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I really appreciate this, mister.

Where are you headed?

Nowhere in particular.

Just hitching across country, huh?

I did that myself once back in the 50s.

Damn near got my ass shot off.

Angry farmer?

Yep.

Caught me with his daughter up in the
hayloft.

That ever happen to you?

Oh, yeah, lots of times.

Maybe before yesterday, last Friday.

Tomorrow, for all I know.

Kind of goes with the job.

been to California?

I just got back from a little trip to
Hollywood.

No, I never have.

Kind of hope to make it there this trip,
though.

Why? Yeah, wild place. You know it.

So I hear.

But, uh, they're both the same age.

Well, they went to junior high school
together and they dropped out together.

Betsy Lewis was my fourth wife.

What happened to the other three?

Well, let's see.

First one died.

Well, that's bad.

Yeah, she couldn't handle life on the
hog farm.

She got depressed, threw herself to the
hogs, and they ate her.

That's horrible.

Yeah.

Everything turns out for the best.

We did get the blue ribbon for that
year's county fair, though.

Seems those hogs thrive on you -know
-what.

Thank you for turning in.

Ah, well, it doesn't matter.

What about the second wife?

Prison.

Friday, they divorced me for a brand
-new pizza.

I'm supposed to get out sometime around
the third of the century.

If she's good, but she ain't.

And a third?

Well, she ran off with a hitchhiker.

Oh, hey, I'm not going to... Oh, hell, I
don't care.

You want her, you nab her.

Honey, warm her, that's it.

Like I know you're just craving to have
another look back at you.

Hey, Mom.

Look, man.

Looks pretty good.

Want to play?

Hollywood, huh?

copy her to go to Hollywood and be
starlets and get this fourth time. It's

to be a damn nuisance.

I can imagine.

Well, I don't really care, except
there's a lot of chores to be done on

farm.

Somebody's got to take care of it.

Dirty old pig.

I told you once, I've told you a hundred
times.

If you girls want to go back to
Hollywood and be starlets, you can do it

own time, but you've got to slap them
hogs first and get home by supper time.

My son's born.

He prefers pork with pork.

A girl needs a little excitement.

Go ahead, knock yourself out.

Cute Andy.

He's got blood on his back.

You'll be lucky you can still walk when
I get done with you.

Thank you.

I've got to take a piss.

You're going to come back, aren't you?

No, I don't think so.

Drive on. This is insane.

Monica, for crying out loud.

You better get in the back seat. My wife
doesn't appreciate strangers.

Hi. Come on in.

Thanks a lot.

Where are you going?

As far as you feel like taking, I'm just
grateful to get off my feet for a

while.

How long you been in the road?

About three years.

Oh, by the way, my name's Mark.

My name's Al.

This is my wife, Monica.

There's just a candy bag there.

Where are you going, Mark?

No place in particular.

Oh, maybe I'll go to Hollywood or
something.

Albert, this is ridiculous.

Stop the car and put him out.

No, let him stay.

Well...

Well, look, if I'm in the way... Mark,
new job for the summer?

Albert!

Look at Monica. It was your idea to hire
someone for the summer in the first

place.

Mark, I've got a stud farm just down the
road, and I could use someone to help

me out for the summer.

Interested?

Um, I don't know.

What about $1 ,000 for the summer?

Room, board, anything else you need?

I know he's not going to murder us all
in our sleep.

Well, those people usually travel in
pairs, and they usually have their own

cars. I think I'm relatively safe.

Well, let's get a few things straight
here.

We are people of money and position.

We demand the best of everything, and we
won't tolerate sloppiness or impudence.

Have you ever worked on a stud farm?

Do you know anything about horses?

I know horseshit when I see it.

Oh, Albert.

Monica, will you shut up?

Um... Hey, look, Al, if I'm in the
way... Well, that's about it. Look, when

we're in the house, you're the boss.

When we're in the farm, I rule.

Okay?

car is that?

It belongs to Bianca, my cousin. Wow.

Good meter.

Yeah, that is nice, isn't it?

I said mine are nicer.

Besides, they're real.

Oh, I was... It's not what you think.

She knows you're there. She does this
all the time.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

What do you mean they're not real?

She had them pumped up when she was
marbling.

If you look real close, right along
here, she's got scars.

You don't see any scars on mine now, do
you?

Uh -uh.

They're perfect.

Do you have any scars?

Might be of interest to me.

So, are you two going to eat or have
lunch with us, bitch?

Oh, so you want to play tag, huh?

So come and get it.

ever since.

Well, you're welcome to settle here for
a while if you'd like to.

It's like you've found yourself a friend
already there.

Just put in work wherever you feel
you're needed.

I think you'll find plenty here to do to
keep you busy.

Most of us will be relaxing for a while
until the Shah gets here.

The Shah?

You mean the racehorse?

Mm -hmm.

I thought he was owned by some syndicate
or something.

That's us.

We all own a quarter of them. How would
you like to own a quarter of a great

horse?

I think I'd rather own all of a great
quarter horse.

Well, we have a few of those around
here, too.

Excuse me.

But the shot is definitely the star of
this farm.

Star horse, that is.

When does he get here?

Well, actually, he should be here later
this morning. This afternoon, two men

from down at the track are going to
bring him up.

Men? Is that what you call them these
days?

One's a big, stupid farm boy. Guess what
his name is.

I don't know.

Probably something like Junior.

You're smart. That's exactly what it is.

The other one's some washed -up jockey
who gives the shots workouts.

What is that asswipe's name anyway?

Butch.

Butch. Yeah.

Butch. Butch and Junior.

Well, now that lunch is over, we can
attend to some more important matters.

Mr. Mark, take care of this.

Sure.

Glad to have you aboard.

Thanks. See you later.

Hey,

let me know when the shawl gets here.

Yeah, I'm ready.

Lost, little boy?

Well, as long as you're going to stand
there gawking, make yourself useful.

She lied.

There are no scars.

Now get back to work.

I said that's enough.

I'll call you if I need anything else.

Yeah, sure.

Dirk? Look, Al.

I don't like what I see. What are they
doing?

Your cousin's setting her ass.

Mark watering the lawn. Why?

That man has been all over your sister,
and now he's annoying my cousin.

What are you going to do?

I've been trying to do something all
afternoon.

Joey's got a headache.

I'm going for a swim.

Do you work here?

Yeah, I guess I do. Why? Well, where's
your boss?

He's right over there.

Charlie!

Hello, Charlie.

What's up?

Well, nice place.

Where's the horse?

Oh, the show's not here yet.

What do you want to know?

Well, I'm upping my offer to four
million.

I've got a certified check here and a
bill of sale.

Oh, that can't do, Charlie.

Besides, I only speak for 25%. Oh, you
know that's a tax dodge.

Those broads will do what you say.

Oh, no, they won't.

Oh,

well, hello, Bianca.

How about dinner?

Oh, I think I have problems keeping it
down. What are you doing here, Charlie?

Bianca, sell me your share of the shark.

Get off my land.

I'll make it five million cash.

Nah, Charlie, I don't need your money,
Charlie.

Al, that horse is getting old.

If I had him, I'd gild him so he'd run
faster.

That wouldn't leave a working set of
balls between the two of you, Charlie.

Well, you know, Al, I'm not used to
giving up things that I want.

You know something, Charlie?

You and I.

what? I'll call you in September.

Love lunch, Charlie.

Lunch, lunch.

Now let's have dinner.

Boy, I guess I really told her off, huh?

Yeah, I don't know either of that, bro.
Kicking us out of the diner just because

we didn't buy nothing.

Yeah. Do you think her boots was real?
Look, I told you, no dirty talk, all

right? You gotta be more sophisticated.
You gotta say something like, uh...

Hey, baby, how about going out with me
tonight?

I guarantee you a good time.

Yeah, and I won't make you swallow
anything, right? No, no, no.

No dirty language. Come on.

She was so pretty, and she smelled even
nicer than a new Buick.

Forget the Buick. Look, if Charlie don't
get here soon, I'm leaving.

Hey, if he doesn't come, do we have to
give the money back?

I don't know. He gave us $100 to wait
for him, didn't he? Yeet.

Hey, wait a sec. I think I see him over
there.

We was waiting for you.

All right. What's doing, boss?

Here's what I want you to do. I want you
to help me steal a horse. Do! I need to

hang you for that.

Not if you do exactly as I say.

She played nice.

How would you know?

I know what I like.

You also know the rules.

If you want to watch, you have to earn
the right.

I have to do to do that.

Are you a good fuck?

Bianca, just what do you take me as
anyway?

I take you as livestock.

Livestock?

Miss, where do you come off calling me
livestock?

Well, this is a stead farm.

Isn't there usually a fee involved?

Earn it, Dad.

Can I help you? Oh, excuse me.

What can I do for you?

Yeah, I'm Detective Brown. Is either one
of you the owner here?

I'm one of the owners. Why?

A horse trailer registered at this
address has been abandoned up the road.

Does it belong to either one of you?

What about the horse?

If there was a horse in that trailer,
it's gone now.

Stolen? We're still investigating, but
you can pick up the trailer anytime.

In fact, we found this note. Does this
pertain to you?

It says...

Al, no more horsing around.

I'll be in touch.

No signature.

Who's Al?

Al's my brother. I'll make sure that he
gets this. Thank you.

Thanks a lot.

Okay, thank you.

Boy, rich people, they ever take the
cake when it comes to this shit.

I wonder what Charlie's planning to do.

Can't sell the horse.

Can't race him.

Charlie wouldn't kill the Shah, would
he?

I wouldn't put it past him.

Well, he'd insure it, isn't he?

Yeah, to the hill. Four million dollars
worth.

So, four million is four million.

Wait a minute here. We're talking about
a living, breathing being here, not just

a piece of property.

Besides which, he'll collect more than
twice that this summer in stud fees.

Hey, Mark, why don't you and I take a
drive?

See what we can find out? Get the
trailer?

Yeah, sure.

Oh, no. I'll take him out there. Charlie
might call.

All right.

You go. But as long as you go and get
something done, see what you can find

okay? Okay.

We'll get something done.

I'll bet.

You know what they're going to do?

Disgusting. Why don't you do something?

Come on, Monica. We're all three healthy
adults here.

You and I are the only ones not having
any fun.

The anchor isn't taken in by that
drifter.

I'm a regular rack, huh?

Look it, what the hell do I have to do
to loosen you up a little bit? Come on.

I'm not in the mood. And I won't be
until the shore is where he belongs and

bum is off our land.

Oh, Jesus Christ, Monica.

Look at this. They were so stupid they
didn't even move the trailer.

Come on, let's go find Shaw. Yeah.

Hey, come on.

Shaw, come on, Shaw. Hey.

Got to treat you.

Yeah.

Now, let's, uh... Let's get the trailer
and take it away so they can't take him.

Then we'll get Al to call the police.

No, Alex, no.

Only with you, baby.

Come on, let's go. Boy, baby, we'll be
back. Yeah, don't worry about it.

Oh, really, Bianca?

Must you bounce your tits around all
afternoon?

Oh, come on, Monica. You should try it.
It's very relaxing.

Not to the help.

Maybe you can handle him. But what if he
attacks me?

Look it. Then he's on his own.

Now take off your clothes and join me.

Never. Oh, you made me forget why I came
out here. You have a phone call.

Take a message.

It's Charlie.

Oh.

What is it, Charlie?

You look nice today, Bianca.

Your tan made you look exotic, even from
a distance.

Yeah, well, you can get a closer look
when you kiss my ass.

So, did you call for a reason, or are
you too wimpy to make obscene calls to

strangers?

I'm going to give you a chance now to
get your horse back.

Why don't you get all dolled up and meet
me at the diner? We'll have a little

dinner and spend a quiet evening
together, and I'll meet you there, say,

hour.

Bye.

Now the fun begins.

Come on.

Come on, get in. That's it.

going to do?

Anything I want, my little eyes,
princess.

Junior, you let her give away, and I'm
going to give your share of the money to

Butch. That's not fair.

I just want to see the horse. Is he all
right?

He's okay. I gave him half of my
Twinkie. He liked it a lot. Oh, good.

Oh,

hey, everybody.

What the fuck you got here? The place
you got here.

Now just sit down and relax.

Move back. Take it easy, and nobody will
get hurt, okay?

We got some important business to
discuss here. Why don't you sit down,

And the rest of you, pay attention,
because I'm not going to repeat myself

twice. We got Bianca, and we got the
horse.

If you want the dame back, sign over the
horse.

What happens if we don't?

Okay, but then you got a dead stud
horse.

No, Charlie likes it better when they
squirm around a little bit.

So she's probably safe.

But then again, who knows?

Anything could happen, right?

Well, thanks for having us in tonight,
folks. Charlie will be in touch.

Don't try anything dumb now, will you?

Knock it off, you creep.

Junior, remember what the boss said.
We're just supposed to keep an eye on

Now, leave her alone.

I just wanted to ring her doorbell. I
wasn't going to bite him or nothing. I

told you before, I don't like dirty
language, especially in front of a dame.

Oh, you ain't so good, Butch. You know
what he told me once late?

Junior, I told you never talk about
that.

He told me he once saw his own mother
naked.

Now, you watch her good.

And if she escapes, I'll tell Charlie
you let her get away.

What are you going to do?

I got to calm down.

Get some sleep so I can think straight.

Think straight for the boss.

The idea?

Yeah, take off your top.

But we promised how we wouldn't. No, no,
no, no, come on.

As soon as you can, get to your car and
then get home, okay?

Look!

Who?

I can't believe this.

Did you see that?

What? No.

Something pretty funny going on here.

Really?

Hey, huh?

Why did you do that?

I'm sorry, Junior.

I really meant to do this.

Oh, God.

Hey, where's Junior? Ah, you just sit
there and don't make a move.

Now, what'd you do with Junior?

Perfect refinement.

Class.

Sophisticated women like you.

How's about letting me smell your
underwear?

Oh, shut up.

I know. Why don't you go in there and
get him to, uh... Why don't you forget

Why don't you do something?

Yeah, like what?

If we can't make him horny, let's make
him mad.

We tried horny.

Let's make them now.

Go ahead.

Hey, Butch.

Shit.

Piss. Old lady's piss.

Dog milk.

Oh, God.

Okay, I'll take the car. You take the
shower. You take the shower. Meet you at

the house. Yeah, right.

no idea where she is.

Have you called the insurance man?

I haven't. I still think that Mark and
Candy are going to come up with

something.

I don't need to worry so much.

It's easy for you to say, but how do you
suggest I do that?

Start by coming back to bed with me.

I will be working in the garden. If you
hear anything, please call me.

I want you to see something really
disgusting.

All right, Mr. Mark, whoever you are, I
want you off my land.

Everything was fine around here until
you showed up. Now just get out.

Jesus.

What's going on here?

Nothing's wrong. Everything's fine.

I got your horse for you.

There's Candy.

There's Bianca. Here I am.

What's the problem?

It's Monica.

Excuse me.

What'd I do?

Nothing.

Why do you keep refusing me?

Simple thing. Keep the horse in the
broad here and you blow it. Of all the

stupid, moronic, idiotic things I ever
heard... Dumb?

Dumb? You don't qualify to be dumb, you
corn -fed pile of cow shit.

And you, Butch, where was your head when
they stole their horse from us?

Oh, well, it wasn't my fault.

They outnumbered us.

No, they didn't. There was only... How
would you know? You were unconscious.

No, I wasn't. I was knocked out. Oh,
well, what are you talking about?

They surrounded us. They had guns and
bombs and karate.

Who did?

Big Al's gang.

There must have been a thousand of them.

Al's gang?

What gang?

Big, mean, tough professionals.

I think they were mercenaries. They had
skulls tattooed on their heads and bones

in their noses. Right, Junior?

Is that right?

They dropped out of the sky. Jet
helicopters landed on the roof. And then

started pumping in the nerve gas. The
nerve gas. How do you know?

We got real nervous.

Then they ran in firing machine guns.

Oh, look at all the bullet holes.

Oh, them termite holes. Oh, they shot
the termites, too. Right, Junior?

Yeah. Well, what'd they look like?

Well, they was purple with pink spots.
Oh, that's your comic book, you dork.

They were seven -foot, hairy -chested
dykes with fangs. They overpowered us

took the horse.

You see, Bianca was their leader, and
they had to rescue her or kill

It was awesome.

Right, Junior?

I don't remember.

Was that before or after the girl with
the pretty ass wiggled for us? Shut up.

What are you talking about?

Nothing. He's delirious.

Go on, Junior. What really happened?

Well, well, we was watching the horse
and the girl, like you said, and

then this real pretty girl all naked
comes and wiggles her lady parts at us.

she was real pretty, too, and she
wiggles her ass at me.

Well, she was sleeping, and I walked out
to play with her, and then I got

knocked out.

Is that what happened to you, Butch?
I'll get you for this, Junior.

You mean to tell me that you let go of a
$4 million horse because some broad

shook her ass at you?

Normally I wouldn't, but she did have a
particularly nice ass.

I ought to have you two put to sleep. I
just can't believe this.

It happened all right because we was
there.

I'm not going to give up. I'm going to
get that horse back.

How? Walk in and take it?

Exactly. Now, pay attention, because
we're going to get that horse back

and I mean business.

Yeah, it takes at least eight people to
do that right.

Well, you come on. That's how you got in
trouble the first time. Come on.

Look, it's a shark. It's a shark.

Yeah, it is. Open that up. Come on, get
it open. Get that hammer out. Break

the lock.

Break the lock.

Hurry up, hurry up.

That's it, that's it.

Harder, harder.

Hit it harder.

What was that?

What was that noise?

It must be the shot.

Oh, my God, the shot.

Hey, you got any guns?

Yeah.

Oh, party, look what we have here. A
couple of horse thieves. Yep.

They're going to hang us.

No, hanging would be too good for the
likes of you.

Now, Al, now, now, fun's fun, but you
win. Now, just let us go, and

we'll let bygones be bygones. Oh,
Charlie, I should shoot you right here,

would scare the horse.

Nah, shooting him now wouldn't be right.

Start with the stooges.

All right, butch.

All right, now you're going to get it.
One, two, three.

Don't even think about it.

Your turn, Tuckaloos. Oh, where's Butch?

Nothing left, all gone.

It's your turn, horse thief.

Start running.

Wait a minute, Al.

Charlie, I just wanted to tell you that
I haven't forgotten all the good times

that we've had over the years.

Oh, well, we really did have a good time
together, Bianca. I know, and now I'm

going to give you an advantage.

Who knows? It just may save your life.

Oh, well, gee, thanks.

What are you going to do?

I'm going to gouge you so you can run
back.

Listen, I'm taking off.

Thanks for everything.

This is one summer I'm not going to
forget.

Oh, listen, you really got to go?

You're welcome to stay around here as
long as you'd like. You can help me take

care of the place.

No, thanks. I like the road.

Well, look at... Can't thank you enough
for getting the shop back for me.

Oh, you're welcome. Take care of it.

And I want you to know, anytime you'd
like to come back this way, I'll have

something for you to do.

Take it easy.

Okay.

Stay late and a dollar short.

Mark went on down the road.

Oh, shit. We wanted to give him one for
the road. Come on.