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Thank you.

I think I'll read a while. Bet you want to make love all afternoon.

I'd rather read.

I hope this is not the end of our relationship.

All right.

You're going to be that way?

Maybe I'll take you away next weekend.

Maybe Lake Shasta.

Lake Shasta?

Yeah. You ever been there?

Why do you ask?

Something about the paper.

Yeah, sure there is.

Oh, no.

It looks like Jack's at it again.

That's funny.

Oh, nothing.

Nothing. Well, tell me what you're laughing at.

Oh, nothing. This is something that happened a long time ago.

Well, that's great. I want to take you away for a nice, quiet, romantic

You'll laugh in my face.

No, I'm not laughing at you.

I just find it funny that you want to take me to Lake Shasta.

Well, excuse me.

Well, no, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. I'd love to go away with you.

It's just, I've already been to Lake Shasta.

Have I been to Lake Shasta?

What happened then?

Oh, it's a long story. I don't think you'd be very interested.

Sure, I got all day.

Well, it happened about five years ago.

Jack and I were still married then.

When he became senator, he had inherited some of his father's political toys.

The dam project at Lake Shasta was one of them.

But it had complications that he was typically oblivious to.

A lot of people had lost their homes and crops as a result.

No one noticed them or listened to their problems, myself included.

It was a hot, sultry summer.

I remember there was a strange stillness to the air.

The dam was finally completed.

It was the week before the new lake was to be opened to the public.

And to christen the occasion, we planned to spend a quiet weekend there.

But then at the last minute, Jack invited some of his friends to come

For political reasons, of course.

And to make matters worse, he even invited his brother Jesse, an old

mine.

This should prove to be a very interesting weekend.

Why do you say that?

Oh, you see, Jack's brother and Liz used to be a sort of

intimate friend.

Uh -huh.

I hadn't seen Jesse in years.

The situation had been a touchy one for all of us.

He brought his Lulu of a girlfriend along.

The most significant feature being her big tit.

Well, well, hello. And who have we here? Hi, Jack. This is Alice. Alice, my

brother, the senator.

Hi, I'm glad to meet you.

Sounds like my kind of woman. Oh, yeah?

Is that so?

Oh, it's you.

I thought I knew about her. Who? Big tit.

Alice.

Well, I guess you'd say Alice is the earthy type.

It was no time at all before she and Jesse were out and about, playing with

Mother Nature.

Hey, Jesse!

Where you off to?

Take a look around the lake.

Oh, yeah?

Well, uh, take a look with me, too, okay?

food out of the freezer for dinner.

Visit Tim.

I wonder where Jesse picks up his women.

You should know.

The water cold?

Let's go in

Thank you.

Ah.

Ooh.

Oh

I'm sorry.

Thank you.

Well, here's to a very sexy afternoon.

I'm sure it will be.

As a matter of fact, I have a surprise for you.

A surprise? What kind of surprise?

Oh, something that will make you feel real good.

What?

Are you ready for the thrill of a lifetime?

Sure.

Close your eyes.

Oh, no.

That brings to mind one particularly romantic evening we had that weekend.

Norm said my wife, the pretzel maker, must have had a bad dream. Last

night, she tied my blank in a knot.

You know, I wish you wouldn't act this way.

What way?

Come on, you know as well as I do how you're acting.

You should be more cordial.

Cordial? Just because I'm a little quiet jack doesn't mean I'm not being

cordial. After all, they're your friends, they're not mine.

Liz, I think you're forgetting that you are a senator's wife.

You have certain responsibilities.

Jack, not tonight, please.

In weeks, Liz.

I am entitled, you know.

All right, Jack, but let's make it quick. I'm really very tired.

Why do you always have to wear that damn thing?

I know.

But Jesus said this afternoon was wrong.

When I make a decision, it has to be for the majority, not the minority.

And that's why I built this dam.

Dammit.

Didn't you? Come on, Liz. Don't pull that shit. Jack, put it on now, Jack.

I wish we could get some permanent form of birth control.

The next morning is when it really all began.

So, where is everyone?

Oh, they all went skiing.

Skiing? Where'd they go?

Oh, they're somewhere by the caverns. Oh.

Oh. It was nice of them to wait for me.

Well, I want to go, too.

Look, I don't even know where they are.

Well, I do, and I want to go. Will you take me?

Well you take me there or not Okay, let's go but first I

have to get ready Are

you sure you know where this place is

uh -huh that way

And so he finally got up enough courage, and he went over to ask her this, and

she looked up at him and said, Oh, wouldn't I?

Get it?

Wouldn't I?

Oh, wouldn't I?

Oh,

wouldn't I?

Yeah.

So, tell me, where did you meet Jesse?

Oh, you wouldn't believe me if I told you. Sure I would. Tell me.

I met him in the men's bathroom of a Phillips 66 station.

The men's bathroom.

What were you doing in the men's bathroom? Oh, I had to go and the

bathroom was full.

As a matter of fact, I had to go right now.

Excuse me. Sure.

The men's bathroom.

Don't get lost.

I had a great sense of direction.

We were lost in two minutes.

Hey, you ready to go?

Sure, whenever you are.

Hey, where's Alice?

Oh, I don't know. She went up into the hills a little while ago, but she'll be

back soon.

way is back.

How should I know? You're the one who's driving.

Oh, shit.

Good. Hold on to the wall.

That's good.

You got it.

Almost there. Can you grab on there?

Okay.

All right. All the shore is going to shore.

Okay, let it go. Let him get out. Liz, honey.

Let her go.

Hey, I wonder where she is.

Oh, great.

Now we're out of gas.

Out of gas? Didn't you check it before we left?

I didn't expect to be driving from one end of the lake to the other.

I might have known you'd do something like this.

Jack would never have run out of gas.

He'll be so worried.

Well, I'm worried about him.

I don't know.

It's getting dark.

I'm going to go look for him.

Can I go with you?

I don't know.

It might be dangerous out there.

Please.

All right.

Phil!

Judy!

Hey, we're going to go look for Liz and now Jesse.

We never saw much of Phil and Judy.

But I had the feeling they were having a pretty good time of it.

Oh.

I didn't even do that.

What am I going to find in here?

You'll follow it all the way down.

Get it out. Get it out.

We'll do them.

Oh, shut up.

Mom, I hear something.

Yeah? Yeah.

We're still in the middle of nowhere.

What are you going to do, just sit there?

Well, are you going to help me out or not?

Here, tie this thing up.

Well, I guess I should have tied it up.

But he was really pissing me off.

Well, you tell Thompson he's going to have to cancel his trip.

Now, I want that helicopter covering every inch of this lake.

Okay, Senator.

Jesus.

You want to come with me today?

Sure. Let's get started.

Jump into the boat.

I thought I told you to tie it up.

I did tie it up.

Then how come it sits out there in the middle of the lake?

I bet you're going to blame this one on me, too.

Well, it was out of gas.

Oh, well.

Come on, let's go.

Go where?

Get some firewood.

Firewood? Well, I don't do firewood.

Come on, Liv.

Have they gone yet?

We do have extra vision.

Yeah, Boy Scott's left.

Coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee.

No, you stay here and keep this thing burning.

And where are you going?

Oh, I love it. I love it. Oh,

God.

Well, I think you have to work for it a little bit. Why don't you do a little

work for it? It's too easy for you, babe.

Oh.

What do I have to do?

Oh, this water's cold.

It's cold.

It's cold, huh?

How about your pussy?

Oh, my pussy's hot. What do I have to do?

What do you want to do? Let's see. Why don't you give me some hand?

Oh. And the water.

And the water? Yeah.

Can you do it? Mm -hmm. Well, keep going, Mr. Williams.

What are you doing so quick?

Oh, I can't do it.

Joe, would you get the boat out here, quick?

Something wrong, sir?

You ain't got time for stories. Just get the boat out here, quick.

How was it?

I'll show you.

Huh?

Huh? Huh?

Oh, what are you doing?

I haven't heard my story yet.

The best is yet to come.

Light this one.

The TV will just work.

Jack. Jack, look at this.

The party's over. Had to go. Phil.

How do you like that? They left.

I wonder why.

I don't know.

Come in. Come in. Come in, 5 -1.

Is that you, Ben?

Ben?

Death.

Death.

What's happening?

I'm scared.

Whatever it is.

hurt nothing as beautiful as you.

Please don't hurt me.

Please, if you want me, please don't hurt me.

You've got to be nice to me.

You've got to be nice to me, too.

If I'm nice to you, will you let me go?

What are you doing?

You can't just come in here like this.

Hey,

look.

If you just untie my hands, I'll give you the fuck of your life.

I mean it. She said, all you got to do is untie my hands.

That's what you want.

get into it i don't need to be tied up now look if i got my hands what

i can do to you you want to feel my hands over those tips you want to feel

my hands inside that cut oh i'll stop both of you at once just untie me

By this time, things were beginning to get a little desperate for all of us.

Jesse?

Jesse?

Jesse, where are you?

I was just checking things out.

You know, I think we'll be easier to spot if we move someplace else.

Like where?

I don't know.

Maybe up here on higher ground.

Come on, let's go.

There's some more of your damn lick.

You're looking a little limp there, Senator.

Maybe I should nibble on it a little bit.

See how good it would feel if we were on a blanket.

Ouch.

Ouch. Okay.

Yeah.

What's that for, girlfriend?

See you around.

No, Blanche, I think you're working on the wrong end there.

What are we going to do to you standing there like you've been doing to us for

years?

Ah!

They're hurting him!

Oh, look.

There's a houseboat.

Come on.

Oh, my God, that sounds like jazz.

Come on, let's go.

Carefully and don't talk.

You call that guy up there and you tell him to come down here.

Do it.

What the hell?

Go! Go now! Take that over there!

Go!

Stop coming out of the cab.

I think we lost him.

Slow down.

We'll just sit here for a while.

Let's sit here and watch this dumb motherfucker.

It was really weird. We just jumped out of the boat.

Well, that was some story.

What happened to everybody?

Well, life goes on.

Eventually everyone recovered.

But something inside all of us had changed.

In time, we all went our separate ways.

Oh, do you still want to take me to Lake Shasta?

I think I'd rather stay home.