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Voilà, c 'est ici que se termine mon week -end à Paris. J 'en profite pour

remercier, vous êtes de plus en plus nombreux à me suivre. Vous n 'imaginez

nous avons dépassé la barre du million de followers.

C 'est bien pour ça, ça m 'a donné envie de vous dénicher les meilleures

destinations.

Je vous propose la semaine prochaine, je vous invite à me suivre, comme ma

nouvelle destination c 'est l 'Italie.

Ben, tu peux couper s 'il te plaît ? Merci.

J 'ai un appel à passer.

Hello? Yes, how are you?

Very well, and you?

Well, we're working on videos.

Yes, we're in Paris.

Yes, we'll see you again next weekend.

Except for Saturday, I won't be there, I'll be on a boat.

I'll tell you.

Very good.

Kisses. Ciao, ciao.

Ben, are we packing?

Yes. Great, let's go.

Come on.

Your interview was great!

Welcome to Portofino, my friends.

We shouldn't be walking on our feet.

They've arranged their three rooms.

Are you sure you don't want us to help you a little bit? Because it must have

cost a lot.

No.

Ah,

a little card.

To the attention of PAM, welcome to Portofino.

They are adorable.

A nice bottle.

Ah, friends, I'll let you settle in.

Your room is right at the end.

And we're going to start getting up.

I'll see you later.

See you soon.

We're going to have a crazy weekend.

We're very lucky to have friends like that.

I found a very nice restaurant for tonight. It's a canon.

Italian restaurant, good food.

La cazette d 'Ingres. I know.

No, darling, you can't. We already have an invitation.

We're going to do the job. And just before, I want to make a reservation.

Okay. Okay?

Yes.

So I change and we meet for tonight?

Yes.

Very nice.

Thank you.

Do you like it?

I like it, and you like it.

Can you put it on me? Can you put it on me?

Can you put it on me?

Just a moment.

I'm going to work.

Wait. Thank you.

It was... Come on, you're going to sit down or... We'll see.

I really have to look at my heart. I have a lot of images to make, a lot of

videos.

The freshness in Italy.

We are still in a small street, very charming.

Look at the windows, how they are exposed.

It's still incredible.

Wow, we are now on the port of Portofino.

Look at this beauty.

You didn't find anything?

No, I didn't find anything.

Shall we continue?

Yes.

Here we are at Portofino.

Behind me, we can see the old fishing boats.

No, it's here. Look.

No.

Yes, look for it, you'll see, it's here.

Yes, look for it, you'll see, it's here.

Wait, two people.

Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.

Ah, but you're French?

Yes, my French, you too?

Yes, yes, it's been a while.

Yes, we're here for the weekend, you too?

For me, both, because I'm influenced by travel, so I work and I travel at the

same time.

If you want, this afternoon, you can eat with us. What are you up to, darling?

With pleasure.

Ah, it's different because I had the opportunity to invite my friends, so I

won't be alone.

Too bad.

Oh, life is small, we will surely meet.

Possibly. Have a very good day. Wait, one question.

La Piazzetta?

Well, there you are.

We are at La Piazzetta, there. What's your name? We searched for half an hour.

Thank you. Well, listen.

Thank you. Have a good day. Have a good day. Goodbye.

And voila, voila. Ah, ciao, les amis. Ça y est, voilà.

D 'ailleurs, pourquoi ciao?

Tu viens ou tu pars? Non, ben, ciao.

Ça veut dire comme salut et bonjour et au revoir en italien.

Oui.

Il a toujours raison.

Bon. Et comment on dit bon appétit? C 'est la GPL, hein?

C 'est une bonne question.

Je te fais voir.

Cameriere.

On va faire manger.

Il a toujours faim.

Ah, this one.

So, I want to thank my wonderful wife for this vacation in Porto Fimino.

Tanté à vous, les amis.

Tanté. À mes vacances.

Tanté.

Oh, j 'ai oublié de vous dire.

Demain matin, je vous propose une petite promenade sur la plage Lariva.

C 'est très mignon et tellement atypique. Carrément.

Okay, so you're thinking about

a weekend in Italy? Why not?

No problem.

Bye, my love. What's that?

She said she saw you.

Is that true?

Good evening.

Good evening.

Are you alone? Can we sit down?

Yes, of course.

The beach is open to everyone.

Are you okay?

Where are your friends?

My friends? Well... What would you do if your best friend hit

your husband?

Well, I would join them. Me too.

I would see everything.

Well, yes. Being jealous for sex, it's easy.

Surtout quand on est libertin.

Avant, moi aussi j 'étais jalouse quand mon copain regardait notre fille.

Ah oui? Et maintenant?

Maintenant, le regard sera l 'amour à ses yeux.

Parfait. Très bien.

Ah dis donc.

Et qu 'est -ce qu 'on fait maintenant?

Tu viens avec nous?

Yeah, no problem.

No,

not sure.

um um

ooooh

You have all the answers.

um um

Thank you.

I'm sorry.

um um

Thank you.

Hmm.

um

This is...

Oh my god. Oh my god.

So, did you have fun?

Thank you.

Yes. I'm doing the same thing as yesterday.

No, it's because Francis Poe is very particular.

So, we're just the two of us?

Yes.

Do you think we should go out for a walk?

Yes, why not?

Shall we go out for a walk?

Yes.

I missed you.

um um um

You missed me so much.

You too.

Because with me, I'm just a woman.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Do you want to pee?

Yes.

I need to pee.

Really?

This one, let's see if I can do it.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.

I'm going to kill myself.

Like a little dog.

No, I'm going to kill you like a big dog.

No, no, no.

I'm going to kill myself.

And it's done.

I'm ready to go.

Are you ready?

Do you want to take a sip?

She's so cute.

oh oh oh oh

Fuck, I'm going to die.

Don't stop.

Go on, go on.

I don't know, do you want her to kill me or what?

You know, you're the only one in the world who never liked me.

It's normal.

Why is it normal?

I'm not your type.

Are you kidding or what?

No, I'm not kidding.

Why?

Did you forget?

I knew you before Francesco, before all your friends.

Even when we were little, we...

Non, ça va pas. J 'ai toujours le cafard après.

Après quoi?

Après ce qu 'on vient de faire.

Imagine pas m 'aller au courant.

Pourquoi aller au courant?

Parce que tout se sait dans la vie. Tout finit par ce savant.

C 'est un bon avis, ça.

Si tout est bien, on ne va pas savoir.

Si personne ne va savoir, tout le monde est content.

C 'est comme ça depuis la nuit de temps.

Et imagine, il ferait la même chose que nous.

Qui? Well, your wife and my husband.

Oh, no.

Never in his life did he have to eat in a hotel room.

Well, thank you. What do I sign?

You have to pass me the paper.

To understand.

Wait, wait, wait, I have trouble reading. I know everything.

Wait, wait, wait, what are you doing? Come, come, come. What are you doing?

are you doing, Francesco? Come with me.

Thank you.

Oh, but wait.

Isn't that the one with whom I have an appointment for the tourist guide on a

boat?

I'm not going to come.

Have you seen the good boat?

If I come, Aurora will make me sleep in the car. Never in my life. Are you sure

you won't come?

No, no, thank you. Have fun, it's better.

Okay, I'll go.

See you tonight. See you tonight.

Oh yes, and when you see Aurora, you'll tell me that you know everything.

That I know what?

No, I'm kidding.

See you tonight.

Okay. You're really sure you can't come?

Yeah, yeah, have fun.

Yes, it's good, it's good.

And you're not French?

Yes, I'm not French because my dad is French. Oh, I'm not French.

Yes, that's it.

And how long have you been doing this?

Yes, it's two years.

And yes, because I just came from France, but I come here and I work.

It's really pretty.

What are you going to show me today?

You'll see.

It's beautiful.

I'm impatient.

So I'm going to have to turn off the camera.

There's my husband with me and my friends, but at the hotel.

Thank you.

See you next time.

What are you doing alone?

Where are Francesco and Aurora?

Aurora left, Francesco, I don't know.

Where did she go?

She left, she left.

And what happened?

I sent a message, I wrote, I know everything.

It's not a joke, because she answered me, she told me the whole truth, she

me that you knew it.

It's true that I knew it since yesterday.

Since yesterday?

Yes.

But maybe I prepared my suitcases and...

I'm leaving tomorrow morning. No, no, no, no. You're going to stay with me.

But what are we going to do? We're two cuckoos here.

What are we going to do to get on my ride?

I'm going to introduce you to some friends.

Okay? Friends?

You have friends here?

Wait.

I'm going to make a call.

Hello, Alex?

Yes, hello, it's Pam.

Tell me, what are you doing tonight?

Candice, she's not here.

But you, can you come?

Great. So, I'll send you my address.

See you tonight.

Bye -bye.

And... I have another second idea.

Leave me another 30 seconds.

Go ahead, do it like that, if there's no problem. And tonight, we're going to

have a very, very good evening.

No problem.

Hello, Alison?

No, but seriously, no joke, how could you get involved in a stupid game like

that? And you, eh?

And you have all balanced, a friend of 30 years.

A friend of 30 years, no, but what should not be heard?

You put the dick in the mouth of his wife.

Listen, I think we've said everything.

So, goodbye.

Yeah, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, asshole, yeah. Eh, goodbye.

It's the duck, duck.

Hmm, I don't know what you're talking about. I don't know.

Thank you.

um um

I don't know.

Son?

Oh!

Thank you.

Thank you.

Ah!

Wow!

Thank you.

Oh!

Oh,

my God.

Thank you for the invitation.

It was great.