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We're Andy and the Band

Playing all across the land

Andy and the Band are here for you, you, you

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Andy and the Band

Always here to lend a hand

Cos helping out our fans is what we do! #

Ar-r-r! A-r-r! Ar-r-r! Ar-r-r!

Ar...

I can't believe it, I finally get to be a pirate! Ar-r-r! Yeah!

Our pirate song's going to make for a great music video! ALL: Ar-r-r!

And it's being filmed on a sea fort, huzzah!

And I'm loving this costume.

Yeah! Who wouldn't want to be a pirate? Er, me?

WHIFF: Me too.

I look like an idiot. Oh, it'll be fun, Whiff!

Besides, there's another event going on too, you know? Aye!

PIRATE ACCENT: The grand opening of a recently discovered

pirate treasure chest.

PIRATE ACCENT: Don't you want to see what's inside the treasure chest?

It's probably full of gold! Worth millions!

Millions?! Almost certainly.

PIRATE ACCENT: What are we waiting for, me hearties?!

Let's go steal that treasure...! Er, shoot the pirate music video.

Excellent. Hats on, shipmates.

Who's in the Odd Socks? ALL: We AR-R-R!

Hey, where did you guys get your hats from?

Let's go! Don't want to be late. So much fun!

How come I don't have one?!

Here, have mine. Aw...!

NO! I want my own.

The treasure!

WHIFF: Heavily guarded, too.

Hmm, we're going to need all our cunning if we're going to...

ALL: Huh?

I'll go and get the rest of the kit.

You know, pirates are just baddies who steal stuff.

No, no, no. I'm sure back in the day there were plenty of pirates

that did good things. Like...

"Mad Jack Davy - terror of the high seas."

Oh, well, maybe not him, but...

BLU: "Captain Angry Scarybeard."

Ah, possibly not. I do like his hat, though.

Least this one looks pretty cool.

Anyway...let's set up for the music video and get all pirate-y. ALL: Ar!

Er, actually, no. I believe I have mentioned the hat situation.

I'm the only one without a pirate hat and until I get my own hat,

I will not be doing the music video!

OK. This is an emergency.

Mac? I'm on it!

Voila!

It's a vacuum cleaner, Mac.

It started out as a vacuum cleaner, Moxy,

but with a wee bit of Mac magic,

this little beauty can now suck an object up,

transport it across space and time and then spit it out

right here in modern day. I mean, all I wanted was a hat.

That's EXACTLY what you're going to get, Rio!

Scarybeard's hat.

1673. Hyurgh!

BLU: Whoa!

Whoa!

Is that supposed to happen? Argh! Ooh!

Andy, have you still got the hat? Yep.

Argh! With an angry person-like-man-pirate underneath.

What?! Argh, Scarybeard?!

Oops.

THEY SCREAM

Where be ye, you scurvy dogs?!

You scurvy dogs!

Ah-ha...

Oh, hello.

We're, er... Pirates. I can tell.

New crew, eh?

Argh! My treasure! There it be!

Gather round, shipmates!

Yonder treasure, he-he-he, it's mine!

Stolen by me from the good people of the Caribbean.

Yeah, about that -

maybe they want it back?

Puh! Argh! Ha-ha-ha!

Now, it is stolen from me.

But guarded by some scary-looking pirates.

Draw your swords... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, ha-ha!

What year did you say he was from? 1673.

Well, that's ages ago. You must be hungry Mr...Beard.

Well, I must admit, I am a little bit peckish.

Great! Snack time!

Lovely day for it. Oh, yes. Oh-ho!

Mac, we need to fix this. SOFTLY: I know!

Yargh!

Damn sandwiches! Polite conversation!

You're a scurvy crew. I wants to know,

are ye real pirates?

Puh, of course we AR-R-R! ALL: Ar-r-r.

Then draw your swords!

Grrr!

Me thinks you ain't proper pirates.

Well, actually, you're right. We...

Ar-r-r! I'm the best, most pirate-y pirate there is!

Rio! Good lad!

YE can be me first mate! Woo-hoo!

Do I get a hat? Maybe.

Now, I wants to know -

are ye going to be proper pirates and help me steal back my treasure?

Er... Yes, we're with you all the way! Grand!

Ye can be me second mate! Oo-o-oh!

It's not as good as first mate.

At least I got a hat! Now, me hearties,

'tis time to take back my treasure.

First mate, you come with me.

Second mate, I want you to keep an eye on this lot.

Aye, aye, Cap'n! Yeah.

Whiff! Mm! You're supposed to be on our side! Yeah, I am!

I, er...

But if I don't pretend to do what he says, then he'll get angry

and he'll make us walk the plank or something!

Clever! Yeah, clever! Right, band, this is the plan -

we're going to send Scarybeard back.

To 1673? To 1673.

There be only one way to get rid of pirate-y schoolkids.

Chuck 'em overboard? Er...no.

Ring the school bell! BELL JINGLES

BOTH: Break time!

Nice work, first mate!

NOW is our moment! Right behind you, Captain.

Oh, and, of course, we are too, Captain.

Ready, Mac? Ugh, ugh... Just one more wee tweak!

There! Right, get Scarybeard out here, then we're all set

to send him back to 1673!

Pirates, grab that treasure!

Yeah! Grab it, Moxy!

Sorry! Hey, Moxy, that's my captain's hat you're stealing!

Sorry! Trickery!

Follow me, second mate.

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

He's coming, Mac!

A-A-A-A-Argh!

There's no escape!

I got ye! MOXY: Come and get it!

Mac, now! Urgh, urgh, urgh!

Come on, work! Now, Mac! No! Captain, my Captain,

I'll save you! Argh, no! I'll save you! No, Rio!

ZAP!

ALL: MOXY!

Argh! ARGH!

MOXY-Y-Y-Y-Y...!

OK, this isn't good.

Ahem, greetings, gentlemen.

Ah, I'm the captain now, am I?

Right! Well, there are going to be a few changes made around here.

Whatever that fiendish zapping device did,

it did the trick, I am so proud of you, first mate!

I'm really, really sorry about Moxy.

I don't think I want to be a pirate anymore.

HEY, WHERE BE MY TREASURE?!

Yeah, where be it?

Crew, set sail for the Caribbean.

Ah.

Stolen again. I can feel it in my bones that ye be no pirates!

Argh, run! ALL: Argh! Get back here, ye scurvy dogs!

Argh! Ooh! Urgh! Quick, let's hide! Or there!

Urgh! Oh, where can I put the treasure?

Oh, a big hole in the sand.

That'll do!

Are you hiding Scarybeard's treasure? Yeah, yeah! Yeah, I am.

Let me help you! Well, um... He's one scary pirate, that Scarybeard.

We need to get this treasure as far away as possible.

Call yourself a pirate?! No, I don't!

Being a pirate is dangerous and scary

and it makes your friends disappear. I don't like it.

MOCKING: Mmm!

Well, first mate, you just talked yourself into walking the plank!

Ha-ha-ha! I'm not your first mate!

I quit! Interesting.

So, as second mate, do I get a promotion?

Mac, is that fixed yet? I think so! We'll soon find out. Come on!

Scarybeard. Argh! You're history.

ZAP!

Ooh!

Urgh! Ah!

Argh!

What trickery be this?!

About time, too. Oh and, er...

..I'll keep the hat, thanks.

I... Ha... He-he... Now, now, lads.

I'll still be your captain, even without me hat.

ALL: Yeah!

Moxy!

Guys, I'm down here!

HEY! Ha-ha-ha-ha...

Hey, Moxy's back, the treasure's safe,

let's go shoot our music video. ALL: Yeah!

Ahoy, all hands on deck

My puffy shirted friends

We'll take you on a wild and woolly cruise

That never ends

To catch a breeze on seven seas

With all us loyal mutts

With fish and cabbage soup for tea

To calm your grubby guts! #

Yuck!

Yo-ho-hee-ho

Yo-ho-ho

It's good to be a pirate

We do it cos we like it! #

WHOA!

Well chase down laden galleons

And swing a ball for pleasure! # Come aboard!

Then run amok and run away

With all the stolen treasure

So sound the pipes And dance all night

My trusty buccaneers! # Yeah!

We'll itch your chin through thick and thin

With slapping thighs and cheers

Yo-ho-hee-ho

Yo-ho-ho

It's good to be a pirate

We do it cos we like it

Yo-ho-hee-ho

Yo-ho-ho

It's good to be a pirate

We recommend you try it! #

Ah-ha-r-r-r!

No hat, Rio? I thought Moxy gave you Scarybeard's?

She did, but I gave it back.

I realised my friends are more important than some silly hat.

ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, time to open the treasure chest.

Ooh-hoo-hoo, I can't wait to see what's inside!

AUDIENCE: Aw-w-w. Nothing?!

Nothing?! Nothing?! Nothing?

Let me explain.

When I was back in 1673,

I took some time out to give all of Scarybeard's treasure

back to the people of the Caribbean.

Then I dumped the chest in the Irish Sea.

Moxy The Great! The only pirate who ever gave treasure back

to the good people of the Caribbean!

So that was you in the portrait?

Maybe there were some good pirates, after all. Ha-ha!

We're Andy and the Band

Playing all across the land

Andy and the Band are here for you, you, you

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Andy and the Band

Always here to lend a hand

Cos helping out our friends is what we do! #

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