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Right.

I can do this.

Mm-hm. That's great. Now look to your right.

Head up. That's it. Yes, this is great.

Now, do I actually get to keep the clothes?

Yeah, you do.

And anything you don't, I'll keep.

I'm running outta clean clothing.

Right, you almost done?

Uh, one sec.

And, yeah, we're done.

Great. Skeet, can you just come see me afterwards?

I just need to grab a release form from you.

I'll be right back. Thanks for today. I actually had fun.

I'm glad you had fun. Wow.

Holy mother. Just when you think they can't get hotter.

How was Gabe's play?

I heard it was funny and eye opening at the same time.

Mm, you could say that. I found it to be hilarious.

What play did you see?

Oh, just this one where my ex made fun of me for an hour

with his doppelganger boyfriend.

Why is that funny?

It isn't, and I recommend people don't see it.

But he gave us all free tickets.

- I'll pay you all not to go. - Now I really wanna go.

It's one less fringe show off my list.

There's so many, I can't keep up.

Classic Melbourne. Am I right?

You know, I've never actually seen one.

I could take you to one this weekend if you want.

- I'd love that. - I'd love that too.

But with my other friends.

Okay, I'm gonna see if Skeet's ready.

There he goes. Yeah.

There's nothing going on between you and Oliver, is there?

No, we're just good friends. Why?

Oh. And there's nothing more?

There's nothing sexual, if that's what you're asking.

Well, don't let things get messy.

You know, I always wanted a big bro, but now, not so much.

I'm only looking out for you.

Yeah, thank you. But I'm good.

Okay? I appreciate you looking out for me.

Just make wise decisions.

Thanks, big little bro.

Oh, wait, sorry. Almost forgot.

My mum's throwing like a little family get together

before I go.

Would you be interested in joining in?

Uh, when is it?

I'll let you know.

I'll see.

Wow. Yes?

Can you talk?

Hmm. I just did. Hm.

In person.

I could, but do I want to?

Please, Adam.

Hey, everyone.

Just a quick reminder about the Pride march.

I need you all ready to roll at 9:00 AM sharp. Okay? Sharp.

No excuses. I'm talking to you, Dennis.

I had some T-shirts made up. No drama.

"Single, Out" shirts for everyone. This one's mine.

I stayed up all night making them.

I learned Photoshop just for this.

You get a shirt and you get a shirt and you get a shirt

and you get a shirt.

You know, I want you all to wear these shirts,

but you can zhuzh 'em up with anything pink.

Okay? So just add a little pink. It has to be pink.

No other colors. Has to be pink.

No other colors.

What if I don't have pink?

Does anyone have anything pink that Ethan,

the pinkless man, can wear?

Anyone? - I have something.

Yes, Oliver. Of course.

I don't know why I even asked the question. There you go.

You're sitting next to each other. Figure it out.

Can I cut it?

Sure. Crop it up to your nipples. I don't-

Whatever you wanna do, Dennis. You're gonna do it anyway.

I can't control you.

Oh, Anthony, Spike's here for your two o'clock meeting.

- Oh. - Hey, everyone.

- You've seen all of them? - Yeah. Every single one.

- You're lying. - I'm not. I am not.

I've seen every single "Star Trek" movie

and TV episode that exists.

Like, and not just the main ones.

So, like, their offshoots and their offshoots.

Like, everything.

Even "Strange New Worlds" and "Lower Decks."

Oh, my God, I didn't even think about this.

Yes, of course I've seen those. Yes.

Every single one, I'm telling you.

And not just once. Like, multiple times on repeat.

Well, I think that's pretty hot.

It's obsessive.

Oh, I'll have to show you my physical media collection.

It is, like, amazing. Like, you would literally love it.

I am into all things physical, so that is great.

Good one.

Yeah. Well, you, you know, gave me an opening.

Thanks for coming.

Well, I'm here now.

So what is it that you need to tell me

that doesn't require an audience paying 25 bucks a ticket?

My boyfriend left me.

Oh, okay. Sorry to hear that.

So not trying to sound like a dick, but, um, and?

He said it was because I still had feelings for you.

Just tell him you don't. There, problem solved.

He said I was using the play

to resolve pent up resentment I had against you.

Well, that part I can agree with.

Things have changed.

I feel like I've grown

and my life is in a completely different place now.

The play kinda suggests that it hasn't

as much as you think.

You can't hold that against me, Adam. I really loved you.

And I think I still do.

Gabe, you know I think the world of you.

But don't forget that it was you who made the decision

for us to be friends.

Yeah, I know. I know.

At the time, friends just felt right.

But I think about you all the time, Adam.

Gabe, I think about you too,

but maybe you're feeling this way

because you've just broken up with someone.

Maybe.

Besides I still live in Sydney.

You do remember that, right? - Yeah.

No, I haven't forgotten that you live

in a completely different state.

Okay, let's start clean. Friends?

Friends.

Can I go now?

You're kidding.

Yeah. Can I have a coffee?

- I can do that. - Thank you.

- Two sugars? - Yeah.

That was pretty chill for Pride.

I mean, I've never been to a parade,

but I thought that was, you know, it was pretty chill.

I know. We missed you last year.

You coming next year?

I mean, yeah. If we're wearing the same T-shirts.

No, I think it should be pink.

- No, let's go hard. - Black and pink?

- Mm. - You can wear mine.

You can get a pink one.

All right, bye. It's good seeing you.

- See ya. - See you soon. No.

Bye.

- So did you enjoy today? - Yeah. Loved it. You?

Yeah, it was good. I'm so tired though.

And Ange has all these plans for tonight.

- What for? - Uh, just birthday stuff.

- Today's your birthday? - Yes.

The anniversary of my birthday does land on this date.

And you didn't tell me. That's- happy birthday.

Thanks. Don't get too over excited. It happens every year.

You know what I'll do? I'm making my famous pasta.

You'll never forget it. Please.

I do like pasta.

Yes! I make it with angel hair pasta.

It's a little bit more fancy. You're gonna love it.

All right, I'll see you at your place.

Okay.

Listen, I gotta be honest. I'm so nervous.

I just, this is, you know.

Playing a robot was easy This is-

Being a human is hard - I hear you, but use it.

Okay? Use it. Channel this. This is good. This is good.

Use those nerves, but let's check in. Let's check in.

Okay, deep breath. Okay, ready?

Okay.

Yeah. Right. You need one more. One more.

Okay.

Okay. All right? You got this.

We're just gonna practice. It's just to practice.

- Yep. - All right?

- Okay. - Show me your scared face.

Hit me. More with the eyes. Sell it more.

- Okay. - What are we doing?

Vocal. Are you scared? - Yes.

Yes?

- Yes. I'm scared. - Show me you're scared.

- Okay. - Scream.

Show me your biggest scream.

Yes, yes.

Again, again, again. One more time.

Okay, great. Okay, great. Now think I'm a monster.

I'm a big monster. I'm gonna come and get you.

Oh, you know, monsters aren't too bad. I just got-

- I'm a slime monster. - Okay.

I'm a slime, I'm sticky. I'm gooey.

I'm gonna come all over you and go through every-

Okay, no. Stop!

Okay, good. Good. That's it.

- That's it? - Just channel that.

If you just channel that, you've got it.

- Okay. - Okay?

- Okay. - All right. Deep breath.

- I can do that. - Deep breath in.

Okay? All just fun. All right, you got it.

- Okay. - Okay? Good job.

Do you wanna go again? - Yes. Yes. I can do this.

Channel this again, okay. All right.

Hit me with your scared face. Go.

No. No, no, no. Stop.

Okay. Less talking now. More fear in your eyes.

Yeah. Yeah, good.

I'm just picturing. I'm just picturing. Okay, good.

All right. Now I'm a fish. I'm a fish.

And this fish is gonna get you. This fish is gonna touch-

Yes, yes. Bring it, bring it. The fish is gonna come.

You can't. The fish is gonna swim all-

Yeah, it's scaly. Ooh. Scaly.

Ooh. Ew. I'm a fish. - Get out of here. Stop.

Okay, good. That's it. That's all you have to do. Right?

- Great. - Okay.

- Okay. - You did it. Come here.

Okay. - All right. I can do this.

You can do it. All right? You're just gonna channel that.

All right? I'm not gonna hurt you. Yeah?

Okay. Okay, great.

Deep breath in. Check out. Okay?

Can you hurry up? Can you keep up please?

Shut up. Shut up. I'm coming.

I delegated you the cat for a reason.

Deploying Merlin. Here we go. Watch this. Watch this.

Go, little Merlin.

- Aw. - Oh, my God.

Do you have a strainer?

Uh, second draw down.

Hey, why does your utensil draw

look like you've been robbed? - Sorry. That's all me.

This'll do.

Hey, thanks for doing all this, by the way.

You really didn't have to.

You wanna taste it?

Wow. That's actually quite good.

I told you. I only make this on special occasions.

You'll be begging for it.

I...

Yes.

Yes what?

Mm, smells so good. How long now?

It's practically ready. How's your game going?

Winning. You ever played Shadow Boss before?

- Never. What's it about? - Let me explain it to you.

Okay, no, no, no. Let me do it.

No, no, no. I've got it.

Shh, shh, shh. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. No.

'Cause you're a man with a face and a cat,

but you don't really have a face.

That's the worst explanation.

- I don't have a face? - No, he's messing it up.

Lemme do it. Okay.

So, like, it's pretty simple,

but one player is in the future

and then one player's in the past.

But then they're both kind of in the present.

And then you have to work out where the other one is from.

And that's kind of the whole point of the game.

And then the cat is kind of there on the adventure,

like, to help you out, and he can sometimes fly.

And you can't use your hands.

- No. - Only the cat can.

Yep. Has these little, like, cat hands.

Like a hand, but a paw.

Okay, now I'm confused.

It's...

- Not for everyone. - It's a bit of a niche game.

It's a bit of a niche game. - Just one second.

Yeah. We'll be in the kitchen helping in just a second.

I'm just gonna race.

Prepare to die.

I thought you were on my side up.

Shut up.

Okay, jump. Oh, my God, you're so slow.

Stop. Stop it, stop it. 'Cause I'm winning.

I'm winning.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, because you're cheating.

Deploy the cat. - Oh.

- Oh. - Right.

- Look what just came in. - Wait, just play for me.

You're on the left.

Right, let's see if we can win.

Oh, my gosh. What is this?

Okay. Okay, wait, wait, wait. Lemme see.

I've been doing some promo for a company.

You could say I'm a influencer now.

Yeah. What the fuck are you influencing, an erection?

Ange.

Well, they gimme the underwear and I get paid as well.

Did your package pay for our pasta?

Would you still eat it if I said yes?

- Hey, what's that smell? - Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. The sauce, it's burnt.

I've ruined it. I'm binning it.

- No, no. Don't do that. - We can't eat that.

- We can try and make it work. - I've ruined your birthday.

I don't care about my birthday. We can order something in.

- That's not what I wanted. - Why are you so upset?

I want it to be...

I need to go.

♪ Can ♪

♪ You see ♪

♪ This love ♪

♪ To me ♪

How'd you find me?

You took my phone.

I did.

Ange used Find My Phone.

We found my phone and you. Two birds.

You're always one step ahead of me, aren't you?

I'm not trying to be anything,

but we can't leave the night like that.

Here, I made you this. Hopefully you feel better.

- What is it? - Pasta aglio e olio.

What oli what?

It's just garlic, parsley, olive oil, and pepper.

It's actually my favorite.

If that's true, then why didn't you tell me?

You didn't ask.

Did you like it with the angel hair pasta?

I've yet to taste it. I thought we could try it together.

- That'd be nice. - I'm sure it will.

♪ It's real and it's love and it's wrong, but it's love ♪

What was that for?

That's something I'm not falling behind on.

Happy birthday. ♪ Can ♪

♪ You see ♪

♪ This love ♪

♪ To me ♪

♪ And oh ♪

♪ I'll be ♪

♪ Is all you want ♪

♪ Me to be ♪

♪ There I go ♪

♪ Falling... ♪