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Hi, Grandpa.

Okay, that's Grandpa.

I'm home from school.

Charlie! Charlie!

Make it down!

Look at that bun on that.

I might stick my hot dog in there.

Oh, Grandpa, is that you?

Yeah, dear.

I thought you might be a Nazi or something.

Oh, no, no.

Just getting ready to go hang out with some friends.

Friends? You look too pretty to just be going out with friends.

Well, okay.

I'm going out with a boy.

Boy? What's so special about this boy?

Well, I mean, he just got, like, in the sports car and...

I'm excited to go for a spin.

I don't know about this.

I mean, I'll be back early, Grandpa. Don't worry.

Okay.

I love you.

I'll be back early, Grandpa.

Okay. You know, I used to crush Nazis with my tank.

Oh, that's nice.

I'll be back soon.

Sports car.

About to get a piece of that ass.

Megan! Come here right now!

I'm here, Pa.

Come here and have a seat.

What are you doing home so late?

We're just, like, hanging out.

Having a good time.

Yeah? Out gallivanting with that hussy of yours?

Well, I mean, we were having a super fun joyride and we rode in a sports car

and, you know, I looked all popular. My friends from school saw me.

You didn't do anything else?

No.

No, Grandpa.

I didn't. You know, good girls like you should be hanging out with good quality

people.

Okay. Have a good night.

You too.

What does young guys got?

I need a sports car.

Car dealership?

Yeah, I need a sports car.

Something with those pussy magnets I hear about.

Eh, money's no object. Give me whatever you got. Something flashy.

Something I can impress my granddaughter with.

Yeah?

Okay. I'll see you.

First thing, zero five hundred hours.

Alright. Bye -bye.

I need a sports car.

Get my granddaughter all happy.

Grandpa? Uh -huh. Oh, my gosh.

What is this?

This is amazing.

Like my new car? Yes, I love it. Oh, my goodness.

Let's go for a ride.

Oh. Grandpa!

Sorry, my hand slipped.

Oh my gosh, that was so fun, Grandpa!

So,

can

you drive me to school tomorrow, Grandpa?

I don't know about that. That's awful early.

Please!

Well, back in my day, we had an expression.

Fuck them Nazis.

I mean, it's either grass, gas, or ass.

And we ain't no hippies, so we don't smoke grass.

Gas is too costly, so how about that ass?

Grandpa!

Ew, that's gross.

Oh, I'm sorry. Forget about it. It's just your grandma doesn't give it up

anymore.

I do it once.

And you drive me to school whenever I want.

Okay. Ready to ride this dirty, Grandpa?

Like that?

Uh -huh.

A little spit on that.

Why is that so good?

There you go. Put your whole mouth on there.

Here you go.

There you go.

There you go. There you go.

There you go.

There you go.

There you go.

There you go.

There you go.

Nothing now.

God, your cock is so big, Grandpa.

It's good in my mouth, though, right?

It stretches my mouth out.

Does it?

You're so good at this.

That makes me spit a lot.

It's going to go down my throat.

Like this?

Uh -huh, yes.

Oh, my.

It's been forever since your grandma did this.

Oh, my gosh.

Is grandma bad at this?

I should have bought a sports car a long time ago.

Like,

fuck me? Uh -huh.

No. My mouth is getting kind of sore, so... Okay.

Yeah. You'll like it.

Good job.

Impa.

Come through, Claire.

I might buy you your own sports car after this.

Oh my God.

Thank you.

I used to do them.

had a facial before.

Oh, Grandpa. You know, Grandpa, that's a German sports car.

What?

God damn it, I'll teach.

I'm gonna go out and work.