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So, I love my boyfriend, and we have really great sex.

He has a really nice car.

Like, I love his car. But, he just won't fuck me in the ass.

And I don't know why.

My boyfriend got this new roommate, and he is super hot. He's really into cars,

and I'm really into him.

I knew as soon as I saw him, I wanted him in my ass.

Yeah, I just got this.

Damn, sick as fuck, dude.

Right? Yeah.

Close enough.

You ain't kind of got a damn chick with this shit. Oh, yeah.

Fuckin' love, Lando's.

Hey, don't make me wait. Fuckin' touch her, man. I just got this shit right a

couple months ago.

That's true.

You pick up any bitches yet?

Oh, not yet, man.

No, you got a girlfriend.

Yeah, she's pretty sweet.

You know, I think she'll definitely stick around now I got this thing, you

Alright, definitely.

But you can have any girl you want, dude. We're big.

Fuck.

Fuck. You see my girlfriend?

Giant magnet.

Holy shit, you see that pissing ass of my girlfriend?

I don't need any other girl. Uh, yeah.

Hey.

Oh, okay. My bad.

Yeah, but she's hot, though.

Good for you.

Yeah, good for me.

Like the color?

Oh, yeah, dude. It's my favorite color.

Right? Oh, definitely.

I'm calling Redbeard for the black and red interior.

What did you top out at yet?

250.

You've got to be careful, dude. Top are everywhere.

I can't catch up to this fucking beast. Are you kidding me? I've got the mirror

lights in place, too. I can run red lights all day. What the fuck matters?

I love talking about this fucking car, by the way.

Dude, yeah, as far as tickets go.

One day, the three of us were sitting on the couch, and my boyfriend had to do

something, which means that me and his roommate were all alone.

I knew at that point I was going to get his dick in my ass.

Watch a game show or something.

Why?

Watch a game show.

Fine.

The game show.

Okay. There.

You see that wheel bouncing around and shit? Yeah.

Fucking love that shit, huh? Yeah.

Oh, hey. You know, I just remembered.

I gotta go meet my friend, Thriving Williams, and I gotta pick up a package.

I'm gonna jump in the Lambo, and I'm gonna take a spin. I'll be back in a

okay? You guys watch your lame game show.

You're my roommate's girlfriend

Your boyfriend's got a Lambo, like, Mississippi pal. Yeah, it'll be cool.

Try to be a good roommate.

Yeah, you want me.

Uh, I don't know what to say.

I'll let you fuck my ass.

Wow. Yeah.

I don't know.

Dude wait, but my boyfriend doesn't fuck me in the ass really yeah

As

long

as you won't tell him

I can't believe this.

Oh my god.

You like that?

Is your boyfriend now your son?

Oh my god.

oh yeah

Ah!

Yeah.

I wanna see your dick.

I wanna see your dick come to my ass. Come on, fuck it.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Yes, Daddy.

Yes. No. No.

Shit.

Oh, yeah.

Oh shit.