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okay so this is my first proper British Christmas

which already feels insane because back home it would be boiling hot

everyone would be eating ice cream

and I'm sitting here in two pairs of fluffy socks

feeling like a tiny frozen pensioner

I genuinely don't understand how you guys do winter here

every single year it's so miserable

my hands hurt my face hurts

my soul hurts so I asked you guys

what I'm actually supposed to do for a proper British Christmas

because apparently it's not just put up a tree and hope for the best

you guys sent me a whole checklist

which I really liked

and it made me feel like I'm doing a school project

but with high stakes

the first thing on my list was go to a grotto and I was like

what's a grotto but it turns out it's Santa in a little room basically

and honestly I loved it so here's me doing my first ever grotto

so windy hi guys

so I'm about to go to my first ever Christmas grotto

we don't have these in New Zealand

we usually literally just have like

a Santa

sitting in the middle of a mall with a few decorations around it

I'm really interested to see what a Christmas grotto is

um apparently this is a really good one so let's go and check it out

alright let's pick out some cute little Christmas tree decorations

green is my favourite colour

they've got a lot of green ones

but my kitchen is blue so I really like this one actually

this one's very cute got a little Santa on it

I'm gonna get this one I think I'm gonna just have to go for gold ones

get some red as well okay

I'm kind of struggling I don't feel like that many of these um

that's cute as well I like red

I think red will be okay

I used to love decorating the Christmas tree when I was younger

it's been ages actually since I've done that

I think I've ever done that as an adult to be honest

oh there's some white ones

I quite like this one oh guys

I found some blue decorations

oh yeah I like that one

that's very very cute this one's cute

2 pound can't argue with that

that's nice and I think it will suit my kitchen

alright I'll put that one in as well

you know I kind of like this one too

I like sparkly ones I do really like the see through ones as well

I don't know I don't really like that one too much

oh guys look what I found

it's a blue lyrebird that's perfect for my kitchen and it's a lyrebird

ha ha that's so cool

I'm really getting that one

it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas

everywhere you go take a look in the 5 and ten

it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas

toys and every

I've got all my Christmas decorations

why am I speaking like that

OK I've got all my Christmas decorations in the car now

so gonna go check out the grotto now Yay

I'm really excited so yeah let's head back in

okay I have entered the grotto

so it is a bunch of decorations

I suppose and a bunch of lights

very clearly not for my age range

she said I could come in for £3

it's usually £20 and you get like a present at the end

but she said'cause I'm an adult

I couldn't get a present so only pay £3 to come through

which is fine with me

it's like a little train here

how big is this thing though

beat and I know it's a place to go

next train to Lapland from Platform 1 departing soon

okay so it's kind of big

lots of decorations I don't really get what this is

it's just like a thing

you walk through with a bunch of lights and like

Christmas decorations I don't know

the whole store is decorated anyway

they're kind of cute though

there's like a woman sitting here

oh it's like a train

little lamp post haha

waiting for the train to lap land hahaha

yeah

okay and now I'm walking through like some kind of snowy room

some kind of like cold

room I guess

there's some like polar bears and stuff

cute

very tempted to touch but I imagine it didn't say no touching

but I don't think I should cause they look so fluffy

look how fluffy they look

not bad for 3 pound oh

is that just a person doing that

oh OK

do I go in there or do I go around here OK

it's time to get a photo with Santa

OK guys

so the grotto was pretty fun

Santa was really nice he asked yeah

where I'd come from to see him

he was like you've come a very long way

and I was like

we come from New Zealand how long do you have to stay

40 hours so yeah

overall grocery experience

I rate it like a 6 out of 10

pretty small but really nicely decorated

so yeah it was fun

Santa was lovely would you like a present from Santa today

I would

oh guys

there's actually like this virtual reality thing

think I might do this as well

this looks fun give me a second

I've never actually done virtual reality

either one of these things look

it's a little slay slay right

cute let's go do that

can you see the front of the slide now

I can lovely right

let's send you off to Lapland

okay

enjoy thank you

hello everyone

welcome to this test flight

this is magic powered slay

this is dash he'll be your pilot today

hold on tight everybody

take it away dash

OK so that slay ride was dead fun

actually I'm looking at the footage now

I did feel like you were like actually like on a little roller coaster

cause it was moving up and down and they blow like cold air on you

it blows like cold air on you

the headset was kind of uncomfortable though

so I'm gonna rate that experience like a 4 out of 10

the grotto gets 6 and that gets a 4

that might be too harsh I'm gonna give it a 5

I'm feeling Christmassy so I'll give it a five

doing that made me think of everything else that we've done this year

and it's actually a lot I don't realize until I see it all together

and actually think about it

and I'm like yeah

that's a lot I've done a lot this year

so here's a little highlight reel of some of the best bit

don't become one of his children

pick up the pieces

should have wished it happen

style of dress

she can ask to your highness

but you do it anyway who am I

am I to say my soul goes to bed

pick up the pieces

rain is hanging on Saturday

oh yeah

please just love me there

so next up on our Christmas show

something wholesome

I'm gonna bake some gingerbread men in an apron and nothing else

hi everyone today we're gonna be baking some naked gingerbread men

I'm naked the gingerbread man aren't gonna be

we're gonna put clothes on them and

decorate them okay so we've got all of our ingredients right here

we've got our gingerbread cutters

some basic ingredients

and here we've got our measuring bowl not measuring bowl

fucking mixing bowl I've actually lost my measuring cups

I have no idea where they are

so we're kind of gonna have to wing it a little bit okay

so chat gpt gave me this recipe so first things first

we're gonna mix together the flour

baking soda ginger

cinnamon and the nutmeg

so I pretty much only need a measuring cup for the flour okay

so it looks like it's pretty much about three of these

so let's start off with that

okay that's roughly 350 grams of flour

I guess I need to read the instructions really carefully

because I tend to not read things very carefully

so next we've got 1 teaspoon of baking soda

bicarbonate of soda I guess baking soda is slang for that

it sounds very formal bicarbonate of soda

okay 1 teaspoon

next up we've got two T2

next up we've got two teaspoons of ground ginger

I've got ginger powder so hopefully that works

I think it should be all good two table

why do I keep saying 2 tablespoons

2 tablespoons teaspoons oh my fucking God 2 teaspoons

okay next we've got a 1 tablespoon no one

next up we've got 1 teaspoon of ground cinnamon hmm

now we're gonna put in a pinch of salt

we're only gonna use a quarter teaspoon of nutmeg

Okey dokey there are our dry ingredients

and we're gonna put that to the side for now

and move on to our wet ingredients

okay pretty much the rest of that okay

so now we've got our butter nice and softened

and then we need 175 grams of soft brown sugar

I actually love brown sugar

I used to eat it out of the packet all the time

I don't do that now because I'm an adult but

honestly I would if I still could

okay

now we're gonna beat the butter and brown sugar until light and fluffy

and I'm gonna take the apron off okay let's beat this together

perfect I think that's great

I would say that's definitely light and fluffy

loving it

beat in the egg and then the golden syrup

so we just need one large egg and 4 tablespoons of golden syrup

one large egg

and 4 tablespoons of pure Canadian maple syrup

for all my Canadians out there one

two three four okay

now let's beat this and hopefully you're beating something as well

okay so here's what our wet ingredients mixture looks like

and now we just need to gradually add it to the dry ingredients

oh yeah gradually okay and then we'll give that a little mixing

okay guys so we pretty much have our dough here

and we're gonna pop it in the fridge to chill for 30 minutes

and then once that's done

we are gonna

do this shit cookie cutter them I guess okay

so now our dough has chilled as you can see here

so we're just gonna lightly flour the surface

and roll it out into like a really thin strip

and then cut out our gingerbread men

okay so I don't have a rolling pin

so I'm gonna take this jar and try and roll it out like that

which should probably work to be honest

okay so I guess now we've got our dough pancake

so I'm gonna just start cutting around

I guess I like the size of this one

let's take the dough off ooh

actually this might turn out quite well guys

alright and then we'll pop our gingerbread man on this base

I may have made them slightly too thick cause they feel very heavy

but I guess we will see Okie Dokie guys

so now we have all of our gingerbread men

so let's pop them in the oven and then decorate them

hey Google set a timer for 10 minutes

sure 10 minutes and we're starting now see you guys in a tick

alright guys

our gingerbread men are ready so let's take them out of the oven

they smell pretty good to be honest

yeah some of them look a little lopsided

because I put them like on a slant in the tray

but they do look like gingerbread men

okay and here are all the little collards and stuff I have to

decorate them and I did have chocolate chips as well I recall

but I actually bought the stuff for this ages ago

and I ate them and I totally forgot to get more okay

I feel like the most important colours here are red white and green

oh let's start with the eyes

ooh ha ha ooh

it's not very white looks like cum

is this like dye oh is this food coloring

oh my God I think this is food colouring it's not icing

yeah fuck guys

that's um that's icing

no that's food coloring

that's not icing I can't use that to decorate them

okay guys well I guess I'm not decorating them

um however I might as well try one

hmm oh too bad

I'll still eat them definitely

alright guys well that concludes our gingerbread baking video

I really hope you guys enjoyed this and yeah

I would let you guys eat them if I could

they're not amazing but they're alright

we tried they look like gingerbread men at least so that's a win

thanks for watching guys

Mwah

this next part made me so happy

my favourite Christmas movie ever is the Grinch

I love him because he's dramatic and sensitive

and he literally hates everything apart from one tiny little person

same

so I decided I'm gonna become him like fully become him full makeup

a full green body a full transformation

so guys today I'm becoming the Grinch

you should wanna tell

jobs like like bigger jobs like this

I think my tripod and record like time lapses and stuff

but because of like the nature of it

I didn't want to bring it and you'll be welcome to if you want to

you know what I mean yeah

yeah so I was like

you could have used that for him

your content as well though I didn't end up making it

yeah I like doing a lot of behind the scenes content

the Grinch now and we're about to move on to my legs

okay here's a little progress update

almost my no

pretty much my entire body is now fully green

let me show you guys

ta da

okay we're just moving on to the face now

I can do like a nice eye makeup to go with it as well if you want

yeah that'd be great thank you

the future now is

oh my God that's cool

I love how that's looking

that looks cute that's so cute that's so cute

I farted

oh it looks weird when it's small with my teeth

what's that

look at me face that you look at

hahaha

like a hulk

hahaha

it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas

take a look at the 5 and 10

it's glistening once again

it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas

but the prettiest sight to see is the holly that will be

does it all talking we'll go for a walk

with the help of Janice and John you better watch out

cause Santa Claus is coming to town

let's go

I think jazz number

I feel when I touch your hand

and we do another tour as well

hmm

so now that I'm all painted up and fully green

ha ha I'm gonna go to the McDonald's drive through

and try a Grinch frozen lemonade

which I keep seeing and I really wanna try one

and what better time to try it than as the Grinch

and then I'm gonna head to scandals

which is a sex toy store

and see if I can find a other Christmas themed toy or a green dildo

that's the goal so yes

I have to go out like this haha

I didn't actually get time to go to the sex toy store

before this happened so that's why I'm going out like this

but yeah let's go

this is a bit bigger than normal

take me back to my mountain

that's not what the Grinch did

hi can I please get the Grinch meal

ha ha ha

welcome to McDonald's how can I help you today

hi yeah

can I please get a large 3 chicken select meal

yeah I want a drink with that Coke Zero please

yeah anything else

could I also please get the Grinch meal

oh sorry ha ha ha ha ha ha

thanks very much

thank you thanks for my

wait where's my Grinch lemonade

that's so funny that's interesting though

so now we're gonna head to scandals

the sex toy store

and try and pick up either a Christmas themed toy to use

or a green dildo

when you're in the middle boy I can read your mind

this ain't texting ain't no holding the next time

I don't know if I can but I think I might be

time to pop into the 6 toy store

and see what we can find that I can use in the video

I'm gonna film as the Grinch

okay so I'm back from the sex toy store and they had

didn't have much in the way of green dildos for some reason

how hard is it to get a green dildo

but they had this little Santa hat

labia pleaser and clit sucker so I was here

I was like that's great and then also um

he mentioned to me that they have these little Christmas crackers

filled with a fun naughty things inside

so I decided to buy one of these as well

you know what they say good things come to those who wait

and you've gotten through this whole special without seeing any porn

I couldn't leave you blue balled especially at Christmas time

so without further ado here is a very special festive weird wanks

and I know you guys are going to love it because I did

my Christmas gift to you

Ho ho ho

wow

she looks amazing

he's like a who

I think it's like a little prosthetic on her nose she looks so good

and that's like the man haha

babe

you would break them off

someone saw what you were wearing and are you gonna be the who

that turns me in oh

she's Martha I'm so stupid that's Martha

well then

I guess I'm just gonna have to let you open one present

before Christmas arrives

this is what I mean this is so high quality bro

hmm

ah ah

ah ah ah

three four

ah

holy smoke

bro their bedroom looks amazing

I'm gonna suck that cock mother

hmm

ugh

it's got a very long cock

ah

oh she's loving it

she's great at that

some food on the land

don't just lay there put your hands to use and unwrap me

that's right baby

she actually looks so hot in that cosplay she looks so sexy

oh oh

oh

hmm

oh oh oh my gosh

oh

mm hmm

you still love me just as well as when I first met you oh

thank you

oh oh oh

this cock is so wet

her tongue's going like wild

you're so romantic

oh

that's my favorite time of the year

that's the who I used to know

that's right do it

ooh

I like what's gotten into you

ooh

I like it

that's so good

I love your hair bro

it's amazing how they get the hair

it's so complicated with like little plaits and stuff

they do such a good job Christmas

I must be like a wig maybe like a hairpiece

but she looks so sexy

ah

oh

oh ah

oh

um

oh

um

oh

oh that's so sexy

hmm

oh oh fuck

oh

hmm

oh she's so pretty

hmm

oh yeah

oh

oh oh

oh oh oh

oh oh

oh oh oh

oh yes

mmm

oh oh yeah oh

oh fuck oh

it's gonna be how my clit just in

oh oh

oh oh

that's so sexy

oh

she looks so fucking good riding him

she got such a nice pussy

oh

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hmm

oh oh oh

oh yeah

oh yeah

oh yeah

oh yeah

oh yeah

oh my God

feels so fucking good

ah ah

mmm

ah ah

ah ah ah

ah

oh oh

his cosplay is actually really good this green suit

oh oh

oh that's right backwards

yes oh

oh

oh

the stockings are so cute

oh oh

oh yeah oh

oh yeah

she's got such a nice body

I love how it's like so cute and petite

oh yeah

ah ah ah

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ah ah ah

ah ah ah

just finish it off

ah ah ah

holy smokes holy smokes

holy smokes

I didn't realize this is not ladylike of you

holy smokes

I'm just trying to find the Christmas cheer

that's not how you do it

oh it's like this

go to that side of the couch young lady

oh yup oh what

oh young lady oh Christmas cheers like this oh yeah

oh yeah

oh yeah oh yeah

oh yeah

oh yeah that's a good who

oh look at you

oh

I love Christmas I love Christmas

Merry Christmas Sweetheart

oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

oh oh oh oh oh

oh oh oh oh oh

oh oh

oh yeah

oh yeah

oh yeah

oh

yeah

oh oh

oh yes oh yeah fuck oh fucking hell oh oh

Jesus

ah ah

ah ah ah

Mwah sugar plum I love when there's come on your nose oh

I do too it fills me with so much Christmas joy come on

oh sweet oh we just want to make happy family

yes we are

it's a very Merry Christmas

Christmas cheer back yes

I feel like I really got it back

you should turn that frown upside down yeah yeah

Merry Christmas oh

Merry Christmas Merry Christmas

Ho ho ho

thank you guys for watching my Christmas special

and thank you all so much for your support through the year

I can't wait to show you guys what I've got in store for 2026

Merry Christmas everyone and to all a good night

mwah

Brother Merry Christmas

they don't understand the things I want for Christmas

all my brother's Jolly Brother

Merry Christmas Brother Merry Christmas Brother

Merry Christmas all my brother's Jolly Brother Merry Christmas

she wanna sing to Japan

down for the kids she got the drawing in her hands

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas Merry Christmas all my brothers tell me Merry

Merry Christmas Brother

Merry Christmas

all my brothers tell me Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas

Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas

when it lets us mingle to do more I'm gonna love you

I'm not a nice man oh

oh say it baby

but girl you're patient with me oh oh

I've been in love with you

I've been really in love with you

I'm in love with you

I'm in love with you

I'm a little soldier

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I know my color

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forse sarà che bene fa

spécialisé dans le tourisme

in my jacuzzi

nurusbi

asya şimaliye vurdu Pakistan Mora

انا ما اكره

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I need to get a towel

hi guys my name is cheeky and Zed and welcome back

to another sexy porn reaction

somebody sent this video through to me on X Hamster

which by the way is a really good website

and I've had a lot of success

uploading what was taken down of Pornhub on there

so you guys should definitely go check out my profile

if you miss any of my old videos

so this porn animation is by Lou Frogo

who you may have heard of

and it's called Horny Girlfriend Wants to fuck

I imagine it's got a much more charming name

but it was just like

uploaded by one of those pages that just reupload people's shite

so that's probably why it's got that name

anyways this should be a really fun video to watch

and come and maybe squirt to

um cause little frog do make really good animations

so let's see what they have in store for us

and jump into today's video

also if you're wondering yes I do have a new camera

it is the Sony a seven 4 and I am stoked with it

so far the quality is so good

um

and it's been really fun to like mess around with since I bought it

I bet this camera didn't think it was gonna be making so much porn

before it was bored

okay guys let's jump into this 23 minute video

um I'm really hoping this camera doesn't come out of focus

because I am probably not using the right lens for what I'm filming

but yeah I'm so excited

I hope this just looks really

really good

OK anyway

oh

listen I know

I said I like how that intro's a bit different from the Pornhub one

if you keep hesitating and don't get your cock out

we're never gonna find out how good I can be at it

alright you ready

okay um

God you weren't lying uh

alright let me just don't laugh

I think there's a lot of blow jobs in this

from what I saw when I was scrolling through

I actually love giving head

I actually love like sucking cock

I find it really fun

it's really thick um

it's way thicker than I thought it would

she's loving it

oh

jeez

I will say though I'm not really a swallower

um I'm definitely a spitter

yeah

but that's only because I can't deal with like textures

I think really if you get what I mean

then I'll get even rougher

wait what are you

hmm how cute

are you hot really trying to hide just how wet you are

no I'm not

I love watching fingering to be honest like I find it so hot

come on

I think I just like love seeing like objects fingers

cock like kind of in pussy

like that's what turns me on the most

I feel um

when I'm like watching porn

sorry I got a lot to say about this video so far

I definitely get turned on watching blow jobs

definitely open my mouth some more

are you sure you can handle it

I love that like mini build I'm just in

hmm

ah ah

I'm really hoping that my pussy looks really good in the pussy cam

because I gave it a little trim today

so it's like perfectly hairy

ah ah

ah

oh

her eyes hot eyes oh

this is fun

are you gonna come

yeah I'm getting close no

please swallow it

of course

I think these two characters have like really good chemistry

ah hmm fuck

ah

ah ah ah

hmm ah

oh she's got cum dripping all over her face

that was a lot

haha

um

sorry I didn't do a very good job of swallowing it all

it's just that there was a

I really like the chemistry between these two characters

it's really cute and wholesome

I love you so much honey I love you too

oh you're really pinned up huh

I'd love a cock on my face right now

well what do you feel like doing to me huh

oh good boy oh oh my

oh yeah

are you okay I didn't realize I was forcing it in that day yeah

I just wait

sorry can we stop for a second

there's a picture of Momo on the wall

I fucking hate that thing

it's so creepy that's so weird

I just saw that that thing with the face that's well creepy

that used to terrify me oh why is it on the wall

sorry I just had to point that out

that was well strange

didn't expect to throw my cute

little boyfriend's cock when I got home from work

Jeez

weren't you the one who wanted to watch anime

maybe I uh

maybe we should just go back and

Mona slow down

what are you oh

I'm not done with this

please

get over here and fuck me already

you're soaked this is one thing I remember about Lude Froggo

like the characters have like

really like natural bodies

which is quite nice like

obviously you don't really see that too much

got very natural body you know

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ah ah ah

I'm coming

I'm not done with you yet

fuck

I'm

so sensitive

ah ah

ah ah

ah ah

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ah

ah ah

ah ah

should I come outside

you're such a good boy

I love you I love you too

oh this fucking weather

oh my God

Becky I'm home

Susan

stay put oh

I'm sorry are the two of you busy right now

oh

look at him go

so your Becky's oh

we like Susan she's a good bitch

what

sorry ma'am I didn't see you coming

I hope I'm not interrupting

so much

you must have been really pumped up

I I

I mean Susan

my turn oh geez

OK guys

let's get nice to meet you ma'am

oh please call

me Susan

hold on wait for me

wait for me wait ma'am

I gotta say she's a pretty good roommate

such a cute young cock

Jeez huh

I told you to wait for me

are you sure about this yes a lucky guy

all right

then I won't hold back

oh my

oh God

is that all you got baby

I'm coming we are just getting started

oh

freak did you say something

oh sorry but you can't have this

Becky you're so aggressive

I love it oh freak

hey my glasses

oh there Missy

I got you now

you're not wearing anything under your pajamas

you're soaked young man

I think your girlfriend needs to be taught a lesson

it's time she learns some manners

I'm loving this

don't fuck with me Becky

I know you prefer it that way

yes yes

I do then why don't you thank your boyfriend like a good little girl

hmm

yes

thank you

I'm not using

Tyler

good girl oh right oh

let me get them for you

fuck it Susan

it's so cute

oh oh

oh guys

oh this one's driving me a little crazy

it tastes just like your boyfriend's cock

like crazy horny

oh

cut it out oh

you're embarrassing me

oh no

you hurt

sorry Becky

I couldn't help myself seeing you kick your feet like that

you're such a dork I'm coming again

your boyfriend is so cute

I'll show you cute

that's great

fuck

ah ah

shit ah oh fuck

oh my God she's right though you are really cute

oh fuck

okay maybe I should stop using that

oh that's a lot of clean up

are you okay

never been better energetic young cocks are the best Jeez

oh my gosh

that was so hot over that so could you what

you know

no

you're so cute

oh my God it's so sensitive my clit

I don't know if you guys can like

I don't know if you guys can like see but like I'm very wet

looks like I'm oiled up guys but it's just squirt

so that was an amazing video

I loved like every minute of that I loved the aesthetic of it

I loved like the background of their rooms

it was so pretty and I think the colours were so vibrant

as I mentioned in the video

that moment I posted kind of freaked me out a little bit

I was like ugh memories um

but other than that I thought the whole thing was absolutely beautiful

other camera angle and like the camera movements as well was so good

like I really like blue frog

I think they make really cool stuff definitely up there

uh with their pics on

so I really hope that you guys enjoyed watching this with me

that was so enjoyable and and I squirted so much

I don't know if you guys can hear it on the microphone

but I was just squirting

um but yeah

if you guys would like to see the squirt

and the uncensored version of this

make sure to head up my fansly page

other than that I will see you guys in the next video

thank you for watching

Mwah

hey guys so today we are going to be watching some 2d animation tie

I found this one by going down the rabbit hole of porn

animation on Pornhub

a lot of the ones that look really good have

like Spanish or Portuguese subtitles

and because you know I can only speak one language

it took me ages to find one that had English subtitles

this video is called Enzo Kohai 7

and it seems to be about a couple at the beach

so animation outdoor sex Woohoo

anyway let's get into today's video

and I really hope you guys enjoy watching

okay guys so let's start watching

青い海白い砂浜

鼻をくすぐる塩風の香り

普段とは違った環境に自然と気分も高揚してくる that is true because

whenever I go to the beach I'm always really happy afterwards

ど

うしたそんな驚いた顔をして

こ

れがそ

んなにおかしかったかああい

やその件もびっくりなんだけど想像してたよりずっとセクシ

ーな水着だったから目のやり場に困って

バカ者恋人とのデートなの

だからこれく

らい普通だ

一番違うのはエルフの姫騎士イージスが俺の恋人として一緒に来ている

ことだろう

she's such a cute elf I wanna do a little elf cosplay guys

イージスから珍しく相談を受けたのがホッタンだった来週に控えたクラス

の女子との海水浴その下見に付き合ってほしいとアイリスに何かあっ

たらっていう心配はわかるからついてきたけど

なあイージスど

うした本当に必

要だったか恋人同士の

設定

見ろ周りの男たちの視線を共有の態度で

演技だとバレてしまったのでは違うと思うで

は共有これをおお本

当にやるのか無論だ

日焼け止めを塗り合うのは恋人同士の定番の習性なのだろううまいっだな

事実にとっては聞きかじった情報を実践してるだけなんだろうけどこんな男の

理想を体現したような体にこんな風に手を合わせてたらう

ん共有言いにくいのだがそ

の股間が

ああいやこれは

仕方がないな一緒に来いおいえい

いじすここはさ

っきほど見つけた岩場だここならひっかめ

につかないこんな状態でビーチを見てまわること

もできないだろう私が沈めてやる興奮した彼氏

のために岩かげで彼女がこっそりフェラしてくれるとか男な

ら誰もが憧れるシチュエーションしかもそれを

一緒にいるだけで周りから羨まれるく

らい人間離れした美少女がしてくれるなんて

ああ口に射精した

いけどいいじつ胸でしてくれないか胸するのは構わんが

本当に好きなのだな私には

これの何がそんなに良いのか確かですこればっかりは仕方ないんだ

柔らかな弾力と見た目の刺激そして何よりさ

っきまで砂浜で男たちの視線を釘付けにしていたその胸を

自分だけが好き放題できるというその優越感が快感を何十倍にも引き上げる

あああどう

だ気持ちいいかああちんこ全部

包まれて柔らかくてすべすべで

気持ちよすぎてもう

いい実の胸も顔も俺の精

液でドロドロにまずい今出したばっかりなのに共有まだ

収まっていないようだが

あ

いやそのこの先

もめちゃくちゃしたいけどみんなとの最近の取り決めで休日の女は禁止さ

れてて

でなければ良い

のだろう今の我々は恋人同士ならばこ

れは女ではなく恋人同士のただの王政違うかああ不器用

で口べたなイージスにこんなに意地悪く誘われて

こ

と断れるわけがない

なんかいい実の中とろとろでいつにもまして絡みついてくる

緊縛した術が急急締め付けてさっき射精してなかったら一瞬でい

ってたぞこっ

ちも強いう

のが僕をとどくたびに意

識がああ飛びそうに

なら一旦動くのをやめるかあいや意地の悪いことを言うなこのままこのまま

頭おかしく

なるくらいあ

えろすぎるしかわいすぎるだ

ろう俺の彼女啊啊啊啊

啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊

啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊

啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊

啊啊

やがてこの世の中の秩序いつにもまして凄すぎるこんなんじゃ足りない

もっと

どうしたすまん言い質がエロすぎて一回じゃあすまんバ

カものめ

だが仕

方がない興奮がおさまらないというのなら

恋人

として満足するまで何度でも相手をしなくてはならぬ

一

日限りの恋人関係それがもたらす配得感にドップリはまってしまった

岩

陰から戻った後は

い

い字を壁に押し付け肉付きの良い尻に無心で星を打ちつけた隣の人

に気づかれないように

シャワーの音に紛れながら

地球の奥に大量の聖域を打ちまけ

浜辺に張ったテントの中でも気

をつけてくれ認識妨害の結界は張ってあるが大きな音をたつと

わかって

るってでも気をつけないといけないのは

音よりもイージスの声の方だろう

そして声を必死でこらえるいいじつあああああああああああ

ああ何度しゃっせしても収まらない

日が暮れて宿に戻った俺たちはひ

たすらお互いを求め合

った今日一日でだいぶ日に焼けたなこんがり小麦色だ汗や

生理で日焼け止めが流れ落ちてしまったかこんなぶかっこ

うな姿で泣いてしまわないか

まさか日焼けしたイージスも最高に悪くて可愛いよこん

な子が彼女だなんて夢みたいだ

可愛いなどと言

われても私

は

oh my God

まっ

たくこんな部活つな

わなきゃ共有も物

好きなことだ自己評価が低すぎるんだよイージスは叶うなら学

園に戻ってからでも俺はそれはダメだの共有には

でんかともっ

と心を交

わせてほしい私はでんかに使える

騎士だ主君の思い人を横取りするようなふぎはできない

学園に戻ったらこれまで通り女だけの関係に戻るだからい

いですその分今日は今夜だけは恋人として私だけを見て私だけを感じて

ほしいそん

な風に思うの

は

姫騎士彼女との誰にも言えない一夜限りのお泊りセックス興奮しないわけが

ない

体も心も普段のイーエスからは想像できないくらいこちらに寄らせてきて

今日一日だけの関係だとわかっているの

にこの時間がずっと続いてほしいと願ってしまう

今日ももっと強くなる方法見つ

けてくれ胸も口も地球もハートが残るくらいこんなことを忘れ

られな

くなるくらい

啊

啊啊

啊啊啊啊啊啊啊

ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

ah ah ah

ah ah ah

ah ah ah

後ろ時間の許す限り肌を重ねた俺たちはどれのように終わる

一日限りの関係はそこ

で終わった数日後あ

あああ学園であったいいじつはいつもの通り無表情で

ああ日焼け跡も魔術で隠し普段の彼女に戻って

いた海でのことはアイリスにも黙っているようで話題に上がること

もない彼女の告

白も一日限りの恋人関係も

まるであの日のことはすべて夢だったんじゃないかそんな気にもな

ってくるのだがど

うやら夢ではなかったらしい

okay guys how cute was that that was absolutely adorable

um the main things I liked about it

it was wholesome and I love wholesome porn right

uh it was 2D it was anime

that was cool because I haven't been watching as many anime recently

and I also liked uh her character she was so pretty like

generally I think all anime characters

look really really similar but she was so pretty I liked her um

I liked her

her vibe guys I also like that she was an elf as well because mythical

um anyway I really hope that you guys enjoyed watching this video

uh please leave some recommendations for me um if you have any porn

requests you would like to put in

please make sure to message me or comment below

but otherwise I will see you guys in the next video

mwah

so today I'm here with my friend Bella

hi we're basically popping into the local garden centre to

get some little decorations

for the house for Halloween

because we're gonna get in the Halloween spirit

spooky season

we are also going to bake some spooky cupcakes later tonight

after we've decorated the house

and we're also gonna try pick our own pumpkins

um at the

one of the pumpkin patches

because that's not really a thing in New Zealand

is it um

Bella's also from New Zealand

um Kiwi to take over

yeah so yeah

we're gonna go to a pumpkin patch

I've never been to one before

I didn't go last year and you've never been to one

I've never been no

I've just seen them in movies like American films and that

so yeah we're gonna

we're gonna do that

so let's pop into the garden center and try find some cute decorations

um did we miss the memo and just skip Halloween

because most things in here are Christmas already

and it's not even November

it's like the sixth of October Today

we skipped Halloween this year

Christmas Christmas

Christmas Christmas

I'll just say I'm definitely a bigger fan of Halloween than Christmas

oh yeah I'm not a fan of Christmas no

let Halloween pass first at least they just get

I think they're just trying to give us as much ample time to uh

buy their shit to be fair

that gingerbread man is quite terrifying

I'm gonna zoom in on his face

here we go here's some Halloween shit

hmm I've got some of those at home actually

these we could go for a little pumpkin wreath

that is cute let's grab it

this is really cute it's like a little soft toy

we don't really get orange pumpkins in New Zealand

they're more like this colour

are they I don't know

I don't really eat pumpkin

they're like a grey no

you're right actually in the supermarkets I have seen actually

no you're right

we got orange pumpkins and everyone went crazy for it

we don't really do Halloween that much in New Zealand

we don't people don't really decorate like crazy for it

like they do here and stuff

I like this scarecrow as well

twenty pound I'm not paying that for a scarecrow

okay so these are basically the only other Halloween decorations

pretty much cause these are the same as ones at the front

I reckon the spider

yeah

cute

okay so that's pretty much all we basically can get

um

yeah

let's go

so now that we've got some Halloween decorations

time to go to the pumpkin patch

cute

um weather is a bit grey and cloudy as usual

kind of the perfect setting it yes

yeah actually it is

ha ha yeah

I'm really excited to decorate the house again

cause yeah we weren't really full out last year

so we got lots of decorations left over still

so I'm very excited and then some baking as well

I love decorating yeah

like baking so yeah

alright like let's go

so we're on our way to the pumpkin patch field

and the challenge today is to see if we can get there

without Google Maps

how confident are you feeling

I'm feeling pretty confident

I think it'll be fine I've been out here before

I've got no idea where I am

oh this is so cute

oh I love it

you're very ugly I know you are

I failed that

okay I heard that these pumpkins are put here every year

and they're not actually grown here

no let's not ruin it

kind of makes sense

ha ha ha ha ha um yeah

oh there's not many people here so that's good

I just hate it it's lovely

haha

without Google Maps yeah

we did woo

I remember the way oh this is nice lighting

oh cute lighting

hopefully they'll let us film in there

I'm not gonna ask I'm just gonna do it

hopefully I don't get told off for doing it

it's pumpkin picking surely

yeah I don't know

ha ha I've been told off for filming in all sorts of places really

just wanna film me picking a pumpkin

I know right

they probably don't want us to expose them for placing them there

it's a big pumpkin

she's got the pumpkin oh no

she's got the fucking pumpkin wheelbarrow

they should have drew a pumpkin on it

yeah that would be so cute

first time in a pumpkin patch

so I think he said if we go like the fields down there

if we walk maybe down there

I don't know I was like wait how does this work

look at her so cute

really matchy matchy

he said if we want the big

big pumpkin 3 to the yeah

the 3 like the 8 oh

there's field 1 do we get a range of sizes

that's so funny

you just go around and get them

so silly

I said please handle the pumpkins carefully and I was like

yeah like that pumpkin I fucked last year

I put a spell on

because you're mad oh God

oh fuck

stop the things you do

ah I can't stay

no running around ah

fuck I can't stay

no put me down

I put a spell on you

oh no

great video

no I really want to get to the bottom of this

because are these place here or not

they kind of look like they do grow here

but do they just magically start growing between October 1st and 31st

I don't know we're gonna find out I'm gonna find out

let's find the roots

this is anyone found to be maliciously damaging

pumpkins will be asked to leave immediately

no more fucking pumpkins do not kick the pumpkins

do not throw the pumpkins

damn it

whoa these are big yeah

these are white though we don't want these

we don't want oh I like that one

yeah yeah yeah

I want that one all of the above

oh this one has some like weird stuff on it

I think it's okay I think it's just dirt

oh my lord

uh huh

very cute ding

ding ding

one pumpkin acquired

hahaha

LA LA

LA LA LA

in a field of pumpkins

I love pumpkins

I don't really eat pumpkins

so this is like stage one

yeah stage 1

stage 2 stage 3

stage 4 no

cause I think I think you can get white pumpkin

cause like that's pretty big

that's just nice just pull out the dirt

the dirt is the best part

oh yeah wait

it literally said don't throw

okay it wasn't malicious though it was just stupidity

two pumpkins secured

dirty mags how do you know if it's a good pumpkin

it's just if it looks nice and round and orange

I think that's nice

very cute very cute

oh is this

why are they prickly is that yeah

haha oh

it's kind of kind of munched it

oh

oh no

it's so cute it is cute get it

it is really cute though it's so tiny

cute to the collection

you go hahaha

you're coming home with me

anything no she's cute

oh I kinda like this pumpkin over here

I like that one yeah that one's cute

oh oh

there's a worm

here's the worm whoa

look at him wriggling three worms on this pumpkin

yeah it must be a good pumpkin

it must be fucking tasty pumpkin

let's go

why you are walking in zigzags

OK guys

there's one more pumpkin I wanted to grab that I saw on the way back

so I'm just gonna run over there and get it

don't trip

like a fairy

which one was it

more worms

I like the yellow ones I decided they are very cute

a little bit of clay

lovely

the one she ran back for yeah

yes mission accomplished

okay look at that

here's our pumpkin haul ooh

what do you think about the pumpkins

uh it was interesting um

felt like I was in a pumpkin swamp in the other field um

but this one is way cuter

haha love it yeah

what do you think the grand total will be

I don't know like 30 pound

maybe

37 37

okay cool

thank you do you take card

pumpkins have been secured

literally coming back with us

oh my lord

aw my finger

no the last one

oh no not the munchkins

there we go

we're kind of just in a grim field in fucking England

and the corn looks so sad

like look how depressed this corn is

bro I bet in America it's like dead nice

I bet all the pumpkins are super

super orange and if they're not orange enough

I bet they're like injected with like orange 20 or something

they also have like a bucket of sweet corn when you enter

and you can just take some for for free

but I don't know if that's true

hi guys I'm cheeky and Zed and welcome back to another geoguessr video

so uh this is actually the first strip

geoguessr and Masturbation Edition I have done in so long

obviously

I've not been able to put these videos up on Pornhub in ages right

but I had a lightbulb moment earlier today and I was like

the only issue Pornhub had with geoguessr

was the fact that there were people in it

there were so many people walking around cause you know

you're on the street but what if I chose a map like a rural world

my thinking is that if I play a rural world

there will be no people in it because I'll just be in really random

like you know

like locations so today

I'm gonna play a rural world

and we are going to try and get this up on board up

so every round that I get

more than 300 km away from the correct location

means that I have to strip

and then at the end of the game

whatever country I got the most incorrect answer in

will be the country that I have to react to a porn from

so let's get into it and I really hope that you guys enjoy watching

yes

oh Gee I guess so

I don't want the fucking music

no thank you okay

Yay no people

no people the only downside is that I'm gonna be so shit at it

cause I do love like city maps like maps that are just like

you know in areas with people but that's okay

I really want us to go on Pornhub so I think

see I'm gonna go somewhere in Europe and I don't know

to me it looks like it could be like maybe like a Norway

Sweden kind of vibe forest oh

oh there's a car there's a car

let's try look at the back

he's got a white number plate

I reckon it's Europe because that kind of looks like a European car

otherwise

the other place that I kind of would have gone for would be Canada um

but I reckon it's like I reckon I'm gonna go Sweden um

let's go close between Sweden and Norway

let's go like here

no

that was loud it was actually in Russia I guess yeah

Russia is in a good shout very close to Estonia but yes

it was 855 km away so that means I've got to strip OK guys

so this is today's outfit

I'm wearing my AC Milan and pleasures collab shirt um

lovely lovely shirt but I'm not gonna take this off first

I'm gonna start with my little mini white denim skirt so yeah

I I'm not wearing sexy undies guys I don't want to

but yeah cute regardless

so I've got a few more items of

clothing that I can take off through the rounds

so let's hope I get some hard ones

Yay another very rural location

I think that's my work guys

just lots of trees hey

but blurry

okay so there's a big field

I reckon this is actually could be like the UK or something

I reckon I feel like the Google Cars kind of on the left side

and I feel like yeah this could be the UK

looks kind of boring

which to me is what the rural UK probably is same as rural New Zealand

um

yeah guys everyone's good

shout England

the only issue with playing these like

rural maps is that there's not much to comment on

like there's not much to talk about because there's nothing going on

um

it's just a fucking farm bro

okay let's guess the UK

I probably did not need a one minute 30 second timer

but it's okay and I'm gonna say like the Midlands

like what about like Birmingham maybe right

you got Birmingham Nottingham

Leicester Coventry

let's go Shrewsbury

there's a big park here maybe somewhere around there

Shrewsbury biscuits yes please

no it was Germany

because that forest

looks totally different from what a forest in the UK

looks like to me

no cannot tell

oh Magdeburg

I think I actually got uh

one of their I got their stadium uh

when I was playing football stadiums on geoguessr on YouTube

so that's fun um

yeah that was 970 km away

so that is a fat strip okay

what should we go for this time

I reckon it's time to take off the lovely

lovely AC Milan football shirt

which is my favourite new shirt that's come out this year

last year um so yeah

cool okay

so I've got a singlet left

some undies and some socks

I don't know that Festa Princess lovely full coverage

okay

this looks a bit warmer hey

I'm getting more like warm

warm vibes from this

so I feel like if you're like

if you know your trees if you know your nature

these maps probably a lot easier

but I do not

I know like cities I guess kind of

I don't even know whether I'm actually good at Geo guesser guys

like I don't know at this point

that's kind of just a fuck around um

ugh maybe let's look at the sun

where's the sun it's kind of up there coming from the north

so is it in the Southern Hemisphere

I feel like it could be like South America

I don't know

everywhere has fucking just grass and trees

these are nice trees though

I actually like the look of these trees

they look like pine trees like Christmas trees

maybe maybe I'll just start looking at the plants

aye give it a best shot

I reckon these are pine trees

it has pine trees oh there's an animal

that's bad actually

we don't want that there's a puddle

um

oh 10 seconds let's go North America

let's go to Canada

I will go up here why not

why not

the fuck it was actually Eswatini

Swaziland MMM

bro what the hell just looks like that

it should look like Europe or like North America to me

I would never have guessed that was in Africa so bro

that counts as there should be like three strips

cause that was like 14,000 km away

that was so far

so I got zero points on that so let's take the singlet off

Eita Mesa no Salgueiro essa garota tá sumida lá do Rio de Janeiro

vai ver que é Carioca eita Mesa no salgueiro

okay so that was round 3

I've got a pair of socks left on and undies so if I get these

if I get these next two wrong

um we'll take the undies off last

because I know I've got some feet people there

so I'll show you guys don't mind me taking my socks off but anyway

let's get on to Round four

more trees

so I think it's gonna work because they are very rural locations

and we have seen no trace of other people oh

here's a sign that might be helpful

it's a red sign uh thought it might say something on it

who's got red signs red and white signs

again just trees

wonder what that is

looks like some kind of glitch hey

wonder if there's like a bird maybe like a drone I don't know oh

another sign I bet it's the same fucking thing hey

it's like be careful turning the corner 3 9 7

so I reckon this could actually be like North America

Canada vibes again

two sign sign posts here what's that

can't really read that um

silence because there's just really not much to comment on um

I reckon let's just go safe bet what about Alberta like around here

maybe

the fuck Russia

ugh it was terrible

huh

I I don't know how people are good at Royal World

I don't know how okay so now I'm gonna take my socks off

and then we will have the finale in Round 5

I assume because I've been shocking at this map

so yeah off come the socks I'll try give you guys a good view

and the other one sorry I can't do them both at the same time

okay guys so the socks are off and the seat are out

okay another boring ass location

we got some brown dirt we got some green grass we got some blue sky

Google 2021 got a big sun sun looks massive in this one

I reckon this is like the rural USA like pretty certain on it

these like lamp posts

I reckon it's like the Midwest in the US of A

I reckon it's like Missouri or maybe Oak Oklahoma Oklahoma

or Tennessee

7 70

3:30 cold I can I just go cold if it's in Europe

I swear to God I'm gonna scream

let's go

let's go

Oklahoma

let's go in the middle of Kansas in October

Yay

still was over the 500 kilometer Mark though

so yeah it was in Nebraska Nebraska yeah

on the right track but the US is so big

so

but yeah so this is the last last round

so it is time for the undies to come off

I don't care about the

okay fellas so that was Round 5 and that concludes the game for today

so let's view the results

ugh that was a dismal 8,810 points of 25,000

it's gonna be one of my worst rounds

I'd say

yeah OK

so the worst one was zero points um

so that was eswatini

god I

I don't know how that's gonna be finding porn

I imagine a lot of South African porn will probably come up

and I haven't watched South African porn

so just as a second option

let's see what number four was cause that was

I only got 28 points for that that was Russia

so yeah I don't think I've done Russia actually okay

sweet so I believe yeah

I'm gonna do a Russian porn because I've not done that before

and that'll be fun

and I think that's a lot of good porn that comes out of Russia

like I definitely have watched a lot of

creators in Russia who make good content

so yeah let's do that um

so I will get set up for the next part of the video

and I also just wanted to mention um

I obviously can't really put the full masturbation scene up on Pornhub

but if you guys would like to see it

then you can head to my fansly page to check that out

thank you guys so much for watching this video

I really hope that you enjoyed it

this is obviously the first geoguessr

or like sexy geoguessr video I've done in a while

I think Pornhub kind of just like killed it like all round

like it just killed my motivation a lot for it

but I'm really really hoping this video can go up

if it does

then I feel like I've unlocked a way to keep putting these on Pornhub

because I know that you love them

so if this video successfully goes up on Pornhub

I will keep playing maybe just like more rural maps and yeah

I can start posting these like strip your guesses up again

as I said earlier if you would like to see the masturbation scene

then please make sure to head to my fancy page

other than that thank you guys so much for watching

and I will see you in the next video

hi guys welcome back to another geoguessr gone Wild USA edition Woohoo

USA USA

so I'm gonna start off by playing a USA

map and giving myself one minute for each round

every time I get

an answer more than 300 km away from the correct location

then I'm going to have to strip

once the game is finished

we'll have a look at the breakdown

and whatever US state I get the furthest correct location from

I then have to find a fan from that state to have camsex with

if you want to see the camsex section of this video

or you potentially want to be involved

if you're lucky enough to be from the state that I need someone from

then head to my onlyfans and fancy pages for the call out

let's get into the video and I hope you all enjoy watching

okay America guys

one minute let's get into it

wouldn't mind stripping cause I'm quite hot right now

oh okay

this is rural as hell which works in my favor because um

if there's too many people I'm not allowed to put it up

but it doesn't work in my favour cause I've got no idea where this is

and it's really bad quality as well for some reason

oh my God I literally have no idea

I wanna say like upstate New York

somewhere near kind of Canada maybe

I don't know the jet's quite red though

so I'm a little bit unsure

I have no idea where this is

and it's also not letting me move very far

and there's also no signs

you know

I'm gonna take a gamble and I wanna say like Tennessee for some

reason or like North Carolina South Carolina

I think I've changed my tune a little bit

let's go Asheville North Carolina

it was Alabama

so that's way closer than if I was like upstate New York

it was 563 km away so that means I'm gonna strip

it was near Montgomery Alabama

Alabama is that how you say it

I think it is OK

not bad anyway

let's take this hoodie off cause I'm actually pretty hot right now

I do need to move the microphone

OK

oh by the way

do you guys like my hoodie says Boston Massachusetts as well

okay so nothing crazy sexy yet

but hopefully we'll get there with my bad Jesus skills

it's a cute top at least

all right let's move on to around number two

Southern Inn and Suites US flag heaps of caravans

no RVs I think

I don't think you call them caravans

they're like they're like RVs

they're like big things so

RVs kind of has me thinking of like king of the hill for some reason

which is based in Austin Texas

one of my favourite shows by the way um

so I'm thinking this is Texas

Lemisa City Lemah population 9,422

I like how you guys have the populations like on the signs

that's really cool ha ha

it's really interesting

so yeah somewhere in Texas somewhere

oh

like over there

that was such a good guess

oh my God 66 km away

that was so good all because I'm just

saying king of the hill it's the best steak I have ever eaten Peggy

I think we need to say Grace again

that was boss alright

no strip for that no strip

I got I got that too good

I guess somewhere near Big Spring and LA Messa was 66 km away

oh hell yeah

okay moving on to round number three

oh okay

this is city I wanna say it's like Boston

Massachusetts or something

I don't know

I am just wondering if those words are in my head

because it says that on my hoodie

so and I mentioned it before

so it's like in my head they do ah

so no but some of them have yellow number plates

so I don't know if this

seems like a really even split between

which ones have yellow number plates

and which ones have white number plates

I don't know if that's got anything to do with it

and people drive state to state right

so some people might just like have states

like number plates from other states

so

oh pan fried chicken

each come up Hudson Valley

Hudson River right

New York Hudson River

I don't know where it is

but I've heard of the Hudson River in New York

weird because I didn't kiss New York

why did I do that I kissed up with here

that was so stupid

I literally said New York

and then I just went and guess somewhere else

that's so annoying it was 299

km away from the correct location

so technically that isn't a strip

but I'm gonna strip anyway because um

it's too close it's too close

so let's take my top off now

you guys can see the lovely little corset I have on it is

so we're going through for a bit of a white theme

if you can't tell because I'm all in white

alright let's move on to round number four

this just looks like the other one

you know what if the roads are cracked like that to me

wait are they cracked

they're kind of like

they're kind of resealed like if you get what I mean

it looks like they've been resealed over

so I feel like they probably get more cracks in the road

because of the heat right

so I feel like it could be somewhere more southern or am I reaching

I could just really be reaching there and just sell it to a dip after

but yeah I could be reaching

um

this looks like a whole bunch of corn or wheat or some shit

I wanna say it's like Georgia

South Carolina

Florida I reckon it's Mississippi

I don't know like any of these kind of states I feel

Kansas City it was in Kansas

was it

yeah it was in Kansas City 962 km away

so yes that is another strip

um so let's take my pants off now

off come pants this kind of cute outfit to be honest

okay so

here is the final lingerie fit

which will hopefully be coming off

at least one of these in the next round so

alright let's move into round number five

last and final round before we find out who I need to find a fan from

um I don't know

okay obviously it's not a pretty verbal what's that like

oh I think this is

is that a Democrats flag

also pick up trucks but it looks like a Democrats flag this is like

US is generally quite divided like politically right

like some areas what's this flag

that's a US flag some areas are just quite vote for certain parties

right but I don't know

it looks pretty rural to me I wanna go like

nationally national national national oh

did I wait

OK I got zero points for that because I didn't quite get there

but I guessed around Nashville up here

and the correct answer was here in Piedmont

Piedmont um

so yeah I mean

that's definitely a strip

so yeah um

I don't think I'll be the furthest away from

but yeah

let's strip one more time and then we'll have a look at the breakdown

and for this one I'm just gonna take off my lovely corset

so you guys can see my cute little titties haha

oh this

this one's got a really big clasp

bear with me while I'm taking this off

it's too late it's too much haha

oh okay

it's hot so let's have a look at the breakdown now

and we'll see who I need to find somebody from

what state I need to find somebody from

few results 12,000 points

shocking must I say

um looks like I'll fear this away

I know I got the most points for that wait

technically I got the least points for No. 5

but that was because I didn't guess

but that was not the furthest away

the furthest away was definitely No. 4

and No. 4 what state is No. 4

5 1

3 4 which is

Kansas

I've got to find somebody from Kansas

okay

Kansas City

I'm really confused cause Kansas City

looks like it's kind of right on the line between Missouri

and Kansas but like technically it looks like it's in Missouri

I'm just not sure what that border is

but because it's Kansas City

I'm gonna assume it's Kansas

so basically I need to find somebody from the state of Kansas

to film some cam sex with

so

um yeah

I guess if you're from Kansas

hit me up please

and thank you everyone for watching another Jersey gone wild

I know you guys have been waiting a while for another one

um so yeah

I hope you're all excited to see the second bit of this video

um it's gonna be fun trying to find someone from US state

the reason I did the US is cause I've got a very big US audience

so I thought it would be a lot easier but yeah anyway

thanks guys and I'll catch you in the next video

Mwah

hey guys today I'm going to be filming a Geo guesser video

since it is Geography Tuesday

today I'm going to be playing a battle royale version

and I've decided that whatever country I get the wrong answer in

is going to be the country that I react to a porn from

Battle Royale is probably one of my favourite geoguessr play modes

I used to play the Tetris Battle Royale mode like all the time

but I haven't yet found a way to play Tetris nude yet

so for now we're gonna stick with geoguessr

also I just have to say how thrilled I am to have reached

400,000 views on Pornhub like that is mad

thank you

everyone so much who has taken the time to watch any of my videos

when I hit 1 million views

I am going to release an exclusive Hentai porn reaction

with a pussy cam on Pornhub

for everyone to see so look very forward to that happening

please make sure to like and share if you like my videos

anyway let's get into today's video

and I really hope that you guys enjoy watching

okay so we're just gonna play battle royale distance

because it's a little bit easier than the country's version

and I really don't wanna go out straight away

because then they'll be like

no video but you know

I suppose that is what it is

okay we're starting ugh

fucking great

I'm in a fucking forest

I'm really not sure with this version

if everyone else gets put in the same place as you

or if they're just somewhere in the same country

and they've got to guess where they are um

because I feel like it would be easier if

everyone else did also not know where you were

but um

I got no clue

I'm gonna guess I'm gonna guess fast

that's my tactic I'm gonna guess fast so that I can guess again um

maybe it's like

looks kinda a bit dry though

hmm I don't think it'll be there I'm just gonna go there

66 km from the last person and I guess in Germany

but I don't think that's Germany

is it

I've never been

I missed it oh

oh it was actually Portugal

but everyone else guessed so terribly wrong

that I managed to also get in so

okay next round

um automat eriskirch so

is this Germany maybe

I don't know it could be

um

does Germany have the O with the line through it

German Germany

I mean German um

what does that say

could it could it be Denmark

maybe I'm gonna go with Denmark

Denmark

there's 26 comments from the last person

there's four spaces we're gonna make the cut ah

I don't know

okay back up Berlin

no it didn't get me any closer

I think it got me further away

so maybe it's probably up here

yeah a little bit closer

yeah okay

so it was actually Norway

um and I guessed Sweden

so we still made the cut there's quite a few

there's quite a few people still left in this round though

um okay

um I'm inclined to think South America or Africa

I don't think it's Asia I don't think Asia looks like that

yeah we're not getting any clues here

I think there's a sign

no it's disappeared

hmm

oh guys

I'm a bit stumped

uh

I think we're just gonna have to get ah what does that truck say

oh no

this is my biggest this is my biggest enemy

I panic and then I fuck everything up

that was terrible what was it

it was Nigeria Lagos

no just outside Lagos

I guess Kenya that was a random guess though

cause I was about to run out of time

so I'm very happy that I still got that one

oh this is

looks nice

is that a dot com

dot com hmm

OK South America

yeah it's definitely not um America

United States um

it could be ah

being venidos so it's Spanish

so it's definitely South American um

where is South America I have no clue

oh what did he say

I Boyaka hmm

I'm gonna guess I don't think it's Mexico

it looks really mountainous

hmm could it be like maybe Ecuador I'm gonna guess Ecuador

OK I don't

I've got no lives left did I guess close enough

yes where was it

it was Colombia yes

but I guess close enough still that I made it to the next round

ah

okay

somewhere hot and dry

okay it's certainly the Middle East

I don't think it's Turkey

yeah I don't think Turkish looks like that

it's definitely Arabic so I'm pretty sure it's not hey will you move

I'm pretty sure it's not the UAE though like definitely not

sometimes uh

it just won't let me play

um what does that sign say

honestly could it be like Jordan or Lebanon

they don't have data on that many countries in the Middle East

so I'm gonna go like Lebanon

oh I've got no kisses left

I think it's close enough to get me through to the next round

it was Israel Israel

Jordan it was Jordan

yes yeah

they don't have um

data on like Syria Iraq

Iran because I've looked on Google Maps

and you can't really drop your person there

um okay

very dry

I feel like the foliage kind of looks like African

that's sun

oh I Learned this trick with the sun

um so the sun is facing from the north

so I think it means you're in the southern hemisphere

so I think I'll probably guess South Africa maybe

hmm

oh that was risky cause I've got no guess guesses left

ah fuck

I've one person ah

I don't know how many spots there are

I'm worried guys about this

one I think I might be knocked out

if this person guesses closer than me

yes oh fuck

you were knocked out it was actually Senegalese

so

on Pornhub

let me have a look I need to set up for the next section of the video

and I will let you guys know if it's like

cause you know

there are some countries that you can't really watch porn from

cause they're like super strict

um like that's why one time I got the UAE and I was like

just picked a different one because like

usually Islamic countries I don't wanna watch porn from

but I'm not sure what Senegal is

so I'll have a little look on Pornhub and um

set that up for the next part of the video

okay so I have found uh

some porn called skinny black teen with perfect ass

sucks and fucks white cock

um and plenty of you have been asking me to film

my reaction to interracial porn

so I thought this would be a good opportunity

uh so let's get into the video

I hope that you guys enjoy

so I think they were a really hot couple

um yeah they both look really good

and I think they like compliment each other quite well

you can like see the little faces that he's like making to try not

like feel it too much

cause I think he's clearly like

oh fuck that feels good

but try not to show it

um

oh

ugh

I think she's got a really nice body

that's definitely like the type of body I like in porn

kind of like quite curvy

oh

oh

oh

hmm

ah ah

oh

oh

oh

oh

oh

oh

oh

oh

ah ah

oh

um

oh

oh

oh oh

oh

oh oh

oh I'm gonna come oh

mmm mmm

oh

oh oh

oh oh

oh oh oh

ah ah ah

ah ah

so uh

that one really did turn me on

I actually really like that porn

I know there wasn't a lot of moaning um

or anything like that but I don't know why

I just think they like compliment each other really nicely on screen

um so I really enjoyed that one uh

but yeah I know there wasn't a lot of noise uh

which people usually do like

hopefully you guys still liked watching me react to it though um

but this is all for today's video

I really hope that you guys enjoyed and I will see you in the next 1

mwah

hey guys

so today I'm going to be playing geoguessr but Masturbation Edition

so basically the way that this works is uh

whatever country I get out in

whatever country I get the wrong answer in

is a country that I have to watch a porn from and react to it

so pretty simple

let's get into it and I really hope that you guys enjoy watching

okay so multiplayer

and we're gonna go battle royale

what do I do I think I did distance last time

so this is one where you like verse other people and it's all like

it's like Fortnite there's like a battle royale mode on Fortnite

I think it's pretty much just like that

but for Geo Guesser you get three guesses um

per question

okay so

hmm

I wanna say like Europe

what is ah

it's your sign it looks like a cute little English village

it could be England it's in English and the houses look very old

it kind of just reminds me of the English countryside

I think like little farmhouses

I feel like we're in rural England okay we got 30 seconds

no parking okay

I'm gonna go England I'm gonna go like rural maybe like

I don't know where the countryside is really in um England

okay so we got better than that guy

we're we are top of the board right now

uh someone's beating us

hundred and eighty kilometers I reckon it's more south

oh it was France ah wait

what what is that Jersey

oh

oh it's so okay

so it's like a little island off of France interesting

but it's all in English hmm

um okay

I feel okay

India is it

it's India but it looks quite sunny and oh

well I feel oh wait wait wait no

oh FIFA World Cup that this was taken recently because that's the

that's a Qatari flag um yeah

I think this is Bangladesh cause that's the Bangladeshi flag

so Bangladesh I don't know

anything much about Bangladesh

I'm gonna go here

because I feel like that's not what the capital city would look like

let me move okay

we're top of the leaderboard

honestly I would have definitely said India if I hadn't seen that flag

yeah I'm pretty sure no one else has got it

did I get it 284 km Yee

what do I do if I win I don't know

I didn't plan for that I kind of just assumed that I'd be out okay

if I win

then I will watch a porn from the country I got the highest score in

I think we'll see oh

this is New Zealand beautiful New Zealand

I yeah no

this is gonna be New Zealand

I think it is Napier it definitely reminds me of Napier yeah no

it's New Zealand

and it reminds me of a certain road coming into Napier um

going into Taradale

I'm pretty sure cause I've driven this road so many times Blix Road

otherwise it's in Geisbon I think hmm

actually no

it's really central North Island ah

okay we got a sign here

what does it say I wanna fucking smash everyone else Renwick

who the fuck is that okay

so maybe South Island

I don't know I've never been to the South Island well

I've been to the South Island but not for a holiday oh

I mean I went to Dunedin once

but it was shit yeah

I don't know I wasted too much time talking so I'm gonna guess

oh fuck

I hate it someone's beat me

that's my country

where was it

oh it was the top of the South Island Blenheim

never been to Blenheim

don't think there's much there apart from the ferry

oh fuck

brilliant

okay

cool

stupid mouse

okay

okay so let's get started

we are gonna go battle royale distance version

I'm level 32 at the moment I wanna get higher

so we got one minute one minute to guess

you get three guesses per question

hopefully more people join

I've played some real shit rounds before where there's like no one

and then I win I'm not sure what I'm gonna do if I win

I actually haven't planned for that

I just assumed that I would like get out

but I think if I win the round

which I'm hoping I will then I will watch a porn from whatever country

I get the highest answer in yeah

we'll do that ha ha okay

so I think I think we're in India yeah I think it's India

uh

yeah we're in India oh

we're in New Delhi oh look

it's giving me the exact essentially okay

uh India

sorry fucking around with my map

New Delhi

where do we go New Delhi

uh

period

okay I don't think I'm gonna find that that was a long shot

but we've got a little bit of time

hmm fuck

I don't know it's so big

let's go let's just go somewhere around the middle here

10 seconds there's only four people playing in this round

I was 11 km away

damn girl

11 kilometers

pretty proud of that eh

oh you can see it right there

oh well

um

okay so to me that screams like Russia

that's a Russian flag

I don't know cause like I know in Ukraine

if you look around a bit

they've got heaps of blue and yellow everywhere you can kind of tell

so yeah we're in Russia

but fuck I have no idea

it looks quite like dry and sunny

don't know why I'm reading the sign cause I can't read Russian

um

I don't think they're in English

eh nope

okay we're gonna guess um

do do do do do

do do

I don't know it could be the other end

maybe it's like

maybe like maybe along here

223

379 so I wonder where they guess maybe

but further down here

777 km

was it right on the just near the border

coat

hmm

so that person guessed Ukraine

oh

oh

is that where oh

first I thought it was New Zealand

I was like it looks like New Zealand

but I feel is this America

west coast are we on the west coast of the US

West Coast I feel like I saw something before that said Atlanta

but I don't think Georgia's on the West Coast

is it no

yeah no

ha ha the city is far too big to be uh

in New Zealand but these trees kind of just look like New Zealand

okay um us West Coast

uh yeah

we'll go California I imagine it's somewhere in California

um maybe it's like in the valley

I think I'm gonna win this round guys ah

I spoke way too fucking soon

didn't I

oh it was South Africa

ah

yep

bugger

mmm

I honestly thought that was America

okay so I'm going to watch a South African porn

so let me set up for the next round

and we'll find out what I'm gonna be watching

yo DJ Hot Deck

drop the motherfucking beatbox dog

oops oops

bring that next level shit

it's what I'm talking about

check it out oh

double your sock it open your mouth quick as a Barb kicks

move the fucker dawg skin

okay so I found a video to watch called Imzansi Only Fan

Big Burn Imzansi Kinky Coca in public

and I chose it because it looks really pretty

it's on a beach like I like outdoor sex

um but this

I had to find it on X Hamster

because

there just wasn't anything that I really wanted to watch on Pornhub

so we're on X Hamster but let's get into it and see what it's like

uh I'm excited cause it looks really pretty

I love sex like outdoors

okay you're on you're on what what

okay the sound's a bit windy

oh my God the only thing is I can't imagine getting like sand up there

I'd be too scared

just like sitting in the sand on like my bare vagina

I couldn't

there's like a guy who's come behind a rock

it looks like such a pretty beach

the only thing that I'm a little bit

don't really like that much about this video is the sound

but it's windy so I understand that as well

oh

oh oh

oh oh

oh oh

oh ah

ah ah

hm

oh

oh

oh I'm gonna come

oh um

oh

okay

so that kind of sucked at the end

because it cut out before they were going to get a fuck

but other than that

I thought it was really pretty and I thought she was really pretty um

and it was nice scenery and everything but yeah

it did cut out on that bit

so that kind of sucked a little um

and the sound was a bit bad geoguesser videos

like the porn that I watch for

the geoguesser videos are always really hit or miss

because I usually don't have a lot of time to find them um

and they're not animation

and it's always a bit trickier with people because like

copyright and like shape like that

but I hope that you guys enjoyed watching

uh me play Geo Guesser and then watching me react to that porn

um please make sure to check out my fansly and onlyfans pages

if you would like to see more exclusive content of me

but other than that I will see you guys in the next video

Mwah