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And now, a holiday message from the
President of the United States.

Ho, ho, ho, ho, yes, we've added a
fourth ho.

Biden only had three, we added a fourth.
Hi, it's me, your favorite president,

back again this week, coming to you live
from a part of the White House that

Melania's Christmas decorations haven't
gotten to yet.

That's why we still have fireplace and
garland and not spooky twigs and black

vase.

But we have to be vigilant this
Christmas as Americans. As you know,

immigrants are coming in through our
chimneys and stealing our milk and

I think that's where North Pole is,
Arctic. We'll be looking into that.

going to look into that. But we love
Christmas, right? We love Christmas.

the tree.

I know I'm not supposed to say that out
loud, but it helps me, okay?

Oh, we love tree.

Remember when I did this with flag?

Did you like that? I'm hugging tree now.
It's very sharp.

I hug flag and tree, just never person.
Return to podium.

But Christmas is great. We love it. In
fact, I'm doing my own version of

nativity now, where kings from the
Middle East bring gifts for me, like

airplane and casino deal in Dubai.

But unlike nativity, they're not showing
up on camel.

And I know camel. I know it very well. I
know it from my mandatory daily

cognitive test.

I always point right to camel. I always
get camel right.

It's bumpy horse. That's how I know.

Camel bumpy horse. I say it a lot. But I
wanted to ramble to you tonight about

the incredible things this
administration is doing. We're doing

We are renaming the Kennedy Center for
the Performing Arts.

which will now be called the Trump
Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts,

Oklahoma.

I'm actually going to be renaming a
number of our other monuments as well.

Trump Washington Monument.

Trump Lincoln Memorial.

And, of course, Big Elphaba.

That one's just for fun. The third one's
always the funny one.

You know, people are saying, sir, why
are you putting your name on so many

buildings? And I say, it's because we
had to take it off of so many files.

Epsi.

Redacted.

We had so many drums in there, we had to
put them somewhere. You know what I'm

saying? We like to say redacted.

It's my second favorite R word,
redacted. I love it.

Shut up. We love it.

And it's been a great year for foreign
policy. I am invading Venezuela by

myself, Metal Gear Solid style.

That's exciting. Did that hit with some
of the losers in the crowd? Maybe it

did. And you know what? The economy is
fine, all right? The economy is fine.

It's getting closer to fine. Indigo
Girls.

They were one of my favorite lesbian
folk rock duos. I believe that was

Etheridge and I want to say Elton John.
I thought they were great.

Two of my favorites.

Oh, and this is very important. I almost
forgot.

I'm inventing my own Hunger Games.

That's right. The White House will be
hosting the Patriot Games for high

athletes to compete.

Because I thought, what's the best way
to distract from the Epstein files?

I know, invite a bunch of teenagers to
my house.

That'll help.

I'll take things a pedophile might do
for a thousand, Alex.

But you can't say Alex anymore, right?
You gotta say Ken.

You gotta say Ken. You can't say Alex.
It was Mayim Bialik for a second. I like

Ken.

They're saying, sir, you're doing Hunger
Games and you know how that book ends.

And of course I don't because book!

I don't like to read and frankly might
not be able to anymore. We'll be looking

into that very shortly.

but with regard to files we're being
very transparent because jeffrey epstein

was a terrible man and i didn't know him
and i liked him a lot so we released

all the files and i come out looking
frankly very good we had to redact a few

sensitive things but you'll get the gist
here look at this

check it out trump

didn't do nothing bad trump does smash
but not like Wrong kind.

The end.

See, it's all there. Can you believe it?

So in conclusion, it's been a great
second first year. I want to wish

Merry Christmas.

Or if you're Jewish, happy honky -donk.

And live from New York.

Michael Che.

Mikey Gay.

Andrew Dinkmute.

Chloe Fineman.

Fernando Fernandez James Austin Johnson

Colin

Jost Parrish Sherman

Keenan Thompson

Featuring...

Ladies and gentlemen, Ariana Grande!

to be here tonight hosting the Christmas
episode of SNL.

Last time I hosted was a year ago, and
so many people have been asking me if

I'll revisit any of my sketches from
last time, like, you know, Domingo.

But I told them, I don't think so. When
something is perfect, it doesn't need a

sequel.

What?

That's why I just finished filming Meet
the Parents 4.

December is my favorite time of year in
New York. I love the decorations.

I love the snow on the ground.

I love shopping for all of my loved
ones. But I have to admit, I get a

stressed shopping for certain other
people in my life. You know what I mean?

Maybe you can relate.

Oh, thank you.

I'm sorry, Steve.

But I'm serious. All I want for
Christmas is to know what to get for the

that I don't know that well.

All suggestions are welcome.

I can help you, Ari.

Can

I

just say how much I loved your line in
Wicked?

Thank you. You're welcome. No, no, that
was my line in the movie. Thank you.

Well, that was really good.

What about a bath massage coupon?

That would probably freak him out. How
about a cameo from Matthew Morrison?

Taller than I thought.

Something else, something else, Sam.

My cousin broke up with Keith.

Watch children all day to see if they're
nice or mean.

At night, they fly like Santa's sleigh
and tell Santa what they've seen.

But the job isn't always jolly. Each
winter, it can cause their bright

to droop. So at the North Pole Rec
Center meets the Elf on the Shelf

Group.

Okay. Okay. Looks like this is everyone.

For our newcomers.

psychotherapy from peppermint i put this
group together to help us work through

our trauma so has anyone had a
particularly rough week yes look what

me my house found out that they put it
to my head that's hard

yeah that's why we have this group

I'm Giggleboob. And three weeks ago, I
fell in between the cushion of the

and nobody's found me.

And I'm going freaking crazy, man. Like,
I'm talking to AAA batteries like

they're my friends, man. Like, when are
they going to find me? Hey. Like, when

are they going to find me? Hey, hey,
hey, hey.

It's not your fault.

It's not your fault.

Twinkle Butter, would you like to share?

workshop. You're allowed to cry here.

And actually, elves can die.

If they think a naughty thought, they
explode into confetti.

It's hard for me not to think naughty
thoughts.

I'm on a shelf in a frat house at
Arizona State University, and they

pose me in ways that aren't very jolly.

They take pictures like this one.

Do you want to share now?

No, man. Miss me with it.

Okay. Okay. You know, Pickle Thickle,
I'm surprised to see you here. I thought

your home was warm and jolly.

Is everything okay?

We now return to the heartwarming ending
of a Christmas classic.

Kevin, I missed you so much.

But where's everyone else?

Oh, they couldn't make it, sweetie. I'm
sorry. They wanted to, but...

Kevin!

Kevin, my boy! You're all right!

Hey, Barknut.

Pretty cool you didn't burn the place
down.

Thanks, Buzz.

Wait a minute. How did you all get home?
We took the morning flight. Remember?

The one you didn't want to wait for?

I've been awake for 72 hours.

So, what did you do the whole time you
were alone, Kev? Oh, just hung around.

I've been awake so long I'm legally
insane.

All right.

Well, now we have plenty of time to hear
about Kevin's little adventures.

Now, let's all put our coats away. Wait,
Dad!

I've just been awake for a very long
time.

Merry Christmas, Mom.

Merry Christmas, Kevin.

And a Happy New Year.

Yeah, I hear these instructors are,
like, amazing.

Amazing? More like pretty good.

That's worse!

Welcome, everyone, to Dance 101.

Let's get started. We don't have a lot
of time.

Oh, I thought the class was three hours.

No, it starts at three, and it's hours.

It's there.

Try listening, you old girl.

Thank you, Denniston.

Okay.

It's fast, fast, fast, slow.

I'm sorry, what does that mean?

Every pop star uses this dance
technique.

It starts out fast, and then you get
slow.

Watch us.

Fast, fast, fast, slow.

Fast, fast, fast, slow.

We put it down.

We put it down for you.

Did you like that?

Did that answer your question?

Not really.

What? It's so easy.

It's fast, fast, fast, slow.

It's cocaine, then red wine.

Like this.

Cocaine, cocaine, cocaine.

Red wine, red wine.

Exactly, Denison.

Now you get a kiss on the forehead.

Thank you.

Um, I'm sorry.

I thought we were going to be learning,
like, actual dance moves.

Oh, I'm sorry. Who's the expert here?
You with zero dance experience? Or us?

with some.

We are the people who choreographed the
dances in three Jardians commercials.

Yes, bitch.

We made diabetes look like something you
want.

Is that a good thing?

Listen, people.

Okay? Listen.

Listen to us, people. Okay?

Anything you want to say, you can say it
with your body. Dance is the universal

language. Watch me.

I am hungry. I said, I am hungry.

Do you like that?

Yes. Or this.

I'm not vaccinated.

I'm sorry.

Are you not vaccinated?

Excuse me, you can't actually ask me
that in RFKs America.

They still don't get it. Let me give you
one more.

Watch me, class.

I met a girl, and she had a baby, so
I...

My favorite part of pooping is to wipe.

That's excellent.

Excellent. It's actually my third
favorite part.

Next, you, please.

Me? I hadn't really thought about it,
but my ex -wife dropped the charges. Now

that bitch is behind me.

That is wonderful, and you are low -key
hauling a wagon back there. Wow.

Tremendous. Very nice.

Now, remember, class, dancing is
something that's revealing. For example,

is hers.

Oh, yes.

Thank you.

Thank you. You're welcome. I've always
said that you can tell how someone has

sex by simply watching them dance. Yes.

Yeah, I highly doubt that.

Okay, then show us how you dance.

Oh, okay.

No particular reason. I have to go.

And no dance is complete without a grand
finale.

And nothing is grander than two people
that made the dance look much harder

it was.

Out of breath and about to kiss.

Five, six, seven, eight.

Every year, new generations discover the
1977 clip of David Bowie and Bing

Crosby singing Little Drummer Boy, an
unlikely pair producing an iconic

Christmas moment. So we here at Peacock
Talk, let's just do that with the big

names of today.

Presenting Peacock's Random Duet
Christmas Spectacular, featuring other

duos like Bob Dylan and Katy Perry.

Baby, you're a Christmas tree. It's a
Christmas tree. What do I say?

I love the classic Christmas carol Deck
the Halls, performed by Bruce

Springsteen and Bad Bunny. Hey, Stevie!

How many halls do you deck, man?

You deck them all yet?

You know, my father was an elf. He'd be
working all day up in the North Pole

building toys.

But of course, like all my stories,
that's not true.

Deck the halls with Bad Bunny!

Oh, lo, lo, lo, lo, lo, lo. Me gusta
mucho el dashing, dancing, dancing,

dancing.

What? Silent Night by Kate Bush and Yoko
Ono. Silent night.

It's white and it's night and it's
silent.

Silent night.

Next up, a very special duet.

Merry Super Christmas.

With the legendary Stevie Wonder.

I'm dancing all the house.

And rising star Benson Boo.

Merry Super.

to my piano wearing a blue secret suit.

I mean, I didn't see nothing.

An O 'Holy Night by Bjork and Post
Malone.

O 'Holy Night, let's try to celebrate.

Look into the stars, it's a very
beautiful night.

The trees are crying, the seals are
tears.

And an original Christmas song by Little
John and SNL's Jane Whitline. Christmas

should be on...

Home for Christmas, it's Cameron Winter
from Geekly.

I'll be home, I'll be home for Christmas
with my family.

And once again, Benson Boone.

And to close things out, a stirring
Hanukkah duet between Andrea Bocelli and

Celine Dion.

December 33rd? What? That can't be
right.

Ladies and gentlemen of the court, the
preponderance of evidence clearly shows

that this deranged man, Lamont Brown, is
guilty on all charges

of burglary. We have security footage
showing Mr. Brown breaking into several

homes in the area.

and fleeing with thousands of dollars
worth of merchandise in a large bag.

This man is clearly unstable, and the
prosecution recommends he remains in

custody and receives a thorough
psychiatric evaluation.

Thank you. Thank you. Mr. Brown, I've
seen a lot of cases, and I tend to agree

with the prosecution.

You've chosen to represent yourself,
which, as the saying goes, implies that

have a fool for a client.

Thank you.

Is there anything you'd like to say
before the jury delivers the verdict?

Well, if it's okay, Your Honor, girl, I
would like to make one last plea in the

form of a classic Christmas song.

A classic Christmas song?

Unconventional, but you know what? It's
your time, Mr. Brown. Use it how you see

fit.

No matter how hard I try, you won't
believe my alibi.

And I can't break through.

There's no talking to you.

It's so sad I'm arrested.

All the toys I've invested.

But after all is said and done.

You're going to be the naughty one.

crime that you're being charged with.

But now that you've explained yourself,
I guess you're free to go.

Sorry,

free to go? Your Honor, you don't
actually believe this nut job, do you?

Watch your mouth, Counselor.

That's Santa Claus. He can hear you.
He's sitting right there.

This man is definitely not Santa.

Now, why can't I be Santa? Because I'm
black?

No.

Okay? Because we have you on camera
stealing from people's homes.

So what that mean?

It means you're not Santa.

You're a burglar.

Why can't I be both?

What?

Don't you see, young man?

Santa can be anything that you want him
to be.

White, black, burglar.

Do I what?

Do you believe I'm Black Bear McCloud?

No.

Objection, Your Honor.

Sustained. Watch it, Counselor. You are
on thin ice.

I'm sorry, Your Honor, but what about
all the people who had their valuables

stolen by this man?

Oh, come on. That's just toys.

No. No, it's not just toys.

Bunch of women's shoes, yoga pants.

So what that mean?

It means you're not Santa, you're a
pervert.

Why can't I be both?

Both what?

Don't you see, young man?

Toys can be anything that you want.

They can be toys or bras or dirty
panties.

No.

Objection. The same. That was your last
straw.

I'm holding you in contempt of court,
counselor.

Wait, me? For what?

Because you don't believe in black Santa
Claus.

Get this fool out of my courtroom.

Thank you. And black Santa.

Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas, girl.

Sure.

Weekend Update with Colin Jost and
Michael Che.

Good evening, everyone.

Welcome to Weekend Update. I'm Michael
Che. I'm Colin Jost.

Well, it's that time of year when
everybody is talking about the man who

through the air to visit children all
over the world, Jeffrey Epstein.

Yesterday, the Department of Justice
released another batch of Epstein

which critics pointed out deliberately
omitted references to Donald Trump in a

totally non -suspicious way.

And honestly, it's not fair.

You know, Donald Trump was my favorite
character in the Epstein file.

It's like when House of Cards suddenly
stopped starring Kevin Spacey.

Probably because he had booked a
recurring role in the Epstein file.

The Justice Department announced... that
it would not be able to release all of

the Jeffrey Epstein files by yesterday's
deadline.

I guess they kept running out of black
ink.

Those files were so boring. The only
interesting thing I saw was this picture

Bill Clinton hugged up on Melania.

Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

seen here describing how close he is to
blackface.

that the federal government will pull
funding from hospitals that offer gender

-affirming care to transgender minors.
And yet, RFK is allowed to slowly

transition into Wilson the volleyball.

President Trump claimed in his speech
that for the past seven months, there

been zero illegal aliens allowed into
the country.

Zero? I just got a lap dance from two
last night.

During a White House event, an Iowa
farmer said that his son told him,

Daddy, I don't want Santa Claus to come
to our house for Christmas. I want

President Trump.

And Trump's actually been practicing
being Santa by sliding down this

chimney.

A statue has been unveiled at the U .S.
Capitol of Barbara Rose Johns, a black

teenager who led a protest against
school segregation.

And right behind it is a statue of
Thomas Jefferson going.

Marjorie Taylor Greene announced that
she is engaged to Brian Glenn, a pro

-Trump pundit for Real America's Voice.

And I just want to see the size of the
rock that that guy must be smoking.

White House Chief of Staff Susie Wiles,
seen here having a staring contest with

Kash Patel, said in a new interview that
President Trump has an alcoholic's

personality.

Hey, don't you dare compare him to my
friend Michael Che.

That wasn't very nice. While many
Americans feel less holiday cheer as we

older, it's important to make this time
special for the children.

Here to tell us what he wants for
Christmas is my 12 -year -old nephew,

Oh.

Merry Christmas, Uncle Che.

Yay!

A little big for yay, but okay.

Now, you told me you wanted to share
your Christmas wish list. I sure do, but

Uncle Teddy, do you think Santa's
watching SNL? I mean, I think Santa's

watching. He's over 100 and white, so
probably.

Wow, that's so cool. Can I say something
to him directly?

Sure, go ahead. Just look in that camera
and say what you want.

Hi, Santa.

It's me, Tyson.

The little boy who's been good all year.

Remember me?

I asked for a bike last year, but I
didn't get one. And that kind of hurt my

feelings. But this year, I'm getting
everything I want.

Because on Christmas Day, I'm coming to
your house.

I'm going to beat your ass, and I'm
going to get what's mine.

Oh, whoa.

Tyson, what are you doing?

What? I'm just a little kid who really
wants a bicycle more than anything in

world. Well, that sounds more like a
threat.

I'm sorry.

Can I keep talking to Santa if I promise
to be nice?

All right, Tyson, but show a little
respect. I work here, kind of.

Listen, bitch.

Here's how it's going to go. I'm going
to sneak in your house like John Wick.

I'm going to slide down your chimney
quiet as hell, and I'm going to step on

elves in my way.

And I'm not coming alone, either. I'm
bringing that little drummer boy with

Yes, Uncle Che?

Uncle? Look, you're talking about a home
invasion against Santa.

I don't know what that is, Uncle Che.

I'm only this many.

Man, once you need three hands, you got
to stop doing that.

But I'm only in the third grade.

Again?

Look, maybe I came off a little
aggressive, but I promise it's going to

sweet. All right, I'm going to let you
finish since it's Christmas, and I'm not

getting you anything.

Okay, Uncle T.

You've got to stop doing that.

Now, listen up, fat man.

I'm not coming for a bike anymore.

I'm coming for Mrs. Claus.

Yeah, that's right.

She's going to my DMs.

They don't know what's going on. I'm
going to run a Polo Express on that hoe.

And she's not going to be doing rap or
anything, neither. I'm going to be bunk

naked.

Wait, you're going to be naked?

Yeah, just a puffer jacket and an Ugg
boots for traction.

That's a good call.

Yeah. And after I snooch on your bitch,
I'm going to go into your kitchen and

make some dino nuggets.

After all, I am only 12.

Oh, man.

I'm worried about this kid. My nephew
Tyson, everybody. I'm this mini.

Merry Christmas.

Well, tonight is our Christmas show, and
we have a tradition where me and Colin

give each other jokes to read that
neither of us has ever seen.

that's interesting because you you
specifically said that we were not doing

this year oh did i yes yes and you know

that i did i did not write any jokes for
you oh well i guess you'll just have to

read mine

coins from the U .S. Mint celebrating
great moments in the country's history

ignores civil rights. But what about the
coin that celebrates where black people

actually come from?

Ships. Oh,

my God.

Wow, Colin, that's really bold to say on
Christmas.

The Archdiocese of New York.

announced that it will set up a $300
million fund for victims of church

abuse. And yet I get nothing for keeping
my mouth shut and taking it like a

champ?

You should have wrote some jokes for me
to tell.

Looks like you got more. Oh, good.

New research shows that millions of
women leave the workforce due to

which means there's only a couple years
left on my gravy train.

My girl already be like, Colin,

I'm warm.

Colin, I'm sweating. Bitch, you having a
hot sweat.

But don't worry about me. I got a
backup. They don't call Wednesday hump

nothing.

Wow, Colin, I wouldn't have done that
one.

Wednesday?

It's almost the end of the year, which
means that people online are going to be

totally okay.

It's almost the end of the year, which
means people online are going to be

posting what will be in and out for
2026. Here to give us the definitive

are two trend forecasters.

Well, how you guys been?

Where have you been?

Well, Michael, are you okay? You need to
shake off what you just did, I think.

Well, Michael, we've been gathering the
trends.

We get them from a very huge, sweaty,
rock -hard computer.

Oh, wow. Does it use AI?

More like a little bit of I guess.

Yes, AI. It does use AI.

And that's how we got the report.

First up is holiday trends.

In fighting with your family. Grandma,
no, let me go.

In bambas.

Everybody's getting sucked from bambas.

In making the yuletide bisexual.

And out mistletoe. A plant that makes
you kiss. There's already one of

those and it's called marijuana.

Ain't gonna let a leaf tell me who to
love.

And I'll kiss when I get the urge. And
uh -oh, boy, I'm feeling it right now.

Mistletoe! Bad bitch!

Wow, you guys are that mad at Mistletoe?

Yes!

It's a horny pervert like you, Michael.

Whoa!

Girls, girls, seriously.

It's time for the next trend.

Singing trends.

In. In.

Four married guys singing in harmony.

In.

And out.

One, two, three, four.

Just start the damn song, you bastard.

You need to count in. Do it in your
head. You're behaving like a drum.

And you're not a drum. You're a man. So
eat a steak and act like it.

One, two.

You guys are clapping, but I still don't
understand who you guys are or what you

do. Clear a path, clear a path. It's
time for Chinese Trends. Uh -oh.

In dim sum.

In really long dragon.

In rush hour four.

Thanks, Trump.

And out.

Orange chicken.

Why did orange chicken become Chinese?

I mean, yeah, it tastes pretty good, but
we didn't invent that. Don't you agree?

Do you want me to?

Yes. Then yes. Thank you. Thank you.
Orange chicken.

Bitch.

Will that go to that bitch in Mandarin?

Yes. Learn to speak it like I did, or
shut up.

Is anything else out for 2026?

Yes, Michael, the computer has
permanently deleted three trends.

Out, big waving pride flag.

Out, Marge Simpson hair.

And out, oh no, Michael Che!

Love is Blind reunion, where we try to
answer the question, is love really

blind? Even though nine seasons of this
show have proven, no, it's definitely

not. And that was really on display with
this next couple, who were fan

favorites all season until their first
look went, well, see for yourself.

This has been such a wild ride. I mean,
even though we met through a wall and I

don't know what he looks like, I
genuinely feel like he's my soulmate.

Janelle is everything I've been looking
for in a wife. Our new life starts

today.

Wow. You're beautiful.

Wow.

Oh, my God. What the... I can tell
you're in shock.

I am, too.

Come here, you.

Okay.

Oh,

my God. I've been waiting 11 days to do
that.

What is... Sorry. How do I say this?

Are you the literal Grinch?

Oh, what? You didn't know?

Oh, yeah, I guess it never came up.

Oh, I almost forgot.

Oh. Will you make me the happiest this
in the world?

This? I'm sorry, are you even a human
being?

Wait, Janelle, what?

No, I'm serious. Like, are you even a
guy?

I can't believe I have to ask you this,
but do you have a penis?

What? No?

I don't know what to say.

Janelle, chill. What I do have is big.

Just happens to be a corkscrew, and it's
in my butt, and it hurts the

woman and me.

I can't do this, you guys. I can't.

What an incredibly relatable situation.

Janelle chose not to go to Mexico, but
instead returned to her home in

And the Grinch returned to his home on
the outskirts of Whoville.

It's been four months since the pods.
Let's see how they're doing now.

Please welcome Janelle and the Grinch.

Welcome. So how did it feel watching
that back?

Well, the way it went down was kind of a
worst -case scenario, but she

overreacted a little.

I know, yeah. But she since apologized.

Yeah, I was being crazy because I
literally never even asked if he was the

Grinch. And that's on me.

But now we're stronger than ever, right?

Oh, my God, you're so fine!

Beautiful. Well, we want to open it up
to the rest of the pod squad.

Yeah, I'll chime in.

Are we going to just skip over the part
where he said he didn't have a penis?

That what he has in his butt and it's a
damn quirk shoe? Like, girl, why?

You know what, Nadia? I love you, but
out of respect for Neil, I don't want to

get into our sex life.

Yeah.

Wait, sorry. Who is Neil?

The Grinch?

Actually, Amy, being called the Grinch.

is uh thank you baby it's really
triggering for me uh that's a name i was

given by a town that terrorized me so uh
i should go by neil now

yeah i actually relate to neil you know
it's hard when you meet the real person

and they don't look awesome but you grow
to love them

note, Janelle and Neil, the producers
have let us know that you have some big

news to share.

Yes, yes, we are expecting!

Yes, yes, I'm showing a little bit right
here.

My cravings have been crazy.

Wait a minute, you're having a baby?

And I hear you also brought a sonogram
picture?

Ew!

Oh my God. Why is he standing up?

Wow, that's really wild.

I'm Vanessa Lachey.

And I'm Nick Lachey. And just so you
know, 98 Degrees is touring again.

We got turned down by the sphere, so
we're playing a venue in Cincinnati

The Cube.

It's just a regular building. But they
got nachos, y 'all.

We'll be right back.

Oh God.

Welcome to the JFK Delta One Lounge, the
most random place to take a shower in

for holidays. So we've got free eggnog
for our guests.

Eggnog gets your eggnog.

Whoa, is that an industrial eggnog
machine?

Sure is. Have a glass. Oh, sorry.

My machine's kind of breaking down, so
I'm closing my station.

This is my last shift.

Oh, no, really?

Yeah, it's sad.

I'm going to miss everything about this
place.

The way it smells.

the celebrities that would come through.

You know, just last week, Josh O 'Connor
was here.

In the lounge? Oh, cool. Well, thanks
for everything, and good luck.

Thank you.

Hello, Rhonda? Can you hear me?

Ed, is that you?

Are you still at the airport, Ed? It's
Christmas Eve.

That's when people want eggnog at the
airport the most, honey.

Oh, I know.

I wish you were home.

But I'm so proud of you.

All the eggnog you've made over the
years.

Some of it was great.

Some of it was rotten.

And a lot of it got cut.

But, you know, I also think eggnog's
kind of like me.

Not for everyone, but the people who
like it are my kind of people.

You're way more fun with bourbon.

Oh, I miss you, Ed.

Please, come home.

I'll be there soon, sweetie.

Bells will be ringing It's sad, sad news

Oh, what a Christmas To have

booze My baby's gone

with me greeting once again.

son finally found me, so the jig is up.

Yeah, I'm going to go meet him.

That's lovely. Can I interest you in
some eggnog? Sorry.

Sure. Thank you.

And good luck.

I'm going to miss you.

I'll miss you too, Kenan Thompson.

Thank you.

Friends and relations.

My dear,

come up here.

Be with the one you love.

Roger, you made it. Of course I wouldn't
miss your last shift for the world.

I can't believe you're retiring.

I just wanted to go out on top.

Oh, everyone knows you're a bottom,
honey.

There'll be no more sorrow, no grief and
pain.

And I'll be happy, happy once again.

Oh, Rhonda, I should have come home
earlier.

I just feel so lucky that I ever got to
work here.

And I just wanted to enjoy it for a
little bit longer.

for me, especially my boss.

Oh, your boss.

There she is.

It's the CEO of Ednog at Delta.

Ma 'am, what an honor.

Ma 'am, I just wanted to say it's been
an honor working for you, and any

I have after this will be thanks to this
place.

Before I go, do you have any feedback
for me?

Well,

thought you were a little bit too gay.

But you know what?

You're perfect for me.

Thank you.