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Original subtitles

Hi, I'm Andy and this is The Band. Hit it!

Moxy's on the drums

She is daring, brave and wild Yeah!

Blu's super brainy with a cool, cool style

Yeah, keeping it cool on the bass

Mac is the inventor and our keyboard-playing star

Aye, that's me

Rio rocks out on his favourite guitar

Rock out!

We're Andy and The Band

Playing all across the land

Andy and The Band are here for you, you, you

Yeah, yeah, yeah Andy and The Band

Always here to lend a hand

Helping out our fans is what we do! #

Next!

Laundry day. Next!

Have you seen my favourite trousers? No, sorry, Whiff.

I'm on socks. Next!

Who's on trousers, then?

Ooh! Ow!

Sorry, dude.

Rio's on trousers.

You are right, Whiff? Yeah, but these are soaking.

I'll have to wear my itchy spare ones now.

Oh, that'd be terrible when I become a famous rock star.

Oof! Oh!

BOOING

Oh, whatever!

KLAXON SOUNDS

Oh, Band - incoming message from Fanbase.

Oh! Hello, dears!

ALL: Hi, Andy's mum!

Hi, everyone. Hi, Ruby!

Now, don't let us stop you getting to your gig,

but we've been sent an emergency...

..painting.

Mum...

Oh! Sorry, dear.

It's from an Odd Sock called Mary. She's an artist

and she has a valuable vase in an art exhibition.

It needs protecting.

Erm... Oh!

And art is very precious, you know.

Don't worry. We're on it.

See ya!

Bye.

Hmm... An art exhibition.

Well, that might slow them down.

Then they don't get to the gig, the tour's cancelled,

I get booked instead.

Go, me!

What about the wet socks?

Oh, yeah. And my wet trousers! Maybe you should take them with you.

A warm gallery is just the place to get them dry.

Great idea, Whiff.

But you guys should be careful.

We're always careful.

HUGE CHORD

You see, I've heard that there's a notorious art thief on the loose.

Really? Yeah.

Well, he's called the, erm... Uh...

Blue, er...

..Weasel! Yeah, the Blue Weasel.

ALL: Ooh! Blue Weasel!

Yeah, he wears a blue mask and blue gloves and a blue cape.

We'll protect that vase!

Yeah!

Yah! Hoo-wah! Wah! Hah! Hi-yah!

CRASH!

They're doomed!

Band...

..we have an odd job. Let's get this rock and roller on the...

Road! #

WHIFF: Oh... Ooh... Scratchy!

Are you OK, Whiff?

Itchy trousers - they're unbearable. I really need my favourite pair.

They both look exactly the same. How do you tell the difference?

Oh! Scratchy!

It's the art gallery. Band, off the bus.

OK, Mox, you're going to have to guide me, because I can't see.

Pivot... All right. Pivot. Yeah, I'll turn.

Andy, guys, welcome to the gallery!

ALL: Hi, Mary.

Sorry about the drips.

Drips can be meaningful.

Drips can be deep.

Drips can be fun.

OK.

She's an artist.

You can leave that there.

Let me show you my art.

Art?

Where is it?

Sweetheart, no!

That's art. Oh! Sorry!

It's worth thousands.

You can sit on this old thing instead.

Hang on - I thought you said you didn't have any security.

I'm not a security guard.

I'm art.

Manuel is one of my favourite works.

This way.

This is my practically priceless vase.

I need to tell you the truth.

What is it?

I haven't actually sold anything.

I'm not actually very good at selling,

so I need to sell this vase to keep the gallery open.

That's why I need you to protect it.

Don't worry, Mary.

We will.

Oh!

Oh, I would be worried, Mary.

Very worried.

Mua-ha-ha-ha!

Hey, we'll protect that vase!

ALL: Yeah!

Hah! Hah! Wah! Hoo-wah!

Hah... Oh, no! Moxy, quick!

TEXT ALERT

Moxy, catch it!

Nooo! Ha-ha!

No! Oh! Eee!

Oh!

Moxy, no!

Nooo!

Oh, phew!

Here, catch!

No, don't throw it, Moxy!

Andy!

Ooh, eek!

Andy!

Oh!

I'm a drummer.

Impeccable timing.

Right! Don't worry, Mary.

We know exactly what to do.

Good luck, team!

Right, what we do?

So, my keyboard should be able to protect the vase from any thief.

Even...the Blue Weasel?

Even the Blue Weasel.

As soon as that vase is lifted, the pressure pad will send

a trigger message to the keyboard which will play our song.

Let's test it for realsies!

Who's going to play the Blue Weasel?

Hmm... We need someone with a bluish name.

Hmm...

OK, Blu, if you steal the vase, we should hear Mac's keyboard alarm.

CHORDS PLAYING

Oh, I love this song!

JOINS IN

Rio!

This is not a rehearsal.

We're just testing the alarm.

Let's try again. OK.

CHORDS PLAYING

Oh, I love this song!

BOTH JOIN IN

Moxy!

This is not a rehearsal.

Ah! Sorry - testing the alarm.

Got you.

BOTH: Let's try again.

CHORDS PLAYING

Oh, I love this song!

ALL JOIN IN

Guys!

This is not a rehearsal!

Hang on...

Blu, where's the vase?

The real Blue Weasel!

He's got the vase!

After him!

Mwa-ha-ha!

They'll never catch me.

Here I go!

Oh, no!

I've got the vase, you get the Weasel.

Safe and sound.

CHATTING AND LAUGHING

Argh!

Whoa! Gotcha!

Ugh! Oof!

Gotcha!

ALL: Hah!

Whiff?!

Are you just testing our security?

That's right!

Yeah, I'm just making sure you guys are as good as you say you are.

And you are. Aw! Thanks, Whiff.

Are my trousers dry by any chance?

No, sorry, dude.

Doors are about to open, darlings.

Who is that?

Definitely not the Blue Weasel. No.

This is our good friend and roadie, Whiff. Hi.

I'm sorry, these aren't my normal trousers.

They're itchy.

A bit loose.

Oh!

My vase...

My vase!

I shall have to create another one.

Maybe we can help you.

It will take me months to create another one.

Months!

ALL: Months?!

Looks like we'll miss our gig.

And have your tour cancelled.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

Selling that vase was going to save my gallery.

Sorry to interrupt. What is it?

I wondered if I could purchase that piece of art

in the middle of the gallery.

Which one? The phone, the chair, Manuel?

The socks and trousers!

Huh?!

Oh, but that isn't actually...

Actually, yes, it is.

Hello.

We are the artistes behind the trouser and sock installation.

Let me ask you, how much are you willing to pay?

Name your price. I'll pay anything for real art.

Oh, thank you, Andy.

I think you've just saved my gallery.

Who would have thought you were an artist?

Well, Mary, we're all artistes.

ALL: Yah!

If looking at a Van Gogh makes you want to cut your ear off

And you'd happily give away a priceless Monet

Then make art yourself for nobody else but you

But if you think that peace by Matisse is a masterpiece

Or prefer Botticelli to the telly

Express yourself like nobody else can do

And say, I can make art just for me

I'm an artist

And an Odd Sock too

Making art, it's what we do

We shake it up and make it up as we go along

I'm an artist

I can paint and sing

Making art's my everything

We're artists and we're doing it our own way

But if you don't know where to start making art or taking part

If paintings amuse you but they also confuse you

Don't ask why, just give it a try and say

I'm an artist

And an Odd Sock too

Making art is what we do

We shake it up and make it up as we go along. #

Guys, odd job complete.

Who's in the Odd Socks? ALL: We are!

Hi, Whiff. We're back.

What? So soon?

Just in time for the gig. We did it again.

Well, where are my non-itchy trousers?

Oh. Sorry, er...

They've been sold. Sold?!

But don't worry, we'll get you a new pair after the gig.

Oh! Oh, no!

They're so itchy!

We're Andy and The Band

Playing all across the land

Andy and The Band are here for you, you, you

Yeah, yeah, yeah Andy and The Band

Always here to lend a hand

Helping out our fans is what we do! #

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