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Hi, I'm Andy and this is The Band. Hit it!

Moxy's on the drums

She is daring, brave and wild Yeah!

Blu's super brainy with a cool, cool style

Yeah, keeping it cool on the bass

Mac is the inventor and our keyboard-playing star

Aye, that's me

Rio rocks out on his favourite guitar

Rock out!

We're Andy and The Band

Playing all across the land

Andy and The Band are here for you, you, you

Yeah, yeah, yeah Andy and The Band

Always here to lend a hand

Helping out our fans is what we do! #

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah, yeah! #

THEY CHEER

Hey, Whiff, what do you think?

I've no idea.

I can't hear a thing. Ubermuffs.

Completely soundproof, allowing me to find total rest and relaxation.

But you'll never be able to enjoy our music if you're wearing those.

Yeah. And you love our music, don't you, Whiff?

Of course I do. Yeah. What was I thinking?

INTERNAL MONOLOGUE: The quicker I get this tour cancelled,

the quicker I can be rid of this band forever.

And then it'll just be me on that stage.

Me!

KLAXON SOUNDS

Band, incoming message from fanbase.

Hello, dears! ALL: Hi, Andy's mum. Hi, Ruby.

Ahem!

Sorry. Hi, everyone.

Now, I don't want to make you late for your gig,

but we've been sent an emergency message,

haven't we, Rubes? Yeah.

Homework. Oh. What is it you're doing again, dear?

Biology project.

Biology.

No idea.

I'll find it. Oh!

The urgent message says,

"During your lifetime, you will produce enough saliva

"to fill two Olympic-sized swimming pools."

Eurgh! Huh?

That's my project. Oh.

Here we are.

This is from an Odd Sock called Freddie.

It says, "Dear Odd Socks, I can't do my homework."

I know the feeling.

"Can you help?"

Of course we can. See you later.

Good luck!

Band, we have an Odd Job. Guys...

..let's get this Rock and Roller on the...

ALL: ..road! #

MOXY: I once ate my maths homework.

ANDY: Er, why?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!

WHIFF: So, how are you planning to get Freddie's homework done?

RIO: Using the combined power of our mighty brains.

Oh. Lucky Freddie.

Journey over. Band off the bus.

ALL: Hi, Freddie!

Shh!

WHISPERING: It's great that you're here. I'm a big fan. Thanks.

So, what's the homework problem? Science?

Geography?

No. Maths? Pure maths?

Applied maths?

It's my sister. Odd.

She won't let me do my homework.

ALL: Oh!

BOTH: Shh!

They're my parents. My sister's in there. Come on.

That's Jasmine.

ALL: Aww!

How can that little-widdle sleepy baby stop you doing your homework?

FLOORBOARD CREAKS

Uh-oh.

Take cover! She's going to blow!

JASMINE CRIES

SLOW MOTION: That's...loud!

This...way!

You see now. We have to do something.

What was it I saw Whiff wearing earlier?

Oh, aye.

Ordering online now.

Buy.

KNOCK ON DOOR

Cheers.

Ubermuffs. These should fix things.

SILENCE

THEY SIGH

Thanks, guys. These are great.

Eh? What? Eh?

Wait...

MOXY GASPS

Jasmine's gone quiet.

Let me check she's really asleep.

Careful, Moxy.

BOTH: Shh!

OK, Jasmine's fast asleep.

I said, Jasmine's fast asleep.

JASMINE'S FAST ASLEEP!

Eh? Eh?

JASMINE CRIES Get down!

CRYING CONTINUES

We need a new plan.

Location secure.

Baby now quiet. Commence homework.

What if she cries again?

If the noise reaches peak intensity,

we'll retreat to this sound and baby-proof bunker.

Cool.

Oh, there's a call from the Rock and Roller.

PHONE RINGS It's Whiff.

Hello, Andy. How's it going?

Situation stable.

Freddie's little baby sister was crying, but she's quiet now,

so Freddie can do his homework.

Oh, disappointing.

I mean, have you thought of using a baby monitor to listen in on her?

That way, you'll be able to hear if she's about to wake up.

Great idea.

Oh, he's good.

Luckily, I've got one.

It's a three-way,

so I'll be able to keep an ear out for a little Jasmine too.

Helpful. So, how soon can you get it here?

About now?

We're on it. Thanks, Whiff.

You're very welcome.

For the life of me, I don't know why

the Screechy Feedback Baby Monitor Company went bust.

HE LAUGHS

Right. Baby monitor on. All is quiet.

Freddie, initiate homework.

I do love it when a ridiculously elaborate

but brilliantly conceived plan comes together.

TOOT-TOOT!

HE LAUGHS

Now for part two.

Whiff to Andy.

Whiff? Is Mac there? Mac?

Aye. The baby monitor's a tad quiet.

I believe there's a volume control.

Roger, Whiff.

Let me have a wee tweak.

MONITOR BEEPS

A little bit more.

MONITOR BEEPS

And one more. MONITOR BEEPS

HE LAUGHS

FEEDBACK DRONES

Feedback! Cool!

FEEDBACK WHINES

That's not cool, Rio. Why not?

JASMINE CRIES

RETREAT! RETREAT! That way, guys!

OK, team, emergency - how are we going to get Jasmine back to sleep?

An emergency storytelling session?

Now that's handy.

HE SIGHS

Once upon a time, there was a very happy dragon...

..who lived with a big family of dragons

in a huge city full of dragons.

Oh! There were dragons everywhere.

Er, just one thing. Uh-huh?

Jasmine hates dragons.

Waah! THEY SHOUT

JASMINE CRIES

Bingo!

RUN FOR COVER!

EMERGENCY HATCH!

Argh!

DIGERIDOO MUSIC PLAYS

Australia? Perfect.

It should be quiet enough for you to do your homework here, Freddie.

I'm sorry. I didn't bring my homework.

Ah.

Guys, maybe we should solve this problem our usual way?

By coming up with silly ideas that cause chaos and confusion?

Yeah!

That, or by playing music.

ALL: Oh!

THEY BABY TALK

Right, team, here it is. We sing to Jasmine,

she stays quiet, and then Freddie gets to do his homework.

OK, Jasmine. We're going to sing you a lullaby.

Not that one, Rio.

JASMINE LAUGHS AND COOS

Two, three...

Go to sleep now Little Jasmine

Listen to our lullaby

Go to sleep now Little Jasmine

Close your eyes Please don't you cry. #

JASMINE CRIES

She hates lullabies? What are the chances?

Rio, plug that guitar in. We're going to rock that baby to sleep.

Time to rest your weary head

Time to snuggle up in bed

Don't mind us We're rocking out instead

Go to sleep Perchance to dream

Kick back, relax Know what I mean?

As I let out a rock and rolling scream

Rock-a-bye Rock-rock-a-bye-aye

To our Odd Sock lullaby

Rock-a-bye Rock-rock-a-bye tonight

We're going to rock you to sleep

Go to sleep

Count some sheep

One, two, three, four

You're about to drop off

So time for us to pop off

Just before we go

How about a soothing guitar solo?

Rock-a-bye Rock-rock-a-bye-aye

To our Odd Sock lullaby

Rock-a-bye Rock-rock-a-bye tonight... #

HE HITS HIGH NOTE

GLASS SMASHES

We're going to rock you to sleep

Go to sleep

Count some sheep

Go to sleep. #

Thank you very much!

Goodnight.

JASMINE SNORES

Homework done. Amazing. Thanks, guys.

Who knew Jasmine needed insanely loud music to send her to sleep?

Who indeed?

She must be a real Odd Sock.

Here you go.

Next time you want Jasmine to be quiet, just play her our song.

Thanks, guys. You da best!

No... ALL: ..you da best!

Odd Job complete.

Who's in the Odd Socks? ALL: We are!

..think of that. That's how we always get babies to sleep

on Planet Rock. Whiff, we're back!

Are you OK, pal?

You look really tense.

I think I just need a bit of rest and relaxation.

Oh, we have a song just for that.

We're going to rock you to sleep

Go to sleep

Count some sheep... #

HE SCREAMS INTERNALLY

We're Andy and The Band Playing all across the land

Andy and The Band Are here for you, you, you

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Andy and The Band Always here to lend a hand

Helping out our fans is what we do. #

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