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[ Cockney accent ] Salaam!
Salaam! Salaam!
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Gentlemen and burkas!
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They are burkas, I take it,
and not pet sea lions!
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Oops.
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Don't want to be caught
with no sea lions
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around here, mister.
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Oh, no!
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Come closer, and I'll tell you
a little secret.
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'Round here,
the truth's funny, see?
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The truth is painful!
The truth is I...
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...I'm in love
with my best friend.
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Yeah!
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In love, I am.
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Hearts and violins, the lot.
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And no burkas involved,
if you get my drift, dearie.
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Ha ha! Ha ha!
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CORY: Naveed. Naveed.
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Naveed!
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[ Snapping fingers ]
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Hey! I thought you were
telling us a joke.
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Uh, yeah.
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Uh, the problem with India and
Pakistan being in the World Cup
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is every time they get
a corner, they open a shop!
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[ Both chuckle ]
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It is crap.
It's just not funny.
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-CORY: Your dad laughed.
-He laughs at anything.
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And this is anything.
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The Pakistani stuff's funny
when it's real.
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RIZ: What part of Pakistan
are you from?
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[ Pakistani accent ]
Village Tholan, bro, eh?
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PO box Bhadana!
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Tehsil Gujar Khan, eh?
Oh...
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Ah! Nav...
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Don't, mate, all right?
Just don't.
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It's like you're...
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It's like you're always
holding something back.
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It works when you're truthful.
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-See you later.
-In a bit.
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Truth is...
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...I'm in love with you.
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"Aye, aye!"
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You've got everything it takes
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to get into
a good university, Naveed.
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You just need
to avoid distractions.
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SADIA: Hmm.
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Comedy, ice skating...
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Comedy on ice. You might
have summat there, Mum.
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He's trying to help us,
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and you're making
these stupid jokes.
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I've never had to
come to school before.
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-What is wrong with you?
-Nothing.
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We used to be able to
talk about everything,
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when you did your ice skating.
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And now all you do
is just grunt.
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[ Sighs ]
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NASREEN: [ Squeals ]
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[ Smooches ]
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I didn't think
you were gonna come.
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SAM: Snogging in the teachers'
bog? Try and keep me out.
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NASREEN: [ Giggles ]
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Oh ho ho ho ho!
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-Stop pulling you bloody face!
-I'm not.
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And it's "your" bloody face,
not "you."
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Not me what?
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-[ Horn honking ]
-Not you anything.
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What you bloody talking 'bout?
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Talking "about."
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You asked me
to correct your English.
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I asked you to give me
bloody driving lesson.
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I got my test soon, huh?
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RASHID:
That's good.
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Yes, that's excellent.
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Oh, listen,
um, I've been invited
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to my university reunion
tomorrow.
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I wasn't gonna go,
but if you came with me...
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Why you think I want to meet
your friends, eh?
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They're posh, eh, now?
They speak a-good English?
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They make me feel stupid.
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It's not just that, though,
is it?
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Hmm?
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Ask Emma.
She good with that.
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I'm not having a relationship
with Emma!
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You not having one
with me too.
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Fine.
Ah, forget it.
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Forget it.
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-I'm a-stopping now.
-Right.
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And it's "You're not
having one with me either."
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But thanks for that.
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That's the closest you've come
to giving me a definitive answer
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on where I actually stand in
your life.
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So thank you.
Thank you.
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And that's your house,
and this is my car, so...
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SADIA:
You and Nasreen,
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did you behave differently
with each other
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when you were alone together?
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I haven't...
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Look, what are you saying?
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I saw Nasreen being
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sexual with a girl today.
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Being a lesbian.
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Did you just hear what I said?
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Yeah.
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Did you not think there's
anything wrong with her?
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No.
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Nothing?
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No.
Nothing like that.
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Are you sure?
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Yeah.
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Just as shocked as you.
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You don't sound it, Naveed.
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I am.
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Oh, my God.
I'm so sorry, Naveed.
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I didn't even think.
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But do you know what?
It...
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I-I mean, she doesn't
know anything about you.
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-It's me that she saw.
-She's not daft, Nas.
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She put two and two together.
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Can't you just tell her
it were a joke or something?
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Listen, puttar,I didn't
know nothing about her before.
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So I don't think
your mother know anything.
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What if she does?
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Then we worry about that
when it happen, eh, now?
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And you remember,
come here always, huh?
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For anything.
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Morning.
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-Emma.
-Yeah?
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Are you doing anything tonight?
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No, nothing important.
I...
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I would like to invite you
to my university reunion.
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Oh. I-I...
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Not, uh, you know, with
amorous intent, so to speak.
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Oh, it's the only reason
I'd come.
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[ Both chuckle ]
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You'd be doing me
an enormous favor.
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Uh, it's all right if you don't.
I'll understand.
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-No. I didn't say no.
-Didn't say no to what?
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A night on the tiles.
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Just you two?
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-I'd be delighted.
-Oh!
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Well, it's black-tie,
and I'll send you the details.
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-I'll brush off me ball gown.
-[ Chuckles ]
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Can I come?
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-Uh...
-J-Just kidding.
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You coming to Hayley's party?
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Of course. It's not every day
your girlfriend turns 16.
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-[ Laughs ]
-Great.
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-You're coming, aren't you?
-Wouldn't miss it.
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KANEEZ: Oh. Huh?
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The reunion --
Emma's gonna come.
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Oh.
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Unless you've changed your mind?
Because I'd prefer it be you.
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-No, I told you.
-Please, Kaneez.
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No, it'd be like that
"University Challenge."
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I just have to hear that
bloody music, I feel stupid.
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Go with Emma.
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Hey!
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Hey.
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So you're off out with
the nutty professor tonight?
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Oh, yeah, it's black-tie
and all the works.
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Might even treat myself
to a new frock.
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You should.
You deserve it.
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You know, I think I do.
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-Might meet my Prince Charming.
-Yeah.
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Got to be careful, though,
at these reunions.
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Everyone's a bit, you know...
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No, I don't know.
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Well, they all start feeling
youthful again, you know?
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And before you know it,
they're all like...
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And you're looking good.
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You know,
you got your posh dress on,
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you got your hair done up,
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and you're looking good
and -- and that...
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Well [Clears throat]
enough said.
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Have a nice night.
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Thanks.
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Gentlemen and burkas,
this is it!
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[ Heavy breathing]
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What are you doing?
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Looking at this.
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Why you watching this?
And I want the truth.
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Your engagement was a lie,
wasn't it?
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-You knew about her, didn't you?
-You shouldn't be in here.
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You're one too, aren't you?!
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Answer me!
Say it!
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You're one of them
disgusting things.
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God can see your sins!
He can see what you do!
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[ Door opens, slams ]
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[ Sniffles ]
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[ Indistinct talking ]
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[ Both laugh ]
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[ Up-tempo pop music
playing in distance]
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♪ I can't stop,
oh, thinking of you, baby♪
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♪ I want you here,
I'm missing you♪
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♪ I can't stop♪
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♪ No, I can't do without you,
baby♪
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♪ The only one for me to hold♪
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You all right, bro?
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-You still got your uniform on.
-Haven't been home.
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[ Indistinct shouting ]
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-What's the strongest?
-Here you are, mate.
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♪ I like it when you hold me♪
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Cory's looking well fit!
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Oh, he's got chlamydia
written all over him!
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Oh, well, she can do one
'cause tonight
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Shannon the Cannon's
gonna have a go!
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[ Cheering ]
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Move.
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[ Cheering ]
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Not bad.
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Have one.
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Did you invite the Murgatroyds?
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No, I didn't.
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I'm gonna go find the toilet.
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I'm gonna go find the toilet.
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♪ Are you coming home?♪
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♪ Because I'm missing you♪
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[ Indistinct talking ]
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No, thanks.
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Oh, my God.
Hi!
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If it isn't the most
eligible boy in Lahore.
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Meesha?
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Rashy!
Give me a hug, you big bear!
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[ Laughs ]
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-Oh! When did you get here?
-I flew in last night.
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-And Stefan?
-All gone, darling.
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I didn't mind so much
that he was fond of my money.
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It's just he grew
overly attached to the maid.
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And we don't do the help, dear,
do we?
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[ Clears throat, laughs ]
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Not still single are we, Rashy?
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Well, uh, as a matter
of fact, no.
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Uh -- Uh, this is Emma,
my, uh, partner.
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Emma, this is
Dr. Meesha Peerzada
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of Peerzada Biogenics
in Geneva.
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Wow! Hello.
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Meesha's an old friend
from Lahore,
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and we went
to university together.
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Don't be so coy, Rashy.
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We were a little more
than friends, Emma.
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Oh, really?
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Now here I am again,
footloose and fancy free,
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and he has you.
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Yeah.
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-Shall we go in?
-Yes, yes.
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Emma, I'm so sorry.
They're all married.
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-Shall we? Partner?
-Thank you.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Watch the decks, man. Calm down!
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That's why you kids
shouldn't drink.
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Whoa, bro, what are you doing?
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[ Music continues]
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Nav, man. Did you not
get me messages, bro?
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-No.
-I got us a gig!
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At me cousin's pub.
A proper stand-up night!
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Wow, comedy!
Just what I need. Ha ha ha!
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You know,
it's the real thing, like.
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They've got scouts
from "Britain's Got Talent"
257
00:12:56,040 --> 00:12:57,400
looking for acts!
258
00:12:57,400 --> 00:13:00,400
The only act I've got is me!
One big act!
259
00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:02,480
More booze!
260
00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:05,280
[ Cheering ]
261
00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:27,920
[ Laughs ]
262
00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:29,760
Well, well, well.
263
00:13:29,760 --> 00:13:33,400
If it isn't Nasreen Paracha,
the only lesbian in the ghetto!
264
00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:34,880
-Naveed!
-Discovered again.
265
00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:37,080
Twice in one week.
266
00:13:37,080 --> 00:13:39,160
Not very good at this
closet business, are you?
267
00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:41,880
-Oi, shut it!
-Oh, pardon my manners.
268
00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:43,520
If it isn't Fraäulein Hitler!
269
00:13:43,520 --> 00:13:45,520
-How's your Uncle Adolf?
-Stop! Stop!
270
00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:48,000
Typical Nazi -- Attack you
when you least expect it.
271
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,720
-NASREEN: Stop it!
-Oh, get off me!
272
00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:51,280
You've done enough.
273
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,600
They know.
274
00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:59,360
Not just about you.
About me as well. Everything.
275
00:14:02,280 --> 00:14:04,560
Oh, my God. Naveed, I did not
mean for that to happen.
276
00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:06,040
No.
277
00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:07,440
You should have
stuck a banner up
278
00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:09,840
saying,
"Naveed's a big homo too."
279
00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:13,080
-Oi! Back off.
-Don't worry. I get the hint.
280
00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:15,040
Two's company,
281
00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:16,920
three's a sham marriage.
282
00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:34,080
-Whoa!
-Whoa!
283
00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:36,000
-What you doing?!
-Naveed!
284
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,960
-You've been making a nuisance!
-Whoa! Right, you're out!
285
00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:40,680
Riz, Cory!
Get him out now!
286
00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:41,720
Get him out!
287
00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:43,720
CORY: Get the bin!
Riz, get the bin!
288
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,640
♪ Na na na na♪
289
00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:58,600
♪ Na na na na♪
290
00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:00,800
♪ Na na na na♪
291
00:15:00,880 --> 00:15:02,760
♪ Na na na na♪
292
00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:04,760
♪ Na na na na♪
293
00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:06,800
♪ Na na na na♪
294
00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:08,840
♪ Na na na na♪
295
00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:11,200
♪ Na na na na♪
296
00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:19,840
You're not happy.
I can tell.
297
00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:21,520
You noticed.
298
00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:23,360
I'm from Lahore, darling.
We notice everything.
299
00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:26,280
[ Cellphone chimes ]
300
00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:36,480
It's, uh, Emma.
I'm not being honest. She...
301
00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:38,960
Has no feelings
for you whatsoever?
302
00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:41,320
Trust me, I know that look.
303
00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:50,760
[ Up-tempo pop music
playing in distance]
304
00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:02,520
What is it?
305
00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:05,480
I'm gay.
306
00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:10,520
Parents found out.
307
00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:15,080
So?
308
00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:16,720
[ Voice breaking ] I'm scared.
309
00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:19,800
I don't know what to do.
310
00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:23,520
It's what I wanted.
311
00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:28,000
But now it's --
it's changed everything.
312
00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:33,600
I thought -- I thought once
it was out, it'd be all right.
313
00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:36,600
You know? But...
314
00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:39,160
I'm more scared now
than I was before.
315
00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:46,040
-At least it's out now.
-Mate, you don't get it.
316
00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:49,880
I felt safe behind the lies.
317
00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:53,200
Pretending I was --
I was normal.
318
00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:55,680
Pretending that I'd get married.
319
00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:57,800
Pretending that...
320
00:16:57,800 --> 00:17:00,480
Pretending it was all right.
321
00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:02,200
I don't know what I want.
322
00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:06,480
I'm sick of it.
323
00:17:06,480 --> 00:17:08,040
I can't do it anymore.
324
00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:11,240
Bro, you...
325
00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:12,680
You've got friends.
326
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:15,880
You've got me.
327
00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:23,760
My mum said I was disgusting.
328
00:17:28,360 --> 00:17:30,000
[ Sobs ]
329
00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:44,720
Kaneez?
330
00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:48,120
Kaneez!
331
00:17:48,120 --> 00:17:52,880
Oh, my God!
You look amazing!
332
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:57,920
Wow! I mean, not that you don't
normally look amazing, but wow.
333
00:17:57,920 --> 00:17:59,880
Oh, thank you.
Thanks.
334
00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:02,120
What are you doing here?
335
00:18:03,520 --> 00:18:05,560
Rashid? Ohh.
336
00:18:05,560 --> 00:18:09,040
Yes, Kaneez, yes!
337
00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:11,280
Well, you get in there!
338
00:18:11,280 --> 00:18:13,760
Listen, I've got to go,
but call me.
339
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:14,800
Yeah,
I want to know everything.
340
00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:16,040
KANEEZ: Okay.
341
00:18:19,120 --> 00:18:21,640
It seems as if
your bird has flown.
342
00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:23,280
Yeah, probably, uh --
343
00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:26,120
probably needed
an early night or something.
344
00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:30,520
Darling, who are you
in love with?
345
00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:32,840
I know that look, Rashy.
346
00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:35,280
I've been flirting with you
outrageously all night,
347
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:38,960
which you've completely ignored,
and it definitely isn't Emma.
348
00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:43,320
I am in love with someone.
349
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:46,600
I haven't...
350
00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:49,840
I haven't felt like this
about anyone else before.
351
00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:58,640
But I don't think she needs me
as much as I need her.
352
00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:06,360
♪ I can be what you want me
to be tonight♪
353
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:14,160
♪ And I can feel what
you want me to feel tonight♪
354
00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:25,480
[ Both laughing ]
355
00:19:25,480 --> 00:19:27,120
-You all right?
-Yeah, I'm good.
356
00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:28,720
Are youall right?
357
00:19:28,720 --> 00:19:30,360
Oh, mate.
358
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,040
How bad were I at the party?
359
00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:38,000
Off the scales, mate.
Off the scales.
360
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,440
[ Laughs ]
I always aim high.
361
00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:46,400
So how's about this gig, then?
362
00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:50,040
Well, I don't feel
very funny at the moment.
363
00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:52,880
Could you be?
364
00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:55,160
By, like, Saturday?
365
00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:58,760
I may have just gone ahead
and booked it.
366
00:19:58,760 --> 00:20:00,400
Oh, w-why?!
367
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:02,200
It's too good
of an opportunity.
368
00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:05,480
Mate, I am in the middle of
an out-of-the-closet burnout!
369
00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:07,960
I've been made homeless,
370
00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:10,680
and he wants me to be funny
on Saturday!
371
00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:12,760
[ Laughing ]
372
00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:20,000
Hey, where we going?
373
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,000
Back to mine, I guess.
374
00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:25,000
You sure?
375
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,680
Yeah, place is empty.
376
00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:32,520
Jordan's still in care,
and me dad's, you know...
377
00:20:32,520 --> 00:20:33,920
Just me.
378
00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:37,040
Yeah.
379
00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:41,160
Besides...
380
00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:46,160
...bit of company might be nice.
381
00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:48,400
Race you there.
382
00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:50,600
Man, you don't even know
where you're going!
383
00:20:59,120 --> 00:21:01,560
I've been hoping for a rematch.
384
00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:04,680
Oh! [ Laughs ] Sounds like
you've been practicing.
385
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:06,480
Well, yeah, as much as you can
on your own.
386
00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:08,320
Not saying that I were...
387
00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:10,880
Well, maybe, a little bit,
after "News at Ten."
388
00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:14,320
What's the rest
of your game plan like?
389
00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:17,840
Well, fluidity is
the key to success.
390
00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:20,080
I couldn't agree more.
391
00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:28,880
[ Exhales sharply ]
392
00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:31,520
You know,
attack, defend, support.
393
00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:32,880
Is it all sports-based?
394
00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:34,280
No, with you
it's something different.
395
00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:35,360
Oh, what's that, then?
396
00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:36,880
I just want to be me.
397
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:39,120
Well, that's all you need.
398
00:21:39,120 --> 00:21:40,120
Whoo!
399
00:21:55,120 --> 00:21:56,680
Have you got anything?
400
00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:58,840
-What?
-A condom!
401
00:21:58,840 --> 00:22:00,480
Haven't you got any?
402
00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:08,480
No.
403
00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:09,520
Well, are you going to garage?
404
00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:11,520
No!
405
00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:18,480
-Do you want the light on?
-Aah! [ Gasping ]
406
00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:22,120
What are you doing here?
407
00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:24,560
-It's my bedroom.
-Not that.
408
00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:27,280
I mean, I thought you were
sleeping at Hayley's tonight.
409
00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:29,640
Clearly.
410
00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:31,920
What you doing?
411
00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:34,800
Thought I heard something.
412
00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:36,240
Sorry if I ruined your night.
413
00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:39,440
No, it's all right.
We're done.
414
00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:42,280
I mean, he's up early
in the morning, and, um...
415
00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:44,560
So you weren't looking
for that, and I quote,
416
00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:48,600
"just-in-case condoms"
you left in that box last year?
417
00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:53,120
Bit irresponsible of you,
isn't it, Mum?
418
00:22:53,120 --> 00:22:55,360
Stealing
my just-in-case condoms?
419
00:22:55,360 --> 00:22:57,600
I mean, whose fault would it be
if I ended up pregnant?
420
00:22:57,600 --> 00:23:00,400
All right! You can come off
your moral high ground.
421
00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:02,320
I'm sorry.
I messed up.
422
00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:04,480
Anyway, where areyours?
423
00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:08,080
Had a few just-in-case moments.
424
00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:09,640
Besides, I've got
an implant now.
425
00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:11,240
Much safer.
426
00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:12,560
You've got what?!
427
00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:16,480
Can't rely on men.
As you've just found out.
428
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:18,560
Well, go on, then,
introduce him.
429
00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:20,320
Oh, Chloe.
430
00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:22,480
It's not just about
getting pregnant.
431
00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:23,880
You must use a condom.
432
00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:25,800
And I want to meet him.
433
00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:38,920
Come sit down if you want.
434
00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:42,600
No, I'm good.
I'm gonna...
435
00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:45,160
Come on, man. Just have
a little chat an' that.
436
00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:03,720
I've never had a mate like you.
437
00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:07,280
What, that tried to snog you?
438
00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:09,720
[ Snorts ]
439
00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:13,000
I mean, I was gonna say
"that makes me laugh,"
440
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:15,080
but, well, yeah.
441
00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:18,080
That as well.
442
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:29,640
Uh...
443
00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:33,440
You being my friend...
444
00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:38,680
...means a lot to me.
445
00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:41,480
Me too.
446
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,040
I'm sorry about...
447
00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:45,560
...that.
448
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:51,520
You know, I went --
I went a bit too far.
449
00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:52,800
I shouldn't have...
450
00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:56,040
[ Exhales sharply ]
451
00:24:58,000 --> 00:24:59,400
You didn't.
452
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:07,960
It made me feel
453
00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:11,000
like somebody actually cared.
454
00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:17,960
Like someone really cared.
455
00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:20,320
-[ Stifled laughing ]
-And...
456
00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:29,400
Are you laughing?
457
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:31,400
No.
458
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:33,240
Why are you laughing?
459
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:35,720
[ Laughing ]
460
00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:37,520
Nav, man, come on!
461
00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:39,480
I've just sat here
and poured me heart out to you,
462
00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:41,200
and you're throwing it
back in me face!
463
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:42,600
-I'm going to bed.
-No, you're not.
464
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:44,360
-No, you're apologizing.
-I'm going to bed.
465
00:25:44,360 --> 00:25:46,480
-No, apologize now.
-For what?
466
00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:48,960
For that.
That was a moment then!
467
00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:51,560
-What? Mate, I'm going to bed.
-No, you're not!
468
00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:55,000
[ Laughter ]
469
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:57,320
Come on, then,
you little ice-skater boy.
470
00:25:57,320 --> 00:26:00,200
Little ice skater?
Little ice skater.
471
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:29,640
-WOMAN: Careful there, lads.
-MAN: Yeah, you should get down.
472
00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:32,560
BOY:
No, we're not getting down!
473
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:34,280
We'll shoot you.
474
00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:37,080
[ Both chuckle ]
475
00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:40,800
[ Mid-tempo instrumental plays ]
476
00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:05,840
Excuse me, people!
477
00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:07,080
Whoo!
478
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:11,200
Hey, watch where you're going,
Clint.
479
00:27:13,360 --> 00:27:15,080
Here.
Right, hop off.
480
00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:17,840
Ah, hop off, hop off.
Hey!
481
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:23,960
Hey, you.
You dark horse.
482
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:25,320
How did the reunion go?
483
00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:29,000
That how it go.
484
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:33,520
God, it's like a field
of ravens here, darling.
485
00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:37,160
Emma!
Sweetie, how are you?
486
00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:39,040
Hope I didn't
keep Rashy out too late.
487
00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:41,400
Didn't banish him
from the marital bed, did you?
488
00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:44,200
EMMA: Oh, no, I was sparko
by the time he got back.
489
00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:45,520
Wasn't I, dear?
490
00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:47,120
[ Laughing nervously ] Yeah, mm!
491
00:27:47,120 --> 00:27:50,560
Um, Meesha,
this is Kaneez Paracha.
492
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:53,600
Kaneez is a member
of our -- our kitchen team.
493
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:56,600
Kaneez, Dr. Peerzada
has very kindly agreed
494
00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:58,200
to talk to our students
495
00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:01,400
about her experience
as a microbiologist.
496
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:02,600
[ Speaking native language ]
497
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:05,040
Yes.
498
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:09,800
Spotted dick.
499
00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:13,560
Meesha, why don't I show you
my classroom?
500
00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:15,120
Yeah.
501
00:28:15,120 --> 00:28:17,520
Naveed.
Naveed, come here, please.
502
00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:19,760
I need to talk to you.
503
00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:20,920
Sorry.
504
00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:24,600
I just want to say
I'm really, really sorry.
505
00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:27,280
No, no, no.
Look at me. I'm fine.
506
00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:30,160
Yeah?
507
00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:36,600
I slept with Cory.
508
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:44,160
-No, no, no.
-I know.
509
00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:45,480
Like, I couldn't believe it.
510
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:46,920
[ Laughs ]
511
00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:49,080
One minute my life's
falling apart, and the next...
512
00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:51,280
Look at me.
513
00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:52,360
[ Laughs ]
514
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:54,200
-Okay.
-What?
515
00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:56,200
Um...
[ Laughs ]
516
00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:58,320
What?
I'm happy!
517
00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:01,120
It's the happiest I've felt
in ages, like.
518
00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:03,080
Yeah, and I am,
I'm happy for you.
519
00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:04,960
-I am. I just, um...
-What?
520
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:07,920
Naveed, come on, it's Cory.
521
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:10,360
-We all know what he's like.
-Well, yeah.
522
00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:12,040
I do now.
He's...
523
00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:16,240
Just don't see too much into it,
that's all I'm saying.
524
00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:17,840
What do you mean?
525
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:20,680
Well, just -- just be careful.
It's Cory.
526
00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:22,520
Even I -- I have kissed Cory.
527
00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:24,480
-Me.
-Can't you just be happy for me?
528
00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:26,080
For God's sake, Nas.
529
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:33,560
Well, I think Dr. Peerzada
530
00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:34,920
deserves a round of applause,
yes?
531
00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:36,920
Thank you.
532
00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:40,720
[ Exaggerated accent ] Chai!
Chai! Garam chai!
533
00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:41,880
Anyone wanting hot tea?
534
00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:43,360
[ Laughter ]
535
00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:46,720
Garam chai. Oh, madam,
you want a cake piece?
536
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:48,200
[ Speaking native language ]
537
00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:52,240
Oh, I got biscuit,
I got Ginger Nut, Jammie Dodger.
538
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:54,680
-You want a "Hob-a-nob"?
-Nothing, thank you.
539
00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:58,160
Oh, I'm just do my job, sahib.
540
00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:00,960
-Spare change?
-[ Laughter ]
541
00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:02,400
[ Indistinct talking ]
542
00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:15,560
That was so incredibly petty,
rude, and childish.
543
00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:17,520
Well, she try to make
bloody fool of me first.
544
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:20,120
She think
I'm her bloody servant? Huh!
545
00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:22,480
What's this really about?
Hmm?
546
00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:27,080
She clever, isn't she?
Like you.
547
00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:28,720
You better off with her,
Mrs. Scientist,
548
00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:30,560
than with dinner lady like me.
549
00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:33,800
I do not want to be with Meesha.
550
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:35,960
Well, it doesn't look like that
at reunion, huh?
551
00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:37,400
I saw you, Rashid.
552
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:39,880
And it looked like
she more than just friend.
553
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:42,720
You came,
and you didn't tell me?
554
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:44,120
Well, you too bloody busy
with her!
555
00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:47,280
Nothing!
Nothing happened with Meesha!
556
00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:50,560
And you keep pushing me away.
557
00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:51,720
Hmm?
558
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:55,920
You don't know
what I have to give up for you.
559
00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:57,520
What would my kids say?
560
00:30:57,520 --> 00:30:59,160
Nothing.
561
00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:06,240
You are the only one
hiding from this,
562
00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:08,360
and I don't know why.
563
00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:16,080
MEESHA:
[ Clears throat ]
564
00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:19,120
Hey, go and get ready.
He'll be here in a minute.
565
00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:21,240
Mine or yours?
566
00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:23,960
Who'd have thought
we'd be double-dating, eh?
567
00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:26,600
[ Knock on door ]
568
00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:29,000
[ Gasps ] Right!
569
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:33,040
Go on. Shh!
570
00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:35,800
Oh, hi!
You must be Tony's dad.
571
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:38,320
No. I'm Tony.
572
00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:52,680
Chloe!
Get down here, now!
573
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:55,160
-Tony, I'm so sorry.
-It's not your fault.
574
00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:58,880
-EMMA: Get off her.
-Mum!
575
00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:00,360
What the hell do you think
you're doing?
576
00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:02,120
-I beg your pardon?
-She's just a kid!
577
00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:03,320
She's 16.
578
00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:05,080
Oh, you got that sorted quick,
didn't you?
579
00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:06,840
This is none of your business.
580
00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:08,880
Get in your car now
and disappear.
581
00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:10,400
We're in love.
582
00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:13,080
If I catch you near her again,
I swear...
583
00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:14,200
Hello.
584
00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:18,680
What's he doing here?
585
00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:20,320
He's with me.
586
00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:24,240
Him?
587
00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:27,120
He's your boyfriend?
He's 16 years younger than you!
588
00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:28,360
13.
589
00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:29,960
You're still old enough
to be his mum!
590
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:31,640
That is not the point, Chloe.
591
00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:34,520
You're a 16-year-old girl
who's being taken advantage of.
592
00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:36,480
I think when there's
a connection between two people,
593
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:37,560
then age doesn't matter.
594
00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:39,080
It matters to me, you freak!
595
00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:41,400
-Now get in your car and drive!
-He's only 30!
596
00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:43,200
I'm gonna go, love.
I'll call you.
597
00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:46,480
If you do,
I will call the police!
598
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:48,880
I'm 16.
I can do what I like!
599
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:52,000
-Not in my house, you can't.
-Then I won't be in your house!
600
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:13,840
This is Imam Fazal Hameed.
601
00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:15,880
He's here to talk to you.
602
00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:27,360
I've counseled
so many other young people
603
00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:29,520
who have felt like you.
604
00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:33,400
Who had the same urges
towards their friends.
605
00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:36,800
Naveed, puberty is
a very difficult time.
606
00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:38,880
It weren't a friend.
607
00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:41,080
It were a builder
with a hairy chest
608
00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:42,720
stretching his back
in Tesco car park.
609
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:44,920
-That's enough!
-It weren't, though, Mum.
610
00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:47,160
That's why I got a job there
stacking shelves last summer.
611
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:47,800
Naveed!
612
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:52,200
I love another man.
613
00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:54,360
You have to learn to control
these urges, Naveed.
614
00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:57,240
Why? It'd be a lie,
and I'm done with lies.
615
00:33:57,240 --> 00:33:59,880
You have to try and listen.
We're here to help.
616
00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:04,680
I've been looking for you
all over the place, son.
617
00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:09,720
Dad, did you know about this?
618
00:34:13,240 --> 00:34:16,720
I'm sorry.
I can't stay here.
619
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:21,120
Sadia, what have you done?
620
00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:23,000
[ Door opens, closes ]
621
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:36,920
Cory!
622
00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:38,040
Bro...
623
00:34:39,720 --> 00:34:42,280
Cory, I've done it, bro.
624
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:46,080
I've left.
I've told them about us.
625
00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:48,000
That's great.
626
00:34:52,240 --> 00:34:54,120
What's happening, babes?
627
00:34:57,960 --> 00:34:59,120
Oh...
628
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:03,120
CORY: I'm sorry.
629
00:36:02,240 --> 00:36:04,120
You don't need
to explain yourself.
630
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:08,760
I wouldn't even know how to.
631
00:36:11,720 --> 00:36:13,920
One thing just led to another.
632
00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:18,120
Naveed, what happened
the other night...
633
00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:19,120
Don't.
634
00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:26,360
You're my mate.
635
00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:28,920
And this is stopping us
being friends.
636
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:32,240
Then why did you do it?
637
00:36:32,240 --> 00:36:34,800
You knew how I felt,
and don't say you didn't.
638
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:42,280
You're my best friend.
639
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:47,920
You're not like the others.
I-I can talk to you.
640
00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:55,280
And the other night,
you were upset.
641
00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:56,920
[ Snorts ]
642
00:36:56,920 --> 00:37:00,440
-What, so now it were charity?
-No.
643
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:02,600
-I don't need your pity, Cory.
-It wasn't.
644
00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:04,520
Who are you kidding?
645
00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:07,760
Naveed, this ain't
just about you.
646
00:37:08,720 --> 00:37:10,160
Okay?
647
00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:12,880
How do you think I felt?
648
00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:16,080
I thought I knew.
649
00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:19,760
Yeah, I wanted to be with you
that night.
650
00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:25,000
I don't know why.
651
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:27,000
I just did.
It felt right.
652
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:28,120
-Wait.
-Get off me.
653
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:30,160
I'm trying to be honest
with you.
654
00:37:34,240 --> 00:37:38,440
It didn't mean the same to me
as it did to you.
655
00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:43,480
I wish I could be what you
want me to be, but I can't.
656
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:48,320
Who's lying to himself now?
657
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:51,360
Fine.
You know what?
658
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:54,040
I'm not gay.
You're not straight.
659
00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:55,160
Let's both just get over it.
660
00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:17,200
If he doesn't come back,
that's his decision.
661
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:19,440
He's my son.
662
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:22,320
You can still call him that?
663
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:23,680
Now you know what he is?
664
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:31,640
I never thought
we'd have children.
665
00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:34,520
I accepted it.
666
00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:38,320
Then this --
667
00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:42,400
this wonderful miracle
happened, remember?
668
00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:47,520
This little premature thing
we brought home from hospital.
669
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:50,120
Oh, how he fought for life.
670
00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:55,360
Do you think the same God
that breathed life into him
671
00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:59,480
didn't know who he was
or what choices he would make?
672
00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:02,040
Do you think he loves him
any less today?
673
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:18,560
Excellent.
674
00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:22,880
Well, if you drive like that,
today you should pass.
675
00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:25,920
Kaneez, I know this
isn't the right time, but...
676
00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:28,280
Just say nothing, then, huh?
677
00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:37,120
Kaneez, this isn't good
for either of us.
678
00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:40,720
Look...
679
00:39:40,720 --> 00:39:43,280
I love you.
680
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:46,160
And I don't want to be
with anyone else.
681
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:49,080
But if you can't decide
what it is you want from me,
682
00:39:49,080 --> 00:39:51,920
then -- then that's it
between us.
683
00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:55,760
I don't want this anymore.
684
00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:02,040
Kan...
685
00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:46,440
I need to borrow your car.
686
00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:50,720
Uh, what?
687
00:40:50,720 --> 00:40:53,000
Oh, it's okay.
I passed!
688
00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:57,640
Well done!
689
00:41:01,720 --> 00:41:03,440
[ Doorbell rings ]
690
00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:08,000
I divorce you.
691
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:21,760
EMCEE: Our open-mic night
will start in 15 minutes.
692
00:41:41,120 --> 00:41:43,400
Mum!
That's Mr. Hyatt!
693
00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:46,160
Well, get used to it.
694
00:41:56,160 --> 00:41:59,360
[ Cheers and applause ]
695
00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:02,440
Just checking you're all right.
696
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:04,000
Any sign of Cory?
697
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:07,320
No, he said
he had to do something.
698
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:11,320
EMCEE: Let's have a big hand
for Naveed Haider!
699
00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:12,600
[ Exhales slowly ]
700
00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:14,240
Evening, all. Evening, all.
Evening, all.
701
00:42:14,240 --> 00:42:16,280
Any Ackley Bridgers
in the house? Give us a cheer!
702
00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:18,760
[ Cheering ]
703
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:22,240
Any gay Pakistanis
in the house? Give us a cheer!
704
00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:31,640
Whoo!
Just me, then.
705
00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:34,080
Those of you that know me
might be shocked.
706
00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:35,400
Others are probably thinking,
707
00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:37,320
"Oh, who were he kidding anyway?
Silly queen."
708
00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:38,960
And the rest are selling rocks
at the back,
709
00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:39,960
ready for the stoning.
710
00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:41,480
[ Laughter ]
711
00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:44,800
No, but it's true. I'm gay.
It's official. I am out.
712
00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:48,320
You know, it's a big thing
coming out of "the closet."
713
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:50,560
That's gayspeak. I'm allowed
to say that, by the way.
714
00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:51,920
I'm allowed to say that.
715
00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:53,760
You know, when you come out now,
716
00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:55,640
you get a badge
and a little phrase book
717
00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:57,840
and a little book of gay icons
and their sayings.
718
00:42:57,840 --> 00:42:58,880
Whoo.
719
00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:02,040
You think that you've moved on.
720
00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:03,560
You know, you think
you're gonna wake up,
721
00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:06,920
and the whole world's changed,
that your world's changed.
722
00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:08,840
That it's gonna be
wall-to-wall men,
723
00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:11,840
Grindr hookups,
724
00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:14,680
and no racism
in the gay world.
725
00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:15,680
[ Laughter ]
726
00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:18,360
It isn't.
It isn't.
727
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:20,440
Then you realize
what is important
728
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:22,840
are the people around you.
729
00:43:22,840 --> 00:43:24,800
Take my best friend.
730
00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:29,240
You know, I had no idea
how he'd react.
731
00:43:29,240 --> 00:43:31,240
He always said
it were a big step
732
00:43:31,240 --> 00:43:34,040
being friends with a Pakistani.
733
00:43:34,040 --> 00:43:36,160
But me mum's curry on tap
were a big incentive.
734
00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:37,400
[ Laughter ]
735
00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:41,280
But me, gay?
736
00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:43,440
You know, were he gonna think,
uh...
737
00:43:43,440 --> 00:43:47,440
Were he gonna think that
our friendship was a sham,
738
00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:50,520
that this whole time I were
just trying to get him into bed?
739
00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:52,360
-Which I was. I'll be honest.
-[ Laughter ]
740
00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:57,200
Surely my Ariana Grande
bunny ears were a big giveaway.
741
00:43:57,200 --> 00:43:58,800
I mean, they weren't my dad's.
742
00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:01,160
No, he's more, uh, Lady Gaga.
743
00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:07,680
Even though
I've moved on a step, changed,
744
00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:09,200
he's still stayed the same
for me,
745
00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:10,880
still has my back.
746
00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:14,080
Still texting me rubbish advice
and bad jokes,
747
00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:18,080
still trying to convince me that
rugby is an interesting sport.
748
00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:19,480
Although now he knows where
749
00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:22,320
my enthusiasm
for the scrum comes from.
750
00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:25,520
Best hookup in the world,
a rugby scrum.
751
00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:27,160
Talk about
rubbing your face in it.
752
00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:30,600
Right. Look at that.
Look at him.
753
00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:34,640
But you know, I know
no matter what happens,
754
00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:36,640
there will always be him,
755
00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:38,480
and I love him for that.
756
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:40,640
[ Cheers and applause ]
757
00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:59,000
I can't pretend
I understand or accept it.
758
00:45:00,480 --> 00:45:03,920
But for now, no more lies, huh?
759
00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:08,200
You forgot your keys.
760
00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:13,040
Hey, Mum?
761
00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:15,240
How did you like
the new material?
762
00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:19,840
[ Cheers and applause ]
763
00:45:22,600 --> 00:45:27,520
Perfect. Subtle.
Neither yes or no.
764
00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:30,120
Thousands of years of
evolution on the subcontinent
765
00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:33,040
has gone into
that one simple head wiggle.
766
00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:35,880
[ Squeals ]
Well done!
767
00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:37,960
You're amazing!
768
00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:40,440
Very good.
769
00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:15,040
First me sister, then me mum.
770
00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:17,560
She can kiss Miss Carter
for all I care.
771
00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:19,400
I'm still not doing my homework.
53619
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