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Hey, stepmom. Hey, stepson. What are you doing?

Just laying down.

Just sitting around being lazy all day?

Mm -hmm.

Well, I'm going to the grocery store. You want to go?

Not really.

I'm sure. You're going to be doing nothing.

Yeah, that's a plan.

All right. Well, do you need anything?

Junk food.

Junk food.

All right. I'll be back later. All right. I'll see you.

Hey, stop mom. What are you doing?

I'm looking at the neighbors. They are so obnoxious you wouldn't even believe

the freaky shit they do.

What? Yeah, just look at it.

You see?

Yeah, I see them.

They're always up to no good.

I can see it a mile away.

Okay, well.

I was that age one time.

I'm going to go hang out with some friends or something.

Where are you going?

I'm going to hang out with some friends. Why would you do that?

Because I want to. I don't know. Because I have friends.

But, like, okay.

All right.

I'll see you later.

All right.

Dinner's at 5.

All right.

Oh, hey. I was just walking my friends. You need help with your groceries?

Hey, yeah, that would be great.

Yeah. I'm Josh, by the way.

I'm Josh.

I'm Jamie.

I'm Jamie. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. You're the neighbor?

Yeah. Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

Right over here? Yeah, thank you so much. Yeah, no problem.

So, right here?

Yeah, that's perfect.

Thank you again so much. I appreciate it. Yeah, no problem. Anytime.

I appreciate it. I have a big, strong muscle behind the view. Yeah, I got you.

You work out?

A little bit.

I probably do work and stuff like that.

Wait, I'm seeing somebody.

I'm sorry.

I mean, I don't say anything.

I know, but he's like never around. He's always at work and stuff, but... Well,

you know, I'm always right next door.

Yeah, aren't you a cable son?

Yeah, but that doesn't matter.

Are you sure?

Yeah, I'm not going to say anything.

You're sure? What did you find out?

I've always been in the Cougars.

Yeah? Yeah.

Oh, God.

Let's see how you're...

world skills are before we take it any further okay i can show you how good i

at that yeah

Who was it? Oh, my God, you cannot tell your father about this.

Why shouldn't I? Some random guy's just eating you out on the kitchen table.

Oh, my gosh.

I'm so sorry.

Your father's just, like, never around. He's always at work.

I'm sorry.

I'm going to have to tell him. You can't cheat on my dad like that. You can't

tell him.

You can't tell him. I'll do anything. You cannot tell him.

I'll do anything.

I want to, like, see what he was doing.

Are you sure? That's weird.

Is it as weird as you getting eaten out on the kitchen counter?

Okay, you promise you won't tell them.

You have to promise me. If I can see. I have the leverage here. You're just

getting eaten out.

You eat here.

Apparently other people do too.

What? Okay, you saw. That's it. You promised you will not tell him.

Me? You promised.

For now.

Go to your room. Go.

Get out of here.

Fuck yeah.

Where were you?

Jorge's. Really?

Yeah. Oh, yeah? Next door? Yeah. Hmm.

I'd like to hear all about that because you know what?

You smell like pussy.

No, I don't. You were out... Relevanting with that hussy again. Were you?

No, I wasn't. No, this is enough. I've had enough. We're going next door. If

that's who you say you were with, we are going right next door. Right now.

Are you serious, mom? Let's go.

Oh, my God. Why are we doing this? It's a great show, sweetheart.

Huh? Me?

What are you doing?

What?

I'm doing that.

What is happening around here?

Excuse me.

No, I don't. I don't. When my son comes home smelling like pussy.

I do not know what you're talking about. Oh, you don't know what I'm talking

about? No, he just saw me carrying the groceries.

Oh, really?

Is that all that was?

Yeah. Sounds so innocent.

So you are spying? Wait.

You look like you know something.

Well, it was him that was doing it.

What are you?

You said you wouldn't say anything.

Are you kidding me right now?

Are you kidding me?

gosh. I've been watching you for a while now, and I see... So you are spying?

Well, I'm not spying, but I see your salacious behavior all the time. What

you, neighborhood watch? Yeah, basically, someone has to keep our

Oh, my gosh. They're safe. They're fine. They're perfectly fine.

Strapping young men.

Oh, yeah?

Oh, yeah? Yeah. You just broke into our house.

You know what? I've had enough of this conversation.

If you are going to fuck around with my son...

I'm going to fuck around with your son. I'm going to suck his dick right now.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

I'm going to do it. I'm going to suck this dick.

Oh, my God.

Yep. Oh, my God.

It could be you, Mom. Showing him what's right.

What is going on here? You know what?

I'm going to suck your son's dick. I fucking dare you.

Now you can actually see who does it better because I raised this boy right.

You know what?

Yeah. What?

I do it better. I don't think so.

Yeah. She's doing pretty good, Mom.

Don't even.

What are you doing?

All you do is suck on the tip. You're a fucking pervert.

How's that for just a tip?

You're barely even paying attention to the balls. You could be kinder.

Are you fucking kidding me right now?

Tell your mom how good this fucking is right now.

Shut up. How dare you

speak to my son that way?

Mom, you're not good at sucking dick.

I don't want to hear any of that.

I'm a mean cocksucker.

Tell him.

Tell him I'm a mean cocksucker.

She's a mean cocksucker. That's right.

It's not right.

It's not right. I like what you're doing.

I like that. I like that.

Josh, how's my mom?

Is she good?

Why are you asking me how your mom's doing?

Fuck. I just want to know how it feels. Okay, well, that's a lot.

It feels good, doesn't it? Yeah.

You love it.

You're giving me that glub glub mouth, Allison.

Really?

Wow. Okay.

My hands are bigger.

I hope you choke on that.

You would.

Oh, well, you obviously have never appreciated yours.

Look at this dick.

Look at this.

And it's all up in my fucking business.

Really?

Your mom's kind of a fucking slut.

Oh, she was weird.

Oh, really?

That's not weird?

What's weird about that?

I mean, there's nothing that could get weirder right now, so I guess... Oh, is

that her?

Wow.

I'm really going for it.

She's trying to.

It's just because I want her to suck dick.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

No, this is not that kind of party, honey.

Just enjoy what you're getting and just be happy with that. What the fuck is

wrong with you anyway?

Why would you?

I just wanted to see how it felt.

Are you curious too?

Is that what's happening?

Yeah, kind of. Wait, oh, sweetheart.

What? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

No. Just.

Can you believe these lawyers?

What, two's always better than one?

Pretty much.

Huh.

Maybe you should just appreciate what you're being given.

Okay.

I appreciate that I give a bunch better blowjob than that bitch.

on your face.

Yeah? Yeah, I do.

Are you kidding me?

I trained my son right. He knows exactly how to eat pussy and he's going to do

the right thing.

Mom, I never got to eat your pussy.

Okay, you even wear panties. What kind of person are you?

Get my grounding here.

Round two.

So

good.

Well, at least your husband told him how to do this right.

He clearly couldn't keep himself in his own house, but at least he's doing the

right thing now.

Oh, my God.

He's doing the right thing.

Oh, he's so good at it. Oh, my God.

I bet you my son's better at it, though.

There you go.

Oh, honey, we do need to get a haircut, though, okay?

Okay.

Oh, my God, that feels so fucking good.

Sweetheart, don't look at me. I'm eating your pussy.

It's weird.

Oh, my God.

Josh,

don't look at me either. That's very weird.

I'm not looking at you. You were, though. I saw you. Your eyes were at my

Oh, my God.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh,

yeah.

Oh,

Tyler, you've got fucking to do. Yes, yes, yes. You do that so fucking good,

baby. Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, dude, I told you to stop looking at me.

You can't help that. You can't wait.

Oh.

Josh, you can't look at me either.

Remember earmuff?

Now we need goggles.

What do you think about that?

Oh, my God.

Do you think you can tell me? Do you think you can tell me?

Tell me all about it. Tell me how

much it's fucking tight.

Make your mom jealous.

Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh shit. Oh my

god.

You had to take your car away.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah. You're the one that sent you under the sun.

Yeah, I do.

How tight is my mom's pussy, bro?

What? Dude, you should try it sometime. How tight is it? Why would you do that?

I don't know how it feels, mom.

Oh, my God.

You should try it sometime, dude.

What? What?

Try it sometime. This isn't some fucking merry -go -round.

Oh, Lord.

Can you just keep fucking me and shut up?

Oh, wow.

He's pretty when he's quiet.

He's pretty when he's quiet.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

Please don't look at me.

Please don't look at me.

to yourself there, over there, right?

Know your role.

Oh my God.

Yeah, he was sucking his friend's mom.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Right in front of her.

Because she couldn't keep her dirty little hands to herself.

So sometimes he would eat his little lessons.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh,

fuck. Oh,

fuck. Oh,

fuck.

Yeah, you like those big fucking tits?

Yeah, tell me about it.

She's so fucking wet, right?

I don't like hearing you talk like that, Joshua.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Fucking kids, I know that for sure.

I don't want to hear that.

You're right.

Clearly.

Son, what are you doing? No, this is very close to home.

I'm trying to get in better.

Okay, well, since you put it that way, try not to hit my face.

Oh, fuck.

I'm so sorry. Well, keep it in the hole.

It's just so wet.

Oh, my God.

We'll say.

I'm proud of you.

I'm so sorry. That one's twice now.

It's just so wet. I know it's very wet. It's beautiful. But you need to, like,

have some grace.

Jesus. Thanks for spreading it open, though.

Of course.

I'm here for you.

Oh,

wow.

Look at you. Yeah,

you're really going to town on that.

There you go.

Sweetheart, what are you doing?

It would really be unfortunate if dad were to find out about all of this and

everything else.

You won't tell him. I won't.

Aww. Aww.

What if dad just finds out someday?

We didn't think about it.

Well, Mom, it would be kind of unfortunate if Dad found out.

You would tell your father?

I'm not saying I would, but somebody else could.

Well, I wouldn't want that to happen.

Well, I mean... Okay.

Yeah? Yeah.

You ready, Mom?

Let me open it up for you.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

at least I can't see. That makes it weird.

Oh, my God.

Oh, that's so funny. That's so fucking good.

No, I'm not going to tell him. Oh, you can't. Oh, my God. That's so nasty. So

yours. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, please. Oh,

please.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, please.

Oh, my God. It's so nasty what's in your stomach. I have

a great view of your son's fucking knee right now.

Oh, my God. It's so fucking hot.

Oh, my God.

Stop.

This

is new.

Well, I like to teach you new things.

Your fucking neighbor.

Yeah, I fuck you better than my dad.

Don't tell him that, though.

That's the kind of statement that might get you grounded.

Oh, shit.

Oh my God.

Give it to us

You guys are sure you're not going to tell your dad?