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(grand music)

(water plopping)

(light guitar music)

- Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners,

now and at the hour of our death.

Hail Mary full of grace, the Lord is with thee.

Mary full of grace, the Lord is with thee.

Blessed art thou among men

and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus.

Mary Mother of God, pray for us sinners now.

Oh fuck.

Oh!

Forgive me.

I had no control over my body.

Forgive me, Father.

(somber music)

- [Salvidar] There's no water.

In your font, there's no water.

- [Priest] Excuse me?

- [Salvidar] I can't bless myself.

- [Priest] Please take off your hat, my son.

You are in the house of God.

I said please take your hat off,

you are in the house of the Lord.

(tense music)

- There's no water.

- The vessel has a crack in it.

- There's no water.

Why is that?

- I meant to fix it.

I didn't get around to it.

- Are all sins equal here?

In the eyes of God?

- Yeah of course, all sins are equal, yes.

- Well the worst of sinners,

they want all sins equal, don't they?

In the eyes of God?

Do you believe that God can make that vessel whole again?

- [Priest] Yes, of course.

- You believe stealing a truck?

That would be the same as stealing little boys' innocence?

- What?

(bell tolling)

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute, who are you?

- You recognize that boy?

Do you know the boy?

- Oh god!

- You didn't answer the question.

I said do you know the boy?

- Is this going to take long?

- Shut your mouth.

That's not the question I'm asking.

The community trusted you. - No, no, no, no.

- The people of this town, they trusted you.

The church trusted you,

and God trusted you!

And you destroyed the boy

and you destroyed a child!

- No, I'm innocent!

I've been washed in the blood of Jesus, please.

- You've been washed in the blood of Jesus?

Is that it?

(tense music)

I asked you a question!

What's on the agenda today?

- Today?

Just him.

- I'm talking about tonight, what's the plan?

- [Willy Red] Tonight's the bachelor party.

- No I ain't doing no bachelor party, honey.

- Bachelor party.

- No.

I ain't doing no bachelor party, are you crazy?

I just stopped a genocide in Darfour.

I saved the branch of the video.

- I don't come up

with these things. - I stopped the Charles Manson

murder massacre.

You're talking to me about-- - We can leave be on the way.

- I told you to get

on your knees! - You can't fight here

before God and you!

- We need to get your show on the road.

- Shut up!

I need something straight here!

You think his love is what,

is so pure?

Do you feel perfectly justified?

I'm gonna tell you a story now

about five little boys.

Five little lambs.

Five little lambs

who lost their way, lost in the field.

You know who saved them?

Let's see if you can save them.

(breathing heavily)

- [Man] Help!

(light rock music)

- [Woman] Hi sonny, it's Ma.

I really miss you, but me and Dad go out of town tonight.

I just don't, call grandma.

Tomorrow's the big day.

Your dad would be so proud.

I love you.

(beeping)

- Just hurry your ass up, go.

(clinking)

Here you go.

I'm just saying.

- [Allison] Pick you up around 1:30

and drop you off at the drophouse.

It's on the way (mumbling)

I love you.

(beeping)

(honking)

- [Shane] Let's go!

- Yeah, man,

woo! - Hey buddy, you ready?

- Ready, let's go!

- How did he afford a jet?

♪ I love you all

- He can't.

It's his daddy.

(zooming)

- I want a jet.

- What are you gonna do with a jet?

- Fly.

Hollywood!

Hey, you guys can't go out there.

- Hey man! - What's going on?

Rick Rules ain't got nothing on you.

- [Shane] I drove that.

- How you doing, man?

Monster truck.

Hey, had into any trouble getting into that thing?

- [Shane] No.

- Better use a stepladder.

♪ Na na na na na na na

♪ Na na na na na na na

- Sarah.

That's totally hot.

Sarah was hot.

- Sarah was so not hot. (laughing)

- See, that's what I'm talking about.

You always like the big girls.

Cindy.

- That is not true!

No I didn't.

- Yeah you did.

- Sandy Fuseton. - Oh my god.

(laughing)

- Careful.

- I will.

- I have a bad feeling about this.

- Nothing's gonna happen.

- Why are you going to Mexico?

- Allison, it's a bachelor party.

I should be able to do this

without you giving me such a hard time.

- I know, why did you let Derek plan this?

- Look, let me just go and have a good time with the guys.

It's my bachelor party.

I'll be back tomorrow.

- I can't believe we're getting married.

Just be careful.

I love you.

(laughing)

- That's not true.

(boys cheering)

- Now we're talking.

- Come on.

- Are you ready, are you ready?

- Catch up, boy.

- We are going to Mexico!

- Yeah we are.

- Are you ready for this?

(laughing)

- Yeah, I don't think so.

- Can I get you guys anything else?

- Yeah, yeah, another pitcher please.

- Oh wait, dude.

We probably should go pretty soon.

- What are you talking about, I just got here.

- [Tindol] We're fine.

- Could I get water?

- Sure.

Let me know if you guys need anything else.

- Water?

Did you just order water?

- What?

- Excuse me.

- I'll get your water.

- To Shane.

Who has the biggest balls of any of us here.

(snorting)

I remember the last time we went to Mexico

we all made a little bet.

- That's not fair.

(laughing)

- Oh yeah, oy!

- Guys, guys, hold on, six years ago.

- Shit ,that's right, oh shit!

- As I recall, the last,

the guy who hooked up with the fattest chick

won the biggest balls award!

(laughing)

- Right, here we go.

To Shane!

- To Junior!

- And his humongous balls.

(laughing)

- She was pretty big.

- She wasn't even that big.

- Oh bull-- - Shit!

- You know what's funny?

You always had a thing for big girls.

(boys laughing)

(man mumbling)

- I told you.

- Didn't he?

- Guys, the more cushion,

the better the pushin'!

- Man, that was disturbing. - Come on!

- Don't ever do that again.

Don't ever do that again,

I'm not gonna be able to sleep.

- You might wanna do a little come back in, thank you.

Seriously, that's gross.

- I don't wanna ever see that again.

- [Shane] We're out.

- Oh, oh!

Yeah!

I love you, I love you, I do.

(boys laughing)

- Nice.

I'll get you your water.

- All right.

I'm sorry, can we get our actor, we're all finished here.

I mean waiter. (laughing)

What?

No, don't you get it?

I was joking with Wil

because Wil's in acting?

- Not funny, man.

- [Shane] 'Cause they're waiters.

- Yeah we get it.

Yeah we get it. - C'mon, that's funny.

- [Tindol] It's not funny.

- We get it man.

It is funny, man.

But we still don't think it's funny.

(crackling)

Son of a bitch.

- You okay?

- [Wil] Fuck, something in my neck.

- What's wrong?

- [Shane] What happened,

what's wrong? - I don't know, man.

Something in my neck popped

when I was reaching

down grabbing you. - Did you pull something?

- My neck, it's like sometimes if I just,

(cracking) - Oh my god! (screaming)

(laughing)

What an asshole!

- Shane squealed like a girl. - It's not funny.

(laughing)

See me here laughing.

- [Tindol] Squealed like a little girl.

- It was like four octaves.

- Way to go, Doc.

- You're gonna be a great doctor, great doctor,

you got it all under control.

- All right, all right.

Well.

Uh-uh-uh.

Okay.

To Ryan's last night, to my main man Ryan's

and to not remembering.

(laughing) - No, man.

(cheering)

♪ Here's to brother Ryan, brother Ryan, brother Ryan

♪ Here's to brother Ryan who's with us tonight

♪ He's happy, he's jolly

♪ He's fucked up by golly

♪ So drink motherfucker, drink motherfucker

♪ Drink motherfucker, drink motherfucker

♪ Drink motherfucker, drink motherfucker

♪ Drink motherfucker, drink motherfucker

♪ Drink motherfucker, drink motherfucker drink

(pattering)

(breathing heavily)

- I can't see it.

I mean for all the good you've done here,

just to be remembered for transgressions

against a little boy.

Why?

- I didn't have a choice.

I can't help myself.

- No you had a choice, and you chose.

How do you wish to be absolved?

- I believe in the forgiveness of Christ.

- In the forgiveness of Christ?

Let me show you how that came about.

(upbeat music)

♪ I listen to you say that you're gonna go away

♪ Gonna fly the coop, looking for the route

♪ Looking for a flag of freedom

♪ But don't leave me

♪ When did you decide you're leaving me behind

♪ You're grabbing all the cash

♪ There it sits up on the dash

♪ Knife is in my back, I'm bleeding

♪ Don't leave me

♪ And if you're looking

(glass shattering) ♪ for the flag of freedom

♪ Why leave me

- [Tindol] Yeah baby.

♪ 'Cause if you're looking for the flag of freedom

♪ It ain't free

♪ Look at who you are driving in your car

♪ Taking all the bait

♪ Now you're filled with all the hate

♪ Wearing your badge of freedom

- [Tindol] Shane, give me another beer, Wil you?

- [Shane] A what?

- [Tindol] A beer.

- [Derek] Another?

(boys laughing)

- [Ryan] Seriously.

- [Shane] A pale Wil, yo.

- [Tindol] I've never heard of a bigger group of pussies.

Don't drink too much, don't drink too much.

- Do you know how many calories that stuff

has in it?

- Oh shut up.

- I could gain 10 pounds in a week

drinking that shit.

- I can't believe I'm hearing this shit

come out of your mouth.

- What?

- Are you kidding me?

- Each one of those has like,

- No, no, no, drive.

Just drive.

(zooming)

- What are you, 275, 285, 295?

- Jerk off.

- [Shane] Ouch! (laughing)

- 300 pounds.

- [Tindol] Just drive!

- Did you guys ever hear about the time

that Tindol passed out of the bar at the tap?

- Oh, no, no, no, no.

Don't start this shit.

You tell this story all the time and it's not true.

It's bullshit. - Oh, yes, yes.

As you guys know, Tindol and I were roommates

our first year of college.

It's the place that he also stole the beer

from the blind guy.

- Bullshit, no, bullshit.

What, no, that was not me.

- Yes it was so. - Listen!

I'm telling you, you always said

that that wasn't me.

- Damn, Tindol.

- That was not me, that was not me.

- That was so you!

Okay, look, that's another story.

Anyway, whatever. - It was him.

- Then I transferred to the University.

- University?

You didn't go to no University,

you went to that junior college in that strip mall.

He's the only guy I know

that's been to like 20 different schools.

- 11, 11.

- Whatever.

- 11, four of them

were Universities. - Sorry, sorry, yeah.

11, right, 11, that makes it much better.

11 different schools and he never graduates!

- Anyway, anyway.

- I came close.

- You're brave, you're brilliant too.

- Whatever, man.

Anyway, then I went to another school

and Tindol went and enlisted in the Army.

So one time he comes to visit me on one of his leaves.

And we go to this bar.

It's like two a.m. and they're trying

to clear everybody out.

Well I can't find Tindol.

I just figured that he'd go taking some more skank again.

(boys laughing)

Well, I've gotta take a piss.

So I go to the bathroom.

When I walk in, who do I find?

- [Shane] Skank.

- Tindol.

(laughing)

He's standing at the urinal

and he's got his forehead pressed against the wall

and he's got his little pecker in his hand

and he's passed out like this in front of the urinal

and his jeans are soaking wet

because he pissed himself. (laughing)

- Bullshit.

- [Wil] What, that's bullshit?

- You don't know what you're talking about.

- I don't know what I'm talking about?

- No.

(laughing)

You got part of it wrong.

- I got part of it wrong, which part was that?

- My pecker ain't little.

(boys booing)

Ladies love it.

Ladies love the large man.

You would know, Shane.

- [Wil] How would you know that, Shane?

- Tindol came into my office.

He thought he had a testicular growth.

(laughing)

Tindol's come in 15 times already.

(laughing)

And he keeps bringing plastic forks.

I'm glad you find that funny.

He keeps telling me to take off the gloves.

(laughing)

So then what happened?

- What do you mean what happened?

- Well he was passed out.

I mean did you wake him up?

- [Wil] Yeah I woke him up and we left.

- Did you carry him out?

- Shane, that's the end of the story.

- Well if you tried, you got piss on yourself.

- Junior! - Shut up!

God, shut up.

You are so retarded. - Thank god he's not

gonna be a brain surgeon.

- You're gonna be like the first retarded doctor

with a specialization in anal probes.

(laughing)

- [Shane] Tindol's made an appointment yesterday.

- That's right.

Haha, bitch!

- Put on some music.

- Hey Wil, can you pull over?

I gotta take a piss.

(light music)

- [Shane] So what do you think happens when you die?

- [Wil] I don't know.

I just know that I don't have all the answers.

It's okay.

- [Ryan] I don't know, man.

You sound like my mom.

Allison brings this shit up to me all the time.

No offense.

- It doesn't bother me, man.

I don't have to live with her.

- Shane, you're the doctor.

Why don't you tell us?

- I don't know, man.

I guess being a doctor makes me think,

I don't know.

I just don't see how it all comes together.

- What do you mean?

- I've just seen some shit that science can't explain.

- Well I've seen plenty of shit

that the bible can't explain.

- I'm not accountable to you.

- You play God.

You play God for me.

Christ carried his cross.

- What do you mean?

- The Gospel according to Luke, Chapter 13.

- The fig tree?

- What was wrong with that tree?

- It bore no fruit.

- You bear no fruit.

That makes you barren.

- Christ commanded that the tree not be cut down,

that it be given time.

- Time?

Time to do what?

- No. - Yes.

- I claim the Scripture that I be forgiven.

- Forgiven, no, no.

You play with the words of Christ

to cut a stinking deal!

- God has forgiven me!

- What do you think,

that someone who's done something as demented as--

- Others have done worse and they're forgiven!

- There ain't nothing worse than what you did!

Nothing!

(scraping)

You gonna sit here now, light a few candles,

and then get away with it?

It's all gonna go away?

- [Priest] I loved him.

I loved him.

- How do you twist in your perverted mind

the love that exists here in the bible

for what, the lust that exist in your loins?!

In your loins!

- It wasn't lust.

I cared for that boy very much.

- I'm doing a lot more work right now

than I'm supposed to be doing.

We're gonna move on to the next station.

What is it?

- Simon carried the cross for Jesus.

- Simon carried the cross.

Get on your knees.

- Since I moved out on the West Coast

I've studied everything from the Buddha to the bible.

Even got mixed up in a cult once.

- So what do you think?

- Like everything else in life,

the more I learn,

the less I know.

- [Shane] What do you think happens when you die?

- [Wil] Seems like the more that I study all this shit,

it comes around full circle.

- What are you, born again Jesus freak?

(laughing)

- Just like I said, I think it's all personal.

I don't need a church to talk to God.

God definitely doesn't need a church

to talk to me.

- [Shane] So wait, what do you mean?

- I just think that God has a way of getting your attention

when he wants to.

(banging)

(revving)

- Hey I got a question for you guys.

Has anyone ever seen a dead body?

- [Tindol] Junior.

- No, I'm serious.

- Ah, you know I don't really remember.

- [Shane] What's the last thing you remember about it?

- [Tindol] Shane!

(somber music)

- Phone call.

- Phone call?

- Yeah I remember getting this phone call from,

I was away at school and

I answered the phone, it was my Dad.

He sounded different, you know?

He told me he had to tell me something.

He told me he had a brain tumor,

he had to have surgery.

So what now?

I couldn't say anything.

I didn't know what to say to him.

It was unreal, it was like someone else's life.

So I pretended that it was.

I just shut down.

I didn't go home, I didn't call him,

I didn't see him.

I think I thought that if I,

if I didn't think about it,

if I didn't call him and talk to him

and go home and see him with my own two eyes

it wasn't real.

Then he was gone.

I never even got to say goodbye.

And that phone call,

the phone call was the last conversation

I ever had with him.

The phone call.

- [Shane] I'm sorry.

(zooming)

(light Mexican guitar music)

(speaking in foreign language)

- Tomas, I'm going for this.

- Yeah if you go to number eight, it's free.

- [Tindol] What a great deal, what a great deal, of course.

(counting in foreign language)

- [Shane] He's gonna beat you.

(buzzing)

(cheering)

- Wil, Ernesto.

Some real American tough guys.

You think you can beat my friend here?

- Look man, we're just--

- I got 20 bucks says he can.

- Look, this is so stupid, let's go.

- Shut up, pussy.

20 bucks says my man can go higher than your gorilla.

- Okay (speaking in foreign language).

You got yourself a deal.

- [Man] Here, take this one, take this one.

- But what if I can't?

- [Man] You have to hold hands, hold hands.

- Come on, man, you got this. - You just did it,

you just did it. - You ready, you ready?

(talking over each other)

(counting in foreign language)

- You ain't got shit, greaser!

You ain't got shit!

(cheering and shouting)

(cheering)

Haha, that's what I'm talking about!

Pay up, Susie!

- No, no, no, no.

We do the best out of three.

- Oh, bullshit! - What, we won!

- Pay up, greaser.

- What did you say?

- Look, we made a bet, man.

We won.

- Yeah, be a man and pay up.

- We don't pay you shit.

- Look, man, just let it go.

They're not worth it. - What do you wanna do, puta?

- No let's go.

We're here for a bachelor party, man.

These assholes are-- - Get out the fucking way!

- Get him out of here!

It's not worth it!

- Tell your little midget to shut up.

- What did you call me?

I'll fuck you up!

- [Ryan] It's not worth it, man.

- You fucking gorilla can suck my dick!

- Don't, don't!

Go, go, fucking crazy, get out of here.

(shouting over each other)

(breathing heavily)

- [Man] (whimpering) Oh god!

- Let's go, give me the remote.

- [Shane] No.

- Give the remote, turn off the TV.

- Yeah let's go.

- You guys ready? - Yo, I'm ready.

(clearing throat)

- We're not ready. - Guys, we're not ready.

(laughing)

- That's great man, what does it say?

Oh my god.

- [Boys] Eatin' ain't cheatin'! (laughing)

- You guys gotta be kidding.

Look at this shit, I'm not wearing--

- Pink 'cause you're, oh you're not wearing it?

Big boy.

Oh yeah you're putting it on.

- Enough!

All right, all right, all right, all right!

All right, all right, all right!

All right, all right, thank god, jeez.

- But seriously, pink is your color, look at this.

Oh, that is so hot. - Wait, let him put it on,

it's gonna creep me out.

(laughing)

- [Tindol] Hey, I call him as I see him.

Give me the bag, give me the bag.

- That's right, that's right. - Oh my, ow.

- Oh wait, I blame Ron. - Oh, yeah.

- I can't believe I'm wearing this.

- [Wil] What are you doing?

- [Tindol] What?

- [Wil] Do you still put lotion in your hair?

- [Ryan] Who puts lotion in his hair?

- It makes it feel soft.

Besides, all the ladies in Mexico

love my soft head.

(screaming and laughing)

Get off me, you faggot.

- [Ryan] Hey man, get that bag.

- Leave it, man.

- No, no, I'm just gonna leave my wallet.

- Leave it here.

You don't wanna be carrying around that much money

with you all night.

- [Ryan] Thank you, I'm a big boy.

I can take care of myself.

- You are.

(laughing) - It'll be good.

(tapping)

(snorting)

- We got you covered.

- Hey, just a little extra.

- Put the shit away, let's go.

Come on, come on.

Mexico, baby, yeeha!

- Come on, Derek. - Let's go.

- [Wil] Hey guys, guys.

One little thing, shotgun!

- [Tindol] No, no, no!

- All right, get in, get in.

No bitch, no bitch, no bitch.

Get in, get in.

(laughing)

(car starting)

- [Derek] Man, too many hamburgers.

He's on his diet.

- Whoah, hey!

(laughing)

(Spanish music and singing)

(speaking in foreign language)

- [Wil] This Mexican water's tore my ass up or something.

(grunting)

So how do you feel about tomorrow?

- I'm all right.

- [Wil] (chuckling) You sure?

- To Dr. Shane Kelly.

- Whoah, hold up.

Hey, can I get what they're having?

- It's jab thing.

Don't listen to me tell you that.

(clinking)

- Hey, to Junior. (laughing)

We should probably go pretty soon.

- Hey Derek.

Can you give me a hand with something?

- [Derek] Yeah sure.

- Doctor said I'm not supposed to lift anything heavy.

(laughing)

I'm about sick of his shit.

- [Shane] What do you wanna do?

- I ain't going anywhere with that piece of shit.

I'ma take a piss.

And I say me and you find some pussy, huh?

Right!

(groaning)

Hey, you two little pillow biters

making out in the bathroom again?

- I don't know how I'm supposed to feel.

Maybe it's normal.

- [Wil] It's okay to be nervous.

- What, I feel fine.

- What?

(snoring)

Oh shit. (laughing)

Dude, you gotta see this.

Look it. (laughing)

- No way.

I'll check him,

did he piss himself? - Don't, don't wake him up.

- Did he piss himself?

- No, no.

Oh he's holding it, he's holding it.

- Just hold on.

Hold on one second.

- Dude, what are you doing?

- Shh. - What are you doing?

(laughing)

Mexico, woo!

- Dammit, Tindol man,

I bet you pissed yourself! - Pussies!

(laughing)

Pussies!

Oh, fuck!

(funky dance music)

(song in foreign language)

- Let me ask you something.

You ever think about getting married?

- Every day.

- What if it doesn't work out?

- You can't go into a marriage thinking

that if it doesn't work out

you'll just get divorced.

- I'm not saying that now--

- It can't be an option.

- The divorce or the marriage?

- You're setting yourself up to fail.

Let me ask you something.

Do you see yourself growing old with her?

- What do you mean?

- When you picture yourself in 50 years,

do you see yourself with her?

- Hey guys.

- What's the matter, boy?

You look like you'd seen a ghost. (laughing)

- [Ryan] What's up?

- Hey, you guys ready?

- You know what?

I don't like you, boy.

- Tindol, shut up.

- Fuck you, Wil!

I'm a veteran!

- What, you're a veterinarian?

- Fuck you!

You don't even know who your friends are anymore.

- What are you talking about?

- Fuck you, Mr. I'm the star of my own TV show called

I'm an actor and I'm better than all my friends.

- [Shane] Hey, I think we better hang out here

for a little while until he cools down.

- I don't think we should split up.

- No, let him go.

- I don't like you, boy.

- [Shane] Let him go.

- Maybe we should go our separate ways

and meet back at the hotel in a few hours.

- Somebody's gotta stay with him.

- You'll make a great doctor.

- Regardless of where you wind up tonight,

meet back at the car by nine o'clock in the morning.

- Ooh!

- Nine o'clock.

- We'll be there.

I promise you that we'll be there.

- All right, later, Doc.

- Asshole.

- Pussy!

Pussy.

Fuck you!

What?

(somber music)

- Classy place.

- Yeah, Tindol would love this.

Where's Derek going?

- I don't know.

- [Ryan] What is this place?

- You know the part in the movie

where the guy walks in the haunted house

and you're like "Don't do it!"?

- [Ryan] Uh huh.

- Don't go in there or you're gonna die?

- Yeah I hate that part.

- Exactly.

- [Ryan] This isn't so bad.

- Whatever you say, man.

It's your funeral.

(dance music)

- Hey, hey, here.

What do you think, Ryan?

- It's good.

- How'd you find this place?

- I have my connections.

I'm hooked up in this country, man.

They love me here.

- Yeah well where's everybody else?

- Weaving through the crowd.

It's good, man.

I'll take care of you, trust me.

- All right.

- Hey.

You want a dance?

- What, you?

Nah, I'm all right.

- (laughing) You can do whatever you want here, man.

How about you, Wil?

- It's his night.

- [Waitress] Can I get you boys a drink?

(speaking in foreign language)

And a pack of cigaros.

Wait, wait, wait.

Can you get a girl here for my friend?

He's getting married (speaking in foreign language)

- No, no, I'm--

- Ah, okay.

- I'm fine right now.

I'm fine right now.

- What's the problem?

She doesn't care, bro, she's a whore.

- Oh she's a whore, oh.

Well why didn't you say so?

- You fight evil.

You have hands down

the most important and honorable job.

- Huh?

- On this planet.

The whole planet.

(coughing)

Can I have some of that?

- Uh-uh.

- Why?

- You don't smoke.

- I do.

I did.

(coughing) (laughing)

- Ah, here we go, what's this?

What've you got?

Oh whoah, don't smell it,

just down it, man.

- Are you gonna tell me what this is?

- To your last night.

- To my last night and not remembering it, right?

All right.

Mm, ugh!

What the hell is that?

- It's Mexican moonshine, man.

- Oh my god.

(laughing)

Oh, fucking hurts, man.

- I'll be right back, man.

I gotta take a piss.

- You ever had anything like that before?

- Derek, (speaking in foreign language)

- [Derek] I'm good.

- Uh huh.

I haven't seen you around for a while, Derek.

I was beginning to think that maybe

you forgot about your friends down here.

- I know, I know.

I've been really busy.

- Should I even ask you what you want

or do you have some money for me by chance?

- Well, I'm actually here for a bachelor party, and,

I just wanted to see if you know, I could...

- Bachelor party?

- [Derek] Yeah, yeah.

I'm just down here for the night

with some friends.

- Sit down, Derek.

- I'm fine.

- Pretty please, sit down?

Let me ask you something.

How's our furniture business, or better yet

how's our furniture business?

- I've gotten a little behind on my payments

but I'm gonna, you know.

- Mhmm.

Rosa?

(speaking in foreign language)

(speaking in foreign language)

Two grand?

Derek, I know in my heart

that you didn't come down into my place

without at least some of the money that you owe me.

- I was just hoping to score a few pumps

for my buddy's bachelor party, is all.

I'll have the money for you.

- You should have just stuck to selling

the goddamn furniture.

Instead, you became a coke head.

- [Derek] I'll have the money for you

by next weekend, I promise.

- I wanna play a little game.

Come here, Derek.

Come on, it's okay Derek, come on.

It's a little game that my father taught me.

You know what, the eeny meeny miney moe,

a lot of kids know, catch a tiger, yeah.

I wanna play a little game.

I think between you and your two bachelor party

(speaking in foreign language) friends down there

we might find a way to get some of the money tonight, yeah?

(hip hop music)

And I want to figure out

which gringo has the most money in his pocket.

Eeny meeny miney moe,

catch a gringo by his toe.

If he hollers, make him pay.

- Him.

The one with the brown hair,

he's getting married tomorrow.

He has a shitload of cash in his pocket.

- Poof.

(popping)

It's okay Derek, relax, it's okay. (laughing)

It's gonna be okay.

We're gonna get my money, right?

- I don't wanna get them involved.

He's getting married tomorrow.

- Rosa. (speaking in foreign language)

You got them involved (speaking in foreign language)

when you brought them in my house.

Now I want you to go down with your

bachelor party (speaking in foreign language) friends

and you tell the one with the brown hair

that you're gonna get him a special dance

and Rosa's gonna take care of him.

And you, at least to me you're gonna be a hero.

(speaking in foreign language)

'Cause we're gonna get my money.

Leave me alone.

Get out.

(speaking in foreign language)

- Who do you choose?

Who's gonna die?

Who do you choose?

- No.

- Who's gonna die?

Who's gonna die?

- Left to God, left to God

with another's life.

- You're gonna choose!

(trilling and shouting)

We got that music!

Bring the booze!

- Ayay, yeah!

(tense rock music)

(speaking in foreign language)

- This man right there.

- No, no, no, no, no!

I cannot choose!

- Listen, get over here.

- Oh God teach them another!

- How about the snake in the grass?

- No, no! - Who do you like?

How about him?

Sold his best friend out for a thousand bucks, huh?

What's that?

Who leaves a beautiful fiancee for that for what?

- I cannot choose! - What,

to get laid in Mexico?

- [Priest] No, no, please.

- There!

How about the pretty boy?

The movie star?

Wants to go to Hollywood.

- No! - You're gonna choose, yeah!

Oh, how about him, he's perfect!

What are you talking about, goddamit?

He's perfect to you, now choose!

- Hallowed be they name,

thy kingdom come, thy will be done.

- Yeah?

You pray for him! - No, no!

(speaking in foreign language)

- Yeah, there we go, there we go!

No, no, no, no!

(speaking in foreign language)

- [Derek] Oh yeah baby!

- Look at him, Lord, baby!

(laughing)

- Go, that's it!

Yeah!

(girls hooting)

- Woo!

(speaking in foreign language)

- [Wil] Hey man, easy, man, easy.

- No, no, no. (speaking in foreign language)

No, no, no (speaking in foreign language).

(speaking in foreign language)

- [Salvidar] (laughing) Chug it all!

- There he goes!

For us go, shit, go shit!

Chug that, chug!

- Chug!

You are a sinner in the hands of an angry god!

(shouting and cheering)

- [Salvidar] Round and round and round we go.

Where she stops, nobody knows!

(bashing) (screaming)

- That's right! (laughing)

Yeah!

Come on! - Dude, fucking crazy man.

You okay, man?

- I can't do any more shots. - Yeah you can.

You can do it man, come on.

- [Ryan] No, man.

(tense music)

- What's going on?

Where are we going?

- [Derek] I don't know, I don't know.

I didn't say anything.

Have fun.

Woo!

It's all good.

- Go!

Have a good time, man, just go.

Go Ryan.

Go man, it's fine, it's fine.

Fine.

(hip hop music)

- [Derek] Hey, to Ryan.

All right!

(tense music)

(hip hop music)

(shouting and cheering)

(bashing)

(tense music)

- Hey Tindol.

Tindol!

I can't hear you, no I can't hear you, man.

No, look, look, where are you?

- I don't know, I'm in a bar.

Have a look.

Hear that?

It's fucking stress.

- Put Shane on.

- Hey listen, Wil, man.

I'm sorry about before.

I really love you and I just miss you man,

where have you been?

You know, you're in Hollywood and we used to hang out,

- Yeah, I love you too.

- I'm sorry, man, because I love you

and then you did say.

- Put Shane on.

(laughing)

Put Shane on!

- Love you, and I'm sorry, okay, because,

- I love you too man.

No, put Shane.

(woman on phone mumbling)

Son of a...

(hip hop music)

(tense music)

(revving)

(zooming)

(hip hop music)

♪ Did it nationally recognize

♪ So they actually know man the players worldwide

♪ Your lame brain niggers been tricking for sure

♪ Trying to make a whole housewife

♪ And all over code

♪ A simple bee all day race leader snow

♪ It's why I tell you hit the strip bitch

♪ And get my dough

♪ Nigga you could stay glove

♪ And i'ma stay thuggin'a

♪ Keeping it out late ruckus up in the customs

♪ There uptick drilling so we just let it ride

♪ 'cause the macking and checking

♪ Paper running game for life

♪ With that quick mentality

♪ It be something by Chicago hustle up

♪ Nobody's touching us

♪ Come on

♪ Now we be struggling like Chicago hustle up

♪ Nobody fuck with us

♪ Gotta get that salary

♪ Keep brothers got that hit mentality

♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

(tense music)

(hip hop music)

- What's going on?

What did they do?

I mean this is fucked up.

This is fucked up!

- Come on, boy.

You know better than to talk to me in that tone.

Lalo (speaking in foreign language)

(speaking in foreign language)

- 20 dollars?

What kind of fucking cheap bachelor party is this?

- [Derek] Rudy, he had it.

I don't know, he must have left it

at the fucking hotel, I don't know.

- Okay, huh?

And Lalo here will take you to town, to your hotel,

to get my fucking money and come directly back here, okay?

Unless you got a problem.

- Where's Ryan?

- [Derek] I don't know, I don't know.

- What the fuck is going on here?

- [Derek] Wil, look, calm down.

- Where is Ryan at?

- Wil, just calm down.

- Fuck you calm down, man.

Where the fuck is Ryan at?

- Wait, wait, wait.

Wait, wait, wait.

Just go outside, we'll all go outside.

- I'm not going anywhere till I find out where Ryan is.

(muttering in foreign language)

Where's fucking Ryan?

- You have to calm down.

- Fuck you, Derek.

(slamming)

(tense music)

(speaking in foreign language)

- [Man] You like your new

home, (speaking in foreign language), huh?

Good.

- [Ryan] No, no, no!

- [Man] Take it in, puto!

Hey!

- [Ryan] Get away from me!

Get the fuck off me!

- [Man] You wanna play, huh?

(bashing)

- [Man] Come up.

You puto!

Motherfucker! - No, no!

Get off me!

- [Man] Get him up in there.

- Everyone shut the fuck up.

Everyone.

You give me a fucking headache with this negative energy.

You wanna see your friend Ryan?

It's okay, you can see your friend Ryan.

Lalo here will take you two

to go see your friend Ryan

to see that he's okay.

And once that happens,

Lalo will then take you to town to your hotel

where you're gonna get my fucking money.

The fucking money, blondie, that your friend owes me.

And come straight back, and let me tell you something.

If you're not back here in a reasonable amount of time,

your friend with the brown hair, Ryan.

He's not gonna make it to the wedding.

(speaking in foreign language)

You understand?

Now I suggest

you get going.

You're wasting time.

Have a nice drive.

Lalo.

(speaking in foreign language)

Ayayayayayayay.

Blah blah blah blah blah blah.

(laughing)

(speaking in foreign language)

- Jackoff, come on, come on!

(speaking in foreign language)

- What's going on, man?

Derek, what the fuck's

going on, man? - I don't know.

I don't fucking know, Wil.

- [Wil] He's got a fucking gun, man!

(shouting in foreign language)

- Fucking do what he says, man.

(man speaking in foreign language)

- I don't know what the fuck's going on.

- Derek, what the fuck's going on, man?

(speaking in foreign language)

(zooming)

- Derek, Derek!

Derek, what the fuck is going on?

Derek, Derek!

What's going on, man?

- Ryan, just listen.

Shut up and listen.

- What?

- I don't have time to fucking explain this to you.

We just need the money so we can fucking go home.

- What?

- The money.

I saw you take a wad of cash from the wallet.

Where is it?

- What are you talking about? - Shut up!

The money, the fucking money, where is it?!

- What money?

- [Derek] The money, the fucking money

you had, where is it?! - What money?

- The money, where the fuck is the money?

- What money, what money?

What are you talking about, what money?

I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

- [Derek] We have to pay these guys

so we can get the fuck out of here.

Where's the fucking money?

- Derek, you motherfucker!

- Wil!

(shouting over each other)

(slamming)

Wil!

What the fuck is going on!?

(shattering)

- The money, where is it?

- The hotel. - What?

- What are you doing? - Ryan!

Ryan!

- Wil, Wil, they're gonna kill me!

Wil, they're gonna kill me! - Shut the fuck up!

Shut up!

- They're gonna kill--

(clanking)

- No!

(speaking in foreign language)

- [Wil] Wetback motherfucking, what did you do!?

What did you--

(speaking in foreign language)

(tense music)

(clanking)

(speaking in foreign language)

(banging) - Oh God!

Oh, God!

(screaming)

(sobbing) (banging)

Let me out!

Motherfucker!

You motherfuck!

(tense music)

(somber music)

(breathing heavily)

(sobbing and banging)

Let me out!

Oh!

(knocking)

(banging)

- I need the key!

I need the key, a key, a fucking key!

- I'm losing fucking blood, man!

(speaking in foreign language)

- I cut my fucking arm, man!

(speaking in foreign language)

- You fucking idiot, man.

I am bleeding to fucking death!

(speaking in foreign language)

- You fucking idiot!

I've cut my fucking arm, man.

Bleeding fucking to death,

are you fucking stupid?

(speaking in foreign language)

Look at my fucking arm, man,

look at my fucking arm!

Fucking A, man, please, please.

(bashing)

Fucking shit!

You fucking piece of fucking shit!

Die you bitch, you fucking bastard!

- Fuck!

Come on, you gotta fucking have it!

Where is this shit!

(grunting)

(bashing)

- I had this.

I just didn't know what I was doing there--

- Get up.

- Listen though.

Fucking,

I just got in over my head, Wil,

I didn't mean for it to happen!

- Do you have any idea, huh?!

You have any idea what you've done?!

- I'm sorry, I'm so sorry!

- You're sorry, man?

You're a fucking nerd,

he loved you like a fucking brother!

- Please, listen to me.

We can't go back there, man.

These guys are too fucked up,

we can't go back there.

It's too late, they're gonna fucking kill us, man.

We cannot go back there.

- We gotta- - Save him!

Save him and go man.

He's still fucking alive, man!

(tense music)

(tense music)

(breathing heavily)

- [Ryan] Just let me go.

Please just let me go.

(revving)

- [Wil] Derek, help me, man!

Derek, help me!

Derek!

Ryan please, Ryan, please!

Please, Ryan!

Derek, fucking help me man!

Fucking help me!

Come on.

Oh my god, oh my god.

God!

I'm coming, Ryan!

Come on Ryan, come on.

Derek, help me dig, please!

Help me Derek!

I need your help, Derek!

(doors shutting)

- I thought I told you two

to come back to my place and bring my money,

not to become fucking archeologists, huh?

Derek.

Derek.

You've made quite a mess here.

I don't know how we're gonna fix this.

- I didn't mean him, sorry, I'm sorry.

- Shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up.

You know, what I'm thinking now is I want you

to help your friend blondie dig.

I want you to help him dig.

- [Wil] Help me, Derek, I hear him, he's here!

- Help him!

Everyone help him!

Charro, Chulo! (speaking in foreign language)

Help, dig!

Dig, dig, dig, dig!

(speaking in foreign language)

- [Wil] I got him!

I got him, I got him, man.

I got him!

- Fucking leave me alone!

No!

Oh God, God! - Dig!

Dig, dig!

(speaking in foreign language)

- I got him.

I got him.

(shovels clanking)

Please!

Derek, pull him, pull him, pull him,

fucking Derek, all right now please.

Hold him, hold him.

Come back, come back.

Everybody, pull up.

Ryan, okay, man.

You're okay, man.

Come on.

- [Man] Get it up.

- What the fuck did you do to him?!

- [Priest] You mother...

You mother... (sobbing)

- You're gonna pay, son.

You're gonna choose.

(whining)

Now.

- [Wil] Come on, come on.

I got you man, I got you, don't worry.

Breathe, Ryan, come on breathe.

- No, Wil, no!

- Don't fucking quit, goddammit!

Fucking breathe!

Fucking breathe!

(coughing)

- Derek!

I choose to kill Derek. (sobbing)

Oh God.

(clapping)

- Bravo, bravo, bravo.

(speaking in foreign language)

Back to life, welcome back amigo.

Mmm.

Back from the dead, huh?

Welcome back, amigo.

Yeah.

As much as I'd like for all of us to celebrate

this happy occasion,

you see, we still have a little problem.

You see, you blondie, (speaking in foreign language)

you brought trash into my house.

A particular piece of trash

that not only owes me money,

but is in way above his head,

a long list of shit, isn't that right, Derek?

Now no one, no one brings trash into my house.

No one brings trash

into my fucking house without consequences.

You have anything to say, Derek?

Anything at all, huh?

I mean lie to me.

- No, just let us go, please.

- Lie to me like you've been lying to me

this whole time, like you've probably been lying

to your so-called fucking friends.

Well.

It's no matter.

The trash is full.

It's time for the trash to be taken out.

And I'm gonna need your help, blondie.

Yeah.

No, I'm gonna need your help, come on.

No, I am gonna need your help.

No, come on, come on, come on.

Come on, you take responsibility for your friend.

You saved his life, no?

I trust you.

I'll trust you, huh?

(gun cocking)

Take my gun.

No please (speaking in foreign language) take my gun.

Blondie please.

Take my fucking gun, okay?

Take it, it's okay.

Yeah, you got it?

It's okay.

See, there we go.

Now.

It's time to take out the trash, blondie.

- What are you saying, man?

- You know what I'm talking about.

Don't be too hard on yourself.

You choose.

Hmm?

Hmm?

- No, no, no. - Kill him!

- No, Wil, no.

Don't fucking do it!

- I can't kill him. - You can do it.

- No! - This piece of shit

was gonna let your friend die.

Come on now, you can do it.

Blondie, come on. - Do it!

- [Wil] No, no!

- [Paco] Piece of shit was gonna

let your friend die. - What are you doing?

- You've had your chance. - You can't,

please, Wil, don't! - You had the chance

to fucking sneak, shut the fuck up!

- Wil, please, no!

- Do it! - Please!

Please!

- [Paco] Go ahead, pull the trigger,

blondie. - No please, man, don't do it.

I'm begging you please no.

- Go!

- No!

Please, no!

(gun firing)

(somber music)

- So.

Mhmm.

Now, you two go home

and don't ever let me see or hear from you again.

And even though I don't know the bride,

give her a kiss from me, see?

(speaking in foreign language)

(speaking in foreign language) Charro.

(revving)

(somber guitar music)

(speaking in foreign language)

- We need to get to the border.

(speaking in foreign language)

(bell tolling)

♪ Have you ever seen

♪ Mexican sunrise

♪ Rising up so lovely

♪ Oh yeah

♪ Above the horizon

♪ Have you ever seen

♪ The leaves go in springtime

♪ Running just shy behind

♪ Summer colliding

♪ Have you ever seen

♪ 11 patios

♪ And the old men with canes

♪ All dancing traditional dances

♪ Have you ever seen

♪ A Spanish medallion

♪ Reflecting in the sun

♪ For the gold that once was

♪ And now have you ever seen Mexican sunrise

♪ Have you ever seen

♪ Horses by the mountain

♪ How they come lay down to the square

♪ They drink from the fountain

♪ Have you ever seen

♪ The streets of cobblestone

♪ So smooth and bare from wear

♪ People there walking

♪ Have you ever seen

♪ Tell me, Mexican sunrise

♪ When it falls at night

♪ And when it falls at night

♪ Just like us it sleeps

♪ Rusted and warm light

♪ 'Cause tomorrow it brings

♪ A Mexican sunrise

♪ Yes you know 'cause tomorrow it brings

♪ A Mexican sunrise

♪ Yeah tomorrow it brings

♪ A Mexican sunrise