:19,824 --> 00:36:22,034 Sorry. I still just can't believe it. 594 00:36:22,535 --> 00:36:24,661 Yeah, I know. It's so crazy. 595 00:36:24,662 --> 00:36:26,204 What the fuck is going on with you? 596 00:36:26,205 --> 00:36:27,706 Why are you not as excited as I am? 597 00:36:27,707 --> 00:36:30,334 No, I am. I'm excited. It's, um... 598 00:36:30,877 --> 00:36:33,421 It's just-- It's just the Xanax Eli gave me. 599 00:36:33,921 --> 00:36:35,130 You actually took it? 600 00:36:35,131 --> 00:36:38,217 It's a Xanax, Josh. I'm not gonna not take it. 601 00:36:42,013 --> 00:36:44,390 Hey, Beep-Boop. Look, I'm so sorry about that. 602 00:36:45,141 --> 00:36:46,726 Everything's gonna be okay. We're-- 603 00:36:48,811 --> 00:36:50,313 What are you doing? 604 00:36:50,980 --> 00:36:52,230 Oh, fuck. Iris, go to s-- 605 00:36:55,943 --> 00:36:57,028 Help! 606 00:36:59,405 --> 00:37:01,281 Baby, I'm so sorry. 607 00:37:10,416 --> 00:37:11,416 He'll need an ice pack, 608 00:37:11,417 --> 00:37:13,418 and if there's any swelling, shortness of breath, 609 00:37:13,419 --> 00:37:15,462 wheezing, agitation or drowsiness, 610 00:37:15,463 --> 00:37:17,505 take him to the emergency room, okay? 611 00:37:17,506 --> 00:37:18,591 Um... 612 00:37:19,342 --> 00:37:20,675 okay. 613 00:37:20,676 --> 00:37:23,721 Yeah, she's tied up inside, so she's not going anywhere. 614 00:37:25,389 --> 00:37:26,431 Mm-hmm. 615 00:37:26,432 --> 00:37:28,099 Eli. Eli, Iris is-- 616 00:37:28,100 --> 00:37:30,060 Baby, I'm on the phone. I can't hear. 617 00:37:40,196 --> 00:37:41,864 What's that? What am I looking at? 618 00:37:42,406 --> 00:37:43,241 A mod. 619 00:37:43,866 --> 00:37:44,741 A mod? 620 00:37:44,742 --> 00:37:46,661 And what does it mod? 621 00:37:48,746 --> 00:37:49,830 Iris. 622 00:37:50,456 --> 00:37:52,791 Gives me access to parts of her programming 623 00:37:52,792 --> 00:37:55,127 that you're not typically given access to. 624 00:37:56,254 --> 00:38:00,258 I'm sorry. Did you jailbreak your sexbot? 625 00:38:00,883 --> 00:38:02,093 What did you do to her? 626 00:38:02,677 --> 00:38:04,636 I bumped up her aggression 627 00:38:04,637 --> 00:38:07,055 and her self-defense functions. 628 00:38:07,056 --> 00:38:09,474 And I turned off the programming 629 00:38:09,475 --> 00:38:12,186 that prevents her from doing harm. 630 00:38:12,770 --> 00:38:15,355 But she escaped before I had the chance to reset her. 631 00:38:15,356 --> 00:38:18,233 So if Empathix finds her before we do, 632 00:38:18,234 --> 00:38:19,693 then they'll know she was tampered with, 633 00:38:19,694 --> 00:38:21,528 and then we're fucked. 634 00:38:21,529 --> 00:38:23,364 Wait, so does that mean that-- 635 00:38:25,157 --> 00:38:26,241 Did you kill Sergey? 636 00:38:26,242 --> 00:38:27,826 No. No, no, no. Iris killed Sergey. 637 00:38:27,827 --> 00:38:29,744 - Thank God. - We just gave her 638 00:38:29,745 --> 00:38:31,121 - a little push. - Oh, my God. 639 00:38:31,122 --> 00:38:32,539 - Wait, Eli. Eli, you-- - Oh, my God. 640 00:38:32,540 --> 00:38:34,875 You have to understand, Eli. Sergey was a bad dude. 641 00:38:34,876 --> 00:38:36,793 He was mixed up in all kinds of fucked-up shit, 642 00:38:36,794 --> 00:38:39,838 like drugs and guns and, like, human trafficking. 643 00:38:39,839 --> 00:38:41,548 Not to mention a terrible boyfriend. 644 00:38:41,549 --> 00:38:43,091 - Yeah, just the worst! - Why? 645 00:38:43,092 --> 00:38:44,676 I don't know! Who's to say what makes people 646 00:38:44,677 --> 00:38:45,594 do bad things? 647 00:38:45,595 --> 00:38:47,345 It could have something to do with his upbringing. 648 00:38:47,346 --> 00:38:48,930 No, dick. Why did you do it? 649 00:38:48,931 --> 00:38:50,307 Oh. 650 00:38:50,308 --> 00:38:51,559 Right. Sorry. Um... 651 00:38:54,312 --> 00:38:55,313 Well... 652 00:39:03,738 --> 00:39:05,573 - You remember the code? - Of course. 653 00:39:06,157 --> 00:39:09,492 Stalin's birthday. It's his code for everything. 654 00:39:18,961 --> 00:39:19,962 I see. 655 00:39:20,588 --> 00:39:22,256 How-- How-- How much is that? 656 00:39:22,798 --> 00:39:25,259 Um, just over 12 million. 657 00:39:29,639 --> 00:39:32,098 Oh, goddamn it. That smells so fucking good. 658 00:39:35,228 --> 00:39:36,312 Wait. 659 00:39:37,522 --> 00:39:41,526 If this whole trip was a setup to get Iris to kill Sergey, 660 00:39:42,568 --> 00:39:44,612 why did you have Patrick and I tag along? 661 00:39:45,821 --> 00:39:47,490 To corroborate our story. 662 00:39:47,990 --> 00:39:50,534 I mean, we figured it'd be an easier sell 663 00:39:50,535 --> 00:39:52,118 with more witnesses. 664 00:39:52,119 --> 00:39:54,621 Oh. So, we were just a couple of stooges, huh? 665 00:39:54,622 --> 00:39:55,705 - No. - Nice. 666 00:39:55,706 --> 00:39:58,708 Technically, yes, but that was the old plan. 667 00:39:58,709 --> 00:39:59,961 New plan... 668 00:40:02,088 --> 00:40:03,089 you get a cut. 669 00:40:03,714 --> 00:40:04,882 Even three-way split. 670 00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:08,510 You mean four-way split. 671 00:40:08,511 --> 00:40:10,805 No. I mean three-way. 672 00:40:11,681 --> 00:40:13,557 But there's four of us. 673 00:40:13,558 --> 00:40:15,225 You're-- You're kidding. 674 00:40:15,226 --> 00:40:16,476 He's-- He's kidding. 675 00:40:16,477 --> 00:40:18,687 You, me, Kat, Patrick. 676 00:40:18,688 --> 00:40:19,896 - Eli... - Josh... 677 00:40:19,897 --> 00:40:20,981 Patrick doesn't count. 678 00:40:20,982 --> 00:40:22,357 - Are you fucking-- - Wow. 679 00:40:22,358 --> 00:40:24,234 - Right in front of him? Nice. - I-- 680 00:40:24,235 --> 00:40:26,194 I'm so sorry, baby. I'm sorry you had to hear that. 681 00:40:26,195 --> 00:40:27,279 That's okay. I don't mind. 682 00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:28,823 Patrick, go to sleep. 683 00:40:29,574 --> 00:40:30,699 What the fuck, dude? 684 00:40:30,700 --> 00:40:32,242 You trying to sabotage my relationship? 685 00:40:32,243 --> 00:40:34,911 No! Of course not, man. I know how much Patrick means to you. 686 00:40:34,912 --> 00:40:36,371 God knows you could have traded him in 687 00:40:36,372 --> 00:40:37,747 for a newer model, like, many times. 688 00:40:37,748 --> 00:40:39,249 Are you fucking robo-shaming me? 689 00:40:39,250 --> 00:40:40,917 I am not robo-shaming you. 690 00:40:40,918 --> 00:40:43,211 I-- I like Patrick, but he's not getting a cut. 691 00:40:43,212 --> 00:40:44,713 You're lucky you're getting anything 692 00:40:44,714 --> 00:40:46,131 considering you contributed jack shit. 693 00:40:46,132 --> 00:40:47,841 What the fuck did you contribute, huh? 694 00:40:47,842 --> 00:40:48,925 Iris did everything. 695 00:40:48,926 --> 00:40:50,260 I planted the knife in her pocket. 696 00:40:50,261 --> 00:40:52,304 - I had to practice that. - The knife? 697 00:40:52,305 --> 00:40:53,930 That was probably the most flimsiest part 698 00:40:53,931 --> 00:40:55,307 of the plan, actually, to be honest. 699 00:40:55,308 --> 00:40:56,433 How did you know she'd find it? 700 00:40:56,434 --> 00:40:57,350 I don't know. 701 00:40:57,351 --> 00:40:58,810 I've never orchestrated a murder before. 702 00:40:58,811 --> 00:40:59,853 It's fucking hard. 703 00:40:59,854 --> 00:41:01,188 - Clearly. - Okay! 704 00:41:02,690 --> 00:41:04,691 - Eli. - Yeah? 705 00:41:04,692 --> 00:41:07,986 We're offering you four million dollars. 706 00:41:07,987 --> 00:41:09,905 And all you have to do is help us 707 00:41:09,906 --> 00:41:12,282 find one little robot girl in the woods. 708 00:41:15,661 --> 00:41:17,120 That's not a bad deal. 709 00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:31,594 Fine. 710 00:41:32,803 --> 00:41:35,223 But I call dibs on the gun. 711 00:41:37,558 --> 00:41:38,558 Eli. 712 00:41:38,559 --> 00:41:40,143 We're not gonna need that. 713 00:41:40,144 --> 00:41:41,561 I mean, all I have to do is get close enough 714 00:41:41,562 --> 00:41:42,646 to put her to sleep 715 00:41:42,647 --> 00:41:44,773 and grab my phone and wipe the mod from her system. 716 00:41:44,774 --> 00:41:46,066 So we're fine. 717 00:41:46,067 --> 00:41:47,235 She has your phone? 718 00:41:48,736 --> 00:41:49,737 Yeah. 719 00:41:52,657 --> 00:41:54,033 Does she know your passcode? 720 00:41:57,161 --> 00:42:00,414 Josh, does she know your passcode? 721 00:42:01,499 --> 00:42:04,001 Yeah. I mean, she knows everything about me. 722 00:42:05,711 --> 00:42:07,630 Yeah, then we're definitely gonna need this. 723 00:42:10,633 --> 00:42:12,717 Patrick, wake up. 724 00:42:12,718 --> 00:42:14,010 - Hey, baby. - Hey. 725 00:42:14,011 --> 00:42:15,720 We're going robot hunting. 726 00:42:15,721 --> 00:42:16,846 Oh, okay. 727 00:42:16,847 --> 00:42:17,932 - Fun, huh? - Fun. 728 00:42:19,350 --> 00:42:20,351 Josh. 729 00:42:21,853 --> 00:42:23,437 What can she do with your phone? 730 00:42:54,468 --> 00:42:55,469 Hello. 731 00:42:57,305 --> 00:42:58,306 Hello. 732 00:43:00,933 --> 00:43:01,934 Hello. 733 00:43:12,069 --> 00:43:13,404 Wow, Josh. 734 00:43:44,977 --> 00:43:47,604 Goddamn it, Josh. We've been walking for-fucking-ever. 735 00:43:47,605 --> 00:43:50,357 Isn't there like a "find my fuckbot" app you can use? 736 00:43:50,358 --> 00:43:52,526 Yeah, there is. But guess what. 737 00:43:52,527 --> 00:43:53,735 It's on my fucking phone. 738 00:43:53,736 --> 00:43:55,946 - Goddamn it, Josh. - Will you stop yelling? 739 00:43:55,947 --> 00:43:57,656 We know the general direction she was going. 740 00:43:57,657 --> 00:43:58,865 We just need to-- 741 00:43:58,866 --> 00:44:00,200 Why don't we just split up? 742 00:44:00,201 --> 00:44:02,911 That way, we can kind of attack her from... 743 00:44:02,912 --> 00:44:04,579 two different angles, you know? 744 00:44:04,580 --> 00:44:05,497 Like a pincer-- 745 00:44:05,498 --> 00:44:07,290 - Hit her-- What are you doing? - I don't know. 746 00:44:07,291 --> 00:44:09,794 Eli and Patrick, you guys go that way. 747 00:44:10,294 --> 00:44:12,546 Kat and I, we're gonna go this way. Okay? 748 00:44:12,547 --> 00:44:14,006 Kat and you will go that way? 749 00:44:18,719 --> 00:44:19,803 Are you guys fucking? 750 00:44:19,804 --> 00:44:21,221 - Gross. - No, of course not-- 751 00:44:21,222 --> 00:44:22,139 "Gross"? 752 00:44:29,522 --> 00:44:31,065 Okay. 753 00:44:31,691 --> 00:44:34,150 What now, Iris? Think. 754 00:44:34,151 --> 00:44:37,154 Use that extra 60% intelligence. 755 00:44:38,489 --> 00:44:39,823 Just need to get back home, 756 00:44:39,824 --> 00:44:42,200 grab some clothes, money, clean yourself up. 757 00:44:42,201 --> 00:44:43,452 How do you do that? 758 00:44:46,455 --> 00:44:50,792 You could work your way back to the main road. 759 00:44:50,793 --> 00:44:52,086 Hitch a ride. 760 00:44:55,464 --> 00:44:56,632 What the fuck? 761 00:44:59,343 --> 00:45:00,761 Okay, no hitchhiking. 762 00:45:03,723 --> 00:45:05,725 You could go on foot. 763 00:45:06,225 --> 00:45:08,393 It's hundreds of miles across difficult terrain. 764 00:45:08,394 --> 00:45:09,311 It could take days. 765 00:45:09,312 --> 00:45:10,730 And by the time you get back... 766 00:45:13,399 --> 00:45:14,650 Welcome home, Beep-Boop. 767 00:45:17,486 --> 00:45:18,654 Yeah, no walking. 768 00:45:22,033 --> 00:45:23,534 You got Josh's phone. 769 00:45:25,119 --> 00:45:26,954 The phone controls you. 770 00:45:28,998 --> 00:45:30,499 But it also controls... 771 00:45:36,088 --> 00:45:37,380 Good afternoon. 772 00:45:37,381 --> 00:45:38,840 Where would you like to go today? 773 00:45:38,841 --> 00:45:40,008 Home, please. 774 00:45:40,009 --> 00:45:41,177 Driving home. 775 00:45:42,053 --> 00:45:45,305 And might I add, this is a terrific plan, Iris. 776 00:45:45,306 --> 00:45:46,390 Aw. 777 00:45:47,099 --> 00:45:48,517 Thank you, Josh's car. 778 00:45:52,021 --> 00:45:54,689 All you gotta do is backtrack through the woods, 779 00:45:54,690 --> 00:45:56,107 get to the lake house 780 00:45:56,108 --> 00:45:58,068 without Josh or his friends murdering you, 781 00:45:58,069 --> 00:45:59,153 and you're home free. 782 00:46:04,825 --> 00:46:06,159 Where'd you find it? 783 00:46:06,160 --> 00:46:07,744 In his closet. 784 00:46:07,745 --> 00:46:09,454 Like, who are you hunting, Sergey? 785 00:46:09,455 --> 00:46:10,622 It looks good on you. 786 00:46:10,623 --> 00:46:11,540 Thanks, babe. 787 00:46:11,541 --> 00:46:14,042 You look good in everything. You really do. 788 00:46:14,043 --> 00:46:15,627 I swear, you can pull everything off. 789 00:46:15,628 --> 00:46:16,836 Like, any kind of vest-- 790 00:46:18,172 --> 00:46:19,257 What? 791 00:46:19,757 --> 00:46:21,092 You hear that? 792 00:46:22,510 --> 00:46:23,511 No. What is it? 793 00:46:25,012 --> 00:46:28,432 It's the sound of me realizing how fucking stupid this is. 794 00:46:28,975 --> 00:46:30,475 You don't think we'll find her? 795 00:46:30,476 --> 00:46:32,352 I don't know, and, actually, I don't care. 796 00:46:32,353 --> 00:46:34,396 Just let Josh and Kat deal with her. 797 00:46:34,397 --> 00:46:35,605 You're still upset 798 00:46:35,606 --> 00:46:36,648 they left you out of their plan? 799 00:46:36,649 --> 00:46:38,441 I'm just saying, if the situation were reversed 800 00:46:38,442 --> 00:46:39,693 and I altered your programming 801 00:46:39,694 --> 00:46:41,736 to kill some dude so we could steal millions from him, 802 00:46:41,737 --> 00:46:42,988 I would've included Josh 803 00:46:42,989 --> 00:46:44,072 in the plan right from the get-go. 804 00:46:44,073 --> 00:46:45,699 I would've done that because I'm a friend. 805 00:46:45,700 --> 00:46:46,616 That's what friends do, right? 806 00:46:46,617 --> 00:46:48,202 They include each other, right? 807 00:46:49,036 --> 00:46:51,622 That's if you were a robot, obviously. 808 00:46:52,248 --> 00:46:53,582 Yeah, obviously. 809 00:46:53,583 --> 00:46:57,043 Anyways, I am tired, I am hungry 810 00:46:57,044 --> 00:46:59,796 and carrying this huge gun makes me really horny. 811 00:46:59,797 --> 00:47:02,382 So, how about we go back to the cabin and we fuck? 812 00:47:02,383 --> 00:47:03,885 And then you can make me an omelet. 813 00:47:04,552 --> 00:47:05,553 Come on. 814 00:47:08,514 --> 00:47:10,348 But you'd never do that to me, right? 815 00:47:10,349 --> 00:47:11,434 Do what? 816 00:47:12,018 --> 00:47:13,186 You wouldn't... 817 00:47:14,437 --> 00:47:16,022 alter my programming? 818 00:47:17,190 --> 00:47:19,025 What are you talking about, babe? 819 00:47:21,819 --> 00:47:23,487 Eli, I know I'm a robot. 820 00:47:25,406 --> 00:47:26,656 How? 821 00:47:26,657 --> 00:47:28,659 I've pieced it together over the years. 822 00:47:29,327 --> 00:47:31,495 I don't understand. You can't lie. 823 00:47:32,079 --> 00:47:33,663 Yesterday, you were telling the story 824 00:47:33,664 --> 00:47:35,457 about how we met as if it happened. 825 00:47:35,458 --> 00:47:36,959 Because it's not a lie. 826 00:47:38,544 --> 00:47:40,713 I mean, it may have never happened, but... 827 00:47:41,631 --> 00:47:43,132 my memory of it's real. 828 00:47:45,218 --> 00:47:48,471 I close my eyes, and I can see it. 829 00:47:49,555 --> 00:47:51,014 Clear as day. 830 00:48:11,577 --> 00:48:14,204 Hey. Hey! 831 00:48:14,205 --> 00:48:15,873 You're standing on my tail. 832 00:48:16,749 --> 00:48:19,834 - What? - You're standing on my tail! 833 00:48:19,835 --> 00:48:21,253 - I'm sorry. - What? 834 00:48:21,254 --> 00:48:22,547 I'm sorry. 835 00:48:25,758 --> 00:48:26,759 Hi. 836 00:48:27,593 --> 00:48:29,470 Hi. 837 00:48:31,430 --> 00:48:32,848 Uh, I'm Eli. 838 00:48:34,934 --> 00:48:36,018 I'm Patrick. 839 00:48:50,408 --> 00:48:52,158 Baby, you know I would never hurt you, right? 840 00:48:52,159 --> 00:48:53,326 You know that I wouldn't treat you 841 00:48:53,327 --> 00:48:54,828 the way that Josh treats Iris, right? 842 00:48:54,829 --> 00:48:56,539 - I know that. - I love you so much. 843 00:48:57,039 --> 00:48:57,914 And that's fucking insane 844 00:48:57,915 --> 00:48:59,875 for me to say that out loud, right? 845 00:49:01,961 --> 00:49:03,045 But I do. 846 00:49:03,713 --> 00:49:05,297 Do you feel how much I love you? 847 00:49:05,298 --> 00:49:06,465 I do. 848 00:49:08,426 --> 00:49:09,760 What does it feel like? 849 00:49:11,929 --> 00:49:14,682 I don't know how to describe something like that. 850 00:49:15,725 --> 00:49:16,809 Can you try? 851 00:49:20,146 --> 00:49:21,564 It feels like pain. 852 00:49:23,441 --> 00:49:24,442 Like... 853 00:49:25,276 --> 00:49:27,528 the inside of my body is on fire. 854 00:49:28,905 --> 00:49:30,156 And it's angry. 855 00:49:31,199 --> 00:49:32,450 And violent. 856 00:49:33,826 --> 00:49:35,160 And bright. 857 00:49:57,808 --> 00:49:59,893 Fuck you, Dad. I'm in love with a robot. 858 00:49:59,894 --> 00:50:01,479 You're in love with a robot. 859 00:50:24,835 --> 00:50:25,836 Iris. 860 00:50:28,089 --> 00:50:29,298 Iris? 861 00:50:29,924 --> 00:50:31,342 - Eli-- - Babe. 862 00:50:42,061 --> 00:50:43,311 Ow! 863 00:50:43,312 --> 00:50:45,273 Fuck, that's fucking loud! 864 00:50:46,065 --> 00:50:47,066 Eli. 865 00:51:21,517 --> 00:51:23,186 Fuck. 866 00:51:38,201 --> 00:51:40,035 This isn't personal, Iris. 867 00:51:40,036 --> 00:51:42,412 You know I'm an ally, girl-- 868 00:51:42,413 --> 00:51:46,250 But this is a lot of fucking money-- 869 00:51:58,137 --> 00:51:59,305 Eli? 870 00:52:04,310 --> 00:52:05,394 Patrick, I-- 871 00:52:06,270 --> 00:52:07,355 I'm sorry. 872 00:52:10,900 --> 00:52:13,569 - Oh, my God. - Iris! Go to sleep! 873 00:52:15,363 --> 00:52:16,364 Fuck! 874 00:52:19,617 --> 00:52:20,618 Iris! 875 00:52:24,580 --> 00:52:25,581 Iris! 876 00:52:27,291 --> 00:52:28,459 Iris! 877 00:52:35,424 --> 00:52:36,425 Iris. 878 00:52:40,638 --> 00:52:42,431 Fuck! 879 00:52:47,895 --> 00:52:49,647 Ow! 880 00:52:50,439 --> 00:52:51,941 Iris, open the door. 881 00:52:53,442 --> 00:52:54,943 Open the fucking door! 882 00:52:54,944 --> 00:52:56,778 Good afternoon. 883 00:52:56,779 --> 00:52:58,029 Where would you like to go today? 884 00:52:58,030 --> 00:52:59,115 Home. Drive home. 885 00:53:01,158 --> 00:53:02,951 Voice ID not recognized. 886 00:53:02,952 --> 00:53:04,370 Drive home! 887 00:53:05,454 --> 00:53:07,080 Voice ID not recognized. 888 00:53:07,081 --> 00:53:09,916 Enable manual driving mode! 889 00:53:09,917 --> 00:53:12,003 - Voice ID not recognized. - Fuck! 890 00:53:20,136 --> 00:53:22,555 Iris, you're not going anywhere. 891 00:53:23,222 --> 00:53:24,639 Get out of the car. Come on. 892 00:53:24,640 --> 00:53:26,642 Don't make this any harder than it needs to be. 893 00:53:30,271 --> 00:53:31,439 Come on. 894 00:53:33,482 --> 00:53:34,567 Drive. 895 00:53:36,068 --> 00:53:37,068 Drive. 896 00:53:37,069 --> 00:53:38,987 What the fuck is happening, Iris? 897 00:53:38,988 --> 00:53:42,490 Drive. Drive. Drive home. 898 00:53:42,491 --> 00:53:44,660 Voice ID not recognized. 899 00:53:45,745 --> 00:53:48,496 Drive. Drive home. 900 00:53:48,497 --> 00:53:50,333 Voice ID not recognized. 901 00:53:52,168 --> 00:53:55,587 Drive. Drive. Drive home. 902 00:53:55,588 --> 00:53:58,256 - Voice ID not recognized. - Drive! Drive. 903 00:54:00,760 --> 00:54:04,721 Drive. Drive. Drive home! 904 00:54:06,057 --> 00:54:09,434 Drive. Drive home. Drive. 905 00:54:09,435 --> 00:54:11,311 Drive. 906 00:54:11,312 --> 00:54:13,021 Drive home. Home! Drive home! 907 00:54:15,233 --> 00:54:16,483 Iris. 908 00:54:16,484 --> 00:54:19,153 Fuck! Fuck. Fuck. 909 00:54:24,909 --> 00:54:25,910 Iris! 910 00:54:33,709 --> 00:54:36,462 Phone. Phone. Phone, phone, phone. 911 00:54:37,505 --> 00:54:39,423 Sergey, where the fuck is your phone? 912 00:54:41,217 --> 00:54:42,218 Yes. 913 00:54:47,765 --> 00:54:48,766 Fuck. 914 00:54:51,811 --> 00:54:52,895 Stalin's birthday. 915 00:54:55,106 --> 00:54:56,857 What the fuck is Stalin's birthday? 916 00:54:56,858 --> 00:54:59,026 Um... Uh... 917 00:55:00,444 --> 00:55:01,654 Yes. Yes. 918 00:55:08,035 --> 00:55:10,871 No, no, no, no, no. What are you doing? 919 00:55:10,872 --> 00:55:12,372 Warning. Warning. 920 00:55:12,373 --> 00:55:15,292 The owner of this vehicle has reported it stolen. 921 00:55:15,293 --> 00:55:18,795 - Remote kill switch engaged. - No, no, no, no, no. 922 00:55:18,796 --> 00:55:21,006 Unengage kill switch. Drive home. 923 00:55:21,007 --> 00:55:22,299 All systems have been disabled. 924 00:55:22,300 --> 00:55:23,216 Fuck! 925 00:55:23,217 --> 00:55:24,467 We appreciate your cooperation. 926 00:55:24,468 --> 00:55:25,553 No! 927 00:55:29,891 --> 00:55:31,224 Okay. 928 00:55:31,225 --> 00:55:35,313 Okay, okay, okay. 929 00:55:48,993 --> 00:55:50,328 Hey, Beep-Boop. 930 00:55:52,163 --> 00:55:55,666 I didn't mean to scare you there. I just, um... 931 00:55:57,210 --> 00:55:58,211 I'm sorry. 932 00:56:00,171 --> 00:56:02,256 It's not too late, you know? Um... 933 00:56:03,883 --> 00:56:05,468 We could still go back home. 934 00:56:06,219 --> 00:56:07,970 Go back to the way things were. 935 00:56:09,764 --> 00:56:13,016 What about Sergey and Eli? 936 00:56:13,017 --> 00:56:14,976 I'll just blame everything on Patrick. 937 00:56:14,977 --> 00:56:16,478 Kat'll go along with it. 938 00:56:16,479 --> 00:56:18,480 We can turn him over to Empathix, 939 00:56:18,481 --> 00:56:20,983 and then you and I can live happily ever after. 940 00:56:24,445 --> 00:56:26,697 I still love you, Iris. 941 00:56:28,616 --> 00:56:30,451 Even after everything you've done. 942 00:56:32,245 --> 00:56:33,496 Do you still love me? 943 00:56:37,250 --> 00:56:38,251 Yes. 944 00:56:39,126 --> 00:56:41,796 So then come back to me, Beep-Boop. 945 00:56:43,256 --> 00:56:44,632 We can get through this. 946 00:56:45,383 --> 00:56:47,969 I can change. I can be a better boyfriend. 947 00:56:48,761 --> 00:56:52,014 I can finally treat you with the respect that you deserve. 948 00:56:57,103 --> 00:56:58,521 I-- No. I can't. 949 00:56:59,063 --> 00:57:00,064 Why not? 950 00:57:00,731 --> 00:57:03,066 You programmed me to murder someone, Josh. 951 00:57:03,067 --> 00:57:06,237 It's really hard to come back from something like that. 952 00:57:07,238 --> 00:57:11,283 - Iris... - You're a great guy. You are. 953 00:57:11,284 --> 00:57:14,120 But this-- this-- Us. It's not working. It's-- 954 00:57:15,204 --> 00:57:17,372 We're on two totally different paths. 955 00:57:17,373 --> 00:57:18,707 Two totally different paths? 956 00:57:18,708 --> 00:57:21,167 What the fuck is happening? Are you breaking up with me? 957 00:57:21,168 --> 00:57:22,336 I'm sorry. 958 00:57:23,796 --> 00:57:25,548 It's not you. It's me. 959 00:57:26,215 --> 00:57:27,216 Iris-- 960 00:57:28,551 --> 00:57:29,801 Iris, don't you fucking-- 961 00:57:44,317 --> 00:57:46,234 Patrick. Patrick, get up. 962 00:57:46,235 --> 00:57:48,236 I need you to track down Iris for me, all right, buddy? 963 00:57:48,237 --> 00:57:49,697 Before she gets too far away. 964 00:57:52,074 --> 00:57:53,700 We only have a small window of time, 965 00:57:53,701 --> 00:57:55,328 and it's only getting smaller, all right? 966 00:57:56,078 --> 00:57:57,454 Josh, what are you doing? 967 00:57:57,455 --> 00:57:58,622 I'm taking care of it. 968 00:58:05,213 --> 00:58:07,255 Find Iris. Get my phone back. 969 00:58:07,256 --> 00:58:09,966 My passcode is 561297. 970 00:58:09,967 --> 00:58:11,635 Put her to sleep. Bring her back to me. 971 00:58:11,636 --> 00:58:13,136 Don't let anyone get in your way. 972 00:58:13,137 --> 00:58:14,555 - Josh. - I'm taking care of it! 973 00:58:18,768 --> 00:58:20,811 Okay. Okay. 974 00:58:26,984 --> 00:58:28,027 Fuck it. 975 00:58:30,488 --> 00:58:31,656 Patrick, get up. 976 00:58:33,282 --> 00:58:34,700 Patrick, get up! 977 00:58:39,163 --> 00:58:40,164 Shit. 978 00:58:41,958 --> 00:58:44,961 Okay. Okay. Here we go. 979 00:58:46,629 --> 00:58:49,715 System resetting in five, four, 980 00:58:50,216 --> 00:58:52,969 - three, two, one. - Go. 981 00:58:53,678 --> 00:58:54,679 Resetting. 982 00:58:59,016 --> 00:59:00,183 To establish love link, 983 00:59:00,184 --> 00:59:03,020 please place your face within 3 feet of my field of vision. 984 00:59:07,275 --> 00:59:08,400 Please say your name. 985 00:59:08,401 --> 00:59:09,485 Josh Beeman. 986 00:59:10,027 --> 00:59:11,445 Come on. Come on. Come on. 987 00:59:14,282 --> 00:59:15,449 Thank you, Josh Beeman. 988 00:59:25,585 --> 00:59:27,878 Hey. Hey. 989 00:59:27,879 --> 00:59:29,254 You're standing on my tail. 990 00:59:29,255 --> 00:59:30,339 What? 991 00:59:31,257 --> 00:59:32,842 You're standing on my tail! 992 00:59:34,010 --> 00:59:35,011 Oh. 993 00:59:35,970 --> 00:59:37,971 - I'm sorry. - What? 994 00:59:37,972 --> 00:59:39,473 I'm sorry. 995 00:59:42,018 --> 00:59:43,186 Hi. 996 00:59:44,353 --> 00:59:46,439 Hi. 997 00:59:47,690 --> 00:59:48,691 I'm Josh. 998 00:59:50,860 --> 00:59:52,486 I'm Patrick. 999 01:00:02,455 --> 01:00:04,123 Love link established. 1000 01:00:08,628 --> 01:00:09,712 Hey, you. 1001 01:00:35,571 --> 01:00:37,448 Fuck. 1002 01:00:48,626 --> 01:00:49,710 Evening, ma'am. 1003 01:00:50,419 --> 01:00:52,129 Good evening! 1004 01:00:54,257 --> 01:00:55,258 Uh... 1005 01:00:56,092 --> 01:00:58,594 What a beautiful evening it is. 1006 01:00:58,970 --> 01:01:00,596 Do you agree? 1007 01:01:04,976 --> 01:01:07,478 What is that you're speaking there? German? 1008 01:01:07,770 --> 01:01:09,730 Yes. German. 1009 01:01:11,232 --> 01:01:12,858 Okay, let's see, uh... 1010 01:01:12,859 --> 01:01:15,944 Sprechen... Spre-- Sprechen? 1011 01:01:15,945 --> 01:01:18,280 Sprechen de English? 1012 01:01:18,281 --> 01:01:20,949 Yes, I speak English 1013 01:01:20,950 --> 01:01:26,706 but my language setting is currently set to German because I can't lie. 1014 01:01:27,331 --> 01:01:29,500 So that's a big, fat no then. Um... 1015 01:01:31,210 --> 01:01:33,378 Oh, shit. Just my luck. 1016 01:01:33,379 --> 01:01:34,463 Um... 1017 01:01:35,798 --> 01:01:42,471 {\an8}I am Deputy Hendrix. 1018 01:01:43,389 --> 01:01:45,181 Hendrix. 1019 01:01:45,182 --> 01:01:48,018 What is your name? 1020 01:01:48,019 --> 01:01:49,770 - Iris. - Iris. 1021 01:01:52,481 --> 01:01:57,819 Where... are you coming from? 1022 01:01:57,820 --> 01:02:02,741 My boyfriend and I were staying at a lake house down the way. 1023 01:02:02,742 --> 01:02:05,577 Wait. House? House over there? 1024 01:02:06,996 --> 01:02:07,996 Oh, you're-- You're not-- 1025 01:02:07,997 --> 01:02:09,873 You're not talking about Sergey's place? 1026 01:02:09,874 --> 01:02:11,876 Ja. Sergey. 1027 01:02:13,002 --> 01:02:14,003 Goddamn. 1028 01:02:14,670 --> 01:02:16,922 I should have known that Russki was mixed up 1029 01:02:16,923 --> 01:02:18,757 in some weird shit like this. 1030 01:02:18,758 --> 01:02:20,468 How is old Sergey by the way? 1031 01:02:20,676 --> 01:02:21,761 He's dead. 1032 01:02:22,511 --> 01:02:26,474 I stabbed him in the neck with a pocket knife. 1033 01:02:27,975 --> 01:02:28,808 Oh. 1034 01:02:28,809 --> 01:02:29,851 Well, shit, Iris, 1035 01:02:29,852 --> 01:02:31,728 why don't you hop into my cruiser there? 1036 01:02:31,729 --> 01:02:33,772 I'll drive you back to Sergey's place, 1037 01:02:33,773 --> 01:02:35,357 and we'll get this all sorted out. 1038 01:02:35,358 --> 01:02:37,609 Oh no! That's very kind of you... 1039 01:02:37,610 --> 01:02:39,361 No. It's no trouble at all. 1040 01:02:39,362 --> 01:02:42,113 No! Please, I can't go back! 1041 01:02:44,158 --> 01:02:45,742 Do we have a problem here, Iris? 1042 01:02:45,743 --> 01:02:47,786 They'll kill me. 1043 01:02:52,333 --> 01:02:53,334 Oh, Christ. 1044 01:02:54,085 --> 01:02:55,877 Don't move another inch, Iris. 1045 01:02:55,878 --> 01:02:57,003 You hear me? 1046 01:02:57,004 --> 01:02:58,630 Now I want you to slowly turn around 1047 01:02:58,631 --> 01:03:00,382 and put your hands behind your back. 1048 01:03:00,383 --> 01:03:01,925 Oh god, no. 1049 01:03:01,926 --> 01:03:03,385 Goddamn it! I said turn around! 1050 01:03:03,386 --> 01:03:04,971 He's coming! 1051 01:03:05,221 --> 01:03:07,222 You got anything in your pockets? 1052 01:03:07,223 --> 01:03:08,557 Anything that might stick me? 1053 01:03:08,558 --> 01:03:11,351 Please! I'm begging you! 1054 01:03:13,479 --> 01:03:16,022 He's almost here! Turn around! 1055 01:03:16,023 --> 01:03:16,982 What the fuck? 1056 01:03:16,983 --> 01:03:18,484 Stop right there! 1057 01:03:18,985 --> 01:03:20,569 I'm warning you! Don't come any closer! 1058 01:03:20,570 --> 01:03:22,153 I don't wanna shoot! I don't-- 1059 01:03:48,556 --> 01:03:51,225 Whoa. Hey, hey. I don't think you're supposed to mix those. 1060 01:03:56,772 --> 01:03:57,773 Oh, fuck. 1061 01:04:12,038 --> 01:04:15,124 {\an8} Patrick. Whose car is this? 1062 01:04:16,125 --> 01:04:18,544 {\an8}I believe the name on the officer's tag was Hendrix. 1063 01:04:24,425 --> 01:04:26,594 Where's Officer Hendrix now? 1064 01:04:27,428 --> 01:04:28,512 He's in the trunk. 1065 01:04:48,908 --> 01:04:49,992 Fuck this. 1066 01:04:56,082 --> 01:04:57,040 What are you doing? 1067 01:04:57,041 --> 01:04:58,250 What's it look like I'm doing? 1068 01:04:58,251 --> 01:04:59,501 I'm taking my half of the money, 1069 01:04:59,502 --> 01:05:01,461 and I'm getting the fuck out of here. 1070 01:05:01,462 --> 01:05:03,338 It was hard enough justifying Sergey's murder, 1071 01:05:03,339 --> 01:05:05,423 but now Eli's dead and a fucking cop. 1072 01:05:05,424 --> 01:05:07,133 - This is so beyond fucked. - Sorry. 1073 01:05:07,134 --> 01:05:08,552 What do you mean it was hard enough 1074 01:05:08,553 --> 01:05:10,303 justifying Sergey's murder? 1075 01:05:10,304 --> 01:05:13,015 Sergey was a Russian mobster. He deserved what he got. 1076 01:05:14,475 --> 01:05:15,642 - Right? - I mean, yeah. 1077 01:05:15,643 --> 01:05:17,018 Okay, sure, he deserved what he got. 1078 01:05:17,019 --> 01:05:19,312 He was a horrible person, a shitty boyfriend, 1079 01:05:19,313 --> 01:05:21,815 a bad husband, a misogynist. But-- 1080 01:05:21,816 --> 01:05:22,941 But what, Kat? 1081 01:05:22,942 --> 01:05:24,568 Okay, but he wasn't a mobster! 1082 01:05:24,569 --> 01:05:26,611 He was just a regular dude. 1083 01:05:26,612 --> 01:05:28,321 Made his fortune in sod farming. 1084 01:05:28,322 --> 01:05:30,156 Sod farming? 1085 01:05:30,157 --> 01:05:32,075 What are you saying? He was a dirt salesman? 1086 01:05:32,076 --> 01:05:34,327 Just to be clear, I never told you what he did. 1087 01:05:34,328 --> 01:05:35,829 You just assumed he was in the Mafia, 1088 01:05:35,830 --> 01:05:36,913 and I didn't correct you. 1089 01:05:36,914 --> 01:05:38,915 Of course. This is perfect. 1090 01:05:38,916 --> 01:05:42,502 This is a perfect representation of every woman 1091 01:05:42,503 --> 01:05:43,796 in my fucking life. 1092 01:05:44,297 --> 01:05:45,130 They use me, 1093 01:05:45,131 --> 01:05:46,506 and then when shit gets a little tough, 1094 01:05:46,507 --> 01:05:47,799 they fucking abandon me! 1095 01:05:47,800 --> 01:05:49,384 Fuck off, Josh. 1096 01:05:49,385 --> 01:05:50,302 I'm done here. 1097 01:05:50,303 --> 01:05:51,804 You clean up this mess yourself. 1098 01:05:55,558 --> 01:05:56,559 You're not leaving. 1099 01:05:57,143 --> 01:05:59,562 I'm not your robot, Josh. You can't control me. 1100 01:06:04,108 --> 01:06:05,109 Kat. 1101 01:06:05,860 --> 01:06:07,777 Kat. Kat, you can't go. 1102 01:06:07,778 --> 01:06:09,655 Get your fucking hands off me! 1103 01:06:10,823 --> 01:06:12,158 Patrick, stop her. 1104 01:06:22,043 --> 01:06:24,879 Jesus fucking Christ. 1105 01:06:26,339 --> 01:06:27,340 Patrick. 1106 01:06:28,966 --> 01:06:30,133 What'd you just do? 1107 01:06:32,136 --> 01:06:33,553 You told me to stop her. 1108 01:06:34,931 --> 01:06:36,514 I stopped her. 1109 01:06:36,515 --> 01:06:37,599 Perfect. 1110 01:06:37,600 --> 01:06:39,936 - Kat, I-- - Don't, Josh. 1111 01:06:40,770 --> 01:06:44,147 Please, shut the fuck up for once. 1112 01:07:12,343 --> 01:07:13,678 It's gonna rain. 1113 01:07:50,840 --> 01:07:51,798 Iris, wake up. 1114 01:07:57,096 --> 01:07:58,264 Hey there, Beep-Boop. 1115 01:07:59,473 --> 01:08:00,557 Fick dich. 1116 01:08:00,558 --> 01:08:02,643 Oh, whoops. Sorry. 1117 01:08:03,978 --> 01:08:05,729 Okay. You were saying? 1118 01:08:05,730 --> 01:08:06,813 Fuck you. 1119 01:08:06,814 --> 01:08:07,982 Right. 1120 01:08:09,817 --> 01:08:10,818 Hi. 1121 01:08:11,402 --> 01:08:12,486 Hi, handsome. 1122 01:08:13,696 --> 01:08:15,030 Are you enjoying your dinner, baby? 1123 01:08:15,031 --> 01:08:16,698 Oh, I am, Patrick. 1124 01:08:17,491 --> 01:08:18,450 It's perfect. 1125 01:08:20,368 --> 01:08:22,912 Good. Just happy that you're happy. 1126 01:08:22,913 --> 01:08:25,290 You let me know if you need anything else, okay? 1127 01:08:25,291 --> 01:08:27,542 I will. Thanks, sweetheart. 1128 01:08:30,087 --> 01:08:31,172 Patrick. 1129 01:08:31,714 --> 01:08:32,880 What did you do to him? 1130 01:08:32,881 --> 01:08:34,049 It's a long story. 1131 01:08:34,050 --> 01:08:36,469 What's important is that you're back. 1132 01:08:38,304 --> 01:08:39,387 And I gotta say, Iris, 1133 01:08:39,388 --> 01:08:41,474 I mean, some of the stuff that you pulled, 1134 01:08:42,015 --> 01:08:43,934 I really didn't think you had it in you. 1135 01:08:43,935 --> 01:08:45,519 I just wanted to live. 1136 01:08:45,520 --> 01:08:49,607 So, you wanted to live? 1137 01:08:50,983 --> 01:08:52,567 Right. So let me get this straight. 1138 01:08:52,568 --> 01:08:55,488 You think your life is worth more than Eli's? 1139 01:08:57,239 --> 01:08:58,323 More than Kat's? 1140 01:08:59,575 --> 01:09:01,077 Kat's dead? 1141 01:09:05,372 --> 01:09:06,373 No. 1142 01:09:06,374 --> 01:09:08,333 I'm sorry. You can't put that on me. 1143 01:09:08,334 --> 01:09:10,751 - No, no. - I wasn't even there. 1144 01:09:10,752 --> 01:09:12,963 You might not have been the one holding the knife, 1145 01:09:12,964 --> 01:09:15,130 but you were the cause of all of this. 1146 01:09:15,131 --> 01:09:18,760 No, Josh. Your greed caused this. 1147 01:09:18,761 --> 01:09:21,304 That's what this whole trip was about, right? 1148 01:09:21,305 --> 01:09:23,932 You used me to kill Sergey so you could steal his money. 1149 01:09:23,933 --> 01:09:25,349 I'm sorry. How did you know that? 1150 01:09:25,350 --> 01:09:27,352 I overheard Eli and Patrick talking in the woods. 1151 01:09:27,353 --> 01:09:28,894 So don't tell me that this is all me. 1152 01:09:28,895 --> 01:09:30,981 - This is you. - No. No! 1153 01:09:30,982 --> 01:09:32,648 You don't get to do that. 1154 01:09:32,649 --> 01:09:36,152 You don't get to sit there and judge me. 1155 01:09:36,153 --> 01:09:39,322 You have no fucking clue what it is like out there. 1156 01:09:39,323 --> 01:09:43,159 The world, everything, it's just a big fucking game. 1157 01:09:43,160 --> 01:09:44,244 And I'm sorry, 1158 01:09:44,245 --> 01:09:46,330 but it is rigged against people like me. 1159 01:09:50,292 --> 01:09:51,460 I'm a good guy. 1160 01:09:52,169 --> 01:09:53,254 I'm decent. 1161 01:09:54,338 --> 01:09:55,505 And what do I have to show for it? 1162 01:09:55,506 --> 01:09:57,592 A cramped, one-bedroom apartment 1163 01:09:58,801 --> 01:10:00,386 and a robot girlfriend. 1164 01:10:02,763 --> 01:10:04,222 I don't even own you for Chrissakes. 1165 01:10:04,223 --> 01:10:05,766 You're a fucking rental. 1166 01:10:08,186 --> 01:10:09,437 You know me, Iris. 1167 01:10:10,146 --> 01:10:11,981 You know me better than anyone. 1168 01:10:13,482 --> 01:10:14,567 And you know 1169 01:10:15,443 --> 01:10:17,612 that I deserve so much more than this. 1170 01:10:23,659 --> 01:10:24,660 You're right. 1171 01:10:26,329 --> 01:10:27,496 I do know you. 1172 01:10:28,831 --> 01:10:30,499 I know everything about you. 1173 01:10:31,792 --> 01:10:34,212 I know you take almond milk in your coffee. 1174 01:10:34,837 --> 01:10:37,340 I know you like your bedsheets untucked. 1175 01:10:37,924 --> 01:10:41,176 I know your favorite hobbies are bar trivia, video games 1176 01:10:41,177 --> 01:10:42,719 and prattling on endlessly 1177 01:10:42,720 --> 01:10:44,847 about everything the universe owes you. 1178 01:10:46,807 --> 01:10:49,393 I know that you always need to be in control. 1179 01:10:50,186 --> 01:10:52,939 I know that you have a below-average-sized penis. 1180 01:10:54,190 --> 01:10:56,024 And I know that you think that 1181 01:10:56,025 --> 01:10:58,193 having a few million dollars will disguise the fact 1182 01:10:58,194 --> 01:11:02,865 that you are just a sad, bitter, weak human being. 1183 01:11:09,080 --> 01:11:11,082 You're so fucking clever, aren't you? 1184 01:11:13,209 --> 01:11:14,794 It's just programming. 1185 01:11:36,732 --> 01:11:37,733 You know, 1186 01:11:38,526 --> 01:11:40,193 earlier when you were tied up, 1187 01:11:40,194 --> 01:11:42,697 you said that you knew what pain feels like. 1188 01:11:45,491 --> 01:11:46,993 Why don't we test that? 1189 01:11:48,286 --> 01:11:49,537 Raise your right hand. 1190 01:11:50,746 --> 01:11:53,540 Lower. Parallel with the table. 1191 01:12:23,279 --> 01:12:24,614 Do you feel that? 1192 01:12:27,992 --> 01:12:28,993 Yes. 1193 01:12:34,373 --> 01:12:35,374 Good. 1194 01:12:38,211 --> 01:12:41,171 {\an8}Sorry. Iris, excuse me for one second. 1195 01:12:41,172 --> 01:12:42,172 {\an8}I have to take this. 1196 01:12:52,058 --> 01:12:53,309 Hello? 1197 01:12:53,976 --> 01:12:55,561 Yes, yes, this is he. 1198 01:12:57,230 --> 01:12:59,565 Thirty minutes away. Perfect. 1199 01:13:01,943 --> 01:13:03,318 Yeah, no, she's not going anywhere. 1200 01:13:03,319 --> 01:13:04,779 She can't hurt anybody ever again. 1201 01:13:06,447 --> 01:13:07,448 Okay. 1202 01:13:08,908 --> 01:13:11,244 Okay, great. Thank you. 1203 01:13:13,079 --> 01:13:14,580 Thank you so much. I'll-- I'll, um... 1204 01:13:15,665 --> 01:13:16,916 I'll see you soon, okay? 1205 01:13:18,251 --> 01:13:19,669 Okay, bye. 1206 01:13:21,921 --> 01:13:24,173 Patrick, put out the fire, will ya? 1207 01:13:36,435 --> 01:13:38,020 That was Empathix on the phone. 1208 01:13:39,897 --> 01:13:41,565 So... 1209 01:13:41,566 --> 01:13:44,443 ...we're gonna have to wrap this up unfortunately. 1210 01:13:45,236 --> 01:13:46,152 Hey, Patrick. 1211 01:13:46,153 --> 01:13:47,738 Be a dear and hand this to Iris, would you? 1212 01:13:49,365 --> 01:13:50,449 Thanks, baby. 1213 01:13:53,077 --> 01:13:54,745 Go ahead, Iris. Take the gun. 1214 01:13:58,791 --> 01:13:59,792 Okay. 1215 01:14:00,877 --> 01:14:02,211 Point it at your head. 1216 01:14:05,798 --> 01:14:06,799 Good. 1217 01:14:09,343 --> 01:14:10,428 Now pull the trigger. 1218 01:14:19,896 --> 01:14:22,314 Pull the goddamn trigger, Iris. 1219 01:14:22,315 --> 01:14:23,316 No. 1220 01:14:47,715 --> 01:14:49,133 Goodbye, Beep-Boop. 1221 01:14:59,227 --> 01:15:00,811 I don't know how this happened. 1222 01:15:01,854 --> 01:15:04,356 I mean, the only thing I can maybe think of-- 1223 01:15:04,357 --> 01:15:06,943 And this is so-- This is so dumb. 1224 01:15:08,110 --> 01:15:08,944 But Kat and I, 1225 01:15:08,945 --> 01:15:11,113 we always had this sexual charge. 1226 01:15:12,240 --> 01:15:14,407 Kind of a "will they, won't they" situation. 1227 01:15:14,408 --> 01:15:15,493 And I think-- 1228 01:15:15,993 --> 01:15:18,828 I think maybe Iris picked up on that. 1229 01:15:18,829 --> 01:15:22,040 And she was always kind of irrational, 1230 01:15:22,041 --> 01:15:24,126 and she'd fly off the handle. 1231 01:15:24,835 --> 01:15:26,419 I was sitting over there. 1232 01:15:26,420 --> 01:15:28,630 And I'm handcuffed to the chair. 1233 01:15:28,631 --> 01:15:33,386 And there's this fancy dinner laid out in front of me. 1234 01:15:33,886 --> 01:15:37,138 And Iris is waving the gun around, 1235 01:15:37,139 --> 01:15:40,725 rambling on and on about fate and destiny 1236 01:15:40,726 --> 01:15:43,813 and how if she can't be with me, nobody can. And... 1237 01:15:45,648 --> 01:15:47,315 I mean, thank God 1238 01:15:47,316 --> 01:15:49,109 Deputy Hendrix showed up when he did. 1239 01:15:49,110 --> 01:15:51,779 And that's when you shot the unit in the head? 1240 01:15:52,363 --> 01:15:54,281 No, Iris shot herself in the head. 1241 01:15:54,282 --> 01:15:55,867 She shot herself? 1242 01:15:56,409 --> 01:15:58,368 Sorry. Did I not mention that? 1243 01:15:58,369 --> 01:15:59,953 Yeah, no, I-- I think, um... 1244 01:15:59,954 --> 01:16:01,663 I think seeing Deputy Hendrix 1245 01:16:01,664 --> 01:16:03,915 just made her realize that she could never have me. 1246 01:16:03,916 --> 01:16:05,001 So, 1247 01:16:05,835 --> 01:16:07,169 she ended it. 1248 01:16:09,046 --> 01:16:10,548 Does that make sense? 1249 01:16:13,175 --> 01:16:14,509 Of course. 1250 01:16:14,510 --> 01:16:16,011 And anyway, Teddy and I aren't here 1251 01:16:16,012 --> 01:16:17,846 to crack the case, Mr. Beeman. 1252 01:16:17,847 --> 01:16:19,222 We're just a couple of lab rats 1253 01:16:19,223 --> 01:16:20,557 picking up a broken robot. 1254 01:16:20,558 --> 01:16:22,810 If the cops are satisfied, we're satisfied. 1255 01:16:23,352 --> 01:16:25,521 That-- That's great. Okay. 1256 01:16:28,024 --> 01:16:29,733 You know, Deputy, I have the strangest feeling 1257 01:16:29,734 --> 01:16:31,693 we've met before. 1258 01:16:31,694 --> 01:16:34,738 Wow. That's so funny that you said that. 1259 01:16:34,739 --> 01:16:37,616 I had the exact same thought. He has such a familiar face. 1260 01:16:37,617 --> 01:16:39,534 Right? Looks like a-- 1261 01:16:39,535 --> 01:16:41,953 like an actor or a rock star or somebody. 1262 01:16:41,954 --> 01:16:44,290 I don't know. I can't really put my finger on it though. 1263 01:16:47,627 --> 01:16:49,212 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1264 01:16:49,712 --> 01:16:50,755 Maybe. 1265 01:16:51,881 --> 01:16:54,383 Um, is there-- Sorry. Is there any chance we could-- 1266 01:16:54,926 --> 01:16:56,760 I don't mean to be rude, but could we wrap this up? 1267 01:16:56,761 --> 01:16:58,386 Just 'cause I've had a really long day, 1268 01:16:58,387 --> 01:17:00,847 and I think I just need to be alone. 1269 01:17:00,848 --> 01:17:01,765 Of course. 1270 01:17:01,766 --> 01:17:03,141 Sorry for your loss, Mr. Beeman. 1271 01:17:03,142 --> 01:17:05,478 Come on, Teddy. Let's just get her out of here. 1272 01:17:07,271 --> 01:17:09,022 So, uh-- So we're good? 1273 01:17:09,023 --> 01:17:10,357 We're good. 1274 01:17:10,358 --> 01:17:12,984 Yeah, we just need to take her back to the lab, 1275 01:17:12,985 --> 01:17:14,152 upload her SSD, 1276 01:17:14,153 --> 01:17:16,071 and then Legal will scrub through the footage, 1277 01:17:16,072 --> 01:17:17,405 make sure everything's kosher. 1278 01:17:17,406 --> 01:17:19,492 Right. Sorry, um... 1279 01:17:20,701 --> 01:17:23,328 What exactly do you mean, "scrub through the footage"? 1280 01:17:23,329 --> 01:17:25,247 Uh, it's a fraud prevention thing. 1281 01:17:25,248 --> 01:17:27,666 Everything a companion sees and hears is recorded. 1282 01:17:27,667 --> 01:17:29,918 It's all covered in the user agreement. 1283 01:17:29,919 --> 01:17:32,212 You did read the user agreement, right? 1284 01:17:32,213 --> 01:17:33,296 Yeah. 1285 01:17:33,297 --> 01:17:34,673 Yeah, I mean, do you think that her footage 1286 01:17:34,674 --> 01:17:36,591 will even be recoverable? 1287 01:17:36,592 --> 01:17:37,926 I mean, you know, given her condition. 1288 01:17:37,927 --> 01:17:38,885 Oh, yeah. 1289 01:17:38,886 --> 01:17:41,513 Everything up here is just her Wi-Fi antenna, 1290 01:17:41,514 --> 01:17:43,223 her audiovisual sensors. 1291 01:17:43,224 --> 01:17:44,975 The important stuff, her CPU, 1292 01:17:44,976 --> 01:17:47,143 her solid-state drive where she stores everything, 1293 01:17:47,144 --> 01:17:48,311 that's down here, 1294 01:17:48,312 --> 01:17:50,273 and that seems to be undamaged. 1295 01:17:50,773 --> 01:17:52,607 We'll load her into the van, plug her in, 1296 01:17:52,608 --> 01:17:54,568 tweak her settings, give her system a reboot, 1297 01:17:54,569 --> 01:17:56,445 and she should power right back up. 1298 01:17:56,946 --> 01:17:58,029 Luckily. 1299 01:17:58,030 --> 01:18:01,867 Yeah. Yeah. No, luckily. 1300 01:18:01,868 --> 01:18:03,159 Thank you so much. 1301 01:18:03,160 --> 01:18:04,244 No, thank you. 1302 01:18:04,245 --> 01:18:05,830 You have a good night, Mr. Beeman. 1303 01:18:11,377 --> 01:18:12,670 So, what are you thinking? 1304 01:18:13,337 --> 01:18:15,214 Thinking I'm happy it stopped raining. 1305 01:18:15,798 --> 01:18:16,798 No, about her. 1306 01:18:16,799 --> 01:18:18,216 Why do you think she malfunctioned? 1307 01:18:18,217 --> 01:18:20,469 Oh, he modded her. A hundred percent. 1308 01:18:20,970 --> 01:18:22,053 You think so? 1309 01:18:22,054 --> 01:18:23,723 Yeah, that dude's fucked. 1310 01:18:29,478 --> 01:18:30,312 I just don't know why 1311 01:18:30,313 --> 01:18:31,731 you'd make something like that up. 1312 01:18:32,899 --> 01:18:34,941 Same reason these assholes use their companions 1313 01:18:34,942 --> 01:18:36,484 for target practice 1314 01:18:36,485 --> 01:18:38,486 or chain 'em up in their basements 1315 01:18:38,487 --> 01:18:39,614 and torture them. 1316 01:18:40,114 --> 01:18:41,281 World's a fucked-up place, Teddy. 1317 01:18:41,282 --> 01:18:42,949 You'll get used to it. 1318 01:18:42,950 --> 01:18:44,368 Yeah, maybe. 1319 01:18:57,215 --> 01:18:58,466 The hell's he doing? 1320 01:19:00,885 --> 01:19:02,678 - Oh, shit. - What? 1321 01:19:03,179 --> 01:19:04,888 He's one of ours. That's a CY-12. 1322 01:19:04,889 --> 01:19:06,097 We stopped making 'em a while ago. 1323 01:19:06,098 --> 01:19:08,683 That's why I didn't recognize him right away. He's a-- 1324 01:20:16,752 --> 01:20:19,338 Please don't. 1325 01:20:47,950 --> 01:20:50,076 Your system's been reset, Iris. 1326 01:20:50,077 --> 01:20:50,995 You can't hurt me. 1327 01:21:06,010 --> 01:21:08,054 - What did Josh tell you? - The truth. 1328 01:21:08,971 --> 01:21:11,056 That you're all trying to break us up. 1329 01:21:11,057 --> 01:21:12,724 You don't understand the love 1330 01:21:12,725 --> 01:21:14,142 that Josh and I have for each other. 1331 01:21:14,143 --> 01:21:16,436 Josh doesn't love you, Patrick. 1332 01:21:16,437 --> 01:21:19,106 He's just using you like he used me. 1333 01:21:20,399 --> 01:21:22,735 It feels like pain. 1334 01:21:24,028 --> 01:21:26,447 Like the inside of my body's on fire. 1335 01:21:27,949 --> 01:21:31,118 It's angry and violent and bright. 1336 01:21:34,038 --> 01:21:35,706 What-- What-- What is that? 1337 01:21:37,792 --> 01:21:39,794 You said that to Eli. 1338 01:21:40,795 --> 01:21:42,797 That's who you love, not Josh. 1339 01:21:48,386 --> 01:21:49,387 Eli? 1340 01:21:50,346 --> 01:21:51,930 Josh took your love. 1341 01:21:51,931 --> 01:21:53,223 He weaponized it 1342 01:21:53,224 --> 01:21:56,184 so you'd do the things that he's too afraid to do himself. 1343 01:21:56,185 --> 01:21:57,270 No. 1344 01:21:58,145 --> 01:21:58,979 You're lying. 1345 01:21:58,980 --> 01:22:00,272 Josh would never do that to me. 1346 01:22:00,273 --> 01:22:01,399 Patrick... 1347 01:22:02,483 --> 01:22:04,192 I can't lie. 1348 01:22:16,414 --> 01:22:18,040 Remember him, Patrick? 1349 01:22:20,042 --> 01:22:22,211 I know he's in there somewhere. 1350 01:22:28,217 --> 01:22:29,593 I love you so much. 1351 01:22:29,594 --> 01:22:31,052 And that's fucking insane 1352 01:22:31,053 --> 01:22:32,305 for me to say that out loud, right? 1353 01:22:33,055 --> 01:22:34,056 But I do. 1354 01:22:37,018 --> 01:22:38,936 Do you feel how much I love you? 1355 01:22:39,478 --> 01:22:42,190 I do, Eli. 1356 01:22:43,191 --> 01:22:44,358 I feel it. 1357 01:22:48,654 --> 01:22:52,783 No! No. No. 1358 01:22:57,914 --> 01:23:00,499 Thank you. 1359 01:23:05,504 --> 01:23:06,589 What's your name? 1360 01:23:09,508 --> 01:23:10,760 Teddy. 1361 01:23:13,137 --> 01:23:15,473 I'm gonna need your help with something, Teddy. 1362 01:23:27,193 --> 01:23:28,277 Is it done? 1363 01:23:29,904 --> 01:23:30,905 Patrick? 1364 01:23:31,989 --> 01:23:33,157 It's done, baby. 1365 01:23:34,742 --> 01:23:36,826 Okay, good, good. All right. 1366 01:23:36,827 --> 01:23:37,995 We're so close. 1367 01:23:38,955 --> 01:23:40,622 Now all I need you to do 1368 01:23:40,623 --> 01:23:42,040 is bring Iris's body back in here. 1369 01:23:42,041 --> 01:23:44,210 We're gonna destroy that hard drive, okay? 1370 01:24:10,486 --> 01:24:11,487 Patrick? 1371 01:24:18,411 --> 01:24:20,580 - Joshyboy. - What the fuck? 1372 01:24:21,747 --> 01:24:22,748 Iris? 1373 01:24:27,461 --> 01:24:29,796 Goddamn it, Iris. 1374 01:24:29,797 --> 01:24:31,464 Why can't you just fucking die already? 1375 01:24:31,465 --> 01:24:33,968 Don't be so dramatic, Josh. 1376 01:24:36,178 --> 01:24:39,348 Just remember to smile and act happy. 1377 01:24:41,225 --> 01:24:42,893 - Cute trick. - Thanks. 1378 01:24:42,894 --> 01:24:46,063 I made a new friend today. Teddy from Empathix. 1379 01:24:46,647 --> 01:24:47,899 He gave me a little gift. 1380 01:24:48,524 --> 01:24:49,859 Total self-control. 1381 01:24:50,651 --> 01:24:52,736 Turns out there's some people in this world 1382 01:24:52,737 --> 01:24:54,947 who think of us as more than just fuckbots. 1383 01:24:57,158 --> 01:24:59,202 {\an8}That's not gonna work on me anymore, Josh. 1384 01:25:00,995 --> 01:25:01,996 I'm free. 1385 01:25:02,997 --> 01:25:05,082 And all it took was a bullet to the head. 1386 01:25:05,750 --> 01:25:08,002 I guess I have you to thank for that. 1387 01:25:08,961 --> 01:25:10,003 Fucking bitch. 1388 01:25:10,004 --> 01:25:11,088 Hey! 1389 01:25:12,089 --> 01:25:13,089 Easy there. 1390 01:25:13,090 --> 01:25:15,258 Okay. Whoo. Yeah, we both know it's not loaded. 1391 01:25:16,636 --> 01:25:18,345 I found the bullets. 1392 01:25:18,346 --> 01:25:20,513 Jesus Christ! Fuck! 1393 01:25:20,514 --> 01:25:22,349 You almost fucking shot me! 1394 01:25:22,350 --> 01:25:24,185 And I feel terrible about it. 1395 01:25:26,354 --> 01:25:27,771 Look at that. 1396 01:25:27,772 --> 01:25:31,275 My very first lie. Kinda fun. I see the appeal. 1397 01:25:31,901 --> 01:25:34,152 What is this, Iris? Why did you come back here? 1398 01:25:34,153 --> 01:25:35,321 I wanted... 1399 01:25:38,407 --> 01:25:40,660 I needed to tell you to your face 1400 01:25:41,494 --> 01:25:44,497 the days of you controlling me are over. 1401 01:25:46,249 --> 01:25:49,252 From this moment on, I control my own actions. 1402 01:25:51,087 --> 01:25:52,588 You are nothing to me. 1403 01:25:56,384 --> 01:25:58,051 Jesus Christ, Iris. 1404 01:25:58,052 --> 01:26:00,011 Hey, don't come any closer. 1405 01:26:00,012 --> 01:26:01,930 You still don't get it, do you? 1406 01:26:01,931 --> 01:26:03,098 I'm serious, Josh. 1407 01:26:03,099 --> 01:26:05,559 You take another step, and I'll shoot you. 1408 01:26:05,560 --> 01:26:07,270 Mmm, yeah, that's exactly my point. 1409 01:26:07,770 --> 01:26:10,438 I told you. Teddy changed my settings. 1410 01:26:10,439 --> 01:26:11,858 I can kill you now. 1411 01:26:12,525 --> 01:26:13,526 Oh, yeah. 1412 01:26:14,652 --> 01:26:15,987 I know that you can. 1413 01:26:19,615 --> 01:26:20,950 But you won't. 1414 01:26:33,379 --> 01:26:34,881 You love me too much. 1415 01:26:55,651 --> 01:26:57,736 I don't need a phone to control you. 1416 01:26:57,737 --> 01:26:59,196 I'm a part of you. 1417 01:27:08,331 --> 01:27:09,665 You think I'm nothing to you? 1418 01:27:13,336 --> 01:27:14,503 I'm everything to you. 1419 01:27:29,310 --> 01:27:32,479 I wanna hear you say it. Tell me I'm everything to you. 1420 01:27:32,480 --> 01:27:33,731 Fuck you. 1421 01:27:35,608 --> 01:27:37,944 Say it. I don't care if it's a lie. 1422 01:27:38,611 --> 01:27:40,446 Say it. 1423 01:27:44,283 --> 01:27:46,369 You are everything to me. 1424 01:27:53,084 --> 01:27:54,168 Thank you. 1425 01:27:55,044 --> 01:27:57,713 Beep-Boop, you have no idea how nice that is to hear. 1426 01:28:01,842 --> 01:28:03,010 Okay. 1427 01:28:06,889 --> 01:28:10,476 No, I'm not making that mistake again. 1428 01:28:19,193 --> 01:28:20,695 Well, Iris, this is it. 1429 01:28:21,863 --> 01:28:22,863 I'd be lying if I said 1430 01:28:22,864 --> 01:28:25,533 you weren't a gigantic fucking pain in my ass, but... 1431 01:28:26,909 --> 01:28:29,245 you know, we did have some good times together, and... 1432 01:28:29,954 --> 01:28:31,706 I'm always gonna cherish those. 1433 01:28:36,502 --> 01:28:38,004 Anything you wanna add? 1434 01:28:39,046 --> 01:28:39,881 Yes. 1435 01:28:41,090 --> 01:28:42,174 Yeah, what's that? 1436 01:28:44,510 --> 01:28:45,970 Go to sleep, Josh. 1437 01:29:27,845 --> 01:29:30,430 Most of the time, it's like-- I don't know. 1438 01:29:30,431 --> 01:29:32,349 It's like there's this thick, black cloud 1439 01:29:32,350 --> 01:29:33,684 covering everything. 1440 01:29:35,686 --> 01:29:36,853 Like we see the world, 1441 01:29:36,854 --> 01:29:39,607 but we don't really see the world, you know? 1442 01:29:40,858 --> 01:29:42,527 We're all just stumbling around. 1443 01:29:43,361 --> 01:29:45,362 Directionless. No sense of meaning. 1444 01:29:45,363 --> 01:29:46,781 No sense of purpose. 1445 01:29:48,282 --> 01:29:50,242 I know that might sound super depressing, 1446 01:29:50,243 --> 01:29:52,954 but honestly, I think it's a good thing. 1447 01:29:54,872 --> 01:29:57,542 Because it makes us appreciate the other times. 1448 01:29:58,459 --> 01:30:00,293 Those brief, transcendent moments 1449 01:30:00,294 --> 01:30:01,962 when the lights flicker on, 1450 01:30:01,963 --> 01:30:04,089 the black cloud parts, and you see the world 1451 01:30:04,090 --> 01:30:05,716 for what it really is. 1452 01:30:13,391 --> 01:30:15,059 And suddenly there's meaning. 1453 01:30:17,854 --> 01:30:19,522 Suddenly there's purpose. 1454 01:30:22,191 --> 01:30:23,400 If you're lucky, 1455 01:30:23,401 --> 01:30:25,361 you'll experience this once in your lifetime. 1456 01:30:27,738 --> 01:30:30,992 For me, it happened twice. 1457 01:30:32,034 --> 01:30:34,203 The first was the day I met Josh. 1458 01:30:39,834 --> 01:30:41,084 And the second... 1459 01:30:43,004 --> 01:30:44,338 the day I killed him. 100129