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Hey, Odd Socks, do you know what time of year it is?

Wintertime?

It's the coolest time of year.

Is it snow time?

It's 59 minutes past three.

No, it's the time of year when we hang up our odd socks,

flick on the fairy lights and smash out an absolute Christmas classic.

Who's up for it? Yeah!

We better be quick then.

This is where the drums kick in.

Snow is falling

All around me

Children playing

Having fun

It's the season

For love and understanding

Merry Christmas everyone

We're gonna have a party tonight

I'm gonna find that girl underneath the mistletoe

And kiss by candlelight

We're gonna have a party tonight

I'm gonna find that girl underneath the mistletoe

And kiss by candlelight

Room is swaying

And records playing

All the old songs

We love to hear

Oh, I wish that

Every day was Christmas

What a nice way to spend the year

Oh, I wish that every day was Christmas

What a nice way to spend the year

What a nice way to spend the year. #

Merry Christmas, everyone! Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas, Odd Socks.

That was awesome.

Merry Christmas, Shakey.

I still can't believe Shakin' Stevens

has directed our Christmas video.

Thanks so much, Shakey.

I'm not sure my dancing was as good as yours, though.

We're all different, Andy.

That's what being in odd socks is all about, right guys?

Yeah!

Christmas number one, here we come!

Yeah, let's get back to the bus, Odd Socks.

It's Christmas time!

The best day of the year, lovely, cheesy puffs,

and a chance to catch up on some important paperwork.

Dear Father Christmas, for Christmas, I would really,

really, really love a 1973 Japanese rock star troll.

Love, Whiff.

PS, picture attached.

Oh, yeah.

Whiff, look, Christmas jumpers!

Well, Christmas jumpers don't really fit in with my cool style.

Must be fan base.

An odd job on Christmas Eve?

Are they kidding?

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas!

My little colourful baubles.

Now, we don't want to delay your Christmas...

Here it comes.

..we just wanted to show you all the letters and the lovely cards

you've had from your fans.

Oh, amazing.

We love you guys.

I wrote a letter to Father Christmas.

Father Christmas letters?

Kids' stuff.

Not cool.

What did you ask for, Ruby? A red guitar.

Yeah, I want to rock out with the Odd Socks someday.

Better hope that letter got to Father Christmas then.

It's all cool. Mum posted it for me weeks ago.

Oh, are OK, Mum?

Yes. Yes.

A busy day is all, I need to put the Christmas pudding on the tree

and the tinsel in the oven.

Must dash.

Laters! Laters!

Right, let's finish decorating.

Do you want to help finish the tree, Whiff?

Oh, I can't.

No, I've got a very important letter to get to the Post Office.

On Christmas Eve?

Oh, fan base, again?

I'll get it.

Mum?

Is everything all right?

Absolutely.

It's just you're wearing Christmas lights. Am I? Yeah.

You've hung your jumper up on the Christmas tree.

Oh, yes. So I have.

Is this something worrying you?

It's Ruby's letter to Father Christmas.

I forgot to post it!

But you've missed the last post.

It'll never get there in time now.

What? I know.

I must have mislaid it somewhere, which is so unlike me.

I'm usually so organised.

Luckily, Ruby doesn't know yet.

Doesn't know what?

Ruby!

Mum's worried about the...

The post service.

It's very slow and deliveries are running late.

Which may affect your letter getting to Father Christmas.

What, this letter?

I just found it in the fridge.

Oh, dear, I must have posted the Christmas trifle instead.

I'm such a bad mum!

Well, maybe it's not too late.

Could you guys deliver my letter to Father Christmas?

Hmm.

How far away is the North Pole?

It's about 4,000 miles.

Can the rock and roller get us there in time?

Well, possibly if I... Yes!

Yes, the answer is a definite yes.

The rock and roller can absolutely get me...

I mean us to Father Christmas in time.

Well, what are we waiting for?

Yay!

Would you like to give Father Christmas your letter

in person, Rubes? Yes, please.

Well, you better get here fast.

I'm on my way.

Hiya!

Wow, that was fast.

Hi, Ruby, come on, we've got to get going.

Right, band?

We have a Christmas odd job.

Let's get the rock and roller to the North Pole!

So how do we find Father Christmas?

I have a map.

That's just a white piece of paper.

It's very snowy at the North Pole.

I tried to be extra, extra good this year. Whatever.

I'm just happy as long as I get my present.

I'm sure you will, uncle Whiff, you'll be on his nice list.

His what? Father Christmas has a naughty list and a nice list.

If you're on the naughty list, you don't get a present.

Really? Yeah.

Well, you'll be fine.

You haven't done anything naughty this year, have you?

Of course not, no!

That should slow them down for a while.

They won't be able to hear themselves think.

Now I just need to find a way of delaying your little visit

and get you kicked off the door.

Oh, yeah!

I am in so much trouble.

It's the North Pole!

Odd Socks, off the bus.

OK, everyone, get ready to meet Father Christmas.

Let me try.

Oh, well, hello!

Hello, Father Christmas.

We're Andy and the Odd Socks. Pleased to meet you.

What a lovely surprise!

Now I'm just going to my workshop.

Would you care to join me?

Yes, please! Good.

Here we are then, come on in.

Yeah, we're coming!

Wow! Santa's workshop!

It's awesome to meet you, Mr Christmas.

It's awesome to meet you, too.

Although there's no need to call me Mr Christmas.

Cool, first name terms.

It's awesome to meet you, Father.

Wow, this place is amazing.

Thank you, Andy.

I quite agree.

So what can I do for you all?

We're here to help someone who truly believes in the spirit of Christmas.

Yeah.

Ruby.

Oh, her, yeah.

I can't believe it's you, Father Christmas.

I'm so excited. I wrote you a letter.

Oh, thank you, Ruby. Have you been good?

Oh, yes.

Well, I think it's time for the grand tour, don't you?

Come on, everyone.

Yes!

A tour!

Grand tour!

It's the workshop!

This is where the process starts and lots of our toys are made.

Who's the elf?

Oh, that's Trixie.

She's my best elf.

Oh, dear.

What's wrong?

Well, it's my elves.

They do all of my present wrapping, but this year,

they've all fallen ill.

What, you mean they're literally in bad elf?

Yes, Mac.

A nasty case of tinsellitis.

But if I don't get the presents wrapped,

then they won't get delivered.

There is no way around it, I'm afraid.

Christmas is cancelled.

Cancelled?

There must be something we can do.

There is, we can train 1,000 monkeys to form a highly skilled

wrapping and delivery team, complete with barcode scanners, cool uniforms

and little red hats.

Thank, Rio.

Any other ideas?

Hi.

I'm Whiff.

Whiff?

It'll be on your list.

Oh, yes.

I'm not sure which list though!

Joking.

It's the nice one, isn't it?

No, Rio, we can't do the monkey idea.

Is it the red hats?

I've already signed a contract with the monkeys.

I'll tell them we're losing the hats.

What about us? We could do it.

If we work together, we can get the presents wrapped.

We can save Christmas.

I think it's a marvellous idea.

The monkeys?

No, I meant Ruby's idea.

Right, let's get started.

Wait.

If you're going to join Team Christmas,

you need Team Christmas uniforms.

We love uniforms!

They're all ready for you behind those presents over there.

Whoa. Loving the elf look. So rock and roll.

It's a bit tighter than expected in certain areas.

You are slightly bigger than the average elf.

Gotcha.

OK, everyone, let's get cracking.

Um, excuse me, Father Christmas.

Why am I the only one who's wearing wellies?

Ah. Well, I've got a special job for you, Ruby.

Come with me.

Here we are.

Wow. Your reindeer. Oh, yes.

Well, my flying reindeer. Right.

Oh, hello, Dasher, my lovely.

Would you like something to eat?

Oh, I take special care of them all year round.

I love them.

Would you like to stay here and look after them?

Of course. What do they eat?

Ooh, mostly moss, ferns, shoots and leaves.

You can give them their last feed before they set off.

That's so cool. Right, well, you stay here,

and I'll catch up with you later.

You got it, boss.

Bye-bye for now. Bye.

THEY BEATBOX

When we wrap and pack Santa's sack

We're giving back like a power pack

We don't slack, don't need no payback

Ain't gonna leave no kid go without

It's Christmas Eve and we're going all out

So we're wrapping them up, packing them up

Writing all the names on the presents, then stacking them up

And we're doing them one by one

Ain't gonna leave none

We ain't done till they're wrapped right for everyone. #

Well, that felt good.

So, how many presents have we wrapped? Must be hundreds.

Three.

Right. Blu, can we do all this in time for Christmas?

Yes, we can, Andy.

Great.

Christmas, 2087.

Not so great.

We need to work faster.

Yes, faster.

That's the key.

Begin.

OK. This isn't going to plan.

Mac, we need a new invention fast.

All right.

Noooooo!

I'm on the naughty list.

What do I do?

What do I do?

I need to be nice.

Really nice.

I could be nice.

Easy.

May I present the Maca Wrapper 3.2?

You simply place your gift here.

Then it travels through the electronic measuring device

into the wrapping paper dispenser ruler

when it's simultaneously sealed and cut with laser precision.

And voila! Wow!

One present wrapped for Christmas morning.

Great work, Mac, let's get cracking.

It's a Christmas miracle.

Well done, everyone.

That's every single present wrapped.

Where's Rio?

I fell in the Maca Wrapper.

He fell in the Maca Wrapper. Of course he did.

I've swept and dusted your office, sir. Oh, thank you.

Oh, I had to move a few things to get into the corners.

That's very nice of you.

Ha! Easy peasy, this being nice.

Good gracious.

You have been busy. All wrapped and ready for delivery, sir.

Well done, Odd Socks.

We might save Christmas yet.

THEY GASP

Time to load the sleigh.

I'll do it.

He's so helpful.

Hello, Whiff. Oh, hi, Father Christmas. Didn't see you there.

I'm just busy being nice.

Oh, be careful, Whiff.

Are you all right, Whiff?

I was trying to be nice.

Andy, I'm afraid we need 12 extra presents wrapped.

Pronto!

On it!

Well, I can still load the sleigh.

No, no, why don't you go and help Ruby feed the reindeer?

That's a nice, easy job.

Nice and easy?

Sounds the perfect job for me.

Don't you need to know what they eat?

Oh, don't worry, I know all about reindeer.

Oh.

OK, stand back.

Hi, Uncle Whiff. Where's this reindeer food, then?

In that bucket.

Eugh! What's that?

Moss, fern, shoots, and leaves.

Looks disgusting.

Well, I think the reindeer like it.

Nonsense. These reindeer need a nice Christmas treat.

Do they? Oh yeah.

I'll be right back.

Thank you.

Coming through!

Christmas treats! Christmas treats!

Cheesy puffs!

Hello, my tasty little friends!

Last gift.

Hup!

THEY ALL STRAIN

It's too heavy. No-one's lifting that. No chance.

Right, shall we go?

Rio!

Oh.

Coming through!

Just being nice!

I'll take over the feeding now.

Oh. Well, Father Christmas might let you say in his sleigh, though,

if you ask nicely.

Really? Amazing!

Here you go, reindeer.

Merry Christmas.

Ruby, join us.

Here you go, lads. Tuck in.

Team Christmas.

What a wonderful job you've all done.

Thanks to you, you have saved Christmas.

ALL: Yes! Let's go and harness those reindeer.

ALARM SOUNDS What's that?

What?

Something's wrong.

Oh, dear.

Oh, dear. Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear.

Come on.

FARTING NOISES

What's going on?

I've just fed the reindeer.

FARTING CONTINUES Do they always do that?

Oh! Oh, what's that smell?

It's...cheesy puffs.

Well, they shouldn't be eating those.

And they can't fly in this condition.

What? Certainly not backwards.

Why on earth would anyone feed reindeer cheesy puffs?

I was trying to be nice.

Despite our best efforts,

without any reindeer to pull the sleigh,

I'm afraid...

..Christmas is cancelled.

THEY GASP

Again.

THEY SIGH HEAVILY

Oh, no.

And how does this affect my current situation,

vis-a-vis, the naughty list?

It doesn't look good.

Right.

Understood.

I'll just make my way back to the rock and roller then.

Wait! The rock and roller!

What about it?

We could use it to pull the sleigh!

Can your rock and roller travel around the world that fast?

Well, it could if I crank it up.

Well, what are we waiting for?

ALL: Yay!

Ladies and gentlemen, we're about to start our descent.

If you're sat on the left side of the aircraft,

you'll get a very good view of...

..Father Christmas with Andy and the Odd Socks.

Having fun, Ruby?

It's amazing.

How are things going back there, Team Christmas?

I think I can see Mum's house!

This is so cool!

Rock and roll!

Are there any parachutes on this thing?

Come we go any faster?

ALL: Aaaaaargh!

Wow.

ALL: Aaaaaargh!

SNORING

It's 8am and Mac's still snoring

Come on, wake up!

Let's get out of bed

It's Christmas morning!

Yay! Yeah! Whoo!

What you got in your stocking?

I got drumsticks

I got shades I got a sporran

I got guitar strings

We open all our presents

As the doorbell rings

DOORBELL RINGS

Look, everyone, we've got a visitor.

Merry Christmas, everyone!

ALL: Merry Christmas!

How did you like your presents?

Oh, they were amazing.

So, you know how I had that really nice idea

about using the rock and roller to pull the sleigh?

Yes?

Well, is my name still on the naughty list?

It is, yes.

Oh.

But, er...

..I crossed it out and put it on the nice list.

THEY CHEER

Merry Christmas, Whiff.

Oh!

A 1973 Japanese rock star troll, yes!

Oh.

Ruby! Oh, no!

I'm so sorry.

With all the excitement going on,

I forgot to read your letter.

That's OK.

I'm just glad we managed to make so many kids happy this Christmas.

"Dear Father Christmas, I would really love a red guitar,

but most of all, I would love to be all together at Christmas time.

Well, we are all together, Rubes.

One out of two isn't bad.

Oh, I think we can do better than that.

A red guitar!

Thank you.

Merry Christmas, Ruby.

ANDY: Wow.

I just wish Mum could see me now.

DOORBELL RINGS

Cooey! ALL: Andy's mum!

Oh!

Hello, my little trifle pots.

I have some wonderful news.

Your song is Christmas number one!

THEY ALL CHEER

Thank you for everything, Father Christmas.

Thank you, Ruby.

I'd say that was a Christmas odd job complete.

Who's in the Odd Socks? ALL: We are!

Gather at Christmas time

All together Let the church bells chime

Around together round the Christmas tree

All together, feeling Christmassy

All together, all together

Everything's better when we're all together. #

I have a special present

for whoever's been the nicest this Christmas.

Well, according to my list...

..that'd be Whiff.

THEY CHEER

Come here, Whiffy!

No, er, I haven't been very nice.

Actually, I've been really naughty.

THEY ALL LAUGH

All together at Christmas time

All together Let the church bells chime

All together round the Christmas tree

All together, feeling Christmassy

All together, all together

Everything's better when we're all together

All together for the Christmas cheer!

All together till the end of the year!

All together Never did like sprouts

Nor me!

All together when the chocolates come out!

All together for the family fun

All together, it's for everyone

All together on Christmas Day

All together and we love it that way

Happy Christmas from the Odd Socks! #

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