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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:19,400 [ Both chuckle ] 2 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:20,567 No round 2? 3 00:00:20,567 --> 00:00:22,500 He's only gone the shops. 4 00:00:22,500 --> 00:00:24,033 You better be quick, then, hadn't you? 5 00:00:24,033 --> 00:00:25,167 [ Door opens ] 6 00:00:25,167 --> 00:00:27,200 KEVIN: What the -- Why is chain on? 7 00:00:29,100 --> 00:00:30,933 Come on, we better -- 8 00:00:35,933 --> 00:00:37,233 [ Door opens ] 9 00:00:37,233 --> 00:00:39,767 Dad, this ain't what it looks like. 10 00:00:39,767 --> 00:00:41,500 You're sleeping with my girlfriend! 11 00:00:42,233 --> 00:00:43,900 Well, she said you couldn't. 12 00:00:46,467 --> 00:00:47,867 KEVIN: Come here, you little -- 13 00:00:54,500 --> 00:00:56,300 Yeah, ride away! 14 00:00:56,300 --> 00:00:57,867 And don't come back. 15 00:00:57,867 --> 00:01:00,967 [ Up-tempo music plays ] 16 00:01:17,933 --> 00:01:20,633 [ Dance music plays, laughter ] 17 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:24,567 You said we were getting milk. 18 00:01:24,567 --> 00:01:27,200 Yeah, we'll get milk when we get back. 19 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:29,067 Anyway, you love dancing. 20 00:01:29,067 --> 00:01:30,700 You've got to dance for your thing. 21 00:01:30,700 --> 00:01:33,100 I hate dancing, and it's not this sort of dancing, 22 00:01:33,100 --> 00:01:35,300 and you don't remember what the thing is. 23 00:01:47,333 --> 00:01:48,433 Abort. 24 00:01:48,433 --> 00:01:50,167 Pupils. 25 00:01:50,833 --> 00:01:53,233 We have to leave? Brilliant. 26 00:01:53,233 --> 00:01:56,067 Sorry, guys, Miss Oakes doesn't want to end up on Snapchat. 27 00:01:56,067 --> 00:01:58,233 SIAN: See you guys. Bye. 28 00:01:58,233 --> 00:01:59,700 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 29 00:02:05,133 --> 00:02:06,600 You think she saw me? 30 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:07,900 Don't know. Miss Oakes! 31 00:02:09,067 --> 00:02:10,600 Did you see Naveed? 32 00:02:16,100 --> 00:02:18,133 [ Both laugh ] 33 00:02:24,533 --> 00:02:26,633 NAVEED: So why are you staying here? 34 00:02:27,300 --> 00:02:30,367 'Cause I reckon either your dad's kicked off 35 00:02:30,367 --> 00:02:32,833 or you've knocked someone up again. 36 00:02:32,833 --> 00:02:33,667 [ Laughs ] 37 00:02:33,667 --> 00:02:34,800 What I really want to know is, 38 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:36,333 have you got more children or STIs? 39 00:02:36,333 --> 00:02:38,767 Shut up. Bought them condoms, didn't I? 40 00:02:38,767 --> 00:02:41,633 NAVEED: Ah, yeah, the magic pack of unopened condoms 41 00:02:41,633 --> 00:02:44,233 that miraculously protect you from your bedside table. 42 00:02:44,233 --> 00:02:46,500 And I bought you those. [ Laughs ] 43 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:48,400 So, Kevin, then. 44 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:50,333 [ Sighs ] Yeah. 45 00:02:50,333 --> 00:02:52,233 NAVEED: Come on, spill the tea. 46 00:02:52,233 --> 00:02:54,067 I think I properly done it this time. 47 00:02:56,667 --> 00:02:58,200 Slept with Gemma. 48 00:02:58,200 --> 00:03:00,100 Don't even know why. 49 00:03:00,867 --> 00:03:02,200 It was just the once. 50 00:03:03,067 --> 00:03:05,133 I mean, I don't even fancy her. 51 00:03:05,133 --> 00:03:06,533 Have you seen the state of her? 52 00:03:06,533 --> 00:03:07,967 Are you off your head? 53 00:03:09,967 --> 00:03:11,333 What's wrong with you? 54 00:03:12,267 --> 00:03:14,900 Your dad nearly killed himself last year. 55 00:03:14,900 --> 00:03:16,567 I weren't saying it were right. 56 00:03:16,567 --> 00:03:19,867 No, 'cause you don't think, do you, ever, 57 00:03:19,867 --> 00:03:21,300 about anyone other than you. 58 00:03:21,300 --> 00:03:23,800 'Cause to you it's just sex, 59 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:25,967 but to someone with actual human feelings, it's -- 60 00:03:27,433 --> 00:03:29,733 I always knew you were a slut, Cory. 61 00:03:30,433 --> 00:03:32,733 Turns out you're not a very nice person. 62 00:03:32,733 --> 00:03:34,167 [ Knock on door ] 63 00:03:34,167 --> 00:03:35,300 [ Door opens ] 64 00:03:35,300 --> 00:03:37,200 Naveed, can you, uh... 65 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:39,200 Dad, I told you, 66 00:03:39,200 --> 00:03:41,633 knocking doesn't count if you don't wait for an answer! 67 00:03:41,633 --> 00:03:43,067 Oh, sorry. 68 00:03:43,767 --> 00:03:46,267 Are you in for dinner tomorrow night? 69 00:03:46,267 --> 00:03:48,900 Only your mother needs to know how much chapli kebab 70 00:03:48,900 --> 00:03:50,500 to take out the freezer. 71 00:03:50,500 --> 00:03:52,133 NAVEED: Yeah, I'm in for dinner. 72 00:03:52,667 --> 00:03:56,067 Can you please go now? Please? 73 00:03:59,133 --> 00:04:01,167 CORY: Nav, mate. 74 00:04:11,700 --> 00:04:13,067 GRANDPA MURGATROYD: It's late, alright? 75 00:04:13,067 --> 00:04:14,533 She'll go in the morning. 76 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:17,333 SAM: Who's going in the morning? 77 00:04:19,300 --> 00:04:20,333 REECE: Sit down, Sam. 78 00:04:20,333 --> 00:04:21,833 ADAM: Don't tell her to sit down. 79 00:04:24,867 --> 00:04:27,933 You're a snake and a grass, and you're gone. 80 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:30,567 Yeah, well, this ain't your house, Adam. 81 00:04:30,567 --> 00:04:32,067 You don't get to decide nowt. 82 00:04:32,067 --> 00:04:34,067 -Oh, you're lucky, mean it. -Adam. 83 00:04:35,733 --> 00:04:37,567 Sorry, Sam. 84 00:04:38,300 --> 00:04:40,067 Decision's made. 85 00:04:40,067 --> 00:04:42,067 SAM: Well, screw the both of you! 86 00:04:43,933 --> 00:04:45,867 Grandpa? 87 00:04:49,100 --> 00:04:49,900 [ Spits ] 88 00:04:51,867 --> 00:04:53,433 Animals. 89 00:04:56,400 --> 00:04:57,533 Sam! 90 00:05:09,067 --> 00:05:10,633 MUJAHID: Naveed. 91 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:13,367 Can we, uh... 92 00:05:22,367 --> 00:05:23,700 I'll wait. 93 00:05:24,867 --> 00:05:26,733 [ Slurps ] 94 00:05:28,067 --> 00:05:29,400 I'll go. 95 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:44,833 Do you want to know the parent's curse, Naveed? 96 00:05:44,833 --> 00:05:46,600 Not if I'm going to miss assembly. 97 00:05:47,133 --> 00:05:50,300 All we ever want for you is... 98 00:05:50,300 --> 00:05:52,067 absolutely everything. 99 00:05:53,467 --> 00:05:56,067 But, failing that... 100 00:05:56,067 --> 00:05:58,367 we'll settle for you being happy. 101 00:05:59,300 --> 00:06:01,300 And your mother and I, well, 102 00:06:01,300 --> 00:06:02,967 we don't think that boyfriend of yours 103 00:06:02,967 --> 00:06:04,500 is making you feel like that. 104 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:07,600 Dad. 105 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:09,467 Cory's not my boyfriend. 106 00:06:09,467 --> 00:06:10,867 [ Door opens ] 107 00:06:12,833 --> 00:06:14,267 Thank God. 108 00:06:14,267 --> 00:06:15,533 Mum! 109 00:06:15,533 --> 00:06:18,500 She came up with a whole ruse about chapli kebab 110 00:06:18,500 --> 00:06:20,567 -to check on you. -Not okay, Mum. 111 00:06:20,567 --> 00:06:22,333 It's one thing to lie about your sexuality. 112 00:06:22,333 --> 00:06:24,300 It's quite another to lie about dinner. 113 00:06:24,300 --> 00:06:25,400 If he's not your boyfriend, 114 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:26,867 then why is he making you this miserable? 115 00:06:28,733 --> 00:06:30,533 You wouldn't understand. 116 00:06:31,400 --> 00:06:32,133 [ Door closes ] 117 00:06:32,133 --> 00:06:35,200 [ Indistinct shouting ] 118 00:06:35,200 --> 00:06:36,633 SADIQ: Come on, let's work harder. 119 00:06:36,633 --> 00:06:38,367 -Come on! -[ Whistle blows ] 120 00:06:38,367 --> 00:06:40,067 Put some effort in. 121 00:06:40,067 --> 00:06:41,533 Good stuff. Come on. 122 00:06:41,533 --> 00:06:43,233 MANDY: Come on, girls! 123 00:06:43,233 --> 00:06:44,767 How's it going? 124 00:06:44,767 --> 00:06:46,800 Well, they're trying. 125 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:48,833 -No necks broken. -[ Whistle blows ] 126 00:06:48,833 --> 00:06:50,967 They're doing their best. 127 00:06:50,967 --> 00:06:52,167 You're not a fan of rugby, Ken? 128 00:06:52,167 --> 00:06:54,100 Rugby, yes. This... 129 00:06:55,067 --> 00:06:56,133 [ Whistle blows ] 130 00:06:56,133 --> 00:06:57,800 Oh, come on. That's more like it. 131 00:06:57,800 --> 00:06:58,933 Come on. 132 00:07:02,200 --> 00:07:04,800 KEN: Don't know why you insist on persevering with this lot 133 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:08,167 when they're all so clearly -- brilliant -- hopeless. 134 00:07:08,167 --> 00:07:09,933 You got limited resources, Mand. 135 00:07:09,933 --> 00:07:11,433 Mandy. 136 00:07:11,433 --> 00:07:13,233 It would be good if there was at least one area of the school 137 00:07:13,233 --> 00:07:14,933 that wasn't a total laughingstock. 138 00:07:14,933 --> 00:07:16,067 [ Whistle blows ] 139 00:07:16,067 --> 00:07:17,367 How many academies in your trust 140 00:07:17,367 --> 00:07:18,933 are sending a student to Oxford, Ken? 141 00:07:18,933 --> 00:07:23,567 Oh, yes, Nasreen Paracha, your golden goose. 142 00:07:23,567 --> 00:07:25,867 How many weeks has she missed again? 143 00:07:25,867 --> 00:07:28,200 I think she might be a little undercooked, that one. 144 00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:31,633 You, on the other hand, you look about ready to pop. 145 00:07:31,633 --> 00:07:33,133 -[ Cellphone rings ] -Oh. 146 00:07:34,567 --> 00:07:35,900 Talk to me. 147 00:07:40,900 --> 00:07:45,233 So, welcome to the Nasreen Dream Team. 148 00:07:45,767 --> 00:07:46,900 Am I in trouble? 149 00:07:46,900 --> 00:07:49,133 [ Scoffs ] No, not even a little bit. No. 150 00:07:49,133 --> 00:07:50,933 I've just been chatting to your teachers 151 00:07:50,933 --> 00:07:52,833 about how you've been getting on. 152 00:07:52,833 --> 00:07:56,200 And the feedback that I've been getting is that 153 00:07:56,200 --> 00:07:58,467 it's -- it's been a bit tricky. 154 00:07:59,900 --> 00:08:01,067 I'm trying. 155 00:08:01,067 --> 00:08:02,700 MANDY: Exactly. You are. 156 00:08:02,700 --> 00:08:05,667 You are also Ackley's only pupil to ever apply to Oxbridge, 157 00:08:05,667 --> 00:08:07,900 let alone be offered a place. 158 00:08:07,900 --> 00:08:11,567 And we are counting on you to put this school on the map, 159 00:08:11,567 --> 00:08:13,700 which is why we're gonna be giving you extra tuition. 160 00:08:13,700 --> 00:08:15,667 After school, every night. 161 00:08:15,667 --> 00:08:17,367 -For as long as you need. -Yes. 162 00:08:17,367 --> 00:08:18,733 And Mr. Hyatt here, he's gonna drive you 163 00:08:18,733 --> 00:08:20,367 to the Northern Medical Conference 164 00:08:20,367 --> 00:08:21,667 next weekend in Leeds. 165 00:08:21,667 --> 00:08:23,333 Road trip! Yeah! 166 00:08:23,333 --> 00:08:24,533 They're doing a brilliant lecture 167 00:08:24,533 --> 00:08:26,333 on advanced microbiology. 168 00:08:26,333 --> 00:08:27,133 What? 169 00:08:28,133 --> 00:08:30,233 It's gonna be hard. It is. 170 00:08:30,233 --> 00:08:31,667 It's gonna take everything you've got 171 00:08:31,667 --> 00:08:33,967 between now and the end of the year. 172 00:08:33,967 --> 00:08:36,500 But we really think you can do this. 173 00:08:37,067 --> 00:08:38,067 No, I'm sorry. 174 00:08:38,067 --> 00:08:39,267 Nasreen? 175 00:08:39,267 --> 00:08:41,567 -I'm sorry! -No, Nasreen, don't. Don't go. 176 00:08:41,567 --> 00:08:42,967 [ Door closes ] 177 00:08:44,133 --> 00:08:46,167 [ Indistinct conversations ] 178 00:08:51,267 --> 00:08:52,700 CORY: Can I sit? 179 00:08:59,300 --> 00:09:01,467 I'm sorry, mate. 180 00:09:01,467 --> 00:09:03,233 I don't want to argue. 181 00:09:03,233 --> 00:09:05,067 I don't want to argue, either. 182 00:09:06,067 --> 00:09:07,767 It's like you're me best mate. 183 00:09:10,533 --> 00:09:11,867 It's just, like -- 184 00:09:13,600 --> 00:09:15,767 'Cause Dad's always angry or whatever. 185 00:09:17,267 --> 00:09:18,400 I don't know. 186 00:09:21,067 --> 00:09:23,633 But with you, it's like -- it's different. 187 00:09:25,933 --> 00:09:27,767 You helped me be me. 188 00:09:29,667 --> 00:09:31,800 And I'll never not be grateful for that. 189 00:09:34,667 --> 00:09:37,367 I said it in my very first gig. 190 00:09:38,633 --> 00:09:40,200 I said it'll always be you. 191 00:09:41,967 --> 00:09:43,767 That's the problem. 192 00:09:43,767 --> 00:09:45,200 Because it will. 193 00:09:46,133 --> 00:09:47,733 This isn't good. 194 00:09:50,967 --> 00:09:52,300 Okay, well, um... 195 00:09:53,667 --> 00:09:55,767 What do you want, me to, like -- like, be different? 196 00:09:56,300 --> 00:09:58,867 Just tell me, say it. Whatever it is, I'll do it. 197 00:10:02,267 --> 00:10:04,533 I just need you to let me go. 198 00:10:07,700 --> 00:10:09,333 We're over. 199 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:12,567 You're bad for me. 200 00:10:13,167 --> 00:10:14,333 [ Tray clatters ] 201 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:18,267 -What you doing? -Back off! 202 00:10:18,967 --> 00:10:20,533 -RIZ: What's that all about? -GIRL: Fight. Fight. Fight. 203 00:10:20,533 --> 00:10:22,400 -RIZ: Come on, mate. -Back off! 204 00:10:24,033 --> 00:10:26,500 Anyone fighting on three will be in detention. 205 00:10:26,500 --> 00:10:28,467 And I am counting from two. 206 00:10:30,267 --> 00:10:31,200 Nav? 207 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:33,900 SIAN: Cory. 208 00:10:35,500 --> 00:10:36,833 Cory. 209 00:10:41,833 --> 00:10:43,367 Naveed. 210 00:10:45,267 --> 00:10:47,033 You want to talk about it? 211 00:10:47,033 --> 00:10:48,233 No. 212 00:10:50,633 --> 00:10:52,233 I'm gonna have to call your dad. 213 00:10:53,867 --> 00:10:56,700 Oh, man. Don't, miss. 214 00:10:57,267 --> 00:10:59,233 You see, I -- 215 00:10:59,233 --> 00:11:01,900 I messed up. He's -- He's a bit annoyed. 216 00:11:01,900 --> 00:11:03,900 Well, I'm -- I'm sure there's nothing you've done... 217 00:11:03,900 --> 00:11:06,067 I slept with his girlfriend. 218 00:11:08,700 --> 00:11:10,067 Oh. 219 00:11:14,067 --> 00:11:16,133 Am I bad person, miss? 220 00:11:16,667 --> 00:11:20,133 I'm not sure I believe in bad people, Cory. 221 00:11:21,367 --> 00:11:24,500 I think we can make bad choices. 222 00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:27,867 We can do bad things. But we can always be better. 223 00:11:30,133 --> 00:11:32,067 She must be really special. 224 00:11:33,933 --> 00:11:35,133 She ain't. 225 00:11:38,267 --> 00:11:40,600 I just like it. I like how it feels. 226 00:11:42,300 --> 00:11:43,300 Uh... 227 00:11:44,900 --> 00:11:47,967 Well, sex, um, can be... 228 00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:51,533 -...very pleasurable, yes. -[ Laughs ] 229 00:11:52,433 --> 00:11:53,800 I don't mean that. 230 00:11:56,067 --> 00:11:58,633 I mean it feels, um... 231 00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:04,267 I feel like, uh -- 232 00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:07,767 Apologize to your dad, Cory, hmm? 233 00:12:08,467 --> 00:12:10,533 Be the better man. Start today. 234 00:12:10,933 --> 00:12:12,600 CORY: You've gone red, miss. 235 00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:14,933 No, I haven't. 236 00:12:14,933 --> 00:12:17,333 Yeah, like proper ketchup. 237 00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:21,767 [ Indistinct conversations ] 238 00:12:25,333 --> 00:12:28,300 Sam, um, I got you some things. 239 00:12:28,300 --> 00:12:31,167 Just underwear, toothbrush, toothpaste. 240 00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:32,867 Monster Munch. 241 00:12:33,767 --> 00:12:34,900 Thanks. 242 00:12:34,900 --> 00:12:36,133 So where you stayin', then? 243 00:12:36,133 --> 00:12:38,500 Oh, you know. 244 00:12:40,833 --> 00:12:43,267 Come on, man, chin up. 245 00:12:45,900 --> 00:12:47,567 I don't know what's happened. 246 00:12:47,567 --> 00:12:49,300 Look, just forget about him. 247 00:13:15,900 --> 00:13:17,733 Just come say, um... 248 00:13:18,833 --> 00:13:20,467 I come say sorry. 249 00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:25,500 I can be better. 250 00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:28,367 And I want to. I want to change. I want to be better. 251 00:13:31,467 --> 00:13:33,167 You're me dad. 252 00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:37,433 GEMMA: Kev, you comin'? 253 00:13:38,767 --> 00:13:40,067 Yeah. 254 00:13:41,467 --> 00:13:43,267 You let her in and not me? 255 00:13:43,267 --> 00:13:46,700 When you love someone, you forgive 'em. 256 00:13:47,733 --> 00:13:48,533 Dad? 257 00:13:48,533 --> 00:13:50,067 [ Lock clicks ] 258 00:14:15,167 --> 00:14:16,467 -[ Footsteps approach ] -[ Sighs ] 259 00:14:16,467 --> 00:14:18,433 -Oh, my -- -Hi. 260 00:14:18,433 --> 00:14:19,767 NASREEN: Miss, if I'd have known that you were -- 261 00:14:19,767 --> 00:14:21,600 -Thanks, Mum. -I'm sorry. 262 00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:22,900 I mean, I would have obviously knocked, 263 00:14:22,900 --> 00:14:25,067 but you've got no...door. 264 00:14:30,333 --> 00:14:31,667 Oh, wow. 265 00:14:32,767 --> 00:14:34,800 You weren't kidding when you said you were trying. 266 00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:38,867 No, um, but it doesn't matter because none of it is going in. 267 00:14:38,867 --> 00:14:41,067 My offer's three A-stars, miss. 268 00:14:41,067 --> 00:14:42,200 I don't think I'm gonna get in. 269 00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:45,767 Nasreen, you are a star. 270 00:14:47,133 --> 00:14:48,233 And you're gonna shine bright 271 00:14:48,233 --> 00:14:49,833 no matter where you go or what you do. 272 00:14:49,833 --> 00:14:50,967 [ Clapping ] 273 00:14:52,333 --> 00:14:53,933 -Mum! -KANEEZ: I'm sorry. 274 00:14:53,933 --> 00:14:55,467 I got carried away. 275 00:14:55,467 --> 00:14:58,167 Well, this is a private conversation. 276 00:14:58,167 --> 00:15:01,867 Not when you my daughter and not when it this important, huh? 277 00:15:01,867 --> 00:15:04,533 Don't you think I seen how bloody miserable you are? 278 00:15:05,067 --> 00:15:08,133 You look like you trying to solve bloody "Crimewatch." 279 00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:11,267 It's Oxford. 280 00:15:11,267 --> 00:15:14,333 Oxford is not the be-all and end-all, Nasreen. 281 00:15:14,333 --> 00:15:17,133 If you get in, then that's brilliant. 282 00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:19,567 And if you don't and you go to another university, 283 00:15:19,567 --> 00:15:23,067 then it will be different, but it'll also be brilliant. 284 00:15:23,067 --> 00:15:26,067 Well, what about putting school on the map? 285 00:15:26,700 --> 00:15:29,167 Well, the school is there to serve you, 286 00:15:29,167 --> 00:15:30,933 not the other way 'round. 287 00:15:32,367 --> 00:15:35,733 There's more important things in life than Ackley Bridge College. 288 00:15:40,067 --> 00:15:42,100 [ Door closes, indistinct talking ] 289 00:15:51,067 --> 00:15:52,767 Here we are. Better late than never. 290 00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:54,833 [ Chuckles ] 291 00:15:55,367 --> 00:15:57,400 Right, um... 292 00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:59,100 I'm leaving on Friday. 293 00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:01,400 [ Coughs ] 294 00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:02,633 Sorry. 295 00:16:02,633 --> 00:16:04,400 It's been a long time coming. 296 00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:06,633 You're not half kidding. You're due in two weeks. 297 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:09,167 So, you ready to take the wheel? 298 00:16:09,167 --> 00:16:10,967 As I'll ever be. 299 00:16:10,967 --> 00:16:14,100 Better have some industrial-strength seat belts. 300 00:16:14,100 --> 00:16:15,833 Cheers, Martin. 301 00:16:15,833 --> 00:16:19,367 Well, I think the school will benefit from some fresh ideas. 302 00:16:19,367 --> 00:16:21,833 You're not getting your own office, Sue. 303 00:16:21,833 --> 00:16:24,733 -[ Indistinct conversations ] -MANDY: You'll be fine. 304 00:16:24,733 --> 00:16:28,600 Martin and Sue, God, they're more annoying than the kids. 305 00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:30,500 At least I can put them in detention. 306 00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:32,800 I've heard of worse management strategies. 307 00:16:34,133 --> 00:16:37,067 SIAN: Hey, do you want to hear the goss? 308 00:16:37,067 --> 00:16:38,667 Always. 309 00:16:38,667 --> 00:16:42,300 Cory Wilson has slept with his dad's girlfriend. 310 00:16:42,300 --> 00:16:44,067 No. 311 00:16:44,067 --> 00:16:45,567 Little sod. 312 00:16:46,267 --> 00:16:48,167 That is unbelievable. 313 00:16:50,167 --> 00:16:52,967 Needs to learn to keep it in his pants, that one. 314 00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:58,633 Keep an eye out for him, will you? 315 00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:01,100 He's a good kid, really. 316 00:17:02,167 --> 00:17:05,600 Miss Carter, you need to come to the staff room right now. 317 00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:06,700 Oh. 318 00:17:11,533 --> 00:17:14,133 ALL: Surprise! 319 00:17:14,133 --> 00:17:15,967 [ All shouting ] 320 00:17:25,100 --> 00:17:27,233 MARTIN: Perfect timing, mate. 321 00:17:28,100 --> 00:17:30,067 Nice one. Keep the change. 322 00:17:30,067 --> 00:17:31,233 Thank you. 323 00:17:32,467 --> 00:17:34,233 -Sir. -Oh. 324 00:17:34,233 --> 00:17:36,433 Can -- Can I have some? 325 00:17:36,433 --> 00:17:38,700 Cory, what do you think you're doing? 326 00:17:38,700 --> 00:17:40,300 Been kicked out, sir. 327 00:17:40,300 --> 00:17:42,100 I needed somewhere to sleep. 328 00:17:42,633 --> 00:17:44,100 Well, y-you can't stay here. 329 00:17:44,100 --> 00:17:46,700 Why not? Stayed here last night. 330 00:17:46,700 --> 00:17:48,567 It's a better shower, anyway. 331 00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:50,767 [ Sighs ] 332 00:17:50,767 --> 00:17:53,333 Right, come on. Oh, geez. 333 00:17:54,267 --> 00:17:56,167 What are you doing here, Sam? 334 00:17:56,167 --> 00:17:58,767 It's like "Children of the Corn." 335 00:17:59,900 --> 00:18:02,733 Miss Oakes, that number's no longer 24 hour. 336 00:18:02,733 --> 00:18:04,733 -What, Craigsloft? -Yeah. 337 00:18:04,733 --> 00:18:06,800 Blessing in disguise. Addict central. 338 00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:08,567 The other hostel's not even in Ackley. 339 00:18:08,567 --> 00:18:09,833 MARTIN: Hang on a sec. 340 00:18:10,367 --> 00:18:12,567 Right, they've only got one room, 341 00:18:12,567 --> 00:18:14,900 so short of rock, paper, scissors... 342 00:18:14,900 --> 00:18:16,067 Sam. 343 00:18:16,067 --> 00:18:17,500 MARTIN: Figured you'd say that. 344 00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:18,933 We'll take the room, please. 345 00:18:18,933 --> 00:18:21,400 Female student. Yep, she's 16. 346 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:23,900 Okay, see you soon. Thank you. Bye. 347 00:18:24,967 --> 00:18:26,067 I'll go. 348 00:18:27,067 --> 00:18:29,067 Cracking party, Mandy. 349 00:18:29,067 --> 00:18:30,467 One of the best. 350 00:18:30,467 --> 00:18:31,600 See you tomorrow. 351 00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:32,967 [ Door opens ] 352 00:18:32,967 --> 00:18:36,867 [ Sighs ] Right, so what are we gonna do with Cory? 353 00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:39,133 It's my fault. 354 00:18:39,133 --> 00:18:41,333 I sent him home to apologize. 355 00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:44,700 I should've arranged a meeting with his dad. 356 00:18:44,700 --> 00:18:46,200 You did what you thought was right. 357 00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:47,967 That's all any of us can do. 358 00:18:48,833 --> 00:18:52,067 The key to this job is not to care too much. 359 00:18:52,067 --> 00:18:54,300 And also to care too much. 360 00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:58,300 Right. I'm breaking the emergency glass. 361 00:18:58,300 --> 00:19:00,167 He can sleep at mine. 362 00:19:00,733 --> 00:19:03,133 Lord knows I've got a cot that needs assembling. 363 00:19:04,667 --> 00:19:06,400 SIAN: Thank you. 364 00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:09,333 We can call his dad in the morning, and then we'll -- 365 00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:12,967 Ah. [ Exhales deeply ] 366 00:19:12,967 --> 00:19:13,967 What? 367 00:19:13,967 --> 00:19:15,533 I'm having a baby. 368 00:19:15,533 --> 00:19:17,667 Oh, bloody hell. 369 00:19:17,667 --> 00:19:19,733 I haven't got my baby bag. 370 00:19:19,733 --> 00:19:21,267 -[ Grunts ] -Lean on me, Miss Carter. 371 00:19:21,267 --> 00:19:24,100 It's a baby, Kaneez. It's not a broken leg. 372 00:19:24,100 --> 00:19:26,500 -Slowly. Oh. -Oh. 373 00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:27,633 -Okay? -Yeah. 374 00:19:27,633 --> 00:19:30,067 Slowly. Yeah. Okay. Great. 375 00:19:30,067 --> 00:19:31,100 LORRAINE: Yeah, you're not driving. 376 00:19:31,100 --> 00:19:32,600 KANEEZ: No, I'm a great driver. 377 00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:34,267 LORRAINE: You ran over Mr. Hyatt! 378 00:19:34,267 --> 00:19:36,067 KANEEZ: No, that were his fault. 379 00:19:36,067 --> 00:19:37,067 LORRAINE: I am driving. 380 00:19:38,300 --> 00:19:39,900 Lorraine gonna drive. 381 00:19:42,467 --> 00:19:44,800 It's alright. It's alright. 382 00:19:49,467 --> 00:19:51,667 [ Sniffs ] 383 00:19:53,633 --> 00:19:56,367 Okay, so I think it's a Balti. 384 00:19:57,867 --> 00:20:00,133 But wait. Yeah, no. 385 00:20:00,133 --> 00:20:01,400 There's no coriander. 386 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:03,933 He's right and all! Five out of five. 387 00:20:03,933 --> 00:20:05,467 Hey, well done. 388 00:20:05,467 --> 00:20:07,867 He's like a bloody truffle pig, this one. 389 00:20:07,867 --> 00:20:10,600 Can tell a curry by smell alone. It's like a superpower. 390 00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:12,567 Yeah, gonna join the Bollywood Avengers. 391 00:20:12,567 --> 00:20:14,033 [ Laughter ] 392 00:20:14,033 --> 00:20:16,333 SIAN: Right, Miss Carter has gotten off safely. 393 00:20:16,333 --> 00:20:18,400 So you're coming home with me tonight, Cory. 394 00:20:19,167 --> 00:20:20,267 Alright. 395 00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:23,067 Thanks, Sue. 396 00:20:23,067 --> 00:20:24,833 SUE: Night. 397 00:20:24,833 --> 00:20:26,400 HASSAN: Give us a whiff. 398 00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:28,667 [ Sniffing ] 399 00:20:30,167 --> 00:20:31,367 Just smells of curry. 400 00:20:31,367 --> 00:20:32,900 Ohh. 401 00:20:42,767 --> 00:20:43,867 Come on. 402 00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:55,933 TIM: So, you must be Cory. 403 00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:58,267 Sian, a word? 404 00:20:58,267 --> 00:21:00,067 If there's a problem, I can just -- 405 00:21:00,067 --> 00:21:04,267 No problem, Cory. Just give me a second. 406 00:21:04,267 --> 00:21:05,900 TIM: Don't touch anything. 407 00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:09,267 SIAN: Why did you just say that? 408 00:21:09,267 --> 00:21:11,700 TIM: You can't go just bringing anyone in. 409 00:21:11,700 --> 00:21:13,100 SIAN: He's not anyone. 410 00:21:13,100 --> 00:21:15,133 He's a student and he's in trouble. 411 00:21:15,133 --> 00:21:17,967 TIM: Yeah, but I don't know anything about him. 412 00:21:17,967 --> 00:21:19,533 Look, this is my house, Sian. 413 00:21:19,533 --> 00:21:21,767 SIAN: Our house, thank you. 414 00:21:21,767 --> 00:21:23,600 And he's not -- 415 00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:25,133 I'm not doing this now. 416 00:21:25,133 --> 00:21:26,767 [ Door opens ] 417 00:21:26,767 --> 00:21:28,967 [ Clattering ] 418 00:21:28,967 --> 00:21:30,700 What did I just say? 419 00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:34,467 It's fine. It's fine. 420 00:21:34,467 --> 00:21:35,833 [ Laughs ] 421 00:21:35,833 --> 00:21:36,967 TIM: Great. 422 00:21:44,667 --> 00:21:47,233 Right, well, this is -- this is you. 423 00:21:48,067 --> 00:21:51,500 Uh, not exactly the Ritz, is it? 424 00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:53,933 But there's a -- there's a sink. 425 00:21:53,933 --> 00:21:55,933 Got a sink there. 426 00:21:55,933 --> 00:21:58,867 The bathroom is -- is just down the hall. 427 00:21:58,867 --> 00:22:01,967 School's a bit of a trek, but it's just one bus, so... 428 00:22:01,967 --> 00:22:03,233 I'm not goin'. 429 00:22:03,733 --> 00:22:05,533 [ Sighs ] 430 00:22:05,533 --> 00:22:07,800 You have to come to school, Sam. 431 00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:10,933 Been in this skanky uniform for three days, sir. 432 00:22:10,933 --> 00:22:12,500 I'll have to get you something, won't I? 433 00:22:12,500 --> 00:22:13,967 But you have to come. 434 00:22:15,067 --> 00:22:18,100 Are they gonna wake me when they come in? 435 00:22:18,100 --> 00:22:21,433 This is your room, Sam. You're not sharing it. 436 00:22:21,433 --> 00:22:22,833 What, all of it? 437 00:22:22,833 --> 00:22:23,967 Yeah. 438 00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:27,667 And I'll see you tomorrow morning. 439 00:22:30,733 --> 00:22:32,867 Try and get a good night's sleep. 440 00:22:32,867 --> 00:22:34,233 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 441 00:22:35,133 --> 00:22:36,433 [ Door opens ] 442 00:22:39,633 --> 00:22:41,067 [ Door closes ] 443 00:22:52,733 --> 00:22:54,467 [ Clattering ] 444 00:22:54,467 --> 00:22:55,967 TIM: For God's sake. 445 00:23:02,067 --> 00:23:04,367 Hm, what? 446 00:23:05,700 --> 00:23:07,100 [ Clattering ] 447 00:23:10,133 --> 00:23:11,633 Sort him out. 448 00:23:17,733 --> 00:23:21,700 Oh, you're just getting a drink. 449 00:23:22,233 --> 00:23:23,600 I woke you. 450 00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:25,100 Oh, it's fine. 451 00:23:28,067 --> 00:23:29,833 Used a posh glass. 452 00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:32,467 That's a vase. 453 00:23:32,467 --> 00:23:34,367 [ Both chuckle ] 454 00:23:36,567 --> 00:23:38,600 Did taste a bit weird. 455 00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:40,300 [ Liquid pouring ] 456 00:23:40,300 --> 00:23:41,267 Here. 457 00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:45,233 I'm not surprised you're thirsty after inhaling all that curry. 458 00:23:46,533 --> 00:23:48,267 Have you ever tried making it? 459 00:23:49,433 --> 00:23:51,267 You might surprise yourself. 460 00:23:52,167 --> 00:23:53,467 You should ask to have a go. 461 00:23:53,467 --> 00:23:55,500 Don't know if you noticed, miss. 462 00:23:55,500 --> 00:23:57,067 Face don't fit. 463 00:23:57,067 --> 00:23:59,067 Grab some ingredients. 464 00:23:59,067 --> 00:24:00,833 Zain's dad'll try it. 465 00:24:00,833 --> 00:24:04,067 Next thing you know, you'll be on "MasterChef." 466 00:24:04,067 --> 00:24:05,600 [ Laughs ] 467 00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:07,667 You've seen too many movies, miss. 468 00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:11,233 There's only one thing I'm good at. 469 00:24:11,767 --> 00:24:14,200 Not exactly a career choice, is it, Cory? 470 00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:15,700 Oh, I don't know. 471 00:24:16,767 --> 00:24:18,300 Had some pretty good reviews. 472 00:24:18,300 --> 00:24:20,067 [ Chuckles ] 473 00:24:20,067 --> 00:24:22,800 I mean, not the sort you put on TripAdvisor, like, but... 474 00:24:25,667 --> 00:24:29,300 And out of these lucky girls -- 475 00:24:29,300 --> 00:24:30,333 Women. 476 00:24:30,967 --> 00:24:32,500 I'm 18. 477 00:24:32,500 --> 00:24:33,700 Women. 478 00:24:35,233 --> 00:24:39,367 Out of all of them, how many of them have you actually liked? 479 00:24:40,300 --> 00:24:42,733 [ Chuckles ] All of them. 480 00:24:42,733 --> 00:24:44,200 No, really. 481 00:24:44,933 --> 00:24:48,767 I mean actually, actually liked. 482 00:24:49,967 --> 00:24:51,300 Does it matter? 483 00:24:52,967 --> 00:24:54,267 Yeah. 484 00:24:57,067 --> 00:24:58,967 Yeah, I think it does. 485 00:24:58,967 --> 00:25:00,267 I really do. 486 00:25:01,633 --> 00:25:04,067 Well, sex isn't just about sex. 487 00:25:04,067 --> 00:25:05,400 It's about... 488 00:25:08,067 --> 00:25:09,600 ...connection. 489 00:25:10,700 --> 00:25:12,233 Yeah, I guess. 490 00:25:17,333 --> 00:25:19,200 It makes me feel like I matter. 491 00:25:22,500 --> 00:25:24,233 Like I mean something. 492 00:25:26,867 --> 00:25:28,633 Just for a bit. 493 00:25:28,633 --> 00:25:31,600 You're not alone in wanting that. 494 00:25:32,833 --> 00:25:34,067 Cory. 495 00:25:38,900 --> 00:25:39,933 Whoa. 496 00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:42,367 No. 497 00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:44,667 Miss. 498 00:26:01,867 --> 00:26:03,667 What's he broken now? 499 00:26:04,767 --> 00:26:05,933 Nothing. 500 00:26:07,067 --> 00:26:08,400 He's fine. 501 00:26:14,100 --> 00:26:15,500 [ Door opens ] 502 00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:19,900 [ Door closes ] 503 00:26:19,900 --> 00:26:21,800 [ Baby cooing ] 504 00:26:54,300 --> 00:26:56,133 [ Whirring ] 505 00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:01,267 TIM: Kale? 506 00:27:01,267 --> 00:27:02,767 Cory. 507 00:27:03,667 --> 00:27:05,433 Never mind. 508 00:27:06,133 --> 00:27:07,567 Where's Miss Oakes? 509 00:27:07,567 --> 00:27:09,067 She's gone. 510 00:27:09,067 --> 00:27:11,733 Wanted to be in bright and early on her first day, didn't she. 511 00:27:11,733 --> 00:27:13,933 You've got a new headteacher. 512 00:27:17,233 --> 00:27:19,233 Hello. Is that Mr. Wilson? 513 00:27:19,867 --> 00:27:21,300 Hi. Yes. 514 00:27:21,300 --> 00:27:24,267 My name's Sian Oakes, acting head of Ackley Bridge College. 515 00:27:24,267 --> 00:27:25,700 Yes. 516 00:27:25,700 --> 00:27:28,833 Mr. Wilson, I need to speak to you about Cory's behavior. 517 00:27:41,633 --> 00:27:43,867 Right, you really don't need to come in, Kaneez. 518 00:27:43,867 --> 00:27:46,200 Oh, oh, no, no, I help you get settled in. 519 00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:47,233 You've forgotten. 520 00:27:47,233 --> 00:27:49,100 It's the baby brain already, innit? 521 00:27:49,100 --> 00:27:52,833 No, you wait here, Miss Carter, and I'll sort it all. 522 00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:54,800 Okay. 523 00:27:55,433 --> 00:27:57,067 [ Car door opens ] 524 00:27:58,300 --> 00:28:00,233 They're very fiddly things, these are. 525 00:28:00,233 --> 00:28:02,067 I can do it. 526 00:28:03,300 --> 00:28:05,700 -It's just like -- -I said I can do it, Kaneez! 527 00:28:05,700 --> 00:28:06,733 [ Seat belt clicks ] 528 00:28:13,367 --> 00:28:14,433 [ Car door closes ] 529 00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:48,100 Kaneez! 530 00:28:52,433 --> 00:28:53,767 KANEEZ: I'm a-coming. 531 00:28:56,367 --> 00:28:58,133 I was gonna lie. 532 00:28:58,133 --> 00:29:00,767 I was gonna say, "Oh, I don't know where the time went." 533 00:29:01,700 --> 00:29:03,167 That's not true. 534 00:29:03,167 --> 00:29:05,167 I know exactly where it went. 535 00:29:05,167 --> 00:29:07,933 Went on all the important stuff, you know, 536 00:29:07,933 --> 00:29:09,567 like reports and planning 537 00:29:09,567 --> 00:29:12,467 and scraping together an extra 48 quid a week 538 00:29:12,467 --> 00:29:15,067 so the kids don't lose Waffle Wednesday. 539 00:29:15,867 --> 00:29:18,767 And all the time, my son, my little baby boy 540 00:29:18,767 --> 00:29:20,833 doesn't even have a bed to sleep in. 541 00:29:21,500 --> 00:29:23,767 And then there's all this stuff, this -- 542 00:29:23,767 --> 00:29:25,567 And -- And I can't, and I need -- 543 00:29:26,100 --> 00:29:29,367 You know, I feel like -- I feel like I've run a race 544 00:29:29,367 --> 00:29:31,267 and I've crossed the line, and... 545 00:29:32,733 --> 00:29:35,633 Turns out I'm just at the start, you know, and I need to -- 546 00:29:35,633 --> 00:29:37,133 'Cause I can't just, um -- 547 00:29:37,133 --> 00:29:39,067 -I need to -- -Miss Carter, Miss Carter. 548 00:29:39,067 --> 00:29:43,067 What you need, all you need, is sleep. 549 00:29:43,067 --> 00:29:44,167 Yes. 550 00:29:44,167 --> 00:29:46,800 KANEEZ: You just got baby come out your body. 551 00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:48,700 Rest, huh? 552 00:29:48,700 --> 00:29:51,667 Tomorrow I come back with tools. 553 00:29:51,667 --> 00:29:52,933 You got tools? 554 00:29:52,933 --> 00:29:54,133 I got tools. 555 00:29:54,133 --> 00:29:56,333 You don't think I got a fool ex-husband 556 00:29:56,333 --> 00:29:58,233 who disappear to Pakistan for months on end, 557 00:29:58,233 --> 00:30:00,600 leaving me with a leaky sink and a squeaky drawer, 558 00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:03,633 and I'm not Bob the bloody Builder, huh? 559 00:30:03,633 --> 00:30:05,067 Huh? Huh? 560 00:30:05,067 --> 00:30:07,200 So you lean on me, Miss Carter. 561 00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:09,567 And the baby boy, huh? 562 00:30:09,567 --> 00:30:11,800 We do this together. 563 00:30:12,333 --> 00:30:14,200 -Whew. -Yeah? 564 00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:15,333 Okay. 565 00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:18,467 -Your neighbor's well-fit. -Trust me. 566 00:30:18,467 --> 00:30:20,200 Less opportunities to see her, though, 567 00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:21,633 now she's got them curtains. 568 00:30:21,633 --> 00:30:23,300 Zain, come on, we've talked about this. 569 00:30:23,300 --> 00:30:25,333 "Fewer opportunities." "Those curtains." 570 00:30:25,333 --> 00:30:27,400 And maybe try not be such a pervert. 571 00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:28,467 [ Laughs ] 572 00:30:28,467 --> 00:30:30,267 MARTIN: Ay, up, new uniform. 573 00:30:30,267 --> 00:30:31,967 Looking fly. 574 00:30:31,967 --> 00:30:34,133 Can't believe I just said that. 575 00:30:34,667 --> 00:30:36,967 Yes. Good. Good. 576 00:30:38,333 --> 00:30:39,967 Thing about "The Great Gatsby" 577 00:30:39,967 --> 00:30:43,933 is that people see it as this big love story, 578 00:30:43,933 --> 00:30:48,633 when actually, is Daisy all that great, hmm? 579 00:30:48,633 --> 00:30:51,167 Listen, if it makes you feel any better, 580 00:30:51,167 --> 00:30:53,100 he still looks pretty cut up about it and all. 581 00:30:53,100 --> 00:30:54,133 MARTIN: Any takers? 582 00:30:54,133 --> 00:30:55,267 No? 583 00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:57,733 Head up, please, Naveed. 584 00:30:59,333 --> 00:31:01,267 -Okay, let me ask you this. -Right, you know what? 585 00:31:01,267 --> 00:31:03,600 MARTIN: Is Gatsby all that great? 586 00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:05,133 As, um -- 587 00:31:05,133 --> 00:31:11,500 As a student of the great medical practitioner Dr. Missy, 588 00:31:11,500 --> 00:31:13,767 I hereby prescribe you a night out. 589 00:31:13,767 --> 00:31:15,800 You need it, Naveed. 590 00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:18,367 LORRAINE: Would Cory Wilson please make his way 591 00:31:18,367 --> 00:31:20,200 to Miss Oakes' office. 592 00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:22,067 [ Students murmuring ] 593 00:31:22,900 --> 00:31:24,867 Off you go. 594 00:31:25,900 --> 00:31:27,733 In your own time, Cory. 595 00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:30,867 -What do you think he's done? -No idea. 596 00:31:30,867 --> 00:31:32,067 [ Door opens ] 597 00:31:32,067 --> 00:31:34,067 -Miss, I just wanted to say -- -Cory. 598 00:31:34,067 --> 00:31:35,500 [ Beeping ] 599 00:31:35,500 --> 00:31:38,233 Come and sit down. 600 00:31:38,233 --> 00:31:39,333 Right. 601 00:31:40,100 --> 00:31:43,767 I have spoken to your dad about the incident... 602 00:31:43,767 --> 00:31:45,600 with his girlfriend, 603 00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:48,567 and he's agreed to let you come back. 604 00:31:52,700 --> 00:31:54,367 That it? 605 00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:58,700 Yes, yeah, that's it. 606 00:31:58,700 --> 00:32:01,467 Um, that's all sorted, all done. 607 00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:05,567 Yeah, that's brilliant. 608 00:32:06,767 --> 00:32:08,833 SIAN: I will even drive you home myself, 609 00:32:08,833 --> 00:32:11,133 make sure he doesn't go back on his word. 610 00:32:13,067 --> 00:32:16,333 So, uh, unless there is anything else... 611 00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:18,833 [ Tone plays ] 612 00:32:18,833 --> 00:32:20,233 Yes! 613 00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:24,833 SIAN: I thought we should try to develop your cookery skills. 614 00:32:26,633 --> 00:32:29,433 Ooh, what we making? 615 00:32:29,433 --> 00:32:30,667 SIAN: Curry. 616 00:32:30,667 --> 00:32:33,067 Specifically a korma. 617 00:32:33,067 --> 00:32:34,100 Ooh. 618 00:32:34,100 --> 00:32:36,333 Mrs. Carp and I will be your guinea pigs. 619 00:32:36,333 --> 00:32:37,400 Ooh. 620 00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:39,067 You've got one hour. 621 00:32:39,067 --> 00:32:40,800 This is gonna take an hour? 622 00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:42,333 SIAN: Any questions? 623 00:32:42,333 --> 00:32:44,400 Yeah, about a million. 624 00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:46,933 You've got this. 625 00:32:49,767 --> 00:32:51,067 Good luck! 626 00:33:01,533 --> 00:33:03,067 Ah. 627 00:33:03,067 --> 00:33:05,400 Not exactly what I had in mind when you said a big night out. 628 00:33:06,167 --> 00:33:07,700 Naveed, I know you've been having a tough time, 629 00:33:07,700 --> 00:33:10,333 but I do not think that this is the answer. 630 00:33:10,333 --> 00:33:13,200 Full-time church, part-time dance academy. 631 00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:15,767 I am, by all accounts, "not completely terrible." 632 00:33:15,767 --> 00:33:17,067 [ Both laugh ] 633 00:33:17,067 --> 00:33:19,133 But you hate dancing. 634 00:33:19,133 --> 00:33:20,867 Need it for drama school, don't I? 635 00:33:20,867 --> 00:33:23,167 Come September I have to be [Clears throat] 636 00:33:23,167 --> 00:33:25,167 proficient in a dance of my choosing. 637 00:33:25,167 --> 00:33:27,167 And it were either this or ballet. 638 00:33:27,167 --> 00:33:29,400 And, you know... 639 00:33:30,500 --> 00:33:31,867 Ballet's just a bit -- 640 00:33:33,067 --> 00:33:34,667 Ballet is just a bit what? 641 00:33:34,667 --> 00:33:35,800 You know. 642 00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:38,167 [ High-pitched ] Hmmm! 643 00:33:38,167 --> 00:33:41,500 NASREEN: Naveed Haider, you total screaming homophobe! 644 00:33:41,500 --> 00:33:43,167 Come on. Let's see what you got. 645 00:33:43,167 --> 00:33:45,233 5, 6, 7, 8. 646 00:33:45,233 --> 00:33:47,700 [ Piano playing, shoes tapping ] 647 00:33:49,733 --> 00:33:51,533 [ Speaks indistinctly ] 648 00:33:51,533 --> 00:33:52,567 Oh. 649 00:33:56,300 --> 00:33:59,433 [ Betsy speaking indistinctly ] 650 00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:02,567 [ Laughs ] What's that? 651 00:34:02,567 --> 00:34:05,067 [ Laughing ] 652 00:34:09,500 --> 00:34:10,500 Oh. 653 00:34:16,467 --> 00:34:18,667 [ Indistinct conversation ] 654 00:34:23,100 --> 00:34:24,567 Hello. 655 00:34:24,567 --> 00:34:25,767 -Oh. -NASREEN: Hi! 656 00:34:25,767 --> 00:34:28,400 Um, Matthew, this is Nas. 657 00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:29,733 NASREEN: Hi! 658 00:34:29,733 --> 00:34:31,067 NAVEED: Friend from school. 659 00:34:31,067 --> 00:34:32,067 Uh, Nas, Matthew. 660 00:34:32,067 --> 00:34:34,767 Um, Matthew is at drama school. 661 00:34:34,767 --> 00:34:37,133 Home for a bit, helping out my mum. 662 00:34:37,133 --> 00:34:38,767 Oh, I-I love the piano. 663 00:34:38,767 --> 00:34:40,733 Really pia-- piano-y. 664 00:34:42,433 --> 00:34:45,267 So, I was just thinking maybe -- 665 00:34:46,067 --> 00:34:48,433 I don't know. Do you want to get a drink? 666 00:34:52,500 --> 00:34:54,567 Probably alright, if I'm honest. 667 00:34:54,567 --> 00:34:57,067 MATTHEW: Okay, uh, that's cool. 668 00:34:57,067 --> 00:34:58,867 Some other time, though. 669 00:34:58,867 --> 00:35:00,100 Yeah, yeah. 670 00:35:00,100 --> 00:35:01,367 MATTHEW: Definitely. 671 00:35:01,367 --> 00:35:02,867 Well, have a good -- 672 00:35:03,933 --> 00:35:06,067 Nice to meet you anyway, Nas. 673 00:35:06,067 --> 00:35:07,333 NASREEN: Yeah, you too. 674 00:35:07,333 --> 00:35:09,067 Bye. Bye, Matthew. 675 00:35:09,967 --> 00:35:11,467 Don't say it, 'cause I already know. 676 00:35:11,467 --> 00:35:12,633 Why, then? 677 00:35:12,633 --> 00:35:14,167 I've only just broken up with Cory. 678 00:35:14,167 --> 00:35:15,333 I'm not ready. 679 00:35:15,333 --> 00:35:17,600 Cory was never your boyfriend, Naveed! 680 00:35:32,133 --> 00:35:33,633 Cory! 681 00:35:33,633 --> 00:35:35,133 This is amazing! 682 00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:37,500 Actually, it is and all. 683 00:35:38,067 --> 00:35:40,700 That tastes just like you get down the restaurant. 684 00:35:40,700 --> 00:35:42,367 -Does it? -Mm. 685 00:35:46,267 --> 00:35:47,767 Does it. 686 00:36:00,333 --> 00:36:01,733 [ Laughing ] 687 00:36:01,733 --> 00:36:03,667 And Mrs. -- Mrs. Carp thinks 688 00:36:03,667 --> 00:36:06,100 you're some sort of curry messiah. 689 00:36:06,100 --> 00:36:08,300 Yeah, I do still feel bad about that. 690 00:36:08,300 --> 00:36:09,733 No, you don't. 691 00:36:09,733 --> 00:36:10,967 No, you're right. I don't. 692 00:36:10,967 --> 00:36:13,300 I should really be giving you detention. 693 00:36:14,533 --> 00:36:15,933 You going to, miss? 694 00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:19,433 No, not gonna. 695 00:36:20,767 --> 00:36:22,233 Is this you? 696 00:36:25,700 --> 00:36:28,800 Once you let yourself in, give me a wave. 697 00:36:32,733 --> 00:36:34,767 Let me know everything's okay, okay? 698 00:36:41,667 --> 00:36:42,600 Yeah. 699 00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:07,567 Get in. [ Chuckles ] 700 00:37:11,533 --> 00:37:12,933 Cheers, Lorraine. 701 00:37:12,933 --> 00:37:14,400 Good as new, that. 702 00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:15,633 You know, you really should learn 703 00:37:15,633 --> 00:37:17,267 how to put in your own staples. 704 00:37:17,267 --> 00:37:18,867 Seriously, how old are you? 705 00:37:20,300 --> 00:37:22,467 -Your Majesty. -Martin. 706 00:37:22,467 --> 00:37:23,700 A word. 707 00:37:25,900 --> 00:37:27,800 Well, you're an idiot, aren't you, bro? 708 00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:30,167 Seriously, how old are you? 709 00:37:37,667 --> 00:37:38,833 Now, before you say anything -- 710 00:37:38,833 --> 00:37:41,333 I had the hostel on the phone yesterday. 711 00:37:41,333 --> 00:37:44,467 They said you were alone in the room with Sam Murgatroyd, 712 00:37:44,467 --> 00:37:46,200 door shut. 713 00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:49,300 Come on, you're not seriously insinuating -- 714 00:37:49,300 --> 00:37:51,200 I am repeating what they said. 715 00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:53,100 She's gay! 716 00:37:53,967 --> 00:37:55,700 I don't see what that's got to do with anything. 717 00:37:55,700 --> 00:37:58,267 No, obviously -- obviously her sexuality -- 718 00:37:58,267 --> 00:37:59,733 SIAN: Martin, stop. 719 00:37:59,733 --> 00:38:01,233 Look, I'm not having a go. 720 00:38:01,233 --> 00:38:03,700 It's a nonissue. I dealt with it. 721 00:38:03,700 --> 00:38:05,067 I'm telling you to remind you 722 00:38:05,067 --> 00:38:07,533 that these safeguards are in place to protect you, 723 00:38:07,533 --> 00:38:08,933 as well as the kids. 724 00:38:08,933 --> 00:38:11,500 I don't need reminding about safeguards, but thank you, yeah. 725 00:38:11,500 --> 00:38:13,667 Happy to draw a line. 726 00:38:18,100 --> 00:38:21,767 Look, uh, I'm really sorry for putting you in this position. 727 00:38:23,933 --> 00:38:25,633 Thank you for saying that. 728 00:38:25,633 --> 00:38:29,067 And I'm sorry for the, you know -- the bowing and stuff. 729 00:38:29,067 --> 00:38:30,833 Actually quite liked that. 730 00:38:32,867 --> 00:38:35,533 Martin...you care. 731 00:38:35,533 --> 00:38:38,800 But you've got to remember to look after yourself, too. 732 00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:41,467 We're doing the kids no favors if we can't do that. 733 00:38:41,467 --> 00:38:42,867 Yeah. 734 00:38:46,367 --> 00:38:48,067 [ Door closes ] 735 00:38:50,433 --> 00:38:51,867 SAM: Do you need a hand with them, sir? 736 00:38:51,867 --> 00:38:54,067 -No, thank you, Sam. -Tell you what, 737 00:38:54,067 --> 00:38:56,067 that bus journey's a flippin' nightmare, innit. 738 00:38:56,067 --> 00:38:57,367 Don't suppose I could cadge a lift? 739 00:38:57,367 --> 00:39:00,500 Uh, I don't think that's appropriate. 740 00:39:00,500 --> 00:39:03,467 And I don't live up that way, anyway, so... 741 00:39:03,933 --> 00:39:06,233 Look, I'll -- I'll see you tomorrow, okay? 742 00:39:06,233 --> 00:39:07,633 What -- 743 00:39:17,967 --> 00:39:20,133 -Look out. Pass. -Oi! 744 00:39:20,133 --> 00:39:22,300 -Hey, man. -Pass it here. 745 00:39:22,300 --> 00:39:24,767 -Give it here. -Oh, think you're big, do you? 746 00:39:24,767 --> 00:39:26,133 What, you gonna throw another tray again? 747 00:39:26,133 --> 00:39:27,267 -What you doing? -Walk off, mate. 748 00:39:27,267 --> 00:39:28,433 Idiot! 749 00:39:28,433 --> 00:39:30,567 [ Indistinct talking ] 750 00:39:36,533 --> 00:39:38,567 Where's your tie? 751 00:39:38,567 --> 00:39:39,600 My what? 752 00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:41,133 Detention, half an hour. 753 00:39:41,133 --> 00:39:42,467 You know my rules. 754 00:39:43,067 --> 00:39:45,633 Now, don't be mad, but... 755 00:39:50,867 --> 00:39:52,833 You've catfished him, Nasreen. 756 00:39:52,833 --> 00:39:55,200 You've literally been a victim of catfishing. 757 00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:58,667 Yeah, but technically, I don't think it counts 758 00:39:58,667 --> 00:39:59,867 if you go on the date. 759 00:39:59,867 --> 00:40:00,933 [ Chuckles ] 760 00:40:04,967 --> 00:40:07,033 Don't wait up for me, Mammy. 761 00:40:22,133 --> 00:40:24,800 Is he cute? Oh, I bet he's so cute. 762 00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:26,500 Does he smell like a baby? You know, the newborn -- 763 00:40:26,500 --> 00:40:28,900 Of course he smell like real baby. 764 00:40:28,900 --> 00:40:30,833 -You know, but she very fragile. -Okay. 765 00:40:30,833 --> 00:40:33,133 So be careful what you say. 766 00:40:34,367 --> 00:40:36,733 Oh, yes, hello. [ Chuckles ] 767 00:40:36,733 --> 00:40:38,200 Come in! Come in. 768 00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:40,933 Oh, you like a bloody superwoman, you. 769 00:40:40,933 --> 00:40:42,900 Buildin' this all yourself. 770 00:40:42,900 --> 00:40:45,367 Razia had me knocked out for two days straight. 771 00:40:45,900 --> 00:40:48,733 Well, I had a bit of help to get me started, didn't I? 772 00:40:48,733 --> 00:40:52,433 Oh. Now you got a bit of help to finish, eh? 773 00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:55,767 [ Chuckles ] 774 00:41:05,733 --> 00:41:09,900 Right, then, if you want to pack away your stuff, you can go. 775 00:41:09,900 --> 00:41:13,533 Make sure your uniforms are pristine tomorrow. 776 00:41:13,533 --> 00:41:15,500 [ Indistinct talking ] 777 00:41:26,433 --> 00:41:27,767 [ Door closes ] 778 00:41:38,833 --> 00:41:39,867 Cory. 779 00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:41,867 Wait. 780 00:41:48,367 --> 00:41:49,467 Don't go. 781 00:42:02,300 --> 00:42:04,267 [ Baby fussing ] 782 00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:07,567 You okay? 783 00:42:08,500 --> 00:42:12,367 Yeah, um, I keep getting scared that I'm gonna break something. 784 00:42:12,367 --> 00:42:14,800 Oh, don't worry. [ Chuckles ] 785 00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:17,900 Oliver will be doing that before too long, won't he? 786 00:42:17,900 --> 00:42:20,233 By the way, I never got a chance to say thank you 787 00:42:20,233 --> 00:42:22,067 for what you did the other day, just -- 788 00:42:22,067 --> 00:42:26,200 just for understanding it and for understanding me. 789 00:42:28,567 --> 00:42:30,500 School's not gonna be the same without you. 790 00:42:30,500 --> 00:42:32,233 MANDY: Oh, you'll be fine. 791 00:42:32,233 --> 00:42:34,567 School's in safe hands. 792 00:42:44,300 --> 00:42:46,267 Was thinking about what you said. 793 00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:50,533 About sex needing a connection. 794 00:42:56,867 --> 00:42:58,767 I felt it. 795 00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:02,800 I felt a-a connection. 796 00:43:22,633 --> 00:43:24,200 MATTHEW: I Googled you. 797 00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:27,233 I may have also Googled you. 798 00:43:27,233 --> 00:43:28,600 [ Both laugh ] 799 00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:31,433 But, like, I couldn't find anything, like, not a thing. 800 00:43:31,433 --> 00:43:32,900 Are you a spy? 801 00:43:32,900 --> 00:43:35,700 No. So Matthew is my stage name. 802 00:43:35,700 --> 00:43:37,733 My real name is Barney. 803 00:43:39,067 --> 00:43:40,967 So your mum called you Barney Barnes. 804 00:43:40,967 --> 00:43:42,400 She thought it would make me stand out. 805 00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:45,067 Yep, well, as Ackley's most prominent gay Muslim, 806 00:43:45,067 --> 00:43:47,100 I know exactly how much fun that is. 807 00:43:47,100 --> 00:43:49,300 Just wait till you get to drama school. 808 00:43:49,300 --> 00:43:52,133 You can be as gay and Muslim as you like. 809 00:43:52,133 --> 00:43:54,967 Which you'll need to distract from your dancing. 810 00:43:54,967 --> 00:43:57,167 Hey! [ Laughs ] 811 00:44:04,933 --> 00:44:06,500 What is he doing? 812 00:44:07,867 --> 00:44:10,467 I think he's being happy. 813 00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:13,267 [ Both laughing ] 814 00:44:13,267 --> 00:44:14,400 Sorry. 815 00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:15,833 It's okay. 816 00:44:28,100 --> 00:44:30,100 CORY: This ain't it. 817 00:44:30,100 --> 00:44:31,700 I'm gonna drop you here. 818 00:44:31,700 --> 00:44:33,667 It's like a 10-minute walk. 819 00:44:34,367 --> 00:44:37,067 We've got to be careful, Cory. 820 00:44:38,267 --> 00:44:39,767 So careful. 821 00:44:41,333 --> 00:44:43,367 No one can know. 822 00:44:50,833 --> 00:44:53,067 Because we want to do this again, don't we? 823 00:44:59,367 --> 00:45:00,667 I get it. 824 00:45:02,067 --> 00:45:03,600 I know you do. 825 00:45:07,167 --> 00:45:09,467 Same time, same place tomorrow, okay? 826 00:45:16,667 --> 00:45:18,300 Save it for tomorrow. 827 00:45:21,367 --> 00:45:22,533 Cool. 828 00:45:26,233 --> 00:45:28,067 [ Vehicle door opens ] 829 00:45:28,667 --> 00:45:30,067 Cory? 830 00:45:31,567 --> 00:45:34,567 I won't be driving you, so bring your bike. 831 00:45:52,767 --> 00:45:55,800 [ Up-tempo music plays ] 56122

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