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THEY HUM

SHE LAUGHS MISCHIEVIOUSLY

SHE LAUGHS MISCHIEVIOUSLY

OK. OK. OK. Remember the cards. You remember the cards... Yeah.

Yeah? Is this your card?

Nope.

Is this your card?

No. OK. OK. Don't worry. It is part of the trick.

Well, what you going to' do about this!

I don't want to be a baby mamma!

You what?

It's positive - I'm pregnant!

Don't look at me, me mum makes me have a bath wi' door open.

DOOR CLOSES What am I going to' do?

Might be just the wind?

What might be wind? Huh?

What you doing with that?

It's Hayley's...

It's ours! I pregnant and he is the father.

Don't look at me.

You been at it again?

No! I told you to stay away from her and to use protection!

Why do you think it's mine?

Cos you got form there, though, bro, innit?

Chup! Chel! Out!

That mean you too.

I don't believe it.

How you do this to me again?

Huh? What you going to do now?

I don't know... I can help look after it.

You can't look after your bloody self...

That's why you're here in first place! I can get a job.

Me dad'll help me out. Huh! Like he help you out last time.

No. I am stuck with it again.

Is that all I am to you? Something you're just stuck with.

Judging me before I've even done owt.

You done enough already.

If it's my kid, I'll take responsibility.

If you done that in the first place, she wouldn't be pregnant!

SHE SCOFFS

LOUD CHATTER

Come on.

Me brother said you can have this...

And don't be proud cos charity begins in school, don't it?

And genetically speaking, you should be prepared for both options.

She told, you two?

We bought her the testing kit. Don't worry, there's no charge, bro...

Where's ho going? Oh, come on...

Mornin' to you as well!

Tahir!

It'll blow over. He's upset. That was some shock!

He was so angry with me. But he so stupid!

You can't blame yourself.

I'm meant to be student councillor. All me training go out window.

And Pakistani Mother come out, like the Incredible Hulk.

Try not to be angry.

Of course I bloody angry! How many time do I tell him?

This is new start for you.

We here for you. I give him this new chance

and this is how he treat me, going behind my back - with Hayley.

They only kid themselves - how can they look after a baby?

I know... Children need...

A mother - I know this, Rashid.

A baby needs a stability.

It needs a mother who understands life... Who...

Me... Me, I know about babies. I do everything for my children.

I do everything right.

I pray to Allah that I'm doing the right thing - all the time.

I just want...

Why she pregnant and not me...

Oh, Kaneez...

I've gotta ask - so don't be offended,

but do you know if it's even yours?

Why're you saying that? Why'd you think I'm asking?

It's mine. OK? My responsibility.

All right. Just askin'.

I just want to do the right thing. What can you do?

I can be around. Well, you're not going anywhere, are you?

16, no qualifications. Kids cost money. I can get a job.

Yeah, fake Burberry romper suits cost.

HE SNIFFLES

Hey, come on, I'm here as well...

All I could think about was my mum...

When Hayley told me...

..I saw her face so clearly...

That's the first time I've seen it since she died...

I felt it, Sam... It felt safe.

That's what I want for my kid.

Not this.

Not me the way I am now.

You know?

Course I do.

Go and speak to your dad.

He hates me.

He was just lost when your mum died, you both were...

So go find him.

You need him now.

I know this is a really great moment between us, but you have got to wipe that massive bogey

from your nose cos...

SHE GAGS Bogey-phobic.

SHE GAGS AGAIN Has it gone?

SHE GAGS

Engaged to be married though, Kay? Yeah, but...

You've got to admit, it's bizarre he didn't say owt.

Saleem, what are you doing? Beating the egg!

Can you beat the egg, then? Don't just sort of trace the spoon over the top of it.

I mean, he probably had his reasons. His grandad died.

Friends talk all right, they confide in each other.

Not necessarily...

I'm sure there a things we don't know about each other.

Name one?

Exactly.

Trust! Where would friendship be without trust?

LAUGHTER Keep it down.

If he knew all along, he was engaged to her and he still went with me.

Does she know that?

Why do I always get it so wrong with blokes?

What does that even make me? All right. He used me.

You used each other.

I wouldn't have slept with him if I'd have known he was going to get married.

What does he take me for?

Sometimes...

Sometimes it's hard to be honest...

No!

The least we deserve is an explanation.

Don't! Oi! Johnny...

So when were you going to say something? You said yourself we were better off as friends.

But you knew you was going to get married!

What kind of friend does that?

A friend with benefits?

And this Rose? Does she know how you act?

Rose doesn't concern either of yous.

She has a right to know what kind of man she's marrying.

Or are you just as dishonest with her as you have been with us?

You're the last person to be talking about honesty.

You're another one who likes to play games, aren't you, Kayla? Don't!

So it's OK for me to play hit and miss with the truth,

just so long as it doesn't involve your behaviour?

Don't, Johnny. Friendship.

Honesty.

Oh, they are so important to you, aren't they?

But not important enough to stop you kissing me. What?

Fizza, I... Is it true?

It's not what it seems. It...

It never is...

Dad!

Dad!

Dad! Dad!

Hey up, Tahir, what are you doing in Manchester?

I thought you'd all moved back to Pakistan?

Pakistan?

Is there something you're after?

New owners are moving in.

Cambodians.

No... No, I were just over seeing a mate...

..thought I'd come around and have a last look for old time's sake...

Oh, nice.

Well, all the best.

SOFT CRYING

I'm sorry...

I was bang out of order.

I didn't mean to hurt you. But you did anyway. Yeah, I was angry.

You lied to me about Rose.

I told you I was willing to give everything up for you.

You didn't mention that would be your fiancee.

Would it have mattered? Yes!

Do you love her?

At first... And we're getting married.

I played around. Do you love Rose?

Me life were mapped out!

So no-one cared what I did.

Do you love her? I don't know.

No!

It felt right for us.

Our families loved the idea.

So it was arranged? No, we don't do that.

Look, I met you...

..and it was different,

you're different.

And Rose?

I'd walk away from it all for you.

Easy for you to say. You think?

Do you know what that means to me?

To give up on all that, all that's expected from me -

family and friends!

Kayla, all you have to do is say the word.

Your whole life's a lie.

So is your life with Rose.

Yeah?

Well, you're lying to yourself if you think hiding behind

your friendship with Fizza's going to make your feelings for me go away.

Eh, I'm up for it, if you want a godmother for the baby?

Pranked! It was a joke! Yep.

She's not pregnant! LAUGHTER

You're off the hook, bro!

That's not funny. Chillax! It was only a joke! Yeah!

Take a chill pill, Phil!

LAUGHTER

How could you fall for it?!

LAUGHTER CONTINUES

Where you been all night?! I were worried sick,

I nearly call police! I went to Manchester.

Well, are you not gonna ask me what my dad said?

Of course you're not, cos he wasn't there,

but you knew that, didn't you? Go on. Say it!

Why don't we talk outside?

I can explain. No, you lied to me! No. No. Please.

Answer me! You can't, can you? All right, come on, that's enough,

Tahir. You can't, because you're a liar! That's enough! Mrs Paracha,

I'm not pregnant! What?! I just wanted to get back at him.

We kind of thought it'd be funny. What?

Let's go and talk about it. Come on. Make me!

Tahir... Look, leave him. Leave him, please. It's my fault.

Well, we need to have a chat, at some point. I understand.

Sir, it were just a joke. Bit of a laugh.

And what about the consequences, huh? Did you think about those?

Exactly. My office, now!

Fizza!

Look, you've got to talk to me. Get lost!

Fizza! You're supposed to be my mate!

I am. Look, just let me explain. You kissed him!

It just happened! Nothing just happens, Kayla! It did.

You didn't think to stop it? Nothing's worth coming between us,

not Johnny, not anything. You're my best friend.

Best friends don't do that to each other.

I gave him up for you. Oh, did you?

Or was it because he was stringing you along as well?

God, you're pathetic!

You can't find a bloke of your own, so you come sniffin' round mine!

Yeah, I didn't need to.

He did a very good job on his own.

He wasn't even your boyfriend.

We slept together.

Does that mean nothing to you? It meant nothing to him.

Some friend you turned out to be! What would you know

about our friendship? Have you ever really looked at it?

Do you even know me, I mean, really know who I am?

You don't! You only ever see me

when you need something. Otherwise, I don't exist.

I don't think, I don't feel, I'm just...

I'm just expected to be there for you. Mm-hm.

I mean, that's what all this is about.

Your problem isn't that he kissed someone else,

it's that he kissed me.

If you'd have paid me the slightest bit of attention,

you'd have known how I felt about Johnny. That kiss? That's all

I've ever wanted him to do to me from the first moment

I saw him. All I could ever think about, while you were making him

jump through hoops for you and chuckin' him aside because,

"Fizza'd had her fun". So, yeah,

he kissed me, even after sleeping with you.

He didn't want you, he wanted me...

..and I walked away,

because I thought our friendship was more important.

It seems I was wrong on both counts.

You should have seen him, he just stormed off!

He'll be OK. DOOR CLOSES

I don't even know if he's here. Yeah.

Tahir! Oh...

Stop, stop, please. How long did you know? I was just

waiting for a good time to tell you. What's a good time

to tell me my family's dumped me? No... Breakfast? Dinner?

What about my next birthday?! Just stop, I want to talk to you.

You said I was a part of your family, but you've done nothing

but lie to me ever since I walked through your door. You're not

my mother, and I never belonged here! No. No, wait!

Kaneez, let him go. Let him go.

Just give him some time. No. Give him some time.

Another man leaving you. I live in hope. Ma!

You don't miss a trick, do you? I beg your pardon?

You don't know me, and you don't bother to find out.

You just judge.

Judge. Judge. Judge. But you know, I don't care what you think,

because I can walk away.

Then why don't you? That's enough! I'm sorry.

Since you've been here,

you have gone out of your way to be rude and unpleasant to Kaneez,

when she's done nothing but try to make you feel welcome. Rashid,

it doesn't matter. No, it matters to me.

You, Mother,

are a bitter, twisted,

poisonous old woman.

How dare you?!

I dare because I love this woman!

I love...

every moment she allows me to be with her.

She's a good woman.

She's kind, selfless and loving.

Everything you were.

But if you can't see beyond your own bitterness,

then there is no place for you in our lives!

Go back to Pakistan.

Please.

You all right? A bit under the weather, that's all.

It's fine, leave it.

No, just let me get these ones... Enough!

I'm just trying to help.

Really,

with your attitude and choice of boyfriends,

your help is not the sort I need, thank you.

I just came here to talk.

I were wrong.

I'm so sorry.

Sorry for what Dad put you through.

But he was so sad, upset,

and I just...

..couldn't see your pain and what you was going through.

I'm just so sorry I didn't understand.

I just get it so wrong sometimes, Mum...

..and I always end up hurting the people I love most.

So, what now?

We pick up where you left off,

before all...

all this?

You play the dutiful daughter and me the doting mother?

I don't think either of us suit them roles. At least

we can agree on that.

I'm going to make tea.

I don't understand what's going on. Look, hey,

I'm not ready to leave yet.

Forget it, right? We'll carry on back at t'camp. Yeah. Right?

Hey, lads! Johnny's stag night

continues at my place! Go with your brothers, yeah? Go on.

I'll clean all this up.

Thank you. Cheers.

Of all the bars, in all the towns, in all the world,

I had to walk into yours.

Casablanca!

Humphrey Bo... You know what? Never mind.

Who's getting married? Me.

Married, at your age?

Becoming a dad at yours?

It's a joke. The pregnancy. The whole thing's a joke.

A prank, a giggle.

She's not really pregnant.

You sound disappointed she isn't...

Nah, it's OK.

What's with the bag, then, are you leaving town?

Hmm? Don't worry about me. You're getting married.

It's an happy occasion.

It isn't an happy occasion?

Is it that obvious? Pretty much, yeah.

Wanna talk about it? All right.

Ahem...

What if I told you

I don't love the girl I'm marrying?

Does she love you?

She says so. But now,

I don't know if it's love,

or if I'm going through the motions for our families.

Is there someone else?

There's been loads.

But now, there's one that's more special.

She's the one.

But not the one that you're getting married to?

No.

See, the one I do love...

says she don't love me,

but she actually does.

My opinion, don't give me the old flannel about...

tradition, or culture, or the worst excuse in the world, family!

They're the worst.

They demand the most, and they give you nothing in return.

I'd say, go for the one you love.

What if she says she don't love me any more?

She's lying.

Or I could just forget her,

marry Rose, have kids,

live happily ever after.

But could you?

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