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Can I just use the car for... ...with that bad attitude of yours, okay? Go off

with your little nerdy friend, Ryan, while me and Sedona watch the game,

Fine, whatever.

So excited.

So you guys decided for the game?

I am. I am.

Right? I should be studying, but, you know.

Let's go hang out in your room.

No.

No?

Fuck. We really fucked up, man. We need to get that car. How else are we

supposed to get laid?

I know.

Maybe we can just, you know, take the bus to the mall or something. There's a

ton of pussy there.

The bus? No way, dude. There's gotta be some way.

We gotta get that car, bro.

You know, speaking of pussy, you know your mom grabbed my ass earlier?

What? No, she didn't.

I swear, dude, why would I lie about that?

I'll believe it when I see it.

You gotta come up with some way to get that car.

You know, maybe we can just act like we like basketball for once, and it'll

convince your mom to talk to my mom in the letting us borrow the car.

Alright, I'm game to try. I mean, I don't think it's gonna work.

Dude, I swear it'll work. Come on, bro, your mom... totally into me, and I'll

give her that honey dick.

Alright, man. Let's try.

Alright. I swear it'll work. Just trust me, Ryan.

Woo!

Yes! Yes!

Oh, yeah. I know.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh my god, it's so close right now.

Oh, yeah.

Hey, Ryan.

How are my mom's tips?

Josh, jeez.

What? I just want to know.

Oh, yeah.

Doesn't this costume look nice?

It's pretty big.

Oh, is it there? Oh, yes.

Oh.

Look at you.

You excited? You want to? Yeah.

I'm doing my bed thing. Wow, you have really nice clothes.

Oh, it's too much.

What have you

got

working down there?

Josh,

shut up.

What? I just want to know.

Is it nice on the mouth?

I want to taste it.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

I'm thinking about your cock in my mouth.

I wouldn't say cut.

Thank you.

Amen.

Which he fucking writes.

I knew my mom loved me.

I'm so jealous you hit the puck on my arm.

You're not sucking your...

What about me, Mom?

What about you?

You gotta kiss me.

Yeah, but I want it from you.

Dad's not here to put out.

He left a long time ago.

I know, John.

And your favorite team just won.

They did. I know, that's right.

Yeah, we should.

Yeah, so what would it be better than... Does he want to see me ride your car,

Con? He does.

I know you've been eyeballing my tits.

Yeah, I know you did. Yeah, I know you've been eyeballing my tits. Come on,

don't you want to take care of your mom?

I have such a nice pussy.

Wow, that's weird.

I still don't think you should.

I will tell me, buddy.

Take care of your mom.

Jesus, Josh.

What? I mean, come on.

That's not your job.

I'm being, like, quite mean.

Yeah, I'm family.

You basically have mobile dick.

Because I'm with you all the time, Mom.

I know.

And you don't even teach me. I'm like those girls that... You guys, doesn't it

cut right? I mean, look, fine. I don't want to look at you, okay? You don't

to look at me.

You don't want to look at me, Josh.

Do it again.

It'll be better than the game, Mom. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Oh, gosh. Great. Well, hurry up, Mom. Have an opportunity.

Oh, God.

Do you like that?

I'm so happy.

Oh, yes, I love it.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Give me that thing.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, give it to me. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Give me something you can clean