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Hey.

Someone's stolen my high vis jacket from the staffroom.

Get another.

Another? Mine was Hugo Boss, bro...!

WHEELS SCREECH

My car had the wheels nicked off it last night.

We've been, like, majorly robbed!

What?

Robbed. Majorly. Ugh!

POLICE CHATTER ON RADIO

Basically Cash & Carry for them Gypsies.

Na, not their style, bro.

Definitely the Murgatroyds.

Hey, Sam, you lot been busy again?

Oh, shut up, Zain.

You can point the finger at us, but we don't dump on our own doorstep.

Unlike some I could mention.

If you've got something to say, then say it!

Queenie, she's not worth it.

Don't rise to it.

Are you OK?

How's, erm, life in the hostel?

If we find anything that works, we celebrate.

Now I have just been talking to the police

and they have assured me they will release the classrooms

as and when they have finished their forensic tests.

OK. This is all. Thank you very much.

You don't have to be Sherlock Holmes.

Just follow the sprigs of lucky heather across the field.

Thank you for your contribution, Miss Carp.

Well, she's got a point, though.

They turn up and we're robbed.

Look, I know what you're all thinking...

Ah, come on. It's pretty obvious, innit?

Let's just let the police do their jobs, shall we?

OK? Thank you very much.

As you were.

Ken?

Did the police say anything about getting shot of our visitors?

They can't move them. Apparently we are the landlords,

so therefore it is our responsibility.

Right. This won't look good at your interview

for Head Teacher, you know.

You've got to get a grip on the situation.

With that thought in mind, I thought, as a gesture of

bipartisan relations - me being a candidate

for the post of head as well -

that we should all get our heads together and come up

with a solution for our Romany guests.

Good idea, Miss Carp.

Sorry - you've applied for the job as well?

Well, if Donald Trump can scale the dizzy heights

of the international political arena...

Make Ackley Great Again.

Greater, Mr Weaver, greater

THEY CHUCKLE

He's not serious about her for head, is he?

You didn't think you were the only one, did you?

I may just be a teacher now,

but I can tell that Romany camp is not doing you any favours.

Lorraine - school records, where do we keep them?

Under lock and key.

I want everything on my desk.

Everything we've got, please. As soon as possible.

Eager beaver.

So? So, what?

Johnny? Told you. Just a snog.

I know that's what you said.

And that's what I meant!

It's just you were all over each other.

It were a celebration, all right?

You came out on top, we did it as a team - it were youthful exuberance.

Have you never just felt exuberant?

Never really get that kind of chance.

Well, you know what, sometimes you've got to make them.

Like, you never know when you...

Oh, my God, Kayla. You don't fancy him, do you?

As if.

Not my type, you know that.

All right, girls!

Been trying to get hold of you.

I'm actually, uh, watching my carbon foot print.

Did you know that hour of idle chitchat a day

equals like one tonne of CO2 emissions per year.

That's the equivalent of flying like London to New York, economy class.

Sorry about that.

She's practically Greta Thunberg these days.

Very aware of her...emissions.

You know, I'm always saying that she should go...

They've taken my computer, my dish washer -

I can't do my morning wash. Ha!

Rashid, are you listening to me?

My mother is coming from Pakistan.

When? Why you not tell me before? When's she coming?

Thursday. This Thursday! And you're just telling me now?

It's a bit quick...

Well, not for her.

There's more planning gone into this than D-Day.

Yeah, well, why she not tell you earlier?

Did we tell the Germans we were invading?

I don't care about Germans, we've got to get organised!

Make her feel like part of the family, you know,

welcome and break the iceberg.

Ice. I know, I am going to make a Mogul feast.

Push boat out.

I'll make my Tandoori Special!

You know, everyone says it better than Madhur Jaffrey. Mm-hm.

She is going to love me!

Boom! HE CHUCKLES

Gaynor, I swear I am trying to make this work.

We've been coming here for weeks.

We talk, you say, "I'm trying", we go home, nothing changes -

and then we're back here again

and it's the same thing over and over and over!

You know it's not that simple!

What's important is we are here, and we are talking.

No, Martin, the most important thing to me is

that our kids get their dad back, I get my husband back!

We've come this far!

You know it's just work.

I don't even know what it is any more.

I don't even feel like I know you any more.

Look, Gaynor, I know things have been all over the place -

I know that, I get it. I know what I've been like.

I just need you to give me one more chance.

Once more chance. That's all.

Once this head teacher business is sorted,

I promise you, things will settle down.

Or will it just bring a new set of problems with it?

HE SIGHS

Hey, Fizza, are we good?

Yeah. Why shouldn't we be?

Only I thought, you know, Friday night...?

Ah, yeah, look, about that.

Erm, I think you're a really nice guy and that...

You're about to brush me off.

Let's just be friends, eh? It's better that way.

I'm dead good at friends.

I was going to demonstrate my signature sticky toffee pudding.

But we've no utensils, the stock cupboard is bare

and the ovens have been stolen.

Sad when we've all worked

so hard to create a new culinary experience.

But these strangers, dead beats, morally corrupt toe rags,

have come into our safe space and stolen that from us.

You can't say that, miss.

Is that us you're talking about?

I beg your pardon?

You know, the strangers, the toe rags, the morally corrupt?

If the cap fits, bro.

That cap fits half the school.

Nobody's accusing anyone, Kayla.

You've just practically pointed the finger at us.

It's what everyone's thinking.

If I were you, I'd watch what I was saying, mate.

I'll have no threats in my classroom.

You started it, miss.

Johnny, don't...

THEY CLAMOUR

Hey, hey! Where are you off?

Go ask that Miss Carp.

I'm asking you.

She's just accused us of robbing the school in front of the whole class!

Is that OK with you, is it? Well, no, it's not.

If that's what she said, that is totally unacceptable in this school

and I will certainly be reprimanding her for her behaviour.

But you can't just walk off.

You're not listening.

She felt comfortable saying it.

In this school.

Your all-inclusive school.

She said that to me.

Look, I understand what you're saying

and I am sorry she has upset you, but people are angry.

You have to understand that a lot of hard work by teachers

and students has been deliberately destroyed.

So you think she had the right to accuse us?

I'm not saying that.

They why say, "YOU have to understand"?

I meant we... We, all of us, have to understand

what an emotive issue this is. OK?

I've heard it all before from every teacher I've had.

You can shove your school.

I'd rather be in care.

Johnny. Johnny!

DOG BARKS AND CHICKEN CLUCKS

Hello? Anybody there?

Hello! Can I help you with something?

Uh, yeah, I'm looking for Johnny Cooper?

You won't find him under there, will you?

No. No, it's just, um...

Just what? Wanted to search the place for yourself?

Look, here.

No, no, no.

Don't stop there - take a good, good look.

Oh, hang on.

Here you are.

Please, feel free to take a look inside!

That's not what I've come for.

Come on. Everybody out! Open your doors!

Go and check them all out.

What's going on?

Go on, tell him. Accuse him!

All right. There's been a spate of robberies over the weekend.

Last night, the school was broken into, but that is not why I am here.

As usual, he thinks it's us.

Of course he does.

We're Gypsies. It comes with the territory, Johnny.

I didn't say that, I just wanted you to come back to school, Johnny.

Oh! For what? What's he going to learn at your school? Huh?

Distrust? Us travelling people can learn that anywhere.

If you could just let me explain...

We are here because no man should be expected

to live in these circumstances!

COUGHING

We need to be back on our permanent site.

HE COUGHS

And you think we're concerned about robbing your school?!

Hey, Grandad!

Look, if he's not well, he should get to hospital!

Go away! He's having another heart attack.

Call an ambulance - quick!

Come on, you've already done enough!

I said go!

Here we are, Mother.

Budge up a bit.

Saleem. "Budge up a bit, please."

Yeah. How rude.

Where is Tahir? Huh?

Saleem? Razia?

How do I know? I never heard of him till you dragged him home!

We'll manage.

How about we start without him?

OK.

We could have done all of this at Rashid's apartment.

Yeah, but YOU hate cooking.

I could have got caterers.

Oh, no. I would have cooked.

You see? You can always find good help!

It's more welcoming to bring someone into your own home,

though, Ma-Ji. Hm?

By the way, you look lovely, Kaneez. Thanks.

Marvellous how this modern polyester hangs.

Let's eat, huh?

Bishmallah.

THEY CHUCKLE

I've got some stuff for your hostel.

What are we doing here?

Got tonnes of new gear in.

Kitchen stuff.

Help yourself!

Give us a hand getting one of these on here.

This is all from school.

So?

So I thought it wasn't our lot.

Everyone's blaming the Gypsies for this.

Nice one.

Not if you're a Gypsy, it's not.

It's a good cover, though.

Wha...? Ugh.

You OK? Do I look it?

Bit awkward. You think?!

I mean, I let the Gypsies take blame for something my family did.

Or I inform on them - AGAIN!

Whey-hey! Sam does the right thing and what happens?

I lose my mum, my girlfriend, my home!

And... What am I left with?

Just...go home.

BEEPING

KNOCK AT DOOR

Johnny? Shall I turn the light on?

No. No, don't.

What are you doing here?

I wondered how your grandad was.

I brought a trifle.

They don't know.

He's hanging in there.

He's strong.

Well, he was.

HE SOBS

PHONE RINGS

Sir?

Sam. What the hell are you doing here?

It weren't the Gypsies that robbed the school.

It were my grandad and the lads.

You sure?

Yeah.

It's all still in the lock-up, so...

Look, I don't want to fight.

HE SIGHS

I owe you an apology.

Because I allowed myself to think...

No, I blamed you.

I blamed you because I wanted it to be you.

Because you all just turned up.

Because you're a pain in the neck, quite frankly.

That's the most honest thing you've said since I met you.

It was the Murgatroyds.

I've phoned the police.

They've been arrested.

DOOR OPENS

Grandad...

Oh.

Well, come in, if you're coming in.

HE COUGHS

Ahem.

You all right?

It's a pre-existing condition.

So if it hadn't have been you, it would have been something else.

But they say I can't travel now.

Spent my life travelling.

I was born on the road.

Settling down?

Ha.

You know, there's part of me that'll go to my grave

still thinking, "That'll never happen."

Well, maybe you just need a bit of both.

Tell me, uh...

Gypsies pride themselves on making a good deal, right?

That depends on what's on the table.

Ha-ha. How about the site open again?

You managed to do that?

Well, you've just got to know

the right people to lean on, haven't you?

So, tell me, what's in this for you

apart from getting us out of your hair?

Your Johnny.

Yeah, he's a really clever kid.

I mean, he's got potential.

But he's stubborn, and he has no respect for authority.

So I get my Johnny to stay in your school.

Mm-hm.

He is a natural born leader, he's bright, he's intelligent.

Just think what he could do if he had an education.

It's all very well saying that budgeting has a negative impact

on how you teach but what you got...

Look, I'm sat here and I'm just telling you

all what you want to hear.

I'm talking about budgets and facts and figures

that anyone who wants this job has to know.

What do you mean, Mr Evershed?

I get that all that stuff comes with the territory.

So why don't we talk about something you don't want to?

Ha! I'm not with you, Martin.

You rarely are, Ken.

The Romany camp being a case in point.

Yeah, well, I hardly think that's an issue to be brought up

at your job interview.

Look, I don't know what possessed you to invite them into school.

Oh, no, actually, I do. It was funding bumps and pupil premiums.

But I'm glad you did invite them.

Because I got involved and that meant I remembered why it was

I got into teaching in the first place.

Now there's a really bright Romany kid -

Johnny, he's called, doesn't trust me as far as he can throw me.

But he knows that this school is his chance.

And that's why I am here, Ken.

I can show him.

Now I can be the head that you want me to be.

But I also have to be the head these kids NEED me to be.

Good morning, Johnny.

I, um...

I ain't got a pen.

Ah.

It's a good one, that.

I think you'll put it to good use.

You think so, Sir?

I hope so.

I'm not even going to ask how you managed that.

Getting Johnny back into school.

You shouldn't have to - you're the one person who'd know.

Yeah, that's true. PHONE VIBRATES

I also know what a toll this can take on your personal life - do you?

It's what we do, innit?

Don't do things by halves.

Well, now that was spoken like the new head teacher of Ackley Bridge.

Congratulations - you got the job.

Are you winding me up?

No, they asked me if I could tell you.

I thought about not telling you.

But then I thought, "No, have it. Do it."

I'm happy teaching. PHONE CHIMES

I'll leave you to it. You're busy.

ANSWERPHONE: You have one new message. First new message.

GAYNOR: I've tried calling.

I'm sorry, I'm not going to do this any more.

Bye.

Chicken broth is really very good to build up your grandad's strength.

I mean, he's looking quite peaky

and you've plenty of free-range chickens about.

He considers them his friends, Kayla.

Greater love hath no chicken,

than to lay down his life for his friends.

CHUCKLING: You're so weird!

If you think that's weird -

how about teaching me how to ride Bandit?

Bandit? Bandit's very particular.

I'd have to speak to her first.

Come on, I'm serious.

OK.

I... I have to ask you something.

And I'm not sure how to say it.

Oh, God. Serious moment.

What is it?

You and Fizza - best mates, yeah?

Yeah. You wouldn't do owt' that might ruin that?

What do you mean?

What could you say that would do that?

You might think it's betraying your friendship.

I don't want to come between yous.

It won't. We're bigger than that.

Just... Just say it.

What's she not seeing in me?

Pardon?

Fizza. OK, we got off on the wrong foot,

but Saturday we clicked - big time, yeah? I know it.

Now...

Now I just don't get it.

Don't get me wrong, yeah, I'm not desperate or owt'.

Why should you be?

You've got your pick of the girls.

Yeah, but I just like her.

Yeah. Yeah, of course you do - there's a lot to like.

If you think of anything, you know, that I'm doin' or am not doin'...

Yeah, sure! I'll put my thinking cap on.

So, Bandit - will you teach me?

Sounds like a good deal.

Oh, come on.

Johnny, can you keep this girl of yours in check!

You're not even married yet.

I could do with a little less puffing and fluffing on my pillows,

thank you. The sooner Johnny and me are married,

the sooner I'll be able to look after you all the time.

You hear that, Johnny? She'll be running the two of us soon.

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