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So next week's game is Monday.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You want to get together then? Hell yeah, bro. Sweet,

That sounds good.

Hey, bro.

What's up? I don't know if you noticed, but the last time the girls had a

slumber party, I think they were watching porn, bro.

What? No.

Bro, seriously, I think that they waited until everybody went to sleep, and I

heard it.

No, come on. My sister watching porn?

And your sister, everyone knows she's a prude. Bro, I don't think they would be

watching porn.

No, it was either that or they had some guys in the room. And I find that hard

to believe because my sister's always been talking about you, bro.

Really? Yeah.

She'd always be like, where's Tyler?

Oh, come on. She's playing or something like that.

I'm just saying, bro.

All right. Well, I don't know. How about we wait till later tonight and we'll

just sneak into the room like together?

I can't find out what's really going on. Yeah, you know, after the so -called

movie that they're going to have, you know, maybe when they do, you know, the

porn thing.

Catch him? Yeah.

All right, what's going to happen?

I don't know. We'll see.

But what time is the game? Heaven?

Yeah, I work now. I'm done right now. Let's do it.

Where's that remote at, though? Somewhere around here. Okay, well, come

You know, I'm kind of thinking.

You said your sister's into me.

Talks about me a lot. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

You know, my sister does the same thing about you.

Yeah. Almost to, like, a point where it seems like she does like you.

For real? Yeah, dude. Maybe, like, I don't know. They do have boyfriends,

though. Just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can score, right?

I guess, man. That's good analysis. I liked it. Let's see how tonight goes.

I like it.

Look at this post that I posted.

You look kicker. Thank you.

You curled your hair there, too.

Thanks. It's getting so many likes already, though.

I know. Look at that. You really are.

I just want to say something, though.

What? Your brother.

He's, like, really cute.

You think?

Mm -hmm.

I don't know.

I guess your brother's kind of cute, too.

I mean, I guess they're just fucking idiots.

Wow.

Oh, my God.

I don't know. So I was thinking, my boyfriend's coming tonight. You're

tonight, too. Yeah.

So, like, I was thinking, like, we can wait until they go to sleep, and then,

like, we can go and watch a scary movie.

Yeah, we'll turn it up really loud so that they can hear.

I don't even know how they don't know that we've been doing this the past few

days. I know, they're so dumb.

Oh, what?

What kind of play is that?

Ridiculous. How could they call that?

Hey guys, we're going to go into the room.

Oh yeah?

Are you guys going to watch the movie?

Yeah.

Right. Well, good night.

That's what a movie may add.

You ready to watch this?

I don't know.

Oh, gosh.

I heard it was really scary.

I know.

what is she doing what is she doing i don't know i don't know why why is it

starting off like this i really get where you didn't do it

I love you.

fucking kidding me what are you guys doing what what do you what's wrong with

this we thought you guys were our boyfriends yeah boyfriends yeah we're

for our boyfriends to come here tonight oh so wait you guys weren't watching

pornographic movies that night you guys weren't meeting your boyfriends yes oh

my god what if mom and dad finds out about this i can tell them everything

don't say anything don't you guys are

What are you doing?

How was it?

I won't say anything to mom and dad.

Maybe we can continue and you guys will get exactly what you wanted to, what you

were expecting from your boyfriends.

I mean, we were kind of enjoying it.

Yeah, I mean, I did like feeling, you know, I like the feeling of an older

Really? It was good, huh? Yeah.

The best you've ever had, huh?

Well, we can continue that.

Yeah. Yeah?

Yeah.

Can you spread it?

It's in the air.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

Do you feel that?

Give me a second.

think we should get out of here before your real boyfriend to get here i'm

checking that yeah bye don't tell mom yeah please

so

bad

i know