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Retaliation is just a fancy word for revenge.

But sometimes you've just got to say stop.

You can't be prepared for everything in this world.

You've got to make the best of whatever happens.

I've learned a lesson about the fine line between success and disaster.

And I know what disaster feels like.

My name is Gilbert. I'm 11 and I'm allergic to eggs.

I may have the world's most severe egg allergy.

So I know what to watch out for. Especially at birthday parties.

But eggs in pizza meatballs? I didn't see that one coming!

Spewbert! Spewbert! Spewbert!

He spewed all over the party guests!

It only happened once, but that was enough.

Suddenly I was no longer Gilbert. I was Spewbert to the entire school.

Being Gilbert was hard enough.

Being Spewbert was just impossible.

Birthday parties were never the same again.

You think you're among friends...

But you're only invited because everybody wants to see Spewbert.

So I stopped going to birthday parties.

Eventually I was no longer invited either.

I promised myself that no one would ever see me spew again.

Even if I had to live off bread and water for the rest of my life.

So when mom got a new job, I got a new chance!

Dad was happy wherever, as long as he had his guitar.

A new chance in a new place where nobody had heard of Spewbert!

Nor would they.

-Nice, isn't it? -Yes.

Choose your room, Gilbert.

Put it in the corner. I'll be in the middle.

Nothing comes for free. Now focus! Good job!

One more. Come on!

No, just... Aim for the corner. Try again. Give it your best shot.

Okay, I'm ready!

You sure are a powerful shooter! I'll go grab the equipment.

What are you doing?

-Survival training. -Huh?

You're weird. Do you play ice hockey?

-No, but I used to play football. -Right.

But I quit. It wasn't my thing.

Pretty good keeper reflexes! Maybe ice hockey is your thing?

-Never mind Kasper and Lars. -Line, are you coming?

We're off to hockey practice now. Our team actually needs a new keeper.

Come on, we don't have all day!

I gotta go.

-What's your name? -My name is Gilbert.

Line.

I've played lots of hockey games!

-Can I start training ice hockey? -No one plays ice hockey.

Everyone around here does.

Ice hockey is not for us, Gilbert. It's a very violent game.

What if you hurt your fingers? You'll have to cheat on the G chord.

It's good to do some sports too, not just guitar.

Sure, but playing guitar is physically quite demanding.

-Team sports. Getting to know people. -He could start a band.

-We don't know if there's an opening. -Yes, the team needs a keeper.

Oh really? How do you know?

The neighbour told me. Her father is the coach.

Right... So there are girls on the team?

We'll think about it. See if your summer clothes still fit.

You'll need two shorts and one t-shirt for every day.

-It's summer in Spain now. -This still fits.

-Keeper? That's a big responsibility. -So?

Yes, of course you can!

All right then. That's good.

Everyone is cheering! They love him!

Gilbert! Gilbert! Gilbert! It's a save!

Oh no!

Gilbert, it's for you!

It's the neighbour.

-Are you the one plying ice hockey? -Yes.

Hi!

-Dad...! -Oh right! I'll finish packing.

You like to dress up?

We're going to Spain with mom's new job.

-Oh. So maybe you can't come then. -Sure! I mean, what?

-I'm having a birthday party. -Birthday...?

Hockey birthday! I've invited the whole team.

Birthdays are risky for egg-allergics.

One meatball and suddenly you're Spewbert. But this was my chance.

But if you don't want to...

-Yes, yes, I'll be there. -Great! Bye!

-Please! -It's very nice that you're invited.

-And that you want to go! -But it's not possible, we're going away.

Please, please, please!

I can't cancel two days before. What do you think my boss will say?

Everybody's going. I can start school knowing people.

-I can stay home alone. I don't mind. -No, Gilbert. Not until you're 12.

-What? -Okay, 15 then.

But I told her I'll be there.

We're not going to get a babysitter the week before Christmas.

Couldn't we ask your sister?

Doris? She's my half-sister. Half!

-It's not a good idea. -Yes it is! Then I can stay here.

Yes, wouldn't that be nice? She's all alone anyway.

-You haven't seen her for years. -She's still my aunt.

Call her and ask. Maybe she wants to spend Christmas with us.

Seriously?

Otherwise it will seem like we're only after a babysitter.

-But we are. -We have no other family nearby.

Please!

-Okay. -Yay! Thank you so much!

Børre! Open the door!

They're here now!

Gilbert! Gilbert! Gilbert!

You're my favourite nephew, you know. Look how tall you've become!

You'll be much taller than your dad.

-How nice of you to come. -Of course!

We're going to have a real home-alone party! Such good times!

-I'll get that. -It's okay.

-No, Børre. I will get this. -All right then.

No, Børre, no!

-Did you bring Christmas decorations? -Yes, I did.

Not for me, but for Gilbert's sake. All children love Christmas.

Didn't you know that? He didn't know!

Please be careful with that box.

Gilbert, let me ask you something. Do you believe in Santa Claus?

You believe in Santa Claus! I knew it!

This is your room, Doris.

Next door to Gilbert. What do you think?

This is not very big, and that's not a problem.

I've bought lots of food. Enjoy everything in the house.

Yummy! Great!

-Gilbert's food is in here. -Gilbert's food?

-You know he's allergic to eggs. -Right...

Gilbert will be fine as long as there's no mishaps.

No processed or composite foods. You won't believe what contains eggs.

Processed food is no good. You never know what they put in it.

Well anyway, we keep them separate, just in case.

Even butter knives, so he won't get egg residue. Gilbert knows all this.

-Mom, it's no problem. -No, no!

-Gilbert! Here's egg free chocolate cake. -I'm not bringing my own cake!

-Then what are you going to eat? -Let me call Line's dad.

No! I'll tell them myself.

-Are you sure? -Hello, I'm 11. I can handle it.

Okay, we trust you.

-Shouldn't we call them anyway? -He can handle this.

Oh, there you are!

There's a lot of special treatment in this house because of a little egg allergy.

Just a little flatulence...

-Are you done? -Yeah.

Great! Then let's say good night.

Good night!

Oh sorry, I just... I need to be alone for a while.

Good night.

Poor aunt Doris! Living all alone like that. Right?

Yes, but she's better off without that guy. He was quite a rooster.

-What do you mean? Rooster? -He was very fond of women.

She wasn't the only chicken in that chicken coop.

He had a tit across the street as well as a trush and a grouse.

-I get it. -He was even nesting with an owl.

Oh hi, darling!

-Are you going to bed? -Yes.

What's up with aunt Doris?

What do you mean?

Gilbert, if you change your mind you can still come with us.

No, I'm okay. I just wondered if there's something wrong with her.

-That's one way of putting it. -Doris has a few issues.

-Her medicines give her a little... -Flatulence?

Exactly. It's not her fault.

No. We should sorry for her. She's lonely and sick.

-Should we wake you before we go? -Let's say goodbye now.

-Adios, amigo! -Goodbye, darling. Enjoy!

-Have a great time at the party. -I will.

Show them who's the boss! See you in five days!

Fall in!

Gilbert! Come quick! The roof is falling down!

Come!

Be careful, so it won't fall.

Just hold here. And then let's do this.

There. Now press.

-What do you think? -It's great!

-It looks like our house. -It is our house, can't you see?

This is me, this is you. See? Best friends.

Having a wonderful time together! The two of them.

-What's this? -An ice rink.

So I can play ice hockey with the neighbour.

That's not what I had in mind.

There will be no ice in the garden. There's snow here.

And it's Christmas. A time for families. Not girls next door.

See? Look here! It's so lovely!

Hi, I want to hold aunt Doris' hand!

Woah, I want to hold aunt Doris' hand too!

Everybody wants to hold my hand!

Would you rather decorate?

Yes. This was fun. Let's make it a Christmas tradition.

-Sure we can! -We have a deal, then.

Yes. Let's build the rest of the houses.

On this street. The church too! It's Christmas after all.

-Will we have time? -Why on earth not?

I've got things to do before the birthday party.

-The birthday party... Is it today? -Yes.

But we've got to finish this dough.

There.

-Here. -Does it have egg in it?

Of course.

-You're not going to eat it. -I can't even touch it.

-Why not? -It could go wrong.

Once I touched my eye after touching eggs.

It gave me a monster face. It wasn't pretty.

Right. There!

There you go. Wear those.

-Let's see... -Seriously?

The thinner the better.

Baking all day is not my idea of a home-alone party.

Auntie's party really had only one guest. Herself.

How fantastic! We're a great team! Imagine that!

We pulled it off. Church and all. Unbelievable!

I thought we only had enough for the last house before the church.

But then... Roll, roll, thin, thin. Will it be enough? Yes!

Gilbert?

This time I would do everything right. Spewbert was history!

Is this where you are? I'm waiting for you downstairs!

-I just had to... -You don't have to go.

I'm going to that birthday party.

I've been up since five!

Baking for you.

Perhaps we should do something nice for me now.

-Okay? Hm? -All right.

But I don't have much time. The birthday party starts at six.

Come here!

-Oh, I love Mikado! -What? When you deal, I get to start.

No. The oldest player starts. Those are the rules.

I remember your father. He was terrible at Mikado!

It touched.

-Did it? -Yes.

Borderline case?

Okay, fine!

-Hah! 50 points! -That one is 25.

It says so on the box.

-Finished? -Yes.

Bravo! You're better than your dad. Congratulations!

-Retaliation! -Huh?

You won this time. Now it's my turn. That's how it goes.

The party starts now. I'm not even dressed yet.

You can't back out now. Are you scared of losing?

-Do your parents let you win? -No!

-"Poor me! I can't handle losing!" -I'll be late!

-I'm leaving. -Why?

Nobody knows you. They won't notice if you're not there.

I'm going to that birthday party and I'm leaving right now.

What about me? Are you leaving me here alone in a strange house?

-It's only for two hours! -This is quite... I'm quite shocked!

You're leaving me here while you're stuffing yourself with her.

That's why you're here! So that I can go to that party.

We wouldn't invite you for Christmas if we didn't have to!

What...?

Gilbert.

I won't forget this.

-Are you wearing that? -Yes. It's a hockey birthday.

Oh dear, you won't fit in. You don't have the body for it.

-Ice hockey is a sport for bullies. -There are girls on the team.

I don't know what they're made of, but that explains a lot.

I just don't want you to get disappointed, since you're sick.

-I'm not sick. -Really?

Not bringing your egg free cake?

Oh yeah, that's awkward. Bringing your own cake to a party!

"No, I won't taste your cake."

"My mom baked an egg free cake that I have to eat."

Awkward! Here you go.

-Hi! Sorry I'm late. -Come in!

Hello...

-Happy birthday! -Thank you.

We call it "hockey birthday" when we invite the whole team.

Just remove the protective gear and keep the shirt on.

Come inside when you're ready.

This is my neighbour, Gilbert. He will be joining our team.

-Are we having cake soon? -Hi.

-Where did you play before? -I've only played football before.

Then why do you have the full outfit?

I see you're ready for the match. Let's see now...

Time for cake! Moving him into offside...The birthday girl first.

-Then the hockey player. -Ladies first!

There. Help yourself.

-Are you not having any? -No, thank you. I...

I baked it myself.

Have some! It's really delicious!

Hello! It's her birthday!

I have 30 seconds. I can make it to the bathroom in 10.

That leaves 20 for the cake.

Of course I will have some.

There are many ways to be a hero.

Some people cross the South Pole or climb a mountain.

Others eat cake.

This is really good!

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

Thank you so much!

Is this one from you?

"Happy birthday, Line. From Gilbert."

-Thank you! -So you can spy on the neighbours.

Dad, can Gilbert join our team even if he's new? We need a new keeper.

-Newbies should start from scratch. -He's got excellent keeper reflexes.

-Is he going to be our goalie? -Yes!

-I was actually a keeper at football. -It's not the same.

-Can't we try? -Sure.

Come practice with us tomorrow, then we'll see.

Huh?

Bye!

Sshhh! Be quiet!

-Good morning, aunt Doris! -Oh, there you are!

Sit down. I've made you breakfast.

How was the birthday party?

Good.

And the cake? Delicious?

Sure. Very nice.

How nice. Great! Glad you liked it.

Something wrong?

I don't know if it was an accident or punishment for what I said.

But I definitely had to be careful with her.

Hi! Gilbert can't come out. He and I and spending some time together.

-Come in! Let's go to my room. -Okay!

Gilbert! We're supposed to hang out together!

Gilbert!

-Oh! You've got fish! -Yes. His name is Jens.

-Hi, Jens! -He's a little shy.

Jens!

We had fish before too! Sushi and Maki. But they died.

Sushi and Maki?

Dad called them that, to prepare me for them dying.

He hasn't been comfortable with death since my mother...

-Oh, I didn't know. -I hadn't told you.

-Do you miss her? -I don't remember her.

She died when I was a baby.

It's hard to miss someone you never knew.

Do you miss your old friends?

Yes. Very much.

But it's nice to make new friends too.

Are you any good?

-Oh no! -Yes!

-From midfield! Did you see that? -You really are good.

-This is a drop. -I know.

Dad says that to be a good hockey player, you've got to really want it.

-And you mustn't be afraid. -I scored again! 2-0!

The most important thing is to stay focused.

Yes!

Fooled you!

I'll get you for that!

I'll sit like this.

Funny.

I'm sorry to interrupt when you're having so much fun.

We're getting pressed for time. Christmas won't happen by itself.

We've got pork patties, brawn, herring and a lot of baking to do.

-The cooking alone will take days. -We have tacos on Christmas Eve.

-Tacos? -It's our favourite food!

That may be. In this house we're having a proper Christmas.

Prepared by Gilbert and me, not Mexican processed food to go.

All right then!

I'll pick you up at five. Don't forget your skates and stick!

Gilbert!

Start with this.

-Do you need all of them today? -Every single one.

There's another large bowl if you finish this.

There's almonds in everything. Marzipan, almond cake, gingersnaps...

I had to think of something to escape in time for practice.

-Oh no! Wait now... -I can help you.

Sure. Go ahead, try! It just doesn't...

Look at this. It's the spray, I tell you!

Oh right. You do all of them at once.

That's really nice! You're good at this.

I had to find her weakest spot and lure her into a trap.

Aunt Doris, how are your pains?

Gilbert...

I wish I could say they're better, but you know what?

For me, when I think about it...

I can't remember the last time I had a whole day without pain.

It feels like knives being forced into my skull.

All of a sudden. No warning.

Boom, there it is. And furthermore...

Be quiet, so you'll hear everything. This is important stuff.

That's how painful it is. It makes you jump!

Have I told you about the noises in my head?

Is it tinnitus? Tinnitus, is it? It's tinnitus.

"Doris, where are you?" they say.

Loudly! "Doris, where are you?"

Give me a piece of marzipan.

You walk along happily, thinking: "Today I'm not in any pain!"

Many people have sore backs. You know what I've got?

It's like doing this with a needle.

Inside my spine.

Get it?

You know, I wish I could tell you that everything was okay.

But it's not. Unfortunately.

-Poor you! -Yes.

I understand if you need a rest. I'll give you some peace and quiet.

I think I need a little nap myself.

Gilbert, that's a great idea!

Let's have a little lie-down.

Oh dear.

-I'll go get Gilbert. -All right.

Hi!

-Gilbert, don't scare me like that! -Sorry.

It's okay. Ready for your first practice?

Yes. Oh, thank you!

Yeah, go on now!

Well done, Line. Sarah, come on, shoot now!

Gilbert! Got eggs in your pants?

Huh?

-Swap! -Don't show them you're scared.

-Yellow out, black in. -Come on, you can do it!

Come on, guys!

Good job, Line!

Give it everything you've got now!

Good job, Gilbert!

I see you've got it in you.

-Gilbert! Well played today. -Thank you.

If you keep this up you can play the next match.

-Good job today. -Thank you!

-Bye! See you at practice tomorrow. -Bye!

Okay, boys. 3:30 tomorrow.

Bye!

-Oh. You again. -Gilbert left his helmet in the car.

Lies and deceit! What I hate the most.

I didn't want to wake you.

I just went to hockey practice. There's a match coming up, so...

I am responsible for you. Don't run off! I need to know where you are!

"Where is Gilbert?" "In Cuba with the girl next door!"

"He got run over by the snow truck. Who knows." That's unacceptable!

But... If I spend time with you during the day,-

-may I go to practice in the evenings then?

All right. On one condition!

I should have seen it coming.

A whole day of Mikado.

50 points.

-Hi, are you ready? -Yes. I'll just...

Ouch! Oh, Gilbert! Ouch, ouch!

-Wait a second. -What's the matter?

-Are you all right? -Phantom limb pain.

My appendix hurts like hell 12 years after I had it removed.

Oh, I can't stand it! I'm gonna die right now.

-Is there something I can do? -Make me some rice porridge, perhaps?

-Make you rice porridge?! -It soothes my bowels.

-But I'm off to hockey practice! -Up to you.

Perhaps it's no fun for you finding me dead in an awkward position.

Maybe it's no fun coming home to that.

You might think: "I should have just made that porridge."

That's what I would think.

Ouch, it really hurts!

Okay then!

I feel much better now, thank you. I'm even up for another round of Mikado.

Gilbert? Where did you go?

Gilbert! One more round! Come on!

Here's your chance to retaliate!

What a bad loser!

Appalling.

Honestly! All I asked was one more round.

Hi!

-What time is it? -Seven.

-In the morning. What do you want? -I want to practice with Line.

You're very keen, I'll give you that.

I'm sure she will teach you a few tricks. When she wakes up.

You'll need it. Your first match is tomorrow.

-If you have time? -I'll be there for sure!

Bye, Gilbert.

Yes!

Do you need someone to play with?

Hi!

Is your aunt feeling better?

Good job!

You're not even trying.

Focus!

Good thing you'll have a helmet at the rink.

Pay attention!

Gilbert, your aunt called. She's baking donuts.

We can eat all we want if we just bring some eggs!

-Do we really want to? -It's home-made!

Hey! Are you Santa's helpers?

We're on our way!

-Come on! -Are you coming?

Let's see...

There were eggs everywhere.

Aunt Doris knew very well that I could not take part in this.

I became the jerk who just stood there.

-Get it in while it's hot. -Oh right!

-That's the trick. Quick, quick! -I see.

You do it.

Are you having fun, Gilbert? Now that the neighbours are here.

This was a dirty trick, even for aunt Doris.

-The first tray is finished! -Ah!

Good girl!

Gilbert, you're the only one not doing anything.

The thinner the better.

Are you wearing those?

Don't take the whole dough.

... sweethearts!

Oh no.

Typical! It's starting to clog up.

I can't get it out.

Gilbert.

Have a look for me. Is something jamming the nozzle?

Good thing it's just eggs and sugar!

You should have seen yourself!

Gilbert! Don't take yourself so seriously. He tends to, you see.

Monster face!

Gilbert!

Gilbert?

Are you upset because I laughed?

-What are you doing? -Hi!

Keeper Kata!

-Why are you wearing a pantyhose? -Because...

You need to be able to fight...

-Gilbert. I'm trying to say sorry. -Your opponent! Blindfolded!

You must know how to trick with the sticks!

-What are you doing? -Practicing blocking techniques.

Take the pantyhose off!

See? Blocking.

You're so incredibly childish!

But...

Are you coming to the match tomorrow?

Jerk.

Didn't you want visitors after all?

What? You're wearing my pantyhose!

Oh wow! How terrible.

Is that all it takes?

Poor Gilbert. Oh well.

Wonderful...

Good times.

Or what? Could you just...

Turn around.

What's the matter? Still thinking about the girl next door?

I wouldn't do that. She left, just like that.

What a terrible person! Good riddance. Really!

Gilbert! One day you'll thank me.

It was a declaration of war.

If she wanted a war, she would get one.

I was ready to face anything and use every trick in the book.

Berit?

Come, Berit.

I've got breakfast for you.

Oh, it's so nice talking to you.

Good to talk to you. I'll spend some time with you. What's the matter?

Gilbert?

This is Berit.

Say hi, Berit.

What?

Yes, I know. He snuck into our room. Come, Berit!

Hiding inside my bathrobe.

Why are you wearing my bathrobe? That's weird.

Don't walk in like that. It's not normal.

Isn't it nice to walk free, Berit?

Berit! Come here.

-She doesn't want to be with you. -What are you saying?

She'd rather be with her own kind in the chicken coop.

You know nothing about my chicken or what Berit has been through.

I'll tell you one thing.

Berit is terrified of roosters! And with good reason!

So I think she'd rather be with me. Yes, I think so.

Berit, come to me. Let's hang out together.

Let's watch TV and have a good time.

Chickens don't watch TV. They just walk around like this.

Come, Berit.

Never mind that cockerel.

Don't mind him. Don't...

What's your problem? Go away, do something!

Don't hang around here.

Aunt Doris gave me the idea herself.

I was getting rid of her and her disgusting chicken, both.

Berit? What's going on?

Help!

Don't approach the rooster! What kind of idiot are you? Berit!

Stay away from my chicken! Go away, rooster!

Not the bookshelf!

Aunt Doris?

You scumbag!

Get away from me!

Stop!

Gilbert!

You're not getting rid of me that easily.

Gilbert!

We agreed to make this a Christmas tradition.

-Is Line ready? -I'll check.

Coming!

They're coming soon.

-Where's Gilbert? -He was a jerk after all.

-Told you so. -He stood us up at the match.

Real heroes fight until the very end.

They don't quit halfway to the South Pole because of cold feet.

Come on!

Yes!

Wait!

Are you coming along after all?

Wising up is allowed.

We're one too many for the car.

If you take your vests and helmets off, I think you can all fit inside.

You too, Gilbert.

We're leaving in two minutes, guys.

Come on! Everyone has to take their gear off.

Coach's orders.

-Don't! -Take it off!

Oh my god...

Have you lost your mind? You're completely psycho!

I don't want a friend who's like that.

Like what? Huh? Like what?

Like this?

Happy now?

Oh my god, did you see that?

Look! Look how nice they've made it!

Mom!

-Really? No sunshine at all? -A little, but three days of rain.

Hello, my darling!

-Doris told me about your mishap. -Huh?

Bad luck. I was so busy baking all the different types of Christmas cookies.

-To surprise you! -Hi, Gilbert!

Oh, sorry about the monster face. How was the birthday party?

-You did tell them? -Oh yes, he did.

The egg free cake was wonderful. Wasn't it?

-Was it? -It was, wasn't it?

-Yeah... -How nice!

All right, dinner is served!

Great service!

Wow, you've changed everything.

-And put up pictures. -Yes.

I see... You've decorated.

There! Today we're having coq au vin!

It means rooster cooked in wine. I hope you'll like it!

-You cooked it? -It's the only sensible thing to do.

-You cow! -Gilbert!

Don't be too hard on him. He's got heartache.

That's not true.

Darling...?

It's the girl next door. She's not quite right.

Poor Gilbert.

You'll pay for this!

The only thing that kept me going was the idea of revenge.

I just didn't know how.

How about rolling her in jam and put her on a wasp's nest?

Or feeding her cabbage until she bursts with her own fart?

The castle you built is awesome!

Very impressive!

Listen...

When you've got heartache it helps to think about nice things.

Like playing guitar. Now you'll have lots of time to practice.

When you get really good, getting girls won't be a problem.

Aunt Doris, would you like to try some Spanish delicacies?

That one is really nice.

The red one is good too, but very spicy.

Doris, are you okay?

-What was in it? -Tabasco. It's very spicy.

My lips are swollen.

My mouth is all red.

-May I serve dinner tomorrow? -Do you want to?

No, no. I...

Of course you can!

After everything you've done, you can just sit an relax tomorrow.

I finally knew what my revenge was going to be.

I was going to give Aunt Doris a taste of her own medicine.

Tabasco.

There. Ouch! Damn it!

-It smells wonderful. -Yeah...

-Hey! Looking forward to tonight? -Yes!

Eggs in the bathroom, eggs on my sandwich, monster face,-

-eggs in my bed, Mikado...

I had plenty to avenge.

Wish me luck!

-How's it going? -Perfect. Just stay seated.

Allow me.

It looks delicious!

I hope you'll like it.

-Help yourselves. -Thank you.

It looks wonderful.

There's water on the table already.

Here's to a merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas!

Have some water. It helps.

Gilbert, what have you done?

Okay, okay, okay!

I'm dying. I'm dying!

How do you turn this thing off?

-How could you do something so crazy? -She started it!

All I wanted when we moved here-

-was to be a normal boy with a perfectly normal life.

Aunt Doris would have called it retaliation.

But revenge is the right word.

And although I don't regret it, I don't want to be as bad as her.

I've considered everything, and I will not apologise to her.

-Why not? -She gave me eggs on purpose!

The monster face was on purpose too. In front of Line!

I don't like her even if she's lonely and sick.

-Come on, Gilbert! This is too much! -It's true.

She's got a chicken in her room.

You want them to believe that I've got a chicken in my room?

Yes! Come and see for yourselves.

It was right here.

I showed up on one day's notice in order to help you!

I only wanted to be part of the family. And this how you thank me?

-It's true. -Nice try.

You've been lying and pretending since day one!

Yes, I have.

I didn't dare to say anything at the party. I threw away the cake.

I'm sorry.

But what I told you about her is true.

You know, I've tried to help him this whole time.

But it's not easy when he's treating me like this!

Do you believe me now?

Do we need to talk about not setting people on fire?

That's it then. Merry Christmas.

Berit, let's celebrate Christmas at home instead. Børre.

Stay away from my chicken!

That's one person who can never admit she's wrong.

Or carry her own cases.

-Let's celebrate Christmas Eve! -Yes, let's!

I'll be right there.

Hi.

Did you want to say something?

I'm...

I'm allergic to eggs.

I throw up. A lot.

No matter how small the amount.

If I get egg on my face... Well, you saw what happened.

Does your allergy make you a jerk too?

No. That only happens when I try to keep it a secret.

Because I thought you might like me then.

You are weird.

See you around.