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Actually, it doesn't matter.

I know I thought I was going to be out all day, but there's been a change of

plans, so I invited Johnny over to watch the big game.

Hmm. I wish you had told me, because I would have cleaned the house and changed

it at least into something nicer.

Don't worry.

You look amazing.

Thank you.

Well, we'll be hunkered down in the man cave, so just relax.

Okay.

Nice to see you again.

Yeah, nice to see you too, stranger.

Maybe she'll come around more often, huh?

Johnny, where are you?

Come on, the game is starting.

Well,

I guess we can at least hang up.

Yeah.

It's dirty, though.

Dirty?

Fuck, there's no dishes in there.

Why is this a dish?

Oh, I hate when they...

Hey, Johnny, is that you?

Oh, man, I'm stuck.

I don't know. I think I got a good view from here. Oh, my God. Will you please

help me?

I am stuck.

Oh, I like that.

Yes, I'm here. Oh, my God. Stop joking around.

This is a great view.

This is a great view.

You are so funny.

Ha, ha, ha. Please help me.

My head is stuck.

I guess I can see what's going on.

Just go.

Come on.

Ready? Okay. Ow!

Come on.

Ow!

Jesus. You really are stuck. Ow!

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Ow!

Come on. Ow!

Oh, Jesus. Oh, my God. Ow!

Come on. You really are stuck. Yes!

Ready? One, two, three. Oh, man.

Whoa. What?

Well, hey.

Well, hey.

I actually think I have a better idea.

I think we were having the wrong approach.

Yeah? What do you think we should do?

I think I need to loosen you up for a minute.

Oh, my goodness, Johnny.

I am stuck in a dishwasher right now. I didn't know that for you.

What are you thinking about there?

We're just going to loosen you up a little bit.

Oh

my.

He's grabbing the beers. Here you go. Why don't you take those down there? I

will be right there. I just got to finish up something.

I don't want both of us to miss the whole game. I want to hear the

Oh, shit. Did someone just score? Shit. Is that a touchdown?

Shit. Fuck.

Fuck.

Whoa. That was so close. So close.

Like, can you imagine if he'd have walked in and seen you bearing me?

That would have been so interesting.

Crazy, right?

Yeah. Like, O -M -G.

Johnny? Phoenix?

Shit.

Oh my goodness.

Oh, my God.

While I have you here.

While you have me here?

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh, my God.

Fuck you.

Fuck it.

God damn, you're so fucking hot.

Oh, man.

Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh,

man.

Fuck it.

I didn't want to ruin the pride.

I'll be right there.

Don't get touchy, man. All right. Relax.

Jeez. Don't ruin the pride.

Oh, shit. That was close.

Yeah, it was.

Oh my God.

Fucking love a new man.

Fuck.

Fuck this.

Yeah, thank you.

You make me a fucking, fucking mess.

Wait a second.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Yes, please. Oh my god, it's fucking hurting me, please.

Oh, yeah.

I need to fuck my little man's butt.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck. What the shit?

Look at this fucking woman.

Oh, my god. I'm in my fucking ass.

That's so fucking amazing.

That's so good.

That's so good.

That's so good.

That's

so

good. That's so good.

What do you want me to do?

I want to get up there. You want me to get up here?

Yeah. Okay.

How about for me then?

Just waiting just like I was before.

Just begging for you to slide behind me and fuck me.

Yes. Damn,

that's so good.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck. Fuck.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Fuck. Fuck.

Fuck.

Fucking have your dick locked in my fucking ass.

Damn.

Damn.

Damn.

Is that your favorite hole I have?

Yes. Yes,

baby.

Look,

it feels so good.

Fuck yes.

Oh, shit.

Look at these fucking holes for me. Yes.

Yeah. Oh, my God. Oh,

it's so good.

It's so fucking good.

Oh, my God. Oh, my

God.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

oh my god I'm so excited I'm gonna cum so hard There he goes.

That's so good.

Oh,

shit.

That's so fucking bad. I know.

God damn.

Give me that fucking warning.

So hot.

Yes.

Oh my god, they're going to make me cum.

Oh my god.

They're going to make me cum a little bit.

Oh yes.

Damn. Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Yes, baby.

Oh, my God. That puts me so fucking whack. Yes.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my

God.

Oh, my God.

Fuck, I'm going to come again.

How do you do?

Oh,

my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh my god, we fucking take it

Do you want a coat?

No.

Oh, fuck.

Yes, I'm going to talk to you in the fucking telephone.

Yes.

Yes, man.

I didn't come in my ass, I'm in my pussy.

What's your love coming up?

Yes. Yes, please.

Yes.

Oh, fuck it.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Let me pick what you want.

I want to have it after my pregnancy.

Okay?

Fuck, baby.

I don't know what you're going to pick.

I don't know what you're going

to pick. I don't know what you're

going to pick.

Oh, coming so hard.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Shit, the snack.

Oh yeah, you have to make the snack, son.

What do I make?

I mean, I don't know.

I don't really need anything.

Oh, what's the score?

Oh, it's a 14.

Now, fuck you, dude.

Oh, shit!

Damn!

Fuck, I'm gonna kick your ass, bro.

Get back here!

At least I got mine.