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Welcome to the second season of the House of Law and Lastery.

I'm already seeing some sparks.

Did you see the carpet?

It's all in your sex size.

Something a bit soft happened. Don't be jealous. We're wanted. They cheated, for

sure. Don't tell anyone.

It's a bit evil.

We have to fuck with everyone.

Prepare yourself, because you are about to get a close and personal with four

real -life couples.

who are about to get up close and very personal with each other.

Well, my tongue is, I can dip too much anything.

This season is going to be bigger, bolder, juicier, and a hundred times

than any other reality show could handle.

Our gorgeous couples are Catherine and Rob,

Alex and Cam, Mike and Nina, and me and Jimmy.

This hot couple will be getting to know each other while taking part in some

sexy challenges in my house.

Why? Let's just say there might be an orgy by the end of the week.

Sexually, there are no rules, as long as you all mutually consent. I'm expecting

the unexpected.

Hello,

it's

me, Paulita Babel, founder of Blastery .com.

For the next five days, I'll be your host, your helper, and your occasional

mischief maker.

All in the name of some very special last three couples' dirtiest dreams to

true. And what better place to do this than in this beautiful villa in

On their way to us right now.

There are four real -life lustery couples ready to spend five wild days at

house. Do you think they're ready to play by my rules? Let's go.

Good meeting you guys.

I finally have after three flights, a long, long journey.

How long did it take to arrive with us?

Before we start, what might be the most exciting, most revealing, possibly

most... naked week of your life.

Let's meet our couple.

So nice.

Oh my God, look at that.

So I'm Catherine Knight.

I'm Rob Hodgson. And we've been together for about seven years and a half.

We met on Tinder.

She was my first match on Tinder.

Yay. Wow.

Oh, my God. Look at the pool.

Yes.

And, yeah, we've been together ever since.

We've always been open, and we have had many different dynamics as a couple.

Partners in common, partners individually.

Yeah.

A little more.

Our sex life is very dynamic depending on the month and how many things.

Are you

excited?

No, not at all. Who's going to be here?

Hey,

I'm Sam. And we met about five years ago in Guadalajara, Mexico at an Acroyoga

retreat.

Yeah. I was a volunteer.

Some came with an acro partner, wasn't that partner?

Platonic acro partner. Platonic acro partner, that's it. But she ended up

me, of course, because whatever.

New Year's Eve night, we were celebrating, dancing.

I'm coming like this for the middle of the party, like looking for her.

And she's there in the middle of the crowd.

like you know when there was those movies and you can see like just you see

the girl but she was kissing another girl and i was like and she was yeah

so then we knew that this would work

Oh, we've got a bartender. Yeah.

I guess when I want to describe our relationship, I think of it in terms of

open relationship partners who are married. But I guess I don't necessarily

like. Think about that too much in our relationship.

Yeah, I think we make decisions together. We like to do stuff together.

Hi. Oh, my God.

Cheers. I think every year we take about four to six months off just to focus on

our relationship.

Yeah, but in general, like, it improves our sex life for sure because now we, I

mean, like, practice makes perfection.

And we have a lot of practice.

I can't wait for everyone to get here.

How many do you think are coming?

I have no clue, no idea. We entered the house and Catherine and Rob were there.

My first impression is like, fuck yeah.

That's the couple we want to see.

Yeah, it was really nice to meet them.

I don't know, they were super chill and like laid back, super sexy. I don't

know. Yeah.

And you haven't met anybody yet?

Nope. That's so nice.

That's so nice.

I think there's people there already.

Is that?

Yeah. Oh my gosh. Yeah.

Oh, my God.

I'm Mike. I'm Nina.

And we've been together for how many years now? Eight years now. Eight years.

Yeah, so a long, long time.

Very long.

Get on up here. Damn.

Nice to meet you guys. Nice to meet you. Hello. Hi, Sam. Oh, nice to meet you

guys. Hi.

I'm Alex. Hey, Alex.

Nice to meet you. Oh, my gosh. I love it here. Hello.

Hey, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you. How you doing, dude?

Me too. We met on a dating app. We

met on a dating app, the classic.

And I thought I'd never going to see him again after the first date.

But turns out he's still here.

Yeah, we decided to open up our relationship pretty early on. Yeah, I

was like one year and a half in our relationship. It was like exploring,

other people together.

Yeah. And we found dating people together was our best.

like dynamic yeah yeah so like i came out as bi and so we thought we would

like explore it together so we started dating women together yeah and couple

stops as well yeah we just love watching each other like have pleasure so if

that's with us or with other people yeah yeah absolutely that's what we enjoy so

we're really really excited where you guys come from all the way from london

yeah the weather is so nice here so how would we describe our

relationship I'd say, yeah, passionate.

Very passionate.

Fun. Fun, yeah.

We're very easygoing people.

We try to avoid, like, stress or drama, you know, that kind of thing, but who

knows what we'll find here.

But, yeah, we're quite, like, chill people, easygoing.

Yeah, with a little bit of spice.

Just a little sprinkle.

Okay, so whose idea was it to come? Both of us.

Yeah, yeah.

We love this idea.

We said it at the same time. Yeah.

Yeah, sign us up. This sounds like our job.

I was excited to meet her, and also Sam, I think, made a really good impression.

He was really welcoming and just had the energy, which I love.

We're not the last ones, right?

Well, we don't know.

Is there more?

I think there may be one more. My last three.

Hello. Jimmy and me. Yeah, we are from Berlin.

Couples in 9 or 10 years already.

And we have an open relationship.

We figured that out a few years ago.

Back then we met in, I don't know if it's like university or something, but

yeah. Since then we love like working together on like professional base, but

also get to know each other more personally. And I don't know, like fell

love. But the first time when she saw me, she thought I'm an athlete.

Yeah. But then...

It turned out good. Yeah. Guys, guys, there's more people.

Oh, my God.

Hi. Mia.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. They obviously know you.

Exactly.

What's going on?

Do you know Mia?

Yeah, what the fuck?

It's crazy that they were here.

That's going to be so cool.

Oh my God, having my best friend here is going to be amazing.

Can't wait to play with them.

Yeah, yeah.

How are you doing?

Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.

Oh, nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Welcome.

A few years ago, we decided we want to have a more interesting, like, sexual

life, sharing it with other people. So we thought it would be so nice to be on

something like that.

Yeah, experiencing, like, new things, couple swaps, stuff like that.

So what do you think is the sexiest couple?

Oh, the sexiest is hard to tell because they're all, like, so fucking hot and I

kind of crushed on all of them.

But Sam is looking really hot.

I was crushing on, like, both of them, like, on Alex and Sam a lot. I think

I mean, it was... Such a hot couple. Yeah, it was really nice to meet Sam.

I think Sam is the sexiest. Yeah, I knew he was the sexiest. Yeah, she caught

our eye from the beginning.

Our vibe, for sure. Yeah, 100%. Yeah, honestly, I feel like everyone has made

good impression. Everyone's, like, really friendly, really open. Yeah,

how it goes after a couple of days and everyone's hating each other. But at the

moment, everyone's playing nice. Super cool, yeah, yeah.

Do you want to do one now?

I'm already crashing the mic.

I could tell one day I'll write that you were looking at me.

Who is the sexiest person? You better save me. Now I'm joking.

The great thing is Catherine is here. Rob is here.

What the fuck? This is so fucking cool.

Like, these are our besties. And we were wishing for that so bad.

Gonna have a great time.

Crazy. Gonna be so much fun. I think I'm most excited for the orgy because you

can't put this many hot people together and not expect that to not work.

It's gonna be fucking great. We're gonna have a great time. Can I cough?

Welcome to the house of love and lustry now that you've met each other you can

explore the house and pick your room

And then we had to, like, pick our bathrooms.

It was so messy, like, everyone was just running together through the house.

I took the bathroom.

Of course.

Yes, bathroom.

Maybe we need it later.

I intuitively knew that the bathrooms are typically

on the...

West wing.

How did you know?

Basically, he has long legs and he's really good at running and then he just

like drags me along.

And I think once I like spread my legs on the bed and like, you

know, this is us and we're gonna like claim it, then we just kicked everyone

else out.

Can we share it?

Sorry, guys, but we're gay.

What?

Oh,

man.

Can't believe that we were the first to enter to the house, and we're getting

the serious room, babe.

Let's just say, like, I didn't expect not to be sleeping next to my partner,

we should get over this, though, right? Like, somebody's going to invite us to

their bedroom anyways.

If anything, we can kind of turn it into a positive.

I don't have to sleep next to you.

I love you. Give me a kiss.

Totally one of the couples would like stay in here with us. I hope so. And we

can ask them to be on the top. So when they're fucking, it'll encourage us to

fuck. I hope so. There's no chance I'm sleeping in here. Yeah, I know. There's

no chance.

Really? No.

This is the last room.

No. How do we end up with this room?

Absolutely not.

Fuck.

I cannot believe we got the worst room in the house.

You cannot even fuck here.

Yeah, I know.

Oh, my God. I can't believe me and Jimmy didn't want us to share the room. And

we tried to get with me and Jimmy. We were going to share the room because

have another double bed next to them. And she was such a bitch. She didn't

to share it. That was disappointing.

Yeah. I don't know.

Bump bed.

No. Yeah. We had to sleep separately.

That was so bad.

Yeah, there's no way I'm sharing this with you.

Yeah, no.

We don't want to dance that though.

Right.

And did you see the carpet? Of course.

With all the good sex toys.

But how can you get it? I feel like we have to figure out how to do it. Like

maybe there's like some games that we have to win.

Since all of our lovely couples have found their bedrooms and my sex toy

cupboard, let the games begin with a sexy getting to know you task.

There's something over there.

Oh, let me get it. Yeah, I think there's a letter. Yeah, it's a letter in a box.

I want you to play the game Never Have I Ever, but with things you

have done.

If it's something you have done, collect a heart from the box.

The goal is to collect as many hearts as possible.

The couples are going to get to know each other by playing my sexy, twisted

version of Never Have I Ever. The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the

truth, no matter how hard, wins the game.

Never Have I Ever fought a singer before his concert and after his concert.

Very lucky dinger. Okay. Never have I ever fucked in an amusement park.

Oh, wow.

Heather? It was so fun to see, like, on how many different places, situations,

people had sex.

Never have I ever fucked for

Eight hours straight.

So the

Never Have I Ever game was really fun. I feel like it was really good to get to

know everyone's, like, naughty, dicey side.

Never have I ever... Fuck.

In a museum.

In a volcano.

What?

Everyone was so naughty.

yeah everything was all dirty in an air balloon above the pyramid the

one in the balloon that in my drift car after drifting

my whole food in someone's pussy what what

i had my whole speech on top of here inside someone's youtube you have your

feet are you kidding a hole

We're not trying now.

What size shoe are you?

Ten and a half.

Fuck.

What? My best friend's partner.

Technically. Been in a more than 15 people orgy.

I got a heart. You got a heart? Yeah.

Never have I ever had a famous soccer player on all fours for me.

Like the whole evening and drinking out of my hands. And on an official event.

Dominating. Is that it? Yeah. We counted.

25,

26, 27, 28,

29.

What the fuck? Sam and Alec, they cheated.

No way. There's no way they got at me.

Yeah, there's no fucking way.

They cheated for sure.

No!

They cheated for sure. Like we didn't even play this many rounds. Oh, I

I cheated hands down. We pretended that there was another contestant coming up

and I grabbed all of those hearts. Like, don't tell anyone.

Congratulations. Congrats.

And in this game, and every other game, winning matters, because I don't have

quite enough tickets for everyone to go to the orgy. Each point brings our

couples one step closer to joining the orgy at the end of the week.

Oh My god, I am so happy to have you here Yolo gorge

How's the day been so far?

Yeah Getting to know each other. Yeah. Are you guys getting along?

Wonderful I'm already seeing some spark Before I congratulate

today's most adventurous couple

I want to lay down some House of Love and Lustry house rules, okay?

Sexually, there are no rules.

As long as you all mutually consent.

Now, every day, you will be given fun tasks and games, and those will give you

points and rewards as a couple.

I know some of you already checked out the sex toy cupboard that I have in the

house. By the end of the week.

The House of Love and Lustry will host a very exclusive orgy.

This orgy is so exclusive, I only have three tickets for three couples

to attend.

You will be given points, at my

discretion, based on your performance in the task. Now the highest scoring...

Three couples will earn entrance to the orgy at the end of the week. I think we

are a very strong couple.

I'm going to win.

We're going to win.

It's our game plan. I feel like we play like the nice guys, you know, and like

underestimated and like the dark horses. Like no one's going to know that we're

going to do like sneaky stuff.

we have to with everyone i'm usually a little bit competitive but For an orgy,

I'm going to be extra competitive.

Some of them already know each other.

I feel like we actually have it to our benefit. What happens when something new

comes? Everybody wants to try it. You want that new iPhone.

Yeah, exactly.

Sit back and let everyone just have drama and blame each other and just stir

pot like exploding. Yeah, a few little comments on everything.

We're going to win for sure. This orgy is ours.

Watch out.

I want my pot.

Are you ready?

Let the games begin and the three best couples win, I would say.

Now back to today's game.

I want to congratulate our most adventurous couple of today. Our

and Alec. Give me a big applause for them.

Indeed,

closer to the orgy. But not only that, there's more.

You get to choose a couple to join you for an afternoon of delight.

I have an idea.

I think we should do an acro class to see who we connect with.

Yeah. And we choose the winner from there. That could be nice. You guys down

with that?

Yeah. A little competition.

So fun. So everyone else.

limber up and i'm gonna let you take here okay cool yeah we'll stretch you

okay guys have fun enjoy yourself be

kind to each other but also you know compete compete you're joining the rg

us and just remember my house is your house

now go have fun

We're going to do a little warm -up, so let's start, like, move your hands up

and down. We love teaching Acroyoga. It actually, like, brought us together.

Oh, you're activated now. All right, guys, and so with that activation, we're

also going to activate consent because that's a huge part of Acroyoga as well

life in general. It's about communication and boundaries, and we

that to other people.

So you're going to go around, and you're going to say, Hey, I'm Sam.

I'm Alex.

Hey, Alex, can I touch your chest?

Yes, you can.

Perfect. Hey, Tam, can I put my hand on your hip? No.

And that's okay.

I'm Mike. You learn how to communicate in a different way, sometimes silent,

sometimes with just touch.

Can I put my hand on your knee? Yes.

Hey,

can I touch your hair?

Can I?

Mike? Yes.

Together?

Yes.

They are so good at it and they made like the craziest thing that's never

this. You can go super fast.

Okay, let's try it. We will be around to help you.

Stop! I'm ready.

Am I okay with this? Is this crossing my boundary? Do I want to perform this

move? Do I feel safe enough to perform this move?

Oh,

that choreography was really good.

Easy. I mean, we are both gymnasts. They're so flexible, so strong. It's so

easy. No, it was not.

dying oh my god i was so scared about the acro yoga i was like so anxious to

it i don't know if i'm gonna like it but we were having so much fun

yeah uh it went so smoothly exactly okay we're gonna go into the next pose

which is one of the most fundamental and it's called burt so there is a strong

line and from there i can come over mia you come up here

and i want to see that you guys are actively here because if somebody

accidentally falls for the front it was so fucking good like it inspires me so

much you pushed me away a few seconds ago okay i'll walk away all right and

right now you're going to your chest try not to bend at the hip And it was also

so connecting, like, how the bodies, like, to each other. Extend your knees

you can.

Oh, my God.

Now, do you notice that your feet are slightly coming off?

Oh,

shit.

Nice.

Got it?

Yeah, just like that, and then replace your foot.

Trust in it. You've got to keep your arms straight for him. Even if they

think they will do it, they end up doing it. And look, the happiness on their

faces when they're doing it with their partners is priceless.

Nice spotting, James.

Okay, let's do a quick round of girlfriend.

It's empowering everybody to switch a role that they anticipate they'll be and

do it another way as well.

I have to lift him up. Can you imagine the weight?

No, you're not lifting him to my feet.

You don't trust me.

I'm not holding.

I'm not holding.

You're a flyer and you're a forward.

Push, push, push, push, push.

Okay, wait.

So we're going to finish the lesson with a little bit of a game. I'm so ready.

That's you included. Pass the flyer.

Can we get the first flyer, Pat? Breathe the hand that you're about to take.

Yes, nice job. We got one.

Okay, guys, let's see if we can make this better as we go.

Keep looking where your hands are going to go. My personal favorite was, like,

going to go along all the guys. Yeah. Oh, yeah, and another, and another.

So we're in whenever they're ready.

Woo -hoo!

Okay.

So you're right, yeah. I'm very thankful that we got the opportunity to do

something that we really love and shout to other people. Yeah, to share.

It's like sharing another language.

Okay, guys, did you have fun?

Yes. Bravo.

Oh, my God, that was so impressive.

That was beautiful. Thank you, guys. Thank you.

How was the experience for you, getting more physical with each other?

It's a nice way to connect with people, right?

Yeah. Well, it looked amazing.

Have you guys made a decision on who's going to be the lucky couple?

Yeah, I believe he'll be announcing that. I think we're going to choose.

Oh, can you guess who they picked?

Come on, I bet you're dying to know.

Well, you can bend over while you do that.

You got your tongue.

There you go.

Oh.

Are we leaving this one?

It's kind of fun to pull off. Yeah? You want to take it off? Yeah, yeah. Wait,

wait, wait. Oh, yeah, then take it off and do it. Yeah.

Nice and slow, baby.

Oh.

Keep going, keep going.

Come on, give it to me.

That's what I'm saying

Oh!

Oh, yeah.

I think they're trying to say Jesus.

Fuck. Come back.

Put it back. Put it back.

Oh, my fucking god.

Fuck.

Oh, my god.

I never had that in my life.

Do you like it?

Oh, that feels so good.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

I'm going to come here.

Oh, yeah, it's harder.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

What can this thing can do?

Can you come a little bit closer?

I got you too.

What about me eating her pussy?

Do you want

a missionary or like this? No, I kinda wanna see both of you fucking one after

the other.

You know this.

Are you taking advantage of the situation?

What are you supposed to do with your car?

Oops.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

I'm gonna sit on your cock.

oh she's gonna make it

It was a bit disturbing.

Yeah.

Oh yeah.

we can put it up to the side no vibrates when things hit your head

I'm sorry.

Give me some.

No, some. Some is going to give you some.

Seeing you play is already helping.

Oh yeah, it's coming.

I'm coming.

That was so much fun.

Thank you guys. You guys did a match in the micro and in the text.

Yeah.

Guys,

okay, let's keep this on the down low, though, because the other couples are

going to be jealous.

Like, did you see?

Yeah, let's not tell them. Yeah. Yeah, okay.

Okay. In between us. Yeah.

Good job.

Come here, Penelope.

Oh, yeah.

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