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You're not kidding.

No, I thought.

Oh, my God.

I mean, it was. You saw both of our daughters fucking kissing?

Yeah, I mean. Were they like. No.

Playing, killing. It wasn't like. They were like making out. It wasn't like

French thing. No. It wasn't.

It was. They were.

Yeah. Into each other. Yeah. Never even crossed my mind. I mean, you know, maybe

it's not real. Maybe it's just one of, like you talked about the other thing.

So they're going after what you didn't talk about, you know, like maybe it's

just a phase.

It could be just a phase.

Well, either way, man, I think we need to talk to them.

Yeah, I think we should talk to both of them together.

That's a good idea.

Yeah, I mean, we saw them together.

Well, yeah, that's a good idea because I'm going to forget to talk about

something. You're going to forget to talk about something.

And you know what? Our wives ain't talking about nothing, obviously. Yeah,

there's a lot of ground to cover here. Yeah.

So I definitely say we talk to them together.

Today? Should we do it today? As soon as they get home.

All right.

You know, I'm sure I think Lily's coming over to do her homework with Audrey

today. So she'll probably, both of them are probably going to come here.

This stresses me out.

I mean.

Dude, you're stressed.

I'm freaking. This is like the kind of thing like.

You just have one time, this conversation one time. It's not like you

it. Like, I don't think there's a way to have this conversation with your

daughter that makes anybody feel comfortable, you know? I just hope we

fuck it up.

Terrible. I know. The whole, like, social platform media, whatever the hell

call it, hash brown, I'm a lesbian.

I know.

I mean, we just had magazines.

I mean, they were good magazines.

I mean, that's all we had, you know?

Yeah, I know.

And I think it's different for guys.

Yeah, I know.

But if I had a son, I'd only have to worry about one penis.

Yeah, I think so. But now I've got to worry about all the penises. And

apparently all the vaginas too. So many organs.

So many organs.

Me too. Totally like talking to Brad.

To Brad?

Yeah. Why would you even talk to Brad?

Oh, shit.

You two, please.

We need to talk. We all need to talk.

All right.

I saw you guys kissing.

When? Where? When? In the schoolyard the other day. When I got there a little

early to pick you up, I saw you kissing.

Not like friend kissing.

Do you want to...

Tell me what's going on.

We like each other. Yeah.

Well, no, I know you guys are friends, and you guys have been friends. No,

close friends.

Like, really close friends.

But we're all friends.

Like, this close?

No, we're like this close.

Oh, come on.

We haven't even... But we like boys, too.

Stop on the first part. I'm still trying to understand the first part. Look,

nowadays it's completely normal for girls to like other girls and boys. I

understand that you're at that age and your hormones are raging and stuff and

you don't know what you're doing and you're exploring and you're trying new

things. I know what I'm doing.

Well, look, I'm not saying that you don't know what you're doing, but I

think that you know what you're doing. Let's be practical about that. I mean,

life is complicated enough.

It's going to be a lot harder the more you complicate it with different kind of

interaction. But dad, don't you watch Girls and Girls?

Like movies and stuff? Like other girls. Like porn.

Other girls. Other girls.

But not.

That's different.

That's totally different.

How is that different? You're a hypocrite. If you watch it, you like to

the girls.

Why can't we?

Look, that's different because it's just...

It's not different.

It's the same thing.

Well, they're older.

I mean, they're older than you.

They don't live with us. I mean, it's different.

Whatever. Okay,

you know what?

Honestly,

you know what?

Hon, you're right.

You know I love you too.

You know I love you too. This is a lot for us. Eric, hold on a second.

You're right.

We are kind of being good friends.

Definitely are.

I'm sorry, okay?

We just want what's best for you guys.

Right. We just want what makes you guys well, I guess we want what makes you

guys happy.

So,

If... Doing what... Help me out, man. If doing what you guys are doing is making

you happy... It is. It makes me really happy.

I guess I've got to be okay with it.

Yeah. Really?

Yes!

Yay!

What you did there was good, man.

I didn't think it would affect... And that too quickly?

Like, oh.

I... Oh, God. I didn't really mean... Like, in front of us,

uh...

Lily's,

um, kind of really grown up, man.

You know, that actually does take a lot of skill, what she...

What are you doing there?

Responsive.

Oh, my God. Is your cock hard?

Oh. You're the hardest.

Oh, my God.

I'm your daughter's friend.

Well, yeah, but that doesn't make it just automatically not.

affect you.

It's biology, okay? It's just a natural thing.

Hey, um... You guys go back to what you were doing.

It's biology. We're going to talk a second.

Hey, uh... Look, we've known each other a really long time. I've known you.

And, uh... I am a little bit, uh... I'm a little overwhelmed.

I've got to tell you.

You're thinking what I'm thinking. This is really fucked up.

Oh, yeah, it's totally wrong.

But, you know, they

may actually like dick more than pussy and not know it yet. It's not

an intervention.

I think it is.

You tell us what I think it is. Okay, all right. What you're telling me is

that... You want to show them not the bone this way, but this way.

So what I want to do here... Eric, you want to bone my daughter, right?

Yeah. Good, good, because that's what I'm thinking about, about your daughter.

Okay, I think it's the only practical way to... Oh.

Well, obviously, let's see if it works.

Well, I mean, obviously, if they want to.

But, um...

They're pretty precocious young women, I think.

They may want to. They might not even know we're standing here anymore.

Well, we should go over there.

Why is there a cock owl?

What? Oh, my God.

Well, you noticed it. What are you going to do with that?

Well, you'd like to... We could show you some things.

I mean,

yeah. I mean, I know it's a little weird. I mean, your dad's right there.

So? Do you think you might like it?

Sure.

Yeah.

Go ahead.

It's just between us, of course.

Audrey, do not tell your mother about this.

Yeah, this is a...

This is a...

You've done this before.

Maybe.

Do you mind taking this, though?

You've done this before.

Maybe once or twice.

I told you I like boys and girls.

Your daughter likes dick, I think.

She

likes

all the things.

I don't, frankly, have much to teach her. I don't think as far as this little

girl.

How far have you gone?

About the farthest that I can.

Really? Yeah.

I'd kind of like to see that. Really? Why don't you scoot down here.

Why don't you lay down.

Grab a piece of that pie.

That's okay You

push

your ass up in here munch down on that pie

Good, Audrey. Smack her ass.

Oh. Oh, that felt so good.

Yeah? Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Oh,

shit.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah. Mm -hmm. Makes me really wet. Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

What do you want?

The cock.

Say it again.

I want your cock in there.

Yeah. Tell your dad.

I want your best friend's cock in me, dad.

Is that okay?

Is that alright?

Is that okay with you? It better be alright, bro.

Yeah, tell me you want it in. I want your cock in my pussy. Yeah, good, good.

Describe how it feels when it goes in.

It feels so slow.

Yeah. And hard.

Yeah. At the same time.

Mm -hmm.

My pussy feels so wet.

Oh, yeah. It feels wet, doesn't it? Oh, yes, it does.

You like the way that feels? Yeah.

You like it up and down or side to side?

Both. I like it all.

as fast as you want

Your little girlfriend can't pull that.

You need a dick to pull that off.

Your choice.

I know. It's not going to be at the same time. I can tell you that.

I'm so ridiculous.

You're not that.

You're not that.

You're not that.

Oh.

That's it.

That's it.

Oh. Take it all the way down. All the way down.

There we go. Enjoy that. Come on.

Oh.

Oh. Oh. You're impressing me.

Oh.

How did you learn to do that, huh?

Oh, shit.

You're a daughter, man.

I'll tell you what, a lot of these young girls go too fast.

She is just right, this one.

She sucks dick well above her age level, this one. Sort of the mother.

Those deepies are comfortable, dog.

Fuck your face.

Nice and comfortable right there.

Why don't you sort of run into her?

They want to eat pussy so much. Why don't you lie?

Why don't you lay down, honey, and let her eat pussy while I fuck her?

Just lay down.

See, you got her dick in her, and now she forgot what to say.

I'm going to fuck her while she eats her pussy, right?

There you go.

Now we can have the best of all worlds.

You remember like when we used to go out for ice cream.

Just a time. Just a time.

Don't forget the twins on you.

We should switch it around, huh?

What was that, honey?

What?

Put my fucking cock in her what?

Put your fucking cock in my pussy.

Say it all together.

fucking hood.

Slide your tongue out from underneath.

Can you see what we're saying about dick and why this is the way to eat?

Cock is so good.

Isn't it?

You like cock better? Yes, I do. And get the fuck back on top of it.

You know, I'm open to letting you keep doing the pussy thing. You know, dick,

you hear me?

Touch your toes. There you go.

Dick, I think the pussy. Everything's okay.

Oh, that's the door.

Did you get on Facebook with him?

Just a minute.

Thank you.

Use your tongue.

Go all the way down. All the way down.

Go up on both sides. All the way down on one side.

Oh, yeah.

Huh? All over me.

All over where? My face and my titties. Yeah, all over your face?

Yeah.

You know what? Why don't you turn around and suck my cock?

That's it. There you go.

You're all wet. Slow it down.

That's it. All the way down. All the way down.

You're going to take all that spit in the back of your throat and just drool

all over my cock.

Drool it, drool it, drool it. Use your hands.

Spread it all around.

You're gonna stroke that shit.

That's it.

All the way down, all the way down.

Ooh, when you come up, you're gonna fucking stroke my cock like this.

Squat down, squat down, squat down.

There you go.

Stroke it fast, real fast.

You want me to fucking come? Yes.

You want me to come? I want you to fucking come already.

I want you to come.

Please come.

I love my daughter, but she can never do this to you.

after eating each other's pussies for a certain amount of time, come get the

dick and we'll be there for you guys.