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Welcome to the second season of the
House of Law and Lastery.
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I'm already seeing some sparks.
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Did you see the carpet?
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It's all in your sex size.
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Something a bit soft happened. Don't be
jealous. We're wanted. They cheated, for
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sure. Don't tell anyone.
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It's a bit evil.
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We have to fuck with everyone.
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Prepare yourself, because you are about
to get a close and personal with four
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real -life couples.
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who are about to get up close and very
personal with each other.
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Well, my tongue is, I can dip too much
anything.
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This season is going to be bigger,
bolder, juicier, and a hundred times
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than any other reality show could
handle.
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Our gorgeous couples are Catherine and
Rob,
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Alex and Cam, Mike and Nina, and me and
Jimmy.
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This hot couple will be getting to know
each other while taking part in some
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sexy challenges in my house.
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Why? Let's just say there might be an
orgy by the end of the week.
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Sexually, there are no rules, as long as
you all mutually consent. I'm expecting
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the unexpected.
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Hello,
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it's
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me, Paulita Babel, founder of Blastery
.com.
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For the next five days, I'll be your
host, your helper, and your occasional
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mischief maker.
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All in the name of some very special
last three couples' dirtiest dreams to
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true. And what better place to do this
than in this beautiful villa in
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On their way to us right now.
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There are four real -life lustery
couples ready to spend five wild days at
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house. Do you think they're ready to
play by my rules? Let's go.
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Good meeting you guys.
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I finally have after three flights, a
long, long journey.
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How long did it take to arrive with us?
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Before we start, what might be the most
exciting, most revealing, possibly
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most... naked week of your life.
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Let's meet our couple.
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So nice.
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Oh my God, look at that.
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So I'm Catherine Knight.
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I'm Rob Hodgson. And we've been together
for about seven years and a half.
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We met on Tinder.
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She was my first match on Tinder.
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Yay. Wow.
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Oh, my God. Look at the pool.
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Yes.
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And, yeah, we've been together ever
since.
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We've always been open, and we have had
many different dynamics as a couple.
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Partners in common, partners
individually.
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Yeah.
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A little more.
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Our sex life is very dynamic depending
on the month and how many things.
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Are you
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excited?
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No, not at all. Who's going to be here?
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Hey,
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I'm Sam. And we met about five years ago
in Guadalajara, Mexico at an Acroyoga
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retreat.
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Yeah. I was a volunteer.
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Some came with an acro partner, wasn't
that partner?
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Platonic acro partner. Platonic acro
partner, that's it. But she ended up
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me, of course, because whatever.
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New Year's Eve night, we were
celebrating, dancing.
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I'm coming like this for the middle of
the party, like looking for her.
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And she's there in the middle of the
crowd.
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like you know when there was those
movies and you can see like just you see
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the girl but she was kissing another
girl and i was like and she was yeah
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so then we knew that this would work
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Oh, we've got a bartender. Yeah.
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I guess when I want to describe our
relationship, I think of it in terms of
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open relationship partners who are
married. But I guess I don't necessarily
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like. Think about that too much in our
relationship.
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Yeah, I think we make decisions
together. We like to do stuff together.
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Hi. Oh, my God.
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Cheers. I think every year we take about
four to six months off just to focus on
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our relationship.
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Yeah, but in general, like, it improves
our sex life for sure because now we, I
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mean, like, practice makes perfection.
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And we have a lot of practice.
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I can't wait for everyone to get here.
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How many do you think are coming?
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I have no clue, no idea. We entered the
house and Catherine and Rob were there.
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My first impression is like, fuck yeah.
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That's the couple we want to see.
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Yeah, it was really nice to meet them.
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I don't know, they were super chill and
like laid back, super sexy. I don't
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know. Yeah.
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And you haven't met anybody yet?
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Nope. That's so nice.
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That's so nice.
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I think there's people there already.
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Is that?
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Yeah. Oh my gosh. Yeah.
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Oh, my God.
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I'm Mike. I'm Nina.
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And we've been together for how many
years now? Eight years now. Eight years.
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Yeah, so a long, long time.
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Very long.
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Get on up here. Damn.
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Nice to meet you guys. Nice to meet you.
Hello. Hi, Sam. Oh, nice to meet you
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guys. Hi.
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I'm Alex. Hey, Alex.
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Nice to meet you. Oh, my gosh. I love it
here. Hello.
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Hey, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you. How you
doing, dude?
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Me too. We met on a dating app. We
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met on a dating app, the classic.
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And I thought I'd never going to see him
again after the first date.
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But turns out he's still here.
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Yeah, we decided to open up our
relationship pretty early on. Yeah, I
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was like one year and a half in our
relationship. It was like exploring,
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other people together.
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Yeah. And we found dating people
together was our best.
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like dynamic yeah yeah so like i came
out as bi and so we thought we would
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like explore it together so we started
dating women together yeah and couple
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stops as well yeah we just love watching
each other like have pleasure so if
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that's with us or with other people yeah
yeah absolutely that's what we enjoy so
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we're really really excited where you
guys come from all the way from london
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yeah the weather is so nice here so how
would we describe our
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relationship I'd say, yeah, passionate.
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Very passionate.
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Fun. Fun, yeah.
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We're very easygoing people.
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We try to avoid, like, stress or drama,
you know, that kind of thing, but who
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knows what we'll find here.
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But, yeah, we're quite, like, chill
people, easygoing.
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Yeah, with a little bit of spice.
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Just a little sprinkle.
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Okay, so whose idea was it to come? Both
of us.
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Yeah, yeah.
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We love this idea.
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We said it at the same time. Yeah.
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Yeah, sign us up. This sounds like our
job.
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I was excited to meet her, and also Sam,
I think, made a really good impression.
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He was really welcoming and just had the
energy, which I love.
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We're not the last ones, right?
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Well, we don't know.
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Is there more?
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I think there may be one more. My last
three.
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Hello. Jimmy and me. Yeah, we are from
Berlin.
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Couples in 9 or 10 years already.
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And we have an open relationship.
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We figured that out a few years ago.
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Back then we met in, I don't know if
it's like university or something, but
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yeah. Since then we love like working
together on like professional base, but
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also get to know each other more
personally. And I don't know, like fell
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love. But the first time when she saw
me, she thought I'm an athlete.
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Yeah. But then...
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It turned out good. Yeah. Guys, guys,
there's more people.
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Oh, my God.
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Hi. Mia.
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Oh,
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my God.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh,
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my God. They obviously know you.
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Exactly.
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What's going on?
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Do you know Mia?
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Yeah, what the fuck?
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It's crazy that they were here.
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That's going to be so cool.
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Oh my God, having my best friend here is
going to be amazing.
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Can't wait to play with them.
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Yeah, yeah.
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How are you doing?
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Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.
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Oh, nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.
Welcome.
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A few years ago, we decided we want to
have a more interesting, like, sexual
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life, sharing it with other people. So
we thought it would be so nice to be on
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something like that.
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Yeah, experiencing, like, new things,
couple swaps, stuff like that.
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So what do you think is the sexiest
couple?
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Oh, the sexiest is hard to tell because
they're all, like, so fucking hot and I
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kind of crushed on all of them.
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But Sam is looking really hot.
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I was crushing on, like, both of them,
like, on Alex and Sam a lot. I think
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I mean, it was... Such a hot couple.
Yeah, it was really nice to meet Sam.
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I think Sam is the sexiest. Yeah, I knew
he was the sexiest. Yeah, she caught
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our eye from the beginning.
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Our vibe, for sure. Yeah, 100%. Yeah,
honestly, I feel like everyone has made
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good impression. Everyone's, like,
really friendly, really open. Yeah,
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how it goes after a couple of days and
everyone's hating each other. But at the
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moment, everyone's playing nice. Super
cool, yeah, yeah.
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Do you want to do one now?
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I'm already crashing the mic.
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I could tell one day I'll write that you
were looking at me.
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Who is the sexiest person? You better
save me. Now I'm joking.
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The great thing is Catherine is here.
Rob is here.
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What the fuck? This is so fucking cool.
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Like, these are our besties. And we were
wishing for that so bad.
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Gonna have a great time.
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Crazy. Gonna be so much fun. I think I'm
most excited for the orgy because you
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can't put this many hot people together
and not expect that to not work.
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It's gonna be fucking great. We're gonna
have a great time. Can I cough?
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Welcome to the house of love and lustry
now that you've met each other you can
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explore the house and pick your room
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And then we had to, like, pick our
bathrooms.
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It was so messy, like, everyone was just
running together through the house.
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I took the bathroom.
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Of course.
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Yes, bathroom.
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Maybe we need it later.
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I intuitively knew that the bathrooms
are typically
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on the...
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West wing.
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How did you know?
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Basically, he has long legs and he's
really good at running and then he just
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like drags me along.
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And I think once I like spread my legs
on the bed and like, you
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know, this is us and we're gonna like
claim it, then we just kicked everyone
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else out.
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Can we share it?
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Sorry, guys, but we're gay.
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What?
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Oh,
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man.
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Can't believe that we were the first to
enter to the house, and we're getting
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the serious room, babe.
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Let's just say, like, I didn't expect
not to be sleeping next to my partner,
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we should get over this, though, right?
Like, somebody's going to invite us to
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their bedroom anyways.
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If anything, we can kind of turn it into
a positive.
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I don't have to sleep next to you.
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I love you. Give me a kiss.
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Totally one of the couples would like
stay in here with us. I hope so. And we
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can ask them to be on the top. So when
they're fucking, it'll encourage us to
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fuck. I hope so. There's no chance I'm
sleeping in here. Yeah, I know. There's
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no chance.
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Really? No.
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This is the last room.
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No. How do we end up with this room?
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Absolutely not.
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Fuck.
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I cannot believe we got the worst room
in the house.
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You cannot even fuck here.
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Yeah, I know.
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Oh, my God. I can't believe me and Jimmy
didn't want us to share the room. And
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we tried to get with me and Jimmy. We
were going to share the room because
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have another double bed next to them.
And she was such a bitch. She didn't
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to share it. That was disappointing.
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Yeah. I don't know.
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Bump bed.
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No. Yeah. We had to sleep separately.
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That was so bad.
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Yeah, there's no way I'm sharing this
with you.
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Yeah, no.
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We don't want to dance that though.
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Right.
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And did you see the carpet? Of course.
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With all the good sex toys.
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But how can you get it? I feel like we
have to figure out how to do it. Like
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maybe there's like some games that we
have to win.
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Since all of our lovely couples have
found their bedrooms and my sex toy
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cupboard, let the games begin with a
sexy getting to know you task.
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There's something over there.
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Oh, let me get it. Yeah, I think there's
a letter. Yeah, it's a letter in a box.
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I want you to play the game Never Have I
Ever, but with things you
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have done.
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If it's something you have done, collect
a heart from the box.
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The goal is to collect as many hearts as
possible.
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The couples are going to get to know
each other by playing my sexy, twisted
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version of Never Have I Ever. The truth,
the whole truth, and nothing but the
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truth, no matter how hard, wins the
game.
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Never Have I Ever fought a singer before
his concert and after his concert.
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Very lucky dinger. Okay. Never have I
ever fucked in an amusement park.
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Oh, wow.
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Heather? It was so fun to see, like, on
how many different places, situations,
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people had sex.
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Never have I ever fucked for
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Eight hours straight.
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So the
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Never Have I Ever game was really fun. I
feel like it was really good to get to
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know everyone's, like, naughty, dicey
side.
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Never have I ever... Fuck.
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In a museum.
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In a volcano.
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What?
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Everyone was so naughty.
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yeah everything was all dirty in an air
balloon above the pyramid the
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one in the balloon that in my drift car
after drifting
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my whole food in someone's pussy what
what
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i had my whole speech on top of here
inside someone's youtube you have your
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feet are you kidding a hole
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We're not trying now.
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What size shoe are you?
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Ten and a half.
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Fuck.
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What? My best friend's partner.
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Technically. Been in a more than 15
people orgy.
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I got a heart. You got a heart? Yeah.
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Never have I ever had a famous soccer
player on all fours for me.
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Like the whole evening and drinking out
of my hands. And on an official event.
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Dominating. Is that it? Yeah. We
counted.
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25,
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26, 27, 28,
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29.
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What the fuck? Sam and Alec, they
cheated.
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No way. There's no way they got at me.
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Yeah, there's no fucking way.
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They cheated for sure.
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No!
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They cheated for sure. Like we didn't
even play this many rounds. Oh, I
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I cheated hands down. We pretended that
there was another contestant coming up
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and I grabbed all of those hearts. Like,
don't tell anyone.
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Congratulations. Congrats.
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And in this game, and every other game,
winning matters, because I don't have
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quite enough tickets for everyone to go
to the orgy. Each point brings our
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couples one step closer to joining the
orgy at the end of the week.
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Oh My god, I am so happy to have you
here Yolo gorge
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How's the day been so far?
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Yeah Getting to know each other. Yeah.
Are you guys getting along?
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Wonderful I'm already seeing some spark
Before I congratulate
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today's most adventurous couple
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I want to lay down some House of Love
and Lustry house rules, okay?
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Sexually, there are no rules.
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As long as you all mutually consent.
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Now, every day, you will be given fun
tasks and games, and those will give you
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points and rewards as a couple.
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I know some of you already checked out
the sex toy cupboard that I have in the
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house. By the end of the week.
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The House of Love and Lustry will host a
very exclusive orgy.
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This orgy is so exclusive, I only have
three tickets for three couples
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to attend.
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You will be given points, at my
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discretion, based on your performance in
the task. Now the highest scoring...
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Three couples will earn entrance to the
orgy at the end of the week. I think we
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are a very strong couple.
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I'm going to win.
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We're going to win.
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It's our game plan. I feel like we play
like the nice guys, you know, and like
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underestimated and like the dark horses.
Like no one's going to know that we're
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going to do like sneaky stuff.
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we have to with everyone i'm usually a
little bit competitive but For an orgy,
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I'm going to be extra competitive.
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Some of them already know each other.
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I feel like we actually have it to our
benefit. What happens when something new
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comes? Everybody wants to try it. You
want that new iPhone.
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00:21:31,460 --> 00:21:32,460
Yeah, exactly.
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Sit back and let everyone just have
drama and blame each other and just stir
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pot like exploding. Yeah, a few little
comments on everything.
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We're going to win for sure. This orgy
is ours.
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Watch out.
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I want my pot.
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Are you ready?
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Let the games begin and the three best
couples win, I would say.
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Now back to today's game.
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I want to congratulate our most
adventurous couple of today. Our
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and Alec. Give me a big applause for
them.
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Indeed,
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closer to the orgy. But not only that,
there's more.
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You get to choose a couple to join you
for an afternoon of delight.
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I have an idea.
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I think we should do an acro class to
see who we connect with.
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Yeah. And we choose the winner from
there. That could be nice. You guys down
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with that?
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00:22:39,980 --> 00:22:41,620
Yeah. A little competition.
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00:22:42,540 --> 00:22:44,620
So fun. So everyone else.
357
00:22:45,130 --> 00:22:49,250
limber up and i'm gonna let you take
here okay cool yeah we'll stretch you
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okay guys have fun enjoy yourself be
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kind to each other but also you know
compete compete you're joining the rg
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us and just remember my house is your
house
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now go have fun
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We're going to do a little warm -up, so
let's start, like, move your hands up
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and down. We love teaching Acroyoga. It
actually, like, brought us together.
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Oh, you're activated now. All right,
guys, and so with that activation, we're
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also going to activate consent because
that's a huge part of Acroyoga as well
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life in general. It's about
communication and boundaries, and we
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that to other people.
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So you're going to go around, and you're
going to say, Hey, I'm Sam.
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I'm Alex.
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Hey, Alex, can I touch your chest?
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Yes, you can.
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Perfect. Hey, Tam, can I put my hand on
your hip? No.
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And that's okay.
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I'm Mike. You learn how to communicate
in a different way, sometimes silent,
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sometimes with just touch.
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Can I put my hand on your knee? Yes.
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00:23:59,740 --> 00:24:00,740
Hey,
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can I touch your hair?
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00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:02,880
Can I?
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00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:04,240
Mike? Yes.
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00:24:05,740 --> 00:24:06,740
Together?
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00:24:08,220 --> 00:24:09,220
Yes.
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They are so good at it and they made
like the craziest thing that's never
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00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:22,800
this. You can go super fast.
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00:24:24,420 --> 00:24:26,760
Okay, let's try it. We will be around to
help you.
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00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:27,960
Stop! I'm ready.
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00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:33,240
Am I okay with this? Is this crossing my
boundary? Do I want to perform this
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move? Do I feel safe enough to perform
this move?
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00:24:39,940 --> 00:24:40,940
Oh,
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00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:46,480
that choreography was really good.
391
00:24:47,020 --> 00:24:52,520
Easy. I mean, we are both gymnasts.
They're so flexible, so strong. It's so
392
00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:54,140
easy. No, it was not.
393
00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:59,400
dying oh my god i was so scared about
the acro yoga i was like so anxious to
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00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:06,280
it i don't know if i'm gonna like it but
we were having so much fun
395
00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:13,000
yeah uh it went so smoothly exactly okay
we're gonna go into the next pose
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which is one of the most fundamental and
it's called burt so there is a strong
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line and from there i can come over mia
you come up here
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and i want to see that you guys are
actively here because if somebody
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accidentally falls for the front it was
so fucking good like it inspires me so
400
00:25:34,980 --> 00:25:40,040
much you pushed me away a few seconds
ago okay i'll walk away all right and
401
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:43,670
right now you're going to your chest try
not to bend at the hip And it was also
402
00:25:43,670 --> 00:25:49,550
so connecting, like, how the bodies,
like, to each other. Extend your knees
403
00:25:49,550 --> 00:25:50,229
you can.
404
00:25:50,230 --> 00:25:51,730
Oh, my God.
405
00:25:52,450 --> 00:25:54,950
Now, do you notice that your feet are
slightly coming off?
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00:25:55,830 --> 00:25:56,830
Oh,
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00:25:58,410 --> 00:25:59,410
shit.
408
00:25:59,630 --> 00:26:00,630
Nice.
409
00:26:01,650 --> 00:26:02,650
Got it?
410
00:26:03,050 --> 00:26:05,790
Yeah, just like that, and then replace
your foot.
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00:26:07,490 --> 00:26:10,290
Trust in it. You've got to keep your
arms straight for him. Even if they
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think they will do it, they end up doing
it. And look, the happiness on their
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faces when they're doing it with their
partners is priceless.
414
00:26:17,730 --> 00:26:19,510
Nice spotting, James.
415
00:26:20,330 --> 00:26:22,350
Okay, let's do a quick round of
girlfriend.
416
00:26:23,370 --> 00:26:28,770
It's empowering everybody to switch a
role that they anticipate they'll be and
417
00:26:28,770 --> 00:26:30,230
do it another way as well.
418
00:26:35,190 --> 00:26:38,650
I have to lift him up. Can you imagine
the weight?
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00:26:39,730 --> 00:26:42,010
No, you're not lifting him to my feet.
420
00:26:42,370 --> 00:26:43,370
You don't trust me.
421
00:26:43,550 --> 00:26:44,550
I'm not holding.
422
00:26:44,750 --> 00:26:45,750
I'm not holding.
423
00:26:47,010 --> 00:26:48,750
You're a flyer and you're a forward.
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00:26:49,190 --> 00:26:51,030
Push, push, push, push, push.
425
00:26:51,370 --> 00:26:52,370
Okay, wait.
426
00:27:24,020 --> 00:27:28,500
So we're going to finish the lesson with
a little bit of a game. I'm so ready.
427
00:27:28,500 --> 00:27:30,240
That's you included. Pass the flyer.
428
00:27:45,659 --> 00:27:49,280
Can we get the first flyer, Pat? Breathe
the hand that you're about to take.
429
00:27:49,460 --> 00:27:50,780
Yes, nice job. We got one.
430
00:28:03,610 --> 00:28:05,930
Okay, guys, let's see if we can make
this better as we go.
431
00:28:07,950 --> 00:28:11,290
Keep looking where your hands are going
to go. My personal favorite was, like,
432
00:28:11,310 --> 00:28:14,830
going to go along all the guys. Yeah.
Oh, yeah, and another, and another.
433
00:28:15,210 --> 00:28:16,450
So we're in whenever they're ready.
434
00:28:18,170 --> 00:28:19,210
Woo -hoo!
435
00:28:20,110 --> 00:28:21,110
Okay.
436
00:28:21,670 --> 00:28:25,350
So you're right, yeah. I'm very thankful
that we got the opportunity to do
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something that we really love and shout
to other people. Yeah, to share.
438
00:28:29,370 --> 00:28:30,770
It's like sharing another language.
439
00:28:35,620 --> 00:28:36,960
Okay, guys, did you have fun?
440
00:28:37,220 --> 00:28:38,320
Yes. Bravo.
441
00:28:38,580 --> 00:28:40,820
Oh, my God, that was so impressive.
442
00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:43,980
That was beautiful. Thank you, guys.
Thank you.
443
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:47,320
How was the experience for you, getting
more physical with each other?
444
00:28:49,660 --> 00:28:51,600
It's a nice way to connect with people,
right?
445
00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:53,380
Yeah. Well, it looked amazing.
446
00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:58,720
Have you guys made a decision on who's
going to be the lucky couple?
447
00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:02,920
Yeah, I believe he'll be announcing
that. I think we're going to choose.
448
00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:10,440
Oh, can you guess who they picked?
449
00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:13,820
Come on, I bet you're dying to know.
450
00:30:18,470 --> 00:30:21,790
Well, you can bend over while you do
that.
451
00:30:53,190 --> 00:30:54,470
You got your tongue.
452
00:31:50,749 --> 00:31:53,710
There you go.
453
00:32:04,110 --> 00:32:05,110
Oh.
454
00:32:43,390 --> 00:32:44,450
Are we leaving this one?
455
00:32:48,250 --> 00:32:52,010
It's kind of fun to pull off. Yeah? You
want to take it off? Yeah, yeah. Wait,
456
00:32:52,110 --> 00:32:54,110
wait, wait. Oh, yeah, then take it off
and do it. Yeah.
457
00:32:54,630 --> 00:32:55,750
Nice and slow, baby.
458
00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:16,440
Oh.
459
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:09,560
Keep going, keep going.
460
00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:13,480
Come on, give it to me.
461
00:39:18,730 --> 00:39:19,730
That's what I'm saying
462
00:42:12,230 --> 00:42:13,230
Oh!
463
00:42:44,780 --> 00:42:45,780
Oh, yeah.
464
00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:43,340
I think they're trying to say Jesus.
465
00:44:45,160 --> 00:44:50,680
Fuck. Come back.
466
00:44:52,300 --> 00:44:54,060
Put it back. Put it back.
467
00:44:54,380 --> 00:44:56,280
Oh, my fucking god.
468
00:44:57,940 --> 00:44:58,940
Fuck.
469
00:44:59,500 --> 00:45:00,640
Oh, my god.
470
00:45:17,270 --> 00:45:18,650
I never had that in my life.
471
00:45:20,450 --> 00:45:21,890
Do you like it?
472
00:45:22,630 --> 00:45:25,230
Oh, that feels so good.
473
00:45:25,930 --> 00:45:26,930
Oh, my God.
474
00:45:27,210 --> 00:45:29,330
Oh, fuck.
475
00:45:31,130 --> 00:45:32,250
I'm going to come here.
476
00:45:33,950 --> 00:45:35,310
Oh, yeah, it's harder.
477
00:45:37,470 --> 00:45:38,790
Oh, my God.
478
00:45:39,730 --> 00:45:41,090
Oh, shit.
479
00:47:39,150 --> 00:47:40,150
What can this thing can do?
480
00:48:09,180 --> 00:48:10,580
Can you come a little bit closer?
481
00:49:59,050 --> 00:50:00,050
I got you too.
482
00:51:07,910 --> 00:51:09,770
What about me eating her pussy?
483
00:51:13,310 --> 00:51:20,070
Do you want
484
00:51:20,070 --> 00:51:26,950
a missionary or like this? No, I kinda
wanna see both of you fucking one after
485
00:51:26,950 --> 00:51:27,950
the other.
486
00:51:28,810 --> 00:51:29,970
You know this.
487
00:51:53,549 --> 00:51:56,270
Are you taking advantage of the
situation?
488
00:52:23,150 --> 00:52:24,270
What are you supposed to do with your
car?
489
00:53:23,630 --> 00:53:24,630
Oops.
490
00:54:19,680 --> 00:54:21,980
Oh my God.
491
00:54:23,120 --> 00:54:24,940
Oh my God.
492
00:54:48,140 --> 00:54:50,660
I'm gonna sit on your cock.
493
00:55:56,259 --> 00:55:57,580
oh she's gonna make it
494
00:56:16,300 --> 00:56:17,300
It was a bit disturbing.
495
00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:25,840
Yeah.
496
00:59:15,370 --> 00:59:17,570
Oh yeah.
497
01:03:01,750 --> 01:03:06,810
we can put it up to the side no vibrates
when things hit your head
498
01:04:22,749 --> 01:04:23,749
I'm sorry.
499
01:04:24,430 --> 01:04:25,430
Give me some.
500
01:04:25,530 --> 01:04:26,950
No, some. Some is going to give you
some.
501
01:05:07,870 --> 01:05:09,450
Seeing you play is already helping.
502
01:05:59,920 --> 01:06:00,920
Oh yeah, it's coming.
503
01:06:01,860 --> 01:06:02,860
I'm coming.
504
01:06:34,319 --> 01:06:35,360
That was so much fun.
505
01:06:36,080 --> 01:06:39,500
Thank you guys. You guys did a match in
the micro and in the text.
506
01:06:39,760 --> 01:06:40,760
Yeah.
507
01:06:42,460 --> 01:06:43,460
Guys,
508
01:06:43,680 --> 01:06:46,600
okay, let's keep this on the down low,
though, because the other couples are
509
01:06:46,600 --> 01:06:47,299
going to be jealous.
510
01:06:47,300 --> 01:06:48,380
Like, did you see?
511
01:06:48,820 --> 01:06:51,360
Yeah, let's not tell them. Yeah. Yeah,
okay.
512
01:06:51,880 --> 01:06:54,280
Okay. In between us. Yeah.
513
01:06:55,220 --> 01:06:56,820
Good job.
514
01:06:59,820 --> 01:07:00,980
Come here, Penelope.
515
01:07:01,710 --> 01:07:02,710
Oh, yeah.
516
01:07:05,730 --> 01:07:11,390
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