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We're Andy and the Band Playing all across the land

Andy and the Band are here for you, you, you

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Andy and the Band Always here to lend a hand

Helping out our fans is what we do. #

ODD SOCKS PLAY ROCK MUSIC

Hold up, Odd Socks!

Time out.

DING! Not quite what I meant, Moxy.

This rehearsal's all over the place. Ah, well, we are minus a Mac.

Where is he, anyway? He's still on the bus.

Working on his latest secret invention.

It's a surprise!

Well, we tried playing without the real Mac, but you can't fake rock!

Oh, yes! I love a catchy motto!

Wow! Huh!

Who wants to see my latest secret invention?

Follow me, you won't believe your eyes!

Meet...the Odditars.

DEVICE BEEPS

ODDITARS SING ROCK MUSIC ALL: Whoa!

Digital Odd Socks. With every song we've ever done captured as real.

That is incredible!

Why? No more boring sound checks! ALL: Ahh!

The Odditars can be a stand-in for us!

They're so tiny! We're going to need a smaller stage!

I've brought you all presents from my favourite gift boutique!

HE CHUCKLES

There you go!

And last but not least! WHIFF CHUCKLES

Thanks, Whiff! This completes my torch collection!

Did you get these from a petrol station?

Yes... No... What? Whiff, what's going on?

All right, I messed up! I double-booked the band!

ALL GASP

Somehow, my super-efficient calendar system failed!

You've got a gig...

at the same time as the Battle of the Bands qualifier!

THEY GASP Not the qualifier!

What's a qualifier?

It's the first round of the Battle of the Bands!

We have to be selected to reach the final!

RIO WHIMPERS OK, but we can't cancel a gig!

We never let our fans down! Ever!

So, we're quitting Battle of the Bands? Yes.

And Andy's telling Emerald. Hmm... Hang on, what?

RING TONE PLAYS

Andy! Are you ready for the most important thing EVER?

Battle of the Bands!

NERVOUSLY: Emerald! Sure! We can't wait!

Why has your voice gone all high?

Has it? Huh! No reason! Truth time, Emerald -

we've got a gig clash with the Battle of the Bands!

But we'll sort it, and you don't have to be unhappy for a second!

Cool! Who's going to win Battle of the Bands?

Definitely us!

Phew! Well, I think I got us out of that one!

Andy, you just promised our manager

that we'd be in two places at the same time!

All right - I'll think of something!

I've got it!

Mac's Odditars can play our gig for us!

Uh, just this once. The Odditars aren't built for that!

What about "You Can't Fake Rock"? New catchy motto, Rio -

"You Can't Fake Rock Unless Your Manager Might Fire You If You Don't."

I need more wool...

TYRES SQUEAL

Moulding the Odditars!

DEVICE BEEPS AND WHIRS

Now to make them a wee bit bigger!

MAC GASPS Wow!

As if my fierceness can be captured in pixels.

So real... Hah!

ODDITAR ANDY: So handsome! ANDY: Just like me!

RIO GASPS Ri-Odditar, I destroyed you!

No, Rio. I built in gesture controls. Waving is for on and off!

RIO GASPS RING TONE PLAYS

Ah, it's Emerald.

Hey, why don't we try the Odditars out on her, see if they work?

THEY GIGGLE

Odd Socks! Why haven't you left yet?

You need to get to Battle of the Bands!

You're looking glowed-up, by the way!

ODD SOCKS GIGGLE See ya!

Well, if the Odditars can fool our manager,

our fans won't suspect a thing!

Our fans want the real us, Andy.

I know it feels weird, Mox, but we've got no choice!

The Odditar gig is on!

MAC: OK, Whiff, fire up the Odditars!

VWORP!

CROWD CHEERS

Hi, we're Andy and the Odd Socks!

We're going wild... #

All right! Whiff, we'll call you at the qualifier!

As soon as we've played, we'll rush back here,

replace the Odditars and finish the gig! Yeah! Got it?

And make sure you keep an eye on those digital doppelgangers.

Right, what time's the audition?

One o'clock. Great, what time is it now?

One o'clock. ALL: Great.

ALL: Argh!

ODD SOCKS PUFF AND PANT Sorry we're late!

WHISPERED: Odd Socks, you need to get ready!

ODD SOCKS JABBER

All fired up and ready to rock!

Yeah, all fired up!

Uh... One moment, please. Odd Socks, huddle!

Whiff, how's the virtual gig going?

The Odditars are as annoyingly cheerful as you lot!

THEY CHUCKLE Nice one, Whiff! Stay on it!

HE SIGHS Hey, judges, we're the Odd Socks!

Who's in the Odd Socks? We are, we are

Who's in the Odd Socks? We are!

Who's in the Odd Socks? We are, we are

Who's in the Odd Socks? We are! #

ODD SOCKS CHEER AND CHATTER

MOXY SIGHS HAPPILY Oh, we rocked their socks off!

EMERALD SQUEALS You were unreal!

You were totally... How do you say it...? FIRED!

THEY LAUGH AND CHEER Thanks, Emerald, I mean, we d...

Hang on, did you just say...fired?

CHANTING: Fired, fired, fired, fired!

Unreal... Fired... Do you think Emerald...?

Knows about the Odditars?

FIRED!

Not cool. I told you they were a bad idea.

I think this means that the Odd Socks are...

..over.

Uhhh...

Hot dogs, get your hot dogs! Hot dogs?

Introducing "Sad", the new cologne by Blu.

Och, it's no use! I'll never find the Loch Ness Monster!

Why's everything so quiet?!

ANDY SIGHS

Andy, we can't bear to see you moping around like this!

Would you rather me mope around like this?

HE SIGHS MISERABLY

"Odd Socks Booed"? I don't know what's going on, Andy,

but if the Odd Socks are being booed, you and the band

need to sort this out now. Sorry, Rubes, we've all moved on.

Already? How long has it been?

13 minutes.

I've done a lot in 13 minutes...

Look out, look out, there's aliens about

There's aliens about this house... #

Whiff! Oh! Did the make it back in time for the gig?

Er, yes! Er, no! Er, half and half!!

Whoa! They got here super-fast!

Thank you, Glasgow! HE GLITCHES

GLITCH! Liverpool!

GLITCH! Paris.

What's going on?

They're just tired!

CROWD BOO

They just got booed! Everyone has off days!

Pffft! Andy, you once said that being an Odd Sock's not just

about being yourself,

it's about standing up for everybody who wants to be themselves, too.

You're right, Rubes. Our friends need us!

One more squirt of that, please.

Guys, I need you back.

ALL: We're in!

Odd Socks, assemble.

Oh, I knew Andy would get us back together!

HE CHUCKLES

It doesn't matter who you are... #

Emerald, I know we're fired, but our fans NEED us!

Like when you rocked the qualifier? That was awesome - so fired!

No, you mean "fired up".

Oh, guys...

We're not fired!

It's been a huge misunderstanding! THEY SIGH WITH RELIEF

RIO: Oh, thank the rock gods! EMERALD: How are there two Andys?

Oh... Uh...

Uh, yeah... Those are virtual. What?

Wait, does that mean you're virtual too?

HE GRUNTS IN DISCOMFORT

No!

We're sorry, Emerald. We can't fake rock!

We were wrong, and this thing is...

Er, maybe we can do this later. About to lose thousands of fans!

CROWD BOO

Good point, Moxy.

We've unleashed a technology that we really don't understand!

GUITAR MUSIC NEARBY

Oh, come on! I...

What song is that?

It's not one of ours! This isn't in their programming!

They've gone rogue!

We're next-generation state-of-the-art

Representations Totally smart

We want to escape from the digital space

And metamorphosize into the human race

We're visualised, analysed and stylised

We just can't hear music cos we're computerised

And even though we're artificial through-and-through

We really nearly virtually are like you

We want to be a part of you

Yes, we do, yes, we do, yes, we do

We want to be a part of you

We want to be like you

We automatically replicate and remake

We multiply our gigs with not one mistake

100,000 shows all synchronised

And not a single note is improvised

We want to be a part of you

Yes, we do, yes, we do, yes, we do

We want to be a part of you

We want to be like you

We want to be a part of you

Yes, we do, yes, we do, yes, we do

We want to be a part of you

We want to be like you. #

Aw, our Odditars are so adorable!

Until they start buffering.

BOOING Paris! Hope you've had a great...

GLITCH! ..slash acceptable time!

Yeah. We need to put them in the trash folder.

Mac, how do we do it?

I don't know, I...

Wait, come with me!

BOOING CONTINUES, ODDITARS SING GLITCHILY

Andy, if the fans are what make the Odd Socks,

maybe they can help us!

I built in gesture controls. Waving is for on and off!

Mac, you've got it!

CROWD CHEERS Everyone, if you want real rock,

wave your hands in the air!

CHEERING CONTINUES

All right, who wants the real Odd Socks?

CROWD ROAR

ODD SOCKS CHATTER AND LAUGH

In the end, an awesome day, Odd Socks!

You're fired! ODD SOCKS: Fired UP!

But I think that I should plan the gigs from now on,

if that's OK, Whiff?

Absolutely! Now, I can focus on the important stuff!

WHIFF LAUGHS

Rock bump?

GLITCHING, MOXY GASPS

Andy, you're an Odditar!

Well, after today, the real Andy's pooped!

ANDY SNORES

You can't fake rock!

We're Andy and The Band

Playing all across the land

Andy and The Band are here for you, you, you

Yeah, yeah, yeah Andy and The Band

Always here to lend a hand

Helping out our fans is what we do! #

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