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Hi, I'm Andy and this is The Band. Hit it!

Moxy's on the drums

She is daring, brave and wild Yeah!

Blu's super-brainy with a cool, cool style

Yeah, keeping it cool on the bass

Mac is the inventor and our keyboard-playing star

Aye, that's me

Rio rocks out on his favourite guitar

Rock out!

We're Andy and The Band

Playing all across the land

Andy and The Band are here for you, you, you

Yeah, yeah, yeah Andy and The Band

Always here to lend a hand

Helping out our fans is what we do! #

OK, Band, ready to tune up?

Mac, automatic autotune, please.

ZAPPING

Whoa!

ZAPPING

LONG CHORD PLAYS RIO LAUGHS

ZAPPING

Aaaaaaaah! #

That's cool.

That's magical. That's science!

Five, six, seven...

MUSIC STOPS

This is a Code Pink.

All new equipment must be checked by the TOED.

The toad?

Tour Operations Executive Director.

Who's that, then? Me.

I didn't like the name Roadie so I got a better job title.

Congratulations.

Be careful with that autotuner, Whiff!

I handle complex equipment all the time!

Now this must be the off switch. No, no, no...

ZAPPING

HIGH-PITCHED: There you go. No, wait, no, I...

HOOTER BLARES

Hang on, Band, we've got a message from Fanbase.

Oh, yes, there you are, my cherub.

Now, I don't want to make you late for your gig but...

..your beautiful sister Ruby here needs your help.

Oh, look at the little cheeks.

I want to meet my hero and get her autograph, please!

She's a vlogger called Fay Moss.

Her vids are amazing.

And I wear all her accessories.

Oh-ho, you are superfan, Ruby.

Tracking down this Fay Moss won't be easy. ALL: Hm.

I know where Fay is, she just posted it online.

ALL: Ahhhh!

All right, leave it with us. Thanks, darlings. Goodbye.

Right, Band, we've got an Odd Job to do. ALL: Yeah!

Hang on, if they get distracted helping Ruby

meet Fay Moss, they'll miss the gig, get kicked off the tour

and I'll take their place.

ROCK MUSIC PLAYS

Oh, yeahhhhhh! #

Ahem...

I, erm, need to check the kit.

Let's get the Rock And Roller on the... ALL: Road! #

TYRES SCREECH

Mac, let's take the autotuner with us. It may come in handy.

Aye! Will do. Yeah, take that useless thing with you.

RIO: Can I bring my autograph book?

MOXY: Good idea. I'm sure Fay'll sign it.

It's not for Fay, it's for Ruby. She's so cool.

We've arrived.

Band, off the bus.

ROCK MUSIC PLAYS

Hi guys. ALL: Hi, Ruby. I can't believe Fay is here.

I'm so excited I could...

Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! #

Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! #

How am I going to meet her?

I'm the cool lead singer of a world-famous rock band.

I'll just ask her.

KNOCK ON DOOR

THUD! Oh!

HE GASPS

Or maybe Blu can think of another way for you to meet her.

WHIRRING

WHIFF CACKLES

Now I just need to find a way of delaying your little visit

and get you kicked off the tour.

Oh, yeahhhhhh! #

Blu is a genius.

This is the perfect way for us to get close to Fay

and find out how Ruby can meet her. All good, Moxy?

Andy, I'm dressed as a bin.

I love it. Let's go.

Darling! Mwah!

I'm doing a fashion shoot for a new clothing label.

Oh! Sebastian! Flower!

I know it's amazing, I'm the new face... Yeah.

That's it.

Yes, darling, I'll call you later.

SHE HOOTS WITH LAUGHTER

Did you hear that? Fay's here for a fashion shoot.

Oi, mate! Cans in the other bin. Sorry.

Thank you.

So, we set up our own fake shoot and we get Fay come into our studio.

But Fay won't hang around if you've no fashion for her to model.

Rio und Blu, fashion designers. Ja.

HEAVENLY MUSIC PLAYS

Pfft!

It's awful.

It's terrible. It's fashion. Ja.

And it's all we've got, so come on.

WHIRRING

Ha-ha, terrible outfit!

And they've still got to get past the bodyguard.

HE CHOKES

Psst. In here.

Mr Bodyguard-Man, sir.

Giant.

Have you ever considered a makeover?

I'll tell you what I think...

..that wearing peach or magenta would really bring out

the colour of my eyes.

Oh.

Ohh! You are so right.

So how about I take Fay to the studio,

and you get to know the real you.

Yeah, all right.

WHISPERS: Andy, your voice.

I've set the autotuner to make you sound more like the bodyguard.

ZAPPING

Sebastian? DEEP VOICE: Right here, this way, Miss Moss.

Oh, Fay Moss!

Rio und Blu, creators of Odd Sock fashion. So excited to meet you.

Ja. Blu is excited on the inside.

Yeah. Let's start.

I'm trying on a new hat at 3 o'clock sharp.

It's so you. Really?!

It... It smells of tuna!

And tuna is so hot right now. Sss-ss!

Ja.

I'm Moxy, photographer.

20 years in the business.

Let's go. Yes, Fay! Yes!

Give me more.

Yes!

Work that accordion. Yes!

And...relax.

OK, take five. If you need anything, just ask our assistant Ruby.

Right, Ruby?

Hi, Fay.

Yeah, I need someone to film me for my behind-the-scenes vlog.

Oh, and some mineral water, three degrees below room temperature,

seven twizzles of lemon. Hm?

Oh, darling! Oh, yes...

She spoke to me. I've met Fay Moss!

ANGRILY: Still waiting on that water!

WHIRRING

This is a disaster. Ruby's meeting Fay.

They're going to be back in no time. Right.

Hacking into studio lighting control. Ha!

SHE SLURPS

Hm. Argh!

This has six twizzles of lemon. I asked for seven. Yeuch!

Now, while I get ready for my gig,

let's see how well they do in the dark.

What's going on? Where's the light switch?

SCREAMING AND BANGING

Get...me...out...of...here!

Sorry, Miss Moss.

Huh?

Ah! Erm, is this a good moment to ask you for an autograph?

No, no, no, no!

This is outrageous. Don't you know who I am?

I'm Fay Moss!

SHE SCREAMS

She'll rant for hours. The band will never get back in time.

I think that might be Whiff job complete.

SHE WAILS

SHE RANTS

WAILING CONTINUES

Wait! You... You... Sorry, guys,

I'm sure she'll calm down in a minute.

WAILING CONTINUES

Wait, stop!

Are you filming all this? Yes. You asked me to.

Well, don't!

Sorry, I didn't mean to upset you. I'm a really big fan.

A fan? Yes.

Oh, well, why didn't you say so?

I kind of set this whole thing up just to meet you.

With help from my brother. Hi.

And his band. ALL: Hello. Where is Sebastian?

Erm, he got a taste for high fashion.

CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS

You know that footage of my little foot-stampy moment?

You will be deleting it, of course? Of course.

Oh-ho-ho! We don't want that to go viral, eh?

By way of thanks, you can be in my next unboxing vid. Really?

Anything for my favourite superfan.

Thanks. But...

..no, thanks. Huh?

ALL: Huh? Huh?

After seeing you get so angry and horrible,

I don't think I want to be your fan any more.

Sorry. Fine.

FINE!

Sebastian!

We're leaving.

She was my hero. Don't worry, Rubes, you'll find another hero.

In fact, if you look around, there are heroes everywhere.

You might love the stars that are shining in the sky

Oh, yeah

Or dream of fame and fortune but do you ever wonder why?

Uh? A million lights is cool

But what is fake or true? Who knows?

A superstar is someone who is always there for you, you, you!

Just keep turning the tune up Turn the tune up

Listen to the band while moving to the beat and don't stop

Don't you dare stop!

Remember you're an Odd Sock

Just keep turning the tune up Turn the tune up!

Listen to the band whilst moving to the beat and don't stop

Don't you dare stop!

Remember you're an Odd Sock

Come meet some friends of mine

These friends stand the test of time

They'll pick you up when you're down and their music makes you

Want to jump around and around

With true friends you can be yourself

You're unique like nobody else

An Odd Sock is someone who is always there for you, you, you

Just keep turning the tune up

Turn the tune up

Listen to the band rock

Boogie to the beat and don't stop Don't you dare stop!

Remember you're an Odd Sock Just keep turning the tune up

Turn the tune up!

Listen to the band rock

Boogie to the beat and don't stop

Don't you dare stop!

Remember you're an Odd Sock. #

You're right. I've found a new hero already.

Five of them. ALL: Aw!

I think that's Odd Job complete. ALL: Yeah!

Who's in the Odd Socks?

ALL: We are!

Hello?

Hello?

Yeah, is that tonight's gig?

Oh, yeah, I'm afraid the band ain't going to make it.

Whiff, we're back. What?

Hold the line, caller. EVERYONE TALKS AT ONCE

Wow! Returning band equipment to the TOED. Whoa!

ALL SIGH

I'll phone you back. Yeah.

ZAPPING SQUEAKY VOICE: Ow! Code Purple!

Change my voice back.

TYRES SCREECH

We're Andy and The Band

Playing all across the land

Andy and The Band are here for you, you, you

Yeah, yeah, yeah Andy and The Band

Always here to lend a hand

Helping out our fans is what we do! #

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