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We're Andy and the band Playing all across the land

Andy and the band are here for you You, you, yeah, yeah, yeah

Andy and the band Always here to lend a hand

Helping out our fans is what we do. #

Can I say, Carlos, I've loved watching you

on Strictly Come Dancing.

Oh, thank you. Hold this, please.

It must be so much fun

being on a TV show and dancing in front of millions of people.

I love... The pressure!

Oh, there must be so much pressure, too.

Oh, yes... Of course, I'm no stranger to pressure.

I mean, look at me.

I'm juggling being a headteacher and running my own salon.

But there's nothing I wouldn't do for our Rock Star School.

Oh, do you teach dance here? Do we teach dance?

We only have the best dance teacher in the country,

if not the world, Carlos.

I'd love to see them dance while I'm here.

You would? Of course! I could even post a video

on my socials. Oh, Carlos, that would be fabulous!

Yes. It would help us promote the school

and get us lots of lovely new students.

Yeah. I'll have you ready in a jiffy. You're going to love Blu,

our head dance teacher. Just you wait till you see his moves!

Nobody wants to see MY moves! You're not that bad, Blu.

Yeah, you just need to loosen up a bit. Yeah.

I didn't even want to be head of dance in the first place.

There was just nobody else left.

Blu, don't worry. You always bring out the best in the students.

And Finn's been working on a new routine.

Yeah, he's awesome!

Well, maybe we can slow down Andy's mum, so Blu can rehearse with them.

I know how! Come on, Rio. Time for a disguise.

Well, if it's down to the students to show off their dance skills

instead of me, maybe we'll be OK. Exactly!

Oh, I think we'd all like to see YOU dance, Blu!

HE GIGGLES Time for my next disguise.

All done! Looking fabulous, my darling.

OK, stand up. Let me see you.

Oh! Ooh!

Oh! Oh, Carlos!

KNOCK ON DOOR Hello there.

Time for your mani-pedi. Oh, yes, please.

What's a mani-pedi?

It's when you make someone's nails look nice, Rio...er, Rico.

Si, Senorita Mog.

WHIRRING Who are you? What's going on?

Now, hang on just one moment! I don't know who you think you are,

but this is my salon! Rico, Mog, if you don't leave this instance,

I'll call the salon police.

SIRENS

RIO GASPS No! It's just us.

Oh! We've got to buy some time,

so Blu and the dance students can rehearse. Oh, gotcha!

Oh, how could I forget? It's manicure Monday, Carlos.

Sit back and relax and... and I'll do the same.

Rico, pass the brush, please.

Oh. Have you chosen your nail colour yet, Carlos?

Oh, what do you suggest, darling?

Well, try Candy Floss Pink or Mouthwash Blue.

Excuse me, Rico.

It's OK, Mr Blu. Let us show you what we've got.

MODERN DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

They're amazing! And all I have to do is put the music on.

DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

MUNCHING

Hmm, I thought our leader would be a bit busier.

Yes, Cheesy. He doesn't do much, does he?

Apart from eating those snacks, which sort of look like us.

MUNCHING CONTINUES Hmm.

Oi, I'm just resting! I do loads of different things,

I'll have you know. Now, that's our leader.

Show us your skills, oh, great one. Oh.

Yes, yes, yes! Right. Well, ah, ah, er...

Oh, er...

Er...

Hmm? WHIFF BUMBLES

Hmm. Give it a second. I'll think of something.

Um, er... Oh, er...

ALIEN PUFFS SIGH

That was epic! Carlos Gu is definitely going to give us

a thumbs-up with dancing like that! ALL: Yeah.

Right, yeah, yeah. Limousine booked, Carlos. Yeah, OK.

Ha-ha-ha! OK. Yeah, ciao, OK.

Ah, you must be Blu!

Hi. I'm, er, Spencer Blancmange, Carlos Gu's personal assistant.

Oh. Top-notch dancing!

Ah, but of course, Blu,

we'll need to evaluate your ability to teach the students,

you know, how you inspire them with your own moves. MY moves?

But I'm no good at dancing! Don't be so hard on yourself, Blu.

Yes. And besides, we can help you.

I'm a terrific dancer. Oh, no, no, no, no, no!

No, I need the rest of you to get this place ready for Carlos.

Eh? I mean, where's the red carpet, the lights, the jellybeans?

Carlos Gu can be very grumpy without his jellybeans.

Well, at least I can try my new Supreme Green Jellybean Machine.

And I'll get the lights. Come on.

We can help, Mr Mac. Yeah, I'll get a red carpet.

Where are we going to get a red carpet?

So, make sure it's perfect. Carlos Gu has millions of followers,

so you wouldn't want to make a fool of yourself, now, would you?

Ha-ha-ha!

Oh, no pressure. OK, see ya. Ha!

So, everything I do, you have to copy.

If only there was someone else who could help me dance!

That's it! I can do that! Huh? THEY LAUGH

Argh! Argh! Oh! ALIEN PUFFS WHIMPER

Ta-da! Hmm!

Ooh! Oh, they're superb. Look at this!

Oh, yes, darling! Of course. Super trendy.

They just need a r-r-r-really long time to dry.

OK, but how am I going to put my shoes back on?

I'll make some tea.

Chop chop! Moving, moving.

THEY GROAN Ha-ha-ha!

Well, come on, darlings, there's no time for lazing around.

We've got too much to do. Come on!

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Fairy lights, green jellybeans and a red carpet?

What is this, darlings? Christmas?

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

No, no, no, no, no, no, these won't do. No.

I need big lights, orange jellybeans and a different shade of red carpet.

Go! Go on, back it up.

That's it. Beep, beep, beep, beep. Keep moving. Keep moving, guys.

Oh, watch out now. Ah!

Don't worry, I'll find bigger lights.

And I'll reprogramme the Supreme Green Jellybean Machine

to make orange jellybeans. I'll call it the Orange...

Huh! Nothing rhymes with "orange". Hmm.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No. One more thing.

He'll need a throne. A throne?

Of course! He can't very well be expected

to sit on a regular chair, now, can he?

No, no, he'll need something glitzy, something glamorous.

OK, go on, go on, chop-chop! That's it, yeah. Go on!

This is going to be even easier than I thought.

PHONE RINGS

Hello? Ha-ha!

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

No... Oh.

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Yeah, yeah. Ciao-sies.

A roly-poly, roly-poly, roly-poly.

This isn't exactly what I had in mind. Well, I'll have you know,

I was a roadie disco dance champion two years running.

And to me. Away. To me. Away.

And spinning. Nice. Drop. Leg, leg.

Look at me. Spin away. And eyes!

Eyes, eyes, eyes.

And bunny hop, bunny hop.

Pull away. Nice. And pull away.

Yes. Come to me. Leg up. And...lovely!

Yeah, my work here is done. BLU GROANS

You're very welcome, Blu.

Oh. Sorry, kids.

It's hopeless! Hang on. We can work with this. Right, guys?

Yeah. Before he dropped you, it looked pretty good.

What was that move you did just before the end?

Yeah, that's it!

BOTH: Whoosh! Then, baby Carlos pirouetted all the way home.

CARLOS SNORES ALL: Ah!

I need something for a throne! ALL: Sh!

Carlos! I need something for a throne.

Hmm. Oh! They'll do.

What are you doing, Mac? No, not my curtains!

LOUD CLATTERING

SIGHS OF RELIEF

Hmm! Oh...

Shoo! See you.

DOOR SLAMS Where am I? Am I dreaming?

Oh, yes! The dance performance. I can't wait to see it. Let's go!

No wonder he's a TV dance star. Look at those moves!

Those curtains took me ages to hang up!

Huh? Oh, no, no, no. I said, I don't think he'll have any hang-ups.

Yeah, it looks great, guys.

Oh, it's Carlos Gu! Hi.

Hi. Ooh, I'm getting the real star treatment today.

Oh. Here we go!

Ooh! Oh, Blu! Er, Carlos, this is Blu, our head of dance.

Er...

Dance, Blu, dance!

You've got this, Blu. Blu, do something!

Why isn't he dancing? You're a dancer.

Come on, Blu. Go on. Blu!

Blu! No! Why's he gone? Finn, go after him!

Er...

What a total disaster!

I wanted to do it. But all those eyes on me...

it was too much.

Sometimes, you've just got to close your eyes, Mr Blu.

Dance like nobody's watching.

I shouldn't have been dancing at all.

I wish somebody else could just do it.

Hmm.

Pfft! What are we going to do now?

PANICKED WHISPERING Where's he gone?

He's just run off. I know.

Oh, wait, please. It's just a little hiccup.

It'll all be fine. Jellybean?

Where's Blu? What are we going to do?

Huh?

DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

My two left feet ain't gonna stop me feeling good

Feeling good, yeah

Cos I know the power of dance is in the air

Yeah, it's in the air

Gonna push, gonna fight Gonna give it all I've got

Give it, give it, give it

Cos the will to win will always get me there, there, there

I'm living the dream I'm dreaming

I'm floating on air I'm floating

I'm dancing, dancing everywhere Everywhere, everywhere, yeah

I'm living the dream I'm dreaming

I'm floating on air I'm floating

I'm dancing, dancing over there

Over there I'm dancing over there, yeah

You know when everybody's feeling good

We're feeling good, yeah

Cos a magic mood is gliding across the... #

Just dance like nobody's watching.

Right across the floor

Gotta dance, dance, dance like no-one's watching

No-one's watching

Cos when you do, you want to dance some more, more, more

I'm living the dream I'm dreaming

I'm floating on air I'm floating

I'm dancing, dancing everywhere Everywhere, everywhere, yeah

I'm living the dream I'm dreaming

I'm floating on air I'm floating

I'm dancing, dancing over there

Over there I'm dancing over there, yeah. #

Woo, yeah! CHEERING

Yes! Well, I loved it. That was absolutely brilliant!

You understood the most important thing about dance -

expressing yourself freely. I loved it.

You know what? My followers are going to love this!

Woo! CHEERING

I'm so proud of you, Mr Blu.

I couldn't have done it without you all.

Thanks for believing in me, even when I didn't.

And who knew our head teacher was such a good dancer?

Oh! Well, thank you, darling.

You never cease to amaze us, Mum.

Carlos, what happened to your personal assistant?

What personal assistant?

I'll get those Odd Socks one of these days!

Huh! What's so special about this school anyway?

HE GASPS

Well, what do we have here?

KIDS CHATTER

I'll be back!

We're Andy and the band Playing all across the land

Andy and the band are here for you You, you, yeah, yeah, yeah

Andy and the band Always here to lend a hand

Helping out our fans is what we do. #

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