Original subtitles

We're Andy and The Band

Playing all across the land

Andy and The Band

Are here for you, you, you Yeah, yeah, yeah

Andy and The Band

Always here to lend a hand

Helping out our fans is what we do! #

We're late! We're late!

Come on, Blu, even you need to panic.

We're supposed to be at the studio

to shoot the video to our new robot song any minute now.

Where are the other robot costumes?

Why aren't our instruments ready?

Has anyone made sandwiches? What's the capital of Egypt?

Oh, I know this one.

Uh...

Is it Cairo?

BANG!

CHEERING

Andy! Eh?

Oh, yeah.

Whiff usually sorts all this stuff out and he's nowhere to be found.

But his dirty socks are everywhere to be found!

They do make excellent boomerangs, though.

CLONK!

Rock and roll!

Where is Whiff?

Oh, Fanbase.

Hello, my little crumpets!

ALL: Hi!

Today's odd job is from a legend of the music industry.

Ooh! Whiff!

Huh?

"Hi, you lot. Whiff here.

"I couldn't find any paper under all the dirty washing

"so I used my vest."

SHE SNIFFS

Eugh!

"Thing is, I need a rest."

Honestly, Andy, you work that poor,

sweet, innocent teddy bear roadie of yours to the bone.

Yeah! Andy's mum's right.

I never get a sit down.

This one doesn't count.

We're sorry, Whiff.

We had no idea we were working you so hard, old pal.

"Please get your roadie some help."

Yes! Bye-bye! We're on it, Whiff.

We best hurry, though. We don't want to miss the video shoot.

Band, we have an odd job.

Let's get the Rock'n'Roller on the...

ALL: Road-ah! #

Rio, I've made the sandwiches.

Cheese roll, egg roll...

And I've got a drum roll.

You can't eat a drum roll, Moxy!

CRUNCH!

Delicious! I take that back.

We're here! Odd Socks, off the bus.

Whiff, we heard your plea for help.

So, Mac, introduce Whiff to his new assistant.

My latest invention, inspired by our robot video...

I call it Robo-Whiff!

BEEPING

I am Robo-Whiff, a complete roadie solution.

Amazing! With Robo-Whiff's help,

you can have as many sit downs and cups of tea as you like.

What do you say, Whiff?

I say...

Tea with milk, please, you ruggedly handsome robot, you.

Copy that, Whiff.

Uh... Six sugars!

Video shoot installed!

Wow! That never happens when the real Whiff's in charge. Uh...

Affirmative. A robo-roadie will give Andy and the band order

and unemotional efficiency. Sounds a right laugh.

Did that bag of bolts call me inefficient and emotional?

Robo-Whiff is designed to be more efficient than you, Whiff.

Band imperfections detected.

See?

Right, thanks to Robo-Whiff, we now have time for a proper rehearsal.

Yay! Yay. Yay.

I've got a bad feeling about him in my drumsticks.

Robo-Whiff just wants to be friends.

Huh!

I'm automatic

I...

ALARM BLARES

Rehearsal suspended!

Robo-Whiff? What's the matter?

An Odd Sock was a micromillionth of a second out of time.

Can you confirm, human Whiff? More like...

..two micromillionths of a second.

Don't you get up, Whiff. Finish your cup of tea.

Robo-Whiff's got this.

Robo-Whiff has got everything.

I'll go, then.

Ooh, juice break! Woohoo!

You read my mind.

I'm going now!

Almost gone!

THEY LAUGH

Oh, Robo-Whiff, you are funny.

Humour is an inefficient use of my processors.

It will not happen again.

LAUGHTER

Next band task, dance training. I was just thinking that.

Robo-Whiff has AI - Andy intelligence.

He knows what you're thinking even before you do.

Is that such a good idea?

Robo-Whiff, what does Andy intelligence say

I'm thinking of doing right...now?

Yodel-ay-hee-hee!

I was!

Does that microchip mind-reading monster

not worry anyone a little bit? This? This is the future.

Um, Robo-Whiff, it feels like

we're just doing the same move over and over.

Thank you, Rio. Robo-Whiff returning to BTU.

Huh? BTU?

Band Transportation Unit. You mean the Rock'n'Roller.

Old name inefficient. Name updated.

What...?

Guys, I'm starting to think Robo-Whiff doesn't get

what being an Odd Sock is about. Being yourself.

Maybe I need to give Robo-Whiff a wee tweak. Yeah.

Ahem. Hi, Robo-Whiff.

Mac just needs to make a few adjustments to your core processors.

Andy intelligence knew you would try this,

so I disabled my remote function... Huh?

..and swapped your computer tablet for a tablet of milk chocolate.

Oh!

Mmm!

Oh! Whiff?

Robo-Whiff.

Fanbase is cancelled.

What? What? Fans are inefficient.

But helping the fans is my life!

Well, that and salsa lessons.

I suppose if Fanbase had to close

I could have lots more time to practise.

Mum, no-one is closing Fanbase.

Oh, thank goodness.

Time for band meeting.

Mac, do something!

I can't, Andy! We've lost control!

Stop!

Robo Whiff!

Band, download new songs.

BEEP!

Where does he put the ink?

We don't need any new songs, Robo-Whiff. We like ours.

Old songs obsolete.

Install efficient new songs now.

DRUMBEATS

Music.

Music...

This music does not rock!

Do I really have to play this?

Negative, Moxy unit, you do not. Thank you!

Moxy unit is fired.

ALL GASP

You can't fire Moxy!

Band will now use logical drumming unit.

DOOF! DOOF!

A drum machine?

Erase all Moxy from band.

What...?

It's been an honour bashing my kit for you guys.

Moxy, you can't leave the band. It wouldn't be the same without you.

My drumsticks said he was trouble!

Decision reached. New sensible identical clothing for band.

Now, hang on.

Oh! Oh...

Robo-Whiff, what are we wearing?

Easy-wipe clean and all the same. Same is better.

I feel sick.

Oh!

Andy... Our socks!

ALL GASP

ALL: They match!

Same is better. Same is better. Same is better.

Nothing messes with our socks. We have to stop him.

Blu, what do we do?

We need...

..Whiff! Yes!

Real Whiff will fix this.

But he's been gone ages. He'll be miles away by now.

SAD MUSIC PLAYS

No, he's just outside.

Whiff! Whiff! Whiff!

We are so glad we found you.

Really? Yes.

You're not the perfect roadie.

You're messy. You break things.

You make indescribable smells.

That's the Cheesy Puffs.

But you're you. And that's why we love you. Yeah.

Please come back and save us from your all-powerful robo-twin.

But I haven't finished my Cheesy Puffs.

Go on, then.

Yes! Right...

What are you wearing?

Oh, um...

All right, robo-me, time to log off.

You're a copy of me so I bet you can't resist Cheesy Puffs.

Negative. I feel nothing for your cheese-based wheat snacks.

I'll have to eat these with a spoon now.

Human fear detracted. Commence turning whole band into robots.

What?

Hold it right there!

She's back! Moxy will save us!

Wait a minute, what are you wearing?

Oh, yeah. I mean, don't worry about it. Never mind.

CLUNK!

WHIRRING

CRASH!

ALL: Yeah!

BEEPING

If that won't stop him, nothing will!

OK, Robo-Whiff, you win.

Huh?

But before you turn us all into robots,

I'd just like to say how much I absolutely love your odd socks.

Oh, nice. Lovely.

Error! Error!

Ooh! I'd hate that to happen.

Same is better!

Robo-Whiff does not compute...

POWERS DOWN

ALL: Yes!

See? I told you Odd Socks would win in the end.

Come on, guys, time to shoot a video.

Yeah! Um... You should probably change first.

Oh, yeah.

ELECTRO MUSIC

One zero one one zero zero one one

One zero one one zero one one

One zero one zero zero zero one one

One zero one one zero one

I'm a synthetic robotic humanoid

I am a metal binary roadie droid

I have computed that I'm always correct

That's how I know I'm absolutely perfect

I'm automatic

He's automatic

I'm automatic

I am a binary man

He is a binary man

A shiny binary man

A shiny binary man, man, man

Artificial intelligence is the way

The Homo sapiens is so yesterday

I calculate it's time they admit defeat

Cos human beings are obsolete

I'm automatic

He's automatic

I'm automatic

I am a binary man

He is a binary man

A shiny binary man

With aspirations

I'm automatic

He's automatic

I'm automatic

I'm automatic

Why don't you be automatic too?

One one zero one one zero one one

One zero one one zero zero one one

Zero one zero one one one zero one zero zero one

I'm automatic He's automatic

I'm a binary man

I'm automatic He's automatic

I'm automatic! #

Phew!

Oh, what a day!

ALL: Hi, Whiff!

Hi...

So, I've recycled Robo-Whiff into the Mega-Cuppa Robo-Brew.

It will make you a nice wee cup of tea whenever you want one.

Lovely.

Oh!

And the drum machine makes the perfect tray for your Cheesy Puffs.

Thank you.

Great to have you back in the band, Moxy.

Ready to rock another day.

Yeah. Well, I would say that's odd job finally complete.

Who's in the Odd Socks?

ALL: We are!

Cheers!

We're Andy and The Band

Playing all across the land

Andy and The Band are here for you, you, you

Yeah, yeah, yeah Andy and The Band

Always here to lend a hand

Helping out our fans is what we do! #

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