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But whenever...

I can't believe it.

Can't believe what?

Oh, you did it. You really did it. What did I do?

Well, it's really sort of embarrassing.

Come on, man. You can tell me.

Well, just that I haven't come like that since, well,

only for as long as I can remember.

Oh, God.

And you did it.

I did?

Yeah, you were great. You were greater than great.

Actually, I was just getting warmed up.

Oh, my.

And where did you learn how to do that thing with your tongue?

You like that?

Yes, I like that.

Beth Langdon, sleeping alone again.

I'm 22 and still single.

I know this because my mother calls every day to remind me.

She can't understand why I don't have a man.

To tell you the truth, neither do I.

In fact, if it wasn't for dreams like that one, I wouldn't have a sex life at

all.

It's not as bad as it sounds.

Well, actually it is.

But I don't want to sound like I'm whining.

At least I have a good job.

I work as a paralegal for a divorce attorney named Adam Cobb.

Now there's a dead weapon.

My roommate Tracy says I have a crush on him.

He might be rich, good looking, single, and from what I hear, hung like a

stallion. He's just the boss to me.

Okay, I confess.

Maybe I do have a little crush on him.

Did I mention that I also love...

Good morning, Mr. Cobb.

Good morning, Beth.

Did you manage to find the file on the Furman divorce for me? Yes, it's all

together here, including the 8x10 portraits of Mr. Furman.

It is from just... Oh, my God.

Somebody should have told that man to shave his legs.

The pearls don't work very well, either.

Do me a favor.

Make sure all the depositions are in order on this one for me, please, Beth.

I'll get right on it right away. Thank you very much. I appreciate that.

Adam, darling.

Good morning, Mrs. Wayne.

Good morning. I need to speak with you right away.

Okay, that's not... Don't forget, you're due in court at 2, Mr. Collins.

Okay, thank you very much, Beth.

What can I do for you, Mrs. Wayne? You're not having second thoughts about

divorce now, are you? Not at all.

Oh, good, good, because I'm pretty sure we've squeezed just about everything we

can out of your husband.

I know.

The divorce settlement you've arranged is perfect.

Roy will be lucky if he gets out of this marriage with his underwear.

Well, I could have gotten those for you too, but I didn't think they were your

size. You know, I was thinking of some way to thank you.

I'm sure I could.

Well, cashing that check was more than thank you enough, Mrs. Wayne.

You know, Adam, I was thinking about something a little more personal.

Like what, Mrs. Wayne?

Like this.

Mrs. Wayne?

You may be a very wealthy woman.

Well, that's what I'm here for, Mrs. Wayne.

Can I buy you a new shirt?

Certainly.

Mrs. Wayne.

Oh, Mrs. Wayne. Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

Never.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, shoot.

Oh,

God.

Yes, this is great. I love my company.

You've got a beautiful mouth.

You certainly know how to do that.

I think don't choose me.

Oh, God.

You know, I've got to do it. When I say.

When you say.

All right. Okay.

You're here to serve. That's right.

I'm quite right.

That's what I'd like to do is serve.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, baby.

Yeah.

That's right. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

That's it. Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Yeah, that's it.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, yeah.

Mm, yeah, you're getting good at that. Yeah, that's it. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, oh, oh, yeah.

Oh, boy.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, my God.

pussy baby.

Oh, oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Just fucking cocking my fucking cunt. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

You like this, don't you?

Don't you?

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, God. You want to taste it, huh?

You want to taste it? Yeah.

Huh?

Huh? Huh?

Correction. You're terrific.

God, that was better than the first time.

Really? You're not just saying that.

No, no.

I mean that from the bottom of my heart.

Or the organ of your choice.

I know which organ I want.

Oh, it's all yours.

What's up? I need a favor, Beth.

Would you mind if I miss our lunch today?

Something is coming up.

If you know what I mean.

Let me guess. You're going to get laid again.

You little slut.

Don't you ever get enough?

Not if I can help it.

Okay.

We'll see after work.

My roommate is a sex maniac.

I swear, the girl fucks just about anything with a heartbeat.

Is my jealousy trying?

Hi, Derek.

Lacey, how you doing?

It's my friend Roy. Hi, Romy. Hi.

Whoa. Check out those shoes.

They make you look so hot.

Thanks. I thought you liked them.

Tracy, Derek told me that you like to shoot those sexy home videos.

Yes, I do.

You know, I've always wanted to be in one of those.

In your dreams, Rory.

I don't know.

Maybe we can make them through your dreams and have some fun in the same

What do you mean?

I mean, we can use this.

camera and make our own little own movie.

What did you say, Derek?

Yeah, what did you say, Derek?

Well... Action.

Action. Go for it.

Yeah. Check it out.

You getting up there?

Yeah.

I'm getting up there.

Thank you.

It's so good.

I've got an idea.

That's good.

Oh, yeah.

NOOOOO

Ah!

Ah!

Ah.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh. Oh, gosh.

Look at you suck good dick there, Jerry. Yeah.

Well, maybe you should get her to suck mine, huh?

What do you think?

Yeah, that would suck. Oh!

Ah! Get that camera on your head. Get this angled right here.

Back up a little bit you guys.

Back up a little bit.

Back up a little bit.

It's a big heart, a big pain.

I like that.

I like that.

Nice.

Oh, yes.

Oh, God.

Oh,

yes. Oh, yes.

Oh,

God,

she is good. Oh, she is good. Yeah.

Phew.

Is that pussy good?

Yeah. Oh,

God.

You think it is?

You think it is? Okay.

And in conclusion, let me just say this about your counteroffer, quote,

go fuck yourself and I'll see you in court, end quote.

Do you think you can get that out right away for me, Beth?

Yes, sir. Is there anything else?

No, no. I think that should just about take care of it.

Do you have any plans for this evening, Beth?

No, I don't. I'm completely free.

Well, you really should try to get out more. You know, there is a whole lot

to life than just this job.

What do you have in mind?

I don't know. Dinner? A movie? Something like that. I'd love to go to a dinner.

That's exactly what me and the former Miss Peterson are going to be doing.

Oh.

Sure we will. Thank you very much. And you'll take care of that for me? Yeah.

Thank you.

Another night at home alone.

What really scares the hell out of me is that I'm actually starting to get used

to it.

I'm sorry.

I guess I'll come back later.

It's okay. We're all seedy.

Yeah, but the memories will last forever.

Can I keep that tape, Tracy?

Yeah, sure.

And thanks for coming by, boys.

It was all our pleasure.

I

don't

get it. I can't even get one.

And you're doing two at a time?

They're unbelievable.

That's what they say.

Wasn't that Roy Wayne?

Yeah, you know him?

Yeah, Adam just nailed his balls to the wall.

And then he nailed his wife in his office.

Oh. And, uh, how's it going with you and Adam?

It isn't something.

He doesn't even know I'm alive.

So, things are pretty much the same.

I don't know what to do. I haven't been fucked since Bush was in office.

Into the shoes.

What? My gum shoes.

Yeah. You're kidding.

You're saying those gold shoes get you... What? What have we done?

Sounds like a Twilight Zone episode.

Your lesson to try them is before yourself.

I'm not that desperate.

Not yet, anyway.

I spent most of the night thinking about Tracy's gold shoes.

Okay, I'll admit it. I was more than a little curious.

And even more horny.

I'll just be a minute.

I need the earrings Tracy brought for me last week.

Sure.

Oh, here they are.

Heather, what do you think of these shoes?

They're nice.

They're really, really nice.

You think so?

Yeah, they, um, they make you look really, really crazy.

That's so funny because they make me feel really nice.

Are you thinking?

Oh, God.

Bite me.

Bite me. Tease me. Come on. Tease me.

Oh, look at you.

Oh,

look at you.

Oh, yes.

Oh, God.

Oh, work it up again.

Do it.

Show me how much you love to do it.

Yeah. Oh, that's it.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh, God.

Oh, we're going up and down now.

Oh, God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, good. A little bit harder. A little bit harder with that.

A little bit harder. Oh, that's good.

Yeah. Just like that.

Fuck my ass.

Fuck my ass.

You know what?

Maybe it's my tip.

Maybe.

That's right. It's going to be the biggest divorce party of the season.

Uh -huh.

Now, it's BYOC.

Bring your own condoms.

Or cunts. Or cocks. Whichever you please.

Okay?

Alright, I'll see you there.

Knock, knock.

Oh, Christ.

I knew I should have changed the locks.

What do you want, Roy?

I just want to talk.

I thought we'd been over all this, Roy.

Divorce is not until another week. I mean, you still have to fix things if

get a chance.

Why should I want to fix things, Roy? I told you we're not getting back

together.

Sure you don't want to change your mind?

Why should I change my mind?

I've got everything.

I've got the house.

The car, the boat, and all the cash.

Now, I'd have to be out of my mind when you change things, wouldn't I?

I guess if you put it that way.

Yes, Beth?

Could you bring the Baxter file in here to me, please?

Thank you.

Here you go, Mr. Cobb.

Thank you, Beth.

You're welcome.

Um, Beth, there's something different about you today.

What is it? What do you mean, sir?

I don't know exactly. There just seems to be something quite different about

you. Something, well, quite sexy.

Thank you, Mr. Cobb.

Oh, no, please.

Why don't you start calling me Adam?

Okay, Adam.

Hmm.

I just don't know why I never noticed this about you before.

I must be slipping.

I was wondering, Beth, do you have any plans for this evening?

No, I don't.

I was just thinking, maybe I could take you out to dinner. That is, if you're

free.

And I just want to wear.

Here, let me do that for you.

Okay, Roy, but don't try anything.

But it's not going to get you anywhere.

You never know.

You're making this very easy for me.

I haven't done the front yet.

a little bill with a big bang.

You can keep on happening, you know.

I can't make the money.

There's something else you can do.

You know you like it.

Mm -hmm.

You want to give that up? Mm -hmm.

You want to give that up? Mm -hmm.

I don't have that money, Roy.

Yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Oh yes. Fuck makes my eyes water

You've been waiting too long, boy.

Uh -huh.

Between you two.

Oh,

man.

Oh,

my

God. You're supposed to

make me come.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, God.

Come here.

I'm giving you the finger. Give me that fucking finger.

Fuck me.

Oh, yeah. You ready?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, God.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah, that's it.

Yeah.

Oh,

fuck my pussy.

Oh man.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Hmm. Hmm.

Couldn't you fuck me?

Yeah.

Deep in my asshole.

Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

You like that big coffee, huh? Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck you.

Oh, yeah, baby.

Oh, yeah. Oh!

You like that, huh?

Yeah, but I'm sure you'll have another one there

Maybe not quite as big.

Yeah.

Oh, I don't know about those papers.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

I'm not kissing you.

Well, that's a start.

I've got a lot of kissing to do.

Adam, I didn't know you could be so nasty to my wife.

Why don't you give me a chance to tell you just how nasty I can be?

If you give that up, it might...

I'll keep it up.

Are you suddenly playing hard to get?

Maybe.

Well, you should know that women that play hard to get get me hard.

I've learned to live with that.

Well, why don't we start now?

All of my clothes yeah, we'll do me one little favor keep

the shoes on

I think that's how we are because they make you really hot too.

Good deal.

Don't let me put it in my eye.

I don't want you to.

I thought about this for so long. Yeah.

That you just didn't get it.

Well, I get it now.

You do?

I hope so.

Let's go.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

I know it sounds like a crock of crap, but I'm telling you, those gold shoes

changed my entire life.

Maybe it was my big pit.

I still don't have a husband, but I'm sure I'm having a lot more fun looking

one now.

Mm -hmm.

God.

Yeah, do it faster.

Yeah, use that tongue. Come on.

Nothing.

Yeah

Mwah.

I'll suck their cock on you.

Oh, God.

Oh, yeah, just like that.

I've been waiting long times for this.

Yeah? Yeah.

Oh, shit.

Fuck you. Yes.

I'm gonna tell him to fuck you hard. Fuck me bad.

Oh, God.

You love that, don't you?

The taste?

Don't you?

Tell me. Come on, I want to see the cum. Come out of your cock. Come on. Where?

Oh.

Shake it all in your mouth. Oh, God.

Every last drop. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, God.