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Hi, Grandpa.

Are you looking at me? Come on.

You want something to drink?

Drink my day.

How's my favorite step -grandfather?

How are you doing today?

Did you take your pills today?

Yeah, actually, I think so.

Are you sure you did?

I think so.

Grandpa.

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm sure.

Do you need help? Do you need to go to the bathroom?

Yeah, you know, I do. Okay, let me help you out.

Okay.

All right.

Here's your cane.

Let me help you.

Ready? What? I want to stand up with this.

Okay. Take your time.

All right.

Let's go.

You can hold on.

Yeah, I don't trust my back. Can you help me? Yeah, I got you.

All right.

We're going to go all the way over there, okay?

Yeah. All right.

Got it?

Yeah, yeah. All right. We'll stay.

Would you like me to stay or do you want me to just, uh, leave?

Do you need help? Would you mind helping me? Yeah, sure.

I, uh, I can't.

I got you, grandpa.

I got you.

Is that comfortable?

Yeah, here.

Grandpa!

What's happening here?

Well, the soldier's got a mind of its own. It's okay, Grandpa.

Do you need me to, like, do anything, or can you help me?

You know, it's a medication I take. It's got my body all in pain. Oh, yeah, I

bet. Yeah, so I guess I'm just going to sit here.

All right, you got it?

Oh, yeah. All right.

Can you help me hold it?

I mean, sure, Grandpa.

Are you sure? It's so cold.

I don't know about this, Grandpa.

You know, your grandpa has an enlarged prostate, so.

Oh, Grandpa.

You know, I got to do some exercises.

And the goal is to.

Yeah, I can help out. Yeah, just like that. I mean, I don't know about it,

you know, I don't know if this is right.

Yeah, that's, that works.

Yeah.

All right.

Does that feel good?

Yeah, it feels really good. Yeah?

Yeah, yeah.

Am I doing it right, Grandpa?

Is that good?

You know, you have to milk all the fluid out. Oh, okay.

If you don't want to do that, I can do it myself. I'm not supposed to be doing

that, Grandpa.

I don't think that's right.

Well, you can say no if you want.

I feel bad, Grandpa. I'll just do it.

I'll just help you. I guess it's okay, because I guess you are my step

Yeah, exactly.

So, if you don't mind, you can just grab it.

Okay, Grandpa.

Like this?

Yeah. Just a little good motion, just like that. Yeah?

You can cup the balls, too.

Oh, yeah? Right here? Yes.

Grab it in your hands.

Now, the goal is to milk all the fluid out of it.

Okay, and how should I do that, Grandpa?

Just like that. You can go a little faster.

Okay. Yeah.

What else?

You can cut the balls. Yeah.

Squeeze the balls like this.

Yeah. That's good.

Wow.

You're a pretty huge grandpa.

Yeah.

That's good. Yeah.

Is this fast enough?

Yeah, maybe you can produce some spit.

Like that

grandpa?

You got more spit? Yeah, I can do more.

Yeah. Does that feel good, Grandpa?

Yeah.

How do you like doing that? It's pretty interesting, Grandpa.

It is. Yeah.

Medical procedure. You know, you go through all this. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm glad I can help.

Mm -hmm.

Should I more spit?

Sure.

I want you to feel good, Grandpa.

Let me use more spit.

You want more spit?

Yeah.

You know what? Yeah.

Another good technique, really, to help the prostate is to use your mouth.

What's a prostate, Grandpa?

It's a part of a man's, you know, plumbing, so to speak, I guess. Let's

see.

Is that grandpa?

More sip?

I've

done

this before.

What grandpa? I think you've done that before.

Oh, I mean...

I don't know.

I mean, that's, you know. That's natural.

Yeah, I don't know.

It's my first time, Grandpa. Yeah.

Never knew about apostates and that. Oh.

Yeah.

Okay, let's see See if it comes out

I think I'll be good at it. You think so?

Yeah.

Oh, it's dangerous.

Just swallow the fluid, baby.

Oh, fuck it.

Just swallow it.

That's pretty good.

Yeah, right?

Wow.

Let's help you get back up.

Ready? One, two, three.

There you go.

There you go.

Are you okay?

Oh, great.

Oh, yeah, Grandpa?

Here we go.

Hey, Grandpa.

How are you feeling?

I feel good.

Okay, let me tuck your sheets right here.

Grandpa?

Looks like Grandpa's got a little piece of the morning wood. Is it your pills

again? Do you want me to hold on again?

Uh, yeah.

I'll just sit that down and maybe...

Yeah.

Yeah. Help me while I eat here.

Oh, Grandpa, this doesn't sound right.

Well, I mean.

That's kind of weird. Your nurse used to do it.

Well, I mean, I don't know how your nurse did that, but I guess I can help.

Well, if you don't want, you can go watch TV and I can take care of this.

No, Grandpa, I'll do it. I just didn't know your nurse did this, you know, so

I'll help out.

I got you.

Let me get this in here.

Yeah. Make sure you eat your food, Grandpa.

That's good.

Mmm,

that's good.

Is that good, Grandpa?

Mm -hmm. Yeah?

Yeah, that's good.

That's good.

Is

it

good? Yeah.

I got you grandpa don't worry.

Let me grab that for you.

I'm going to lay it right here. Okay, Grandpa?

Okay, thank you.

All right.

Do you need more help?

Please. Yeah?

Okay. I'll help you out. Mm -hmm. I got you.

Oh, that's good.

Oh, yeah.

Okay. Okay.

Mm.

Tastes good, Grandpa?

Mm -hmm.

um um

Is that good, Grandpa? Oh, it's so good, baby.

Am I doing a good job?

You are.

You're so good, Grandpa.

Yeah.

I'm glad I've been helped.

Okay, I've got a comb.

Alright Grandpa, let me give you a hug.

Let me tuck you back in, get you comfortable.

Did I help your prostate out?

Oh, you did make it. Yeah.

Here you go.

Let me tuck you right in, get you real comfy. Okay.

Okay, it's time for your nap, okay?

Alright. Alright, see you later Grandpa.

Grandpa?

Shit, my back.

My back. Grandpa, are you okay?

Are you okay? Do you want me to call the paramedics? Are you okay?

Are you okay, Grandpa?

My back is spasmodic. Should I call the ambulance, or what do you think?

I don't know.

Do you want me to help out? Do you need, like, comfort?

Maybe if you put some pillows under my legs. Yeah, I'm going to go grab some

real quick. Be right back. Please, thank you.

You ready?

Yeah, yeah.

Maybe if you can massage my eyes.

Yeah, I got you, grandpa. I got you.

Don't worry.

Is that okay?

Yeah. Yeah?

That's good.

Let's get both legs, okay?

Just like that. Feeling better, grandpa?

Yeah.

Like that, Grandpa?

Uh -huh, yes.

Yes.

Oh, fun.

Oh, yes.

Sorry, Grandpa, I'm so naked. You gave me quite a scare.

Yeah, wow, look at you, sweet pea. You're so grown up now. Wow, I've seen

naked so many times before, but wow, look at you now.

Mm -hmm.

Yes. Oh, boy.

Why don't you come over here and let me...

I'm sure there are kitties. Is that okay?

Mm -hmm. Yeah?

Oh, yeah. You got puppy homework going.

Yeah. That's right.

Instead of your mouth, don't even give up.

Just sit on this.

Oh, wow. I didn't know your nurse did all that. Yeah. She can use a raise.

That's right. Yeah, she does. It's a raise.

Yeah.

Oh. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Should we try lighting it?

It's really tight.

Should we try the backwards?

To the bedroom?

Sure, help me up. Let me help you.

You got it, Grandpa.

There you go.

I got you.

Let's move this out the way.

Yes, not bad.

How do I start singing on that thing?

Let me look that up from you.

I thought you should have told her.

I'm a boy.