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How did you sleep?

Good.

I had a dream about us.

I hope it was a nice dream.

It was, we were walking, holding hands,

kissing, all that cute stuff.

I've never had a dream like that, but that sounds lovely.

And hey, you got the real thing right here.

I think I'm in love with you.

Oh, wow.

I think that's nice.

And?

And, what?

How do you feel about me?

I mean, yeah, I could see myself falling for you.

You could see yourself falling in love with me?

I really, really like you,

and I think this, this is so great.

So what's the problem?

I told you, I don't use that word.

But you would if you love somebody.

I just don't see why this has to be a big deal.

It's just a word.

My love for somebody is a big deal.

I've never felt this way about somebody before,

and I feel like a fucking idiot.

I don't know what you want me to say.

You've said enough.

Hey, I am so bloody bored.

Didn't you make plans with Mark tonight?

He wanted to go to the lake house,

but he was too drunk to drive.

So what are you gonna do?

Well, do you wanna come over

and we can watch a horror movie?

Yeah, as long as you don't play

another prank on me because I still haven't recovered

from the last time you scared me.

I promise I'm not going to scare you again.

Is your housemate home?

No, the clown guy isn't here.

He does have a name.

You don't have to keep referring to him as the clown guy.

Mm, I don't think he's gonna live here long enough for me

to remember his name.

I wouldn't be able to live with him, no way.

I'd be jumping every time I see him dressed up for work.

I have a clown phobia from when I was a kid.

I actually haven't seen him all dressed up before.

We're never home at the same time.

Then again, he has only been living here

for a few weeks.

Though, thankfully I don't share the same fear for clowns

as you do.

Is he a better housemate than I was?

What are you talking about?

I loved living with you.

I know, I just wanted

to hear you say it.

Hang on, I think he's come home.

Oh my goodness, he's just come home and I saw his outfit.

Is it cute or creepy?

I'm leaning toward creepy.

That's not cool.

Where is he now?

He's in the bathroom washing it all off most likely.

Or most likely making a fucking mess in there.

Hang on, hang on.

It's weird, I just got a message from him.

Maybe he needs a towel.

Yeah, hang on.

He's just said he's gone to his girlfriend's

for the weekend, and then he added a clown emoji.

Wait, what the hell?

If he's away,

then who the fuck is in the bathroom?

I dunno, and I am not staying around to find out.

I've seen one too many "Scream" movies.

I'm getting the hell out of here.

Oh, you bitch.

All right, cut.

All right, good work, good work.

Good job.

All right, that's a wrap everybody.

Oh, this looks good.

Thank you mon cheri. - Pleasure.

- Hey. - Hello, hello my son.

- I bought the wine. - Only one?

And hello to this guy.

It's David, remember?

I told you about him last month

when you had the runs

and you needed to know what not to eat.

Oh, I remember having the runs.

David, not so much.

Happy farewell, Adam.

It sure is a farewell.

The happy part is still undecided.

- Oh, don't start. - Hi, what have I missed?

How you doing, brother?

Oh, nothing much.

Have you met David?

Dave, looking good in the jumper.

We run together on the weekends.

Oh, I see.

Running for what exactly?

Yeah, it's just running.

Oh, I see, like training for a marathon, are we?

Oh no, you don't have to enter a marathon to run, Adam.

Some people just run in circles for fun.

Get with the program.

Right, so are you part of this family fun run?

I sprained a muscle, so not anymore, no.

Thank God, Clay is a good massagist.

I think you mean masseur.

Can we eat?

I'm really hungry.

Oh, not yet.

Ethan, we gotta wait for Ethan.

Ethan?

Ethan, Ethan?

Ethan, Ethan, yeah, our missing link.

Adam, why didn't you tell me he was coming tonight?

Ma, like you can talk.

I've lost count

how many times you've invited your boyfriend

over to dinner without letting me know.

Oh, she has lots of friends.

Ooh, he's here.

- Ollie? - Yeah.

Are you feeling okay?

Why?

No reason.

Do you wanna go out for a bit?

Do you?

Yes.

But do you?

No, why?

I just feel like you've been on this couch for so long.

I might start charging you rent.

- Do you need me to move? - No, no.

I'm just worried about you.

Is there something or someone you maybe wanna talk about?

Maybe

I'll make us some tea.

You've really shot up since I saw you last.

- People grow, ma. - Not everyone, evidently.

Well, clearly, I must have taken

after your side of the family.

How's your mum doing?

Is she still making those little statues?

Yep, she's still at it.

I'll tell her you said hi.

No, that's okay, no need.

Weren't your mum and my mum like best friends?

We used to be, yeah.

Oh, I didn't know that.

Is that how they got together?

Oh, look, Ethan, it is all water under the river now.

Water under the bridge, bridge.

Oh, life is not a straight path.

Sometimes there's bends, and turns, and bumps, and cracks.

And if you're lucky, lots of bum cracks.

Now, that I understand.

Can we do this again when Adam is back?

I mean, this is actually kind of nice.

Temp check, temp check, are you feeling all right?

I'm feeling fine.

Contrary to what you people think,

I actually do enjoy spending time with you, losers.

Let's hope I'm still around for next time.

I love family time.

Family's important, it's fun.

I'm sure you will be.

You've all been so welcoming.

Thanks, I can't thank you enough.

Wait till you get to know us.

You might not be so thankful.

That's dad, I'll get it.

He's such a lovely boy, isn't he?

Almost as lovely as your actual boys, one might say.

Yes.

- Sorry, is that a question? - Oh, I love you kids.

You give me a bloody headache, but it is a loving one.

And I wonder why I have self-esteem issues (chuckling).

What's happening?

So what do I do?

Do you want my advice?

Of course I do,

I haven't just sat here telling you all this for nothing.

Get over yourself.

That's it?

Yep.

Oh, wow, I feel so much better.

Look, if Jonathan were here right now, what would he do?

No, that's not fair.

You can't bring "Highway to Heaven" into this.

I mean, what is the big deal with that word anyway?

You're obviously in more than like with the guy.

I just feel like we're making something outta nothing.

I don't see why I can't just feel the way I feel

and not label it with a word that's lost all of its meaning.

Has it?

I mean, I'm getting married next week, thank you,

and it hasn't for me.

Ugh, I'm being a dick, aren't I?

Yeah, you are to yourself.

Look, as someone who knows you really well

and sees all of your patterns,

I feel like this is what Dr. Phil might call self-sabotage.

So what should I say to him?

Well, when you know yourself, the words will just come.

Who needs an angel when they have an Angela?

Yeah, and don't you forget it.

Now, stop being such a little bitch

because if I find the toaster in the oven,

I'm calling your mother.

Oh, no, don't do that.

No one wants that.

Barbara, Barbara!

No, no, no.

- Barb. - Don't do it.

I'll kill you.

Barbarella.

Oh, I remember the cabin.

Yeah, I remember the cabin.

I remember the drive.

That was a whole weekend.

So Dave, how did you guys meet?

Ah, it's a sweet story.

I think it was Coles or Aldi.

I was shopping. - Just before Clay was born.

Wait, which one?

Sorry?

What was it?

Coles or Aldi?

Was it Coles or Aldi?

Oh, I didn't shop at Coles.

Oh, fuck, I love Aldi.

No, it was, it was Coles.

Aldi had no bread.

- Anyway, she dropped a lemon. - So what have you been

up to lately? - And it rolled my way.

And then...

You look like you've been working out a bit.

Pick it.

A gym, like a boxing gym?

What are you doing?

Anyway, it's getting later,

I've got the gym in the morning.

It's good for your upper body.

Oh, oh wait, is it late?

I'll call you tomorrow, Crystal.

Nice to meet you all.

- Bye. - Bye.

Did we upset Jeff?

Oh no, that wasn't Jeffy.

He's long gone.

Nice guy.

I really wanted to hear the end

of that lemon story.

Mum's been dropping lemons in supermarkets for years.

It's how she reels them in.

It's like Grindr for mums.

It's like Squeeza.

I got a passion for it.

No lemons that day.

Hey ma, you didn't drop a lemon,

but you fucking married one.

Hey, easy.

Okay, who's this?

Who's this?

Oh, let me make you some toast with honey.

- That's literally you. - No.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

And then Adam, I've had enough of your wisecrack.

That's you, that's you.

I got one, I got one for you, I got one for you.

Who's that?

Is that me?

That's not me.

- I love a good knot. - Fuck you, that is not me.

That's not me.

Oh, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

Who am I?

Who am I?

Who am I?

I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm so gay.

Who's that?

Who is that?

Who is that? - Who am I?

Who am I?

Wait, that's you!

Gonna miss you at the office.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

You know what?

I'm actually gonna miss you too.

Well, I'll try and hold down the fort while you're gone.

Hey, thanks for everything by the way.

- Bring it in. - It's been awesome.

Wait, that's my car.

Give you a quick one of those.

And do you wanna help me load this in?

Sure.

Old man like me could use a hand.

Hey, this Adam, for Adam?

Thank you.

Wanna shove it in? - Yes.

Well, keep in touch. - Definitely.

If you need anything, call me.

Take care of Mum.

- I will. - It's not just dad.

♪ Oh I'm waiting for you ♪

♪ I'm waiting for you ♪

♪ I'm hoping for you ♪

♪ I'm holding on to ♪

♪ Oh I'm waiting for you ♪

♪ I'm waiting for you ♪

♪ I'm holding on to ♪

♪ I'm hoping for your smile ♪

♪ Wait around a while ♪

♪ What do you want from this ♪

♪ I need to know we won't ♪

♪ Have to go slow ♪

♪ Just tell me if you can ♪

♪ What do you want from this ♪

Oh, hold on, hold on, how bout this, how bout this?

Josh, um, I'm like really in love with you,

and I know you're like my brother's best friend,

but I don't really give a shit about my brother.

It didn't go like this.

Wait, you were in love with Josh?