All language subtitles for EPORNER.COM - [iYIjaUWn7Bk] Indecent Exposures (1981) (720)

This is a phony club.

Okay.

Light up.

You're supposed to be the actor right
there.

Tell me, how am I supposed to get these
100 -hour -old bitches to sweat?

Hey, Ted, baby.

Hey, what's happening?

I didn't see you come in.

Okay, girls, now we want you to look
your best.

Mr. Rossini is a bit of a perfectionist,
but it's only because he wants you to

look very well. This is a disco layout.

We want to see everything in the
costume.

We want to see the front. We want to see
the back. We want to see the sides.

So when I say move, please, girls, for
me, move.

Hey, what's the matter? You look like
shit, huh?

I just dropped by to cheer myself up.

I'll stick around until you're through,
okay?

Sure, sure. It's good to see you. I'll
be right with you. Hey, Lila! Lila,

avanti, avanti! I needed to see you.

Bye.

All right, yes.

Now, keep it going, the girl. You will
come here with me.

Now,

right here. I want you to look at me.

Tell me what you think of this, huh?

Tell me.

Yes, you tell me.

Oh, tell me what you think of this. Tell
me. Oh, tell me. Tell me what you think

of this. What's on your refuted mind?
Oh, I was thinking we'd maybe get the

creative juices a -flowing. What do you
think, baby?

Come on, girl.

Come on.

I want you to dance until you're wet.

Come on, move it.

Faster.

Come on.

Very good. Keep it up. Keep it up.

Yes. Oh, my God.

Come on.

Shut up.

Yes. Oh, yeah.

Keep a dancing out there.

Keep a dancing.

Don't laugh. Don't laugh.

Keep a talking.

Keep a dancing.

Keep it up.

Here,

dear Teddy, is to old friends and new
adventures.

So, your job gives you nothing.

And neither does that nice middle -class
girl you shacked up with.

Joan's been faithful and supportive
and... And boring and shrewish, etc.,

Yeah, that too.

Reservations are all set. I rented a van
for morning and I called to confirm all

the girls that have been interviewed.

Oh, hello, Mr. Perlis.

Gee, you're not looking too well. Are
you feeling all right? Our boy here is

suffering from terminal boredom.

Oh, that's too bad. I wish you could go
along with us on this trip.

It would be nice to have someone
intellectual along for a change.

Why don't you go wrap a set?

It's nice to have seen you, Mr. Perlis.
Bye.

Holy shit.

Holy shit, that's it.

That is it.

You, you come with us.

What the hell are you talking about?

Look, man, look, we've been friends for
years, huh?

Right?

I got lots of bucks. I'll put you on.
It's something. I don't know. It's

anything. I'll put you on. Hold it. What
are you talking about?

Let me explain.

Tomorrow, we are leaving on a tour of
the state to photograph girls.

Not professional models, but girls that
Lila interviewed. You know, model

for a day. It's an ad gimmick. Look, it
doesn't matter. You come with us, huh?

It'd be great, Eddie. Just like the old
day. Cut it, Tony.

I mean, in the old days, you weren't
Antonio Rossini, renowned fashion

photographer. You were just Tony Ross,
stud, fuck -off, and all -around hell

-raiser.

For that matter, so was I.

Now I got mortgage payments, a job, a
girlfriend,

alimony. The entire catastrophe.

Thanks anyway.

Lots of fringe benefits, man.

Come on, Tony, I just can't take off.

Why not?

Hey, Teddy boy, come here.

This,

my dear friend, is to adventure and your
new job.

Hey, thank you. Excuse me.

One thing, burger brain, this is a very
big account.

The first time your deadweight friend
there fucks up, it's either him or me.

The whole thing is just damn
unprofessional.

Hey, look, maybe this isn't such a good
idea. No, no, no, don't worry.

She'll get over it.

She always does.

Listen, listen.

On this trip, my friend, you are going
to see more untamed pussy than you ever

thought possible.

Don't worry about Lila, huh?

I'll take care of her.

Mr. Perlis, I'm glad you're coming with
us on this trip.

Well, whatever happens, it's got to be
better than what I'm leaving behind.

Let's see.

Our first stop is just a few hours from
here.

At a health food store?

Oh, come on, peach pussy. You can't be
that pissed off that Ted joined us.

For the last three years, I have busted
my ass for you and this business.

And you didn't even have the decency to
consult me about bringing him along.

I'm getting real tired of being treated
like baggage, Tony.

Well, my five -fingered friend, it looks
like we're going to be spending a lot

of time together.

Alone. We've been cut off.

God, I wish you didn't pay so well.

I usually have to listen to the two of
them going at it all the time.

I'm really glad you're along, because I
have someone to talk with.

There you are, Karma.

You look absolutely wonderful today.

This is Antonio Rossini.

Buongiorno.

Antonio, this is our Earth Mother image,
Karma Lane.

You may be a bitch to work with, love,
but you sure can pick them.

Come and stay, Miss Lane. This is a
great, great honor.

Thank you. I'm just glad that my energy
and vibes are right for your photos, Mr.

Rossini. Are you a Scorpio?

Why, yes. Yes, I am.

Scorpios are so intense.

That's a good sign.

Karma, I'd like to introduce you to my
assistant, Teddy.

Hi, how you doing?

Oh, you're very sensitive.

You must be an Aquarius.

Oh, yes, yes, Teddy is an Aquarius. Very
sensitive boy.

Teddy is our costume consultant, yes.
Ted will help pick out the costume for

and assist you in dressing.

How perfect.

I just know I can trust you, Tim.

Lila.

You select the settings, and tell June
which lights to pick.

Now, Karma, tell me, is there a place
here you can change quickly?

Right back here in my storeroom.

Tony,

look, I can't do this. Oh, sure you can.
Come on, look, you want an adventure. I

don't know the first thing about
wardrobe. This is an adventure. It

matter.

I, uh, have your wardrobe.

Can't you wait until after working hours
to get your friend laid?

Hey, look, what do you got against Ted
having a good time? The poor bastard's

been tied down for years. It's amazing
how you make your own power trip sound

like concern.

Truth is, you just like manipulating
people.

God, Tony, you've changed.

You know, I can hardly remember why I
ever thought I loved you.

Mamma mia.

I'm so flattered that I was chosen to be
in these ads. I want to show what a

healthy diet can do for the body.

Do you think you could help me with
this?

Yeah, sure.

Here we go.

Yeah, I'll get that. I'll get that.

Help me with these buttons here.

You think you should try on the breast
vest?

I'll try it on later.

Ted, if you find me attractive, I mean,
I think that's wonderful.

Sex is a healthy part of nature.

And did you know that sex can be the
most enjoyable meditation that there is?

And I think if we're going to be really
in tune with each other, a sexual

meditation is very important.

Don't you?

Yeah.

Can you believe it?

Tony's back there with that karma woman?

I think it's disgusting.

All he ever thinks about is sex, sex,
sex. Sex? Someone call?

But who's with Ted?

Hey, June, June, come on. What is with
you, huh?

You wouldn't understand, dildo head.

Dildo head?

Oh, oh.

Oh, Mike, what is it?

Just coconut milk.

Doesn't it feel wonderful?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, it does.

Coconut milk. Ooh.

Oh.

Ooh.

Ooh.

Thank you.

I've got a grape.

Oh.

Let's get this down.

Well,

I think she's ready now.

I did my best.

I'm all set.

Ah, then let's hit it, kids.

Now, I want this a natural.

Just a natural.

Very good.

Now, you just action, eh?

Action.

Karma, you are magnificent.

Can't you stay for a little while?

You look like a man who could use some
meditation.

Oh, no, I'll get you on the way back,
eh?

I always wanted to get into health
foods.

Andiamo.

It was great, huh?

You know, if the rest of these non
-professionals turn out as well, it'll

snap. Well, what do you expect?

I mean, after all, it was my job to
select the women.

Yes. And you are the best, aren't you?
Oh, it's something.

So what am I, chopped liver?

Where's my applause for lugging and
lifting and lighting and making it

for Mr. Wonderful here to push his
little button and rake in all the money?

Oh, how stupid.

How simply stupid of me to forget your
vital contribution to this.

You know, could you put down the mask
for just once and say something nice to

me? I do deserve it, you know.

I'm sorry.

Hey, Jew, you know how good you are at
your job. Don't expect him to get

serious. I think he's forgotten how.

Ah,

well, lover boy, eh?

Tomorrow ought to be interesting, don't
you think?

Oh, come on. For crap's sake, man.

You got to find the fuck out of it.

Why do you care if it's available to
everybody?

Well, maybe I do care. So just lay off,
huh?

Well,

you know, maybe just some of us aren't
cut out for meditation.

Real good, Tony. Keep it up and you'll
turn Ted here into the same kind of

person it's taken you years to become.

Well, see, I haven't helped you yet,
huh?

That's what I'm afraid of.

That is not the way we do it.

Now, start the game.

Oh, Lila.

Serena Zucca, this is Antonio Rossini.

Ah, buongiorno.

I can see why Lila chose you. You are
indeed a tribute to the art of dance and

the essence of athletic femininity.

Thank you, Mr. Rossini.

I'm certain that what you seek, however,
is best discovered without this

bullshit.

Smart lady, huh?

A very dedicated artist.

Sue, you can forget about getting laid
here.

Sorry.

No problem, Mr. Sukoff. I have your
costume ready for you.

Girls, I told you not to observe this
shooting.

Oh, pardon me, Lorena, but is it
possible?

Are these young women your students?

Yes, why do you ask?

Well, I thought maybe they could be in
the shoot, sort of as a background.

Oh? Oh, that is, of course, if you have
no objections. I just thought it might

set the mood more clearly.

Oh, please, Mr. Sukoff.

We just want to see what a fashion shoot
is like. Please.

We won't get in the way. Well,

it would be good for you, yes.

They're all right.

Oh, wow. This is so much better than we
hoped for.

Now, just be subtle, and let's hope Mr.
Koff doesn't catch us.

You think it'll work?

Girls, come home. It is time.

He's very good.

Oh, God, I think he's wonderful.

My, my, you are smitten, aren't you?

So what?

You wouldn't understand anyway.

Ah, oh, yes.

Oh, ah, va bene, va bene, va bene.

Oh, oh, oh, yes, yes, yes.

Excuse me, excuse me. Oh, my bad. Oh,
Ted, Ted.

I've got a great idea.

Yes.

Yes. Give me a tuxedo and a wardrobe for
Ted. What?

A tuxedo, a band -aid tuxedo, you know.

I can see it coming now.

Ah, very good, very good, I think, for
me at first.

Ready, huh?

Ready.

Ah, classic, classic, ah, ready.

Marina, you are superb.

Magnificent. Magnificent. Well, thank
you, Mr. Rossini.

And my students. They did well, I hope.

Oh, very well. Very well. But, of
course, not as a professional as you. I

to keep them to make a few more shots.

But you need not stay.

You go home. I will lock up.

Well, that is very nice of you. Oh.

Because I do have to lecture tonight at
the recital hall.

You are... a gentleman, so I think.

Grazie. Thank you.

Goodbye. Ciao, and buonanotte.

Oh, no.

Oh, yes, what else?

Did you see the way they were flashing
him during the shoot?

They deserve it.

Hey, I don't know how you put up with
it. I mean, the two of you used to be

lovers. I don't want to talk about it.

That's where I'm going. You want to come
along?

I sure as hell don't want to stay here.

Hey, where the hell are you two going?

We didn't want to intrude on your
creativity.

Don't worry. We'll be back to break down
the equipment.

I don't want you to strain yourself.

Good. I didn't like them anyway.

And besides, they wouldn't appreciate
our little surprise.

Surprise? Yeah.

Didn't you say you wanted some more
shots of...

Just that?

Well, what did you girls have in mind?

Just a little dance for Tina Brown.

Ready?

What did you say to them?

Nothing, nothing, man.

I think they just like us.

And who can blame them?

One second.

One second.

Thank you.

I love

you.

Oh.

Oh.

. .

.

I didn't know you were that interested
in Ted or anyone for that matter.

Look, just because I don't go around
undressing for every guy that walks by

doesn't mean that I... No, that's not
what I meant.

Look, I know we haven't been the best of
friends, but give me a chance, all

right?

Sorry.

You know, the truth is I've always been
a little jealous of you.

Besides, what chance do I have with Ted?

Tony leading him around by his, did you
know, his thing.

Two, let me tell you a few things.

Number one, just because Ted wants to
get his ya -ya's out after all these

of boredom doesn't make him a terrible
human being.

I mean, you might notice he isn't doing
all that well anyway.

And two, if you need any help, I'm a
woman.

Underneath those overalls and jeans, you
are too.

We might wear different costumes, but
we're all in the same play.

Thanks.

This was very good.

Bravissimo.

Oh, will you cut the accent, Tony?

Look, man, I'm telling you, it was very
good. What do you want me to say?

So tell me, tell me. Is sex without
romance really so terrible?

I think I could learn to tolerate it.
You could.

You know, I don't understand what you
ever saw in Tony.

I'm sorry, but I just don't. Oh, he was
different once, before the fame and the

money got to him.

Well, hell, June.

I think it's gotten to me, too.

If you two jailbait suckers are ready,
maybe we can get going, hmm?

You know what?

Somehow I don't think they approve.

Listen, I told you, you must have called
me when I get back to the city. No, not

now. Go away, go away.

Look, you said we had what it took to
become professional models, didn't you?

want out of this hick town now. Take me
with you.

You creeps. Listen, honey, face it.

You've been had.

Let it be a lesson to you, huh?

These two guys just aren't worth the
effort.

Come on, let's go.

Everybody, come on, June, let's go. Come
on, put this stuff in there. What is

this? What a waste.

We went to all the trouble to fuck a
couple of old men, pretending it was fun

for nothing.

Shit! Come on, let's go, everybody.

In the truck, eh? In the truck, in the
truck. Lila, huh?

In.

Is Tony with you?

No, he decided to turn in early.

You okay?

A little mad, slightly depressed,
completely disillusioned, almost

Nothing serious.

Care to join me?

Yeah, for a drink, I think.

Bartender, let me have a brandy.

You know, after the shoot's wrapped, I'm
done.

I don't think I can take it any longer.

You know, I keep thinking maybe Tony
will change a bit.

part of it, aren't I?

Part of the reason that everybody's...
No, not anymore.

You know, I'm beginning to enjoy having
you around.

Thanks, Lila. Shh, don't let anybody
hear about it. It might ruin my image.

You know, maybe June doesn't have such
bad taste after all.

Never mind.

Look, I know she likes me, but I don't
know. Well, I like her too.

I guess she thinks that sex is something
that only unintellectual people engage

in. Something like that.

It's too bad.

No, other than that, she's a damn fine
lady.

So are you.

Thanks, Dad.

Oh, I think I'll go to bed.

This life in the fast lane is, uh...
That's a little too much for me.

Are you all right? Me? Well, I'm still
in first gear.

Well. You're going to have to work
tomorrow, though, aren't you?

A little trick I learned.

One for the road.

You got it.

Here's your coat. Oh, thanks.

It's my diary.

I was just writing that... Never mind.

You're drunk. You don't want to hear it
now.

Oh, I'm not as drunk as I'd like to be.

I never am, June.

Come on.

What were you writing, huh?

Men can't please me.

I won't let them.

Even Ted has proven weak.

And Lila is not the... Go on.

Is not the selfish bitch I thought she
was.

My only fear... Listen, Juke.

There's something you don't want to tell
me. I understand completely. No, I want

to say it.

Lila, I trust you.

I want to say it.

My only fear is that I will never be
able to get out of my mind and into my

body. I'm afraid to be passionate.

It's okay.

It'll come in time.

Honestly.

Please.

I trust you.

June, are you sure?

I don't want to do anything that...

I just want you to feel good.

Tell me if I do anything about life.

That was beautiful.

Do the men that you've been with make
you feel that good?

You sure know the right things to say,
don't you?

Well, do they?

They used to.

Sometimes if you're even lucky, it's
even better.

I was having the most amazing fantasy.

I know.

Really?

Uh -huh.

You were thinking about a man.

Especially when you were coming.

I was.

But how did you know?

Oh, I've been there quite a few times
before.

Who were you thinking of?

Oh,

just a man.

Not important.

Yeah, you're right.

Oh, you won't have any problems when the
right man comes along.

I can tell you that, that's for sure.

You're a natural born lover.

After that, I left home and found the
job with Tony.

Gee, just one bad turn after another.

I think you were in one hell of a good
mood this morning.

Well, we got a good night's sleep last
night.

Proud of our little Chrissy.

Being chosen the model for your ads and
all, aren't we, Mother? We certainly

are. I only hope she'll do well.

She's so young, you know.

Only just graduated high school.

Straight A's.

Valedictorian. Oh, that's wonderful.

Yes. Yes, yes. I am sure that she will
do fine. You see, our Lila here has a

wonderful eye for talent. And I'm sure
that Chrissy... Oh, Chrissy.

Hello, Chrissy.

Don't you look nice today.

Are you ready?

I'm a sport.

Now, don't you worry about a thing.
We'll have Chrissy back in about three

four hours. Oh, that's fine. Just fine.

I'll find my glasses and we'll catch the
Jeanette McDonald Nelsonetti Festival.

We're just in time for the matinee.

And don't worry, Mr. and Mrs. Hanson.

Chrissy here, she is in a good hand.

Sir? Good.

You lay one finger on that girl and I'll
have you buy your professional balls.

Got it? Yes, Mrs. Ford is right here.
She says that Chrissy has that certain

innocent appeal that I've been looking
for.

Avanti!

Bye. Bye -bye, dear.

God bless you.

You did us.

splendidly, Chrissy.

Your appearance can be very proud.

Thank you, Mr. Massini. We have to get
you right home and into bed.

Oh, absolutely, Lila. We can't have our
Chrissy here getting a sickness, can we?

And since our hotel is right on the way
and we must pack anyway, I drop you all

off and I take Chrissy home. Oh, how
thoughtful of you, Tony. Oh, it is

But, uh...

I have a better idea.

Huh?

Damn it, woman. Now, why the hell did
you do that? You're starting to piss me

off. We have work to do, Tony, and you
know it. Besides, Ted, I trust. Got it?

You know what I got? I got a good mind
to go fire you. That's what I got, Lila.

You...

about losing your chance to screw crazy.

No, no, I'm not. I'm the boss here. I'm
in control.

And I don't want anybody telling me what
to do, especially her.

And that includes you.

I'm really sorry you caught cold.

I hope your parents will understand.

Not your fault, really.

I was getting cold anyway before today.

Well, look, here's your bag.

I'm sorry about this.

You're nice. Thank you. But really, I'll
be all right.

Let me take you inside.

I

hope

you feel better.

I'm really sorry.

It's all right.

Honest. Maybe some hot tea or something.

The kitchen's over there.

Uh, tea?

Yeah, yeah, sure. I'll, uh... I'll make
you some hot tea before I go.

But I have to leave very soon.

Thank you.

Very, very soon.

Chrissy?

Chrissy?

Hello?

Chrissy?

Gosh, I must have fallen asleep.

I guess I don't feel so good.

I have your tea here.

Oh, would you bring it to me, please?

Bring it to you?

Certainly, sure.

Thanks. I'm sure glad you're here to
help me, Mr. Perlis.

Really. Yeah, well, I really have to go
now.

Oh, that is if you'll be okay on me.

Of course.

I'll be okay once I put some of that
vapor rub on.

Would you get it for me, please?

Uh, yeah, yeah, sure.

I'll hold this up if you'll put some on
me.

Uh... Yeah, uh, yeah, just a little bit.

My silly bastard, let's play.

It's fun.

I couldn't do it unless you know that.

Oh, yeah.

Bite my nipples.

Bite them.

Bite them.

Oh,

thank you, Jasmine.

What if your parents come home?

Oh, he's

beautiful.

I want it so bad from you.

So bad.

So bad.

Where did

you learn to do that?

I read a lot.

Push this.

Play a game.

Just one game.

You don't have to do anything but just
laugh still, okay?

Yeah, sure.

Whatever you want.

What's the game?

So until we actually see this woman's
house, there's no way that we can...

a mansion. Mansion. A lady lives in a
mansion.

Mansion or whatever. Until we actually
get there, I can't give you anything

than a general idea of a lighting plan.

June.

June, why the hell do you work with me?

What?

Come on, you heard me.

Lots of reasons.

Come on, June.

Lila and I don't do anything any more
than trade insults. Ted wants to leave,

right?

And you're the only one who's left. Why?

Thanks. Come on, you know what I mean.
Why are you here?

At first, I thought you were a genius.

I still do, but you are an asshole
genius.

That much we know, huh?

Well, then I thought if I could make any
sense out of what was going on in that

studio, I could understand anything.

And?

No way.

Now, I don't know why.

It's all right. I just wish I could
help.

Yeah, me too. No, fuck it. It doesn't
matter. It all stinks lately.

I'm really sorry, Tony.

Yeah.

Don't worry.

doing, Boy Scout?

Huh? Oh, fine.

Hey, listen, Ted, I'm going to have to
go away for a while.

I don't know, I want to go to Spain for
a couple of months on Greece.

Want to come along?

No, I can't. I've got to find a new job.

A real job.

Yeah.

Uh, by the way,

Chrissy wasn't so innocent.

You're shitting me.

Oh, come on, you've got to tell me. This
has got to be a classic. Come on. Look,

don't tell Lila, all right? I mean, I'd
feel really shitty about that. I'm not

going to say anything. Look, this is the
great Antonio Rossini speaking to you.

So you've got to tell me.

What happened? You want to know what
happened? I want to know what happened.

want to know what happened? What
happened?

Tony Rossini wants to know what
happened. Yes.

I'll tell you.

I was raped.

You were raped?

Raped.

She was raped.

She was raped.

She raped me.

She raped me. You were raped. Yes. Did
you hear

that?

I wonder what those two are. I know what
kind of laughter that is.

Thank God tomorrow's our last day.

Oh,

Harmon. Our guests are arriving a bit
early. I do hope we're prepared.

Of course, Marilyn.

Of course.

After so many adventures together, how
could I even ask?

Four of them at once this time.

And all quite intelligent.

This. should be a true test of your
theories.

Adelana.

Holy shit.

Hey, Lila, why didn't you tell me?

I hadn't seen it myself.

I met her in New York at the ad agency.

She's a stockholder.

She offered herself and her home for one
of the layouts.

I had the impression they couldn't say
no.

Who the hell is this woman?

Ariolana Van Laren Devane, heiress of
the Devane Publishing Empire, degrees in

psychology, art, and science.

Quite reclusive since the death of her
husband nine years ago.

Stockholder in... Thank you, Miss
Britannica.

Well, troops, let's get it going.

Mrs. Devane will be joining you for
cocktails after you've freshened up.

I do not think it's necessary to freshen
up. After you've freshened up, sir.

I think we're going to have to freshen
up, eh?

Andiamo, come on.

A woman at first, eh?

I hope you found everything you needed.

Yes, yes. Thank you very much for the
clothes.

Oh, yes.

You seem to have thought of everything.

Oh, one of my little quirks.

Perfection. I provided some clothes for
the ladies, too.

Come.

Wow. Oh, mama mia.

Hey, that's nice.

Perfection.

Thank you. Thank you very much. Amen.

Oh, would you seat our guest, please?

Ah, Mrs. Thorne? No, it's, uh... Ladder.

I don't believe.

Ted? Yes, sir.

So,

as it be decided, to please myself.

And study those aspects of psychology
and human behavior that interested me.

Oh, it's been lonely at times.

But never, never boring.

Look, I don't mean to be a pushy. Oh, of
course, of course.

Harmon.

Yes, madam.

Everything is in order.

Wonderful.

Now, if you all would indulge me for
just a little while longer.

You see, I know a great deal more about
you.

Each of you, again, I've let on.

And how should I put this?

Well, I'll just put it definitely and
simply.

You see, for the past nine years, I've
been engaged in an experiment.

Well, a study, actually, of human
behavior.

Ariel, I don't see how this is... Thank
you, June.

Really, there's nothing mysterious about
it. Simply stated, I need your help for

a short time, about a few hours.

And in exchange...

I think I will be able to help each of
you.

That is, if you're willing.

really don't understand Lila's getting
so upset.

I think it's all really exciting.

I know.

And it's that sense of trust you have
that's going to make this a very

night for you.

But how do you know so much about us?

Oh, a combination of intuition,
intelligence, research, and a great deal

money to get whatever I want with.

Now just enjoy yourself.

Relax.

Browse. And I'll be back in a little
while.

Listen.

If any of you want me to play games, I'd
like to know why.

What the hell is going on here?

I am sorry if you're confused, sir.

But I'm sure madam will explain.

Oh?

Yes, well, she had better.

In here, sir.

In here?

Yes, but this is a darker room. That is
the master bedroom, sir.

Well, you're lucky, Harman.

Because the only darker room I go into
is the bedroom.

The hell?

Shit.

All right, Harmon.

I get it. It's a little joke, eh?

You're actually a Count of Dracula in
disguise.

Right?

Right?

Right?

Wrong.

I like your outfit.

Is this a part of the experiment or just
a pleasant distraction?

A little bit of both.

Por favor.

Si, si.

Oh, this is nice.

This is very nice.

It's very difficult to open.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

What is this? What do I mean? What is
this?

What's the matter? Oh, did I do
something wrong?

No, no, no. I don't like being tied up.

Oh, it's just a game. It's just for fun.
You see, I've never tried it before.

Oh, well, maybe just a little bit. Just
a little bit.

Oh, yes.

It's very good. Oh.

Oh, this is very nice, yes.

It's nice.

Oh, no, no, no, no, you don't have to,
no, wait a second, wait, wait.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Try it.

Yes, I try it.

Oh, I try it.

It's not bad.

Interesting.

Oh, that's very good.

Miss Ladd?

Yes?

Oh.

Where is Arielle?

She will be with you soon. She asked
that you change clothes. These are

But where is everybody?

They are all having a wonderful time and
wish only the same for you.

Please, Miss Ladd, relax.

There is nothing here for you but
pleasure and enjoyment.

Here, these are for you to wear.

It's all so strange, but you have made
me feel better, Harmon.

Oh,

that's very good, Ariel.

Oh, that's very good.

Oh, that's very good, Ariel. Oh, that's
very good.

Oh, that's very good. Oh, that's very
good. Oh, yes, yes, very good. Oh, I'm

good.

Oh, damn it, woman. How many times are
you going to do that, huh?

Look, all right, all right. Let's cut
these goddamn scarves off. Let's get her

back on the right track, huh?

The right track, Tony?

Oh, you mean where you're in control all
the time, telling everybody else what

to do and when?

Look, okay, Ariel, just cut the fucking
scarves off, huh?

Tony, please don't make me mad, because
then I might decide to just leave you

here.

For Harmon, who has rather bizarre
tastes, I'm afraid.

It's just that this is not my thing. I
got carried away. I didn't mean... Oh,

Tony, I've got a lot to teach you, Tony,
but you've got to shut up and listen.

You talk all the time, so you never hear
anything.

Okay, I am. Please, I just want to...
One more word and I'm leaving.

Understand?

Good. Because I really like you, Tony.

Now, for the first lesson, we'll call it
Conalingos 101.

You see, Tony, I want you to make me
come.

Starting to like not being in control,
Tony?

Tony, I haven't come in a very long
time. This is not going to be easy.

But the better you make it for me, the
better I'll make it for you.

Ah.

Oh, yes, that's not bad.

That's the way. Lightly, lightly.

Yes, yes. Now you can take your tongue
down further.

And then you can run in deeper.

Deeper. Now you can go in there where
you want to go. See, now it's open and

and flowing.

Now put your nose up against that spot
on top.

That's the way.

That's the way. Yes, now you're hitting
them both.

Oh, good, Tony.

Oh, good.

Good, Tony.

Oh, Tony.

That was very good.

Now... Don't strangle me, please.

Oh, no.

Now, this is just more of the game. Lift
your head up.

That's a good boy.

Now, can you see? Tell me the truth.

No, I can't see.

Now you just lie here and I'll be right
back.

Wait, wait, wait.

Shit.

Where the hell is everyone?

It's all damn crap. This whole thing.

I just want to get home.

You fucked her, didn't you?

Huh?

Who?

You know damn well who.

Chrissy. You didn't think it's the...
Look, look. I told Tony not to tell you.

It wasn't my fault, Lila. Tony didn't
have to say anything, dear. I heard you

come in last night.

I've heard that kind of locker room
laughter before.

And where did you get so damned holy,
huh?

I mean, if the truth makes any
difference to you, Chrissy was a little

who bullshitted me like a pro.

Oh, did she force you to fuck her at
gunpoint? It doesn't make any

She was just like all the others.

Selfish, pushy, conniving.

I mean, I felt nothing but used ever
since this whole trip started. Honey,

don't know what used is.

Pardon me, but I'm, uh, well, are you
two through pitying yourselves or should

come back later?

Listen, your impression of Auntie Mame
is very entertaining.

But I'm getting tired of your self
-indulgent bullshit.

Gaila, what are you so afraid of?

I'm not afraid.

I would just like to know, Ariel,
sweetheart,

if we are going to find out exactly what
is going on around

here. I don't know. I hope.

I truly hope that you will see what is
here for you.

But, well, your attitude isn't helping,
I'm afraid.

No more psychology games.

Now, where are Tony and June?

What the hell do you want from me?

I am just trying to help you.

Lila, for Christ's sake.

Oh, Lila, you are so used to being
hostile and sarcastic that you can't

anymore.

No. You let your impressions of Tony
interfere with... come between you and

any man who might want to love you.

I don't know if you can ever, ever feel
again anything except resentment.

Why the hell did you do that to her,
huh?

Why, you simple -minded little one.

What? You insignificant, cock -minded
piss -ass. You run around everywhere

trying to find someone to give you what
you think you deserve.

Oh, poor, poor Teddy.

I don't know what the hell you're
talking about. Oh, yes, you do. You're

to reach out. You want it all handed to
you. You haven't got the...

Go on, two feet, and go after what you
want.

Oh, you sickening wimp.

Hiding behind your own madness.

Leave me alone, Erlana.

Enter the harem.

You know, you both disgust me with your
petty bullshit.

What the hell was that all about?

She was right.

What?

Thank you for defending me, Ted.

Hey, thank you.

I thought you was going to tear my
throat out.

Hey.

Are you okay?

God damn her.

She was right.

Ariel!

Hello, June. My, you look beautiful.

Thank you.

Are you ready?

I don't know what I should be ready for.

Why, to be released, June.

First, put some of this on.

This is what I've been wearing all day.

And we have a little secret to keep from
a man with a very sensitive nose.

Can't you tell me more about what's
going on here?

I mean, where's Tony and the others?

Well, perhaps we should have a little
talk before you spread your wings.

Sorry, Ted.

I haven't cried like that since I was a
little girl.

Was Ariel right about what she said?

That you were afraid to go after what
you wanted?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Hell, I expected some perfect woman just
to turn up and offer herself to me.

That's true.

Maybe it's time you stopped waiting and
did something about it.

Oh, no, you don't, Teddy.

You have to go after what you want.

What about you?

If I catch you, will you be able to
feel?

Will you be able to feel me or will you
be thinking about Tony?

Tony who?

I need a serious answer, Lila.

Well, that's a chance you'll just have
to take.

Don't want you to fight me.

I want you to make love to me Make me

feel

You ready, June?

I guess so.

Now, I'll stay with you.

Just trust your instincts.

You'll be fine.

Who's there?

Tony!

Oh, there you are. Tell all of them I'm
happy to see you.

You're beginning to enjoy it, aren't
you? Not being in the driver's seat.

Oh, you know it, baby. Listen, but I'm
going to explore. I've got to come now.

Oh, Tony.

Well, perhaps I should get you a new
partner.

June, for instance.

June?

Don't make me laugh.

Hey, look.

I mean, June, June, okay, June is a lot
more than I thought she was, but June

really thinks, I think that sex is an
act of mental retardation at an early

Come on, now what about us, huh?

Oh.

Oh, that's great. Oh.

Now, do you think June would do that?
Oh, come on. Oh, that's great.

Oh, yes, baby.

Oh, yes.

Oh, how could he?

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Oh, yes. Oh.

Oh. Oh, yes. I needed that. Oh, I'm
coming. I'm coming. I'm going to come

Oh, yes. I want me. Oh, damn it. You did
it. People, you got four hands. What?

What is going on here? Now, just relax,
Tony.

Oh, come on. What the hell? Just relax.
Now comes the hard part.

You see.

You have to fuck me, Tony, and you have
to make me come before you do.

Understand?

Don't let yourself come, Tony, or else.

Or else.

Oh.

Yes. All right.

Yes.

Oh.

Oh. Oh, now move slow. Come on, that's
it. That's right, Tony.

Tell me how to move.

Yes. Now, Tony, you tell me what you
want. Oh. Oh, yes.

Work. Work.

Work. That's not so fast. Not so fast.
Oh, that's nice.

Oh, I know.

That's great.

Oh. Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, that is...

on.

Which wing did you...? You'll... You'll
never know, will you?

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Taste you.

tell you this.

You just did.

I couldn't find them anywhere.

This is a note.

Thank you for helping me with my
studies.

Please, all I ask is that you share this
experience with no one beyond yourself.

My notes being long.

Well,

I for one think she was some kind of
witch.

Not at all.

She's a psychologist who figured out how
to get past our fears, that's all.

That's all.

That's all.

Simple. Yes. Well, let's hit the road.
Or shall I say, avante, avante.

They're best yet, don't you think so,
Harmon?

Of course, madam. I'm rather sorry to
see them leave, actually.

There will be others, Harmon, but we did
learn so much from these.

I have a suggestion. A quick trip home
and four plane tickets to Greece for the

weekend.

I don't know. I think perhaps the
Caribbean would be more to my taste.

I'll settle for the first motel with a
waterbed. I always wanted to try that.