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We're Andy and the Band, playing all across the land

Andy and the Band are here for you, you, you

Yeah, yeah, yeah, Andy and the Band

Always here to lend a hand

Helping out our fans is what we do... #

HEAVY ROCK MUSIC

Oh! A letter from a fan.

How lovely.

"Dear Andy and The Odd Socks, you've been terrible.

"You've failed these kids and as such,

"after just two and three-quarter weeks,

"it gives me no pleasure to declare

"that the school will now be demolished in seven days.

"Signed Eddie Head,

"the Head of Education for all of Planet Earth.

"PS. It does give me pleasure, actually. Lots of it."

LAUGHTER

Not the best fan letter we've ever had.

I don't understand it.

How could we have failed the kids?

So, we got a bit carried away

and let the kids run the school for Swapsies Day.

And let goats, rabbits and ponies roam the school.

BLEATING, NEIGHING

Almost missed the school test.

Where are they?

Allowed an AI computer to take over.

Oh! BELL RINGS

LAUGHTER

Does that really mean that we let them down?

Oh, yeah. I guess it does.

We've been having so much fun rocking out.

We've let it get in the way of helping these kids.

Well, if rocking out has caused all this,

there's only one thing for it.

We need to quit rock for ever.

For ever? Are you sure, Andy?

Cos for ever is a really long time.

Oh! Ohh!

Whoa!

HEAVY ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES

MUSIC STOPS

That was weird. What was that?

Never mind "what was that". Where's Andy?

Oh!

Yes, time for an Andy hunt.

Oh!

Rock on, kids. We'll be back in a minute.

BOTH: Andy hunt time!

Andy hunt... #

DOG BARKS

Andy? Andy?

TOILET FLUSHES

Andy!

I'd give that a few minutes.

Or months.

Hello?

Odd Socks, assemble in the science lab immediately.

You'll be wondering why I gathered you here.

Whiteboard, CCTV.

Oh... Right, anyone spot Andy?

No, but is that Andy's mum stealing biscuits from the staffroom?

ALL GASP

She's hidden them down her purple blouse!

Oh, I know!

Infra-purple goggles!

These will help us track Andy's rock steps.

BEEPING

There they are.

This way.

Huh?

Weird!

Andy's rock steps stop here.

Right by this fan letter.

Hang on. We've failed?

We need to quit rock...for ever.

For ever?

No way!

Us? Quit rock?

ALL: For ever?

Oh, hi, guys. You're here.

Where's here?

I haven't seen this many mirrors outside Blu's dressing room.

Welcome to the B-Side.

You've been summoned here

because you say you're quitting rock for ever.

Oh, right...

Everyone, the Guardian of Rock. Hello.

Guardian of Rock, meet everyone. Hello.

Hi. Wait.

Are we really giving up rock?

Sorry, guys. You've seen the letter.

All we do is rock out.

If we're going to help these kids, it's the only way.

And don't try and stop us.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wouldn't dream of it, mate.

No, no, no. I've merely called you here

because if you are really giving up rock,

I'm going to need your, erm, Rock Star membership cards back.

Oh. Oh.

Yeah, of course. We'll get them back to you.

Just as soon as I remember where we put them.

Erm... Er...

Guys, any clue where we put our Rock Star membership cards?

What? From all those years ago?

If only there was some way we could travel back in time

to see where we left them.

Awesome idea. Oh!

Let's go. Huh?

Whoa, time portal! Cool!

ALL SCREAM

Here we are. All right.

This place feels familiar.

Yeah, it might do. And he looks familiar. Yeah, that's him.

Andy, you're a teenager. We must have time-travelled.

I can't believe it.

You're even more gawky, gangly and awkward than you are now!

Hiya, awkward teenage Andy. Hey, young me.

These are just visions of the past, people.

They can't hear or see us.

It's basic time travel rule 101.

So, Andy won't see or hear if I do this.

Blah-wah-wah! Grr!

No, Rio, it's me, not one of the visions.

I can still see... Blah-blah-blaaah! ..and hear you. Oh.

Oh, hang on.

Right, Andy, a real rock star needs a real rock star haircut.

This must be the day I got my Rock Star membership card.

No, oops! I've gone far too far back in time.

My bad, my fault. Let's... Come on. We've got to move on.

What? No!

Not yet.

Can we stay?

I want to see this. Yeah.

Look, this is before any of us were even in The Odd Socks.

Can we stay just a little bit? No, no. Please.

ALL: Please.

OK, come on, then. Yes!

Get a mohawk, young Andy.

Get it all shaved off.

Or a perm with one of these rock and rollers.

Are you absolutely sure I can't hear what they say?

ROCK GUITAR MUSIC

Nice!

You'd rock a shaggy mop top.

Really? Shaggy mop top,

a yellow T-shirt, stonewashed jeans,

a silver jacket

and slightly bigger nostrils.

Listen to him, young Andy.

You know, I need a super stylish bass player,

now I'm going to be a rock star.

How do you fancy forming a duo?

Really? But we just met two minutes ago.

Rock Star membership card.

Come on, let's go.

Oh, I'd have given you a backie, but my bike's broken.

And I know just the person to fix that.

Oh, don't leave.

Yeah, we were watching that.

I never realised I had such a cool walk.

Enough of this nonsense.

It's time for part two which is this way.

Oh! What?

ALL: Whoa!

Oh, don't worry. It's all right.

BANGING ON DRUMS Hold on. I recognise this place.

And I recognise that sound.

It's me.

GUARDIAN CHUCKLES Yeah.

Oh! Hey, guys.

Welcome to Moxy's Mechanics.

How can I drum up some business with you chaps?

Well, my bike's broken.

Our tour bike.

For a rock star duo. Oh.

I don't know about fixing your bike,

but I can fix your band.

You need a drummer. Room for one more?

Always room for you, Mox.

Shake on it?

I can go one better than that.

Rock Star membership card?

Oh, Rock Star membership card!

Oh. All right, quick, let's move on.

You don't want to miss this bit.

It's one of the best parts. In you go!

ALL: Whoa!

Check it out.

Your mum hasn't aged one bit.

Mum!

Yeah, she still steals biscuits.

Have you seen my spare mic anywhere? We've got our first band rehearsal.

Rock! #

How lovely, dear.

Make sure you take your little cousin Mac with you.

He's come all the way from bonnie Scotland.

Hey, cousin Mac.

Er, can you play the keyboard?

Actually...no.

Sorry. But I usually pick things up quite quickly.

MAC CLEARS THROAT

LOUD BUZZ Oh!

Oh! Whoops! Ooh!

Hmm.

ELECTRONIC KEYBOARD MUSIC

Oh, dear. I've still got so much to learn.

Ha-ha!

Epic! Mac, that's incredible. How would you like to be in a band?

Aye!

Rock Star membership card.

How delightful!

Make sure you all play nicely together now.

Will do. See you later, Mum. Bye, Andy's mum!

Bye, Andy's mum! Cheerio!

You know, I can't help but feel like there's still someone missing.

Good point, Rio.

You know, we still haven't seen young Whiff without his beard.

I'm only kidding.

He was born with a beard.

Which reminds me, we've got a train to catch.

Ready? All aboard!

ALL: Whoa!

There must be a more comfortable way to time-travel than this.

I assure you there isn't.

GUARDIAN CHUCKLES

Are you guys OK?

Well, what do you know?

It turns out aliens from Planet Rock can see and hear us.

Cool. Good to meet you, me.

Cool. Good to meet you, me.

Crikey!

Hey, it's you guys, but really young.

It's you guys, but old.

Ahem! Older!

That lot can't see us, Andy. I know, I know.

Time travel rule 101.

Hey, I'm Rio. Maybe you guys can help me.

I was looking for the Reading Festival?

Oh, that's where we're going.

Yeah, well, I got a ticket for a reading festival instead.

Earth words are too confusing.

Yeah. Maybe I'd be better off heading back to Planet Rock.

No way! You're from Planet Rock?

Yeah. Come and join us.

Everyone is always welcome in...

in, er, in, er...

Hang on. We haven't got a band name yet.

Easy. The Odd Socks.

Odd Socks? Cool name.

ALL GASP

Nice.

BLU CHUCKLES

Andy and The Odd Socks. Yeah!

Well, don't thank me. The older versions of us suggested it.

Yeah.

ALL: Huh?

Anyway, Rio, you're in.

HE CHUCKLES

Right, then, Odd Socks, let's go play Reading Festival!

Yeah!

Then who knows what awaits us? An album.

A tour! A TV show!

We so did all that and more.

Yeah, you guys changed the lives of kids all over the planet.

I like it. We've got to dream big.

Who's in The Odd Socks?

Us. Yeah!

Oh. Oh.

We'll work on that. Yeah.

The next train to Reading leaves any minute now.

Excuse me, station porter!

THEY GIGGLE

Can you help carry our bags, please?

I suppose.

Whiff! I mean, it's not like I've been lugging people's stuff around

all my life!

Oh, I'll keep these safe. Right under here, Odd Socks.

Rock Star membership cards, in you go.

The Rock Star membership cards. They were under here all along!

There they are.

So that's why you never take your hat off!

Well, thanks.

All right, Odd Socks, time to go home.

So, if you can just hand back your Rock Star membership cards, please.

OK. Come on, come on.

They need to be destroyed, so you can give up rock for ever

and never play music again.

Ever!

Actually, I think...

We don't want to give up rock! No. Ever!

Yeah, rock is how we help kids.

The Odd Socks never let anyone down.

From all our fans to every single kid in this school.

Now, that's what I wanted to hear!

Let's go. We've got a school to save!

ALL: Yeah!

Oh, you can leave at any time, any time you want,

but the only thing is, to get out, you have to rock out.

That's if you think you're still up to it.

Huh!

More than ever, Guardian of Rock.

Yeah! Come on!

Go reach up for the stars

Hug your dreams and keep on moving

Know where you started from

Hold it close and keep on pushing

Guard what you've got inside

Keep it safe and true

And the sun will shine right down on you-ou

Every day is new

Gotta own it, rock it, bring it

Every day is yours

Gotta bust it, ace it, sing it

Every day is ou-ou-ours

When we're all we can be

Shine every single day

Be yourself, it's something special

Your fans know where you're from

Keep upbeat, they'll keep you level

Grow what you've got inside

Follow who you are

And your life will take you wide and far

Every day is new

Gotta own it, rock it, bring it

Every day is yours

Gotta bust it, ace it, sing it

Every day is ou-ou-ours

When we're all we can be... #

Come on, Andy!

Every day is new

Gotta own it, rock it, bring it

Every day is yours... #

Yeah, it's all for you, baby!

Every day is ou-ou-ours

When we're all we can be

When we're all we can be... #

CHILDREN MUTTERING

Wow! We totally just rocked ourselves back to reality!

The Guardian of Rock was so cool, man.

Come on, guys. We've got one week to turn things around,

stop the bulldozers and save the school.

Yeah! Yeah! One week?

You know the bulldozers are outside the school right now?

Huh? Huh?

Time in the mirror-verse must move slower than reality.

We've only been gone for ten minutes,

but in the real world, that's been one week

which means we've only got...

Oh!

..three quarters of an hour left to save the school.

Yeah, but we've got rock on our side, Mac.

How can we fail? Who's in The Odd Socks for ever?

ALL: We are!

We're Andy and the Band

Playing all across the land

Andy and the Band are here for you, you, you

Yeah, yeah, yeah, Andy and the Band

Always here to lend a hand

Helping out our fans is what we do... #

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