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We're Andy and the band Playing all across the land

Andy and the band Are here for you, you, you

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Andy and the band

Always here to lend a hand

Helping out our fans is what we do. #

Oh, hi!

TV's Sam... And Mark here.

And today we are presenting the top secret Odd Sock Awards.

You know what else is top secret? The fact that you fancy Moxy?

I told you that in strict confidence! Sorry.

It's the fact that before we hand out any awards,

we are going to have a little fun

and we're going to prank Andy and the Odd Socks!

The Rock 'n' Roller is just round the corner.

And we have set up some hidden cameras inside.

Check this out. Yeah?

SAM AND MARK LAUGH Let's go!

So, we are going to be dressing up as health and safety officers.

And we're going undercover to make them think

that we are shutting down their tour for being too dangerous.

Wigs. Check.

Oh-ho! Whoa.

Moustaches.

Check.

FYI, you should seriously consider growing a real moustache, Mark.

That suits you. Oh, cheers.

Clipboards?

Check. To business.

Who's pranking the Odd Socks? BOTH: We are!

Ha-ha!

Let's go! BAND CHEER

Guys, guys - do you know what'll make this game even crazier?

If we did it three-legged.

KNOCKING Health and safety officers!

You're not doing anything dangerous in there, are you?

Er...of course not!

Er...just coming!

Quick - basketballs away and free your legs.

Open up! We're coming in.

Hello! Dandy Ay - I mean, Andy Day.

Can we take a look around, Mr Day?

Band, can they take a look around?

Of course. Nothing to see here!

My name's Gordon Strict -

health and safety legend.

And I can have your little Rock 'n' Roller closed down

with one click of me pen.

I didn't realise we were coming up with actual characters! Yeah!

So, why are you actually here, then, Mr Strict? And...

Mark. Never mi... Mer... Mar...

Mor... Mork! Mo-Mork!

Mork...Mug. Mork Mug is my name.

We're here to inform you that your tour will be cancelled

if there's any evidence of any disasters caused by the band.

The entire tour cancelled?

Oh, shame.

I think you'll struggle to find any disasters caused by us.

How do you explain this, then? Mork? Exhibit A.

SLOW-MOTION: No-o-o-o-o!

Well, that's not a barrel of laughs. BAND SCREAM

BAND WHIMPER

ALL: Oh, no!

ZAP Oops.

Oh, no! Do something, Mac!

GRUNT, CRASH

Oh! You mean THOSE disasters?

There were more...mishaps.

Setbacks. Minor misfortunes.

Well, they seemed like disasters to me.

And that's not the only evidence.

We've had reports of wild animals living on the R'n'R.

That's ridiculous!

RIO GRUNTS

No, I'm sorry, Mr Day.

These are certified disasters -

and you know what that means. BAND GASPS

I'm afraid... BAND GASP

..there's only one thing left to do. BAND GASP LOUDER

Can I ask for your autograph? Huh?

Huh? Wait, what?

It's us! Ha-hey!

Oh...argh!

Sam and Mark! ALL LAUGH

Oh, you guys! You had us totally fooled. What are you like?

Oh! You really had us.

Hey, guys, congratulations on becoming health and safety officers.

No, Rio, we're not ACTUALLY health and safety officers.

Don't worry.

Guys, we are here to present...

..the Odd Sock Awards! BAND CHEER

ANNOUNCER: It's time for the Odd Sock Awards.

Please welcome your hosts, Sam and Mark!

We've already seen the nominations for the craziest catastrophe.

And the winner is...

..the runaway barrel. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Congratulations.

The next award is for the most pop-tastic place

the band has visited. The nominees are...

Auntie Rhona's Spooky House in...

Fforest Coaster in...

BAND SCREAM

Woohoo-hoo-hoo!

SHOUTING

SHOUTING CONTINUES

Oh, yeah!

Santa's House in...

Come on in! Yeah, we're coming!

LAUGHTER Wow! Santa's workshop!

Oh, my gosh, a tour!

Grand tour!

This is where the process starts

and lots of our toys are made.

And the winner is...

..Planet Rock!

Yes!

Winning this award rocks! Planet Rock rocks!

Gordon and Mark rock!

RIO SOBS Thank you, Godfather.

Emotional. Yeah.

Right, the next award is for the coolest costume.

And the nominees are...

Right, jockeys. Let's show Hugh how it's done.

Loving the outfits, Blue. No worries, Andy. It's what I do.

What are we wearing?

I feel sick.

Our socks!

BAND GASP They match!

Loving the elf look. So rock and roll!

And...

I am just hearing there is a late entry. Oh.

My name's Gordon Strict - health and safety legend.

And the winner is...

..Sam and Mark. Yes!

Oh, this is amazing. Thank you so much.

Playing Gordon Strict was... It was a real honour.

I mean, I think I was actually born to play this role, so...

Mork Mug wasn't just a character to me.

It was a state of mind.

Come here, you. Oh, no! THEY CRY

Ah-hem.

Any other awards? Oh, yes.

The next award is presented by a rather special celebrity guest. Ooh.

Hello, you cheeky lot!

Hi, Mum. Hi, Ruby.

Hi, everyone.

It is an honour to be presenting the Really Awesome Roadie award tonight.

Ooh!

This special award is for the best roadie in the world.

The most dedicated, handsome man

who loves the band so very much.

Let's take a look at some of his greatest moments.

WHIFF GROANS

SPLAT! Oh, incredible!

We've never had this before.

Bit peckish.

Ah. That's better.

Aa-a-a-gh! Oh, ow!

And you gift-wrapped Whiffy for me -

just what I've always wanted!

Oh! SPLAT!

Please put your hands together... For the ever-so-dishy Whiff.

Well, I wasn't expecting all this,

but, luckily, I do have a little speech that I prepared earlier.

Ah-hem. The Oddchester English Dictionary

defines "Roadie" as... We're running out of time, sorry.

Yeah, we have to move on to the next award, so...

Congratulations, though! Well done.

The next award is the Making A Song And Dance Out Of It Award.

The nominees are...

Spooky

Let spookiness give you a freaky f-fright! #

DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

Don't worry - I'll lead.

Hah!

And...

And the winner is...

..Blu for his beautiful waltz!

Good. WALTZ PLAYS

Thank you.

The final award of the evening is the Rock To The Rescue Award.

This award goes to a band who are so fun, so helpful,

and so unbelievably brilliant

we are honoured to call them our friends. Of course, it's...

..Andy and the Odd Socks!

But don't just take our word for it.

Let's hear from some of their fans.

Thank you, Odd Socks!

You're fantastic. You got rid of my ghosties.

I love you. Mwah!

Thanks, Odd Socks.

Thanks for helping me with my sci-ENCE!

Thank you, Odd Socks. We love you.

Well done for getting the BBC back open!

Yay! Well done, cockers! Er, it's Odd Sockers. Hm? Yep.

Thanks, Odd Socks!

Hey, Odd Socks. Planet Rock salutes you guys.

You're the best!

You're the coolest band ever. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

SAM AND MARK: Speech, speech, speech, speech, speech!

Thanks, everyone.

There's just one thing left for me to say, and that's...

Who's in the Odd Socks? We are!

Thank you so much for watching the Odd Socks Awards.

Who better to play us out than Andy and the Odd Socks?

ALL: Yeah!

Are you feeling low cos you've had enough?

Have you lost your way cos life's a bit tough?

Having no fun and run out of luck?

Feel like you're always getting stuck in the muck?

When you're down in the dumps and you don't know what to do

Or you feel like a monkey in a cage in a zoo

If no-one understands a word you say

Then come and join the Odd Socks, too - wahey!

Who's in the Odd Socks? We are, we are

Who's in the Odd Socks? We are!

Who's in the Odd Socks? We are, we are

Who's in the Odd Socks? We are!

Who's in the Odd Socks? We are, we are

Who's in the Odd Socks? We are!

Who's in the Odd Socks? In the Odd Socks?

Who's in the Odd Socks? We are!

Had a tough day and it don't seem fair

Cos you did your very best - but we've all been there

Don't you worry if you're stuck with a frown

We can turn it upside down

If you're lost in the world and you can't find your way

You feel all alone but you don't want to say

Sing with us and join the crew

Then you'll be an Odd Sock, too - wahoo!

Who's in the Odd Socks? We are, we are

Who's in the Odd Socks? We are!

Who's in the Odd Socks? We are, we are

Who's in the Odd Socks? We are!

If you wave your arms in the air and sing

Like a gibbon at a Highland Fling

Bounce and jiggle You can't get it wrong

If you wanna be an Odd Sock sing this song

Who's in the Odd Socks? We are, we are

Who's in the Odd Socks? We are!

Who's in the Odd Socks? We are, we are

Who's in the Odd Socks? We are!

Who's in the Odd Socks? We are, we are

Who's in the Odd Socks? We are!

Who's in the Odd Socks? We are, we are

Who's in the Odd Socks? We are! #

We're Andy and the band

Playing all across the land

Andy and the band are here for you, you, you

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Andy and the band

Always here to lend a hand

Helping out our fans is what we do. #

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