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We're Andy and the Band, playing all across the land

Andy and the Band are here for you, you, you

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Andy and the Band

Always here to lend a hand

Helping out our fans is what we do. #

ALL: Ooh!

Cool trainers, Blu.

Custom-made and one-of-a-kind.

Just need to break them in.

Oh, yes. Blu's new shoes ritual.

That's right.

Once they're on, there's no taking them off until the end of the day.

SPEAKER RINGS

Mum! Hello!

TEETH CLENCHED: Hiya, Mac.

I... I can't talk much. I've got a wee problem.

Don't tell me you've got your teeth stuck together with toffee again.

Mm-hm. Mum!

We've talked about this. One piece at a time!

Can you get to the dentist?

Uh, can you come run the farm?

Sit tight, Mum. We'll be there right away.

SHE CHUCKLES

Hoo-hoo! Right, Odd Socks.

Let's set the Rock-n-Roller for Scotland.

MAC: We've got a farm to run.

Yeah.

Will there be mud?

Um...that depends. HE CHUCKLES

Any...pigs?

Erm... Uh... Um... Mm...

Look at all this mud!

You must be joking.

Blu, come on!

Don't be mud-shy.

Oh. This is so gross!

If only I could've gone with Whiff to his roadies' camping weekend.

THUNDER RUMBLES

Maybe not.

Nailed it.

"Dearest Odd Socks, thanks again for looking after the farm.

"Mac, you're in charge, son.

"Most importantly, this afternoon is the mighty vegetable competition,

"and I am determined to win with my prized Kilimanmarrow."

Which one's the Kilimanmarrow?

Oh. Oh.

Oh, that is one mountain of a marrow, all right.

"So please guard it.

"Lots of love - Mum.

"PS - if you need any advice,

"lovely neighbour Farmer MacFellows will be happy to help."

Oh.

So...what are we guarding the vegetables from?

Mum's convinced that someone - or something -

is stealing her vegetables.

That's why she's never won that competition.

Well, Odd Socks, who's up for helping on the farm?

MAC, MOXY AND RIO: We are!

We...are?

Perhaps someone should stay here, guarding the vegetables.

Maybe me.

Great idea, Blu. What'd we do without you, eh?

Right. Let's go.

At least you guys are safe for now.

HE SIGHS

Time for a chillax.

MOXY: Come on!

SHEEP BLEAT

PIGS SNORT

Wee-hee! Whoa-ho!

PIG SNORTS AND SNIFFS

MAC: Well done, Odd Socks.

ANDY: Right. What's next, boss?

MAC GASPS

Where'd all the vegetables go?

Well, at least the Kilimanmarrow's still there.

RIO: Yeah, but who's taken the rest of the vegetables?

Yeah, Blu. I thought you were supposed to be watching them. Yeah.

I'm so sorry, guys.

I got a bit, erm...

..distracted.

Hey!

Those look like pig hooves.

If Mum was here, she'd say it belonged to Ninja Pig.

Ninja Pig?

What's a ninja pig? It's a myth, that's what it is.

MOXY GASPS Tell us, Mac!

HE SIGHS OK.

But I'll need a campfire.

It's said that Ninja Pig

wasn't born a ninja pig. RIO IMITATES WIND

Rio, can you stop that?

Sorry. I was trying to set the atmosphere.

MAC CLEARS THROAT

Ninja Pig was just an ordinary little piggy.

Then, one fateful evening,

the night drew in quick, and suddenly...

Flash! Argh! Bang! Wallop!

Hello. Farmer MacFellows. Nice to meet you all.

Oh! Ha! Hello.

I love a good campfire. RIO CHUCKLES AND GASPS

Marshmallows! I love marshmallows!

Please. Continue.

MAC CLEARS THROAT

The powerful light of the full harvest moon

shone down on that there little pig,

turning an everyday pig...

SHOUTING: ..into a ninja pig! Hyah!

Yee-haw!

One night, a magic harvest moon shone down from the sky

It transformed a lowly pig

Yeah, but no-one knows why

Into a fine swine, supersized and redesigned

Yeah, that's right, man!

She's a hi-ya, pork-choppin' black-belt ninjer kind

Aye, you don't want to mess with her!

ALL: Here she comes, that ninjer pig

Where's she goin' now, that ninjer pig?

There she goes, that ninjer pig

Ninjer, ninjer, ninjer

That's Ninjer Pig

It's said the ninjer pig ain't never been seen

That she's a true frilly-dress-wearing kung fu queen

With super piggy senses, uber-gruntin' curly black wig

Curly black wig? I might just try it myself.

She's a real-deal, hog of steel, mega-mil ninjer pig

RIO: Yeah, that's right, y'all!

Here she comes, that ninjer pig

Where's she goin' now, that ninjer pig?

There she goes, that ninjer pig

Ninjer, ninjer, ninjer

That's Ninjer Pig. #

VOICEOVER: That's Ninjer Pig, all right.

There ain't no-one like her.

PIG SQUEALS

The idea of a ninja pig is, of course, completely ridiculous.

And why would that pig use those powers to steal my mum's vegetables?

Someone's been stealing vegetables?

Yes, and we think it's the Ninja Pig.

Your poor mum. She always tries so hard to win that competition.

Aye.

Oh! Is that the time?

Horses get twitchy if I'm gone too long.

HORSE WHINNIES

Can I have one?

A horse? A marshmallow.

Sorry, sonny.

I only ever pack one.

Lovely to meet you all.

What a nice guy.

He'd be nicer if he had more marshmallows.

Anyway, back to work, gang.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. We can't go back to work now.

We have a ninja pig to capture

before it captures the Kilimanmarrow.

You can't be serious!

Please, don't be serious.

Look, Andy is right.

You can't prove the Ninja Pig is real,

but you also can't prove Ninja Pig isn't real, can you?

Well, no. I mean, I guess I can't, but that doesn't...

Well, that's settled, then.

Odd Socks, who's up for capturing the Ninja Pig?

MOXY AND RIO: We are! RIO LAUGHS

You are.

This...is awesome.

We're like cops on a stakeout.

Nobody knows we're here. VEHICLE HORN HONKS

Marshmallow delivery.

Thanks! Right.

Anybody want one?

Why?

MOXY GASPS Do you see that?

PIG SNORTS

That's a pig. That is definitely a pig.

Noisy Crash-Bang to Curly Beanpole - do you copy?

WALKIE-TALKIE CRACKLES

Curly Beanpole to Noisy Crash-Bang - suspect is in sight.

PIG SNORTS

Come on, piggy.

Piggy, piggy, piggy.

PIG SNORTS I caught it!

Ha! I actually caught it!

Yes! Yes!

Now what do I do?

If it is actually Ninja Pig - which I doubt -

maybe try some moves and...see how she responds.

PIG SNORTS

I don't think the band trust me since I let the vegetables get stolen.

COW MOOS

Yes! OK, I know. I shouldn't have nodded off.

MOOING CONTINUES

Yeah, but I didn't want these guys getting muddy.

MOOING CONTINUES

What buckets?

Nice one!

Right, then, Ninja Pig.

Let's see what you've got.

Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!

Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!

Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!

Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!

Aww!

Curly Beanpole, are you OK?

Guys, I don't think this is Ninja Pig.

What makes you say that?

Just a hunch.

SHE SNORTS

We can't give up now! Ninja Pig could appear at any minute!

Moxy, she's not real, OK?

She's just a tale that my mum used to tell me when I was a kid.

I'm with Moxy. We've got to find out if she's real.

MOXY GASPS Oh, no. It's gone!

Huh? The Kilimanmarrow's gone! MAC GASPS

Curly Beanpole! Andy!

Anyone! What's going on out there?!

Andy? Andy, can you hear me, buddy?

Hang tight, buddy, and listen to the sound of my voice.

Remember, I love you, buddy, OK?

We're nearly there. We're nearly... We are. We are there.

Hey, guys. What's the matter?

Thank the rock gods!

Kilimanmarrow's gone!

We must've missed Ninja Pig by seconds.

No.

Not Ninja Pig.

Finally, you've come to your senses.

This mark - this is a wheel mark.

So Ninja Pig rides a motorcycle. Cool.

This could work.

What's that?

HE LAUGHS MISCHIEVOUSLY

Farmer MacFellows?

Ah! This isn't working!

Oh, no! So much mud!

I don't want to do this...

..but I have to, don't I?

Ugh!

ALL GASP

ALL EXCLAIM

No time now, trainers! There's a marrow in danger!

He-he-he-he-he!

He-he-he-he!

Hey! Come back here with that marrow!

ALL: Go, Blu!

Uh!

He's getting away!

PIG SQUEALS

ALL GASP

ALL: Ninja Pig?!

Oh!

Ah, you want a bit of this, do ya?

FARMER MACFELLOWS GRUNTS

I'll help you, Ninja Pig!

Argh!

BELL RINGS

Take that, you Kilimanmarrow stealer.

FARMER MACFELLOWS GRUNTS

ALL: Yeah!

There she goes, that Ninja Pig. NINJA PIG SNORTS

All this time, Mum was right!

Blu, you're a hero.

Not only did you prove that Ninja Pig was real...

MACFELLOWS: Ugh. ..but you also saved the marrow.

And I've well and truly broke in my trainers. Ha-ha!

Right, come on!

There's still time to get this Kilimanmarrow to the competition!

MUFFLED: Don't leave me here.

First prize? Never thought I'd see the day.

Aw, congratulations, Mum.

Oh, it's been lovely to have you back on the farm, wee Mac.

And thank you for your help, Odd Socks.

I thought Farmer MacFellows was my friend.

Well, you'd best stay clear of him in the future.

Until next time, my new piggy friends.

We're Andy and The Band

Playing all across the land

Andy and The Band are here for you, you, you

Yeah, yeah, yeah Andy and The Band

Always here to lend a hand

Helping out our fans is what we do! #

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