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Oh my god, my stepdad keeps blowing up my phone.

Still? Yeah, he wants me to come home or something.

It's still early, like I feel like you just got here.

I know, he wants me home before dark.

I'm still not cool.

He's so strict and like, uncool.

I wish he was more like your stepdad.

Yeah, my stepdad's pretty cool.

Your stepdad's so cool.

Yeah, he, like, lets us do whatever we want.

Right? There's a lot of stuff for me.

We should probably, like, have them meet, you know? Maybe my stepdad will

off a little bit on yours.

You think that would work?

I don't know. I mean, I don't see why not.

Maybe that is a good idea. Yeah, and we always hang out, so, like, I think it's

time for them to meet anyways.

Right? Yeah. We should set that up.

I think we should, like, maybe tomorrow.

Tomorrow? Yeah. Okay. Okay, cool.

He really needs to loosen up.

Hey, girls.

Hi. I got the concert tickets you wanted.

No way.

And I finished them.

Oh, my God. Eddie, thank you so much.

You're, like, the best dad ever.

Lisa. Is he?

Yeah.

I'll see you later.

See ya. Okay.

You guys have a really good bond, it seems like.

I guess we do. I mean, I told you, you got those tickets. I know. It's so cool.

I'm so excited.

That'll be fun.

We should probably get going, so, like, see your dad and then have them meet.

You're calling me again.

Oh, my God. Hold on.

Hey, Dad.

Oh, my God. Can you just please stop blowing up my phone?

Okay. Okay.

I'm coming home.

I'll be on my way.

Okay. Bye.

I gotta go.

Damn, girl.

Bye.

I'll see you.

Yes, tomorrow.

Tomorrow. I'm gonna set it up. Please. Okay. I'll see you later.

Bye. Bye. Bye.

So, you're gonna love Kylie's dad.

He's so cool.

Listen, we're only going over there so I can see who you're hanging out with.

Alright?

I'm not trying to pick up on any bad parenting habits.

Yeah, that's a sure thing.

Hey!

I love you, too.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Hi. Nice to finally meet you.

Hi, Dad.

Hi. My dad's in the kitchen, so I can go ahead and shoot.

Okay.

Hey, Dad.

Dad, Lily and her dad are here.

Oh, hey.

Hey.

Hi, how are you? Nice to meet you. Rex, nice to meet you.

Nice. So I kind of want you guys to stay here and get to know each other.

And me and Lily are going to go out to eat.

Yeah, I think you can have some catnip.

Thanks,

Daddy. No problem.

You're the best.

I'll see you later.

Bye -bye.

What was that?

What do you mean?

The hug.

Oh, that.

That's just a little of the extra love I get from my daughter.

Okay.

Why don't you come over here? I'll explain.

That hurt.

So you probably think that was pretty weird.

Yeah, you could say that.

Just hear me out.

You don't want your daughter to understand.

You want to be the cool dad.

How do you mean?

Well... I kind of want to reap the benefits of having a smoking hot

Okay. I can kind of see that.

Care to explain?

Well, think of it this way.

If your wife's not horny,

you always have a backup plan.

I never really thought of it that way.

How do we make that happen?

Trust me then.

When the girls get back here, just take my lead.

Hey. Hi.

Hello, hello.

We're back.

We're back.

Did you have fun?

Yes.

So what are you guys talking about?

Just how our relationship is.

Yeah? Yeah.

And how theirs is, too? Yeah.

You should probably, like...

Head on your dad's lap.

We don't need to hear about it. Oh, come on. There's no one here but us.

Come on. Just do it. You guys want to grow your relationship, right?

Yeah. Just give it a try.

All right.

Daddy likes to grow my titties. Yeah, I do.

Give that a shot.

See,

it's easy.

Yeah.

Maybe a little bit of the ass.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I know how much you like that, Daddy. Yeah, you know just what Daddy likes.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Are you going to behave a bit?

I think so.

Mm -hmm.

Do you like this, Daddy?

Yeah.

Give me the

dream. I know.

You're getting the hang of it.

Now you can really see how we show our love to each other.

Why don't you switch places?

Yeah.

Show her how much we love each other.

Yeah.

I'll show her how I take care of you.

You might need to teach me.

You see?

It's okay.

Yeah. Uh -huh. It's okay.

Do you see how it's stuck? Yeah.

Yeah, like that.

How you doing over there, honey?

You like

that we made a friend flex your crossbody?

Yeah.

Fuck yeah.

Yeah?

Hell yeah.

Yeah,

yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Such a daddy's girl.

Such a daddy's girl.

You like that I like the chip like that?

Oh, my

God.

Yeah. Remember when I trained that girl?

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

She's busy.

Do you want to get on it?

I am.

Yeah. Yeah.

You know what?