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We're Andy and the band
Playing all across the land
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Andy and the band
Are here for you, you, you
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Yeah, yeah, yeah!
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Andy and the band
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Always here to lend a hand
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Helping out our fans
is what we do. #
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Oh, hi!
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TV's Sam... And Mark here.
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And today we are presenting the
top secret Odd Sock Awards.
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You know what else is top secret?
The fact that you fancy Moxy?
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I told you that in strict
confidence! Sorry.
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It's the fact that before we
hand out any awards,
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we are going to have a little fun
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and we're going to prank
Andy and the Odd Socks!
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The Rock 'n' Roller is
just round the corner.
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And we have set up some
hidden cameras inside.
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Check this out. Yeah?
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SAM AND MARK LAUGH
Let's go!
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So, we are going to be dressing up
as health and safety officers.
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And we're going undercover
to make them think
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that we are shutting down their tour
for being too dangerous.
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Wigs. Check.
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Oh-ho! Whoa.
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Moustaches.
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Check.
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FYI, you should seriously consider
growing a real moustache, Mark.
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That suits you. Oh, cheers.
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Clipboards?
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Check. To business.
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Who's pranking the Odd Socks?
BOTH: We are!
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Ha-ha!
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Let's go!
BAND CHEER
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Guys, guys - do you know what'll
make this game even crazier?
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If we did it three-legged.
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KNOCKING
Health and safety officers!
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You're not doing anything
dangerous in there, are you?
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Er...of course not!
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Er...just coming!
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Quick - basketballs away
and free your legs.
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Open up! We're coming in.
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Hello! Dandy Ay - I mean, Andy Day.
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Can we take a look around, Mr Day?
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Band, can they take a look around?
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Of course. Nothing to see here!
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My name's Gordon Strict -
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health and safety legend.
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And I can have your little Rock 'n'
Roller closed down
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with one click of me pen.
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I didn't realise we were coming up
with actual characters! Yeah!
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So, why are you actually here,
then, Mr Strict? And...
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Mark. Never mi... Mer... Mar...
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Mor... Mork! Mo-Mork!
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Mork...Mug. Mork Mug is my name.
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We're here to inform you that
your tour will be cancelled
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if there's any evidence of any
disasters caused by the band.
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The entire tour cancelled?
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Oh, shame.
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I think you'll struggle to find
any disasters caused by us.
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How do you explain this, then?
Mork? Exhibit A.
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SLOW-MOTION: No-o-o-o-o!
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Well, that's not a barrel of laughs.
BAND SCREAM
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BAND WHIMPER
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ALL: Oh, no!
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ZAP
Oops.
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Oh, no! Do something, Mac!
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GRUNT, CRASH
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Oh! You mean THOSE disasters?
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There were more...mishaps.
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Setbacks. Minor misfortunes.
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Well, they seemed
like disasters to me.
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And that's not the only evidence.
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We've had reports of wild animals
living on the R'n'R.
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That's ridiculous!
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RIO GRUNTS
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No, I'm sorry, Mr Day.
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These are certified disasters -
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and you know what that means.
BAND GASPS
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I'm afraid...
BAND GASP
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..there's only one thing left to do.
BAND GASP LOUDER
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Can I ask for your autograph?
Huh?
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Huh? Wait, what?
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It's us! Ha-hey!
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Oh...argh!
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Sam and Mark!
ALL LAUGH
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Oh, you guys! You had us totally
fooled. What are you like?
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Oh! You really had us.
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Hey, guys, congratulations on
becoming health and safety officers.
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No, Rio, we're not ACTUALLY
health and safety officers.
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Don't worry.
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Guys, we are here to present...
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..the Odd Sock Awards!
BAND CHEER
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ANNOUNCER: It's time for
the Odd Sock Awards.
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Please welcome your hosts,
Sam and Mark!
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We've already seen the nominations
for the craziest catastrophe.
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And the winner is...
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..the runaway barrel.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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Congratulations.
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The next award is for the
most pop-tastic place
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the band has visited.
The nominees are...
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Auntie Rhona's Spooky House in...
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Fforest Coaster in...
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BAND SCREAM
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Woohoo-hoo-hoo!
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SHOUTING
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SHOUTING CONTINUES
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Oh, yeah!
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Santa's House in...
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Come on in! Yeah, we're coming!
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LAUGHTER
Wow! Santa's workshop!
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Oh, my gosh, a tour!
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Grand tour!
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This is where the process starts
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and lots of our toys are made.
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And the winner is...
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..Planet Rock!
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Yes!
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Winning this award rocks!
Planet Rock rocks!
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Gordon and Mark rock!
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RIO SOBS
Thank you, Godfather.
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Emotional. Yeah.
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Right, the next award is for
the coolest costume.
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And the nominees are...
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Right, jockeys.
Let's show Hugh how it's done.
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Loving the outfits, Blue.
No worries, Andy. It's what I do.
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What are we wearing?
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I feel sick.
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Our socks!
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BAND GASP
They match!
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Loving the elf look.
So rock and roll!
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And...
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I am just hearing there is
a late entry. Oh.
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My name's Gordon Strict -
health and safety legend.
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And the winner is...
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..Sam and Mark. Yes!
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Oh, this is amazing.
Thank you so much.
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Playing Gordon Strict was...
It was a real honour.
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I mean, I think I was actually
born to play this role, so...
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Mork Mug wasn't just
a character to me.
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It was a state of mind.
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Come here, you. Oh, no!
THEY CRY
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Ah-hem.
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Any other awards? Oh, yes.
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The next award is presented by a
rather special celebrity guest. Ooh.
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Hello, you cheeky lot!
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Hi, Mum. Hi, Ruby.
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Hi, everyone.
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It is an honour to be presenting the
Really Awesome Roadie award tonight.
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Ooh!
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This special award is for the
best roadie in the world.
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The most dedicated, handsome man
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who loves the band so very much.
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Let's take a look at some of
his greatest moments.
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WHIFF GROANS
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SPLAT!
Oh, incredible!
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We've never had this before.
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Bit peckish.
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Ah. That's better.
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Aa-a-a-gh! Oh, ow!
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And you gift-wrapped Whiffy for me -
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just what I've always wanted!
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Oh!
SPLAT!
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Please put your hands together...
For the ever-so-dishy Whiff.
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Well, I wasn't expecting all this,
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but, luckily, I do have a little
speech that I prepared earlier.
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Ah-hem. The Oddchester
English Dictionary
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defines "Roadie" as...
We're running out of time, sorry.
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Yeah, we have to move on
to the next award, so...
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Congratulations, though! Well done.
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The next award is the Making A Song
And Dance Out Of It Award.
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The nominees are...
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Spooky
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Let spookiness give
you a freaky f-fright! #
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DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
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Don't worry - I'll lead.
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Hah!
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And...
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And the winner is...
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..Blu for his beautiful waltz!
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Good.
WALTZ PLAYS
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Thank you.
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The final award of the evening is
the Rock To The Rescue Award.
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This award goes to a band
who are so fun, so helpful,
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and so unbelievably brilliant
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we are honoured to call them
our friends. Of course, it's...
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..Andy and the Odd Socks!
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But don't just take our word for it.
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Let's hear from some of their fans.
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Thank you, Odd Socks!
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You're fantastic.
You got rid of my ghosties.
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I love you. Mwah!
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Thanks, Odd Socks.
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Thanks for helping me
with my sci-ENCE!
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Thank you, Odd Socks.
We love you.
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Well done for getting the
BBC back open!
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Yay! Well done, cockers!
Er, it's Odd Sockers. Hm? Yep.
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Thanks, Odd Socks!
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Hey, Odd Socks.
Planet Rock salutes you guys.
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You're the best!
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You're the coolest band ever.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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SAM AND MARK: Speech, speech,
speech, speech, speech!
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Thanks, everyone.
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There's just one thing left for me to
say, and that's...
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Who's in the Odd Socks? We are!
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Thank you so much for watching
the Odd Socks Awards.
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Who better to play us out than
Andy and the Odd Socks?
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ALL: Yeah!
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Are you feeling low
cos you've had enough?
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Have you lost your way
cos life's a bit tough?
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Having no fun
and run out of luck?
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Feel like you're always
getting stuck in the muck?
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When you're down in the dumps
and you don't know what to do
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Or you feel like a monkey
in a cage in a zoo
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If no-one understands
a word you say
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Then come and join the
Odd Socks, too - wahey!
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Who's in the Odd Socks?
We are, we are
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Who's in the Odd Socks?
We are!
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Who's in the Odd Socks?
We are, we are
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Who's in the Odd Socks?
We are!
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Who's in the Odd Socks?
We are, we are
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Who's in the Odd Socks?
We are!
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Who's in the Odd Socks?
In the Odd Socks?
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Who's in the Odd Socks?
We are!
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Had a tough day
and it don't seem fair
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Cos you did your very best -
but we've all been there
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Don't you worry
if you're stuck with a frown
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We can turn it upside down
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If you're lost in the world
and you can't find your way
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You feel all alone
but you don't want to say
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Sing with us and join the crew
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Then you'll be an Odd Sock,
too - wahoo!
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Who's in the Odd Socks?
We are, we are
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Who's in the Odd Socks?
We are!
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Who's in the Odd Socks?
We are, we are
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Who's in the Odd Socks?
We are!
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If you wave your arms
in the air and sing
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Like a gibbon at a Highland Fling
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Bounce and jiggle
You can't get it wrong
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If you wanna be an Odd Sock
sing this song
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Who's in the Odd Socks?
We are, we are
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Who's in the Odd Socks?
We are!
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Who's in the Odd Socks?
We are, we are
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Who's in the Odd Socks?
We are!
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Who's in the Odd Socks?
We are, we are
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Who's in the Odd Socks?
We are!
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Who's in the Odd Socks?
We are, we are
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Who's in the Odd Socks?
We are! #
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We're Andy and the band
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Playing all across the land
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Andy and the band
are here for you, you, you
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Yeah, yeah, yeah
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Andy and the band
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Always here to lend a hand
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Helping out our fans
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