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Right. What'd you have for brekkie?

- I had scrambled eggs. - Okay.

So, oh my God, my boyfriend made it for me.

- Your boyfriend? - Yes the best.

Okay picture him.

Picture him? Okay.

Picture him right here. Just above the lens.

There we are. Yeah that's perfect.

Just a few more of those

and I'd say that's a wrap for today.

Oh that's perfect.

My boyfriend's picking me up soon.

I hate when he watches me model. I get so awkward.

Oh surely not.

It's true.

I could walk a runway in front of Florence Pugh,

but when he's around, I feel sick.

Like I wanna throw up from every hole.

Okay. On that overshare, let's stop here.

I've got plenty to choose from.

Thanks so much Adam. It's been great working with you.

Likewise.

Babe. Just in time.

How's it going?

Gabe?

Hold up.

Adam.

You two know each other?

Um we do.

You know, Adam.

Are you the Adam? Oh my God Adam.

I feel like I know you inside and out.

You do?

Let's not over embellish.

I thought you were in Sydney.

I was.

Oh, we have to invite him to the play.

What play? You're in a play?

Not exactly. I wrote one.

Wow I had no idea. What's it called?

"Bubbles".

It's based on my time

working at the car wash back in the day.

It's so funny. You have to come see it.

Okay. Ooh, who's playing me?

I am.

How lovely.

Please say you'll come.

Sounds like a good night out.

When is it?

Tonight.

I could put you on the door,

but don't feel obligated to come.

I'll see you there.

Okay.

Awesome. Well we'll see you there then.

You will.

Thanks again for today Adam.

Thank you.

Alrighty we'll see you tonight.

I'll see you tonight.

Ange come here.

Come here.

You rang?

Look at this.

Does it seem like Ethan's acting strange?

Oh, yes.

You didn't even read the messages.

I don't have to.

He's only responding with thumbs up emojis.

And that's a big f you if you ask me,

and you did ask me.

Perhaps he's busy and just can't respond.

Ah but he can, and he did.

Look, you asked if he liked hot days like this.

Thumbs up emoji.

And then, "Got much on for this weekend?"

Thumbs up.

I mean, looking back,

it's been a few days since he's even used letters.

Um, why isn't he here?

He's doing an interview.

Did something happen when he slept over?

No.

Then why don't you just ask him?

Like, "What, is there something up?"

Yeah, exactly.

You can't just respond with a thumbs up emoji from that.

Hey, are you guys talking about me again?

Not everything is about you Kylie.

Well, you have to admit, people do love me.

Yeah keep telling yourself that Christie.

Loves it. Romeo and Michelle reference.

It's Ethan.

Hi Ethan.

Are you busy?

Not right now. What's Thumbs up?

What's up?

I can't do this.

The interview?

Yes. I'm asking all the wrong questions.

I'm more of a writer and less of an interviewer.

Okay, I get it.

Do you like his work?

That's the thing, it's all Only Fans stuff

and I don't have an account.

Just ask about that world if it's so foreign to you,

then I'm sure you'll have more to talk about.

Oliver, you're a genius.

I owe you one.

Perhaps a catch up later.

Yep. Sounds good.

Good luck.

All right, bye.

Sorry Connor, where were we?

Your last question was how often

people call me a porn star and if that upsets me.

Yeah, let's just leave that.

Can we start again?

Yeah.

Great.

On your Only Fans account,

does your content include you having sex with others?

Yeah, sometimes it does.

Great. That leads onto my next question.

Are you currently in a relationship

and does your partner support your content creation?

That's a really good question.

Thank you.

Well I don't have a partner, but if I did,

I'm not sure what he would think

about me having sex with others.

Awesome. This is going great.

Yo pretty sure he'll like this one.

I'm not feeling very romantic at the moment.

I wouldn't take my advice if I were you.

Oy, this anniversary is kind of like a big deal,

like a momentous occasion and I don't wanna fuck it up

by buying some sad ass record

just because you're being a sad cunt right now.

Please don't call me a sad c.

We're in public.

Are you still stressing about this play bullshit?

Conflicted.

Yeah, I mean I want to go to Gabe's play,

but I also don't wanna come off as a loser,

you know, going to my ex's play

starring his little twink boyfriend.

I don't know.

I guess the point is, if you don't go,

then you'll never know how bad it really is, right?

It's not a reason to go.

Maybe you could come with me.

Right.

That's the thing that'll make you

look like a lot less of a fucking loser.

You're totally right Adam.

Totally right.

Wait, sorry, I kind of thought today was about me,

not about you for once.

So if you don't mind, we could shift the focus back to me.

That'd be awesome.

Sorry.

Thanks buddy. I appreciate it.

All done.

What do you think?

Do you love it or do you hate it?

I never use those words.

Love and hate?

Yeah they're just not the kind of words

I use to express myself.

And what has it got to do with my interview?

Don't worry about that.

Ethan this really good writing and with a few tweaks,

I'd say this is one of our better interviews of late.

So you like it?

Yeah I do.

That's great.

It is.

Well, thanks for your help today.

It was really nice of you.

It was nothing.

You did all the work.

I got an idea to say thank you.

You slut face.

Told you he was into me.

I mean, I don't blame him. Look at how hot I am.

Your brother is going to kill you

for fucking his best friend.

Actually, he was fucking me.

Slut munch.

You're a bigger slut than me.

Wait, what about that hottie A?

What about ape?

Mhhm, well I'm pretty sure he has the hots for you so.

Do you think he might fuck me?

Aiden.

Such a little hoe.

I'm just a young gay with nothing to lose.

So until someone pins me down,

I'm doing what and who I want.

Maybe if we're still single at 30

you and I should date each other.

- Oh vomit. - Hey guys.

No fucking way.

Any of you free on Sunday.

Why Cindy? Do you need company at the dog park again?

Yeah no.

Do any of you wanna ride

on my motorbike in Pride march? I've got room for one.

No Cindy, not really sure why you asked us.

That's for the Dykson bikes, isn't it?

It is. And do you know what?

With a haircut like that, you'll fit right in.

Okay, get back to work.

This is gonna blow your mind.

Aren't you gonna have one?

No. I thought we could share.

Oh, almost forgot.

You ready?

I really think I wanna ask Abe out

but I'm just, you know me, I'm so nervous and shy and timid,

so I just, I don't think I can do it.

Well that's part of your problem.

If you don't do it, you're not gonna do it.

Look, you gotta be confident, okay?

Show me your confident face.

No, that's just your weird face.

I dunno I thought I looked pretty fucking confident.

Well, have you asked him out yet? No.

- No. - Okay pretend I'm Abe, right?

Ask me out.

Hi Abe. Will you go out with me.

Okay what we in? Fourth grade?

I don't know. What am I meant to say?

Hi Abe, I like your dick.

Well it's a start. It's better than saying

will you just go out with me.

Look, why don't you say,

"Hey Abe, what do you like?"

Hey Abe, what do you like?

Because I like your dick.

Is that better?

You're getting there. You're getting there.

Maybe start saying, "Hey Abe, how are you with your mouth?"

Do you reckon you can tell me

if my orgasm face is very good?

I'm just not really sure if it's up to par.

- Okay, well- - Like this. Like this.

Or do you reckon it's more? Do you reckon it's I'm more,

I'd be more like, I'd be more like subtle, more like,

or like, do you reckon I, if I maybe make it a bit bigger,

like ooh.

Or like, so it depends.

Like I switch it up between that one or like, ah.

Oh my God sunshine you made it.

Oh my God you know at first I was really scared, you know,

I was like, why me?

I'm not an actor.

Sure.

But now I love it.

And I'm gonna get an agent and I'm gonna get head shots.

So look out Jennifer Cox.

It's Courtney Cox and Jennifer Anderson, not Jennifer Cox.

I need to thank you Adam.

Oh, for what?

For being you, unrefined and unfiltered

and unapologetically you.

Thank you.

Sally, let's get that drink.

Let's go son.

Adam, you made it.

I said I would.

Oh wait.

I'm glad you saw it.

I'm happy you're happy.

I hope you liked it.

So you never mentioned

that the main characters were based on me and Marco.

Well, I was inspired by many things,

but you guys did do a bulk of the talking,

so it kind of just steered in that direction.

Well, it kind of just paints me out to be a slut.

No, it's sex positive.

Look, don't take it personally.

Oh but it's actually me in the play.

Aiden is me.

So how could I not take that personally?

Adam, I do not wanna start a scene here.

Oh, no, no, no, no you've made a scene

that there's a whole play of scenes

where I look like a fuck wit.

That's not what I'm saying.

You didn't have to, all right.

Aiden told me.

Look, I need to leave.

Yeah, I think it's best you do.

Good luck with it all.

It was nothing like me.

I mean, I don't even talk like that.

Like I was never a big slut back then.

I wanna make that very clear, I wasn't.

He was only my second.

And you know,

I would've loved to have seen the gay character.

Nobody played him.

And you know what?

Like I don't even care

that his new boyfriend is cuter than me.

Yeah. No. Yeah.

But you think I'm cute yeah?

Yeah.

But you don't need me to tell you that.

Oh, but I do.

You know, my ex used to call me cute.

I bet he hates my long hair now.

Hey, should we get out of here?

I'm good.

I think I'll stick around for a bit longer.

But you enjoy the rest of your night.

But why do that

when we could have an even better time alone?

I just, I think you need to work your shit out.

Well hey, wait a minute.

Like there's nothing to work out.

I mean, that's the point of having exes,

it's over Red Rover.

You look different with your clothes on.

Guy.

It's you.

Oh.

Hey.

What the fuck are you doing here?

Getting wasted like every other overworked

and underappreciated gay in here.

Oh, it's so good to see you.

I hope you're not still mad

that we didn't get to finish the other day.

No, I love blue balls before bed.

It's my favorite.

Yeah, if you haven't seen me on Grindr,

I've probably blocked you.

I have. I blocked you.

How are you anyway?

So sorry, that was such a crazy night.

Like my brother needed to get his laptop,

so I had to kinda steal it from this really hot guy.

I'd love to tell you the rest of the story,

but something tells me

you might not be interested in hearing it.

I'm not.

More interested in finishing

what we started the other night.

We can do that.

But at your place.

My place It is.

Yeah. Finish this.

Say goodbye to my mate.

Thank you.

I'll wait here.