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You're not kidding.

No, I saw it.

Oh, my God.

I mean, it was. You saw both of our daughters fucking kissing?

Yeah, I mean. Were they like, no.

Playing, killing. It wasn't like. They were like making out. It wasn't like

French thing. No, it wasn't.

It was. They were. Yeah.

Into each other. Yeah. Never even crossed my mind.

I mean, you know, maybe it's not real. Maybe it's just one of, like you talked

about the other thing.

So they're going after what you didn't talk about, you know, like maybe it's

just a phase.

It could be just a phase.

Well, either way, man, I think we need to talk to them.

Yeah, I think we should talk to both of them together because otherwise. That's

a good idea.

Yeah, I mean, we saw them together.

Well, yeah, that's a good idea because I'm going to forget to talk about

something. You're going to forget to talk about something. And you know what?

Our wives ain't talking about nothing, obviously. Yeah, there's a lot of ground

to cover here.

Yeah. So I definitely say we talk to them together.

Today? Should we do it today? As soon as they get home.

All right.

You know, I'm sure. I think Lily's coming over to do her homework with

today. So she'll probably, both of them are probably going to come here.

This stresses me out.

I mean.

Dude, you're stressed.

I am. I'm.

This is like the kind of thing, like, you just have one time, this

one time. It's not like you practice it. Like, I don't think there's a way to

have this conversation with your daughter that makes anybody feel

you know? I just hope we don't fuck it up.

Terrible. I know. The whole, like, social platform media, whatever the hell

call it, hash brown, I'm a lesbian.

I know.

I mean, we just had magazines.

I mean, they were good magazines.

I mean, that's all we had, you know? Yeah, I know.

And I think it's different for guys.

Yeah, I know.

But if I had a son, I'd only have to worry about one penis.

Yeah, I think so. But now I've got to worry about all the penises and

all the vaginas too. So many organs.

She was totally like talking.

I'll talk to Brad. Yeah. I wish you could talk to Brad.

Oh, shit.

You two, please.

We need to talk. We all need to talk.

Go ahead.

All right.

Wait. I saw you guys kissing.

When? Where? When?

In the schoolyard the other day. When I got there a little early to pick you up,

I saw you kissing.

Not, like, friend -kissing.

Do you want to tell me what's going on?

We might.

Yeah. Well, no, I know you guys are friends, and you guys have been best

friends. No, we're close friends.

Like,

really close friends.

Like, how?

Like, this close?

No, we're like this.

Oh, come on.

We haven't even... But we like boys too.

Stop on the first part. I'm still trying to understand the first part. Look,

nowadays it's completely normal for girls to like other girls and boys.

I understand that you're at that age and your hormones are raging and stuff. You

don't know what you're doing and you're exploring. I know what I'm doing.

Look, I'm not saying that you don't know what you're doing, but I don't think

that you know what you're doing. Let's be practical about this. I mean, life is

complicated enough.

It's going to be a lot harder the more you complicate it with different kind of

interaction. But, Dad, don't you watch Girl to Girls?

Like movies and stuff? Like other girls.

Like porn.

Other girls. Other girls.

But not.

That's right. That's different.

That's totally different.

How is that different? You're a hypocrite.

If you watch it, you like to watch the girls.

Why can't we?

Look, that's different because it's just...

It's not different.

It's the same thing.

Well, they're older.

I mean, they're older than you.

They don't live with us. I mean, it's different.

Whatever.

Okay, you know what?

Honestly,

you know what?

Hon, you're right.

You know I love you. You know I love you too.

This is a lot for us. Eric, hold on a second. Hon, you're right.

We are kind of being good friends.

Definitely are.

You know what? I'm sorry, okay?

We just want what's best for you guys. Right. We just want what makes you

guys... Well, I guess we want what makes you guys happy. Happy, yeah.

So... If... Doing what... Help me out, man.

If doing what you guys are doing is making you happy... It is. It makes me

really happy.

I guess I've got to be okay with it.

Yeah. Really?

Yay!

What you did there was good, man.

I didn't think it would affect them that quickly.

Like, oh.

I... Oh, God. I didn't really mean... Like, in front of us...

Lily's kind of really grown up, man.

You know, that actually does take a lot of skill, what she's doing there.

Responsive.

Oh, my God. Is your cock hard?

Oh. You have a high arm. Oh, my God.

I'm your daughter.

Friends. That doesn't make it just automatically not affect you. It's

It's just a natural thing.

You guys go back to what you were doing.

It's biology. We're going to talk a second.

We've known each other a really long time. I know.

I am a little bit... I'm a little overwhelmed.

I've got to tell you.

You're thinking what I'm thinking. This is really fucked up, isn't it?

Oh, yeah, it's totally wrong. But, you

know, they may

actually like dick more than pussy and not know it yet. That's not an

intervention. I think it is.

Yeah, you tell me what I think it is. Okay, what you're telling me is that you

want to show them not the bone this way, but this way.

So what I want to do here... Eric, you want to bone my daughter, right?

Yeah. Good, good, because that's what I'm thinking about, about your daughter.

Okay, I think it's the only practical way to solve... Well, obviously,

let's see if it worked.

Well, I mean, obviously, if they want to.

But they're pretty precocious young women, I think.

They may want to. They might not even know we're standing here anymore.

Well, we should go over there.

Why is there a cock owl?

What?

Oh, my God.

Well, you noticed it. What are you going to do with that?

Well, you'd like to...

We could show you some things besides the things she's already done. I mean,

yeah. If you're interested. I mean, I know it's a little weird. I mean, your

dad's right there. So?

Do you think you might like it?

Sure.

Yeah.

Go ahead.

Just between us, of course.

Audrey. not tell your mother about this yeah this is a this is a

done this before?

Maybe.

You've done this before.

Maybe once or twice.

I told you I like boys and girls.

Your daughter likes dick, I think.

She likes all

the things.

No, frankly I haven't much to teach her. I don't think as far as this.

How far have you gone?

About the farthest that I can.

Really? Yeah.

Kind of like to see that. Really?

Go down here.

Lay down.

Grab a piece of that pie.

I mean, that's okay, right?

Yeah.

You

push

your ass up in here and munch down on that pie.

Yeah, Audrey, smack her ass.

Oh. That felt so good.

Yeah? Mm -hmm.

How do you guys feel?

Oh, shit.

Yeah.

Describe it to me.

Describe how that thing feels to you.

It feels really good to me.

And like it's giving me...

I want your best friend's cock in me, Dad.

Is that okay?

Is that all right?

Is that okay with you?

Yeah, tell me you want it in. I want your cock in my pussy. Yeah, good, good.

Describe how it feels when it goes in.

It feels so slow.

Yeah. And hard.

Yeah. At the same time, my pussy feels so wet.

Oh, yeah. It feels wet, doesn't it? Yes, it does.

You like the way that feels?

Yeah.

You like it up and down, side to side? Both.

I like it all.

as you want.

Your girlfriend can't pull that.

You need a dick to pull that off.

Your choice.

I'm not going to be at the same time, I can tell you that.

That's it, that's it.

Oh, all the way down, all the way down.

Oh,

you're impressing me.

Where'd you learn to do that, huh?

Oh, shit.

You're a daughter, man.

I'll tell you what, a lot of these young girls go too fast.

She is just right, this one.

She sucks dick well above her age level, this one. Sort of the mother.

Those deepies are comfortable, though.

Fuck your face.

It's really uncomfortable right there.

Why don't you put her up in here?

They want to eat pussy so much. Why don't you lie?

Why don't you lay down, honey, and let her eat pussy while I

fuck her?

Just lay down.

See, you got her dick in her and now she forgot what I said.

I'm gonna fuck her up, she's a pussy, right?

Now

we

can have the best of all worlds.

Oh yeah.

You remember when I used to wrap rice for you.

But I have.

Just a ton.

Just a ton.

You got it.

Nice.

Don't forget the twins on me.

Do you think she needs my cock back in there?

Yeah.

Tell me to put my cock in there.

We should switch it around, huh?

What was that, honey?

What? Put my fucking cock in her what?

Put your fucking cock in my pussy.

Say it all together.

fucking hood.

Slide your tongue up from underneath.

This is the way to eat.

Cock is so good.

Isn't it?

Huh?

You like cock better?

Yes, I do. Then get the fuck back on top of it.

You know, I'm open to letting him keep doing the pussy thing.

You know, Dick? You hear me?

Dick? Dick,

I think the pussy thing is okay.

That's it. Don't worry.

Did you go on Facebook?

Do more things together.

In just a minute.

Go all the way down. All the way down.

Go up on both sides. All the way down on one side.

All over me.

All over where? My face. My titties. Yeah, all over your face.

Yeah.

You know what? Why don't you turn around and suck my cock?

That's it. There you go.

You're all wet. Slather down on it.

That's it. All the way down. All the way down.

There you go. Take all that spit in the back of your throat and just drool it

all over my cock.

Drool it, drool it, drool it. Use your hands.

Spread it all around.

All over my face.

You're gonna stroke that shit.

That's it.

All the way down, all the way down.

Ooh, when you come up, you're gonna fucking stroke my cup and fucking, uh,

down, squat down, squat down.

There you go.

Drink it fast.

Real fast, real fast.

Big strokes.

I want you to fucking come. I want you to come.

I love my daughter, but she can never do this to you.

I'm on my cock.

frustrated after eating each other's pussies for a certain amount of time,

get the dick and we'll be there for you guys.