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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,802 --> 00:00:04,737 � � 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:10,587 [Bart] This is it, Bart. If you strike Uter out, 3 00:00:10,588 --> 00:00:13,422 the team gets a pizza party and you'll die a legend. 4 00:00:13,458 --> 00:00:15,691 Lose and we just get the pizza party. 5 00:00:18,496 --> 00:00:20,262 I've seen better batters 6 00:00:20,298 --> 00:00:23,132 at the International House of Pancakes! 7 00:00:23,167 --> 00:00:26,068 This is a children's game, Herr Comic Book Mensch. 8 00:00:26,104 --> 00:00:27,303 And? 9 00:00:27,338 --> 00:00:30,473 Und das ist mein son that you are trash-en talk-en. 10 00:00:30,508 --> 00:00:33,175 Your son? Oh, dear. If I had known- 11 00:00:34,278 --> 00:00:36,378 Send this eunuch back to Munich! 12 00:00:36,414 --> 00:00:38,881 Blitzkrieg! 13 00:00:38,916 --> 00:00:41,050 -[grunting] -[crowd gasping] 14 00:00:42,086 --> 00:00:43,853 [kids cheering] 15 00:00:43,888 --> 00:00:45,087 It only took 200 years, 16 00:00:45,123 --> 00:00:47,790 but baseball finally got interesting. 17 00:00:47,825 --> 00:00:49,091 [grunting] 18 00:00:53,764 --> 00:00:56,599 Dang, that dude's a certified badass. 19 00:00:56,634 --> 00:00:58,567 [scoffs] Our dad could take him. 20 00:00:58,603 --> 00:01:01,570 He teaches Brazilian jiujitsu on Zoom. 21 00:01:01,606 --> 00:01:04,340 My dad does security for James Corden. 22 00:01:04,341 --> 00:01:06,810 You know how many people want to punch James Corden? 23 00:01:06,811 --> 00:01:08,611 Well, my dad's a badass, too. 24 00:01:08,646 --> 00:01:11,380 I bet he could kill everyone in town... 25 00:01:11,415 --> 00:01:13,516 through workplace incompetence. 26 00:01:13,551 --> 00:01:15,251 [laughs] Oh, Bart, 27 00:01:15,286 --> 00:01:18,287 "dumbass" is not synonymous with "badass." 28 00:01:18,288 --> 00:01:19,356 [laughing] 29 00:01:19,357 --> 00:01:22,324 Oh, yeah? Well, what does your dad do? 30 00:01:22,360 --> 00:01:25,427 Executes inmates via lethal injection. 31 00:01:25,463 --> 00:01:27,363 [kids exclaim] 32 00:01:27,398 --> 00:01:28,898 [respectfully] Ha-ha. 33 00:01:28,933 --> 00:01:31,133 My dad is tough. Right? 34 00:01:31,134 --> 00:01:32,836 [Homer shrieks] Please don't hurt me! 35 00:01:32,837 --> 00:01:33,969 Just take my money! 36 00:01:34,005 --> 00:01:37,006 If that's not enough, we can go to an ATM. 37 00:01:37,041 --> 00:01:38,731 -[goose honking] -[Bart moans] 38 00:01:41,712 --> 00:01:44,847 Hey, slugger. What you watching? The game? 39 00:01:44,882 --> 00:01:46,982 Shh. Great Masked British Bake Off. 40 00:01:47,018 --> 00:01:49,785 I think Nurse Shark is Nancy Pelosi. 41 00:01:50,922 --> 00:01:52,521 [Bart groans] 42 00:01:52,522 --> 00:01:54,624 Hey, I got tickets to tonight's MMA fight. 43 00:01:54,625 --> 00:01:56,592 Should be pretty badass. 44 00:01:56,627 --> 00:01:58,327 Eh, why don't you take Lisa? 45 00:01:58,328 --> 00:01:59,529 She could use some toughening up. 46 00:01:59,530 --> 00:02:01,463 Homer, either bond with your son 47 00:02:01,499 --> 00:02:03,299 or help me fold this laundry. 48 00:02:03,334 --> 00:02:05,301 Hmm. 49 00:02:05,336 --> 00:02:06,602 Mm. 50 00:02:06,637 --> 00:02:08,571 Hmm. 51 00:02:08,606 --> 00:02:10,406 [groans] Fine. 52 00:02:10,441 --> 00:02:14,076 [ring announcer] Springfield Brawliseum, 53 00:02:14,111 --> 00:02:16,011 are you ready to fist? 54 00:02:16,047 --> 00:02:17,279 [crowd cheering] 55 00:02:17,280 --> 00:02:19,382 Celebrities with us at ringside tonight, 56 00:02:19,383 --> 00:02:23,052 retired heavyweight champ and CTE denier, 57 00:02:23,087 --> 00:02:25,020 Drederick Tatum. 58 00:02:25,056 --> 00:02:27,089 Aviator and man about town, 59 00:02:27,124 --> 00:02:28,791 Arnie Pye. 60 00:02:28,792 --> 00:02:31,127 And Latin TV star and owner of tonight's sponsor, 61 00:02:31,128 --> 00:02:33,729 �Ay, mi Cabeza Mezcal! 62 00:02:33,764 --> 00:02:35,731 Bumblebee Man. 63 00:02:35,766 --> 00:02:36,865 [crowd cheering] 64 00:02:36,901 --> 00:02:40,803 But first, it's time to scour the crowd for our... 65 00:02:40,838 --> 00:02:43,739 most macho fan! 66 00:02:43,774 --> 00:02:45,541 Is it this guy? 67 00:02:45,542 --> 00:02:46,876 -[grunting] -[cheering] 68 00:02:46,877 --> 00:02:49,378 How about this dude? 69 00:02:49,413 --> 00:02:50,579 [shouts] 70 00:02:50,615 --> 00:02:52,581 [straining] 71 00:02:52,617 --> 00:02:54,550 [cheering] 72 00:02:54,585 --> 00:02:56,352 Or is it... 73 00:02:56,387 --> 00:02:59,421 -him? -[crowd boos] 74 00:02:59,457 --> 00:03:02,024 Look, sweetie, we're on the kiss cam. 75 00:03:04,028 --> 00:03:06,262 Stop, Dad. You're embarrassing me. 76 00:03:06,297 --> 00:03:07,997 What the hell's your problem? 77 00:03:08,032 --> 00:03:10,232 My problem? [strains] 78 00:03:10,268 --> 00:03:12,301 I have the wussiest dad in town! 79 00:03:12,336 --> 00:03:13,869 [gasps] Wuss? 80 00:03:13,904 --> 00:03:15,004 W-Whoa! 81 00:03:15,005 --> 00:03:16,006 [grunting] 82 00:03:16,007 --> 00:03:17,072 Son of a- 83 00:03:17,108 --> 00:03:19,008 [grunting] 84 00:03:19,043 --> 00:03:21,076 Hey, Carl, your shoelace is untied. 85 00:03:21,112 --> 00:03:23,012 So's yours. 86 00:03:23,047 --> 00:03:24,613 -Crisscross! -Crisscross! 87 00:03:24,614 --> 00:03:25,649 [Homer grunts] 88 00:03:25,650 --> 00:03:26,749 [Homer shouting] 89 00:03:26,784 --> 00:03:28,951 [metallic dinging] 90 00:03:28,986 --> 00:03:30,786 [shouting] D'oh! 91 00:03:30,821 --> 00:03:32,554 [shouting] 92 00:03:32,590 --> 00:03:33,640 [crowd gasping] 93 00:03:35,493 --> 00:03:37,793 The winner is Cotton Candy Fatso! 94 00:03:37,828 --> 00:03:40,763 -[cheering] -That was incredible! 95 00:03:40,798 --> 00:03:42,464 [gasps] 96 00:03:42,500 --> 00:03:44,466 Dad, Dad, 97 00:03:44,502 --> 00:03:46,568 please don't cry on pay-per-view. 98 00:03:46,604 --> 00:03:48,370 Se�or Fatso. 99 00:03:48,406 --> 00:03:52,207 That was the most hilarious fall I've ever seen in my life! 100 00:03:52,243 --> 00:03:55,377 The antics, the physics, the annoyed grunts. 101 00:03:55,413 --> 00:03:58,380 Sir, I would like to buy you a drink. 102 00:03:58,416 --> 00:04:01,150 Throw in a food and you've got a deal. 103 00:04:02,353 --> 00:04:05,054 Wow. The BumbleBee Man. 104 00:04:05,089 --> 00:04:06,955 You're a Springfield legend, dude. 105 00:04:06,991 --> 00:04:10,192 Like Krusty or Duffman or the Tiki Bar Strangler. 106 00:04:10,227 --> 00:04:12,861 [chuckles] You flatter me, young man. 107 00:04:12,897 --> 00:04:14,863 And, please, call me Pedro. 108 00:04:14,899 --> 00:04:16,932 I didn't know you, uh, 109 00:04:16,967 --> 00:04:19,034 "yacht rock" types watch my show. 110 00:04:19,035 --> 00:04:20,970 Are you kidding? I don't know Spanish, 111 00:04:20,971 --> 00:04:23,539 but when you get kicked in the junk by a nun, 112 00:04:23,574 --> 00:04:26,775 you speak the international language of crotch. 113 00:04:26,811 --> 00:04:28,577 [chuckles] Believe it or not, 114 00:04:28,612 --> 00:04:31,380 I didn't set out to be a physical comedian. 115 00:04:31,415 --> 00:04:35,284 I left Mexico with dreams of being a serious actor 116 00:04:35,319 --> 00:04:36,585 in Hollywood. 117 00:04:36,620 --> 00:04:39,421 Unfortunately, I was brought 118 00:04:39,457 --> 00:04:43,292 to the wrong sign by a stupid money-hungry coyote. 119 00:04:43,293 --> 00:04:44,294 [sighs] 120 00:04:44,295 --> 00:04:47,363 It was the worst day of my life. 121 00:04:47,398 --> 00:04:50,132 Then I came upon a grand opening 122 00:04:50,167 --> 00:04:53,135 for a new Spanish language TV station. 123 00:04:53,170 --> 00:04:55,137 It was the best day of my life! 124 00:04:55,172 --> 00:04:58,240 I ran in, destined to become a star 125 00:04:58,275 --> 00:05:00,109 no matter how long it took 126 00:05:00,144 --> 00:05:02,845 or what I had to do to get there. 127 00:05:02,880 --> 00:05:04,646 [buzzing] 128 00:05:05,983 --> 00:05:07,916 [shouts] 129 00:05:07,952 --> 00:05:09,585 [screaming] 130 00:05:09,620 --> 00:05:11,887 �Las avispas! �Me pican las avispas! 131 00:05:11,922 --> 00:05:13,789 [shouting] 132 00:05:15,826 --> 00:05:17,459 [grunting] 133 00:05:18,562 --> 00:05:20,362 [screams, groans] 134 00:05:20,398 --> 00:05:21,563 [shouts] 135 00:05:22,433 --> 00:05:23,499 [grunts] 136 00:05:23,534 --> 00:05:25,267 [groaning] 137 00:05:25,302 --> 00:05:26,368 Ay yi yi... 138 00:05:29,373 --> 00:05:31,407 [laughter] 139 00:05:31,442 --> 00:05:34,576 You, sir, are going to be a star. 140 00:05:34,612 --> 00:05:35,662 [gasps] 141 00:05:38,215 --> 00:05:41,083 And so Bumblebee Man was born. 142 00:05:41,118 --> 00:05:44,253 A tragi-comic figure cursed by the cosmos, 143 00:05:44,288 --> 00:05:47,022 like Sisyphus or Benny Hill. 144 00:05:47,023 --> 00:05:48,224 [studio audience laughing] 145 00:05:48,225 --> 00:05:50,225 No matter what life throws at him, 146 00:05:50,261 --> 00:05:53,896 he always gets up and tries again, just like 147 00:05:53,931 --> 00:05:56,765 the hardworking people that watch my show. 148 00:05:56,801 --> 00:05:59,868 So, day after day, year after year, 149 00:05:59,904 --> 00:06:01,937 I sacrificed my bumble body 150 00:06:01,972 --> 00:06:04,840 on the altar of comedy. 151 00:06:04,875 --> 00:06:06,642 I thought I was invincible, 152 00:06:06,677 --> 00:06:08,911 like Curly from the Stooges. 153 00:06:08,946 --> 00:06:12,748 But alas, I was just a mortal Shemp. 154 00:06:12,783 --> 00:06:16,318 I suppose time catches up to us all. 155 00:06:16,854 --> 00:06:21,323 Now, my tired show limps on in the shadow of its former glory. 156 00:06:21,358 --> 00:06:24,393 Simpsons, have you any idea 157 00:06:24,428 --> 00:06:26,358 -what this is like? -[remote clicks] 158 00:06:27,565 --> 00:06:29,398 Are you gonna... quit? 159 00:06:29,433 --> 00:06:31,433 I was, until I saw 160 00:06:31,469 --> 00:06:34,436 your father's hilarious fall down those steps! 161 00:06:34,472 --> 00:06:37,172 You got up without a scratch. 162 00:06:37,208 --> 00:06:38,408 [gasps] That reminds me. 163 00:06:39,310 --> 00:06:42,044 Homero, would you do me the honor 164 00:06:42,079 --> 00:06:45,080 of becoming my stunt double? 165 00:06:45,115 --> 00:06:46,748 Stunt double? 166 00:06:46,784 --> 00:06:49,184 That's the badass-iest job a dad could have. 167 00:06:49,220 --> 00:06:50,819 He'll do it! 168 00:06:50,855 --> 00:06:51,987 What are you, crazy? 169 00:06:52,022 --> 00:06:54,723 Think about it, Homer. You get to crash cars 170 00:06:54,758 --> 00:06:56,792 and have bottles broken over your head. 171 00:06:56,827 --> 00:06:59,495 All the stuff you do now, but you get paid for it. 172 00:06:59,530 --> 00:07:01,730 You'd be the toughest dad ever. Say yes. 173 00:07:01,765 --> 00:07:04,666 � � 174 00:07:04,702 --> 00:07:07,636 You've got yourself a stuntman. 175 00:07:07,671 --> 00:07:09,538 He said yes! 176 00:07:09,573 --> 00:07:12,641 [playing Felix Mendelssohn's "Wedding March"] 177 00:07:18,097 --> 00:07:20,032 There's the stuntman 178 00:07:20,067 --> 00:07:22,034 that's going to save my career. 179 00:07:22,069 --> 00:07:24,937 Come in. It is time. 180 00:07:24,972 --> 00:07:27,039 This is no mere costume. 181 00:07:27,074 --> 00:07:28,574 It is the armor of hope, 182 00:07:28,609 --> 00:07:30,609 a beacon of light. 183 00:07:30,644 --> 00:07:32,811 A symbol of truth, justice, 184 00:07:32,846 --> 00:07:35,747 and the Mexican-American guey. 185 00:07:35,783 --> 00:07:39,484 Uh, Homero, you're wearing the stinger in the front. 186 00:07:39,520 --> 00:07:41,753 [chuckles] Whoops. A man can dream. 187 00:07:41,789 --> 00:07:43,655 En garde. [grunting] 188 00:07:43,691 --> 00:07:45,724 Before we get started, I must ask you 189 00:07:45,759 --> 00:07:48,260 to sign a nondisclosure agreement, 190 00:07:48,295 --> 00:07:50,229 for my fans would be devastated 191 00:07:50,264 --> 00:07:52,397 to know I'm not doing my own stunts. 192 00:07:52,433 --> 00:07:54,199 No problem, Pedro. 193 00:07:54,235 --> 00:07:56,268 I've signed tons of NDAs. 194 00:07:56,303 --> 00:07:58,370 In fact, I just signed one at work. 195 00:07:58,405 --> 00:08:02,908 Apparently, our drinking water is full of radioactive... 196 00:08:02,943 --> 00:08:03,993 nothing. 197 00:08:04,011 --> 00:08:06,845 Mmm, pastel delicioso. 198 00:08:08,015 --> 00:08:09,285 [director] Cut. El doble. 199 00:08:14,154 --> 00:08:16,021 You got this, tough guy. 200 00:08:16,056 --> 00:08:17,723 [director] Accion. 201 00:08:17,758 --> 00:08:18,857 [stammering] 202 00:08:18,892 --> 00:08:20,759 [screaming] 203 00:08:20,794 --> 00:08:21,893 Ow! Ow! 204 00:08:21,929 --> 00:08:24,496 Ooh! [shouting] 205 00:08:24,531 --> 00:08:25,631 Ow! 206 00:08:26,700 --> 00:08:27,866 -[sizzles] -[sighs] 207 00:08:27,901 --> 00:08:29,434 [shouting] 208 00:08:31,538 --> 00:08:32,588 �Ay yi yi! 209 00:08:36,343 --> 00:08:37,709 [laughter] 210 00:08:37,745 --> 00:08:39,378 -Incre�ble. -Wow. 211 00:08:39,379 --> 00:08:40,480 Just like the old days. 212 00:08:40,481 --> 00:08:42,314 That fat guero can take a hit. 213 00:08:42,349 --> 00:08:44,316 -Homer! -[cheering] 214 00:08:44,351 --> 00:08:45,401 [camera clicks] 215 00:08:45,419 --> 00:08:48,387 [Bart] And then everyone on set high-fived Dad, 216 00:08:48,422 --> 00:08:50,289 even the non-writing producers. 217 00:08:50,324 --> 00:08:53,091 Ooh, they're a hard bunch to please. 218 00:08:53,127 --> 00:08:55,027 [mockingly] � Bart's proud of Dad � 219 00:08:55,062 --> 00:08:56,928 [both] � Bart's proud of Dad. � 220 00:08:56,964 --> 00:08:58,230 Oh, it's true. 221 00:08:58,265 --> 00:09:00,195 I can't wait to tell the kids at school 222 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:03,068 that my dad is BumbleBee Man's stunt guy. 223 00:09:03,103 --> 00:09:05,037 No dice, boy. That's a secret. 224 00:09:05,072 --> 00:09:06,905 Remember, I signed that MDMA. 225 00:09:06,940 --> 00:09:08,006 Aw, man. 226 00:09:08,007 --> 00:09:10,043 What's the use of having a badass in the family 227 00:09:10,044 --> 00:09:11,810 if you can't brag about him? 228 00:09:11,845 --> 00:09:13,812 Now I know how the Mangiones feel. 229 00:09:13,813 --> 00:09:15,915 Dad, isn't it problematic for a white man 230 00:09:15,916 --> 00:09:17,849 to double for a Mexican actor? 231 00:09:17,885 --> 00:09:19,685 The director thought that, too, 232 00:09:19,720 --> 00:09:22,421 so he gave me these brown sleeves to wear. 233 00:09:22,456 --> 00:09:24,523 [gasps] But that's brownface. 234 00:09:24,558 --> 00:09:27,359 No, it's just "brown-arms-and-legs." 235 00:09:27,394 --> 00:09:30,329 Besides, with all the ICE going on these days, 236 00:09:30,330 --> 00:09:32,298 isn't it better to have a white guy suffer 237 00:09:32,299 --> 00:09:33,665 instead of a Mexican guy? 238 00:09:33,701 --> 00:09:35,400 Well, you got me there. 239 00:09:35,436 --> 00:09:37,402 Not too much suffering, right? 240 00:09:37,438 --> 00:09:40,138 'Cause I don't want you getting badly hurt. 241 00:09:40,174 --> 00:09:42,274 Relax, honey. It's all pies in the face 242 00:09:42,309 --> 00:09:44,242 and slipping on plantain peels. 243 00:09:44,278 --> 00:09:46,011 I'll be fine. 244 00:09:46,046 --> 00:09:48,246 � I might fall from a tall building � 245 00:09:48,282 --> 00:09:51,116 � I might roll a brand-new car � 246 00:09:51,151 --> 00:09:54,086 � 'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman � 247 00:09:54,121 --> 00:09:56,254 � That made Redford such a star. � 248 00:10:03,931 --> 00:10:06,598 � � 249 00:10:07,735 --> 00:10:10,602 Honey, I'm ho- What the hell? 250 00:10:10,637 --> 00:10:11,837 I'm just hugging you. 251 00:10:11,872 --> 00:10:13,839 I'm happy you're home. [grunts] 252 00:10:13,874 --> 00:10:16,441 -Mm. -Are you crying? 253 00:10:16,477 --> 00:10:17,709 Yes. I've never gotten 254 00:10:17,745 --> 00:10:20,579 an after-work hug from you before. 255 00:10:20,580 --> 00:10:22,749 Also, I have three fractured ribs on that side. 256 00:10:22,750 --> 00:10:25,484 It sucks not being able to brag about my dad. 257 00:10:25,485 --> 00:10:27,253 How can you stand not getting credit 258 00:10:27,254 --> 00:10:28,521 for all those awesome stunts? 259 00:10:28,522 --> 00:10:31,456 Hey, who needs credit when you get after-work hugs 260 00:10:31,492 --> 00:10:33,291 from your twin boys? 261 00:10:33,327 --> 00:10:35,460 Did you get a concussion today, Dad? 262 00:10:35,496 --> 00:10:38,196 Maybe. Don't tell your mothers. 263 00:10:40,234 --> 00:10:43,168 Homero, you are one hell of a stuntman. 264 00:10:43,203 --> 00:10:45,203 All in a day's work, amigo. 265 00:10:45,239 --> 00:10:48,006 Yup. Anyhoo, I gotta go pee some blood. 266 00:10:49,843 --> 00:10:51,910 BumbleBee Man? Wha...? [laughs] 267 00:10:51,945 --> 00:10:54,813 I am a huge fan. I'm Johnny- 268 00:10:54,848 --> 00:10:58,717 Johnny Knoxville from Jackass. Of course I know you. 269 00:10:58,752 --> 00:11:01,820 Oh, my goodness. Every great bit I ever did 270 00:11:01,855 --> 00:11:03,522 was because of you. 271 00:11:03,557 --> 00:11:04,623 "Power wash enema," 272 00:11:04,624 --> 00:11:05,658 "crab Jacuzzi," 273 00:11:05,659 --> 00:11:06,758 "fire ant facial." 274 00:11:06,794 --> 00:11:08,727 You are too kind. Tell me, 275 00:11:08,762 --> 00:11:11,329 when is the next Jackass picture coming out? 276 00:11:11,330 --> 00:11:12,698 Oh, I'm done with those, man. 277 00:11:12,699 --> 00:11:14,599 My body just can't take it anymore. 278 00:11:14,635 --> 00:11:16,601 But the studio keeps asking. 279 00:11:16,637 --> 00:11:20,505 They even suggested I secretly use a stuntman. 280 00:11:20,506 --> 00:11:21,507 [chuckles nervously] 281 00:11:21,508 --> 00:11:24,142 The nerve of those frijole counters. 282 00:11:24,178 --> 00:11:25,510 They don't get guys like us. 283 00:11:25,546 --> 00:11:27,379 We'd rather traumatize a film crew 284 00:11:27,414 --> 00:11:29,214 with our grisly on-set deaths 285 00:11:29,249 --> 00:11:32,317 than ever let some stuntman take our hits, right? 286 00:11:32,352 --> 00:11:34,920 Hey, Pedro, they need us back on set so we can- 287 00:11:34,955 --> 00:11:37,055 Huh. Who's this fella 288 00:11:37,090 --> 00:11:39,224 that's got your exact size and build? 289 00:11:39,259 --> 00:11:42,160 Uh, this is my... trainer. 290 00:11:42,196 --> 00:11:44,763 He keeps me comedically obese. 291 00:11:45,899 --> 00:11:48,066 Hey, you're doing a bang-up job, tubby. 292 00:11:48,101 --> 00:11:50,936 Let's toast. They might've replaced our knees, 293 00:11:50,971 --> 00:11:53,672 shoulders and, uh, other stuff... 294 00:11:53,707 --> 00:11:56,842 but they can never replace our integrity. 295 00:11:58,812 --> 00:12:00,445 [moans softly] 296 00:12:00,481 --> 00:12:02,614 I'm a liar and a fraud. 297 00:12:02,649 --> 00:12:05,450 What was I thinking, hiring a stuntman? 298 00:12:05,451 --> 00:12:07,453 You were thinking "let someone else get banged up 299 00:12:07,454 --> 00:12:09,387 for a change." That's fine. 300 00:12:09,423 --> 00:12:13,291 No! My audience expects to see me getting banged, 301 00:12:13,327 --> 00:12:17,162 hard and often! And I lied to them. 302 00:12:17,197 --> 00:12:19,264 For what? Ratings? Money? 303 00:12:19,299 --> 00:12:21,199 A stupid Calvin Klein ad? 304 00:12:22,369 --> 00:12:24,002 [cries] 305 00:12:24,037 --> 00:12:26,938 I'm nothing but a sellout. 306 00:12:26,939 --> 00:12:28,007 Hey, come on now. 307 00:12:28,008 --> 00:12:29,698 Don't cry in front of the gringos. 308 00:12:30,911 --> 00:12:32,244 That's it. I'm quitting. 309 00:12:32,279 --> 00:12:35,747 Show business is no place for a phony. 310 00:12:35,782 --> 00:12:37,782 You can't quit now. The show's a hit, 311 00:12:37,818 --> 00:12:39,918 and my son's never been prouder of me. 312 00:12:39,953 --> 00:12:41,620 I'm sorry, Homero. 313 00:12:41,655 --> 00:12:44,623 Nothing in the world can make me change my mind. 314 00:12:44,658 --> 00:12:45,757 Hola, Pedro. 315 00:12:45,792 --> 00:12:47,826 I am Alejandro Gonz�lez I��rritu, 316 00:12:47,861 --> 00:12:50,762 Oscar-winning director of The Revenant. 317 00:12:50,797 --> 00:12:53,365 That movie was so funny. 318 00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:57,469 When that bear ate the boy from Titanic! 319 00:12:57,504 --> 00:12:59,571 [laughs] 320 00:12:59,606 --> 00:13:02,274 Yes, thank you. I wrote a new script 321 00:13:02,309 --> 00:13:04,342 and you must do this film. 322 00:13:04,378 --> 00:13:07,312 You would be the star of the most action-packed, 323 00:13:07,347 --> 00:13:11,182 death-defying, uninsurable picture ever made. 324 00:13:11,218 --> 00:13:12,268 What do you say? 325 00:13:13,987 --> 00:13:15,253 I say... 326 00:13:15,289 --> 00:13:18,256 let's make a bee movie! 327 00:13:18,292 --> 00:13:19,342 � � 328 00:13:25,448 --> 00:13:27,215 [cheering] 329 00:13:27,251 --> 00:13:29,050 It's so nice of Pedro 330 00:13:29,086 --> 00:13:31,152 to let us come along for the filming. 331 00:13:31,188 --> 00:13:33,221 What's this movie about anyway? 332 00:13:33,257 --> 00:13:36,258 Well, if my Spanish is correct, and it is, 333 00:13:36,293 --> 00:13:38,193 it's an epic time travel adventure 334 00:13:38,228 --> 00:13:41,796 about a humble bee man who gets hilariously hurt 335 00:13:41,797 --> 00:13:44,200 during the most important moments in Mexican history. 336 00:13:44,201 --> 00:13:47,669 Mark my words, this action-packed film 337 00:13:47,704 --> 00:13:49,537 is going to make billions- 338 00:13:49,573 --> 00:13:51,973 in Mexican pesos- at the box office. 339 00:13:52,009 --> 00:13:53,708 And do you know why? 340 00:13:53,744 --> 00:13:55,777 Because I'm willing to risk it all: 341 00:13:55,812 --> 00:13:58,413 brain damage, paralysis, 342 00:13:58,448 --> 00:14:00,382 life itself! 343 00:14:00,417 --> 00:14:02,350 You said this was all pies in the face 344 00:14:02,386 --> 00:14:04,419 and slipping on plantain peels. 345 00:14:04,454 --> 00:14:06,288 Don't worry, Marge. 346 00:14:06,323 --> 00:14:09,157 I'm sure something got lost in translation. 347 00:14:09,192 --> 00:14:10,425 He said it in English. 348 00:14:10,426 --> 00:14:11,494 �Que? 349 00:14:11,495 --> 00:14:13,528 Because no matter how dangerous, 350 00:14:13,563 --> 00:14:16,464 BumbleBee Man has always, and will always, 351 00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:19,968 do his own stunts. 352 00:14:20,003 --> 00:14:22,037 Uh, FYI, 353 00:14:22,072 --> 00:14:23,905 I don't do my own stunts. 354 00:14:23,940 --> 00:14:26,875 He does, that guy with the chili-dusted Popsicle. 355 00:14:27,911 --> 00:14:29,177 Mmm, sweet. 356 00:14:29,212 --> 00:14:30,779 [shrieks] Spicy! 357 00:14:30,814 --> 00:14:33,882 What? You lied to your fans? To your country? 358 00:14:33,917 --> 00:14:36,851 To your own director? The movie's off! 359 00:14:36,887 --> 00:14:40,622 What if we hide his face with this green screen mask? 360 00:14:40,657 --> 00:14:41,856 [Homer] Hmm? 361 00:14:41,892 --> 00:14:43,591 The movie's back on! 362 00:14:43,592 --> 00:14:45,795 ALEJANDRO: We are in Lake Texcoco, 363 00:14:45,796 --> 00:14:47,562 thousands of years ago. 364 00:14:47,597 --> 00:14:51,366 Here, BumbleBee Man will find a symbol from the gods 365 00:14:51,401 --> 00:14:53,702 that will one day be emblazoned on the flag 366 00:14:53,737 --> 00:14:56,338 and in the heart of every Mexican. 367 00:14:57,341 --> 00:14:59,407 Cue snake and eagle! 368 00:14:59,408 --> 00:15:00,609 -[screeching] -[shrieking] 369 00:15:00,610 --> 00:15:02,210 No! Ow! Ooh! 370 00:15:02,245 --> 00:15:04,279 [shouting] 371 00:15:04,314 --> 00:15:07,315 ALEJANDRO: Cue more snakes and bigger eagles! 372 00:15:07,351 --> 00:15:09,084 [Homer screaming] 373 00:15:09,085 --> 00:15:10,119 Oh, get 'em off me! 374 00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:11,120 Too many snakes! 375 00:15:11,121 --> 00:15:12,921 [screaming] 376 00:15:12,956 --> 00:15:15,957 My childhood dream has come true. 377 00:15:15,992 --> 00:15:17,992 [Homer] There's a snake inside me! 378 00:15:18,028 --> 00:15:20,061 -� Viva M�xico � -� Viva � 379 00:15:20,097 --> 00:15:22,030 -� Viva Am�rica � -� Viva � 380 00:15:22,065 --> 00:15:26,668 � Oh, suelo bendito de Dios � 381 00:15:27,369 --> 00:15:29,705 -� Viva M�xico � -� Viva � 382 00:15:29,706 --> 00:15:31,036 -� Viva Am�rica � -� Viva � 383 00:15:31,041 --> 00:15:34,008 -� Mi sangre por ti dar� yo. � -[grunting] 384 00:15:34,531 --> 00:15:37,813 -[lock clicking] -[gasps] Dad's home! 385 00:15:37,814 --> 00:15:38,814 [moans] 386 00:15:38,815 --> 00:15:40,448 [panting, laughing] 387 00:15:40,484 --> 00:15:41,783 [Bart grunts] 388 00:15:41,818 --> 00:15:43,518 -Good Lord. -[gasps] Dad! 389 00:15:43,553 --> 00:15:45,387 What the hell? You dodged my hug. 390 00:15:45,422 --> 00:15:47,288 Can't hug. 391 00:15:47,324 --> 00:15:50,225 Spent all day getting my Aztec kicked. 392 00:15:50,226 --> 00:15:51,594 Homie, you can't keep doing this. 393 00:15:51,595 --> 00:15:53,228 You have to quit. 394 00:15:53,263 --> 00:15:55,263 The pain pills? No, I need them. 395 00:15:55,264 --> 00:15:56,565 Plus, they're so cheap here. 396 00:15:56,566 --> 00:16:00,268 Why in God's name would you put yourself through this? 397 00:16:00,303 --> 00:16:04,339 Uh, you're not just doing this to impress me, are you? 398 00:16:04,374 --> 00:16:06,941 Yes. But there's also 399 00:16:06,977 --> 00:16:10,211 the bromance element. So many threads. 400 00:16:10,247 --> 00:16:13,148 -[Marge groans] -[Homer grunting] 401 00:16:17,854 --> 00:16:19,888 [dramatic musical sting] 402 00:16:19,923 --> 00:16:21,823 We interrupt Juan Life to Live 403 00:16:21,824 --> 00:16:23,726 to bring you this English news bulletin. 404 00:16:23,727 --> 00:16:25,861 Beloved actor and hometown hero BumbleBee Man 405 00:16:25,862 --> 00:16:28,496 has been exposed for using a stunt double. 406 00:16:28,497 --> 00:16:30,699 Late last night, our station received this photo 407 00:16:30,700 --> 00:16:32,467 from an anonymous source. 408 00:16:32,502 --> 00:16:34,669 Hey, that's the picture Bart took! 409 00:16:37,474 --> 00:16:40,642 -[Homer grunting] -I... didn't... do it! 410 00:16:40,677 --> 00:16:42,510 It wasn't him! 411 00:16:42,546 --> 00:16:44,145 It was me. 412 00:16:44,181 --> 00:16:46,181 It was? I thought I did it. 413 00:16:46,216 --> 00:16:47,348 I guess we both did it? 414 00:16:47,384 --> 00:16:49,350 I was lying a second ago. I also did it. 415 00:16:49,386 --> 00:16:50,436 Why, you little... 416 00:16:50,454 --> 00:16:52,253 [Homer grunting] 417 00:16:52,289 --> 00:16:54,055 I'm sorry about Pedro, 418 00:16:54,090 --> 00:16:56,925 but we couldn't stand by and see you get killed. 419 00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:59,294 Or worse, become someone we have to sponge. 420 00:16:59,329 --> 00:17:01,029 [shudders] 421 00:17:01,064 --> 00:17:02,897 Aw, you care for me, 422 00:17:02,933 --> 00:17:05,133 but don't want to care for me. 423 00:17:05,168 --> 00:17:08,703 I feel the same about all of you. 424 00:17:08,704 --> 00:17:09,939 [cameras clicking on TV] 425 00:17:09,940 --> 00:17:12,607 I deny these vicious rumors. 426 00:17:12,642 --> 00:17:13,942 And to clear my name, 427 00:17:13,977 --> 00:17:16,845 I invite my fans to come see me perform 428 00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:19,647 my movie's most dangerous stunt, 429 00:17:19,683 --> 00:17:24,586 a comedic tumble down the steps of Teotihuac�n. 430 00:17:24,621 --> 00:17:26,721 The pyramid of Teotihuac�n? 431 00:17:26,756 --> 00:17:28,523 That's suicide. 432 00:17:28,558 --> 00:17:30,692 And still on our list of sights to see. 433 00:17:30,727 --> 00:17:33,528 To the pyramid of Tootytotai... 434 00:17:33,563 --> 00:17:35,196 To the Mexican triangle! 435 00:17:37,234 --> 00:17:38,299 [camera clicks] 436 00:17:38,300 --> 00:17:40,536 Homero, you are the only one he will listen to. 437 00:17:40,537 --> 00:17:42,003 You have to stop him. 438 00:17:42,004 --> 00:17:43,472 Why are all these cameras set up? 439 00:17:43,473 --> 00:17:46,274 Well, better to have coverage and not need it, 440 00:17:46,309 --> 00:17:48,142 than to need it and not have it. 441 00:17:48,178 --> 00:17:50,345 Hold on, Pedro! I'm a-comin'! 442 00:17:50,380 --> 00:17:51,846 Huh. 443 00:17:51,882 --> 00:17:53,812 Can I talk to the transpo department? 444 00:17:56,286 --> 00:17:59,020 Pedro, stop. You can't do this. 445 00:17:59,055 --> 00:18:02,023 I must. I was supposed to suffer for my fans, 446 00:18:02,058 --> 00:18:04,792 to distract them from their daily troubles, 447 00:18:04,828 --> 00:18:06,828 and I lied to them. 448 00:18:06,863 --> 00:18:10,498 Now, my only path to redemption is pain. 449 00:18:10,534 --> 00:18:12,634 Hilarious pain! 450 00:18:12,635 --> 00:18:16,805 Your fans don't want to see you suffer for real. 451 00:18:16,806 --> 00:18:19,641 They just wanna see a goofy guy in a bee costume 452 00:18:19,676 --> 00:18:21,709 saying "ay yi yi" about stuff. 453 00:18:21,745 --> 00:18:25,380 All I wanted was for my son to think I was a badass. 454 00:18:25,381 --> 00:18:26,515 But you know what I learned 455 00:18:26,516 --> 00:18:29,150 after taking all that brutal punishment? 456 00:18:29,185 --> 00:18:32,420 I hate that kid and what he thinks doesn't matter. 457 00:18:32,455 --> 00:18:33,505 [bones cracking] 458 00:18:33,523 --> 00:18:35,123 Oop. [chuckles] 459 00:18:35,158 --> 00:18:36,491 It does that now. 460 00:18:36,526 --> 00:18:38,059 [loud crack] 461 00:18:38,094 --> 00:18:39,360 Ay, Dios. Look at you. 462 00:18:39,396 --> 00:18:41,963 Making this movie has broken the body 463 00:18:41,998 --> 00:18:45,033 of my best non-Mexican friend in the world. 464 00:18:45,068 --> 00:18:47,769 Can you ever forgive me? 465 00:18:47,804 --> 00:18:49,170 On one condition. 466 00:18:49,205 --> 00:18:51,973 Don't do this stupid stunt. 467 00:18:52,008 --> 00:18:55,843 I won't. I love you, man. 468 00:18:55,879 --> 00:18:57,645 I love you, too. 469 00:18:57,681 --> 00:18:58,980 [both crying] 470 00:18:59,015 --> 00:19:00,915 � � 471 00:19:02,852 --> 00:19:04,686 What do you say we get out of here 472 00:19:04,721 --> 00:19:07,655 and go eat a taco stand into submission? 473 00:19:07,691 --> 00:19:09,757 [sniffles] Sounds like a plan, amigo. 474 00:19:10,827 --> 00:19:12,627 [both shouting] 475 00:19:12,662 --> 00:19:15,263 [shouting continues] 476 00:19:15,298 --> 00:19:16,464 [crowd gasping] 477 00:19:16,499 --> 00:19:18,266 -Homero! -Dad! 478 00:19:18,301 --> 00:19:20,435 The UNESCO world heritage site! 479 00:19:20,470 --> 00:19:22,337 [both shouting] 480 00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:25,173 [shouting continues] 481 00:19:25,208 --> 00:19:26,274 [Homer] Son of a- 482 00:19:26,309 --> 00:19:28,009 [shouting stops] 483 00:19:28,044 --> 00:19:29,243 [shouting resumes] 484 00:19:29,244 --> 00:19:30,279 �Ay, mamacita chula! 485 00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:32,347 [crowd laughing] 486 00:19:35,085 --> 00:19:36,135 [laughs] 487 00:19:39,322 --> 00:19:41,155 It's beautiful. 488 00:19:41,191 --> 00:19:43,157 We will take out the gringo in post. 489 00:19:43,193 --> 00:19:46,027 � � 490 00:19:46,062 --> 00:19:47,929 Oh, so good. [chuckles] 491 00:19:47,964 --> 00:19:50,832 Man, we sure are lucky we didn't get hurt in that fall. 492 00:19:50,867 --> 00:19:52,967 Uh, I'm not so sure. 493 00:19:54,604 --> 00:19:55,654 [Homer] Hmm. 494 00:19:56,706 --> 00:19:59,540 Excuse me, amigo. Are we dead? 495 00:19:59,576 --> 00:20:01,743 -Hmm. -Hmm. 496 00:20:01,778 --> 00:20:03,778 Aw. Mm. Hmm. 497 00:20:03,813 --> 00:20:05,680 No. You're in a coma. 498 00:20:05,715 --> 00:20:09,484 But get comfy 'cause you're gonna be here for a while. 499 00:20:12,355 --> 00:20:14,522 It might be nice to have a break. 500 00:20:14,557 --> 00:20:16,557 And some cold cervezas. 501 00:20:16,593 --> 00:20:20,228 Homero, my friend, you read my mind. 502 00:20:20,263 --> 00:20:22,313 ["Cien A�os" by Pedro Infante playing] 503 00:20:22,314 --> 00:20:28,270 Captioning sponsored by 20th CENTURY FOX TELEVISION 504 00:20:28,271 --> 00:20:30,239 and FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY 505 00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:32,207 and TOYOTA. 506 00:20:32,208 --> 00:20:34,726 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 507 00:20:34,727 --> 00:20:37,662 � Se viste de abejorro, Pedro � 508 00:20:37,697 --> 00:20:39,897 � Pa' salir frente a la c�mara � 509 00:20:39,933 --> 00:20:42,667 � Su dolor da risa a miles � 510 00:20:42,702 --> 00:20:44,669 � Y le gana mucha fama � 511 00:20:44,704 --> 00:20:47,839 � Pero est� d�bil el viejo � 512 00:20:47,874 --> 00:20:50,742 � Sus huesos suenan � 513 00:20:50,777 --> 00:20:53,644 � Como matraca � 514 00:20:54,781 --> 00:20:57,682 � Pedro contact� un doble � 515 00:20:57,717 --> 00:20:59,751 � Con la cabeza de hierro � 516 00:20:59,786 --> 00:21:02,687 � Y una panza bien grandota � 517 00:21:02,722 --> 00:21:04,689 � Un calvo de nombre Homero � 518 00:21:04,724 --> 00:21:07,725 � Al reunirse se volvieron � 519 00:21:07,761 --> 00:21:10,661 � Buenos amigos � 520 00:21:10,697 --> 00:21:13,664 � Y compa�eros. � 521 00:21:16,736 --> 00:21:17,935 [whistles] 522 00:21:17,985 --> 00:21:22,535 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 36043

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