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okay so this is my first proper British Christmas
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which already feels insane because back home it would be boiling hot
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everyone would be eating ice cream
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and I'm sitting here in two pairs of fluffy socks
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feeling like a tiny frozen pensioner
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I genuinely don't understand how you guys do winter here
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every single year it's so miserable
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my hands hurt my face hurts
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my soul hurts so I asked you guys
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what I'm actually supposed to do for a proper British Christmas
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because apparently it's not just put up a tree and hope for the best
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you guys sent me a whole checklist
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which I really liked
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and it made me feel like I'm doing a school project
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but with high stakes
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the first thing on my list was go to a grotto and I was like
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what's a grotto but it turns out it's Santa in a little room basically
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and honestly I loved it so here's me doing my first ever grotto
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so windy hi guys
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so I'm about to go to my first ever Christmas grotto
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we don't have these in New Zealand
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we usually literally just have like
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a Santa
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sitting in the middle of a mall with a few decorations around it
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I'm really interested to see what a Christmas grotto is
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um apparently this is a really good one so let's go and check it out
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alright let's pick out some cute little Christmas tree decorations
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green is my favourite colour
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they've got a lot of green ones
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but my kitchen is blue so I really like this one actually
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this one's very cute got a little Santa on it
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I'm gonna get this one I think I'm gonna just have to go for gold ones
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get some red as well okay
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I'm kind of struggling I don't feel like that many of these um
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that's cute as well I like red
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I think red will be okay
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I used to love decorating the Christmas tree when I was younger
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it's been ages actually since I've done that
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I think I've ever done that as an adult to be honest
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oh there's some white ones
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I quite like this one oh guys
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I found some blue decorations
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oh yeah I like that one
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that's very very cute this one's cute
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2 pound can't argue with that
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that's nice and I think it will suit my kitchen
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alright I'll put that one in as well
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you know I kind of like this one too
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I like sparkly ones I do really like the see through ones as well
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I don't know I don't really like that one too much
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oh guys look what I found
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it's a blue lyrebird that's perfect for my kitchen and it's a lyrebird
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ha ha that's so cool
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I'm really getting that one
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it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
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everywhere you go take a look in the 5 and ten
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it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
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toys and every
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I've got all my Christmas decorations
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why am I speaking like that
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OK I've got all my Christmas decorations in the car now
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so gonna go check out the grotto now Yay
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I'm really excited so yeah let's head back in
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okay I have entered the grotto
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so it is a bunch of decorations
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I suppose and a bunch of lights
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very clearly not for my age range
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she said I could come in for £3
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it's usually £20 and you get like a present at the end
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but she said'cause I'm an adult
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I couldn't get a present so only pay £3 to come through
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which is fine with me
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it's like a little train here
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how big is this thing though
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beat and I know it's a place to go
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next train to Lapland from Platform 1 departing soon
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okay so it's kind of big
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lots of decorations I don't really get what this is
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it's just like a thing
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you walk through with a bunch of lights and like
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Christmas decorations I don't know
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the whole store is decorated anyway
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they're kind of cute though
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there's like a woman sitting here
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oh it's like a train
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little lamp post haha
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waiting for the train to lap land hahaha
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yeah
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okay and now I'm walking through like some kind of snowy room
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some kind of like cold
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room I guess
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there's some like polar bears and stuff
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cute
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very tempted to touch but I imagine it didn't say no touching
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but I don't think I should cause they look so fluffy
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look how fluffy they look
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not bad for 3 pound oh
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is that just a person doing that
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oh OK
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do I go in there or do I go around here OK
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it's time to get a photo with Santa
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OK guys
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so the grotto was pretty fun
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Santa was really nice he asked yeah
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where I'd come from to see him
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he was like you've come a very long way
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and I was like
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we come from New Zealand how long do you have to stay
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40 hours so yeah
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overall grocery experience
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I rate it like a 6 out of 10
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pretty small but really nicely decorated
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so yeah it was fun
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Santa was lovely would you like a present from Santa today
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I would
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oh guys
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there's actually like this virtual reality thing
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think I might do this as well
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this looks fun give me a second
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I've never actually done virtual reality
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either one of these things look
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it's a little slay slay right
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cute let's go do that
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can you see the front of the slide now
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I can lovely right
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let's send you off to Lapland
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okay
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enjoy thank you
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hello everyone
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welcome to this test flight
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this is magic powered slay
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this is dash he'll be your pilot today
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hold on tight everybody
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take it away dash
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OK so that slay ride was dead fun
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actually I'm looking at the footage now
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I did feel like you were like actually like on a little roller coaster
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cause it was moving up and down and they blow like cold air on you
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it blows like cold air on you
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the headset was kind of uncomfortable though
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so I'm gonna rate that experience like a 4 out of 10
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the grotto gets 6 and that gets a 4
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that might be too harsh I'm gonna give it a 5
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I'm feeling Christmassy so I'll give it a five
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doing that made me think of everything else that we've done this year
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and it's actually a lot I don't realize until I see it all together
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and actually think about it
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and I'm like yeah
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that's a lot I've done a lot this year
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so here's a little highlight reel of some of the best bit
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don't become one of his children
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pick up the pieces
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should have wished it happen
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style of dress
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she can ask to your highness
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but you do it anyway who am I
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am I to say my soul goes to bed
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pick up the pieces
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rain is hanging on Saturday
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oh yeah
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please just love me there
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so next up on our Christmas show
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something wholesome
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I'm gonna bake some gingerbread men in an apron and nothing else
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hi everyone today we're gonna be baking some naked gingerbread men
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I'm naked the gingerbread man aren't gonna be
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we're gonna put clothes on them and
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decorate them okay so we've got all of our ingredients right here
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we've got our gingerbread cutters
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some basic ingredients
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and here we've got our measuring bowl not measuring bowl
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fucking mixing bowl I've actually lost my measuring cups
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I have no idea where they are
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so we're kind of gonna have to wing it a little bit okay
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so chat gpt gave me this recipe so first things first
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we're gonna mix together the flour
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baking soda ginger
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cinnamon and the nutmeg
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so I pretty much only need a measuring cup for the flour okay
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so it looks like it's pretty much about three of these
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so let's start off with that
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okay that's roughly 350 grams of flour
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I guess I need to read the instructions really carefully
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because I tend to not read things very carefully
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so next we've got 1 teaspoon of baking soda
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bicarbonate of soda I guess baking soda is slang for that
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it sounds very formal bicarbonate of soda
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okay 1 teaspoon
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next up we've got two T2
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next up we've got two teaspoons of ground ginger
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I've got ginger powder so hopefully that works
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I think it should be all good two table
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why do I keep saying 2 tablespoons
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2 tablespoons teaspoons oh my fucking God 2 teaspoons
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okay next we've got a 1 tablespoon no one
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next up we've got 1 teaspoon of ground cinnamon hmm
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now we're gonna put in a pinch of salt
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we're only gonna use a quarter teaspoon of nutmeg
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Okey dokey there are our dry ingredients
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and we're gonna put that to the side for now
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and move on to our wet ingredients
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okay pretty much the rest of that okay
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so now we've got our butter nice and softened
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and then we need 175 grams of soft brown sugar
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I actually love brown sugar
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I used to eat it out of the packet all the time
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I don't do that now because I'm an adult but
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honestly I would if I still could
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okay
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now we're gonna beat the butter and brown sugar until light and fluffy
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and I'm gonna take the apron off okay let's beat this together
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perfect I think that's great
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I would say that's definitely light and fluffy
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loving it
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beat in the egg and then the golden syrup
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so we just need one large egg and 4 tablespoons of golden syrup
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one large egg
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and 4 tablespoons of pure Canadian maple syrup
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for all my Canadians out there one
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two three four okay
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now let's beat this and hopefully you're beating something as well
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okay so here's what our wet ingredients mixture looks like
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and now we just need to gradually add it to the dry ingredients
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oh yeah gradually okay and then we'll give that a little mixing
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okay guys so we pretty much have our dough here
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and we're gonna pop it in the fridge to chill for 30 minutes
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and then once that's done
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we are gonna
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do this shit cookie cutter them I guess okay
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so now our dough has chilled as you can see here
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so we're just gonna lightly flour the surface
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and roll it out into like a really thin strip
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and then cut out our gingerbread men
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okay so I don't have a rolling pin
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so I'm gonna take this jar and try and roll it out like that
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which should probably work to be honest
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okay so I guess now we've got our dough pancake
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so I'm gonna just start cutting around
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I guess I like the size of this one
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let's take the dough off ooh
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actually this might turn out quite well guys
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alright and then we'll pop our gingerbread man on this base
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I may have made them slightly too thick cause they feel very heavy
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but I guess we will see Okie Dokie guys
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so now we have all of our gingerbread men
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so let's pop them in the oven and then decorate them
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hey Google set a timer for 10 minutes
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sure 10 minutes and we're starting now see you guys in a tick
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alright guys
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our gingerbread men are ready so let's take them out of the oven
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they smell pretty good to be honest
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yeah some of them look a little lopsided
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because I put them like on a slant in the tray
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but they do look like gingerbread men
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okay and here are all the little collards and stuff I have to
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decorate them and I did have chocolate chips as well I recall
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but I actually bought the stuff for this ages ago
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and I ate them and I totally forgot to get more okay
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I feel like the most important colours here are red white and green
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oh let's start with the eyes
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ooh ha ha ooh
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it's not very white looks like cum
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is this like dye oh is this food coloring
264
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oh my God I think this is food colouring it's not icing
265
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yeah fuck guys
266
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that's um that's icing
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no that's food coloring
268
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that's not icing I can't use that to decorate them
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okay guys well I guess I'm not decorating them
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um however I might as well try one
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hmm oh too bad
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I'll still eat them definitely
273
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alright guys well that concludes our gingerbread baking video
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I really hope you guys enjoyed this and yeah
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I would let you guys eat them if I could
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they're not amazing but they're alright
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we tried they look like gingerbread men at least so that's a win
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thanks for watching guys
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Mwah
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this next part made me so happy
281
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my favourite Christmas movie ever is the Grinch
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I love him because he's dramatic and sensitive
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and he literally hates everything apart from one tiny little person
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same
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so I decided I'm gonna become him like fully become him full makeup
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a full green body a full transformation
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so guys today I'm becoming the Grinch
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you should wanna tell
289
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jobs like like bigger jobs like this
290
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I think my tripod and record like time lapses and stuff
291
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but because of like the nature of it
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I didn't want to bring it and you'll be welcome to if you want to
293
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you know what I mean yeah
294
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yeah so I was like
295
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you could have used that for him
296
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your content as well though I didn't end up making it
297
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yeah I like doing a lot of behind the scenes content
298
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the Grinch now and we're about to move on to my legs
299
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okay here's a little progress update
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almost my no
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pretty much my entire body is now fully green
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let me show you guys
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ta da
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okay we're just moving on to the face now
305
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I can do like a nice eye makeup to go with it as well if you want
306
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yeah that'd be great thank you
307
00:24:53,766 --> 00:24:55,866
the future now is
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oh my God that's cool
309
00:25:04,866 --> 00:25:06,566
I love how that's looking
310
00:25:06,666 --> 00:25:10,866
that looks cute that's so cute that's so cute
311
00:25:16,433 --> 00:25:17,466
I farted
312
00:25:26,300 --> 00:25:28,566
oh it looks weird when it's small with my teeth
313
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what's that
314
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look at me face that you look at
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hahaha
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like a hulk
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hahaha
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it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
319
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take a look at the 5 and 10
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it's glistening once again
321
00:27:11,700 --> 00:27:15,566
it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
322
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but the prettiest sight to see is the holly that will be
323
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does it all talking we'll go for a walk
324
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with the help of Janice and John you better watch out
325
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cause Santa Claus is coming to town
326
00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:57,466
let's go
327
00:28:00,100 --> 00:28:01,666
I think jazz number
328
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I feel when I touch your hand
329
00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:46,133
and we do another tour as well
330
00:28:48,500 --> 00:28:49,300
hmm
331
00:28:49,666 --> 00:28:54,066
so now that I'm all painted up and fully green
332
00:28:54,433 --> 00:28:58,233
ha ha I'm gonna go to the McDonald's drive through
333
00:28:58,233 --> 00:29:00,900
and try a Grinch frozen lemonade
334
00:29:00,900 --> 00:29:03,666
which I keep seeing and I really wanna try one
335
00:29:03,666 --> 00:29:06,933
and what better time to try it than as the Grinch
336
00:29:06,966 --> 00:29:09,200
and then I'm gonna head to scandals
337
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:10,833
which is a sex toy store
338
00:29:10,833 --> 00:29:17,800
and see if I can find a other Christmas themed toy or a green dildo
339
00:29:17,866 --> 00:29:20,066
that's the goal so yes
340
00:29:20,066 --> 00:29:21,966
I have to go out like this haha
341
00:29:22,233 --> 00:29:25,066
I didn't actually get time to go to the sex toy store
342
00:29:25,100 --> 00:29:28,033
before this happened so that's why I'm going out like this
343
00:29:28,033 --> 00:29:30,066
but yeah let's go
344
00:29:44,700 --> 00:29:46,166
this is a bit bigger than normal
345
00:29:49,433 --> 00:29:50,933
take me back to my mountain
346
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:05,300
that's not what the Grinch did
347
00:30:27,066 --> 00:30:28,800
hi can I please get the Grinch meal
348
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:29,800
ha ha ha
349
00:30:30,433 --> 00:30:32,566
welcome to McDonald's how can I help you today
350
00:30:32,633 --> 00:30:33,166
hi yeah
351
00:30:33,166 --> 00:30:36,700
can I please get a large 3 chicken select meal
352
00:30:40,033 --> 00:30:43,266
yeah I want a drink with that Coke Zero please
353
00:30:43,633 --> 00:30:44,600
yeah anything else
354
00:30:44,700 --> 00:30:47,100
could I also please get the Grinch meal
355
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:52,866
oh sorry ha ha ha ha ha ha
356
00:30:54,433 --> 00:30:55,900
thanks very much
357
00:31:03,966 --> 00:31:06,500
thank you thanks for my
358
00:31:09,166 --> 00:31:10,766
wait where's my Grinch lemonade
359
00:31:21,100 --> 00:31:23,900
that's so funny that's interesting though
360
00:31:23,900 --> 00:31:27,266
so now we're gonna head to scandals
361
00:31:27,266 --> 00:31:28,800
the sex toy store
362
00:31:28,900 --> 00:31:33,433
and try and pick up either a Christmas themed toy to use
363
00:31:33,433 --> 00:31:35,100
or a green dildo
364
00:31:59,166 --> 00:32:02,966
when you're in the middle boy I can read your mind
365
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:07,266
this ain't texting ain't no holding the next time
366
00:32:21,066 --> 00:32:23,066
I don't know if I can but I think I might be
367
00:32:30,066 --> 00:32:31,966
time to pop into the 6 toy store
368
00:32:31,966 --> 00:32:36,633
and see what we can find that I can use in the video
369
00:32:36,633 --> 00:32:38,400
I'm gonna film as the Grinch
370
00:32:43,566 --> 00:32:46,500
okay so I'm back from the sex toy store and they had
371
00:32:46,500 --> 00:32:49,166
didn't have much in the way of green dildos for some reason
372
00:32:49,166 --> 00:32:51,000
how hard is it to get a green dildo
373
00:32:51,066 --> 00:32:55,000
but they had this little Santa hat
374
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:59,266
labia pleaser and clit sucker so I was here
375
00:32:59,266 --> 00:33:02,600
I was like that's great and then also um
376
00:33:03,033 --> 00:33:05,666
he mentioned to me that they have these little Christmas crackers
377
00:33:05,666 --> 00:33:07,866
filled with a fun naughty things inside
378
00:33:07,866 --> 00:33:10,166
so I decided to buy one of these as well
379
00:34:08,100 --> 00:34:11,566
you know what they say good things come to those who wait
380
00:34:11,566 --> 00:34:15,366
and you've gotten through this whole special without seeing any porn
381
00:34:15,366 --> 00:34:18,700
I couldn't leave you blue balled especially at Christmas time
382
00:34:18,700 --> 00:34:24,766
so without further ado here is a very special festive weird wanks
383
00:34:24,900 --> 00:34:28,000
and I know you guys are going to love it because I did
384
00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:30,133
my Christmas gift to you
385
00:34:39,033 --> 00:34:39,933
Ho ho ho
386
00:34:42,966 --> 00:34:44,166
wow
387
00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:48,933
she looks amazing
388
00:34:51,166 --> 00:34:52,500
he's like a who
389
00:34:55,966 --> 00:34:59,766
I think it's like a little prosthetic on her nose she looks so good
390
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:02,666
and that's like the man haha
391
00:35:05,100 --> 00:35:05,900
babe
392
00:35:06,300 --> 00:35:08,000
you would break them off
393
00:35:08,500 --> 00:35:12,566
someone saw what you were wearing and are you gonna be the who
394
00:35:12,566 --> 00:35:14,566
that turns me in oh
395
00:35:14,566 --> 00:35:18,566
she's Martha I'm so stupid that's Martha
396
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:21,500
well then
397
00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:25,666
I guess I'm just gonna have to let you open one present
398
00:35:25,666 --> 00:35:27,533
before Christmas arrives
399
00:35:31,266 --> 00:35:34,066
this is what I mean this is so high quality bro
400
00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:45,200
hmm
401
00:35:46,900 --> 00:35:47,066
ah ah
402
00:35:47,066 --> 00:35:47,866
ah ah ah
403
00:35:55,500 --> 00:35:56,333
three four
404
00:35:57,466 --> 00:35:58,266
ah
405
00:36:00,633 --> 00:36:01,700
holy smoke
406
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:07,000
bro their bedroom looks amazing
407
00:36:09,433 --> 00:36:11,266
I'm gonna suck that cock mother
408
00:36:18,033 --> 00:36:18,833
hmm
409
00:36:21,566 --> 00:36:22,366
ugh
410
00:36:22,466 --> 00:36:24,566
it's got a very long cock
411
00:36:31,566 --> 00:36:32,366
ah
412
00:36:35,766 --> 00:36:37,666
oh she's loving it
413
00:36:38,633 --> 00:36:39,900
she's great at that
414
00:36:44,633 --> 00:36:45,933
some food on the land
415
00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:59,733
don't just lay there put your hands to use and unwrap me
416
00:37:04,900 --> 00:37:06,066
that's right baby
417
00:37:06,633 --> 00:37:11,366
she actually looks so hot in that cosplay she looks so sexy
418
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:18,200
oh oh
419
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:20,200
oh
420
00:37:22,566 --> 00:37:23,366
hmm
421
00:37:28,866 --> 00:37:29,866
oh oh oh my gosh
422
00:37:31,766 --> 00:37:32,566
oh
423
00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:35,000
mm hmm
424
00:37:45,666 --> 00:37:49,000
you still love me just as well as when I first met you oh
425
00:37:50,466 --> 00:37:51,933
thank you
426
00:37:54,066 --> 00:37:54,866
oh oh oh
427
00:38:09,900 --> 00:38:11,400
this cock is so wet
428
00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:17,600
her tongue's going like wild
429
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:20,333
you're so romantic
430
00:38:22,966 --> 00:38:23,766
oh
431
00:38:24,766 --> 00:38:26,466
that's my favorite time of the year
432
00:38:59,766 --> 00:39:02,166
that's the who I used to know
433
00:39:02,833 --> 00:39:04,300
that's right do it
434
00:39:08,233 --> 00:39:09,033
ooh
435
00:39:09,966 --> 00:39:12,100
I like what's gotten into you
436
00:39:13,500 --> 00:39:14,333
ooh
437
00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:17,800
I like it
438
00:39:19,066 --> 00:39:20,566
that's so good
439
00:39:23,566 --> 00:39:25,100
I love your hair bro
440
00:39:25,100 --> 00:39:27,133
it's amazing how they get the hair
441
00:39:27,300 --> 00:39:30,000
it's so complicated with like little plaits and stuff
442
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:31,666
they do such a good job Christmas
443
00:39:35,466 --> 00:39:39,666
I must be like a wig maybe like a hairpiece
444
00:39:40,633 --> 00:39:42,333
but she looks so sexy
445
00:39:46,366 --> 00:39:47,166
ah
446
00:39:55,433 --> 00:39:56,233
oh
447
00:40:07,100 --> 00:40:08,133
oh ah
448
00:40:14,466 --> 00:40:15,266
oh
449
00:40:21,566 --> 00:40:22,366
um
450
00:40:29,633 --> 00:40:30,533
oh
451
00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:33,000
um
452
00:40:36,033 --> 00:40:36,866
oh
453
00:40:37,433 --> 00:40:39,066
oh that's so sexy
454
00:40:39,666 --> 00:40:40,466
hmm
455
00:40:43,300 --> 00:40:44,666
oh oh fuck
456
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:46,800
oh
457
00:40:48,066 --> 00:40:48,866
hmm
458
00:40:50,566 --> 00:40:52,100
oh she's so pretty
459
00:40:53,100 --> 00:40:53,900
hmm
460
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:56,333
oh yeah
461
00:40:57,500 --> 00:40:58,300
oh
462
00:41:02,833 --> 00:41:03,000
oh oh
463
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:03,800
oh oh oh
464
00:41:05,066 --> 00:41:05,233
oh oh
465
00:41:05,233 --> 00:41:06,033
oh oh oh
466
00:41:16,100 --> 00:41:17,600
oh yes
467
00:41:18,433 --> 00:41:19,233
mmm
468
00:41:21,566 --> 00:41:23,533
oh oh yeah oh
469
00:41:24,033 --> 00:41:26,300
oh fuck oh
470
00:41:26,300 --> 00:41:28,466
it's gonna be how my clit just in
471
00:41:33,466 --> 00:41:34,266
oh oh
472
00:41:41,366 --> 00:41:41,800
oh oh
473
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:43,533
that's so sexy
474
00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:45,200
oh
475
00:41:47,466 --> 00:41:50,200
she looks so fucking good riding him
476
00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:51,600
she got such a nice pussy
477
00:41:52,566 --> 00:41:53,366
oh
478
00:41:59,866 --> 00:42:00,666
ah
479
00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:05,000
ah ah
480
00:42:09,300 --> 00:42:09,466
ah ah
481
00:42:09,466 --> 00:42:09,633
ah ah
482
00:42:09,633 --> 00:42:10,433
ah ah
483
00:42:11,466 --> 00:42:12,266
hmm
484
00:42:17,833 --> 00:42:18,366
oh oh oh
485
00:42:18,366 --> 00:42:18,466
oh yeah
486
00:42:18,466 --> 00:42:18,566
oh yeah
487
00:42:18,566 --> 00:42:19,166
oh yeah
488
00:42:19,166 --> 00:42:20,100
oh yeah
489
00:42:22,033 --> 00:42:23,600
oh yeah
490
00:42:26,500 --> 00:42:28,266
oh my God
491
00:42:28,266 --> 00:42:30,366
feels so fucking good
492
00:42:31,066 --> 00:42:31,866
ah ah
493
00:42:32,700 --> 00:42:33,500
mmm
494
00:42:34,666 --> 00:42:34,833
ah ah
495
00:42:34,833 --> 00:42:35,633
ah ah ah
496
00:42:37,500 --> 00:42:38,300
ah
497
00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:39,600
oh oh
498
00:42:41,633 --> 00:42:45,300
his cosplay is actually really good this green suit
499
00:42:47,500 --> 00:42:48,300
oh oh
500
00:42:55,900 --> 00:42:57,666
oh that's right backwards
501
00:42:58,366 --> 00:42:59,666
yes oh
502
00:43:00,966 --> 00:43:01,766
oh
503
00:43:02,700 --> 00:43:03,533
oh
504
00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:07,800
the stockings are so cute
505
00:43:14,466 --> 00:43:15,366
oh oh
506
00:43:18,633 --> 00:43:20,533
oh yeah oh
507
00:43:23,433 --> 00:43:24,166
oh yeah
508
00:43:24,166 --> 00:43:26,033
she's got such a nice body
509
00:43:26,033 --> 00:43:28,500
I love how it's like so cute and petite
510
00:43:33,300 --> 00:43:34,733
oh yeah
511
00:43:39,166 --> 00:43:39,400
ah ah ah
512
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:40,200
ah ah
513
00:43:40,500 --> 00:43:40,666
ah ah
514
00:43:40,666 --> 00:43:41,466
ah ah ah
515
00:43:43,633 --> 00:43:44,766
ah ah ah
516
00:43:48,666 --> 00:43:50,166
just finish it off
517
00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:54,000
ah ah ah
518
00:43:55,300 --> 00:43:57,733
holy smokes holy smokes
519
00:43:58,033 --> 00:43:59,166
holy smokes
520
00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:03,466
I didn't realize this is not ladylike of you
521
00:44:03,466 --> 00:44:04,866
holy smokes
522
00:44:05,500 --> 00:44:08,933
I'm just trying to find the Christmas cheer
523
00:44:10,366 --> 00:44:12,500
that's not how you do it
524
00:44:13,500 --> 00:44:15,100
oh it's like this
525
00:44:15,266 --> 00:44:17,600
go to that side of the couch young lady
526
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:21,700
oh yup oh what
527
00:44:21,700 --> 00:44:29,066
oh young lady oh Christmas cheers like this oh yeah
528
00:44:33,500 --> 00:44:34,933
oh yeah
529
00:44:36,966 --> 00:44:37,800
oh yeah oh yeah
530
00:44:38,300 --> 00:44:39,100
oh yeah
531
00:44:40,033 --> 00:44:42,900
oh yeah that's a good who
532
00:44:43,266 --> 00:44:46,600
oh look at you
533
00:44:47,500 --> 00:44:48,300
oh
534
00:44:55,566 --> 00:44:58,400
I love Christmas I love Christmas
535
00:44:59,833 --> 00:45:01,600
Merry Christmas Sweetheart
536
00:45:05,766 --> 00:45:08,366
oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
537
00:45:11,233 --> 00:45:12,033
oh oh oh oh oh
538
00:45:13,466 --> 00:45:15,500
oh oh oh oh oh
539
00:45:16,766 --> 00:45:17,566
oh oh
540
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:24,333
oh yeah
541
00:45:26,233 --> 00:45:27,033
oh yeah
542
00:45:30,766 --> 00:45:32,200
oh yeah
543
00:45:32,900 --> 00:45:33,700
oh
544
00:45:34,833 --> 00:45:35,633
yeah
545
00:45:37,933 --> 00:45:38,733
oh oh
546
00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:50,266
oh yes oh yeah fuck oh fucking hell oh oh
547
00:45:55,233 --> 00:45:56,033
Jesus
548
00:45:58,566 --> 00:46:00,733
ah ah
549
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:04,600
ah ah ah
550
00:46:05,833 --> 00:46:09,266
Mwah sugar plum I love when there's come on your nose oh
551
00:46:09,266 --> 00:46:13,800
I do too it fills me with so much Christmas joy come on
552
00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:20,600
oh sweet oh we just want to make happy family
553
00:46:20,600 --> 00:46:21,566
yes we are
554
00:46:21,566 --> 00:46:23,600
it's a very Merry Christmas
555
00:46:25,300 --> 00:46:27,633
Christmas cheer back yes
556
00:46:27,633 --> 00:46:29,700
I feel like I really got it back
557
00:46:30,233 --> 00:46:34,800
you should turn that frown upside down yeah yeah
558
00:46:36,633 --> 00:46:39,000
Merry Christmas oh
559
00:46:41,633 --> 00:46:44,600
Merry Christmas Merry Christmas
560
00:46:53,833 --> 00:46:54,766
Ho ho ho
561
00:46:59,266 --> 00:47:01,900
thank you guys for watching my Christmas special
562
00:47:01,900 --> 00:47:05,766
and thank you all so much for your support through the year
563
00:47:05,766 --> 00:47:10,300
I can't wait to show you guys what I've got in store for 2026
564
00:47:10,300 --> 00:47:14,400
Merry Christmas everyone and to all a good night
565
00:47:16,433 --> 00:47:17,233
mwah
566
00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:20,666
Brother Merry Christmas
567
00:47:30,833 --> 00:47:33,466
they don't understand the things I want for Christmas
568
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:35,666
all my brother's Jolly Brother
569
00:47:35,666 --> 00:47:38,900
Merry Christmas Brother Merry Christmas Brother
570
00:47:38,900 --> 00:47:42,900
Merry Christmas all my brother's Jolly Brother Merry Christmas
571
00:47:42,900 --> 00:47:44,366
she wanna sing to Japan
572
00:47:49,666 --> 00:47:52,500
down for the kids she got the drawing in her hands
573
00:47:54,900 --> 00:47:55,900
Merry Christmas
574
00:47:56,566 --> 00:48:01,900
Merry Christmas Merry Christmas all my brothers tell me Merry
575
00:48:03,100 --> 00:48:04,566
Merry Christmas Brother
576
00:48:04,566 --> 00:48:05,500
Merry Christmas
577
00:48:06,066 --> 00:48:08,533
all my brothers tell me Merry Christmas
578
00:48:14,100 --> 00:48:15,000
Merry Christmas
579
00:48:26,900 --> 00:48:27,800
Merry Christmas
580
00:48:30,666 --> 00:48:33,800
Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas
581
00:49:18,100 --> 00:49:24,533
when it lets us mingle to do more I'm gonna love you
582
00:49:27,166 --> 00:49:29,700
I'm not a nice man oh
583
00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:31,900
oh say it baby
584
00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:36,133
but girl you're patient with me oh oh
585
00:49:37,700 --> 00:49:39,666
I've been in love with you
586
00:50:00,666 --> 00:50:02,533
I've been really in love with you
587
00:50:31,166 --> 00:50:33,200
I'm in love with you
588
00:50:34,233 --> 00:50:36,166
I'm in love with you
589
00:50:55,566 --> 00:50:56,766
I'm a little soldier
590
00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:35,500
putiki tikito putiki tikito putiki tikito putiki tikito
591
00:51:35,666 --> 00:51:39,333
putiki tikito putiki tikito putiki tikito putiki tikito
592
00:51:39,466 --> 00:51:44,466
putiki tikito putiki tikito putiki tikito putiki tikito
593
00:53:05,500 --> 00:53:07,000
I know my color
594
00:53:30,500 --> 00:53:32,000
Taco y ante Todo
595
00:53:34,900 --> 00:53:37,266
forse sarà che bene fa
596
00:53:50,266 --> 00:53:52,466
spécialisé dans le tourisme
597
00:53:59,866 --> 00:54:01,366
in my jacuzzi
598
00:54:27,500 --> 00:54:28,566
nurusbi
599
00:54:29,900 --> 00:54:34,066
asya şimaliye vurdu Pakistan Mora
600
00:54:37,566 --> 00:54:39,566
انا ما اكره
601
00:54:43,400 --> 00:54:45,700
what chicken dinner what chicken dinner
602
00:54:45,966 --> 00:54:49,500
what chicken dinner what chicken dinner what chicken dinner
603
00:54:49,766 --> 00:54:53,333
what chicken dinner what chicken dinner what chicken dinner
604
00:54:53,566 --> 00:54:57,166
what chicken dinner what chicken dinner what chicken dinner
605
00:54:57,433 --> 00:54:58,100
what chicken
606
00:54:58,100 --> 00:55:01,933
dinner what chicken dinner what chicken dinner what chicken dinner
607
00:55:20,800 --> 00:55:21,600
tic tic toc
608
00:55:22,066 --> 00:55:27,933
tic tic toc tic tic toc tic tic toc tic tic toc tic tic toc
609
00:55:28,466 --> 00:55:33,866
tic tic toc tic tic toc tic tic toc tic tic toc tic tic toc tic tic
610
00:55:33,866 --> 00:55:40,000
toc tic tic toc tic tic toc tic tic toc tic tic toc tic tic toc
611
00:55:41,300 --> 00:55:43,733
butter cake to butter cake to butter
612
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:47,100
cake to butter cake to butter cake to butter cake to
613
00:56:23,700 --> 00:56:25,366
Buraya Buraya Buraya
614
00:56:37,833 --> 00:56:40,366
Nada voando e bate a tua rua nada
615
00:57:00,100 --> 00:57:03,133
pura ye pura ye pura ye pura ye pura
616
00:57:57,433 --> 00:57:58,233
ah ah ah ah
617
00:58:07,466 --> 00:58:08,266
ah ah ah
618
00:58:09,833 --> 00:58:10,633
ah ah ah
619
00:58:46,966 --> 00:58:47,766
um
620
00:58:50,066 --> 00:58:50,866
ah
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00:58:52,033 --> 00:58:52,833
um
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00:58:54,066 --> 00:58:54,866
ah
623
00:59:09,033 --> 00:59:09,233
oh ah
624
00:59:09,233 --> 00:59:10,033
ah ah ah
625
01:01:06,800 --> 01:01:07,966
oh yeah
626
01:02:00,966 --> 01:02:01,766
oh my
627
01:02:01,900 --> 01:02:02,700
oh my
628
01:03:12,966 --> 01:03:13,100
oh oh
629
01:03:13,100 --> 01:03:13,900
oh oh
630
01:03:17,100 --> 01:03:18,466
I'm coming
631
01:03:38,566 --> 01:03:39,366
huh
632
01:03:40,366 --> 01:03:41,166
hmm
633
01:06:54,400 --> 01:06:56,066
as love I hear sound
634
01:06:56,066 --> 01:06:59,400
I see fury she says love
635
01:06:59,400 --> 01:07:01,200
it's not a hostile condition
636
01:07:09,900 --> 01:07:11,133
lovely
637
01:07:12,066 --> 01:07:12,866
when
638
01:07:18,066 --> 01:07:19,666
love me
639
01:08:09,900 --> 01:08:11,666
you don't find me
640
01:08:13,666 --> 01:08:15,966
you don't find me
641
01:08:27,466 --> 01:08:28,266
oh my
642
01:08:35,800 --> 01:08:35,866
oh my
643
01:08:35,866 --> 01:08:35,966
oh my
644
01:08:35,966 --> 01:08:36,033
oh my
645
01:08:36,033 --> 01:08:36,100
oh my
646
01:08:36,100 --> 01:08:36,200
oh my
647
01:08:36,200 --> 01:08:36,266
oh my
648
01:08:36,266 --> 01:08:36,366
oh my
649
01:08:36,366 --> 01:08:37,200
oh my
650
01:08:40,633 --> 01:08:41,433
ah ah ah
651
01:08:49,700 --> 01:08:50,500
ah ah
652
01:08:53,966 --> 01:08:54,766
ah
653
01:10:43,966 --> 01:10:44,766
oh
654
01:10:50,900 --> 01:10:51,700
oh oh
655
01:13:13,900 --> 01:13:14,700
ah
656
01:13:15,300 --> 01:13:16,100
hmm
657
01:13:24,300 --> 01:13:25,100
oh
658
01:13:26,466 --> 01:13:27,266
um
659
01:13:30,000 --> 01:13:30,800
ah ah
660
01:13:49,066 --> 01:13:49,866
oh ah
661
01:14:28,100 --> 01:14:28,900
oh
662
01:14:30,166 --> 01:14:30,966
oh
663
01:14:35,000 --> 01:14:35,800
oh
664
01:14:43,500 --> 01:14:44,300
oh oh oh oh
665
01:14:50,766 --> 01:14:51,566
oh
666
01:14:57,166 --> 01:14:57,966
oh ah
667
01:15:08,833 --> 01:15:09,633
oh
668
01:15:10,300 --> 01:15:11,400
oh oh
669
01:15:17,633 --> 01:15:17,866
oh oh oh
670
01:15:17,866 --> 01:15:18,666
oh oh
671
01:15:21,033 --> 01:15:21,833
oh oh oh
672
01:15:28,100 --> 01:15:28,266
ah ah
673
01:15:28,266 --> 01:15:29,066
ah ah ah
674
01:15:30,400 --> 01:15:31,200
ah
675
01:15:35,766 --> 01:15:36,566
ah
676
01:15:37,466 --> 01:15:38,266
ah
677
01:15:42,166 --> 01:15:42,300
ah ah
678
01:15:42,300 --> 01:15:43,100
ah ah
679
01:15:43,433 --> 01:15:44,233
mmm
680
01:15:45,166 --> 01:15:45,966
ah
681
01:15:47,833 --> 01:15:48,633
hmm
682
01:15:54,066 --> 01:15:54,866
ah ah ah
683
01:15:57,233 --> 01:15:58,033
ah
684
01:15:59,100 --> 01:15:59,900
um
685
01:16:15,600 --> 01:16:16,400
ah
686
01:16:19,700 --> 01:16:20,500
ah
687
01:17:02,300 --> 01:17:03,100
oh
688
01:17:03,700 --> 01:17:04,500
huh
689
01:17:07,633 --> 01:17:08,433
huh huh huh
690
01:17:15,200 --> 01:17:16,500
oh huh
691
01:17:19,800 --> 01:17:21,700
oh fuck
692
01:17:25,666 --> 01:17:26,466
ah ah ah
693
01:17:39,000 --> 01:17:39,800
hmm hmm hmm
694
01:17:40,233 --> 01:17:40,466
hmm hmm hmm
695
01:17:40,466 --> 01:17:41,266
hmm hmm
696
01:17:56,966 --> 01:17:57,100
oh oh
697
01:17:57,100 --> 01:17:57,366
oh oh oh
698
01:17:57,366 --> 01:17:58,166
oh oh oh
699
01:18:09,200 --> 01:18:09,833
oh oh
700
01:18:09,833 --> 01:18:10,633
oh oh
701
01:18:13,700 --> 01:18:14,666
fuck
702
01:18:20,833 --> 01:18:21,633
oh oh oh
703
01:18:27,500 --> 01:18:27,666
huh huh
704
01:18:27,666 --> 01:18:28,466
huh huh
705
01:18:34,766 --> 01:18:35,566
ah ah
706
01:18:46,000 --> 01:18:46,300
huh huh
707
01:18:46,300 --> 01:18:47,100
huh huh huh
708
01:19:32,966 --> 01:19:33,766
ah
709
01:19:37,500 --> 01:19:38,866
I need to get a towel
710
01:20:06,800 --> 01:20:10,833
hi guys my name is cheeky and Zed and welcome back
711
01:20:10,833 --> 01:20:13,400
to another sexy porn reaction
712
01:20:14,066 --> 01:20:17,333
somebody sent this video through to me on X Hamster
713
01:20:17,566 --> 01:20:20,300
which by the way is a really good website
714
01:20:20,300 --> 01:20:22,166
and I've had a lot of success
715
01:20:22,233 --> 01:20:26,100
uploading what was taken down of Pornhub on there
716
01:20:26,100 --> 01:20:28,066
so you guys should definitely go check out my profile
717
01:20:28,066 --> 01:20:29,800
if you miss any of my old videos
718
01:20:30,333 --> 01:20:33,700
so this porn animation is by Lou Frogo
719
01:20:33,766 --> 01:20:35,333
who you may have heard of
720
01:20:35,433 --> 01:20:39,800
and it's called Horny Girlfriend Wants to fuck
721
01:20:41,566 --> 01:20:44,033
I imagine it's got a much more charming name
722
01:20:44,033 --> 01:20:45,600
but it was just like
723
01:20:45,600 --> 01:20:49,200
uploaded by one of those pages that just reupload people's shite
724
01:20:49,200 --> 01:20:52,566
so that's probably why it's got that name
725
01:20:52,766 --> 01:20:56,633
anyways this should be a really fun video to watch
726
01:20:56,633 --> 01:21:00,133
and come and maybe squirt to
727
01:21:00,566 --> 01:21:03,366
um cause little frog do make really good animations
728
01:21:03,466 --> 01:21:05,966
so let's see what they have in store for us
729
01:21:05,966 --> 01:21:08,200
and jump into today's video
730
01:21:11,766 --> 01:21:15,933
also if you're wondering yes I do have a new camera
731
01:21:16,166 --> 01:21:20,266
it is the Sony a seven 4 and I am stoked with it
732
01:21:20,266 --> 01:21:22,966
so far the quality is so good
733
01:21:22,966 --> 01:21:23,400
um
734
01:21:23,400 --> 01:21:27,200
and it's been really fun to like mess around with since I bought it
735
01:21:27,800 --> 01:21:32,366
I bet this camera didn't think it was gonna be making so much porn
736
01:21:32,433 --> 01:21:33,733
before it was bored
737
01:21:34,466 --> 01:21:38,066
okay guys let's jump into this 23 minute video
738
01:21:38,066 --> 01:21:41,433
um I'm really hoping this camera doesn't come out of focus
739
01:21:41,433 --> 01:21:45,933
because I am probably not using the right lens for what I'm filming
740
01:21:46,200 --> 01:21:48,366
but yeah I'm so excited
741
01:21:48,366 --> 01:21:50,000
I hope this just looks really
742
01:21:50,000 --> 01:21:50,866
really good
743
01:21:51,700 --> 01:21:52,766
OK anyway
744
01:22:04,966 --> 01:22:05,766
oh
745
01:22:09,400 --> 01:22:10,766
listen I know
746
01:22:10,766 --> 01:22:14,400
I said I like how that intro's a bit different from the Pornhub one
747
01:22:14,800 --> 01:22:17,366
if you keep hesitating and don't get your cock out
748
01:22:17,366 --> 01:22:19,933
we're never gonna find out how good I can be at it
749
01:22:20,566 --> 01:22:21,400
alright you ready
750
01:22:24,700 --> 01:22:26,133
okay um
751
01:22:27,866 --> 01:22:29,166
God you weren't lying uh
752
01:22:30,433 --> 01:22:33,033
alright let me just don't laugh
753
01:22:33,033 --> 01:22:35,566
I think there's a lot of blow jobs in this
754
01:22:36,166 --> 01:22:38,166
from what I saw when I was scrolling through
755
01:22:43,033 --> 01:22:44,600
I actually love giving head
756
01:22:44,600 --> 01:22:48,866
I actually love like sucking cock
757
01:22:50,100 --> 01:22:51,366
I find it really fun
758
01:22:52,033 --> 01:22:53,600
it's really thick um
759
01:22:54,066 --> 01:22:55,800
it's way thicker than I thought it would
760
01:23:08,600 --> 01:23:10,200
she's loving it
761
01:23:14,266 --> 01:23:15,066
oh
762
01:23:19,433 --> 01:23:20,233
jeez
763
01:23:23,766 --> 01:23:27,100
I will say though I'm not really a swallower
764
01:23:27,600 --> 01:23:29,666
um I'm definitely a spitter
765
01:23:29,700 --> 01:23:30,666
yeah
766
01:23:31,600 --> 01:23:34,000
but that's only because I can't deal with like textures
767
01:23:34,000 --> 01:23:35,966
I think really if you get what I mean
768
01:23:36,233 --> 01:23:39,500
then I'll get even rougher
769
01:23:41,566 --> 01:23:43,466
wait what are you
770
01:23:47,233 --> 01:23:49,166
hmm how cute
771
01:23:49,466 --> 01:23:53,700
are you hot really trying to hide just how wet you are
772
01:23:53,700 --> 01:23:55,733
no I'm not
773
01:24:05,066 --> 01:24:09,600
I love watching fingering to be honest like I find it so hot
774
01:24:13,433 --> 01:24:14,266
come on
775
01:24:15,033 --> 01:24:20,000
I think I just like love seeing like objects fingers
776
01:24:20,000 --> 01:24:22,400
cock like kind of in pussy
777
01:24:22,633 --> 01:24:24,800
like that's what turns me on the most
778
01:24:24,800 --> 01:24:26,433
I feel um
779
01:24:26,433 --> 01:24:27,933
when I'm like watching porn
780
01:24:31,166 --> 01:24:33,533
sorry I got a lot to say about this video so far
781
01:24:45,833 --> 01:24:48,466
I definitely get turned on watching blow jobs
782
01:24:48,900 --> 01:24:51,500
definitely open my mouth some more
783
01:24:51,833 --> 01:24:54,100
are you sure you can handle it
784
01:25:01,766 --> 01:25:04,400
I love that like mini build I'm just in
785
01:25:11,700 --> 01:25:12,500
hmm
786
01:25:14,566 --> 01:25:15,366
ah ah
787
01:25:20,866 --> 01:25:24,200
I'm really hoping that my pussy looks really good in the pussy cam
788
01:25:24,200 --> 01:25:26,400
because I gave it a little trim today
789
01:25:26,400 --> 01:25:28,566
so it's like perfectly hairy
790
01:25:41,600 --> 01:25:42,400
ah ah
791
01:25:48,433 --> 01:25:49,233
ah
792
01:25:50,666 --> 01:25:51,466
oh
793
01:25:58,033 --> 01:26:01,466
her eyes hot eyes oh
794
01:26:05,666 --> 01:26:07,800
this is fun
795
01:26:09,866 --> 01:26:11,900
are you gonna come
796
01:26:12,433 --> 01:26:15,100
yeah I'm getting close no
797
01:26:16,600 --> 01:26:19,266
please swallow it
798
01:26:20,666 --> 01:26:22,366
of course
799
01:26:32,666 --> 01:26:35,733
I think these two characters have like really good chemistry
800
01:26:40,466 --> 01:26:43,100
ah hmm fuck
801
01:26:47,100 --> 01:26:47,900
ah
802
01:26:50,966 --> 01:26:51,766
ah ah ah
803
01:26:52,766 --> 01:26:54,100
hmm ah
804
01:26:57,566 --> 01:27:01,066
oh she's got cum dripping all over her face
805
01:27:06,766 --> 01:27:09,266
that was a lot
806
01:27:11,633 --> 01:27:12,433
haha
807
01:27:14,433 --> 01:27:15,233
um
808
01:27:17,166 --> 01:27:20,900
sorry I didn't do a very good job of swallowing it all
809
01:27:22,200 --> 01:27:24,566
it's just that there was a
810
01:27:24,566 --> 01:27:27,600
I really like the chemistry between these two characters
811
01:27:28,366 --> 01:27:29,966
it's really cute and wholesome
812
01:27:29,966 --> 01:27:33,800
I love you so much honey I love you too
813
01:27:34,400 --> 01:27:38,166
oh you're really pinned up huh
814
01:27:38,633 --> 01:27:41,266
I'd love a cock on my face right now
815
01:27:44,366 --> 01:27:48,733
well what do you feel like doing to me huh
816
01:27:52,100 --> 01:27:57,100
oh good boy oh oh my
817
01:27:58,633 --> 01:28:00,266
oh yeah
818
01:28:32,300 --> 01:28:37,200
are you okay I didn't realize I was forcing it in that day yeah
819
01:28:37,200 --> 01:28:39,133
I just wait
820
01:28:40,700 --> 01:28:42,766
sorry can we stop for a second
821
01:28:43,800 --> 01:28:46,533
there's a picture of Momo on the wall
822
01:28:47,433 --> 01:28:48,700
I fucking hate that thing
823
01:28:48,700 --> 01:28:50,366
it's so creepy that's so weird
824
01:28:50,366 --> 01:28:54,700
I just saw that that thing with the face that's well creepy
825
01:28:54,700 --> 01:28:58,333
that used to terrify me oh why is it on the wall
826
01:29:00,033 --> 01:29:01,600
sorry I just had to point that out
827
01:29:01,600 --> 01:29:03,400
that was well strange
828
01:29:04,700 --> 01:29:06,900
didn't expect to throw my cute
829
01:29:06,900 --> 01:29:10,200
little boyfriend's cock when I got home from work
830
01:29:10,433 --> 01:29:11,233
Jeez
831
01:29:11,766 --> 01:29:15,000
weren't you the one who wanted to watch anime
832
01:29:15,033 --> 01:29:16,733
maybe I uh
833
01:29:17,966 --> 01:29:20,400
maybe we should just go back and
834
01:29:21,800 --> 01:29:24,600
Mona slow down
835
01:29:58,000 --> 01:29:59,666
what are you oh
836
01:29:59,666 --> 01:30:01,066
I'm not done with this
837
01:30:01,800 --> 01:30:02,800
please
838
01:30:06,266 --> 01:30:10,600
get over here and fuck me already
839
01:30:12,833 --> 01:30:16,800
you're soaked this is one thing I remember about Lude Froggo
840
01:30:16,800 --> 01:30:18,466
like the characters have like
841
01:30:18,466 --> 01:30:20,066
really like natural bodies
842
01:30:20,066 --> 01:30:21,700
which is quite nice like
843
01:30:21,700 --> 01:30:23,700
obviously you don't really see that too much
844
01:30:24,300 --> 01:30:26,533
got very natural body you know
845
01:30:27,300 --> 01:30:28,100
ah
846
01:30:30,266 --> 01:30:31,066
ah ah ah ah ah
847
01:30:35,066 --> 01:30:35,300
ah ah ah
848
01:30:35,300 --> 01:30:36,100
ah ah ah
849
01:30:47,300 --> 01:30:48,500
I'm coming
850
01:30:53,833 --> 01:30:55,900
I'm not done with you yet
851
01:30:56,866 --> 01:30:57,866
fuck
852
01:30:59,500 --> 01:31:00,300
I'm
853
01:31:01,600 --> 01:31:03,400
so sensitive
854
01:31:16,566 --> 01:31:16,700
ah ah
855
01:31:16,700 --> 01:31:16,866
ah ah
856
01:31:16,866 --> 01:31:17,666
ah ah
857
01:31:21,166 --> 01:31:21,300
ah ah
858
01:31:21,300 --> 01:31:22,100
ah ah ah
859
01:31:24,033 --> 01:31:24,833
ah
860
01:31:25,366 --> 01:31:25,500
ah ah
861
01:31:25,500 --> 01:31:26,300
ah ah
862
01:31:31,566 --> 01:31:33,266
should I come outside
863
01:31:43,166 --> 01:31:45,933
you're such a good boy
864
01:31:46,666 --> 01:31:50,966
I love you I love you too
865
01:31:54,233 --> 01:31:56,500
oh this fucking weather
866
01:31:56,500 --> 01:31:57,966
oh my God
867
01:32:05,566 --> 01:32:08,200
Becky I'm home
868
01:32:08,633 --> 01:32:09,466
Susan
869
01:32:10,000 --> 01:32:11,800
stay put oh
870
01:32:11,966 --> 01:32:16,166
I'm sorry are the two of you busy right now
871
01:32:17,566 --> 01:32:18,366
oh
872
01:32:20,266 --> 01:32:22,766
look at him go
873
01:32:24,000 --> 01:32:27,233
so your Becky's oh
874
01:32:27,233 --> 01:32:29,400
we like Susan she's a good bitch
875
01:32:30,833 --> 01:32:31,700
what
876
01:32:36,166 --> 01:32:38,966
sorry ma'am I didn't see you coming
877
01:32:40,366 --> 01:32:43,400
I hope I'm not interrupting
878
01:32:48,866 --> 01:32:51,366
so much
879
01:32:54,166 --> 01:32:57,700
you must have been really pumped up
880
01:32:59,833 --> 01:33:00,666
I I
881
01:33:00,666 --> 01:33:03,000
I mean Susan
882
01:33:05,066 --> 01:33:08,400
my turn oh geez
883
01:33:09,166 --> 01:33:09,900
OK guys
884
01:33:09,900 --> 01:33:12,566
let's get nice to meet you ma'am
885
01:33:12,666 --> 01:33:15,266
oh please call
886
01:33:15,266 --> 01:33:16,733
me Susan
887
01:33:17,500 --> 01:33:19,966
hold on wait for me
888
01:33:25,400 --> 01:33:27,100
wait for me wait ma'am
889
01:33:27,100 --> 01:33:29,733
I gotta say she's a pretty good roommate
890
01:33:30,300 --> 01:33:34,500
such a cute young cock
891
01:33:35,466 --> 01:33:36,933
Jeez huh
892
01:33:37,100 --> 01:33:42,733
I told you to wait for me
893
01:33:48,000 --> 01:33:51,966
are you sure about this yes a lucky guy
894
01:33:55,233 --> 01:33:56,266
all right
895
01:33:56,800 --> 01:33:58,400
then I won't hold back
896
01:34:10,433 --> 01:34:12,466
oh my
897
01:34:30,300 --> 01:34:31,366
oh God
898
01:34:39,466 --> 01:34:41,600
is that all you got baby
899
01:34:42,266 --> 01:34:44,566
I'm coming we are just getting started
900
01:34:51,600 --> 01:34:52,400
oh
901
01:34:52,833 --> 01:34:55,033
freak did you say something
902
01:34:55,033 --> 01:34:57,200
oh sorry but you can't have this
903
01:34:58,500 --> 01:35:00,933
Becky you're so aggressive
904
01:35:01,066 --> 01:35:03,566
I love it oh freak
905
01:35:06,766 --> 01:35:08,166
hey my glasses
906
01:35:11,766 --> 01:35:13,266
oh there Missy
907
01:35:13,266 --> 01:35:15,166
I got you now
908
01:35:17,900 --> 01:35:21,766
you're not wearing anything under your pajamas
909
01:35:25,300 --> 01:35:28,266
you're soaked young man
910
01:35:28,266 --> 01:35:32,533
I think your girlfriend needs to be taught a lesson
911
01:35:34,800 --> 01:35:38,400
it's time she learns some manners
912
01:35:42,400 --> 01:35:43,933
I'm loving this
913
01:35:45,066 --> 01:35:47,566
don't fuck with me Becky
914
01:35:47,633 --> 01:35:50,266
I know you prefer it that way
915
01:35:50,566 --> 01:35:52,300
yes yes
916
01:35:52,300 --> 01:35:58,300
I do then why don't you thank your boyfriend like a good little girl
917
01:35:58,300 --> 01:35:59,100
hmm
918
01:35:59,833 --> 01:36:00,633
yes
919
01:36:01,366 --> 01:36:02,566
thank you
920
01:36:03,500 --> 01:36:05,000
I'm not using
921
01:36:06,833 --> 01:36:07,733
Tyler
922
01:36:09,733 --> 01:36:12,933
good girl oh right oh
923
01:36:15,366 --> 01:36:16,733
let me get them for you
924
01:36:23,500 --> 01:36:24,900
fuck it Susan
925
01:36:24,900 --> 01:36:27,000
it's so cute
926
01:36:27,700 --> 01:36:28,500
oh oh
927
01:36:28,600 --> 01:36:29,466
oh guys
928
01:36:33,700 --> 01:36:35,233
oh this one's driving me a little crazy
929
01:36:35,233 --> 01:36:38,066
it tastes just like your boyfriend's cock
930
01:36:38,066 --> 01:36:39,300
like crazy horny
931
01:36:40,266 --> 01:36:41,066
oh
932
01:36:42,200 --> 01:36:43,533
cut it out oh
933
01:36:43,833 --> 01:36:46,266
you're embarrassing me
934
01:36:47,400 --> 01:36:48,266
oh no
935
01:36:51,033 --> 01:36:52,100
you hurt
936
01:36:52,866 --> 01:36:54,066
sorry Becky
937
01:36:54,866 --> 01:36:58,600
I couldn't help myself seeing you kick your feet like that
938
01:36:59,900 --> 01:37:03,600
you're such a dork I'm coming again
939
01:37:04,066 --> 01:37:07,533
your boyfriend is so cute
940
01:37:08,900 --> 01:37:10,533
I'll show you cute
941
01:37:11,266 --> 01:37:12,266
that's great
942
01:37:14,766 --> 01:37:15,566
fuck
943
01:37:17,433 --> 01:37:18,233
ah ah
944
01:37:20,066 --> 01:37:23,133
shit ah oh fuck
945
01:37:24,233 --> 01:37:29,566
oh my God she's right though you are really cute
946
01:37:35,466 --> 01:37:36,533
oh fuck
947
01:37:37,633 --> 01:37:39,733
okay maybe I should stop using that
948
01:37:41,866 --> 01:37:43,766
oh that's a lot of clean up
949
01:38:00,033 --> 01:38:01,400
are you okay
950
01:38:02,066 --> 01:38:09,300
never been better energetic young cocks are the best Jeez
951
01:38:10,066 --> 01:38:11,000
oh my gosh
952
01:38:14,900 --> 01:38:19,533
that was so hot over that so could you what
953
01:38:21,400 --> 01:38:22,466
you know
954
01:38:24,500 --> 01:38:25,366
no
955
01:38:26,033 --> 01:38:27,800
you're so cute
956
01:38:47,300 --> 01:38:50,200
oh my God it's so sensitive my clit
957
01:38:57,966 --> 01:38:59,900
I don't know if you guys can like
958
01:39:00,600 --> 01:39:06,333
I don't know if you guys can like see but like I'm very wet
959
01:39:10,433 --> 01:39:13,766
looks like I'm oiled up guys but it's just squirt
960
01:39:17,233 --> 01:39:20,233
so that was an amazing video
961
01:39:20,233 --> 01:39:25,200
I loved like every minute of that I loved the aesthetic of it
962
01:39:25,200 --> 01:39:27,666
I loved like the background of their rooms
963
01:39:27,666 --> 01:39:30,400
it was so pretty and I think the colours were so vibrant
964
01:39:31,233 --> 01:39:32,300
as I mentioned in the video
965
01:39:32,300 --> 01:39:34,033
that moment I posted kind of freaked me out a little bit
966
01:39:34,033 --> 01:39:36,800
I was like ugh memories um
967
01:39:37,000 --> 01:39:40,133
but other than that I thought the whole thing was absolutely beautiful
968
01:39:40,500 --> 01:39:44,366
other camera angle and like the camera movements as well was so good
969
01:39:44,400 --> 01:39:46,233
like I really like blue frog
970
01:39:46,233 --> 01:39:49,933
I think they make really cool stuff definitely up there
971
01:39:50,366 --> 01:39:51,900
uh with their pics on
972
01:39:52,033 --> 01:39:55,033
so I really hope that you guys enjoyed watching this with me
973
01:39:55,033 --> 01:39:58,800
that was so enjoyable and and I squirted so much
974
01:39:58,800 --> 01:40:01,266
I don't know if you guys can hear it on the microphone
975
01:40:01,266 --> 01:40:03,000
but I was just squirting
976
01:40:03,966 --> 01:40:04,866
um but yeah
977
01:40:04,866 --> 01:40:07,033
if you guys would like to see the squirt
978
01:40:07,033 --> 01:40:09,833
and the uncensored version of this
979
01:40:09,833 --> 01:40:12,300
make sure to head up my fansly page
980
01:40:12,500 --> 01:40:15,600
other than that I will see you guys in the next video
981
01:40:15,666 --> 01:40:16,933
thank you for watching
982
01:40:18,800 --> 01:40:19,600
Mwah
983
01:40:33,633 --> 01:40:38,800
hey guys so today we are going to be watching some 2d animation tie
984
01:40:38,800 --> 01:40:42,466
I found this one by going down the rabbit hole of porn
985
01:40:42,466 --> 01:40:44,166
animation on Pornhub
986
01:40:50,300 --> 01:40:52,433
a lot of the ones that look really good have
987
01:40:52,433 --> 01:40:54,800
like Spanish or Portuguese subtitles
988
01:40:55,000 --> 01:40:57,800
and because you know I can only speak one language
989
01:40:57,800 --> 01:41:01,800
it took me ages to find one that had English subtitles
990
01:41:01,833 --> 01:41:04,866
this video is called Enzo Kohai 7
991
01:41:04,866 --> 01:41:08,366
and it seems to be about a couple at the beach
992
01:41:08,466 --> 01:41:12,533
so animation outdoor sex Woohoo
993
01:41:12,566 --> 01:41:14,700
anyway let's get into today's video
994
01:41:14,700 --> 01:41:16,933
and I really hope you guys enjoy watching
995
01:41:20,366 --> 01:41:22,866
okay guys so let's start watching
996
01:41:28,900 --> 01:41:31,333
青い海白い砂浜
997
01:41:32,466 --> 01:41:34,500
鼻をくすぐる塩風の香り
998
01:41:35,433 --> 01:41:41,433
普段とは違った環境に自然と気分も高揚してくる that is true because
999
01:41:41,433 --> 01:41:44,566
whenever I go to the beach I'm always really happy afterwards
1000
01:41:47,966 --> 01:41:48,766
ど
1001
01:41:49,600 --> 01:41:50,933
うしたそんな驚いた顔をして
1002
01:41:54,166 --> 01:41:54,966
こ
1003
01:41:56,000 --> 01:41:56,800
れがそ
1004
01:41:58,566 --> 01:42:00,366
んなにおかしかったかああい
1005
01:42:00,866 --> 01:42:03,866
やその件もびっくりなんだけど想像してたよりずっとセクシ
1006
01:42:03,866 --> 01:42:06,300
ーな水着だったから目のやり場に困って
1007
01:42:07,200 --> 01:42:10,166
バカ者恋人とのデートなの
1008
01:42:11,366 --> 01:42:12,166
だからこれく
1009
01:42:13,000 --> 01:42:13,933
らい普通だ
1010
01:42:14,266 --> 01:42:18,300
一番違うのはエルフの姫騎士イージスが俺の恋人として一緒に来ている
1011
01:42:19,000 --> 01:42:19,966
ことだろう
1012
01:42:22,633 --> 01:42:27,366
she's such a cute elf I wanna do a little elf cosplay guys
1013
01:42:30,466 --> 01:42:34,733
イージスから珍しく相談を受けたのがホッタンだった来週に控えたクラス
1014
01:42:35,700 --> 01:42:40,700
の女子との海水浴その下見に付き合ってほしいとアイリスに何かあっ
1015
01:42:42,266 --> 01:42:47,000
たらっていう心配はわかるからついてきたけど
1016
01:42:49,466 --> 01:42:50,300
なあイージスど
1017
01:42:53,100 --> 01:42:55,900
うした本当に必
1018
01:42:58,466 --> 01:43:00,266
要だったか恋人同士の
1019
01:43:01,466 --> 01:43:02,266
設定
1020
01:43:03,166 --> 01:43:06,600
見ろ周りの男たちの視線を共有の態度で
1021
01:43:07,366 --> 01:43:10,866
演技だとバレてしまったのでは違うと思うで
1022
01:43:13,466 --> 01:43:15,133
は共有これをおお本
1023
01:43:16,833 --> 01:43:18,900
当にやるのか無論だ
1024
01:43:19,700 --> 01:43:24,400
日焼け止めを塗り合うのは恋人同士の定番の習性なのだろううまいっだな
1025
01:43:27,133 --> 01:43:31,900
事実にとっては聞きかじった情報を実践してるだけなんだろうけどこんな男の
1026
01:43:34,200 --> 01:43:40,366
理想を体現したような体にこんな風に手を合わせてたらう
1027
01:43:41,800 --> 01:43:44,366
ん共有言いにくいのだがそ
1028
01:43:46,033 --> 01:43:46,833
の股間が
1029
01:43:47,966 --> 01:43:50,500
ああいやこれは
1030
01:43:52,100 --> 01:43:57,466
仕方がないな一緒に来いおいえい
1031
01:44:00,400 --> 01:44:01,200
いじすここはさ
1032
01:44:06,866 --> 01:44:09,066
っきほど見つけた岩場だここならひっかめ
1033
01:44:10,366 --> 01:44:15,566
につかないこんな状態でビーチを見てまわること
1034
01:44:18,166 --> 01:44:21,100
もできないだろう私が沈めてやる興奮した彼氏
1035
01:44:21,166 --> 01:44:25,000
のために岩かげで彼女がこっそりフェラしてくれるとか男な
1036
01:44:26,466 --> 01:44:30,366
ら誰もが憧れるシチュエーションしかもそれを
1037
01:44:33,166 --> 01:44:35,566
一緒にいるだけで周りから羨まれるく
1038
01:44:36,000 --> 01:44:38,933
らい人間離れした美少女がしてくれるなんて
1039
01:44:41,233 --> 01:44:42,166
ああ口に射精した
1040
01:44:45,233 --> 01:44:51,466
いけどいいじつ胸でしてくれないか胸するのは構わんが
1041
01:44:53,033 --> 01:44:54,266
本当に好きなのだな私には
1042
01:44:54,900 --> 01:45:01,000
これの何がそんなに良いのか確かですこればっかりは仕方ないんだ
1043
01:45:02,433 --> 01:45:04,700
柔らかな弾力と見た目の刺激そして何よりさ
1044
01:45:06,233 --> 01:45:11,700
っきまで砂浜で男たちの視線を釘付けにしていたその胸を
1045
01:45:12,633 --> 01:45:18,966
自分だけが好き放題できるというその優越感が快感を何十倍にも引き上げる
1046
01:45:28,266 --> 01:45:29,066
あああどう
1047
01:45:31,033 --> 01:45:33,000
だ気持ちいいかああちんこ全部
1048
01:45:34,233 --> 01:45:36,766
包まれて柔らかくてすべすべで
1049
01:45:40,666 --> 01:45:41,666
気持ちよすぎてもう
1050
01:45:53,100 --> 01:45:55,000
いい実の胸も顔も俺の精
1051
01:45:56,166 --> 01:46:03,800
液でドロドロにまずい今出したばっかりなのに共有まだ
1052
01:46:05,400 --> 01:46:07,000
収まっていないようだが
1053
01:46:08,400 --> 01:46:09,200
あ
1054
01:46:10,266 --> 01:46:11,766
いやそのこの先
1055
01:46:12,966 --> 01:46:16,333
もめちゃくちゃしたいけどみんなとの最近の取り決めで休日の女は禁止さ
1056
01:46:16,400 --> 01:46:17,200
れてて
1057
01:46:19,566 --> 01:46:21,333
でなければ良い
1058
01:46:24,000 --> 01:46:26,566
のだろう今の我々は恋人同士ならばこ
1059
01:46:27,633 --> 01:46:34,400
れは女ではなく恋人同士のただの王政違うかああ不器用
1060
01:46:35,800 --> 01:46:40,200
で口べたなイージスにこんなに意地悪く誘われて
1061
01:46:43,000 --> 01:46:43,800
こ
1062
01:46:45,666 --> 01:46:47,300
と断れるわけがない
1063
01:46:58,900 --> 01:47:04,066
なんかいい実の中とろとろでいつにもまして絡みついてくる
1064
01:47:06,200 --> 01:47:09,066
緊縛した術が急急締め付けてさっき射精してなかったら一瞬でい
1065
01:47:10,633 --> 01:47:11,700
ってたぞこっ
1066
01:47:13,100 --> 01:47:14,300
ちも強いう
1067
01:47:16,066 --> 01:47:17,600
のが僕をとどくたびに意
1068
01:47:20,300 --> 01:47:21,966
識がああ飛びそうに
1069
01:47:27,466 --> 01:47:32,733
なら一旦動くのをやめるかあいや意地の悪いことを言うなこのままこのまま
1070
01:47:37,733 --> 01:47:40,733
頭おかしく
1071
01:47:42,400 --> 01:47:44,500
なるくらいあ
1072
01:48:01,800 --> 01:48:04,600
えろすぎるしかわいすぎるだ
1073
01:48:07,000 --> 01:48:10,200
ろう俺の彼女啊啊啊啊
1074
01:48:11,766 --> 01:48:14,266
啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊
1075
01:48:14,500 --> 01:48:16,466
啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊
1076
01:48:18,200 --> 01:48:21,500
啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊
1077
01:48:25,300 --> 01:48:26,100
啊啊
1078
01:48:29,933 --> 01:48:35,300
やがてこの世の中の秩序いつにもまして凄すぎるこんなんじゃ足りない
1079
01:48:36,833 --> 01:48:37,733
もっと
1080
01:48:42,633 --> 01:48:46,066
どうしたすまん言い質がエロすぎて一回じゃあすまんバ
1081
01:48:48,700 --> 01:48:50,266
カものめ
1082
01:48:58,666 --> 01:49:01,366
だが仕
1083
01:49:02,833 --> 01:49:04,866
方がない興奮がおさまらないというのなら
1084
01:49:08,266 --> 01:49:09,066
恋人
1085
01:49:12,666 --> 01:49:17,500
として満足するまで何度でも相手をしなくてはならぬ
1086
01:49:25,366 --> 01:49:26,166
一
1087
01:49:27,433 --> 01:49:32,600
日限りの恋人関係それがもたらす配得感にドップリはまってしまった
1088
01:49:37,866 --> 01:49:38,666
岩
1089
01:49:39,466 --> 01:49:40,366
陰から戻った後は
1090
01:49:41,700 --> 01:49:42,500
い
1091
01:49:46,233 --> 01:49:50,000
い字を壁に押し付け肉付きの良い尻に無心で星を打ちつけた隣の人
1092
01:49:50,233 --> 01:49:51,666
に気づかれないように
1093
01:49:55,566 --> 01:49:58,366
シャワーの音に紛れながら
1094
01:50:03,966 --> 01:50:06,333
地球の奥に大量の聖域を打ちまけ
1095
01:50:09,966 --> 01:50:12,700
浜辺に張ったテントの中でも気
1096
01:50:17,666 --> 01:50:22,766
をつけてくれ認識妨害の結界は張ってあるが大きな音をたつと
1097
01:50:24,400 --> 01:50:25,200
わかって
1098
01:50:28,033 --> 01:50:30,733
るってでも気をつけないといけないのは
1099
01:50:39,666 --> 01:50:41,200
音よりもイージスの声の方だろう
1100
01:50:42,400 --> 01:50:45,133
そして声を必死でこらえるいいじつあああああああああああ
1101
01:50:56,366 --> 01:50:58,466
ああ何度しゃっせしても収まらない
1102
01:51:00,200 --> 01:51:02,933
日が暮れて宿に戻った俺たちはひ
1103
01:51:05,833 --> 01:51:08,666
たすらお互いを求め合
1104
01:51:16,033 --> 01:51:20,466
った今日一日でだいぶ日に焼けたなこんがり小麦色だ汗や
1105
01:51:21,566 --> 01:51:24,700
生理で日焼け止めが流れ落ちてしまったかこんなぶかっこ
1106
01:51:27,166 --> 01:51:29,666
うな姿で泣いてしまわないか
1107
01:51:32,900 --> 01:51:36,666
まさか日焼けしたイージスも最高に悪くて可愛いよこん
1108
01:51:39,700 --> 01:51:42,200
な子が彼女だなんて夢みたいだ
1109
01:51:49,700 --> 01:51:51,200
可愛いなどと言
1110
01:52:01,666 --> 01:52:02,466
われても私
1111
01:52:03,800 --> 01:52:04,600
は
1112
01:52:09,466 --> 01:52:10,466
oh my God
1113
01:52:29,733 --> 01:52:30,533
まっ
1114
01:52:32,900 --> 01:52:33,900
たくこんな部活つな
1115
01:52:34,666 --> 01:52:36,066
わなきゃ共有も物
1116
01:52:36,833 --> 01:52:40,333
好きなことだ自己評価が低すぎるんだよイージスは叶うなら学
1117
01:52:41,833 --> 01:52:47,500
園に戻ってからでも俺はそれはダメだの共有には
1118
01:52:48,766 --> 01:52:49,566
でんかともっ
1119
01:52:50,800 --> 01:52:51,600
と心を交
1120
01:52:55,466 --> 01:52:57,300
わせてほしい私はでんかに使える
1121
01:52:58,066 --> 01:53:01,000
騎士だ主君の思い人を横取りするようなふぎはできない
1122
01:53:02,566 --> 01:53:07,366
学園に戻ったらこれまで通り女だけの関係に戻るだからい
1123
01:53:09,866 --> 01:53:18,866
いですその分今日は今夜だけは恋人として私だけを見て私だけを感じて
1124
01:53:20,066 --> 01:53:21,266
ほしいそん
1125
01:53:22,966 --> 01:53:23,766
な風に思うの
1126
01:53:27,566 --> 01:53:28,366
は
1127
01:53:34,066 --> 01:53:40,466
姫騎士彼女との誰にも言えない一夜限りのお泊りセックス興奮しないわけが
1128
01:53:43,766 --> 01:53:44,566
ない
1129
01:53:48,033 --> 01:53:54,666
体も心も普段のイーエスからは想像できないくらいこちらに寄らせてきて
1130
01:53:55,633 --> 01:53:58,166
今日一日だけの関係だとわかっているの
1131
01:53:59,600 --> 01:54:02,900
にこの時間がずっと続いてほしいと願ってしまう
1132
01:54:05,966 --> 01:54:08,066
今日ももっと強くなる方法見つ
1133
01:54:09,033 --> 01:54:12,200
けてくれ胸も口も地球もハートが残るくらいこんなことを忘れ
1134
01:54:13,833 --> 01:54:15,366
られな
1135
01:54:17,033 --> 01:54:18,166
くなるくらい
1136
01:54:20,400 --> 01:54:21,200
啊
1137
01:54:22,700 --> 01:54:23,500
啊啊
1138
01:54:24,800 --> 01:54:27,066
啊啊啊啊啊啊啊
1139
01:54:46,766 --> 01:54:49,733
ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
1140
01:54:51,633 --> 01:54:51,866
ah ah ah
1141
01:54:51,866 --> 01:54:52,100
ah ah ah
1142
01:54:52,100 --> 01:54:52,900
ah ah ah
1143
01:54:55,100 --> 01:55:01,066
後ろ時間の許す限り肌を重ねた俺たちはどれのように終わる
1144
01:55:02,966 --> 01:55:05,333
一日限りの関係はそこ
1145
01:55:09,666 --> 01:55:11,566
で終わった数日後あ
1146
01:55:16,633 --> 01:55:20,133
あああ学園であったいいじつはいつもの通り無表情で
1147
01:55:22,766 --> 01:55:26,366
ああ日焼け跡も魔術で隠し普段の彼女に戻って
1148
01:55:28,100 --> 01:55:32,366
いた海でのことはアイリスにも黙っているようで話題に上がること
1149
01:55:34,300 --> 01:55:35,366
もない彼女の告
1150
01:55:36,233 --> 01:55:37,733
白も一日限りの恋人関係も
1151
01:55:38,200 --> 01:55:41,800
まるであの日のことはすべて夢だったんじゃないかそんな気にもな
1152
01:55:42,500 --> 01:55:44,333
ってくるのだがど
1153
01:55:47,400 --> 01:55:49,466
うやら夢ではなかったらしい
1154
01:56:06,433 --> 01:56:10,933
okay guys how cute was that that was absolutely adorable
1155
01:56:11,433 --> 01:56:14,300
um the main things I liked about it
1156
01:56:14,400 --> 01:56:17,500
it was wholesome and I love wholesome porn right
1157
01:56:17,766 --> 01:56:20,300
uh it was 2D it was anime
1158
01:56:20,366 --> 01:56:23,966
that was cool because I haven't been watching as many anime recently
1159
01:56:24,466 --> 01:56:30,133
and I also liked uh her character she was so pretty like
1160
01:56:30,266 --> 01:56:32,400
generally I think all anime characters
1161
01:56:32,400 --> 01:56:36,266
look really really similar but she was so pretty I liked her um
1162
01:56:36,500 --> 01:56:37,700
I liked her
1163
01:56:37,766 --> 01:56:43,066
her vibe guys I also like that she was an elf as well because mythical
1164
01:56:43,966 --> 01:56:47,900
um anyway I really hope that you guys enjoyed watching this video
1165
01:56:48,233 --> 01:56:53,400
uh please leave some recommendations for me um if you have any porn
1166
01:56:53,400 --> 01:56:55,233
requests you would like to put in
1167
01:56:55,233 --> 01:56:57,933
please make sure to message me or comment below
1168
01:56:58,166 --> 01:57:01,466
but otherwise I will see you guys in the next video
1169
01:57:02,500 --> 01:57:03,300
mwah
1170
01:57:45,833 --> 01:57:48,833
so today I'm here with my friend Bella
1171
01:57:48,833 --> 01:57:53,433
hi we're basically popping into the local garden centre to
1172
01:57:53,433 --> 01:57:54,900
get some little decorations
1173
01:57:55,000 --> 01:57:56,633
for the house for Halloween
1174
01:57:56,733 --> 01:57:59,433
because we're gonna get in the Halloween spirit
1175
01:57:59,433 --> 01:58:00,633
spooky season
1176
01:58:00,633 --> 01:58:05,900
we are also going to bake some spooky cupcakes later tonight
1177
01:58:05,900 --> 01:58:07,833
after we've decorated the house
1178
01:58:07,833 --> 01:58:11,200
and we're also gonna try pick our own pumpkins
1179
01:58:11,733 --> 01:58:12,633
um at the
1180
01:58:12,633 --> 01:58:13,966
one of the pumpkin patches
1181
01:58:13,966 --> 01:58:16,400
because that's not really a thing in New Zealand
1182
01:58:16,400 --> 01:58:17,733
is it um
1183
01:58:17,733 --> 01:58:19,300
Bella's also from New Zealand
1184
01:58:19,300 --> 01:58:22,566
um Kiwi to take over
1185
01:58:22,566 --> 01:58:23,966
yeah so yeah
1186
01:58:23,966 --> 01:58:25,433
we're gonna go to a pumpkin patch
1187
01:58:25,433 --> 01:58:27,066
I've never been to one before
1188
01:58:27,066 --> 01:58:29,500
I didn't go last year and you've never been to one
1189
01:58:29,500 --> 01:58:30,566
I've never been no
1190
01:58:30,566 --> 01:58:33,566
I've just seen them in movies like American films and that
1191
01:58:33,566 --> 01:58:35,700
so yeah we're gonna
1192
01:58:35,700 --> 01:58:36,433
we're gonna do that
1193
01:58:36,433 --> 01:58:40,466
so let's pop into the garden center and try find some cute decorations
1194
01:58:47,766 --> 01:58:50,766
um did we miss the memo and just skip Halloween
1195
01:58:50,766 --> 01:58:53,800
because most things in here are Christmas already
1196
01:58:53,933 --> 01:58:55,400
and it's not even November
1197
01:58:55,766 --> 01:58:57,833
it's like the sixth of October Today
1198
01:58:57,966 --> 01:58:59,500
we skipped Halloween this year
1199
01:59:00,600 --> 01:59:01,566
Christmas Christmas
1200
01:59:01,566 --> 01:59:02,633
Christmas Christmas
1201
01:59:04,966 --> 01:59:08,800
I'll just say I'm definitely a bigger fan of Halloween than Christmas
1202
01:59:08,966 --> 01:59:12,133
oh yeah I'm not a fan of Christmas no
1203
01:59:28,566 --> 01:59:33,066
let Halloween pass first at least they just get
1204
01:59:33,400 --> 01:59:36,833
I think they're just trying to give us as much ample time to uh
1205
01:59:37,033 --> 01:59:38,300
buy their shit to be fair
1206
01:59:38,300 --> 01:59:40,600
that gingerbread man is quite terrifying
1207
01:59:40,600 --> 01:59:42,466
I'm gonna zoom in on his face
1208
01:59:45,133 --> 01:59:48,133
here we go here's some Halloween shit
1209
01:59:51,500 --> 01:59:53,400
hmm I've got some of those at home actually
1210
01:59:53,400 --> 01:59:55,800
these we could go for a little pumpkin wreath
1211
01:59:57,166 --> 02:00:00,400
that is cute let's grab it
1212
02:00:00,400 --> 02:00:02,866
this is really cute it's like a little soft toy
1213
02:00:04,333 --> 02:00:07,133
we don't really get orange pumpkins in New Zealand
1214
02:00:07,200 --> 02:00:08,400
they're more like this colour
1215
02:00:08,400 --> 02:00:09,600
are they I don't know
1216
02:00:09,600 --> 02:00:10,933
I don't really eat pumpkin
1217
02:00:11,033 --> 02:00:12,166
they're like a grey no
1218
02:00:12,166 --> 02:00:15,666
you're right actually in the supermarkets I have seen actually
1219
02:00:16,500 --> 02:00:17,333
no you're right
1220
02:00:17,333 --> 02:00:20,366
we got orange pumpkins and everyone went crazy for it
1221
02:00:20,366 --> 02:00:22,733
we don't really do Halloween that much in New Zealand
1222
02:00:22,933 --> 02:00:25,100
we don't people don't really decorate like crazy for it
1223
02:00:25,100 --> 02:00:26,366
like they do here and stuff
1224
02:00:26,366 --> 02:00:28,266
I like this scarecrow as well
1225
02:00:28,933 --> 02:00:31,400
twenty pound I'm not paying that for a scarecrow
1226
02:00:32,566 --> 02:00:35,700
okay so these are basically the only other Halloween decorations
1227
02:00:36,833 --> 02:00:40,033
pretty much cause these are the same as ones at the front
1228
02:00:40,033 --> 02:00:42,500
I reckon the spider
1229
02:00:42,900 --> 02:00:43,900
yeah
1230
02:00:44,833 --> 02:00:45,733
cute
1231
02:00:47,400 --> 02:00:50,000
okay so that's pretty much all we basically can get
1232
02:00:50,100 --> 02:00:50,933
um
1233
02:00:52,133 --> 02:00:52,933
yeah
1234
02:00:54,000 --> 02:00:54,933
let's go
1235
02:00:56,433 --> 02:00:59,133
so now that we've got some Halloween decorations
1236
02:00:59,533 --> 02:01:02,100
time to go to the pumpkin patch
1237
02:01:02,833 --> 02:01:03,666
cute
1238
02:01:04,700 --> 02:01:09,366
um weather is a bit grey and cloudy as usual
1239
02:01:09,366 --> 02:01:11,400
kind of the perfect setting it yes
1240
02:01:11,400 --> 02:01:12,800
yeah actually it is
1241
02:01:12,800 --> 02:01:13,833
ha ha yeah
1242
02:01:13,833 --> 02:01:16,366
I'm really excited to decorate the house again
1243
02:01:16,366 --> 02:01:19,200
cause yeah we weren't really full out last year
1244
02:01:19,200 --> 02:01:22,166
so we got lots of decorations left over still
1245
02:01:22,166 --> 02:01:25,533
so I'm very excited and then some baking as well
1246
02:01:26,033 --> 02:01:27,633
I love decorating yeah
1247
02:01:27,966 --> 02:01:29,600
like baking so yeah
1248
02:01:29,966 --> 02:01:31,600
alright like let's go
1249
02:01:33,766 --> 02:01:37,300
so we're on our way to the pumpkin patch field
1250
02:01:37,300 --> 02:01:41,000
and the challenge today is to see if we can get there
1251
02:01:41,100 --> 02:01:42,433
without Google Maps
1252
02:01:43,133 --> 02:01:44,500
how confident are you feeling
1253
02:01:44,500 --> 02:01:46,066
I'm feeling pretty confident
1254
02:01:46,500 --> 02:01:48,600
I think it'll be fine I've been out here before
1255
02:01:48,733 --> 02:01:50,300
I've got no idea where I am
1256
02:02:01,333 --> 02:02:03,066
oh this is so cute
1257
02:02:05,166 --> 02:02:06,433
oh I love it
1258
02:02:08,700 --> 02:02:11,266
you're very ugly I know you are
1259
02:02:12,933 --> 02:02:14,233
I failed that
1260
02:02:21,566 --> 02:02:26,433
okay I heard that these pumpkins are put here every year
1261
02:02:26,766 --> 02:02:28,500
and they're not actually grown here
1262
02:02:29,000 --> 02:02:31,433
no let's not ruin it
1263
02:02:31,633 --> 02:02:32,500
kind of makes sense
1264
02:02:33,300 --> 02:02:36,133
ha ha ha ha ha um yeah
1265
02:02:36,600 --> 02:02:38,800
oh there's not many people here so that's good
1266
02:02:41,633 --> 02:02:43,633
I just hate it it's lovely
1267
02:02:43,633 --> 02:02:44,433
haha
1268
02:02:44,600 --> 02:02:46,333
without Google Maps yeah
1269
02:02:46,333 --> 02:02:47,233
we did woo
1270
02:02:47,233 --> 02:02:50,833
I remember the way oh this is nice lighting
1271
02:02:52,400 --> 02:02:54,833
oh cute lighting
1272
02:02:55,000 --> 02:02:57,133
hopefully they'll let us film in there
1273
02:02:57,400 --> 02:02:59,233
I'm not gonna ask I'm just gonna do it
1274
02:02:59,233 --> 02:03:00,966
hopefully I don't get told off for doing it
1275
02:03:00,966 --> 02:03:02,633
it's pumpkin picking surely
1276
02:03:03,133 --> 02:03:04,600
yeah I don't know
1277
02:03:04,700 --> 02:03:08,233
ha ha I've been told off for filming in all sorts of places really
1278
02:03:09,500 --> 02:03:11,133
just wanna film me picking a pumpkin
1279
02:03:11,133 --> 02:03:12,233
I know right
1280
02:03:12,233 --> 02:03:15,666
they probably don't want us to expose them for placing them there
1281
02:03:16,500 --> 02:03:17,866
it's a big pumpkin
1282
02:03:20,433 --> 02:03:22,366
she's got the pumpkin oh no
1283
02:03:22,366 --> 02:03:24,466
she's got the fucking pumpkin wheelbarrow
1284
02:03:24,700 --> 02:03:26,900
they should have drew a pumpkin on it
1285
02:03:26,966 --> 02:03:28,800
yeah that would be so cute
1286
02:03:30,233 --> 02:03:32,633
first time in a pumpkin patch
1287
02:03:34,733 --> 02:03:39,600
so I think he said if we go like the fields down there
1288
02:03:39,600 --> 02:03:41,500
if we walk maybe down there
1289
02:03:41,500 --> 02:03:44,033
I don't know I was like wait how does this work
1290
02:03:46,300 --> 02:03:48,400
look at her so cute
1291
02:03:50,300 --> 02:03:52,000
really matchy matchy
1292
02:03:54,100 --> 02:03:55,333
he said if we want the big
1293
02:03:55,333 --> 02:03:58,500
big pumpkin 3 to the yeah
1294
02:03:58,500 --> 02:04:00,433
the 3 like the 8 oh
1295
02:04:00,433 --> 02:04:03,866
there's field 1 do we get a range of sizes
1296
02:04:04,766 --> 02:04:05,733
that's so funny
1297
02:04:06,600 --> 02:04:08,300
you just go around and get them
1298
02:04:11,633 --> 02:04:12,666
so silly
1299
02:04:14,033 --> 02:04:18,700
I said please handle the pumpkins carefully and I was like
1300
02:04:18,700 --> 02:04:21,333
yeah like that pumpkin I fucked last year
1301
02:04:22,533 --> 02:04:24,200
I put a spell on
1302
02:04:30,900 --> 02:04:33,833
because you're mad oh God
1303
02:04:35,366 --> 02:04:36,833
oh fuck
1304
02:04:39,166 --> 02:04:41,500
stop the things you do
1305
02:04:55,633 --> 02:04:57,200
ah I can't stay
1306
02:05:00,000 --> 02:05:02,200
no running around ah
1307
02:05:03,300 --> 02:05:04,900
fuck I can't stay
1308
02:05:08,000 --> 02:05:09,866
no put me down
1309
02:05:12,900 --> 02:05:15,000
I put a spell on you
1310
02:05:24,300 --> 02:05:25,333
oh no
1311
02:05:28,633 --> 02:05:29,666
great video
1312
02:05:31,333 --> 02:05:33,366
no I really want to get to the bottom of this
1313
02:05:33,366 --> 02:05:35,033
because are these place here or not
1314
02:05:35,033 --> 02:05:37,233
they kind of look like they do grow here
1315
02:05:37,400 --> 02:05:42,066
but do they just magically start growing between October 1st and 31st
1316
02:05:42,566 --> 02:05:46,266
I don't know we're gonna find out I'm gonna find out
1317
02:05:47,500 --> 02:05:48,500
let's find the roots
1318
02:05:50,900 --> 02:05:53,533
this is anyone found to be maliciously damaging
1319
02:05:53,533 --> 02:05:55,600
pumpkins will be asked to leave immediately
1320
02:05:55,600 --> 02:05:58,566
no more fucking pumpkins do not kick the pumpkins
1321
02:05:58,566 --> 02:06:00,100
do not throw the pumpkins
1322
02:06:00,333 --> 02:06:01,300
damn it
1323
02:06:02,200 --> 02:06:04,900
whoa these are big yeah
1324
02:06:04,900 --> 02:06:06,566
these are white though we don't want these
1325
02:06:06,566 --> 02:06:08,700
we don't want oh I like that one
1326
02:06:08,700 --> 02:06:09,733
yeah yeah yeah
1327
02:06:09,733 --> 02:06:11,133
I want that one all of the above
1328
02:06:11,133 --> 02:06:13,233
oh this one has some like weird stuff on it
1329
02:06:13,366 --> 02:06:15,000
I think it's okay I think it's just dirt
1330
02:06:15,766 --> 02:06:17,000
oh my lord
1331
02:06:18,633 --> 02:06:19,433
uh huh
1332
02:06:20,300 --> 02:06:22,133
very cute ding
1333
02:06:22,133 --> 02:06:22,766
ding ding
1334
02:06:22,766 --> 02:06:25,000
one pumpkin acquired
1335
02:06:25,800 --> 02:06:26,600
hahaha
1336
02:06:50,966 --> 02:06:51,133
LA LA
1337
02:06:51,133 --> 02:06:52,300
LA LA LA
1338
02:06:52,533 --> 02:06:55,666
in a field of pumpkins
1339
02:06:56,800 --> 02:06:58,333
I love pumpkins
1340
02:06:59,433 --> 02:07:00,800
I don't really eat pumpkins
1341
02:07:00,800 --> 02:07:04,333
so this is like stage one
1342
02:07:04,900 --> 02:07:06,600
yeah stage 1
1343
02:07:06,766 --> 02:07:08,133
stage 2 stage 3
1344
02:07:08,133 --> 02:07:09,700
stage 4 no
1345
02:07:09,700 --> 02:07:11,900
cause I think I think you can get white pumpkin
1346
02:07:11,966 --> 02:07:13,700
cause like that's pretty big
1347
02:07:14,000 --> 02:07:16,233
that's just nice just pull out the dirt
1348
02:07:16,300 --> 02:07:17,333
the dirt is the best part
1349
02:07:17,733 --> 02:07:18,300
oh yeah wait
1350
02:07:18,300 --> 02:07:20,433
it literally said don't throw
1351
02:07:21,566 --> 02:07:25,733
okay it wasn't malicious though it was just stupidity
1352
02:07:27,033 --> 02:07:28,833
two pumpkins secured
1353
02:08:06,100 --> 02:08:09,633
dirty mags how do you know if it's a good pumpkin
1354
02:08:09,733 --> 02:08:12,400
it's just if it looks nice and round and orange
1355
02:08:12,900 --> 02:08:14,333
I think that's nice
1356
02:08:14,900 --> 02:08:16,633
very cute very cute
1357
02:08:21,433 --> 02:08:21,933
oh is this
1358
02:08:21,933 --> 02:08:24,900
why are they prickly is that yeah
1359
02:08:27,300 --> 02:08:27,933
haha oh
1360
02:08:27,933 --> 02:08:30,066
it's kind of kind of munched it
1361
02:08:30,500 --> 02:08:31,300
oh
1362
02:08:31,800 --> 02:08:32,300
oh no
1363
02:08:32,300 --> 02:08:35,633
it's so cute it is cute get it
1364
02:08:36,966 --> 02:08:39,900
it is really cute though it's so tiny
1365
02:08:40,800 --> 02:08:42,100
cute to the collection
1366
02:08:42,100 --> 02:08:43,533
you go hahaha
1367
02:08:44,000 --> 02:08:45,633
you're coming home with me
1368
02:08:57,200 --> 02:08:59,866
anything no she's cute
1369
02:09:08,966 --> 02:09:11,600
oh I kinda like this pumpkin over here
1370
02:09:11,600 --> 02:09:13,733
I like that one yeah that one's cute
1371
02:09:15,566 --> 02:09:16,033
oh oh
1372
02:09:16,033 --> 02:09:16,933
there's a worm
1373
02:09:17,700 --> 02:09:19,766
here's the worm whoa
1374
02:09:19,766 --> 02:09:23,033
look at him wriggling three worms on this pumpkin
1375
02:09:23,033 --> 02:09:25,200
yeah it must be a good pumpkin
1376
02:09:25,200 --> 02:09:27,066
it must be fucking tasty pumpkin
1377
02:09:28,633 --> 02:09:29,700
let's go
1378
02:09:43,533 --> 02:09:46,200
why you are walking in zigzags
1379
02:09:56,966 --> 02:09:57,433
OK guys
1380
02:09:57,433 --> 02:09:59,900
there's one more pumpkin I wanted to grab that I saw on the way back
1381
02:09:59,900 --> 02:10:02,333
so I'm just gonna run over there and get it
1382
02:10:03,733 --> 02:10:04,666
don't trip
1383
02:10:07,533 --> 02:10:08,833
like a fairy
1384
02:10:09,700 --> 02:10:11,200
which one was it
1385
02:10:24,566 --> 02:10:25,633
more worms
1386
02:10:29,166 --> 02:10:32,700
I like the yellow ones I decided they are very cute
1387
02:10:33,300 --> 02:10:34,600
a little bit of clay
1388
02:10:35,766 --> 02:10:36,633
lovely
1389
02:10:38,400 --> 02:10:41,866
the one she ran back for yeah
1390
02:10:42,033 --> 02:10:45,000
yes mission accomplished
1391
02:10:48,300 --> 02:10:50,533
okay look at that
1392
02:10:50,533 --> 02:10:53,433
here's our pumpkin haul ooh
1393
02:10:53,600 --> 02:10:55,100
what do you think about the pumpkins
1394
02:10:56,300 --> 02:10:58,900
uh it was interesting um
1395
02:10:58,900 --> 02:11:02,566
felt like I was in a pumpkin swamp in the other field um
1396
02:11:02,566 --> 02:11:04,200
but this one is way cuter
1397
02:11:05,700 --> 02:11:07,533
haha love it yeah
1398
02:11:08,566 --> 02:11:10,400
what do you think the grand total will be
1399
02:11:10,400 --> 02:11:13,300
I don't know like 30 pound
1400
02:11:14,000 --> 02:11:14,866
maybe
1401
02:11:18,233 --> 02:11:19,966
37 37
1402
02:11:19,966 --> 02:11:21,000
okay cool
1403
02:11:21,000 --> 02:11:22,900
thank you do you take card
1404
02:11:22,966 --> 02:11:24,933
pumpkins have been secured
1405
02:11:28,566 --> 02:11:30,500
literally coming back with us
1406
02:11:44,500 --> 02:11:45,666
oh my lord
1407
02:11:47,833 --> 02:11:49,533
aw my finger
1408
02:11:49,700 --> 02:11:52,066
no the last one
1409
02:11:53,166 --> 02:11:55,600
oh no not the munchkins
1410
02:11:59,600 --> 02:12:00,833
there we go
1411
02:12:02,733 --> 02:12:05,800
we're kind of just in a grim field in fucking England
1412
02:12:07,633 --> 02:12:10,000
and the corn looks so sad
1413
02:12:10,600 --> 02:12:13,700
like look how depressed this corn is
1414
02:12:15,166 --> 02:12:18,000
bro I bet in America it's like dead nice
1415
02:12:18,000 --> 02:12:19,733
I bet all the pumpkins are super
1416
02:12:19,733 --> 02:12:21,733
super orange and if they're not orange enough
1417
02:12:21,733 --> 02:12:26,200
I bet they're like injected with like orange 20 or something
1418
02:12:26,233 --> 02:12:30,600
they also have like a bucket of sweet corn when you enter
1419
02:12:32,366 --> 02:12:36,033
and you can just take some for for free
1420
02:12:36,333 --> 02:12:37,800
but I don't know if that's true
1421
02:13:18,900 --> 02:13:24,300
hi guys I'm cheeky and Zed and welcome back to another geoguessr video
1422
02:13:24,300 --> 02:13:27,033
so uh this is actually the first strip
1423
02:13:27,033 --> 02:13:31,233
geoguessr and Masturbation Edition I have done in so long
1424
02:13:31,266 --> 02:13:31,833
obviously
1425
02:13:31,833 --> 02:13:35,100
I've not been able to put these videos up on Pornhub in ages right
1426
02:13:35,100 --> 02:13:38,566
but I had a lightbulb moment earlier today and I was like
1427
02:13:38,566 --> 02:13:41,200
the only issue Pornhub had with geoguessr
1428
02:13:41,200 --> 02:13:42,766
was the fact that there were people in it
1429
02:13:42,766 --> 02:13:45,000
there were so many people walking around cause you know
1430
02:13:45,000 --> 02:13:50,000
you're on the street but what if I chose a map like a rural world
1431
02:13:50,366 --> 02:13:52,966
my thinking is that if I play a rural world
1432
02:13:52,966 --> 02:13:55,933
there will be no people in it because I'll just be in really random
1433
02:13:55,933 --> 02:13:56,633
like you know
1434
02:13:56,633 --> 02:13:58,933
like locations so today
1435
02:13:58,933 --> 02:14:00,366
I'm gonna play a rural world
1436
02:14:00,366 --> 02:14:04,700
and we are going to try and get this up on board up
1437
02:14:06,933 --> 02:14:08,433
so every round that I get
1438
02:14:08,433 --> 02:14:12,133
more than 300 km away from the correct location
1439
02:14:12,200 --> 02:14:13,833
means that I have to strip
1440
02:14:17,833 --> 02:14:19,733
and then at the end of the game
1441
02:14:19,733 --> 02:14:23,366
whatever country I got the most incorrect answer in
1442
02:14:23,366 --> 02:14:26,966
will be the country that I have to react to a porn from
1443
02:14:26,966 --> 02:14:30,466
so let's get into it and I really hope that you guys enjoy watching
1444
02:14:35,766 --> 02:14:36,733
yes
1445
02:14:37,333 --> 02:14:38,333
oh Gee I guess so
1446
02:14:38,333 --> 02:14:39,633
I don't want the fucking music
1447
02:14:40,633 --> 02:14:42,433
no thank you okay
1448
02:14:42,933 --> 02:14:44,700
Yay no people
1449
02:14:44,700 --> 02:14:48,366
no people the only downside is that I'm gonna be so shit at it
1450
02:14:48,366 --> 02:14:52,333
cause I do love like city maps like maps that are just like
1451
02:14:52,333 --> 02:14:55,166
you know in areas with people but that's okay
1452
02:14:55,166 --> 02:14:58,633
I really want us to go on Pornhub so I think
1453
02:14:59,900 --> 02:15:02,733
see I'm gonna go somewhere in Europe and I don't know
1454
02:15:02,733 --> 02:15:05,233
to me it looks like it could be like maybe like a Norway
1455
02:15:05,233 --> 02:15:09,233
Sweden kind of vibe forest oh
1456
02:15:09,233 --> 02:15:11,066
oh there's a car there's a car
1457
02:15:12,566 --> 02:15:14,200
let's try look at the back
1458
02:15:14,200 --> 02:15:15,766
he's got a white number plate
1459
02:15:15,766 --> 02:15:18,600
I reckon it's Europe because that kind of looks like a European car
1460
02:15:18,900 --> 02:15:19,533
otherwise
1461
02:15:19,533 --> 02:15:23,300
the other place that I kind of would have gone for would be Canada um
1462
02:15:23,300 --> 02:15:28,100
but I reckon it's like I reckon I'm gonna go Sweden um
1463
02:15:28,100 --> 02:15:31,400
let's go close between Sweden and Norway
1464
02:15:32,700 --> 02:15:34,200
let's go like here
1465
02:15:37,233 --> 02:15:38,400
no
1466
02:15:39,400 --> 02:15:46,333
that was loud it was actually in Russia I guess yeah
1467
02:15:46,333 --> 02:15:50,833
Russia is in a good shout very close to Estonia but yes
1468
02:15:50,833 --> 02:15:56,633
it was 855 km away so that means I've got to strip OK guys
1469
02:15:56,633 --> 02:15:58,366
so this is today's outfit
1470
02:15:58,366 --> 02:16:02,900
I'm wearing my AC Milan and pleasures collab shirt um
1471
02:16:03,766 --> 02:16:07,233
lovely lovely shirt but I'm not gonna take this off first
1472
02:16:07,233 --> 02:16:12,633
I'm gonna start with my little mini white denim skirt so yeah
1473
02:16:16,733 --> 02:16:20,500
I I'm not wearing sexy undies guys I don't want to
1474
02:16:33,700 --> 02:16:36,000
but yeah cute regardless
1475
02:16:36,000 --> 02:16:39,100
so I've got a few more items of
1476
02:16:39,100 --> 02:16:41,633
clothing that I can take off through the rounds
1477
02:16:41,833 --> 02:16:44,266
so let's hope I get some hard ones
1478
02:16:49,000 --> 02:16:52,233
Yay another very rural location
1479
02:16:52,400 --> 02:16:54,400
I think that's my work guys
1480
02:16:55,033 --> 02:16:56,800
just lots of trees hey
1481
02:16:58,200 --> 02:16:59,133
but blurry
1482
02:17:03,600 --> 02:17:05,300
okay so there's a big field
1483
02:17:06,533 --> 02:17:09,033
I reckon this is actually could be like the UK or something
1484
02:17:09,033 --> 02:17:13,533
I reckon I feel like the Google Cars kind of on the left side
1485
02:17:13,733 --> 02:17:16,133
and I feel like yeah this could be the UK
1486
02:17:17,600 --> 02:17:19,700
looks kind of boring
1487
02:17:21,166 --> 02:17:25,633
which to me is what the rural UK probably is same as rural New Zealand
1488
02:17:26,500 --> 02:17:27,433
um
1489
02:17:28,633 --> 02:17:29,700
yeah guys everyone's good
1490
02:17:29,700 --> 02:17:31,200
shout England
1491
02:17:32,133 --> 02:17:34,833
the only issue with playing these like
1492
02:17:34,833 --> 02:17:37,433
rural maps is that there's not much to comment on
1493
02:17:37,433 --> 02:17:41,300
like there's not much to talk about because there's nothing going on
1494
02:17:42,033 --> 02:17:42,866
um
1495
02:17:44,333 --> 02:17:46,433
it's just a fucking farm bro
1496
02:17:46,733 --> 02:17:49,200
okay let's guess the UK
1497
02:17:49,200 --> 02:17:51,500
I probably did not need a one minute 30 second timer
1498
02:17:51,500 --> 02:17:55,100
but it's okay and I'm gonna say like the Midlands
1499
02:17:55,100 --> 02:17:59,333
like what about like Birmingham maybe right
1500
02:17:59,333 --> 02:18:00,800
you got Birmingham Nottingham
1501
02:18:00,800 --> 02:18:02,433
Leicester Coventry
1502
02:18:03,133 --> 02:18:04,800
let's go Shrewsbury
1503
02:18:04,800 --> 02:18:08,133
there's a big park here maybe somewhere around there
1504
02:18:08,133 --> 02:18:10,100
Shrewsbury biscuits yes please
1505
02:18:11,400 --> 02:18:13,233
no it was Germany
1506
02:18:13,800 --> 02:18:14,766
because that forest
1507
02:18:14,766 --> 02:18:17,366
looks totally different from what a forest in the UK
1508
02:18:17,366 --> 02:18:18,466
looks like to me
1509
02:18:18,766 --> 02:18:20,200
no cannot tell
1510
02:18:20,733 --> 02:18:22,200
oh Magdeburg
1511
02:18:22,200 --> 02:18:24,133
I think I actually got uh
1512
02:18:24,133 --> 02:18:26,366
one of their I got their stadium uh
1513
02:18:26,366 --> 02:18:29,066
when I was playing football stadiums on geoguessr on YouTube
1514
02:18:29,200 --> 02:18:31,533
so that's fun um
1515
02:18:31,533 --> 02:18:33,966
yeah that was 970 km away
1516
02:18:33,966 --> 02:18:37,233
so that is a fat strip okay
1517
02:18:37,233 --> 02:18:38,833
what should we go for this time
1518
02:18:38,833 --> 02:18:43,933
I reckon it's time to take off the lovely
1519
02:18:43,933 --> 02:18:45,833
lovely AC Milan football shirt
1520
02:18:46,233 --> 02:18:49,400
which is my favourite new shirt that's come out this year
1521
02:18:49,400 --> 02:18:51,933
last year um so yeah
1522
02:19:07,133 --> 02:19:07,700
cool okay
1523
02:19:07,700 --> 02:19:09,766
so I've got a singlet left
1524
02:19:09,766 --> 02:19:12,800
some undies and some socks
1525
02:19:18,033 --> 02:19:22,000
I don't know that Festa Princess lovely full coverage
1526
02:19:28,566 --> 02:19:29,466
okay
1527
02:19:30,133 --> 02:19:31,500
this looks a bit warmer hey
1528
02:19:31,500 --> 02:19:33,200
I'm getting more like warm
1529
02:19:33,300 --> 02:19:35,400
warm vibes from this
1530
02:19:35,966 --> 02:19:38,733
so I feel like if you're like
1531
02:19:38,733 --> 02:19:40,566
if you know your trees if you know your nature
1532
02:19:40,566 --> 02:19:41,900
these maps probably a lot easier
1533
02:19:41,900 --> 02:19:43,300
but I do not
1534
02:19:43,833 --> 02:19:47,600
I know like cities I guess kind of
1535
02:19:47,733 --> 02:19:50,200
I don't even know whether I'm actually good at Geo guesser guys
1536
02:19:50,200 --> 02:19:52,266
like I don't know at this point
1537
02:19:52,733 --> 02:19:55,500
that's kind of just a fuck around um
1538
02:19:56,733 --> 02:19:58,800
ugh maybe let's look at the sun
1539
02:19:59,600 --> 02:20:02,633
where's the sun it's kind of up there coming from the north
1540
02:20:02,633 --> 02:20:04,500
so is it in the Southern Hemisphere
1541
02:20:05,200 --> 02:20:07,300
I feel like it could be like South America
1542
02:20:09,133 --> 02:20:10,133
I don't know
1543
02:20:11,033 --> 02:20:14,433
everywhere has fucking just grass and trees
1544
02:20:15,133 --> 02:20:16,333
these are nice trees though
1545
02:20:16,333 --> 02:20:18,100
I actually like the look of these trees
1546
02:20:18,433 --> 02:20:21,033
they look like pine trees like Christmas trees
1547
02:20:24,400 --> 02:20:26,533
maybe maybe I'll just start looking at the plants
1548
02:20:26,533 --> 02:20:28,333
aye give it a best shot
1549
02:20:28,700 --> 02:20:30,533
I reckon these are pine trees
1550
02:20:34,033 --> 02:20:36,500
it has pine trees oh there's an animal
1551
02:20:38,233 --> 02:20:38,900
that's bad actually
1552
02:20:38,900 --> 02:20:41,533
we don't want that there's a puddle
1553
02:20:44,133 --> 02:20:45,033
um
1554
02:20:46,200 --> 02:20:48,600
oh 10 seconds let's go North America
1555
02:20:48,600 --> 02:20:49,900
let's go to Canada
1556
02:20:50,566 --> 02:20:52,533
I will go up here why not
1557
02:20:53,100 --> 02:20:54,033
why not
1558
02:20:57,400 --> 02:21:01,133
the fuck it was actually Eswatini
1559
02:21:01,900 --> 02:21:03,433
Swaziland MMM
1560
02:21:04,366 --> 02:21:06,900
bro what the hell just looks like that
1561
02:21:06,900 --> 02:21:09,300
it should look like Europe or like North America to me
1562
02:21:09,300 --> 02:21:13,500
I would never have guessed that was in Africa so bro
1563
02:21:13,500 --> 02:21:15,400
that counts as there should be like three strips
1564
02:21:15,400 --> 02:21:17,533
cause that was like 14,000 km away
1565
02:21:17,533 --> 02:21:18,733
that was so far
1566
02:21:18,966 --> 02:21:24,200
so I got zero points on that so let's take the singlet off
1567
02:21:35,600 --> 02:21:38,933
Eita Mesa no Salgueiro essa garota tá sumida lá do Rio de Janeiro
1568
02:21:38,933 --> 02:21:41,533
vai ver que é Carioca eita Mesa no salgueiro
1569
02:22:00,166 --> 02:22:01,966
okay so that was round 3
1570
02:22:01,966 --> 02:22:06,766
I've got a pair of socks left on and undies so if I get these
1571
02:22:06,766 --> 02:22:08,166
if I get these next two wrong
1572
02:22:08,166 --> 02:22:10,100
um we'll take the undies off last
1573
02:22:10,433 --> 02:22:12,300
because I know I've got some feet people there
1574
02:22:12,300 --> 02:22:16,566
so I'll show you guys don't mind me taking my socks off but anyway
1575
02:22:16,566 --> 02:22:18,733
let's get on to Round four
1576
02:22:23,366 --> 02:22:24,666
more trees
1577
02:22:24,966 --> 02:22:28,200
so I think it's gonna work because they are very rural locations
1578
02:22:28,200 --> 02:22:31,166
and we have seen no trace of other people oh
1579
02:22:31,166 --> 02:22:33,400
here's a sign that might be helpful
1580
02:22:33,566 --> 02:22:37,033
it's a red sign uh thought it might say something on it
1581
02:22:37,833 --> 02:22:41,333
who's got red signs red and white signs
1582
02:22:43,400 --> 02:22:45,433
again just trees
1583
02:22:46,366 --> 02:22:47,833
wonder what that is
1584
02:22:48,600 --> 02:22:50,433
looks like some kind of glitch hey
1585
02:22:50,433 --> 02:22:56,300
wonder if there's like a bird maybe like a drone I don't know oh
1586
02:22:56,300 --> 02:22:58,866
another sign I bet it's the same fucking thing hey
1587
02:22:59,500 --> 02:23:04,400
it's like be careful turning the corner 3 9 7
1588
02:23:04,833 --> 02:23:08,500
so I reckon this could actually be like North America
1589
02:23:08,566 --> 02:23:11,133
Canada vibes again
1590
02:23:12,600 --> 02:23:17,100
two sign sign posts here what's that
1591
02:23:17,333 --> 02:23:20,500
can't really read that um
1592
02:23:26,633 --> 02:23:30,900
silence because there's just really not much to comment on um
1593
02:23:30,900 --> 02:23:38,133
I reckon let's just go safe bet what about Alberta like around here
1594
02:23:38,133 --> 02:23:38,933
maybe
1595
02:23:41,900 --> 02:23:43,700
the fuck Russia
1596
02:23:45,233 --> 02:23:47,200
ugh it was terrible
1597
02:23:48,566 --> 02:23:49,366
huh
1598
02:23:49,833 --> 02:23:51,900
I I don't know how people are good at Royal World
1599
02:23:51,900 --> 02:23:57,200
I don't know how okay so now I'm gonna take my socks off
1600
02:23:57,200 --> 02:23:59,733
and then we will have the finale in Round 5
1601
02:23:59,733 --> 02:24:02,866
I assume because I've been shocking at this map
1602
02:24:03,000 --> 02:24:10,100
so yeah off come the socks I'll try give you guys a good view
1603
02:24:15,600 --> 02:24:20,633
and the other one sorry I can't do them both at the same time
1604
02:24:26,400 --> 02:24:32,200
okay guys so the socks are off and the seat are out
1605
02:24:39,233 --> 02:24:42,866
okay another boring ass location
1606
02:24:44,366 --> 02:24:49,466
we got some brown dirt we got some green grass we got some blue sky
1607
02:24:51,566 --> 02:24:57,866
Google 2021 got a big sun sun looks massive in this one
1608
02:24:58,233 --> 02:25:04,533
I reckon this is like the rural USA like pretty certain on it
1609
02:25:05,233 --> 02:25:07,233
these like lamp posts
1610
02:25:08,000 --> 02:25:13,400
I reckon it's like the Midwest in the US of A
1611
02:25:14,233 --> 02:25:19,266
I reckon it's like Missouri or maybe Oak Oklahoma Oklahoma
1612
02:25:20,933 --> 02:25:22,866
or Tennessee
1613
02:25:24,300 --> 02:25:25,333
7 70
1614
02:25:28,633 --> 02:25:33,800
3:30 cold I can I just go cold if it's in Europe
1615
02:25:33,800 --> 02:25:35,633
I swear to God I'm gonna scream
1616
02:25:36,933 --> 02:25:38,133
let's go
1617
02:25:39,166 --> 02:25:40,100
let's go
1618
02:25:41,333 --> 02:25:42,833
Oklahoma
1619
02:25:43,566 --> 02:25:46,500
let's go in the middle of Kansas in October
1620
02:25:49,900 --> 02:25:50,700
Yay
1621
02:25:51,833 --> 02:25:54,533
still was over the 500 kilometer Mark though
1622
02:25:54,533 --> 02:26:00,900
so yeah it was in Nebraska Nebraska yeah
1623
02:26:01,366 --> 02:26:03,900
on the right track but the US is so big
1624
02:26:03,900 --> 02:26:04,700
so
1625
02:26:05,900 --> 02:26:10,366
but yeah so this is the last last round
1626
02:26:10,366 --> 02:26:13,000
so it is time for the undies to come off
1627
02:26:45,733 --> 02:26:47,300
I don't care about the
1628
02:26:48,900 --> 02:26:54,366
okay fellas so that was Round 5 and that concludes the game for today
1629
02:26:54,366 --> 02:26:56,100
so let's view the results
1630
02:26:56,900 --> 02:27:01,733
ugh that was a dismal 8,810 points of 25,000
1631
02:27:02,966 --> 02:27:04,900
it's gonna be one of my worst rounds
1632
02:27:04,900 --> 02:27:05,733
I'd say
1633
02:27:06,766 --> 02:27:07,566
yeah OK
1634
02:27:07,566 --> 02:27:10,666
so the worst one was zero points um
1635
02:27:11,433 --> 02:27:14,266
so that was eswatini
1636
02:27:15,533 --> 02:27:16,333
god I
1637
02:27:16,333 --> 02:27:19,000
I don't know how that's gonna be finding porn
1638
02:27:19,000 --> 02:27:21,566
I imagine a lot of South African porn will probably come up
1639
02:27:21,566 --> 02:27:23,700
and I haven't watched South African porn
1640
02:27:23,966 --> 02:27:25,400
so just as a second option
1641
02:27:25,400 --> 02:27:27,966
let's see what number four was cause that was
1642
02:27:27,966 --> 02:27:31,800
I only got 28 points for that that was Russia
1643
02:27:33,500 --> 02:27:38,166
so yeah I don't think I've done Russia actually okay
1644
02:27:38,166 --> 02:27:40,500
sweet so I believe yeah
1645
02:27:40,500 --> 02:27:43,933
I'm gonna do a Russian porn because I've not done that before
1646
02:27:43,933 --> 02:27:45,000
and that'll be fun
1647
02:27:45,000 --> 02:27:48,700
and I think that's a lot of good porn that comes out of Russia
1648
02:27:48,700 --> 02:27:50,866
like I definitely have watched a lot of
1649
02:27:51,033 --> 02:27:53,766
creators in Russia who make good content
1650
02:27:53,766 --> 02:27:56,500
so yeah let's do that um
1651
02:27:56,500 --> 02:27:59,433
so I will get set up for the next part of the video
1652
02:27:59,533 --> 02:28:01,500
and I also just wanted to mention um
1653
02:28:01,500 --> 02:28:06,700
I obviously can't really put the full masturbation scene up on Pornhub
1654
02:28:06,700 --> 02:28:08,333
but if you guys would like to see it
1655
02:28:08,333 --> 02:28:11,733
then you can head to my fansly page to check that out
1656
02:28:13,633 --> 02:28:16,333
thank you guys so much for watching this video
1657
02:28:16,333 --> 02:28:18,400
I really hope that you enjoyed it
1658
02:28:18,400 --> 02:28:20,700
this is obviously the first geoguessr
1659
02:28:20,700 --> 02:28:23,600
or like sexy geoguessr video I've done in a while
1660
02:28:23,600 --> 02:28:27,566
I think Pornhub kind of just like killed it like all round
1661
02:28:27,566 --> 02:28:30,600
like it just killed my motivation a lot for it
1662
02:28:30,600 --> 02:28:33,433
but I'm really really hoping this video can go up
1663
02:28:33,433 --> 02:28:34,400
if it does
1664
02:28:34,400 --> 02:28:37,933
then I feel like I've unlocked a way to keep putting these on Pornhub
1665
02:28:37,933 --> 02:28:39,766
because I know that you love them
1666
02:28:39,766 --> 02:28:42,833
so if this video successfully goes up on Pornhub
1667
02:28:42,833 --> 02:28:47,533
I will keep playing maybe just like more rural maps and yeah
1668
02:28:47,533 --> 02:28:50,433
I can start posting these like strip your guesses up again
1669
02:28:50,433 --> 02:28:54,566
as I said earlier if you would like to see the masturbation scene
1670
02:28:54,566 --> 02:28:57,600
then please make sure to head to my fancy page
1671
02:28:57,600 --> 02:29:00,400
other than that thank you guys so much for watching
1672
02:29:00,400 --> 02:29:02,700
and I will see you in the next video
1673
02:29:21,633 --> 02:29:28,200
hi guys welcome back to another geoguessr gone Wild USA edition Woohoo
1674
02:29:28,200 --> 02:29:30,433
USA USA
1675
02:29:30,666 --> 02:29:33,033
so I'm gonna start off by playing a USA
1676
02:29:33,033 --> 02:29:35,800
map and giving myself one minute for each round
1677
02:29:35,833 --> 02:29:36,766
every time I get
1678
02:29:36,766 --> 02:29:40,700
an answer more than 300 km away from the correct location
1679
02:29:40,700 --> 02:29:42,833
then I'm going to have to strip
1680
02:29:43,233 --> 02:29:44,566
once the game is finished
1681
02:29:44,566 --> 02:29:45,966
we'll have a look at the breakdown
1682
02:29:45,966 --> 02:29:50,600
and whatever US state I get the furthest correct location from
1683
02:29:50,600 --> 02:29:54,666
I then have to find a fan from that state to have camsex with
1684
02:29:54,733 --> 02:29:58,433
if you want to see the camsex section of this video
1685
02:29:58,533 --> 02:30:00,366
or you potentially want to be involved
1686
02:30:00,366 --> 02:30:03,933
if you're lucky enough to be from the state that I need someone from
1687
02:30:03,933 --> 02:30:07,833
then head to my onlyfans and fancy pages for the call out
1688
02:30:08,100 --> 02:30:11,633
let's get into the video and I hope you all enjoy watching
1689
02:30:16,800 --> 02:30:18,766
okay America guys
1690
02:30:18,766 --> 02:30:21,700
one minute let's get into it
1691
02:30:21,766 --> 02:30:24,233
wouldn't mind stripping cause I'm quite hot right now
1692
02:30:24,366 --> 02:30:25,033
oh okay
1693
02:30:25,033 --> 02:30:30,533
this is rural as hell which works in my favor because um
1694
02:30:30,533 --> 02:30:33,633
if there's too many people I'm not allowed to put it up
1695
02:30:35,000 --> 02:30:37,933
but it doesn't work in my favour cause I've got no idea where this is
1696
02:30:38,800 --> 02:30:41,733
and it's really bad quality as well for some reason
1697
02:30:42,233 --> 02:30:43,733
oh my God I literally have no idea
1698
02:30:43,733 --> 02:30:45,966
I wanna say like upstate New York
1699
02:30:45,966 --> 02:30:49,800
somewhere near kind of Canada maybe
1700
02:30:49,900 --> 02:30:51,533
I don't know the jet's quite red though
1701
02:30:51,533 --> 02:30:55,000
so I'm a little bit unsure
1702
02:30:57,566 --> 02:30:59,800
I have no idea where this is
1703
02:30:59,966 --> 02:31:02,166
and it's also not letting me move very far
1704
02:31:02,166 --> 02:31:03,800
and there's also no signs
1705
02:31:04,166 --> 02:31:04,966
you know
1706
02:31:05,200 --> 02:31:07,733
I'm gonna take a gamble and I wanna say like Tennessee for some
1707
02:31:07,733 --> 02:31:10,100
reason or like North Carolina South Carolina
1708
02:31:10,100 --> 02:31:11,900
I think I've changed my tune a little bit
1709
02:31:11,900 --> 02:31:14,933
let's go Asheville North Carolina
1710
02:31:17,766 --> 02:31:19,033
it was Alabama
1711
02:31:19,433 --> 02:31:22,200
so that's way closer than if I was like upstate New York
1712
02:31:22,200 --> 02:31:27,066
it was 563 km away so that means I'm gonna strip
1713
02:31:27,933 --> 02:31:30,600
it was near Montgomery Alabama
1714
02:31:31,366 --> 02:31:33,200
Alabama is that how you say it
1715
02:31:33,200 --> 02:31:35,166
I think it is OK
1716
02:31:35,166 --> 02:31:36,600
not bad anyway
1717
02:31:36,800 --> 02:31:40,233
let's take this hoodie off cause I'm actually pretty hot right now
1718
02:31:42,300 --> 02:31:45,466
I do need to move the microphone
1719
02:31:47,700 --> 02:31:48,500
OK
1720
02:31:58,433 --> 02:31:59,166
oh by the way
1721
02:31:59,166 --> 02:32:02,233
do you guys like my hoodie says Boston Massachusetts as well
1722
02:32:17,133 --> 02:32:20,166
okay so nothing crazy sexy yet
1723
02:32:20,166 --> 02:32:24,400
but hopefully we'll get there with my bad Jesus skills
1724
02:32:28,100 --> 02:32:29,700
it's a cute top at least
1725
02:32:38,800 --> 02:32:41,633
all right let's move on to around number two
1726
02:32:53,566 --> 02:32:57,300
Southern Inn and Suites US flag heaps of caravans
1727
02:32:58,366 --> 02:33:00,400
no RVs I think
1728
02:33:00,400 --> 02:33:01,733
I don't think you call them caravans
1729
02:33:01,733 --> 02:33:02,900
they're like they're like RVs
1730
02:33:02,900 --> 02:33:05,000
they're like big things so
1731
02:33:05,000 --> 02:33:10,233
RVs kind of has me thinking of like king of the hill for some reason
1732
02:33:10,233 --> 02:33:12,700
which is based in Austin Texas
1733
02:33:12,966 --> 02:33:15,300
one of my favourite shows by the way um
1734
02:33:15,300 --> 02:33:17,100
so I'm thinking this is Texas
1735
02:33:17,833 --> 02:33:23,300
Lemisa City Lemah population 9,422
1736
02:33:23,300 --> 02:33:28,766
I like how you guys have the populations like on the signs
1737
02:33:28,766 --> 02:33:30,133
that's really cool ha ha
1738
02:33:30,133 --> 02:33:31,266
it's really interesting
1739
02:33:32,300 --> 02:33:36,733
so yeah somewhere in Texas somewhere
1740
02:33:37,133 --> 02:33:37,933
oh
1741
02:33:38,200 --> 02:33:39,533
like over there
1742
02:33:42,933 --> 02:33:45,133
that was such a good guess
1743
02:33:45,133 --> 02:33:48,300
oh my God 66 km away
1744
02:33:49,533 --> 02:33:51,366
that was so good all because I'm just
1745
02:33:51,366 --> 02:33:55,766
saying king of the hill it's the best steak I have ever eaten Peggy
1746
02:33:55,766 --> 02:33:57,633
I think we need to say Grace again
1747
02:33:57,633 --> 02:33:59,466
that was boss alright
1748
02:33:59,566 --> 02:34:01,500
no strip for that no strip
1749
02:34:01,500 --> 02:34:03,333
I got I got that too good
1750
02:34:03,366 --> 02:34:10,633
I guess somewhere near Big Spring and LA Messa was 66 km away
1751
02:34:11,300 --> 02:34:13,133
oh hell yeah
1752
02:34:13,733 --> 02:34:17,400
okay moving on to round number three
1753
02:34:22,133 --> 02:34:23,100
oh okay
1754
02:34:23,100 --> 02:34:26,200
this is city I wanna say it's like Boston
1755
02:34:26,566 --> 02:34:28,500
Massachusetts or something
1756
02:34:28,500 --> 02:34:29,500
I don't know
1757
02:34:30,166 --> 02:34:32,766
I am just wondering if those words are in my head
1758
02:34:32,766 --> 02:34:34,133
because it says that on my hoodie
1759
02:34:34,133 --> 02:34:36,100
so and I mentioned it before
1760
02:34:36,100 --> 02:34:38,566
so it's like in my head they do ah
1761
02:34:38,566 --> 02:34:40,800
so no but some of them have yellow number plates
1762
02:34:44,333 --> 02:34:45,333
so I don't know if this
1763
02:34:46,633 --> 02:34:48,233
seems like a really even split between
1764
02:34:48,233 --> 02:34:50,100
which ones have yellow number plates
1765
02:34:50,500 --> 02:34:52,200
and which ones have white number plates
1766
02:34:52,200 --> 02:34:54,300
I don't know if that's got anything to do with it
1767
02:34:54,500 --> 02:34:56,133
and people drive state to state right
1768
02:34:56,133 --> 02:34:58,433
so some people might just like have states
1769
02:34:58,566 --> 02:35:00,266
like number plates from other states
1770
02:35:00,300 --> 02:35:01,100
so
1771
02:35:01,600 --> 02:35:02,900
oh pan fried chicken
1772
02:35:04,966 --> 02:35:07,300
each come up Hudson Valley
1773
02:35:07,366 --> 02:35:08,500
Hudson River right
1774
02:35:08,500 --> 02:35:11,600
New York Hudson River
1775
02:35:12,033 --> 02:35:14,533
I don't know where it is
1776
02:35:14,733 --> 02:35:17,466
but I've heard of the Hudson River in New York
1777
02:35:20,500 --> 02:35:22,433
weird because I didn't kiss New York
1778
02:35:22,433 --> 02:35:25,133
why did I do that I kissed up with here
1779
02:35:26,900 --> 02:35:28,133
that was so stupid
1780
02:35:29,200 --> 02:35:30,300
I literally said New York
1781
02:35:30,300 --> 02:35:32,200
and then I just went and guess somewhere else
1782
02:35:32,200 --> 02:35:34,766
that's so annoying it was 299
1783
02:35:34,766 --> 02:35:37,633
km away from the correct location
1784
02:35:38,033 --> 02:35:40,100
so technically that isn't a strip
1785
02:35:40,100 --> 02:35:43,000
but I'm gonna strip anyway because um
1786
02:35:43,400 --> 02:35:45,533
it's too close it's too close
1787
02:35:45,566 --> 02:35:48,866
so let's take my top off now
1788
02:35:51,400 --> 02:35:56,066
you guys can see the lovely little corset I have on it is
1789
02:36:24,800 --> 02:36:27,333
so we're going through for a bit of a white theme
1790
02:36:27,433 --> 02:36:30,800
if you can't tell because I'm all in white
1791
02:36:43,966 --> 02:36:47,433
alright let's move on to round number four
1792
02:36:52,533 --> 02:36:54,500
this just looks like the other one
1793
02:36:59,433 --> 02:37:03,766
you know what if the roads are cracked like that to me
1794
02:37:03,766 --> 02:37:05,000
wait are they cracked
1795
02:37:06,033 --> 02:37:07,233
they're kind of like
1796
02:37:07,333 --> 02:37:10,600
they're kind of resealed like if you get what I mean
1797
02:37:10,766 --> 02:37:12,500
it looks like they've been resealed over
1798
02:37:12,500 --> 02:37:15,333
so I feel like they probably get more cracks in the road
1799
02:37:15,333 --> 02:37:17,800
because of the heat right
1800
02:37:17,800 --> 02:37:23,333
so I feel like it could be somewhere more southern or am I reaching
1801
02:37:23,333 --> 02:37:27,300
I could just really be reaching there and just sell it to a dip after
1802
02:37:27,300 --> 02:37:28,600
but yeah I could be reaching
1803
02:37:29,366 --> 02:37:30,166
um
1804
02:37:30,633 --> 02:37:33,666
this looks like a whole bunch of corn or wheat or some shit
1805
02:37:35,566 --> 02:37:37,633
I wanna say it's like Georgia
1806
02:37:37,633 --> 02:37:38,900
South Carolina
1807
02:37:40,033 --> 02:37:42,366
Florida I reckon it's Mississippi
1808
02:37:42,366 --> 02:37:45,033
I don't know like any of these kind of states I feel
1809
02:37:49,533 --> 02:37:52,100
Kansas City it was in Kansas
1810
02:37:52,633 --> 02:37:53,633
was it
1811
02:37:55,233 --> 02:37:58,966
yeah it was in Kansas City 962 km away
1812
02:37:58,966 --> 02:38:01,533
so yes that is another strip
1813
02:38:01,933 --> 02:38:05,500
um so let's take my pants off now
1814
02:38:11,100 --> 02:38:16,200
off come pants this kind of cute outfit to be honest
1815
02:38:27,200 --> 02:38:28,333
okay so
1816
02:38:28,333 --> 02:38:30,800
here is the final lingerie fit
1817
02:38:31,033 --> 02:38:33,166
which will hopefully be coming off
1818
02:38:33,166 --> 02:38:36,333
at least one of these in the next round so
1819
02:38:59,933 --> 02:39:03,433
alright let's move into round number five
1820
02:39:07,633 --> 02:39:12,433
last and final round before we find out who I need to find a fan from
1821
02:39:21,333 --> 02:39:23,433
um I don't know
1822
02:39:27,366 --> 02:39:31,500
okay obviously it's not a pretty verbal what's that like
1823
02:39:33,100 --> 02:39:34,133
oh I think this is
1824
02:39:34,133 --> 02:39:35,666
is that a Democrats flag
1825
02:39:36,566 --> 02:39:42,066
also pick up trucks but it looks like a Democrats flag this is like
1826
02:39:45,500 --> 02:39:49,200
US is generally quite divided like politically right
1827
02:39:49,200 --> 02:39:51,333
like some areas what's this flag
1828
02:39:51,333 --> 02:39:57,000
that's a US flag some areas are just quite vote for certain parties
1829
02:39:57,000 --> 02:39:58,900
right but I don't know
1830
02:39:58,900 --> 02:40:02,933
it looks pretty rural to me I wanna go like
1831
02:40:04,300 --> 02:40:07,633
nationally national national national oh
1832
02:40:12,333 --> 02:40:13,833
did I wait
1833
02:40:14,366 --> 02:40:18,933
OK I got zero points for that because I didn't quite get there
1834
02:40:18,933 --> 02:40:23,233
but I guessed around Nashville up here
1835
02:40:23,300 --> 02:40:28,066
and the correct answer was here in Piedmont
1836
02:40:29,300 --> 02:40:30,700
Piedmont um
1837
02:40:30,700 --> 02:40:32,366
so yeah I mean
1838
02:40:32,366 --> 02:40:34,033
that's definitely a strip
1839
02:40:34,033 --> 02:40:36,300
so yeah um
1840
02:40:36,333 --> 02:40:39,066
I don't think I'll be the furthest away from
1841
02:40:39,166 --> 02:40:40,166
but yeah
1842
02:40:40,166 --> 02:40:43,433
let's strip one more time and then we'll have a look at the breakdown
1843
02:40:47,700 --> 02:40:51,500
and for this one I'm just gonna take off my lovely corset
1844
02:40:51,700 --> 02:40:55,800
so you guys can see my cute little titties haha
1845
02:40:58,000 --> 02:40:58,700
oh this
1846
02:40:58,700 --> 02:41:02,266
this one's got a really big clasp
1847
02:41:13,766 --> 02:41:15,866
bear with me while I'm taking this off
1848
02:41:46,633 --> 02:41:48,200
it's too late it's too much haha
1849
02:41:51,400 --> 02:41:52,300
oh okay
1850
02:41:52,300 --> 02:41:57,700
it's hot so let's have a look at the breakdown now
1851
02:41:57,700 --> 02:42:02,033
and we'll see who I need to find somebody from
1852
02:42:02,033 --> 02:42:04,500
what state I need to find somebody from
1853
02:42:05,533 --> 02:42:07,700
few results 12,000 points
1854
02:42:08,700 --> 02:42:10,733
shocking must I say
1855
02:42:10,800 --> 02:42:14,466
um looks like I'll fear this away
1856
02:42:16,333 --> 02:42:18,200
I know I got the most points for that wait
1857
02:42:20,233 --> 02:42:22,800
technically I got the least points for No. 5
1858
02:42:22,800 --> 02:42:24,133
but that was because I didn't guess
1859
02:42:24,133 --> 02:42:26,400
but that was not the furthest away
1860
02:42:26,400 --> 02:42:29,400
the furthest away was definitely No. 4
1861
02:42:29,400 --> 02:42:32,333
and No. 4 what state is No. 4
1862
02:42:32,500 --> 02:42:33,566
5 1
1863
02:42:33,566 --> 02:42:36,600
3 4 which is
1864
02:42:39,700 --> 02:42:40,666
Kansas
1865
02:42:41,500 --> 02:42:43,600
I've got to find somebody from Kansas
1866
02:42:44,366 --> 02:42:45,166
okay
1867
02:42:46,100 --> 02:42:47,100
Kansas City
1868
02:42:48,100 --> 02:42:49,933
I'm really confused cause Kansas City
1869
02:42:49,933 --> 02:42:52,833
looks like it's kind of right on the line between Missouri
1870
02:42:53,100 --> 02:42:58,033
and Kansas but like technically it looks like it's in Missouri
1871
02:42:58,566 --> 02:43:00,033
I'm just not sure what that border is
1872
02:43:00,033 --> 02:43:01,033
but because it's Kansas City
1873
02:43:01,033 --> 02:43:02,333
I'm gonna assume it's Kansas
1874
02:43:02,400 --> 02:43:06,233
so basically I need to find somebody from the state of Kansas
1875
02:43:06,233 --> 02:43:08,666
to film some cam sex with
1876
02:43:09,200 --> 02:43:10,133
so
1877
02:43:10,800 --> 02:43:12,166
um yeah
1878
02:43:12,166 --> 02:43:13,833
I guess if you're from Kansas
1879
02:43:13,833 --> 02:43:15,233
hit me up please
1880
02:43:15,300 --> 02:43:18,033
and thank you everyone for watching another Jersey gone wild
1881
02:43:18,033 --> 02:43:20,733
I know you guys have been waiting a while for another one
1882
02:43:20,766 --> 02:43:21,933
um so yeah
1883
02:43:21,933 --> 02:43:24,700
I hope you're all excited to see the second bit of this video
1884
02:43:25,000 --> 02:43:28,333
um it's gonna be fun trying to find someone from US state
1885
02:43:28,433 --> 02:43:31,300
the reason I did the US is cause I've got a very big US audience
1886
02:43:31,300 --> 02:43:34,933
so I thought it would be a lot easier but yeah anyway
1887
02:43:35,133 --> 02:43:37,800
thanks guys and I'll catch you in the next video
1888
02:43:39,566 --> 02:43:40,366
Mwah
1889
02:44:07,633 --> 02:44:11,233
hey guys today I'm going to be filming a Geo guesser video
1890
02:44:11,233 --> 02:44:13,600
since it is Geography Tuesday
1891
02:44:17,933 --> 02:44:21,233
today I'm going to be playing a battle royale version
1892
02:44:21,233 --> 02:44:24,900
and I've decided that whatever country I get the wrong answer in
1893
02:44:24,933 --> 02:44:28,200
is going to be the country that I react to a porn from
1894
02:44:28,200 --> 02:44:32,266
Battle Royale is probably one of my favourite geoguessr play modes
1895
02:44:32,633 --> 02:44:36,933
I used to play the Tetris Battle Royale mode like all the time
1896
02:44:36,933 --> 02:44:40,566
but I haven't yet found a way to play Tetris nude yet
1897
02:44:40,566 --> 02:44:43,600
so for now we're gonna stick with geoguessr
1898
02:44:43,766 --> 02:44:47,400
also I just have to say how thrilled I am to have reached
1899
02:44:47,400 --> 02:44:51,033
400,000 views on Pornhub like that is mad
1900
02:44:51,033 --> 02:44:51,633
thank you
1901
02:44:51,633 --> 02:44:55,800
everyone so much who has taken the time to watch any of my videos
1902
02:44:55,800 --> 02:44:57,633
when I hit 1 million views
1903
02:44:57,633 --> 02:45:01,566
I am going to release an exclusive Hentai porn reaction
1904
02:45:01,566 --> 02:45:03,933
with a pussy cam on Pornhub
1905
02:45:04,100 --> 02:45:07,600
for everyone to see so look very forward to that happening
1906
02:45:07,600 --> 02:45:11,633
please make sure to like and share if you like my videos
1907
02:45:11,633 --> 02:45:14,100
anyway let's get into today's video
1908
02:45:14,100 --> 02:45:16,533
and I really hope that you guys enjoy watching
1909
02:45:23,100 --> 02:45:26,700
okay so we're just gonna play battle royale distance
1910
02:45:28,166 --> 02:45:30,400
because it's a little bit easier than the country's version
1911
02:45:30,400 --> 02:45:32,300
and I really don't wanna go out straight away
1912
02:45:32,300 --> 02:45:33,400
because then they'll be like
1913
02:45:33,400 --> 02:45:35,833
no video but you know
1914
02:45:35,833 --> 02:45:37,633
I suppose that is what it is
1915
02:45:39,700 --> 02:45:42,033
okay we're starting ugh
1916
02:45:42,033 --> 02:45:43,200
fucking great
1917
02:45:43,966 --> 02:45:45,500
I'm in a fucking forest
1918
02:45:46,100 --> 02:45:48,000
I'm really not sure with this version
1919
02:45:48,000 --> 02:45:50,433
if everyone else gets put in the same place as you
1920
02:45:50,433 --> 02:45:52,033
or if they're just somewhere in the same country
1921
02:45:52,033 --> 02:45:55,433
and they've got to guess where they are um
1922
02:45:57,100 --> 02:45:59,733
because I feel like it would be easier if
1923
02:45:59,733 --> 02:46:02,300
everyone else did also not know where you were
1924
02:46:02,433 --> 02:46:04,066
but um
1925
02:46:05,233 --> 02:46:07,333
I got no clue
1926
02:46:07,933 --> 02:46:09,900
I'm gonna guess I'm gonna guess fast
1927
02:46:09,900 --> 02:46:14,933
that's my tactic I'm gonna guess fast so that I can guess again um
1928
02:46:15,366 --> 02:46:16,900
maybe it's like
1929
02:46:17,700 --> 02:46:19,800
looks kinda a bit dry though
1930
02:46:22,333 --> 02:46:25,433
hmm I don't think it'll be there I'm just gonna go there
1931
02:46:26,733 --> 02:46:31,533
66 km from the last person and I guess in Germany
1932
02:46:31,566 --> 02:46:33,100
but I don't think that's Germany
1933
02:46:33,533 --> 02:46:34,533
is it
1934
02:46:35,200 --> 02:46:36,600
I've never been
1935
02:46:41,600 --> 02:46:43,200
I missed it oh
1936
02:46:43,200 --> 02:46:46,400
oh it was actually Portugal
1937
02:46:46,400 --> 02:46:48,533
but everyone else guessed so terribly wrong
1938
02:46:48,533 --> 02:46:51,433
that I managed to also get in so
1939
02:46:53,800 --> 02:46:55,666
okay next round
1940
02:46:57,100 --> 02:47:03,933
um automat eriskirch so
1941
02:47:05,200 --> 02:47:06,833
is this Germany maybe
1942
02:47:06,833 --> 02:47:08,933
I don't know it could be
1943
02:47:11,000 --> 02:47:12,066
um
1944
02:47:13,333 --> 02:47:17,500
does Germany have the O with the line through it
1945
02:47:17,566 --> 02:47:18,900
German Germany
1946
02:47:18,900 --> 02:47:21,233
I mean German um
1947
02:47:22,633 --> 02:47:24,200
what does that say
1948
02:47:26,600 --> 02:47:28,000
could it could it be Denmark
1949
02:47:28,000 --> 02:47:29,666
maybe I'm gonna go with Denmark
1950
02:47:31,233 --> 02:47:32,466
Denmark
1951
02:47:36,933 --> 02:47:39,333
there's 26 comments from the last person
1952
02:47:40,000 --> 02:47:42,600
there's four spaces we're gonna make the cut ah
1953
02:47:42,700 --> 02:47:43,833
I don't know
1954
02:47:44,600 --> 02:47:47,266
okay back up Berlin
1955
02:47:47,966 --> 02:47:49,400
no it didn't get me any closer
1956
02:47:49,400 --> 02:47:50,900
I think it got me further away
1957
02:47:50,900 --> 02:47:52,866
so maybe it's probably up here
1958
02:47:54,733 --> 02:47:56,666
yeah a little bit closer
1959
02:47:57,400 --> 02:47:58,366
yeah okay
1960
02:47:58,366 --> 02:48:00,200
so it was actually Norway
1961
02:48:01,133 --> 02:48:04,266
um and I guessed Sweden
1962
02:48:05,766 --> 02:48:08,600
so we still made the cut there's quite a few
1963
02:48:08,600 --> 02:48:11,100
there's quite a few people still left in this round though
1964
02:48:11,600 --> 02:48:13,666
um okay
1965
02:48:19,166 --> 02:48:25,600
um I'm inclined to think South America or Africa
1966
02:48:25,600 --> 02:48:28,233
I don't think it's Asia I don't think Asia looks like that
1967
02:48:33,900 --> 02:48:35,400
yeah we're not getting any clues here
1968
02:48:35,400 --> 02:48:36,700
I think there's a sign
1969
02:48:37,700 --> 02:48:39,266
no it's disappeared
1970
02:48:41,100 --> 02:48:41,900
hmm
1971
02:48:42,500 --> 02:48:43,033
oh guys
1972
02:48:43,033 --> 02:48:44,200
I'm a bit stumped
1973
02:48:44,766 --> 02:48:45,566
uh
1974
02:48:50,600 --> 02:48:54,133
I think we're just gonna have to get ah what does that truck say
1975
02:48:56,600 --> 02:48:57,566
oh no
1976
02:48:57,566 --> 02:48:59,766
this is my biggest this is my biggest enemy
1977
02:48:59,766 --> 02:49:02,266
I panic and then I fuck everything up
1978
02:49:12,900 --> 02:49:15,500
that was terrible what was it
1979
02:49:15,500 --> 02:49:18,200
it was Nigeria Lagos
1980
02:49:19,033 --> 02:49:20,533
no just outside Lagos
1981
02:49:20,533 --> 02:49:22,300
I guess Kenya that was a random guess though
1982
02:49:22,300 --> 02:49:23,733
cause I was about to run out of time
1983
02:49:23,733 --> 02:49:25,933
so I'm very happy that I still got that one
1984
02:49:27,566 --> 02:49:28,800
oh this is
1985
02:49:28,800 --> 02:49:30,666
looks nice
1986
02:49:31,833 --> 02:49:33,533
is that a dot com
1987
02:49:34,400 --> 02:49:35,633
dot com hmm
1988
02:49:37,033 --> 02:49:38,366
OK South America
1989
02:49:38,366 --> 02:49:41,233
yeah it's definitely not um America
1990
02:49:42,000 --> 02:49:43,800
United States um
1991
02:49:43,966 --> 02:49:46,300
it could be ah
1992
02:49:46,633 --> 02:49:49,600
being venidos so it's Spanish
1993
02:49:49,766 --> 02:49:53,033
so it's definitely South American um
1994
02:49:53,133 --> 02:49:55,200
where is South America I have no clue
1995
02:49:58,133 --> 02:49:59,733
oh what did he say
1996
02:50:02,433 --> 02:50:05,466
I Boyaka hmm
1997
02:50:06,033 --> 02:50:10,400
I'm gonna guess I don't think it's Mexico
1998
02:50:10,400 --> 02:50:12,133
it looks really mountainous
1999
02:50:13,166 --> 02:50:17,466
hmm could it be like maybe Ecuador I'm gonna guess Ecuador
2000
02:50:19,300 --> 02:50:20,100
OK I don't
2001
02:50:20,766 --> 02:50:25,033
I've got no lives left did I guess close enough
2002
02:50:27,100 --> 02:50:28,433
yes where was it
2003
02:50:28,433 --> 02:50:31,233
it was Colombia yes
2004
02:50:31,233 --> 02:50:34,266
but I guess close enough still that I made it to the next round
2005
02:50:35,800 --> 02:50:36,600
ah
2006
02:50:41,366 --> 02:50:42,166
okay
2007
02:50:43,533 --> 02:50:45,600
somewhere hot and dry
2008
02:50:46,400 --> 02:50:48,300
okay it's certainly the Middle East
2009
02:50:48,433 --> 02:50:50,433
I don't think it's Turkey
2010
02:50:50,633 --> 02:50:52,300
yeah I don't think Turkish looks like that
2011
02:50:52,300 --> 02:50:58,400
it's definitely Arabic so I'm pretty sure it's not hey will you move
2012
02:51:01,100 --> 02:51:04,633
I'm pretty sure it's not the UAE though like definitely not
2013
02:51:07,100 --> 02:51:08,300
sometimes uh
2014
02:51:08,300 --> 02:51:09,533
it just won't let me play
2015
02:51:11,133 --> 02:51:13,400
um what does that sign say
2016
02:51:17,800 --> 02:51:22,033
honestly could it be like Jordan or Lebanon
2017
02:51:23,800 --> 02:51:27,033
they don't have data on that many countries in the Middle East
2018
02:51:27,033 --> 02:51:30,333
so I'm gonna go like Lebanon
2019
02:51:33,333 --> 02:51:35,300
oh I've got no kisses left
2020
02:51:36,766 --> 02:51:39,700
I think it's close enough to get me through to the next round
2021
02:51:42,500 --> 02:51:45,266
it was Israel Israel
2022
02:51:46,633 --> 02:51:48,300
Jordan it was Jordan
2023
02:51:49,500 --> 02:51:50,600
yes yeah
2024
02:51:50,600 --> 02:51:51,500
they don't have um
2025
02:51:51,500 --> 02:51:54,066
data on like Syria Iraq
2026
02:51:54,433 --> 02:51:56,500
Iran because I've looked on Google Maps
2027
02:51:56,500 --> 02:51:58,600
and you can't really drop your person there
2028
02:51:59,033 --> 02:52:00,633
um okay
2029
02:52:00,900 --> 02:52:02,033
very dry
2030
02:52:02,900 --> 02:52:06,266
I feel like the foliage kind of looks like African
2031
02:52:07,033 --> 02:52:08,066
that's sun
2032
02:52:08,700 --> 02:52:10,433
oh I Learned this trick with the sun
2033
02:52:10,433 --> 02:52:16,433
um so the sun is facing from the north
2034
02:52:16,433 --> 02:52:19,266
so I think it means you're in the southern hemisphere
2035
02:52:19,533 --> 02:52:23,700
so I think I'll probably guess South Africa maybe
2036
02:52:25,300 --> 02:52:26,100
hmm
2037
02:52:28,400 --> 02:52:32,033
oh that was risky cause I've got no guess guesses left
2038
02:52:33,900 --> 02:52:34,800
ah fuck
2039
02:52:34,933 --> 02:52:36,133
I've one person ah
2040
02:52:36,566 --> 02:52:38,100
I don't know how many spots there are
2041
02:52:41,966 --> 02:52:43,433
I'm worried guys about this
2042
02:52:43,433 --> 02:52:45,500
one I think I might be knocked out
2043
02:52:47,800 --> 02:52:50,866
if this person guesses closer than me
2044
02:52:56,500 --> 02:52:59,266
yes oh fuck
2045
02:52:59,933 --> 02:53:04,400
you were knocked out it was actually Senegalese
2046
02:53:05,233 --> 02:53:06,833
so
2047
02:53:11,100 --> 02:53:12,866
on Pornhub
2048
02:53:17,766 --> 02:53:20,833
let me have a look I need to set up for the next section of the video
2049
02:53:20,833 --> 02:53:24,800
and I will let you guys know if it's like
2050
02:53:24,800 --> 02:53:25,333
cause you know
2051
02:53:25,333 --> 02:53:28,533
there are some countries that you can't really watch porn from
2052
02:53:28,600 --> 02:53:30,433
cause they're like super strict
2053
02:53:30,733 --> 02:53:35,566
um like that's why one time I got the UAE and I was like
2054
02:53:35,566 --> 02:53:39,000
just picked a different one because like
2055
02:53:39,000 --> 02:53:41,233
usually Islamic countries I don't wanna watch porn from
2056
02:53:41,233 --> 02:53:42,833
but I'm not sure what Senegal is
2057
02:53:42,833 --> 02:53:46,233
so I'll have a little look on Pornhub and um
2058
02:53:46,566 --> 02:53:49,333
set that up for the next part of the video
2059
02:53:54,966 --> 02:53:57,000
okay so I have found uh
2060
02:53:57,000 --> 02:54:00,400
some porn called skinny black teen with perfect ass
2061
02:54:00,400 --> 02:54:02,266
sucks and fucks white cock
2062
02:54:02,533 --> 02:54:04,933
um and plenty of you have been asking me to film
2063
02:54:04,933 --> 02:54:07,100
my reaction to interracial porn
2064
02:54:07,233 --> 02:54:09,700
so I thought this would be a good opportunity
2065
02:54:10,133 --> 02:54:11,433
uh so let's get into the video
2066
02:54:11,433 --> 02:54:13,000
I hope that you guys enjoy
2067
02:55:05,433 --> 02:55:08,100
so I think they were a really hot couple
2068
02:55:08,900 --> 02:55:11,500
um yeah they both look really good
2069
02:55:11,500 --> 02:55:14,266
and I think they like compliment each other quite well
2070
02:55:30,933 --> 02:55:35,433
you can like see the little faces that he's like making to try not
2071
02:55:35,433 --> 02:55:38,066
like feel it too much
2072
02:55:48,600 --> 02:55:50,500
cause I think he's clearly like
2073
02:55:50,500 --> 02:55:52,466
oh fuck that feels good
2074
02:55:53,200 --> 02:55:54,700
but try not to show it
2075
02:56:15,933 --> 02:56:16,733
um
2076
02:56:18,233 --> 02:56:19,033
oh
2077
02:56:26,600 --> 02:56:27,400
ugh
2078
02:56:29,133 --> 02:56:31,533
I think she's got a really nice body
2079
02:56:32,633 --> 02:56:36,400
that's definitely like the type of body I like in porn
2080
02:56:36,400 --> 02:56:38,266
kind of like quite curvy
2081
02:56:48,400 --> 02:56:49,200
oh
2082
02:56:54,400 --> 02:56:55,200
oh
2083
02:56:58,100 --> 02:56:58,900
oh
2084
02:57:00,366 --> 02:57:01,166
hmm
2085
02:57:17,766 --> 02:57:18,566
ah ah
2086
02:57:49,433 --> 02:57:50,233
oh
2087
02:57:54,600 --> 02:57:55,400
oh
2088
02:58:00,366 --> 02:58:01,233
oh
2089
02:58:04,400 --> 02:58:05,200
oh
2090
02:58:11,000 --> 02:58:11,800
oh
2091
02:58:18,733 --> 02:58:19,533
oh
2092
02:58:40,100 --> 02:58:40,900
oh
2093
02:58:43,833 --> 02:58:44,633
oh
2094
02:58:51,600 --> 02:58:52,400
ah ah
2095
02:58:57,966 --> 02:58:58,800
oh
2096
02:59:00,433 --> 02:59:01,233
um
2097
02:59:07,833 --> 02:59:08,633
oh
2098
02:59:09,400 --> 02:59:10,200
oh
2099
02:59:15,200 --> 02:59:16,466
oh oh
2100
02:59:24,300 --> 02:59:25,133
oh
2101
02:59:25,833 --> 02:59:26,633
oh oh
2102
02:59:28,600 --> 02:59:30,900
oh I'm gonna come oh
2103
02:59:31,400 --> 02:59:32,200
mmm mmm
2104
02:59:33,333 --> 02:59:34,133
oh
2105
02:59:36,766 --> 02:59:36,933
oh oh
2106
02:59:36,933 --> 02:59:37,100
oh oh
2107
02:59:37,100 --> 02:59:37,900
oh oh oh
2108
03:00:00,766 --> 03:00:01,000
ah ah ah
2109
03:00:01,000 --> 03:00:01,800
ah ah
2110
03:00:31,100 --> 03:00:31,966
so uh
2111
03:00:31,966 --> 03:00:33,533
that one really did turn me on
2112
03:00:33,533 --> 03:00:35,500
I actually really like that porn
2113
03:00:35,500 --> 03:00:37,933
I know there wasn't a lot of moaning um
2114
03:00:37,933 --> 03:00:39,633
or anything like that but I don't know why
2115
03:00:39,633 --> 03:00:43,633
I just think they like compliment each other really nicely on screen
2116
03:00:43,933 --> 03:00:47,233
um so I really enjoyed that one uh
2117
03:00:47,233 --> 03:00:49,966
but yeah I know there wasn't a lot of noise uh
2118
03:00:49,966 --> 03:00:52,000
which people usually do like
2119
03:00:52,000 --> 03:00:56,100
hopefully you guys still liked watching me react to it though um
2120
03:00:56,100 --> 03:00:58,166
but this is all for today's video
2121
03:00:58,166 --> 03:01:01,933
I really hope that you guys enjoyed and I will see you in the next 1
2122
03:01:02,700 --> 03:01:03,500
mwah
2123
03:01:40,133 --> 03:01:40,833
hey guys
2124
03:01:40,833 --> 03:01:45,666
so today I'm going to be playing geoguessr but Masturbation Edition
2125
03:01:50,333 --> 03:01:53,766
so basically the way that this works is uh
2126
03:01:53,766 --> 03:01:56,533
whatever country I get out in
2127
03:01:56,533 --> 03:01:58,533
whatever country I get the wrong answer in
2128
03:01:58,533 --> 03:02:02,600
is a country that I have to watch a porn from and react to it
2129
03:02:02,766 --> 03:02:04,233
so pretty simple
2130
03:02:04,833 --> 03:02:08,333
let's get into it and I really hope that you guys enjoy watching
2131
03:02:15,300 --> 03:02:17,533
okay so multiplayer
2132
03:02:19,900 --> 03:02:22,466
and we're gonna go battle royale
2133
03:02:22,933 --> 03:02:25,266
what do I do I think I did distance last time
2134
03:02:26,733 --> 03:02:32,033
so this is one where you like verse other people and it's all like
2135
03:02:32,033 --> 03:02:35,433
it's like Fortnite there's like a battle royale mode on Fortnite
2136
03:02:35,433 --> 03:02:36,900
I think it's pretty much just like that
2137
03:02:36,900 --> 03:02:40,033
but for Geo Guesser you get three guesses um
2138
03:02:40,033 --> 03:02:41,000
per question
2139
03:02:42,100 --> 03:02:43,933
okay so
2140
03:02:45,633 --> 03:02:46,433
hmm
2141
03:02:47,533 --> 03:02:49,600
I wanna say like Europe
2142
03:02:50,600 --> 03:02:51,533
what is ah
2143
03:02:51,533 --> 03:02:55,333
it's your sign it looks like a cute little English village
2144
03:02:55,966 --> 03:03:01,866
it could be England it's in English and the houses look very old
2145
03:03:03,033 --> 03:03:05,566
it kind of just reminds me of the English countryside
2146
03:03:05,566 --> 03:03:09,000
I think like little farmhouses
2147
03:03:09,000 --> 03:03:13,066
I feel like we're in rural England okay we got 30 seconds
2148
03:03:14,300 --> 03:03:15,433
no parking okay
2149
03:03:15,433 --> 03:03:20,066
I'm gonna go England I'm gonna go like rural maybe like
2150
03:03:26,333 --> 03:03:29,833
I don't know where the countryside is really in um England
2151
03:03:30,433 --> 03:03:32,866
okay so we got better than that guy
2152
03:03:33,533 --> 03:03:35,866
we're we are top of the board right now
2153
03:03:37,100 --> 03:03:38,333
uh someone's beating us
2154
03:03:38,333 --> 03:03:41,133
hundred and eighty kilometers I reckon it's more south
2155
03:03:43,300 --> 03:03:46,033
oh it was France ah wait
2156
03:03:46,033 --> 03:03:49,000
what what is that Jersey
2157
03:03:49,000 --> 03:03:49,833
oh
2158
03:03:50,700 --> 03:03:51,400
oh it's so okay
2159
03:03:51,400 --> 03:03:54,433
so it's like a little island off of France interesting
2160
03:03:54,500 --> 03:03:56,666
but it's all in English hmm
2161
03:03:57,800 --> 03:03:58,533
um okay
2162
03:03:58,533 --> 03:04:00,933
I feel okay
2163
03:04:01,800 --> 03:04:03,800
India is it
2164
03:04:04,533 --> 03:04:08,133
it's India but it looks quite sunny and oh
2165
03:04:08,133 --> 03:04:14,000
well I feel oh wait wait wait no
2166
03:04:14,000 --> 03:04:18,033
oh FIFA World Cup that this was taken recently because that's the
2167
03:04:18,033 --> 03:04:20,766
that's a Qatari flag um yeah
2168
03:04:20,766 --> 03:04:23,733
I think this is Bangladesh cause that's the Bangladeshi flag
2169
03:04:23,766 --> 03:04:29,666
so Bangladesh I don't know
2170
03:04:31,100 --> 03:04:32,700
anything much about Bangladesh
2171
03:04:32,700 --> 03:04:33,866
I'm gonna go here
2172
03:04:34,533 --> 03:04:38,233
because I feel like that's not what the capital city would look like
2173
03:04:43,800 --> 03:04:45,366
let me move okay
2174
03:04:45,366 --> 03:04:47,200
we're top of the leaderboard
2175
03:04:47,933 --> 03:04:50,933
honestly I would have definitely said India if I hadn't seen that flag
2176
03:04:53,033 --> 03:04:55,066
yeah I'm pretty sure no one else has got it
2177
03:04:56,500 --> 03:04:59,700
did I get it 284 km Yee
2178
03:05:00,300 --> 03:05:02,033
what do I do if I win I don't know
2179
03:05:02,033 --> 03:05:05,733
I didn't plan for that I kind of just assumed that I'd be out okay
2180
03:05:05,733 --> 03:05:06,500
if I win
2181
03:05:06,500 --> 03:05:11,900
then I will watch a porn from the country I got the highest score in
2182
03:05:12,533 --> 03:05:14,533
I think we'll see oh
2183
03:05:15,500 --> 03:05:18,133
this is New Zealand beautiful New Zealand
2184
03:05:18,133 --> 03:05:19,900
I yeah no
2185
03:05:19,900 --> 03:05:21,200
this is gonna be New Zealand
2186
03:05:21,400 --> 03:05:25,900
I think it is Napier it definitely reminds me of Napier yeah no
2187
03:05:25,900 --> 03:05:26,500
it's New Zealand
2188
03:05:26,500 --> 03:05:30,200
and it reminds me of a certain road coming into Napier um
2189
03:05:30,200 --> 03:05:32,233
going into Taradale
2190
03:05:32,933 --> 03:05:37,933
I'm pretty sure cause I've driven this road so many times Blix Road
2191
03:05:37,933 --> 03:05:40,700
otherwise it's in Geisbon I think hmm
2192
03:05:40,700 --> 03:05:41,733
actually no
2193
03:05:41,933 --> 03:05:44,666
it's really central North Island ah
2194
03:05:44,800 --> 03:05:46,200
okay we got a sign here
2195
03:05:46,200 --> 03:05:50,033
what does it say I wanna fucking smash everyone else Renwick
2196
03:05:50,100 --> 03:05:52,333
who the fuck is that okay
2197
03:05:52,700 --> 03:05:54,100
so maybe South Island
2198
03:05:54,700 --> 03:05:56,500
I don't know I've never been to the South Island well
2199
03:05:56,500 --> 03:05:59,900
I've been to the South Island but not for a holiday oh
2200
03:05:59,900 --> 03:06:01,233
I mean I went to Dunedin once
2201
03:06:01,233 --> 03:06:02,933
but it was shit yeah
2202
03:06:02,933 --> 03:06:06,433
I don't know I wasted too much time talking so I'm gonna guess
2203
03:06:09,300 --> 03:06:09,900
oh fuck
2204
03:06:09,900 --> 03:06:11,300
I hate it someone's beat me
2205
03:06:11,300 --> 03:06:12,266
that's my country
2206
03:06:12,833 --> 03:06:14,100
where was it
2207
03:06:14,766 --> 03:06:17,600
oh it was the top of the South Island Blenheim
2208
03:06:18,000 --> 03:06:19,200
never been to Blenheim
2209
03:06:19,800 --> 03:06:23,033
don't think there's much there apart from the ferry
2210
03:06:23,033 --> 03:06:24,300
oh fuck
2211
03:06:26,333 --> 03:06:27,233
brilliant
2212
03:06:28,133 --> 03:06:28,933
okay
2213
03:06:29,366 --> 03:06:30,166
cool
2214
03:06:48,566 --> 03:06:50,133
stupid mouse
2215
03:06:52,200 --> 03:06:53,000
okay
2216
03:07:01,166 --> 03:07:03,600
okay so let's get started
2217
03:07:03,600 --> 03:07:07,900
we are gonna go battle royale distance version
2218
03:07:09,700 --> 03:07:13,333
I'm level 32 at the moment I wanna get higher
2219
03:07:18,033 --> 03:07:20,833
so we got one minute one minute to guess
2220
03:07:20,833 --> 03:07:24,100
you get three guesses per question
2221
03:07:26,033 --> 03:07:27,500
hopefully more people join
2222
03:07:28,200 --> 03:07:31,166
I've played some real shit rounds before where there's like no one
2223
03:07:31,166 --> 03:07:34,233
and then I win I'm not sure what I'm gonna do if I win
2224
03:07:34,233 --> 03:07:35,233
I actually haven't planned for that
2225
03:07:35,233 --> 03:07:37,500
I just assumed that I would like get out
2226
03:07:37,633 --> 03:07:40,966
but I think if I win the round
2227
03:07:40,966 --> 03:07:45,100
which I'm hoping I will then I will watch a porn from whatever country
2228
03:07:45,100 --> 03:07:47,700
I get the highest answer in yeah
2229
03:07:47,700 --> 03:07:49,600
we'll do that ha ha okay
2230
03:07:49,600 --> 03:07:54,733
so I think I think we're in India yeah I think it's India
2231
03:07:57,133 --> 03:07:57,933
uh
2232
03:07:59,700 --> 03:08:00,933
yeah we're in India oh
2233
03:08:00,933 --> 03:08:02,700
we're in New Delhi oh look
2234
03:08:02,700 --> 03:08:06,266
it's giving me the exact essentially okay
2235
03:08:06,800 --> 03:08:08,266
uh India
2236
03:08:08,933 --> 03:08:10,600
sorry fucking around with my map
2237
03:08:11,133 --> 03:08:12,000
New Delhi
2238
03:08:14,900 --> 03:08:16,600
where do we go New Delhi
2239
03:08:17,700 --> 03:08:18,500
uh
2240
03:08:19,166 --> 03:08:20,000
period
2241
03:08:21,600 --> 03:08:24,600
okay I don't think I'm gonna find that that was a long shot
2242
03:08:25,033 --> 03:08:27,266
but we've got a little bit of time
2243
03:08:28,900 --> 03:08:29,500
hmm fuck
2244
03:08:29,500 --> 03:08:30,900
I don't know it's so big
2245
03:08:31,166 --> 03:08:33,800
let's go let's just go somewhere around the middle here
2246
03:08:34,100 --> 03:08:37,866
10 seconds there's only four people playing in this round
2247
03:08:45,166 --> 03:08:47,133
I was 11 km away
2248
03:08:47,900 --> 03:08:48,933
damn girl
2249
03:08:50,166 --> 03:08:51,466
11 kilometers
2250
03:08:52,200 --> 03:08:53,333
pretty proud of that eh
2251
03:08:53,500 --> 03:08:56,000
oh you can see it right there
2252
03:08:56,766 --> 03:08:57,566
oh well
2253
03:08:58,500 --> 03:08:59,333
um
2254
03:09:00,200 --> 03:09:03,666
okay so to me that screams like Russia
2255
03:09:04,400 --> 03:09:05,833
that's a Russian flag
2256
03:09:06,700 --> 03:09:08,733
I don't know cause like I know in Ukraine
2257
03:09:08,733 --> 03:09:10,033
if you look around a bit
2258
03:09:10,033 --> 03:09:13,900
they've got heaps of blue and yellow everywhere you can kind of tell
2259
03:09:14,300 --> 03:09:16,600
so yeah we're in Russia
2260
03:09:16,600 --> 03:09:19,333
but fuck I have no idea
2261
03:09:20,933 --> 03:09:24,300
it looks quite like dry and sunny
2262
03:09:24,433 --> 03:09:27,033
don't know why I'm reading the sign cause I can't read Russian
2263
03:09:28,100 --> 03:09:29,000
um
2264
03:09:30,333 --> 03:09:32,200
I don't think they're in English
2265
03:09:33,966 --> 03:09:34,766
eh nope
2266
03:09:34,833 --> 03:09:37,266
okay we're gonna guess um
2267
03:09:39,500 --> 03:09:40,166
do do do do do
2268
03:09:40,166 --> 03:09:41,033
do do
2269
03:09:42,166 --> 03:09:44,266
I don't know it could be the other end
2270
03:09:44,400 --> 03:09:45,833
maybe it's like
2271
03:09:46,600 --> 03:09:48,400
maybe like maybe along here
2272
03:09:50,100 --> 03:09:51,533
223
2273
03:09:52,200 --> 03:09:56,433
379 so I wonder where they guess maybe
2274
03:09:56,433 --> 03:09:57,933
but further down here
2275
03:09:59,033 --> 03:10:02,233
777 km
2276
03:10:02,800 --> 03:10:06,633
was it right on the just near the border
2277
03:10:08,300 --> 03:10:09,100
coat
2278
03:10:10,166 --> 03:10:10,966
hmm
2279
03:10:12,566 --> 03:10:14,233
so that person guessed Ukraine
2280
03:10:14,766 --> 03:10:15,633
oh
2281
03:10:17,200 --> 03:10:18,033
oh
2282
03:10:18,900 --> 03:10:20,100
is that where oh
2283
03:10:21,100 --> 03:10:22,233
first I thought it was New Zealand
2284
03:10:22,233 --> 03:10:23,433
I was like it looks like New Zealand
2285
03:10:23,433 --> 03:10:26,800
but I feel is this America
2286
03:10:27,300 --> 03:10:31,266
west coast are we on the west coast of the US
2287
03:10:32,600 --> 03:10:36,533
West Coast I feel like I saw something before that said Atlanta
2288
03:10:37,400 --> 03:10:38,900
but I don't think Georgia's on the West Coast
2289
03:10:38,900 --> 03:10:39,900
is it no
2290
03:10:40,533 --> 03:10:41,433
yeah no
2291
03:10:41,433 --> 03:10:44,133
ha ha the city is far too big to be uh
2292
03:10:44,133 --> 03:10:47,666
in New Zealand but these trees kind of just look like New Zealand
2293
03:10:48,833 --> 03:10:52,866
okay um us West Coast
2294
03:10:55,566 --> 03:10:56,566
uh yeah
2295
03:10:56,566 --> 03:10:59,266
we'll go California I imagine it's somewhere in California
2296
03:10:59,433 --> 03:11:02,233
um maybe it's like in the valley
2297
03:11:09,200 --> 03:11:11,600
I think I'm gonna win this round guys ah
2298
03:11:13,733 --> 03:11:15,566
I spoke way too fucking soon
2299
03:11:15,566 --> 03:11:16,366
didn't I
2300
03:11:17,233 --> 03:11:19,066
oh it was South Africa
2301
03:11:20,300 --> 03:11:21,100
ah
2302
03:11:22,566 --> 03:11:23,433
yep
2303
03:11:24,366 --> 03:11:25,266
bugger
2304
03:11:26,033 --> 03:11:26,833
mmm
2305
03:11:27,433 --> 03:11:29,433
I honestly thought that was America
2306
03:11:30,300 --> 03:11:35,666
okay so I'm going to watch a South African porn
2307
03:11:36,000 --> 03:11:38,500
so let me set up for the next round
2308
03:11:38,500 --> 03:11:41,700
and we'll find out what I'm gonna be watching
2309
03:11:42,133 --> 03:11:44,133
yo DJ Hot Deck
2310
03:11:44,133 --> 03:11:46,300
drop the motherfucking beatbox dog
2311
03:11:46,333 --> 03:11:47,266
oops oops
2312
03:11:48,033 --> 03:11:49,866
bring that next level shit
2313
03:11:54,966 --> 03:11:55,900
it's what I'm talking about
2314
03:11:55,900 --> 03:11:56,900
check it out oh
2315
03:11:57,033 --> 03:11:59,166
double your sock it open your mouth quick as a Barb kicks
2316
03:11:59,166 --> 03:11:59,966
move the fucker dawg skin
2317
03:11:59,966 --> 03:12:04,633
okay so I found a video to watch called Imzansi Only Fan
2318
03:12:04,633 --> 03:12:07,866
Big Burn Imzansi Kinky Coca in public
2319
03:12:08,300 --> 03:12:10,733
and I chose it because it looks really pretty
2320
03:12:10,733 --> 03:12:14,233
it's on a beach like I like outdoor sex
2321
03:12:14,366 --> 03:12:15,633
um but this
2322
03:12:15,633 --> 03:12:17,166
I had to find it on X Hamster
2323
03:12:17,166 --> 03:12:17,933
because
2324
03:12:17,933 --> 03:12:20,900
there just wasn't anything that I really wanted to watch on Pornhub
2325
03:12:20,900 --> 03:12:26,266
so we're on X Hamster but let's get into it and see what it's like
2326
03:12:26,333 --> 03:12:28,833
uh I'm excited cause it looks really pretty
2327
03:12:29,033 --> 03:12:31,066
I love sex like outdoors
2328
03:12:32,633 --> 03:12:35,666
okay you're on you're on what what
2329
03:12:50,166 --> 03:12:52,200
okay the sound's a bit windy
2330
03:12:59,633 --> 03:13:03,233
oh my God the only thing is I can't imagine getting like sand up there
2331
03:13:03,233 --> 03:13:04,533
I'd be too scared
2332
03:13:06,100 --> 03:13:09,666
just like sitting in the sand on like my bare vagina
2333
03:13:10,400 --> 03:13:11,400
I couldn't
2334
03:13:40,400 --> 03:13:43,633
there's like a guy who's come behind a rock
2335
03:13:48,633 --> 03:13:50,800
it looks like such a pretty beach
2336
03:14:38,200 --> 03:14:40,766
the only thing that I'm a little bit
2337
03:14:40,766 --> 03:14:43,733
don't really like that much about this video is the sound
2338
03:14:43,733 --> 03:14:46,266
but it's windy so I understand that as well
2339
03:15:24,733 --> 03:15:25,533
oh
2340
03:15:37,133 --> 03:15:37,933
oh oh
2341
03:15:49,133 --> 03:15:50,500
oh oh
2342
03:15:55,500 --> 03:15:56,300
oh oh
2343
03:16:09,766 --> 03:16:10,566
oh ah
2344
03:16:56,733 --> 03:16:57,533
ah ah
2345
03:20:18,200 --> 03:20:19,000
hm
2346
03:20:21,333 --> 03:20:22,133
oh
2347
03:21:12,300 --> 03:21:13,100
oh
2348
03:21:15,600 --> 03:21:17,033
oh I'm gonna come
2349
03:21:25,000 --> 03:21:25,800
oh um
2350
03:21:55,366 --> 03:21:56,166
oh
2351
03:21:58,766 --> 03:21:59,566
okay
2352
03:22:00,533 --> 03:22:04,500
so that kind of sucked at the end
2353
03:22:04,500 --> 03:22:08,900
because it cut out before they were going to get a fuck
2354
03:22:09,700 --> 03:22:11,333
but other than that
2355
03:22:11,333 --> 03:22:15,766
I thought it was really pretty and I thought she was really pretty um
2356
03:22:15,766 --> 03:22:18,966
and it was nice scenery and everything but yeah
2357
03:22:18,966 --> 03:22:20,300
it did cut out on that bit
2358
03:22:20,300 --> 03:22:23,833
so that kind of sucked a little um
2359
03:22:23,966 --> 03:22:27,100
and the sound was a bit bad geoguesser videos
2360
03:22:27,100 --> 03:22:28,533
like the porn that I watch for
2361
03:22:28,533 --> 03:22:31,466
the geoguesser videos are always really hit or miss
2362
03:22:31,600 --> 03:22:34,633
because I usually don't have a lot of time to find them um
2363
03:22:35,166 --> 03:22:36,866
and they're not animation
2364
03:22:36,900 --> 03:22:41,000
and it's always a bit trickier with people because like
2365
03:22:41,000 --> 03:22:43,400
copyright and like shape like that
2366
03:22:43,666 --> 03:22:46,133
but I hope that you guys enjoyed watching
2367
03:22:46,166 --> 03:22:50,800
uh me play Geo Guesser and then watching me react to that porn
2368
03:22:51,233 --> 03:22:55,600
um please make sure to check out my fansly and onlyfans pages
2369
03:22:55,600 --> 03:22:58,633
if you would like to see more exclusive content of me
2370
03:22:58,766 --> 03:23:02,100
but other than that I will see you guys in the next video
2371
03:23:03,233 --> 03:23:04,033
Mwah
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