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Oh, hey, Stepdad.

I'm just off on my way to school.

Okay. Hey, I'm expecting a call about your grades today.

Is there anything I should know?

What? No.

I can't do anything.

Bye.

Hey, Stepdad.

How did your school?

Oh, okay. Well, you know I'm getting a phone call about your grades today,

right? Is there anything I should be concerned about?

No. No? No.

All right, well, go to school. Give your dad a kiss. Okay.

All right, bye.

This must be his school about the grades.

Hello?

Yes, this is him.

If you're concerned, she's failing math.

What?

All right, thank you so much. I'll have a talk with her when she gets home from

school.

I can't believe she's fucking failing math.

Let me call Jack to see how his daughter is doing also.

Hey, Jack, it's Mike.

Did you get the phone call about the grades?

Oh, yeah. I got the call.

My daughter's spelling math.

She's spelling English.

Oh, my God. You know what? How about you come over?

We'll both talk to the girls, and we'll have a little study class or something

like that, okay?

Okay.

All right. Sounds good.

Listen, you girls, we've been here for a while now, and it just doesn't feel

like you're paying attention or even giving any type of effort into this.

School's very important, right, Jack?

Yeah, you don't want to end up like some of these bums you see out here in the

streets, do you? I mean, that's why our city's all around with these people.

You have to get a good education so you can have a decent chance at life. Yeah,

I want you to go to college. I unfortunately didn't go, and you see how

have to work just to put food and everything on the table? You need to

Studying is very important.

So you're going to get in school.

It's just hard.

It's like, I don't want to put that effort in.

And, like, English is dumb. I already speak it.

I understand that. What am I going to do with this math in my future career?

It's not so much about how you're going to apply it later on in your life. It's

about showing people that you have the drive to see something through. And

school helps build a foundation for you, too. It prepares you for, you know,

once you graduate and become an adult.

It sets habits and routines for you, which is very important.

It's a structure.

It's the most important thing in your life right now. It's hard to see you in

your age, but trust us.

Yes, we've lived quite some time now.

I think they're starting to get distracted.

Maybe we should split up.

You know what, great. The two of them together just doesn't seem working out.

How about we go in the living room and we'll continue on and you take my

daughter, I guess, in her bedroom and help her.

We'll take a five -minute break or so. Yeah, give me a break.

Okay. All right.

Recharge, ladies, right? Okay.

Oh, my God.

I just want to go to the beach. Right?

Like, I just want to go shopping.

We know, like, enough of it, I think.

Right. You don't need to know all the complex stuff to, you know, get through

life. Yeah, it's not, like, really dumb.

Like, it's just so annoying. Oh, my God.

And now they're really going to crack down on us separately.

Right.

And I'm in my room with your dad.

Like, I don't want to be, like, rude or anything, but, like, your dad is kind

of, like, creepy.

A little bit. I mean, I guess.

Is he looking at you weird?

I've noticed a couple times.

I kind of noticed your dad looking at me a little bit, too.

That's so weird.

Yeah, like, hopefully nothing happens.

Right. And this is, like, short, it's about to end. Right, yeah, let's just

through it. Yeah. We'll get through it, and then we can move on, and we can go

to the beach.

Yes, okay.

Okay. Sounds like a plan. Yeah.

There you go.

Now, we started going on some of this stuff earlier, and you just didn't seem

really... It doesn't make sense to me.

Well, it's not making sense, probably, because... Well, for one, you're

distracted, like we were talking about earlier, but... Also, you should

get comfortable.

You know?

Yeah. Get comfortable.

We're going to be here for a minute. Okay.

So, you see right here?

Mm -hmm.

Okay.

See that?

Yeah. Okay, so that's an adjective.

Do you understand what that says?

No.

Okay,

well, listen, it's... Maybe we should have started from the beginning.

Okay. And honestly, I know sometimes it can be

intimidating.

But I think if you just spend a little more time and you study a little bit,

focus a little bit more on it without the distraction of your friend, I think

it'll work a little bit better. So get comfortable.

I want you to read all this right here. Read this paragraph.

Okay. Okay.

And then... If there's any questions

you have, feel free to let me know.

Don't hesitate to ask.

Okay? Okay.

I'm here to help you.

I just don't understand, like, any of this math at all.

Like... Like, why does this thing... How

does this turn into that?

Well... It doesn't even show the work.

I don't know.

You know, it's...

It's been a little while since I've been in school myself, so I'm not going to

pretend like I'm not a little confused.

What is this stuff they're teaching you kids nowadays?

Apparently algebra.

I mean, you do bring up a good point. I don't really use that much algebra in my

day -to -day life.

Exactly. That's why it shouldn't even matter.

What if...

what if we

okay

okay so see right there yeah um

yeah if uh if you would take that right there and move that over

this right there right okay and put it in that column

You start together?

I mean, I guess, but like, why? I don't get why with algebra.

I don't know if I'm really honest.

What does your teacher tell you?

Just because that's the way it is.

Really? Like, that's not how my brain works. I need to understand, like, why

this number is in a specific place, and why can't it go in any other random

place?

You know, honestly, I don't know the answer to that question right now.

But I'm sure if you would ask your teacher in class tomorrow, I'm sure he'd

able to explain it to you.

Yeah, but my teacher hates me.

I'm sure he doesn't hate you. You're a beautiful young girl, I'm sure.

She hates me.

Oh, it's a she.

Yeah. Huh.

Huh.

I mean...

tough situation, but there's that type of world nowadays.

Well, if you were to look at this there right here, you see?

And you just, you bring everything over to here, and it just feels like, oh, and

then... But for serums, I need to study.

Mm -hmm.

Exactly.

Yeah, if you just concentrate more on that... This is so hard.

Is that what you said?

It's just so hard, like...

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm sure it is.

All right, we could start with a few simple questions, okay?

Okay.

Like this one.

Is this sentence an active or passive voice?

The event was held by a reality TV star.

I don't know. What the fuck does that mean?

You have two questions. I mean, two answers here. You could just pick one.

not hard. What do you think it is?

Active? I don't know.

No.

It was passive, and how you're able to tell would be by the word help, which

meaning, you know, past tense.

Oh, okay.

All right.

Why don't we go on to the second question.

Where does this thesis statement usually appear in a paper?

I don't know.

Is it in the introduction?

The first body paragraph?

Maybe the conclusion?

The conclusion?

I don't know.

Let's see here. Is that the answer?

It's not the answer.

You're wrong again.

I'm getting kind of hot. It's kind of hot in here.

I'm fine. Are you okay?

Could you get me some water or something?

Sure. Water? No problem. Yeah. I'll be right back, okay?

Okay.

What? I need to tell you something.

You better hear this.

Oh?

I just went into the other room and I saw your dad hooking up with my

What? Yes, that's exactly what I was thinking.

What the fuck?

I don't know. I mean, it's fucking annoying.

She's my friend. Exactly.

I mean, your dad's my friend. He's touching my daughter and making out with

and everything.

So...

I mean, I have an idea.

I mean, I'm pretty fucking pissed about that.

Yeah. I mean, I can't believe you do that to me all the years. I'm here

you study and everything, and say we should get back at them.

I mean, don't you want to get back at your friend for hooking up with your

Come on.

I mean...

What is that?

Having fun?

Dad!

What are you guys doing?

What are you doing? Nothing.

What do you mean what I'm doing? What are you two doing, huh?

What are you talking about? What do you mean what I'm talking about? I saw what

was going on in that room.

I went in there to see what you were doing, and you two were doing it. What

we doing? He had his cock out, and his face was in your ass and everything, and

you looked like you were enjoying it a little much. I saw that.

Well, listen, I mean, it just happened. I just came over here to help her study,

and the next thing I know, it just happened.

Are you saying that my daughter threw herself on you?

Not exactly my cat, but I just couldn't.

Couldn't help myself. I don't know. And I wanted to get back at you because, you

know, I saw you hook up with my daughter and I wanted to, you know, hook up with

yours. That doesn't make any sense.

I didn't really think about it that much.

We were just talking about this.

I know.

What are we going to do here, huh?

I don't know what I was going to say. I mean, what do we do now?

You know, I think we should talk about it.

I mean, obviously the girls are into it.

They're into it.

Yeah, you got into it after a bit and you clearly seemed into it I

mean if you want

Don't you know wouldn't don't mind if you do but I need I need to Watch

you guys and make sure you're not Yeah,

I mean not only did he learn about English math is you know other things

the birds and bees and how to do it proper

you watching me? Like, that's weird.

Well, I'm not going to be watching you, per se. We're going to be keeping an eye

on you. Yeah, making sure your speech. He doesn't overstep, and he's going to

make sure I don't overstep. Let me, let me, let me just... Girls, we just

gotta... I don't want to get ahead of ourselves, but I...

can't help but feel maybe we just got this out of the way we can get back to

being focused on our studies and it also might make you you know want to focus

and be clear when it comes to studying too you need some tension some stress

that you have about studying

That wasn't terrible.

That wasn't the worst thing.

No, not the worst thing.

Do you think this would help you maybe study a little bit better?

Maybe.

Maybe you'd be some boy crazy?

I don't... I guess?

Well, just so long as my dad doesn't look at me, then I think it would be

Yeah, me too.

I don't think that would be... Hard to do, huh? Yeah, no, that's what I mean.

Of course. Yeah, we're just here to, you know, make sure we don't overstep each

other, okay? Yeah.

Okay.

How does she taste?

She tastes amazing.

What do you think? How do you like it?

Uh, kind of, yeah. What do you think about it?

Yeah? Why are you asking me?

I just want to make sure you enjoy yourself.

How's it doing, honey?

Dad, don't look at me. Stop

asking

me questions.

I just want you to know that you're feeling good.

Yes.

Honey, you know you can moan if you want to. It's okay.

You don't have to be so quiet.

It's just weird when you're right here.

I'm sorry.

Kiss each other.

Kiss each other.

Just like that.

Just like that.

Hey River, what do you think, huh?

Oh my god, that's good!

It's okay, I know.

It's your cock. It's weird.

Oh my god.

Oh

my

god.

Oh my god.

Oh my God.

How is it?

It's really good.

I'm just asking him.

Your daughter, she has a really good mouth.

How's my daughter?

How's her?

It's a fucking mess.

Hey,

River, come here. Come here. Kiss your friend's cheek real quick.

Come on. Just do it.

Just give it a little kiss.

Dad, what the fuck?

It slipped out, I'm sorry.

It slipped, whatever.

Oh my god, I'm not even...

Why don't you tell me your friends suck balls like this, huh?

I don't know!

Ah!

Yeah, all that spit on it fucking coughed you.

Whoa.

You look so sexy over there.

Just observing,

you know Stop looking at me.

Like I said, I'm just keeping an eye.

Oh, Bernie, you like that, don't you?

I'm sorry.

I can't help it.

Yeah, you can snap my daughter's chest.

Yeah, go for it.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my

God.

Thank you.

Thank you.

That's just something you're into. That's what you show them all. That's

Stop looking at me.

No.

You're making it weird.

You're making it so weird.

Just got to go to town. That's all.

Oh, my God.

Do you want to taste your friend's coffee?

Do you want to taste it off my cup?

Just stay right there. Stay right there.

I'll come to you.

Alright,

maybe not right.

Alright, come.

Why don't you come a little closer, honey?

I need to keep him on my side.

I want to make sure he's not...

Do anything you should be.

Just think, you're being a bad girl.

I just want to know, I mean, I want to know if Herb is having a good time too.

Are you?

Yeah. Yeah, she is.

Yeah, it's really good.

Herb, what do you like about her? Tell me, what do you think?

Um... Can you just talk?

No, we can talk about that later.

See, you know, I just want to know what's going on in your head.

What? I'm just looking.

It feels so good, right? Your face is fine.

It's okay.

We're just touching you right now, right?

It feels good, doesn't it? Oh, yeah.

I mean,

what are you doing?

It's like a therapy.

Did you find out, huh?

Yeah. Oh, well, then fuck it.

Yeah.

Oh,

sorry. I'm sorry.

Thank you.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Thank you.

That's just the tip, right?

Yeah. Did you see the pretty faces this time?

Thank you.

Thank you so much.

Oh, my God, it's something.

Oh, shit.

Oh!

I can tell you I'm so proud of Jesus Christ.

I can tell you.

I can tell you.

Thank you.

Yes, that's me.

Let me help your ass be open up just like that. I want to get all that pain

of you.

Oh, yes.

That's it, yes, that's it.

All of your daddy's girl, yes. All of your daddy's fucking girl's face, yes.

Oh, my God, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

That was some lesson, huh? Yeah, right?

I hope the girls learned something today.

That's crazy. I can't believe that happened. Me either.